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No longer New Vikings Fan
10 October 2024 6:09 am

Tropicana Field got destroyed in the hurricane, in case you want some visual, and understanding of the power of the storm.

I know we lost power at my house last night around 9 p.m. 3.2M people without power in Fl now.

bowbunch
Admin
9 October 2024 2:38 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 2:47 pm

That’s what Norse always says.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 3:00 pm

Haha this I can agree with (not even including the huge implications of cheating on top of that).

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 2:34 pm

My question is… how about all those electric cars getting flooded, and also no power? Yeah…

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 2:36 pm

I’ve seen videos of people trying to escape FL with generators strapped to the back of their EVs.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 2:38 pm

Hmmmmm

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 4:24 pm

Well you know who took trips on the short bus.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
10 October 2024 1:23 pm

Thought in read from Helene wet EV’s can be a fire hazard.

JRobert
JRobert
9 October 2024 2:28 pm

Seems when people double down, they just keep doing it.
Just heard the Jets new interim HC said “he is going to lean on Aaron Rogers” to fix the offense.
I find that amazing – did he watch Sunday’s game.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 2:37 pm

The OC is Nathaniel Hackett who obviously has worked with Aaron Rodgers now for years. Aaron would probably have already told Hackett what he thought was working and not working, I’d think.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 2:44 pm

I think Rogers is the problem and Hackett is his lap dog.
Rogers wants no motion, no three receiver clusters, no play action – it’s a throw back offense.
And then Rogers himself is playing pretty poorly.
There offense does need to be fixed but think maybe Rogers should look inward first.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 2:51 pm

You mean in one of those huts filled smoke and you meditate for hours? Oh wait…

DE Viking
9 October 2024 1:51 pm

The Douche resents the implication that he got Saleh fired.
Which likely means he in fact told Woody to fire Saleh on the Monday night phone call.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 1:58 pm

And he loved McCarthy and had nothing to do with his firing either.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 2:03 pm

Correct.

Sounds like Disney is preparing for $200 million in losses because of the hurricane.

I hope you stay safe.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 2:10 pm

Thanks. Parks are all closed. In fact, we were having all the kids coming to town to go to a special Disney Halloween Event Friday. Just got all the money back.
Just now starting to get a little dicey outside.
And Rogers, what can you say – would have probably made a good politician.

HUNViking
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 2:55 pm

Stay safe, mate.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  HUNViking
9 October 2024 2:59 pm

Thank you.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 2:10 pm

NoDakRube
9 October 2024 1:32 pm

Panda Poop!!??? We are talking about Panda poop now?

You just never know what educating conversations will break out on this site.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 October 2024 1:35 pm

Haha yeah, I assume the fecal matter is pretty fibrous due to it being nearly exclusively bamboo breakdown.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 2:17 pm

So it’s more like
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JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 2:58 pm

That’s where those things come from! haha

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 October 2024 1:59 pm

Did you see that story where China was painting dogs to look like pandas at a zoo exhibit?

Those Chinese are problem solvers, I tell you!

JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 2:05 pm

Yes, I thought that was funny. People started getting suspicious when the pandas started barking.

bowbunch
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9 October 2024 1:05 pm

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 1:05 pm

#nojinx – SoCal

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 1:17 pm

3 of the top 4 are NFCN teams? Wild!

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 4:24 pm

Thats a list of all NFC teams…

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
9 October 2024 4:45 pm

I understand, but did you expect the top 4 to include 3 NFCN teams?

JacksonVike
9 October 2024 12:57 pm

In case anyone is interested, I did write a short story in the Fan Huddle. Please don’t beat me up to much, if you read it. Writing stories is not my strong suit.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 12:59 pm

What is the Fan Huddle and where is it located?

JacksonVike
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 1:03 pm

Click on the News drop down menu

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:02 pm

LOVED reading that. That was a great memory maker and alot of fun to read.

i can’t help but imagine how many words it would have taken Mt Vikings to write that……

JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 1:05 pm

Thank you, I’ve been trying to do things out of my comfort zone. I may write more in the future.

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:09 pm

you should, a family of 13? you have to have a ton of great stories

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:10 pm

Great story JV.

13 freaking kids….???

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 1:55 pm

I believe there are 32 grandkids. I haven’t sat down and counted in a while. with 10 Great grand kids.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:16 pm

Great story – big family! Loved the last sentence.

