Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: September 17, 2026

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Gone fishin'
Admin
17 September 2026 10:00 pm

With 10 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter, the Lions defense just got their first stop of the game. LOL

Gone fishin'
Admin
17 September 2026 9:56 pm

We got a new family member. My wife found her in the parking lot of the title company.

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 September 2026 10:07 pm

Congrats??

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 5:00 am

Nice looking kid. Hard to believe someone would dump him in a parking lot

Gone fishin'
Admin
17 September 2026 9:32 pm

The Lions might give up 70 against the Bears.

Gone fishin'
Admin
17 September 2026 9:14 pm

Lions defense is absolute trash.

Northwoods
17 September 2026 8:06 pm

Perfect start to the game

PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 8:03 pm

Looks like the game at Soldiers Field will be for 1st place in the North

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 8:03 pm

Bills pounding the Loins.

21-0.
Goff has 2 yards passing into the 2nd Qtr. It is a beautiful thing to watch (well it would be if I could watch it).

#nojinx

Northwoods
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 8:07 pm

I wouldn’t have it, but Prime Video is one of the only extra streamers my wife signed up for

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
17 September 2026 9:06 pm

Wait, I have Prime Video.
Off to Amazon I go.

PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 7:52 pm

Lions looking like pussies ( cats that is)

Northwoods
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 7:53 pm

That. And Bills looking tough.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 9:25 pm

They aren’t scary at all, they barely beat the *aints last week, and the *aints are likely a bottom 5 team.

Northwoods
17 September 2026 7:49 pm

Lions looking like the least likely 1-0 team in the NFL

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
17 September 2026 7:37 pm

Nobody cares about the Lions. No Vikings fan hates them or even us Packer fans.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 7:50 pm

Yeah, they’re the Sweden of the NFL

DE Viking
17 September 2026 7:33 pm

Let’s go Buffalo !

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 7:39 pm

B I L L S !!!!

Northwoods
17 September 2026 7:16 pm

I forget…..can someone remind me what part of Canada is Buffalo in?

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
17 September 2026 7:34 pm

It’s on Lake AMERICA

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 7:48 pm

Yeah, but on the America side. WTF they singing O Canada before the National anthem???

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  Northwoods
17 September 2026 8:09 pm

This was planned days ago. Just a kind gesture to our friendly neighbors north of us. Gotta let them know that it’s only one asshat that hates them for some reason.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
17 September 2026 9:15 pm

New York

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 6:53 pm

Thursday Injury Report for Sundays game.
Not a lot of change from yesterdays report.

https://www.vikings.com/team/injury-report/

DE Viking
17 September 2026 4:11 pm

Jeepers.
Just freaking retire please.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 4:42 pm

He is retiring, at the end of the year.
Until then he is playing it like Dianne Feinstein.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 4:54 pm

Just pass away already is more like it. Its okay Mitch…just let go.

PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 12:08 pm

Bills go 2-0 tonight. You heard it hear first

Northwoods
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 12:10 pm

I’ll be a Bills fan tonight!!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 12:10 pm

If you say, “heard it hear”, is that a double negative? So you are really saying the Bills will lose tonight?

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 12:13 pm

I am grammatically challenged, but factually accurate

VikingPhilip
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 12:14 pm

I agree with the whole statement. Go Bills!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 12:53 pm

This is why I like this place. People are good to each other.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 1:09 pm

Agreed, the Bills should win.

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
17 September 2026 11:38 am

Do any of you all live near Duluth? What a beautiful city.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 12:09 pm

I think we used to have someone on here from around Duluth, but I don’t think we do anymore.

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 12:23 pm

City reminds me of Marquette Michigan

DE Viking
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 3:51 pm

I lived in the Marquette area 30 years ago.
Wow that was a longtime ago and I’m freakin old.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 5:20 pm

Been to Marquette a few times in the past 5-6 years. It’s a cool city, largest in the UP I believe. It’s really pretty during fall color change.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 12:54 pm

I’ve been there multiple times. Stillwater is much closer to the Twin Cities and nearly as cool (better in some ways).

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 1:01 pm

Everywhere in Minn is cool, especially in the winter.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 2:00 pm

not my house this past July. AC was broken, it was a SAUNA

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 10:02 pm

We love going to Duluth. If you’re a runner, run in a race during Grandma’s Marathon, it’s a beautiful run & an absolute blast. I ran the half marathon there a few years back.

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
17 September 2026 8:36 am

I predict the Ravens are winning the Super Bowl this year

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 8:41 am

My money is on one of the other 31 teams winning it all

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 8:48 am

This Is the Ravens year.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 10:47 am

You two should bet on this. Seems like a totally fair bet.

DE Viking
17 September 2026 8:23 am

Thursday.
Week2 of NFL Entertainment begins.

