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Minnesota Vikings News:
The Vikings signed edge rusher Marcus Davenport.
The Vikings re-signed K Greg Joseph and LS Andrew DePaola.
Vikings.com has a 2023 Minnesota Vikings free agency tracker.
Video of the Day: Here’s a good one for us older wise guys. Thankful to be alive & kick’n.
I miss Viking22, one of the only guys I could talk to about real March madness, Spencer Lee gonna easily win another championship and probably another hodge
V22 is a good guy…we had some good battles with WVU and ISU.
Yeah, can’t imagine anyone having issue with him
Spencer Lee is an insanely good wrestler.
Probably on the border between genius and crazy as well, very intense.
Won a championship with a blown a blown ACL, dude is crazy tough
Blew out the ACL 8 days before the NCAA Finals.
Still competed and still won.
He’s on a break again eh?
I miss V22 as well. I’ve seen him stop by a few times, hoping he decides to become a regular again.
Are they going to make any moves tonight?
IS there a deadline before these guarantees kick in tomorrow? or is it just 0001?
not sure but there’s probably a set time tomorrow like 4pm with other deadlines.
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WVU in usual fashion blows a double digit lead TWICE and loses to Maryland last second when they can’t get a decent shot off. I fucking hate the teams I root for. They all suck.
Pay me reparations for using my gif
Thoughts?
https://buffalowdown.com/2023/03/15/buffalo-bills-rumors-trade-packages-dalvin-cook/
Not a fan of giving up a pick and Cook for a third rounder.
lol…no, no and no.
3rd rd pick or pound sand.
I would think getting something for him is better than cutting him and getting nothing.
3rd for losing Cooks salary is good, throw in a sixth does not seem like a ‘deal breaker’ for me.
I liked 1 and 3.
Didn’t care much for Elam
Sweet sister had two showings of her condo yesterday, even though the listing isn’t public yet, so I’ve spent the past few days over there helping her get ready. Moving is exhausting!
Yes it is. Pace yourself.
Thanks, VP.
Spring Monday. 14 tomorrow. Hey Greta, staying warm?
Who’s the butthole that’s downvoting my superior content? Clearly just doing it for clout as no one would agree with the downvote. I love you all.
The site is swimming in buttholes…
Not me even though you might think it is. I’ll say it to your face with my chest out. 😁
I think we’re being trolled. No rhyme or reason to these random downvotes. I ignore them unless someone brings it up.
It’s the lurkers.
obviously Jorge
Lol, some reporter just asked our new TE about his time in New Orleans last year.
“I was in Baltimore last year.” Followed by silence.
Good grief. Talk about lazy reporting. At least take a few seconds to google the guy you’re about to interview.
(Talking about what someone said about the Vikings DB coaches:) “Yeah, he said you’re actually going to go to a place where they actually care about you.”
Also joked about the food being free now.
Cards franchise getting dogged by everyone lately.
But will free food translate into better play?
Vikes pressor for the new guys soon
Delayed because something is happening? Trade call back?
Lmao!!!
That’s hilarious. Is that why he took the job?
Vikings currently only have six players on contract who are 30 years old or older. Two on offense, three on defense, and one on special teams.
O.K. How does that compare to other teams??
I mean 30 is old in the NFL….
No idea…
Well, Dammit, do a little research. I sure don’t want to.
Laughing…
They’re going young
Good depth piece
Yes, not sexy, but good signing.
From Bleacher Report concerning AT..
O.K., he might “know how to create separation” but I would suggest he is physically unable to do so.
Good, glad we aren’t bringing in the skunk.
Pretty sure he’s gonna land with cowpies
Could see the Chiefs as well.
Details: https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-vikings-harrison-smith-restructured-contract/600259439/
I love Harry…just a common sense guy who knows $8 mill is more than enough with what he’s made and staying where you’re wanted and want to finish your career is good for the soul.
Safety Harrison Smith agreed to a restructured deal with the team on Thursday that will keep him with the Vikings for the 2023 season. The deal will reduce Smith’s base salary from $14.7 million to $8 million this year, according to a league source, and the 34-year-old safety can earn up to $2 million in incentives.
I guess we will see next year.
I suspect that the ‘agent’ is trying to drum up more interest so he can get more $$ from his %.
https://thevikingage.com/2023/03/15/adam-thielen-agent-critics-minnesota-vikings/?utm_campaign=FanSided+Daily&utm_source=FanSided+Daily&utm_medium=email
I dunno.
he was comfy as king of Mn.
but…
maybe he flew too close to the sun.