HUNViking
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:51 pm

The time it takes to read your story is well invested, thanks for sharing!

bowbunch
Admin
9 October 2024 12:48 pm

Maybe it’s a good thing for JJ to be out for the year. Definitely happy to have KOC to develop a young guy though. He seems to get that position pretty well.

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:55 pm

I believe the biggest issue with developing 1st round QBs, is the team that drafts them just expects them to know how to handle themselves. Like Jamarcus Russel, everyone laughs at how the coaches sent blank tapes home with him to study film. Maybe they should have worked with him on how to study film and what to look for. Don’t just assume he knows how to study film. He may have never had to study film because his talent was so high, he just out did everyone he faced up to the point of entering the NFL, where everyone has that level of talent.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 12:58 pm

Yeah, more help would probably be the better way to go there. Unless they were offering help and he was just declining or blowing it off.

JacksonVike
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 1:01 pm

I think a lot of the super studs out of college, never had to do a lot of studying. They overall athleticism is what made them successful, but that doesn’t fly in the NFL where everyone was one of the best at their position.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 1:47 pm

I agree. I think they get a big head and think “I’ve never had to do that before, why would I now?”. I would assume the organization does everything in their power to help them succeed (because they greatly want success), but you never know.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 1:02 pm

Like Arizona trying to put a clause in Murray’s contract that he would study a certain amount every week

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:57 pm

I’m surprised Warner hasn’t gone into coaching.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 1:24 pm

That’s an excellent presentation. He’s a thoughtful guy.

freezeyface
9 October 2024 12:44 pm

one of my favorite things to do on this site is to produce a comment/question that is so provocative it pits people against eachother and makes enemies

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 12:53 pm

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 12:54 pm

“Provoking good football discussion” is what it is. Haha

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 1:58 pm

I am for that, as it gives me a chance to use one of my favorite GIFs.

HUNViking
9 October 2024 12:16 pm

Since we have been discussing if it’s OK to root for the *aints these days… nope, still not OK.

1000006159
Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
9 October 2024 12:26 pm

Meh, different group of people all together. I’d rather hate the Broncos now since they actually have some association to the Saints team from 15 years ago.

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 12:28 pm

yeah, i feel you…

i don’t mind Al Qaeda now that a whole new regime is running their show….

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 12:32 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 1:14 pm

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 2:22 pm

That doesn’t even compare. Good try though hahaha. Difference is Al Qaeda is still killing folks while the Saints are not the big cheaty bastards they once were.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 12:28 pm

bowbunch
Admin
9 October 2024 12:04 pm

freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:01 am

i’m between slighty and moderatly concerned about Aaron Jones health moving forward. He seems to get dinged up in every game, and “week to week” is not a prognosis i was hoping for.

if he goes out, we are screwed with Chandler as our top back. i doubt we can address the issue during the season, unless they swing a trade to a terrible team for a not crazy draft pick…but idk.

i hope these 2 weeks off really improve Jones’s hip and won’t get worse.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:05 am

I think trading for a RB should be a higher priority than guard. They’re sufficient at guard and have Risner coming back. If Jones is out for any amount of time, they could be in trouble. Etienne might be available. Maybe reach out to our old friend in Cleveland and see if they’ll part with Chubb (pending medical of course)?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:06 am

Rhamondre Stevenson might be available. He’s solid but has had early season fumbling issues so NE might be willing to part with him for a mid-late round pick depending on his contract.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:10 am

yes, i agree that RB should be our #1 priority.

We have made due with our Oline, and if Risner is back in a couple weeks, barring any catastrophic injury #nojinx, we should be FINE there. i don’t think we face any tougher front Dlines than we have already faced.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:25 am

Holy cats! Is it 1984? RB is our #1 priority? Is this from the crew where I hear every draft season that RBs literally grow on trees, you can find them anywhere? Listen, we are not OK at RG. Jones being so dang good is what makes our OL look passable in the run game. We aren’t finding another Jones right now in FA or in the draft. RG needs to be addressed too.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:29 am

Amen – fix the IOL.
If the Chiefs can pick up RB’s (and WR’s too) literally off the street and make it work, why can’t we.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:31 am

Yeah, so they should get one. Chandler isn’t going to cut it if Jones is out now or God forbid gets hurt later in the season.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:32 am

Chandler could cut it better if we had a RG who wasn’t absolute trash. Risner isn’t the fix, he is trash in the run game.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:34 am

I agree. Chandler isn’t the issue. He is good (you might say not as good as Jones, but he is a competent and explosive RB).