What color are Caleb’s fingernails this week?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 8:43 am

what? who? someone colors their fingernails?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 8:45 am

The CryBaby.
He talked about opening a Nail Salon if he didn’t get the deal he wanted when he was drafted.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 9:54 am

LOL, ew

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 11:55 am

Check them out……

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 12:06 pm

Ewwwwww

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 1:03 pm

So dumb anyone actually gives a shit about this. It’s the same thing as old farts in the 70s being like, “These long haired hippy football players are a bunch of sissy girls ewwww.” Your old age is showing. haha.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 September 2026 1:32 pm

I think it is dumb that you think it is ‘So dumb anyone actually gives a shit about this’.
But keep trying to convince yourself that you are the smartest, most virtuous person in the room. haha?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 September 2026 2:18 pm

Someone seems threatened… that’s cute. Keep it up!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 September 2026 2:01 pm

Nah, you’re wrong. Grandpa Simpson was right. Johnny Unitas had a haircut you could set your watch to. Joe Nemeth was a hippie.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 2:19 pm

I cannot and will not argue against old man Simpson. It’s like playing tennis against a wall, you’re gonna lose!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 2:54 pm

I was talking to a good buddy who’s a Packer fan. He really dislikes LaFleur but one thing he mentioned that he hates is that he spends over 1K a week on hair and grooming. haha.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 September 2026 3:52 pm

LOL, LaFleur. Of course.

manly-purple
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 September 2026 2:01 pm

Nah, it’s girly.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 September 2026 3:54 pm

Edge for drag queen football!!!!

Wrenage
17 September 2026 7:26 am

Skoloholics Pick Em League reminder:

Get your picks in before tonight’s game!

In return, I will be a beacon of love and positivity for the rest of the day.

Case in point: You are beautiful and doing a good job.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
17 September 2026 7:34 am

What if I’m not doing a good job? It would be unloving to tell me that I am.

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 8:10 am

You could never do a bad job. You are a beacon of light in a gloomy world. I’m not saying I love you. But damned, if I don’t respect you.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
17 September 2026 8:18 am

wowza!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
17 September 2026 8:46 am

You are beautiful and doing a good job.

It is about time someone realized that about me.

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 8:52 am

Truly, the only thing that matches your incredible good looks is your performance report, both in the office and the sheets…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
17 September 2026 9:55 am

spreadsheets

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 10:48 am

That’s exactly what he meant.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
17 September 2026 11:51 am

Worst to first.
That’s my plan.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
17 September 2026 12:54 pm

So far your plan is going perfectly!

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
17 September 2026 7:14 am

Losing to the Vikings stings.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gopack2025
17 September 2026 8:26 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
17 September 2026 8:42 am

…so put your little hand in mine
and there ain’t no mountain we can’t climb…

PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 6:41 am

So Mason is our, disappointing, because i love how the Vikes used him and Jones. That plus a weak QB room is not giving me a lot of optimism.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 6:51 am

Trade deadline has not yet occurred. If the team thinks it might be ready, it could (yet again) mortgage the future by going for a high quality QB.

I wonder what Mac Jones (49ers) would cost. Send them JJ McThrowsTooHard and a draft pick or two?

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 8:27 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
17 September 2026 8:43 am

LOL, I knew that would bother you 🙂

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 9:12 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
17 September 2026 9:56 am

You too! haha

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 1:11 pm

I’m still on the “should have done whatever it took to move and draft Maye” bus.

I feel vindicated every week Fragile McPonder doesn’t play or if he does looks like garbage

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
17 September 2026 2:01 pm

Maye threw 3 INTs in the 4th quarter!

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 3:55 pm

Not his fault though.
At least, that was the standard line around here from 2018-2023.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 5:55 pm

Maye last year: 354 of 492 passes (72.0%) for 4,394 yards, 31 touchdowns, and 8 interceptions.
113.5 passer rating. He also rushed 103 times for 450 yards and 4 touchdowns.

McPonder last year:  140 completions on 243 attempts for 1,632 passing yards, 11 touchdowns, and 12 interceptions,
72.6 passer rating.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 7:18 pm

What you’re saying is he had 3 completions on those 3 passes…..

Northwoods
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
17 September 2026 11:23 am

Pshaw….we’re fine. We’ve got DeeJay, which is a mouthful to say, so we should shorten it to DJ.

FloridaSKOL
17 September 2026 6:41 am

JacksonVike is getting very good at posting the new threads. Thank you!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 7:21 am

What do you think of your future son in-law?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 8:51 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 10:49 am

If you never saw this movie, I consider you a wise and very blessed person.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 11:17 am

I can’t tell one Pauly Shore movie from another.

I did see Biodome, though.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
17 September 2026 12:12 pm

Can anyone tell one Pauly Shore movie from another, including Pauly Shore?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 1:04 pm

You’re famous!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 10:41 am

Glad to hear it!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 7:36 am

Congrats! That is a huge event. Hope all goes well.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 8:48 am

I might miss the next couple days.

I’m disappointed in you. Get your priorities straight. Skoloholics always comes first.

Don’t look here
Congrats on the daughter’s wedding.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 September 2026 11:53 am

Yep.
What? 4 days on the job and he already wants time off?
Sheesh.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 September 2026 6:41 am

Surly Viking
Admin
17 September 2026 6:14 am

First!
FTP!
SKOL!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 September 2026 6:40 am

Good morning SKOL!

FTP!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 September 2026 8:21 am

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