I want to send his agent back to third grade so he can learn how to structure a sentence. These fucking idiots make millions.
Army stressed at NCO academies to ‘structure your message toward your audience’, i.e. Big words for Officers and little words for Enlisted.
So maybe he was talking to the uneducated.
Yeah, but even enlisted men know that you use a comma prior to “but” and prior to “nor”.
YES!!!
This makes me happy.
They question I have….
Did they offer AT similar and he said nah, fuck y’all I’m testing FA?
Would be my guess. I’m guessing they realized early on that AT wasn’t going to compromise enough, so they just said adios.
Or he asked to be released.
We’ll see what he gets on open market
Vet minimum.
No I think he said fuck y’all when KAM traded for hock and Thielen became third fiddle
Maybe.
they had all year to work out a deal because 19m was never happening.
He’s said he was unappy with his role a couple times
I remember.
Yep
His Karen finger wife hates Minny and the cold
Weird since she’s from here
He stated on Pat McAfee that they lived in Florida.
But that might just be during the winter.
If I had millions, I sure as hell would live elsewhere during the winter. Then again, the football season takes up most of the winter.
Let’s goooooo
I love me some Harrison Smith, so glad he’s gonna likely stay and retire a Viking.
I’m glad, he stays and the contract is much more palatable
Nice.
The way his gums are receding, I’d put him around 83 years old…
Harry is staying
With the Hendersons?
Yes
I love that movie
8m with up to 2m on incentives.
Barr type.
will retire next year is my hues
Yeah I think he wants to end his career in purple and retire
Guess AT had a bit of an ego
and then some
Or his wife did.
I like purple and gold hues
Live look of Harrison Smith reporting to Vikings facilities…
You are dead to me.
Better watch your back. Harry might be coming for you with that attitude. He is THE Hitman after all.
I should be okay today for sure. Harry doesn’t have time to drive down here. He will be having supper at 3:30 and then he has to watch Wheel of Fortune and fall asleep in his chair.
Harry might not have time…but I am not too busy these days….”I will bust a cap in your fat ass”
Well, if I can fit into between my afternoon nap and 6 oclock bingo at the tavern.
Sorry Mick
Welp they missed that one!
The funny part is pre-draft his comp was Victor Cruz.
Stupid Giants
In college, I worked with a Packers fan who had ties to people in the NFL. This was back when I hated cocky Deion, and he said, “Deion is supposedly a normal guy, but when the cameras are on, he goes into “Prime Time” mode to play things up.”
When you see Deion nowadays, maybe he was right.
He also said, at that time, the Lions were the worst visiting team. They would crap on the locker room floor, etc.
Who the hell craps on a locker room floor? It’s not like the coaches, players, or management has to clean that up – some poor janitor. Sheesh.
The real question… is who doesn’t?
Well yeah we’ve all been there…not.
I’ve seen some docs leave a hell of a mess at the end of a procedure and just walk out of the room. I can’t be that guy, plus I might forget and just push away from the dinner table and leave my plate, etc…I always help out, try to take care of my own sharps, wrap up all the bloody 4×4’s, etc…
Yup, I always put my stuff in the dishwasher. Otherwise I feel like a lazy lib.
My wife is very particular about things, including loading the dishwasher. I consider it a victory if I don’t get scolded once per dishwasher loading cycle, I have learned a few things in thirty years together. Now I’ll never be perfect, I am a man after all.
Opposite in my house. My wife drives me fucking nuts when she doesn’t put dishes in the dishwasher.
I think he means that he doesn’t load the dishwasher the “right way.” My wife and I load it totally different and since my way is the right way I refuse to change.
She used to never even load the damn thing. Come in & the sink is full. I even got out the tape measure one time & measured from the sink to the dishwasher to prove that it was only 30 inches further to just put shit in the dishwasher.
She’s gotten better.
How were the next 3 sexless weeks for you?
It was worth it, it got results.
Yes, I don’t load it the “right way” sometimes. Sometimes in an argument she’ll drop the ol’ “you can do your own laundry” line which never works for her as she can’t stand how I do laundry. I swear she does a load at least once a day, when the stepkids were home it was more like twice a day. Me I’m a proponent of the one big load theory.
I don’t load the dishwasher the right way either. We have come to a compromise. She loads it, I unload it.
We had a YUGE argument when we got married.