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:39 am

Every running play starts with ‘adequate blocking.’
Good blocking will make even an average back look very good.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:40 am

I’ve only ever seen 2 backs ever absolutely excel even when literally they were the only offensive weapon and had shitty blocking. Sanders and AP.

Good athletes take advantage of the opportunities given. The greats make their own opportunities.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:36 am

No team will ever consistently run the ball well if the IOL allows penetration – not get the tackle necessarily, but penetration.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:39 am

Yet somehow behind the line that all you doomers claim is the biggest dumpster fire in the history of football, they were doing just fine with Jones. Maybe Chandler just isn’t that good.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:52 am

Wow, 1/2 game where the line was man-handled and we couldn’t get runs going (minus the 35yd one called back) and suddenly he’s the worst RB ever! I mean, he did fumble once on that toss, but THE SKY IS FALLING!!! HOLY CRAP!!!

Overreaction.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:53 am

Can you name one game where Chandler has looked good?

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:59 am

Several games where he’s had huge runs or screen pass catches, but many of those have been called back (if you recall last season and the last game). I don’t know why he gets screwed on that stuff, but he’s had a lot of explosive gains get flagged back.

Look at the last game? He doesn’t get that 35yd gain called back and suddenly he’s averaging just as high as Jones.

Hard to get in a rhythm when he’s not getting used as much, and that DL was wearing our OL line down in the second half of last game.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 12:01 pm

Maybe he is able to break those because of the penalty? He saw plenty of time at the end of last season and he had one game over 70 yards.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:04 pm

Haha no. Fake holding penalties away from the ball, “illegal shift” that didn’t happen. Most of them are BS when the refs want to stall a drive. Anyone who has watched a lot of games has seen a ton of them for him, for whatever reason. I feel bad for the guy.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:54 am

Look no doom. Perhaps realism and wanting to win. a SB.
For several years we have won games with ONLY a passing game – no running, no defense and crappy kickers.
Right now, even if we have ZERO running game, our passing game, defense and special teams can get us into playoffs.
But,making it all the way, running game would be very helpful.
And good line play can make even an average back look good.
And doing “just fine” in the regular season may well not be near good enough in the playoffs.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:57 am

I don’t disagree. I just think you are way more likely to be able to upgrade the RB depth than you are going to be able to upgrade the IOL at this juncture. Maybe in the offseason, but that doesn’t help now.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:24 pm

I see it from the other direction – Doesn’t the RB have to learn more things on a new team than a G?

Where to line up;
What the hell the QB is saying;
What gap the hole is supposed to be;
When to pick up the blitzing guy;
What route to run on a pass play;
What check-down area to trickle out to on a pass play

Whereas the G has to learn:
Don’t let the guy in front of you get to the QB (a concept that doesn’t change team to team)
Which side to block the guy in front of you to open a hole
Pulling

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:38 am

hey, watch your lip, boy…

also i wasn’t saying get another Jones…

but can we at least find like a vintage AP??!?!?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:39 am

I bet AP could use some cash…

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:43 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:42 am

Up next, MOAR FBs and MOAR WYSHBONE formation!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:43 am

I’d rather see more Ham than more Chandler.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:50 am

Yikes, Ham is not good and has fumbling issues as well. Definitely not.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:55 am

Lol…. Ham’s tuddy on Sunday was literally the difference in the game.

He’s had some big 3rd down conversions and TD’s over the years.

Had a timely punt block against SF in week 2.

Agree he’s not a lead back in any way (the fumble against the Giants wasn’t great)

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 October 2024 12:01 pm

The thought of using a slow FB like him at HB is laughable. He can gain a few yards when needed at times, but not close to a feature back.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:16 am

Hmmmm……trading a medical issue for another medical issue? Wouldn’t be my first choice.

PSA – Folks, always use a tree stand safety harness. My cousin’s son just learned the hard way. Several broken ribs, vertebrae, and collarbone.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
9 October 2024 11:19 am

I think Chubb would be a stretch but they are dysfunctional enough right now who knows. Etienne or Stevenson are the top two that jump to mind. What about getting Dalvin off the couch or is he with a team now?

pirateflip
Reply to  Northwoods
9 October 2024 12:26 pm

Ouch!

