Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Thursday SkolAsylum: 21 May 2026

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Vikings Discussion & Random Thoughts

Holy cow, I’m almost finished with phase I of this insane cleanout. We got the outside debris removed along with the bio-hazardous materials from inside the home. Yuck. I’d post the before pictures of the toilet, but I don’t want to make anyone puke. I thank God that fishin’ buddy owns a drain cleaning service, he saved the day, I owe him big time. Anyhoo, I’ll do my best to get the thread posted regularly. Surly and Ben, I owe you guys. Many, many thanks to you & everyone who has helped keep this place afloat.

Before

After

The fam and I are heading to Fargo on Saturday, we entered kiddo into the T.J. Hockenson football camp on Sunday morning. Here’s a link, in case anyone is interested in enrolling a kiddo. I’m not sure if there are spots left, but it may be worth a look-see. Next Saturday is the Justin Jefferson football camp at the Vikings training facility in Eagen. We’re heading to that, too. We’ll post some pics & such here & on Tweeter.

Vikings & NFL News

Yahoo Sports reported that the Vikings laid out some hefty cash to secure a top UDFA offensive lineman, Tristan Leigh, this offseason.

Minneapolis was selected as the site for the 2028 NFL Draft, per Vikings.com. I suppose that’s IF Minneapolis hasn’t been burned to the ground by then, but that goes without saying, which is why I said it.

From Sports Illustrated, the Browns are giving Deshaun Watson a chance to start this season. Uhhhhh, he’s in the last year of his fully-guaranteed contract, they might as well try to get SOMETHING out of the $230 million they spent so foolishly. What a defunct organization they run.

Media Selection

Guys like this is the reason I could never be a cop. I’d just pre-fill the end of every arrest report with “and that’s when I shot him”. Much respect to these cops for being able to control themselves. Also, kudos to the good Samaritan boaters for helping out & saving this lady from further abuse.

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manly-purple
21 May 2026 11:04 am

😂 😂 😂

@I cannot believe a politician would use such dangerous rhetoric.@

😂 😂 😂

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  manly-purple
21 May 2026 11:10 am

The Declaration is not in any way US Law so its placement in relationship to God is a personnel choice.

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 10:46 am

Burger King for lunch today.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 11:16 am

Nasty – their foods is sub par even by fast food standards.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 11:20 am

I loved their ‘2 Whoppers for $5’ deals back in the day.
I would stop on the to work and eat one for lunch and save the other for dinner.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 11:26 am

Ever have their Bullseye BBQ Bacon Burger? I think that promotion was back in the ’80s or ’90s

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
21 May 2026 11:28 am

MAN! Nailed it.

“Burger King sold the original Bull’s-Eye BBQ Burger from 1987 to circa 1992. It was a heavily advertised Western-style sandwich made with two burger patties, American cheese, bacon, and Bull’s-Eye brand barbecue sauce served on an elongated roll.”

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 10:43 am

6’7″ veteran from Wisconsin who was drafted by the Pittsburgh Steelers in the fifth round of the 2021 NFL Draft.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 11:06 am

They seem to be signing a bunch of ‘prospects’ lately.
I assume they are not in anyway guaranteed and so doesn’t effect the cap in anyway.

Plus I doubt any of these signings are large enough to make the Top 53 which is what the Salary Cap tracks.

JRobert
JRobert
21 May 2026 10:17 am

All you heathen are saved.
Was reading this morning you can go to California, sign up for medicaid, and get a fully paid exorcism.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
21 May 2026 10:28 am

I didn’t know that the Catholic Church charged for exorcisms.
Maybe they just want to be able to charge the state and pocket the money.
That is a very Dim thing to do in Commifornia.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
21 May 2026 10:39 am

Good to know… thanks for sharing!

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 9:59 am

Time for NFL records to come with an asterisk…

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 10:55 am

Not surprised at all. Likely pushes the preseason to 2 games, a 2nd bye week, additions to the rosters and makes Super Bowl Weekend around Presidents’ Day

Tons of ‘records’ about to fall.

KFEY93
21 May 2026 8:59 am

Wow that guy in the video above. “Im a disabled vet, im gonna sue you” Yeah those make sense, as well as give you the right to beat your wife. Guy should get the shit beat out of him and thrown in a cell.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
21 May 2026 9:12 am

”……he shit himself….’

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
21 May 2026 9:14 am

Of course he did, he’s was drunk off his ass and was getting man handled and throwing an adult tantrum.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
21 May 2026 9:17 am

My God, what law enforcement officers have to put up with!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
21 May 2026 9:21 am

A least the Woke/Libs/Dims are looking out for them and offering constructive criticism.

*Is Sarcasm Font needed for this post??

pirateflip
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 9:33 am

Yes it is!!! I was all ready to roast this take and post a 5 paragraph rant on why you are wrong and should be kicked off this site! (* This is also sarcasm. Just in case.)

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  pirateflip
21 May 2026 9:36 am

I wondered.
I was preparing my own 5 paragraph response to rebut your 5 paragraph rebuttal so that I can win and prove to you that I have lots of words too.

(sarcasm alert)

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 9:40 am

Yet there is an irony about your thought as the Dems/Libs do “claim” to be looking out for them and making the whole situation better.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
21 May 2026 9:43 am

Dems/Libs do “claim”’

Yeah they lie about most stuff that they talk about.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
21 May 2026 9:19 am

Yup.

totally agree with GF’s assessment. I could not be a cop.

if I’m the responding officer I empty my clip into his belly and roll him into the water.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
21 May 2026 9:26 am

Sure looks like he would make good gator food.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
21 May 2026 9:28 am

Have you heard about the massive cholesterol problem among gators?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
21 May 2026 9:27 am

I second that…

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
21 May 2026 11:17 am

Yup, dudes a waste of oxygen and sadly theres a lot more like that everywhere. Just shitty human beings that are too far gone.