I’m a staunch believer that sharp knives go in tip down. She wasn’t. I cut myself pulling silverware out one day, we had a discussion. Her argument went “well if you pay more attention……..”
I made it a point to leave the toilet seat up for the next week, she finally bitched at me about it, saying she didn’t appreciate getting a wet ass.
“Well, if you pay more attention……”
Knives go in tip down now.
Everything points down, especially knives, when you remove it’s by the handles.
Exactly.
Marital warfare is great.
All utensils in the dishwasher are tips up, per my lady.
Very creative way to make a point, haha!
MT you are not a native of MT, but when I played college football we had some MT recruits…absolute pigs…they would do charming things like shit in the Dorms clothes washing machines…
Bastards.
That’s just sick. Axe murderers all.
That reminds me of an observation I made while living in dorms for three years. My first year I probably was as bad as anyone as I enjoyed the newfound freedom from my parents strict supervision, but the other two wings of our floor were girls so it wasn’t too bad. The next two years though it switched to two wings guys and one wing girls and the common area would just turn to trash over the weekend. Time lapse photography would have been hilarious, Friday afternoon pristine but by Monday morning ground in slices of pizza, ripped up newspapers, stale beer cans everywhere, vomit sometimes and yes even a turd once. Those years I didn’t spend much time in the common area, I was a keener and either spent all day at the library, went home, or hung out with my GF. Shoot I was often in bed by 10 pm.
I used to clean softball diamonds for summer work when I was in college…The girls bathrooms were the worst, much much worse than the guys.
Not shocking. You should hear all the things they do with sheep.
That’s Wyoming where the don’t wear jeans with a zipper because it might scare the sheep and everybody owns a pair of velcro gloves.
My dad made me wear barbed-wire gloves after he caught me “browsing” the Sears catalog. Are those similar?
Had a heifer with a footling presentation yesterday. You should have seen what I did to her.
My daughter shit on her bedroom floor last weekend, walked in her room and just a punch in the face smell of a fresh steamer, at least it was on a book instead of the carpet though it ruined The Wonkey Donkey
Been there done that.
Skolly better protect his fatheads.
The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Yep, I was pretty proud
My son did that once, he wasn’t even two years old at the time. I had to go by one of our listings (it had sold, but the radon guy had his tester in there & I had to go get it out for him). Went downstairs to grab the machine, came back upstairs & couldn’t find kiddo. Finally found him in the closet. Began to ask what he was doing in there, then saw the reason. I’m glad I carry cleaning equipment in my pickup.
One of those great family reunion stories that come up every. single. time. is that I was playing on the beach at a lake in Alberta during a family reunion, apparently decided I had to go, and was in the process of dropping shorts to poop on the beach. My mother got to embarrassingly and breathlessly race with me bawling to the outhouse while I tried to pull my shorts down halfway through the process.
Of course I was ten so I don’t remember the incident.
LOL, kids are funny
No wonder Barry Sanders just quit to get away from those guys! That would have been back in his era.
Wonder if Spielman’s brother was one of the floor shitters?
LOL, they’d never be invited to Skolifer’s parties
For what skolly was trying to say but was mistaken… this is a breakdown of the Flores scheme. It would look like all 3…Z, Hunter, and Daveport have a spot.
Yeah at first i thought it gtd Z was gone but not necessarily
I mean…
there is a ton of potential there for some pressure.
If they get pressure fast enough we won’t even need corners.
Fun fact, Z Smith had 10 sacks last season in 771 snaps. Patrick Jones had 4 sacks in 277 snaps. If you do the math, Z got a sack every 77 plays, whereas Jones got a sack every 69 (nice) plays. Probably doesn’t mean anything but I found it interesting that Jones gets sacks at a higher rate than Smith.
Same math applied to Mattison vs Cook in yards and TDs.
Would love to see Mattison’s totals given all of Cook’s reps.
Might get the chance to
WTH are these people smoking outside Brandt? Fields in top 5???? Stafford sucks too
Yikes. Kirk has flaws for sure, but the media outlook on him gets old.
Fields? They’re high.
It’s a trick question.
There are no top QBs in the NFC. They’ve all gone to the AFC.
NFC is going to get trounced in the Super Bowl for awhile.
LOL.
Only Vikings fans think Kirk is awesome.
I don’t think a sane person on earth who has watched an NFL game would put Fields in the top 5 in the NFC. Dude can’t throw a football. The Lions dropped all 11 men into coverage (zero pressure) and he threw an INT. ‘Nuff said.