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:50 am

Heard the Etienne talk this morning. Jags 1-4, have Tank Bigsby….. Etienne still on his rookie deal iirc. Would add some firepower and an interesting 1-2 punch if they pull it off.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:23 am

When he does come back, maybe the FTP’s scheme wouldn’t be a bad idea – a Jones series, a Chandler series, a Jones series, ……………….

JacksonVike
Reply to  Northwoods
9 October 2024 12:39 pm

I thought that is how we started the year, but the last couple of games it was Jones until we had a lead and then bring in Chandler.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
9 October 2024 12:42 pm

until we had a lead and then bring in Chandler

Maybe that’s why the offense has been sputtering

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:43 pm

Trying to kill clock and they know we’re going to run…. maybe that’s why he’s struggling.

And maybe you don’t agree, because we clearly see different things with Chandler, but Darnold has played terrible the 2nd half of the last two games (and it’s not the RB’s fault).

JacksonVike
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 12:56 pm

Maybe it’s

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:24 am

I saw an article saying the Vikings should get Miles Sanders from the Panthers.

I don’t know what any of that means. I just saw the article.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 11:32 am

I say let’s get a bigger same size with Chandler, as I don’t agree “we are screwed” with him. I don’t think it’s as big of a drop-off as many here seems to think. Let’s give him more than just a half game of play. He broke off a 35+ yard run that was called back because of “illegal shift”, which I think was bogus. Regardless, availability is important, and Jones does have significant injury problems. If Chandler gets hurt, then we are screwed.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:34 am

Chandler has averaged approximately 2 yards per carry behind the same line that Jones is averaging 5-6 yards per carry. That’s a significant drop off. Chandler has only ever shown flashes in the preseason. In the regular season he has been lacking.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:37 am

Chandler is an okay change-of-pace back. Jones is a work horse.

Jones needs to get better bad.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:40 am

And we need a better plan for if he follows his history and gets hurt again. They’re not going to find another Jones, but there are backs available that would be an improvement over Chandler.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:54 am

False. Look at the stats. AJ is 4.9 for the year, Chandler is 3.5 on just over half the carries.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stats/_/name/min/minnesota-vikings

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:59 am

And Chandler’s YPC is heavily skewed from one long run since he has a limited number of carries.
NYG – 2.1 YPC
SF – 8.2 (had a 25 yarder)
HOU – 1.9
GB – 1.7
NYJ – 2.1

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:00 pm

Aaron Jones:
NYG – 6.7
SF – 3.6
Hous – 5.4
GB – 4.2
NYJ – 4.1

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:01 pm

Aaron Jones gets twice as many chances, too. Better take out his long runs as well!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 12:03 pm

That is completely opposite of how the math works. I gave you the actual game by game averages. If you don’t carry the ball as many times, one longer run is going to skew the average more than one long run in 100 carries. Outside of SF he has average 2 yards per carry. That’s not good. It’s not even good enough.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:08 pm

I know what you’re saying – but I’m saying if he gets a chance to get in a rhythm and that a few of those chances turn into big gains and you have a lift up of the overall average. You have 6 chances a game and get stuffed by poor line play or a stupid KOC call a few times and your stats look bad.
He is explosive – just needs more attempts IMO.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 12:10 pm

But he got those attempts and carries last year and only did anything with it in one game.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:11 pm

He’s a good change of pace back and I think he’ll do better in limited touches. They need to look at their options for somebody that could come in and at least be part of a committee should Jones go down.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:14 pm

For example, bring in Etienne (or Cook, Harris, idk) and while Jones is healthy he takes 1/2-2/3 of the carries and the rest are split between new Jack and Chandler. If (based on history probably when) Jones goes down for multiple game, new Jack and Chandler split the carries and they both end up with around 15 carries.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:14 pm

Haha okay. He had 102 total carries last year and averaged 4.5 ypc (highest on team), barely less than Jones is now.

You are very biased and wrong.

freezeyface
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:34 am

hey, listen here buddy. if you don’t agree with me SCREW YOU

jk.

that’s fair, he did have that long run.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 12:57 pm

I’m between slighty and moderatly concerned about Aaron Jones health moving forward.

Which is likely why the Pukers moved off of him.
Jones is very good when healthy.