DE Viking
21 May 2026 8:50 am

They are certainly doing an extensive dog and pony show to announce Brez as the GM.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
21 May 2026 9:01 am

The Bills have ‘won the draft’ multiple times supposedly.
That would be a good get IMHO.
Rob would be a safe hire, giving the HC, OC, DC more input on players which might not be a bad thing.

DE Viking
21 May 2026 8:48 am

Let’s hope Banks is devoting as much time, detail and attention to his foot as this piece of Jewelry.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
21 May 2026 9:02 am

Given that The Bank is his teams home stadium I will allow it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
21 May 2026 9:04 am

I hope two things. First, I hope his foot issues aren’t chronic, or something that will end his career early. Second, I hope he has a credible wealth management advisor helping him put most of his money into investments that will set him up for life after his playing career is over.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 9:14 am

Amen to that.

Invest wisely young man

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 11:33 am

Isn’t gold a good investment?

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 8:43 am

UN Climate Panel Quietly Admits Its Doomsday Climate Scenarios Were ‘Implausible’ – How much money has been spent on Net Zero because of lies?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 9:13 am

Argued with my Nephews about the Climate Change/Global Warming BS that they were taught in HS. I got to send them a text yesterday about this UN announcement.
No reply back yet.

#grin

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 9:40 am

I think there have been more than a few discussions here about it. Scientists come up with a hypothesis, then go about trying to find data that proves it.

In the mid 1800’s, Scientists like John Tyndall and Svante Arrhenius began to study and understand the greenhouse effect and its implications for Earth’s climate.

A hundred years later, in the 1950s research on carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere began, revealing a significant increase due to human activities.

In 1970 the first Earth Day is celebrated, raising public awareness about environmental issues, including climate change.

Eventually liberals around the globe recognize the financial and political treasure trove climate fear produces. It drives this mania like a freight train day and night for 45 years.

Now the world is seeing this was nothing more than a sophisticated scientific fear mongering campaign for political gain.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 9:59 am

The Nephews were parroting what they were told by their liberal/woke teachers. When we explained ‘logic’ to them they doubled down so we mocked them for it.
It was loads of fun and now, Bonus, we get proven right…. Again. #grin

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 10:01 am

“Boy, I say boy, pay attention when I’m talkin to ya”.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 10:03 am

The older one actually thanked me for discussing politics with him while growing up.
He said none of his friends parents did that with them and so they have no idea about what is going on.
In Commifornia there is no reason to talk politics because of the ‘groupthink’ everyone ‘knows’ the right answers.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 10:13 am

Also don’t forget about the “Global cooling crisis” in the 70’s. It was based on pure conjecture of imminent cooling of the Earth. This resulted in a hypothesis we were going through a period of extensive glaciation due to the cooling effects of aerosols in the atmosphere. Some press reports in the 70s highlighted this speculation about continued cooling, stoking climate fears. Politicians and environmental alarmists went off the rails claiming the next ice age was upon us. And of course garnered power from the climate fear they helped create.

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 8:19 am

Eagles OLB Nolan Smith, 25, was arrested in Twiggs County, Georgia on May 15 for reckless driving and speeding in excess of limits after being clocked at 135-137 mph in a 70 mph zone.

Smith is a first-round 2023 draft pick. He was booked into the county jail but posted bond and was released. This is his second known speeding citation.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 8:57 am

So other teams have idiots to??
Good to know.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 9:00 am

I heard he was attending the Jordan Addison life skills classes.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
21 May 2026 7:43 am

FTP!!

That is all for now.

No longer New Vikings Fan
21 May 2026 7:17 am

Hard work there GF. Admire that. Yeah, I probably don’t need to see the toilet.

It’s Thorsday and my wife is at the gym. I’m on my second cup of coffee, and the cats are sleeping on the couch next to me. It’s all quiet and peaceful on the home front.

Got Wordle in two today.

JacksonVike
21 May 2026 6:19 am

Video of Northwoods pitching in his son’s little league baseball games.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
21 May 2026 7:44 am

Stupid bird.
Guess it FAFO.

Northwoods
Reply to  JacksonVike
21 May 2026 11:35 am

LOVE IT!!

I tallied 5 more Ks last night, including my own kid.

JacksonVike
21 May 2026 6:15 am

JacksonVike
21 May 2026 6:15 am

Last night, my son told me if the tickets to the draft in 2028 are free, he’ll get that for my birthday. He and a friend of his are planning on attending.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
21 May 2026 7:18 am

Generous to a fault.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
21 May 2026 8:54 am

my son told me if the tickets to the draft in 2028 are free

As parents, it’s interesting to sit back and watch your kids live and learn.
I hope he finds you free tickets.

Rob
Rob
Admin
21 May 2026 5:30 am

first

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Rob
21 May 2026 5:31 am

Words and pictures above, I have seen the toilet 🤮

HUNViking
Reply to  Rob
21 May 2026 7:07 am

First auto rec

DE Viking
Reply to  Rob
21 May 2026 9:04 am

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Rob
21 May 2026 9:46 am

I just realized this gif says “frist”

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Rob
21 May 2026 10:42 am

And, now I do too…

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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