I agree.
Just think it’s funny to watch the Kirk sniffers go bonkers….
True, true.
Kirk’s sweat smells like cinnamon
His balls probably smell like butter, duck butter that is
NFC QB rankings:
Hurts
White Dak Prescott
Black Kirk Cousins
Stafford
Carr
Daniel Jones
Goff
Geno Smith
Whoever Shanny plays at QB
Murray
Mayfield
Tom Brady’s Rotting Corpse
Love
Fields
Sam Howell
Ridder
Whoever is Carolina’s starter right now, though that likely changes after the draft.
This is assuming all these guys are healthy.
TL;DR – The NFC is incredibly mediocre at the QB position.
I think they signed the Red Rifle.
Ok still the same
Hey, he’s on 2 of the lists and is #2 on one of them.
Actually #2 on both lists he made. I read Brandt’s backwards.
Correct, only sane ones know he’s mid.
ClickBait.
Sports entertainment shows “on air talent” predicting or commenting on anything is all blather.
Kirk does not belong in the top 5.
Most people realize that.
Fields certainly doesn’t. He’d be lucky to crack the top 15 in the NFC.
I’d put him around 12
Fair
Yeah… because only three QB’s in the league have thrown more TD’s than Cousins in the last five years… so no way he’s top 5 in the NFC.
If it’s an NFL list, I agree. But the NFC is another story, IMO. The AFC is stacked with great QBs but it’s slim pickings on the NFC.
We were all shitting on Jalen Hurts last year and they are very similar players who had very similar season before they broke out. Hurts got his #1 WR in Brown, now Fields gets DJ Moore. Fields is still young, im not saying he’s played great but people around here shit on young mobile QBs wayyy too often and soon. Im not saying he is the next Hurts, but he could be, and if he is, Vikes are in for trouble.
I wanted the Vikings to draft Hurts.
He was the low risk high reward guy you look for.
now… it’s Clayton Tune.
Agreed. There wouldnt even be a QB discussion right now, wouldnt have extended Kirk last season and we’d be ready to roll. Alas…here we are.
Fields is a turnover machine. Hurts was never that. Hurts is still not a super accurate or great thrower of the football. He is electric though with his legs.
He’s about as accurate throwing a football as I am with a 10 gauge at 2 miles.
The problem is that some of these say that Fields is a top QB already, not that he might be someday. Disagreeing with that statement is not shitting on him, but simply facing the current reality.
Brant is the only one with a brain….fuck the other 3 rubes.
who give a SHIT.
Was neve a Bisi fan.
He sucked
with upside? if he has upside, i guess i have upside
Steelers just cut Myles Jack
Older dude…by old i mean 27. Will turn 28 next year.
Could bring some Leadership the Viking LB corps.
Hicks new deal has 0 new dead money from what i understand…it guarantees on 3/17 for another 1.5m.
after tomorrow would be 3m dead to cut him.
Devin Bush is another guy who could be worth a cheap flyer 2 year deal as well.
Both have experience with Flores from last year so if they don’t go for him…well…we know why.
GET HIM!
Doubt we sign him. Hicks and Asamoah are your starters
Is he still good?
He was due another im this season for a total hit of 11.25m.
I see why they cut him. Steep price for LB.
they also signed his replacement lol for much less
i wanted him so bad the year he came out
Me too.
Yeah that was a long time ago now.
Old fogey LOL
Why would the Vikings cut Cook at this point?
If they are in cap compliance, it makes no sense to just cut him.
well.
Cause he’s a lot of money duh.
I also don’t think they’re done making moves and they want to sign some guys…TJ or JJ to extensions.
Got it.
He has a bonus or something coming due soon?
Cook and Harry has some money guarantee tomorrow.
but do they extend hunter? Z? TJ JJ the others.
Extensions for TJ and JJ would likely not affect this year’s cap much.
Yes.
TJ is at like 9m. It would go down.
What do they do with Hunter? He’s going to want more money that the 5.5m but hes got a dead cap of 18m+
Only way to save with Hunter is an extension or a post 6/1 actoin… trade or release.
They won’t be releasing hunter.
If Hunter goes, it’ll be via trade.
Agreed.
GTD money to cook tomorrow. They’ll likely cut him tomorrow or maybe they’ll eat it and shop him this offseason.
Makes sense.
The only other thing I can think of is guaranteed money for injury.