But he can’t stay healthy for very long it appears.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 1:09 pm

Maybe they can get this guy with the 32nd pick next spring

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 1:12 pm

Boise State?

Eh. Mattison….

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 10:53 am

Just an update. We evacuated Monday morning to Mobile Al (my brothers house). We brought both cars and all three cats. We have watched the exodus from Florida, and obviously our quick decision to evacuate was prudent. We’re safe and sound. We’ll see what the house looks like when we return.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 10:55 am

Is your house high enough to avoid the storm surge?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:06 am

I think so. We’re about 7 or 8 miles inland. We’ve heard the surge could come in 9 or 10 miles though.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:08 am

Good luck. Hopefully it’s just wind which sounds like it’s gonna be bad enough.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:15 am

We had gusts to 80 mph with Helene. Not gonna sit there with 120+ winds hitting us. Also, power and water outages. My brother says “stay as long as you like”. We don’t plan to come back until there’s power and water at a minimum.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:17 am

Good plan. My wife’s cousin lives just southeast of Tampa I think and they are riding it out. I said they are stupid.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:27 am

Indeed. So many folks have sheltered in place in previous hurricanes after being told by the weather pundits the storm would be deadly, and survived somewhat unscathed. They think they’ll be fine. They won’t. They are at risk of dying. Their property is likely to be damaged severely, if not destroyed. This is a historic storm.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:25 am

Good thinking. Glad you are out of it.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:47 am

It looks like south of Tampa is the worst.
Santa Maria Island, gone.
Siesta Key, gone
Sarasota will likely be underwater.

manly-purple
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 10:57 am

Glad you’re safe. Smart decision. Blessings on the aftermath.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  manly-purple
9 October 2024 2:47 pm

Thank you. Providence, wisdom, dumb luck, or whatever, we made it out early and we’re safe. Praying for folks who did not have the means to get out (it costs a lot of money to evacuate).

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 10:58 am

Good – was wondering about you.
We’re still here, but hope storm will weaken some before it gets to us.
You were smart living so close to coast and leaving early was really smart. Traffic was terrible yesterday.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:07 am

The storm looks like it may still be a Cat 4 when it gets to you JR. Very worried about you. This is going to be the worst storm you’ve ever seen in the Orlando area.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 12:03 pm

Agreed. JR, please be careful.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
9 October 2024 1:44 pm

Trying. Thank you.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:25 am

Glad you’re good man. Hope your house stays in tact!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:28 am

Yeah, we are hoping the damages won’t be too bad, but we know the most important piece has been taken care of. The cats are safe. Grin.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 11:31 am

How is that with insurance stuff. Do they try and get out of paying when shit like this happens or in your experience have they been pretty good?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 2:49 pm

Honestly USAA is very good. Don’t know about other insurance carriers. One thing’s for sure, the insurance companies are about to take a beating.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 12:03 pm

Good move. Stay safe.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 October 2024 12:04 pm

When’s the storm start hitting land?

JRo_42
JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:32 am

I’m not sure this is said enough, but I really appreciate the free speech on this site and the very limited moderation of thoughts and comments. SBNation (Dailynorseman) was a trash site that only allowed certain viewpoints and was very unfairly biased, IMO, and I am a big fan of this place here. You guys are the Elon Musk of sports commenting sites! Thank you.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:33 am

It’s all GoneFishin’s doing.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:40 am

Thoughtful of you to say this.
Far too often we merely take good things for granted.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:46 am

I try to get Edge censored all the time, but GF refuses to do it.

I kid I kid…Love this site.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 11:29 am

Oh this place is definitely biased. If someone on the left said 2+2=4, this place would argue that to the bitter end that it’s not true. On the flip side, if someone on the right said 2+2=Panda Farts then this place would overwhelming support that statement as fact.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:30 am

Both 2’s are evil so there should be no numbers.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:33 am

HAHAHA!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:32 am

That’s because folks from the right are better at arithmetic.

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:36 am

I bet panda farts are the Oreo cookies of animal farts.

It just makes sense.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:39 am

I get the white and black connection to oreos… I still have no idea what this means… do you eat farts there Wrenage? lol

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:42 am

I think we need to take it a step further beyond farts and say panda poop is the Oreo cookies of animal poop.

It is similar to how unicorn poop is like Skittles.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:43 am

You’ve given this far too much thought haha

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:44 am

I’m more of an E.L. Fudge guy.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:48 am

Do they even make EL Fudge anymore?

