Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 7 May 2024

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Nothing much happening. Rookie camp starts Friday.

FTP

I took some heat for yesterday’s media selection, so let’s see who I can annoy today. I feel this song is appropriate, and could identify how Kirko feels once the season starts and he no longer has Justin Jefferson to throw to, and no longer has KOC coaching him.

Is this Vikings team better currently than the 2023 version? Correct answer is yes

Bonus question: What is happening with Minnesota Sports? All the teams seem to be playing better. Timberwolves dominated again. I could get used to this.

Normally we reserve the Kirk Cousins drama/arguments to Tuesdays, but I see that some people could not wait and had at it on a Monday. In case anyone has more words to say about that, today is the Kirko free for all day! I have been on the “Anyone but Kirk” team since December 2018, so I am thrilled with this offseason so far.

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:53 pm

Bullpen took a dump and gave up 8 runs.
Twinkies lose.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:54 pm

It was UGLY…I went to a Bdubs so I could watch it…not worth it.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 May 2024 9:55 pm

went to a Bdubs so I could watch it’

Now we know why the lost.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:07 pm

my fault….

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 May 2024 10:26 pm

That is how it works in my world.
The more I put into an event the more chance is that the results are negative for me.

VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 8:14 pm

I should probably apologize, but I’m not going to.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 8:24 pm

I have heard apologizing is a sign of weakness.
But that might just be a prison thing.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:49 pm

Its a Trump thing.

Gone fishin'
Admin
7 May 2024 7:28 pm

This team is better than last year’s team. The defense will improve further, the offense will be effective. I expect 12 wins this season. Book it.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 May 2024 8:07 pm

Make it so!
Given your rosy prognostication whom, pray tell, will the QB for the majority of it??

Gone fishin'
Admin
7 May 2024 7:07 pm

Hey Surly, I saw you already had tomorrow’s post put together, so I put Thursday’s together, I already have it scheduled to post at 3 am on Thursday.

JRo_42
JRo_42
7 May 2024 5:51 pm

QOTD: Comparable. I think maybe 7 wins this year. All other teams in the NFCN got better and will be stiffer competition, in addition to our QB situation unknow (likely worse than at least 1st half of season last year).

KFEY93
7 May 2024 4:54 pm

…no420

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:37 pm

Teeing it up for you…

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:37 pm

416

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:36 pm

415

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:36 pm

414

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:36 pm

413

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:36 pm

412

DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:36 pm

411

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
7 May 2024 4:32 pm

First softball game tonight and it’s supposed to be about 40 degrees with 35-40 mph winds and rain at game time. I really hope they cancel.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:38 pm

Um….yeah.
You wouldn’t see me out there in the frozen tundra.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:44 pm

Can’t say that I’m excited. I was really hoping to have extra guys and be able to skip it. Only hope now is that the rain moves in so they cancel. Definitely too cold to use our good bats. Don’t need to be breaking $300 bats in the first game.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 5:03 pm

You playing fast pitch? 300 dollar bats.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 5:22 pm

No and 250-300 bucks is cheap. Bought my kid a new bat the other day and they had $400 bars for 8-10 year Olds (I did not buy one of those)

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 5:27 pm

Shoot i used Louisville slugger for about $20 bucks. Later beyond baseball, but with cheap metal bats.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
7 May 2024 4:22 pm

He might be donezo
https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1787950203867115962

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:25 pm

I think it would be a misdemeanor… right?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:26 pm

Combined with his traffic/gun problems, he’s not on a good path.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:33 pm

True…

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 7:07 pm

It’s illegal to hit a photographer?

norseman1
norseman1
7 May 2024 4:05 pm

Can’t read comments:
a
b
c
f
d…I’m out.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 4:05 pm

e

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 4:08 pm

Just refresh the page.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:10 pm

Over and over…..

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 4:15 pm

The Voldemort threads can be ignored.
Not as if you can learn anything from them.