I just think Cook is staying.
He is still a play maker. Not worth the money, but still can make plays.
MY only issue with this is the way that they want to get the dead cap hits off of the books.
Cap hit.
Tommason leaving vikings hahahahaha
Wow.
Nice.
Crazy
Good riddance
BEST NEWS ALL OFF SEASON!!!
Good, he’s a fucking dipshit.
Wow. The Denver Gazette must really hate the Broncos and their fans.
don’t know what zims job title is at Colorado but I hope he has media obligations
Zim might kill that fucker if he ever meets him again. I would if I were Zim. Posted his kid’s death certificate, what a fuck stick.
That would be hilarious.
Technically, this isn’t personal news, but professional news, since journalism is his profession.
Minnesota’s gain is Denver’s loss.
Yeah, ton of rookies the last few years are older than usual with the extra year of eligibility for covid, I think Surratt was 25 when he got drafted by the Vikings.
Surrat what a waste of a pick
That’s one pick I hated right away, and I usually tried to defend Rick. Surrat looked awful in the college tape I watched on him.
I hated the Mond pick more than maybe any pick ever.
Such a bad pick.
I was for drafting a QB but once I watched his games I hated it
Good for him. Bad decision, everyone was participating, a horrible accident occurred. No reason for him to go to jail, IMO.
I mean, I don’t know the specifics, but the University employee driving the other vehicle was drunk when she crashed and caused the deaths of several people, not him.
I agree.
They were racing, allegedly. I figured some prosecutor who wants to run for public office in the near future was going to bring charges to make a name for their self. It wouldn’t be the first time.
Parris Campbell has a market value of 2.5m
Former 2nd round pick had trouble staying healthy his first 3 years… and has had an absolute shitshow of QBs.
Elite 10yd split…would be a great one to bring into the Mix.
KAMs type
That’s why i said what i did skolly
Man, I’d head butt that dude right on the bridge of his nose if he did that shit to me.
I started watching Gordon Ramsey last summer a bit, and he is kind of hilarious. Calls it like it is.
Yep, he’s an asshole, of course I’m a huge fan
You’re an ASSHOLE!!!
We didn’t even need the poll.
Still very young, drafted in 2019. Sign the man.
College Highlights.
Last season
NFL is such a bunch of greedy whores.
He’s got wheels, I give him that….
Ever since Mick said
“Ben’s an asshole and thats O.K.”
I have had this stupid song in my head to sharing it all with you.
From the Monte Python.
Monty Python – Lumberjack Song – YouTube
This is what i think about is on the other side of ben’s screen.
Dennis Leary
LOLOLOL
I do like Dennis Leary, Rescue Me was very good.
Sounds just like what Dennis Leary would say.
LOL, I also have to admit I always laugh at the line “sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces” in that song. I really am an asshole.
I did too.
Whole song is funny.
Good thing you don’t have son’s or you’d be sending them running into fences as well.
Shaking your head calling them dumbasses.
Yeah but I work with handicapped people so it makes me kinda feel bad
Skoloholics is considered work?
Thats a good one too.
Special Day today
Why?
Did we sign another TE?
3:16
Tim Tebow day?
good read.
Fuck Rick and Zim.
They shouldn’t be spending their time at a loser CFB teams pro day. They should be landing FAs and not waiting till 9PM at night
Well, since they are NOT worried about signing FA’s, they might as well have fun somewhere……
Yeah I’m sure they skipped Nebraska’s
Lol
Wrong answer.
Can’t read w/o a subscription. Highlights?
rick and zimdumdum
didn’t even goto the pro day for the school 10 miles away.
KO and KAM invite them to TC and what not and are involved.
Fleck likes it.
basically they aren’t snubbing the D1 school 10 miles away.
Got it. Thanks.
I’m pretty sure that it also says “Fuck the Packers” somewhere in there.
On a side note, Neither the Packers nor the Jets have leverage in this situation. Rodgers admitting wanting to go to Jets. Jets all in. However, Packers want him gone and have zero interest in bringing him back.
I don’t get it. Packers aren’t getting a first round pick for Rodgers
No.
and they shouldn’t.
Jets have leverage LOL. Not the pack.
Dude says he doesnt want to play for you and. YOU owe him 100m.
no leverage for GB
Exactly, media making it seem like Packers in control and they’re “we have until the draft to trade him” nonsnese
thats because the media/NFL love GB.