To the Google Mobile!

Looks like they do. I seem to remember Keebler used to have elf cookies that mimicked the Oreo, but I don’t see them available anymore.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:48 am

Yes. I get the double stuffed when we go camping.

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 11:39 am

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 1:33 pm

Nah, just logic here.

But at least you’re allowed to disagree and argue without getting comments deleted and banhammered. That’s what goes on over there and at most other sites.

freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:55 am

Worst Defensive grades from week 5

SAF Harrison Smith 37.9
DL Taki Taimani 43.1
DL Jihad Ward 51.7
Edge Pat Jones II 53.6
DL Jerry Tillery 54.8

grandpa Smith had a rough one

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 10:11 am

He should be drinking at least one container of Ensure each quarter to keep his vital forces at nominal levels.

HS
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 10:19 am

His sack was the 5th fastest sack in the league so far this year though.

freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:54 am

Worst Offensive grades from week 5

G Ed Ingram 36
QB Sam Darnold 47.9
RB Ty Chandler 48.7
G Blake Brandel 54
WR Brandon Powell 54.7

sounds about right. don’t like seeing Brandel there

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 10:00 am

ED is 82nd ranked guard in league.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
9 October 2024 10:21 am

RISNER!!!

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 October 2024 11:42 am

Exactly.
That’s who is on deck.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  norseman1
9 October 2024 10:33 am

Seriously, try someone else, KOC! This is part of the reason I don’t think he’s a great coach (good maybe, but it is holding him back, like cute playcalling and clock-management sometimes).

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:42 am

Can’t try something else if you don’t have another option. Trying for the sake of trying when you know your other option is worse would be dumb too. He might be trying to run the Daytona 500 in a stock Camaro right now, but he might only have a Kia in the shop.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 10:44 am

As we said yesterday. Go out and get a good replacement before Chris Jones destroys our offense in the SB.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 10:48 am

Easy enough to say, but this isn’t fantasy football. Who are you getting and at what price? Even if they’re solid now, is that player really going to be an upgrade coming into a new system mid-season?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 10:49 am

They’ve played some pretty good DTs already and have faired well enough. No team in the NFL is without holes.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 10:56 am

Sometimes the time is right to act. This year, in the NFC, the mighty seem to be faultering – Eagles, Niners, Cowboys,
Why not spend some future draft capital and trade for a good guard now.
Just thinking ahead when we have a real chance to get and maybe win a SB.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:01 am

Yes, but who are they going to get? There’s only 31 other guys out there. Not all of them would be an improvement. Of the remainder, some have untradeable contracts. Of the rest of those, you have to find one that would fit the system and have him be on a team that is willing to deal him. So, if you want to trade for somebody, who?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:08 am

I’m no GM scout type. But there must be a team, maybe not going anywhere this year, that has a good young guard that they would trade for a future draft pick (s).
I think it’s reasonable to think there could be a Vikings/Chiefs SB. And Chris Jones will destroy our IOL.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 11:10 am

I’ve heard about who was going to destroy the IOL for the last 5 weeks and here we sit. Maybe it hasn’t been great, but it’s been good enough.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:25 am

Good enough will not win the SB.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 12:10 pm

The backups are worse than the lowest-ranked G in the NFL? Maybe, but hard to verify without trying.

Northwoods
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 12:30 pm

Under Zimmer I’d agree with you, but KOC has been more than willing to let the Rooks play if they show they deserve it.

Maybe KOC’s just not saying what Zimmer said – “I see him every day in practice.”

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Northwoods
9 October 2024 12:56 pm

It’s possible, but man, we are saddled with the worst starter in the NFL and even more incapable backups? I have to think someone else has higher potential.

Northwoods
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 1:01 pm

Someone does. We just haven’t drafted him or traded for him yet.

They’ve shored up many positions over the past couple years, we might see a higher emphasis on G next spring…….if we can find some picks somewhere.