JRobert
JRobert
7 May 2024 3:48 pm

If you want to see a scary fast WR, go watch some of the videos of this new KC Chief receiver. Looks faster than Hill – will be a force.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:50 pm

Could be, but there’s been a lot of really fast guys that failed and very few that succeeded. Hill is an anomaly. If it works, it could be scary though.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:04 pm

As Dick Butkus said ‘They didn’t get that fast running to a fight’.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 5:06 pm

As bear Bryant once said when Bama was playing a team with two good running backs – “oh I don’t worry about it, if they stay in bonuds LeRoy will get them.”

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 7:09 pm

Troy Williamson was a REALLY fast receiver.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 May 2024 9:51 pm

Really fast…what was the line? The Venus de Milo had better hands?

freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:30 pm

just adding my favorite cereal of all time is called Cracklin Oat Bran and it’s DELICIOUS

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:46 pm

Dead to me after they removed artificial flavors and changed source of the bran. Tastes like dog breath.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:50 pm

i don’t even know what you are talking about
still delicious to me

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:55 pm

Are you saying that oat bran cereal taste is all about the oat bran!?! Are you forgetting about the other 53 supporting ingredients. Taste isn’t all about one guy ingredient.

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:50 pm

I actually remember you saying that once before.

I keep detailed notes on everyone.

Don’t freak out, though. I haven’t settled on exactly who I am stalking yet…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 3:53 pm

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MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:21 pm

Oh man before you operate a table saw for the first time in over 35 years you have to watch the 2:30 mark of this video.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:26 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 5:26 pm

No worse than trying to change a car battery.

norseman1
norseman1
7 May 2024 3:14 pm

Football blog and we talk cereal.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 3:15 pm

You say that as if were a bad thing.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 3:19 pm

You love it, chief!

You know anything about trolling motors?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:22 pm

Depends on size of boat. Yamaha always good. 14-16 footer go electric.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 3:45 pm

I’m looking for one that would integrate with my LowRance elite FS7, like take GPS directions from the fish finder and rumble around a spot like a race track, with river current about 5 mph…do they all do that?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:47 pm

They have powerfull electrics and very quiet. Again, size of boat.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 3:56 pm

I gots a 18 foot G3 tunnel Jon.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 4:00 pm

Lots out there but need to friendly with fish finder.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 3:47 pm

My buddy has a Minn Kota that does that somehow. I’m guessing it syncs with his finder but I couldn’t say for sure. I know it kept us in place on the river above Tongue last year pretty good.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 4:16 pm

Minnkota does not communicate with Lowrance only Humminbird. I have I pilot Ulterra and Humminbird. Will spot lock in about 20 maybe 25 mph wind, my guess is it would hold in 5 mph current. I can troll and lets say I want to stay at 14 ‘ the troller communicates with fish finder and stays on the 14’ contour.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
7 May 2024 4:21 pm

That’s sweet. I know almost nothing about all the new tech, but the side scan stuff my buddy was showing me last summer was pretty damn impressive.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:25 pm

Ya, it is, I have the SI/DI (side image / down image) but sometimes need help from adult kids to get it to synch with the fish finder. I draw the line at the ‘live scope’ just too much $

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:27 pm

Headed to Tiber this weekend, leaving Thursday.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
7 May 2024 4:29 pm

Nice, that’s a bit of a jaunt isn’t it?

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:33 pm

About 260 miles for me, but I am towing a 20′ Lund with a bed camper on a 1 ton diesel. Don’t drive over 65 mph usually.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 7:12 pm

I have a tiny Minn-Kota that’s probably 20 years old. Works great.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 7:10 pm

I like Fruity Pebbles, also Lucky Charms. I’m also a Raisin Bran fan.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
7 May 2024 3:02 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
7 May 2024 2:58 pm

https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/1787931046324928605

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 3:05 pm

Yeah, we need some rookie camp highlight videos. I’ve watched everything else and seen nothing to discourage me yet.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 3:10 pm

The kid even catches the ball.
https://x.com/TPPSkol/status/1787892271230160990

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:34 pm

that last kid still can’t walk to this day….