If I’m the Jets im offering a 3rd. LOL
conditional 4th, that could go up to a 3rd or a 2nd depending on playing time. Maybe a future pick if stays 2 years.
Should just offer Zach the milfslayer for Rodgers strait up
I want the Motherlover sitting in the same room as white laced Cousins.
LOL, that would be something
They actually have until September before they owe him anything so they could wait until somebody gets hurt.
Yep, Jets have every ounce of leverage here, there is NO reason for them to overpay.
I guess with the way his contract is structured, they potentially don’t owe him anything until the season starts. What they were talking about on the radio is the Packers could play hardball and tell the Jets, if you don’t want to pay up we’ll just keep him until another team loses their QB.
Yeah not until week 1 they owe him
IMO rodgers plays for Jets or retires
What’s the best scenario for the Packers? Would they rather he be traded or retire (contract wise)?
both are bad.
if he retires they can try to get money back.
if he’s traded its still a huge dead hit.
Trade they have 40m dead.
Cut/Retire its 99m dead.
They guaranteed 150m to a 40 year old QB last offseason.
Gute dum dum
Yikes. Then the Jets have all the leverage. “Here’s a 7th.”
Pretty much.
0% chance he retires. No way in hell he’s gonna play second fiddle to Brady going into the hall of fame. Not happening. Rodgers is all ego.
Very true. Which would be great if they don’t trade him then, because he’ll be a pain for them this offseason and still kill their cap.
Oh, I agree. I’ve said all along that the best thing would be for Rodgers to stay in Green Bush & force their hand on his contract.
Yeah, and have a complete circus of a training camp/preseason, I don’t see them doing that but they could
Yup, that would be a class A cluster fuck in training camp if they kept him.
I could be wrong but I don’t think Rodgers said he doesn’t want to play for packers, I think he said they don’t want him.
Correct.
Per Rodgers.
It doesn’t give GB leverage though.
Yeah I agree, it does the opposite of giving them leverage because they can’t tell potential team to give up more or they’ll just keep him, everyone now knows the Packers don’t want him, which immediately reduces his trade value.
He also said his intention is to play for the Jets. Not that he will only play for the Jets.
The Jets should meet with Lamar today. If nothing else but to make Gute nervous.
Nobody meeting with Lamar. Ravens will match regardless
Maybe they would, but at least make the Packers think you have at least some option other than Rodgers.
I don’t think they will if some team is stupid enough to offer 5/250 mil gtd. Its a weird thing though, teams don’t want to sign him to an offer sheet Baltimore is likely to match and he won’t sign an offer sheet that is equal to or even just slightly better than what Baltimore offered. Most likely he plays on the tag this year at 32 mil, and next year on the tag again at 38.4. He likely is physically close to or already broken down by then and the Ravens move on.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/16/packers-want-first-round-pick-and-more-for-aaron-rodgers/
What is the human missile, I mean Sendejo up to these days? Re-pairing him with Hitman in Flores’s defense may be fun.
He old. Should retire.
He’s only a year or two older than Hitman isn’t he?
Sooo like 35 or 36? Just looked it up..35…yeah no
Stuff I’m reading on Davenport is he’ll take over Tomlinson’s role. They could end keeping both Hunter and Z
Z-Davenport-Phillips-Hunter
Where are you reading this? Tomlinson is a 325 lb run stuffer, Davenport is a 265 lb pass rusher, it makes zero sense that Davenport would take over Tomlinson’s role.
Just throwing shit against the wall to see what will stick.
I’ll find it and post. Not saying that’s what they should do but was gaining steam. Might’ve been Nick Olsen
Sounds like the Vikings trying to make people think they’re going to keep him to maximize his trade value. If the league thinks you are for sure dumping him the price drops.
I mean, on purely pass rushing downs it makes some sense, but overall it would not be ideal to replace your fat run stuffer guy with a 265 lb edge player.
Yeah it was pass rushing downs. Tonga the run stuffer
Gotcha, that makes sense
He probable meant as a DE.
Flores defenses have had a quicker DE to go with a big NT and a big DE on the other side.
With Hunter/Davenport both having success with their hands in the dirt I see that on pass rushing down’s having all 3… Hunter, Z, and Davenport on the field causing a lot of havoc.
Yeah that might have been what it was
So replacing Tomlinson with Davenport would not accomplish this, they’d have two quicker DEs and no big DE.
I understand that.
Give the lad a break when he says silly things.
Reservation Dogs is a GREAT show!