Then again, we’ve got a lot of talent on 1-year contracts that might chase more $$ next year, so we’ll have to shore those positions up again……

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
9 October 2024 1:03 pm

They should start extending some of those guys like the Ginkster

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 3:13 pm

I agree – dangle the worm while they’re still hungry and happy to be in Minny.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
9 October 2024 11:40 am

ED

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
9 October 2024 11:41 am

ED

freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:48 am

Vikings defensive snap counts vs. Jets (out of 72)* S Harrison Smith: 72
* LB Blake Cashman: 72
* CB Stephon Gilmore: 69
* CB Byron Murphy Jr: 68
* S Camryn Bynum: 64
* OLB Andrew Van Ginkel: 61
* OLB Jonathan Greenard: 61
* S Josh Metellus: 59
* OLB Pat Jones II: 41
* DL Harrison Phillips: 38
* CB Shaq Griffin: 36
* DL Jonathan Bullard: 36
* DL Jerry Tillery: 28
* DL Jihad Ward: 28
* LB Ivan Pace Jr: 26
* OLB Dallas Turner: 13
* LB Kamu Grugier-Hill: 13
* DL Taki Taimani: 7

Top 5 PFF grades on defense (min. 20 snaps)1. Van Ginkel — 85.0
2. Pace — 79.2
3. Bynum —76.1
4. Cashman — 72.9
5. Griffin — 69.9

freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:47 am

Vikings offensive snap counts vs. Jets (out of 73)* C Garrett Bradbury: 73
* LG Blake Brandel: 73
* RG Ed Ingram: 73
* RT Brian O’Neill: 73
* LT Christian Darrisaw: 73
* QB Sam Darnold: 72
* WR Justin Jefferson: 69
* WR Jordan Addison: 65
* RB Ty Chandler: 46
* TE Josh Oliver: 45
* WR Jalen Nailor: 41
* TE Johnny Mundt: 39
* FB C.J. Ham: 23
* RB Aaron Jones: 16
* WR Trent Sherfield: 9
* WR Brandon Powell: 6
* QB Nick Mullens: 1
* RB Myles Gaskin: 1
* TE Robert Tonyan: 1

Top 5 PFF grades on offense (min. 20 snaps)1. O’Neill — 90.9
2. Ham — 73.3
3. Darrisaw — 70.8
4. Mundt — 65.7
5. Jefferson — 63.6

freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:45 am

Since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970, only five other teams have made it through the first five weeks of the season while trailing for 4:30 or less and ALL FIVE of those teams ended up making it to the Super Bowl with three of them winning it.
Here’s a look at the list (via ESPN stats and info):
1. 2009 Saints (Trailed for zero seconds in first five weeks): Won Super Bowl
2. 1984 Dolphins (Trailed for 1:07): Lost Super Bowl
3. 2023 49ers (Trailed for 1:45): Lost Super Bowl
4. 1999 Rams (Trailed for 2:30): Won Super Bowl
5. 2024 Vikings (Trailed for 3:26): TBA
6. 1998 Broncos (Trailed for 4:23): Won Super Bowl

where is socal?!?!

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:52 am

#nojinx

freezeyface
Reply to  SkolfromMT
9 October 2024 9:53 am

thank you

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 10:35 am

Vikings are stat-breakers. This makes me feel even more inevitable doom. Haha

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 10:37 am

Also, can we please put an asterisk on the Saints 2009 *win, when the refs were clearing cheating hard to get them there, in addition to the bountygate stuff. I will hate them eternally for that (and Roger Goodell, and the NFL in general). Maybe the NFL will help the Vikings win one of these years, but we always seem to be fighting upstream.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRo_42
9 October 2024 10:49 am

Agree about Saints.
I’m not crazy about this stat. I’d rather we fell behind some and got “seasoned” during the season rather than getting tested in the fourth quarter of the NFC Championship Game.

pirateflip
Reply to  JRobert
9 October 2024 12:14 pm

I’d rather be dreading for the other shoe to drop, and then it never happens!

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  pirateflip
9 October 2024 12:56 pm

Would be great.

norseman1
norseman1
9 October 2024 9:21 am

That really a Lebanese flag on Saleh’s sleeve and if so, why?

Wrenage
Reply to  norseman1
9 October 2024 9:50 am

He is Lebanese, I believe.

DE Viking
9 October 2024 9:11 am

Milton Barrels Towards Tampa-Area As A Cat. 5 Hurricane

This headline made me think of the old time comedian Milton Berle.
Most of you weren’t even born yet.

Looks like Bradenton to Fort Myers will be wiped off the map.
Tampa avoids the worst of it as it makes landfall just south of Tampa.

The ultimate Government Warning:
“If you are not going to evacuate, write your name on your body…..”