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 7:15 pm

So now we have a QB who can catch and a WR who can throw.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 May 2024 9:54 pm

Things are looking up!!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
7 May 2024 2:27 pm

How about Zay Jones for wr3?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:46 pm

Tomato Tamato at this point.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:49 pm

Just spit balling. He’s got some speed if I remember correctly and since he’s still available his asking price might be coming down. I’m guessing he’ll end up a 1 year contract sort of guy.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:51 pm

When does the comp pick formula thing end?
Like after the draft, there are no comp pick trade offs to consider?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:54 pm

I think the deadline is last week or this week. If not, it’s really soon and any players signed after that do not go against the comp pick formula.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:55 pm

Yeah, so I think a smart move by any GM at this point is to NOT sign any FA until that deadline passes.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:57 pm

Deadlined passed last week.
Informed Speculation is we will get 1 3rd for Voldemort.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 4:40 pm

Figured. Wasnt sure it was official though.

Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 2:09 pm

HA!

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KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 2:11 pm

Two guys. One banner. This summer….

DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:00 pm

Vikings have an open roster spot.
WR Cut.

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1787863459108974797

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:04 pm

Thought they picked up a punter recently.
Is this the corresponding move?

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 2:08 pm

I don’t think so.
They have had 91 signed, TJ on IR, to make the 90 limit.
Punter has been signed for a couple of days at least I think.

MT Viking
7 May 2024 1:17 pm
Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 7:19 pm

Can someone explain “non-binary”? What does that mean?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 May 2024 8:49 pm

‘The idea that there are only two genders is sometimes called a “gender binary,” because binary means “having two parts” (male and female). Therefore, “non- binary” is one term people use to describe genders that don’t fall into one of these two categories, male or female’.

The more you know about this stuff the dumber you become.

Wrenage
7 May 2024 12:57 pm

My grocery store list:
Bread
Lettuce
Peanut Butter

I am not sure I could come up with a more boring grocery list if I tried.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 1:00 pm

Saltines
Evaporated milk
1 rutabaga

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 1:10 pm

Kind of an odd sandwich.
But you do you.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 1:27 pm

Ever watched “Roll for Sandwich”? Shit gets weird!

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 1:32 pm

I have not.
Which service is that show on?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:02 pm

Instagram, youtube or TikTok. The guy has papers with assigned numbers and then rolls for everything. It’s dumb but for some reason the combinations are interesting to see what happens lol.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 1:14 pm

Nice. I recently sampled for the first time some kind of hazelnut chocolate spread, not Nutella but similar (not that I’ve ever tasted Nutella). It was sublime. Good thing I didn’t discover that at a young impressionable age, I’d be mainlining it like coke.

Back in my college days my packed lunches were variants of the peanut butter theme. PB&J, PB&H, PB& banana, PB & marshmallow spread.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 1:32 pm

I ended up getting more. They had a sale on potatoes and milk, so I got some of that, too. I eat potatoes like hazelnut chocolate spread.

Then I decided to try a new cereal. Some sort of off brand with honey flakes and oat clusters. Might as well live a little…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 1:58 pm

honey bunches of oats?

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 2:20 pm

This one is Honey Oat Clusters With Almonds by Best Choice.

I tried it. It is pretty…lackluster. Definitely needs sugar. I don’t have any in my office.

Yep, welcome to my world. Just sitting in my office eating cereal. I really need to get down on my knees and thank God more often for this life…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 3:28 pm

i used to LOVE cereal. one of my favorite things to have as a snack.

i realized, when my wife switched us to almond milk, cereal doesn’t taste the same. i’m guessing it’s because almond milk sucks..

everyone once in a GREAT while, she will surprise me with 2% milk JUST for me for cereal. THOSE are the surprises i love

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:43 pm

I tried those healthy milk alternatives for a bit.

It drove me to whole milk. That is all I use now.

Lactose-free whole milk, though. Lactose does unpleasant things to me.

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 3:50 pm

i really should try lactose free whole milk.
i would agree with you, whole milk is the best
but i do think the lactose hurts me a tad as well

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 3:47 pm

Beta

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 2:38 pm

It’s interesting how one’s taste in cereal changes.

My current favorite would be that Morning Summit stuff from Cosco….if you had asked 12 year old me I would have said Lucky Charms.