Yes.
Hunter and Davenport with hand in the dirt as a DE.
May even draft a guy like Bresee to be that quicker bigger DE.
Would like to see them draft Mazi Smith as a NT.
You don’t get Smith and Bresee in the draft though.
Can we say Wordle here or is there a rule against it?
I think you can say it, just don’t DO it.
take your wordle and shove it up your butt
That’s what I thought. By asking, I avoided a virtual beating!
Wordle the other day was surly, I wonder if he did it that day
Zeke’s last play as a Cowgirl

i remember watching them set up for this play thinking oh man this is gonna be such a good and fun play to watch and then laughing my head off at how it unfolded.
stupid cowboys
But Kellen Moore is a genius and should be a head coach.
According to Mike McCarthy, all Kellen Moore wants to do is score points.
Why on earth would you want to do something crazy like that?
lol…I know right? They were ripping Fat Bastard on NFL Radio after he said that’s why he let Moore go as the OC. He was trying to make the point they should have run the ball more and given the defense more time to rest between series. But he came off as a complete idiot who was throwing his OC under the bus. For goodness sakes, he’s the HC…if he wanted to run the ball more, then put your foot down and run the football. But to suggest it was a bad thing that Kellen Moore wanted to score early and often just came out as a very stupid comment.
So, if a running back gets the ball, breaks outside, and has a wide open swath to the end zone, he should go down after 10 yards? What a dipshit.
They were ripping Fat Bastard
Here is the correct way to read the tea leaves.
We’ll see lots of action. I don’t see Cook & Smith returning on their existing contracts.
Agree…and honestly I don’t want them back at that cost. As Mick suggested go get CJG or another LB who can rush the QB. That’s what we need.
Ya, I can see Smith re-negotiating his deal, he wants to retire in Minny & he’s at the tail end of his career. Cook will be gone, he’ll want to maximize his cash now while he still can.
harrison for sure coming back
cook gone
big Z gone
I think Z might stay now. Davenport going to replace Tomlinson
agree Z’s hand is being forced to stay. Maybe they give him a little 1 yr bump to massage his feels.
Vikes have all control. He signed the deal. I hate these players that B&M about their deals. Dont sign multiple year deals then.
Make the clown play or he can sit at home with no paycheck
Massage a fart from my ass, I wouldn’t give him any more money just for being a little baby for whatever reason he feels entitled.
Tell him to move to SF and get his 5 mill in reparations for being so disadvantaged.
That’s actually a smart move, I might have my hands and face/head tatted dark brown and move their so I can get my 5 mil.
Davenport is an OLB in this scheme, not a DE/DT like Tomlinson was. We have eight OLB’s on the roster now BTW. This site seems to update pretty frequently. Not sure why they’re showing Willekes as a FA still, but for the most part it’s very accurate.
https://www.ourlads.com/nfldepthcharts/depthchart/MIN
I disagree.
Z is a traditional OLB
Hunter and Davenport are 4-3 DE.
They do very well with their hands in the dirt. They’re too fast for G to handle and do well against the T.
Having one of these guys with Z behind em would be a scary situation for the OL.
annnnnnd then…… the Flores scheme usually has a traditional 3-4DE which is usually that guy around 300lbs and they have the quicker fast DE. this is where Hunter and Davenport can fit in depending on the down.
The Vikings have Davenport slated as an Outside linebacker.
Thye need to bring in a WR… Liek Parris Campbell
I think Z Smith gets traded or cut, Smith will take a pay cut and stay, Cook I have no clue. This is my opinion, I am not stating as fact.
I agree with these. I think Cook will be gone, but he may surprise us & come back on a reduced contract. Highly unlikely, though, IMO.
Yeah, I don’t see why you’d sign Mattison to a 2 year 7 mil deal to come back and play 20% of snaps but who knows, KAM has been kinda screwy so far this offseason with what he’s doing.
Cook will be gone, IMO. They’ll bring in a mid-tier guy to be the second half of a committee with Mattison.
Maybe Ezekiel Elliott?
I’d rather they just draft someone in the 6th/7th round and have a rotation with Chandler, rookie, Mattison than sign a FA.
Like MO.
he can get the tough yards.
I’d be cool with that.
Cooks dead. Whether we get draft compensation or not is the question
With how much ded cap the Vikings have to eat, I think they could get something for him, like a 6th round pick, maybe more though, IDK.