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 9:13 am

Every time I hear Milton I think about…

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 9:19 am

That’s one of the first Gifs that pops up when typing Milton.
No clue who or what this pertains to.

LOL

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 9:26 am

You need to watch “Office Space” and quickly! Are you in your 20s or 90s? Only way you haven’t heard of this film lol

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 10:19 am

I’m in my 60’s and have never heard of this movie.
I live a very sheltered life and was never really into going to the movies.

I will see if hulu or netflix has this movie and watch it this weekend.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 10:22 am

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 10:28 am

We should just reply to DE in only Office Space gif responses until he watched lol.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 10:29 am

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 10:39 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
9 October 2024 11:30 am

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:31 am

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 12:55 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 11:52 am

LOL….

I’m now kind of getting the sense that this movie was the brainchild of the TV series The Office.

Just a wild ass guess though.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 11:53 am

Nope, predates it I believe.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
9 October 2024 11:56 am

Ok.
The movie says 1999.
The Office was from 2004 to 2013

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 10:00 am

I think of Milton “Burl”

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pirateflip
Reply to  DE Viking
9 October 2024 12:11 pm

Uncle Milty!

Edgecrusher71
9 October 2024 8:59 am

So, wife and I going to Minneapolis next weekend with my cousin and his wife. My cousin and wife through a friend of his just scored lower level seats through a friend of his for $175. They were trying to be all nice like they weren’t gonna take that opportunity since there weren’t seats for us… We were like, screw that! Take the seats! So this brings me to a series of questions…

  1. Anyone know anyone getting rid of Lions vs Vikes tickets?
  2. What website/apps do you use to look for tickets?
  3. Last resort where’s a good bar to drink/eat and watch the game while my cousin enjoys the game in the stadium haha.
freezeyface
9 October 2024 8:53 am

i knew it was ben who posted this thread when i saw the music selection.

i realize his name is above that but i normally don’t care to look

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 8:58 am

I always look

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 9:00 am

you’re a better man than me, pete

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 2:55 pm

it was meant to sound a little fruity

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 2:57 pm

PPB:

FloridaSKOL
9 October 2024 8:29 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

Happy Hump Day!

Wrenage
9 October 2024 8:29 am

This is the hump week of the year for me. Corn harvest is going into full swing. If I can make it though this week, then harvest work will start going down hill. By November, I will only have to deal with regular life again. Gotta jump that hump…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 8:54 am

if there is anyone who can hop, skip, or jump over that hump….my money is on you, Wren

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:53 am

This is the week I just go into autopilot mode, but it is more doable now that nephews are out helping. It is fun to work with the younger generation. It puts a different spin on it.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Wrenage
9 October 2024 9:23 am

Stay strong.

Wrenage
Reply to  SkolfromMT
9 October 2024 9:53 am

I will fall in love with my bed this week.

peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 8:27 am

DVOA power rankings:

1 MIN
2 BAL
3 KCC
4 NO*
5 DET
6 BUF
7 HOU
8 SEA
9 SFO
10 WAS

Minnesota has the best defense by far. 2nd best is the Chargers, whose offense and special teams can’t do enough to keep the team’s head above water.

DET has the best offense Minnesota will have faced so far (aside from GB apparently, but perhaps Love’s poor first half on Sunday was to the Viking’s benefit)

HUNViking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 8:33 am

This defense is for real. Must be considering the way they dominated games so far, and if even the DVOA guys (Do Vikings Over-Achieve?) are thinking that our defense is this good, it must be true.

Hope the injury bug has no plans to bite us anytime soon (obligatory #nojinx), if we manage to stay somewhat healthy this team can go very far this year.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  HUNViking
9 October 2024 9:00 am

The offense certainly has shown some vulnerabilities the last few weeks, albeit against good teams. If the defense stays healthy, the team should win most of its remaining games, so long as the offense doesn’t devolve any further. Hopefully RB1 is healthy and TE1 comes back and sticks around.

Oh, and hopefully the OL stays at least as good as it has been so far

HUNViking
9 October 2024 8:19 am

Happy Hump Day!

peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 8:17 am

Happy Hump Day, everyone

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 8:19 am

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 8:55 am

is that chuck?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
9 October 2024 9:00 am

too tall to be chuck

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
9 October 2024 9:26 am

too tall and better hair

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