If Cook is smart and sees the deals being given out to RBs and how many are available right now, he’d be dumb not to accept some sort of pay cut. He could take a pay cut and still earn more than what he will on the open market.
I agree with you, but we all have egos, and an ego can prevent us from making the smartest decision.
I don’t even know if it’ll be an option for him….
Might not be, but if the Vikings want to bring another back in, why wouldn’t they approach Cook first. I’m guessing they have an amount they are comfortable or able to pay this year. Offer that to Cook and if he says no, so be it. If he accepts it, great.
I think they may go the Chandler/Mattison route.
I’m not 100% sure though.. Does Cook come down to make Mattison money?
What I mean is will Cook take a deal just like Mattison did?
Unknown if he will or if the Vikings even want him to. They might be happy with what they have and plan on drafting another. My only point is that they should at least ask him to take a pay cut before cutting him if they plan on signing somebody. You aren’t out anything if he says no. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
He dalvin…
I know you’re due 14m this year.
but were gonna offer you 2/7m.
LOL
Hey Dalvin, we can’t afford to pay you 14m this year but how about 2 for 10? RBs are making 2-3 on the open market, there’s about 20 available right now and the draft has a lot as well. Would you like to stay in MN or make even less to hopefully land a gig somewhere else?
too much LOL
Yeah, make up whatever number. I just threw something there as an example.
He’s worth more than Mattison. If he plays for $7 million a year, I’d keep him. Otherwise, take the dead cap hit & move on.
I dont think that the vikings want to pay that position that much money.
Doesn’t matter what Cook is worth.
I don’t think the team wants to dump 10m+ into RB Salaries.
Better than $14 million for one dude. Cook still has playmaker ability, so might be worth it to keep him, but don’t want to pay too much.
I think he’ll be gone, TBH. I think the odds of Cook & the Vikes agreeing on a number are slim to none.
Z smith is too good to be cut and not receive comp for.
He’ll either stay…or be traded. I”d say trade.d
If he’s so good the Packers would have traded instead of cutting him last offseason.
They owed him a shitload of money if i remember correctly.
Z gonna stay now
Traded, most likely. The Vikes need picks.
Spaceballs auto Rec
Awesome show, just watched it with kiddo a few weeks ago.
If Z wants out (and not just more $$) then let him walk. Think he’d give 100% if we make him stay?
I don’t think he gave 100% last year, only games he seemed really motivated were against the FTP.
If the vikings don’t want to spend big at S for like…CGJ….
Lonnie Johnson would be a nice consolation prize.
Cook likely gone? Sad state of affairs, however having the best RB in the league has not proven to win championships, so it’s a necessary move. Hopefully he goes to a full-blown contender and gets a chance.
I see yesterday Lifer finally responded to the gun control question but in typical fashion rather than forming a coherent rebuttal to my statement he says I’m brainwashed from watching right-wing media, or something like that, so I guess I’ve been got? Not sure but you would think for someone who is the “correct” one in the argument would be able to prove why that’s so, rather than make bogus accusations… idk… been a weird trend the last few years.
Ben’s summary was good, however it must need a correction; Stu KNOWS tark was/is overrated, and also that five should come back around to spice it up a bit on a slow day.
I don’t think Mattison will be a great #1, but good committee.
I’m literally laughing my ass off at me desk right now
Not shocked asshole whore finds that amusing.
If heard better disses from grade school children. This comment certainly reads like one wrote it.
Whoa now, I’ll admit to the whore part but I’m no asshole.
I would think someone on the left would be celebrating an asshole whore. Isn’t that their whole schtick?
LOL, so tue
You’ve proven nothing here and to think this is a forum where anything is proven is egotistical at best. That’s the difference in you and I, you think you’re correct about everything when at best you’re a misinformed peasant regurgitating false facts spoon fed to you. We’re both getting taken advantage of by both political parties. That is our reality. Which is worse is an exercise in futility.
LOL, now I’m laughing at this
Lol
There’s a lot of differences between you and I, ME being the misinformed “peasant” and the -only- one “regurgitating false facts spoon fed to me” certainly ain’t one of them.
I’ll take a page from your book; why you don’t ask Don Lemon/Rachel Maddow/Chris Cuomo how you are supposed to respond to my climate change post below. They’ll scream that it’s “Fact” because temps rose by half a degree last decade and you, of course, will “regurgitate” it.
I’d still have a beer with ya tho, because I don’t get caught up in my feelings about things. That’s probably the real difference between you and I.