Stopped at my stepson’s on Sunday morning. 14 year old boy was eating Lucky Charms. Ick I said, “the perfect cereal” he said.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 2:43 pm

I once tried the Malt-O-Meal version of Lucky Charms and greatly prefer them. They are called Marshmallow Mateys.

Mostly, I stick with Honey Nut Cheerios and Life.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 2:44 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 3:08 pm

The Best-est IMHO.
Cinnamon is the yummiest version.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 3:29 pm

i love life

pirateflip
pirateflip
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 4:44 pm

Mikey!

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 3:09 pm

It seems like when my family was posted to Germany (ages 7-11) which are formative years for young boys there was limited access (depended on what the CANEX had) to the highly processed sugar snacks like Luck Charms, pop tarts, etc…which was good for my teeth. However when we got back to Canada I discovered Mountain Dew, Slush Cats, poptarts, Freezies, etc oh what a sugar high.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 2:23 pm

I like the first 3, can’t say I have tried the 4th one.

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 3:07 pm

I have not heard of Koogle. BTW for reference I turn 55 in a little over a week.

Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 12:54 pm

99 bottles of Kirk on the wall, 99 bottles of Kirk. Take one down, VikingPhillip frowns… 98 Bottles of Kirk on the wall…

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 1:16 pm

98 bottles of Kirk on a wall, 98 bottles of Kirk. Take one down, VP frowns…97 bottles of Kirk on the wall…

VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:41 pm

This may not sound like me on a normal day but personally I’m kind of sick of it. There are a few of you that constantly talk about Kirk that I would like to take you out behind the barn and beat you with a really big stick.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:42 pm

are you saying you have a big stick?

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 May 2024 12:50 pm

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Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:45 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:45 pm

Those are indeed harsh words coming from you.

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:46 pm



bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:46 pm

Watch it Corn Pop.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 12:48 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 12:51 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:47 pm

Ironically it wasn’t me this time

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
7 May 2024 12:49 pm

I said JJ is going to be good and went through the Vikings games in 2024 and somehow it devolved from there.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 12:53 pm

Your debate yesterday was like watching a movie for me, I was snacking while reading it. The absolute inability to admit fault or wrong from some people is wild. Its like that part of their brain doesn’t have synapses firing.

freezeyface
Reply to  KFEY93
7 May 2024 12:55 pm

hey man, it goes both ways…

repubs and dems alike…

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 1:01 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 1:35 pm

Except this time it was Repubs arguing over an even bigger Repub.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
7 May 2024 12:59 pm

Does that include the part of their brains that was offering advise and supporting you in your affairs of the heart?

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 1:33 pm

I never named names, and assumptions, especially online are dangerous. aka I wasn’t talking about you.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
7 May 2024 1:37 pm

That’s good as I’ve been praying for ya young man. Help from above never hurts.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 1:39 pm

That it does not.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:48 pm

I apologize
Try to talk some about next year, record and all, and then the rails come off. Really do try to not mention #8 as it is a lightning rod. But still should know that most all football discussions lead to “Rome.”
Sorry.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:48 pm

You are free to ignore all of that.
They choose to engage in it of their own free will.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:49 pm

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:49 pm

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:49 pm

In my defense, I do dream about Kirk, so I am exempt due to some deep-seated psychological issues that may or may not have homoerotic undertones…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 12:54 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:54 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 1:05 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 1:10 pm

I would never have guessed – you wife is black.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 1:11 pm
Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 7:20 pm

DE Viking
7 May 2024 12:17 pm

No Tyler Boyd as WR3 in Minny.

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1787887859338277274

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 12:19 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 12:24 pm

LOL.
Not sure what the plan is at WR3.

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 12:37 pm

I think we can get him back…

BW
bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 1:50 pm

TJ Hockenson

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 1:53 pm

Need a good TE. JJ/Darnold and suspect line play. Think Mullens gets traded and Hall to PS.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 1:59 pm

Who’s gonna give more than a ham sandwich for Mullens? Also, with the new practice squad rules could mullens go to the practice squad and hall gets cut? Pretty sure 3rd qb can be on the ps now and still play.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:01 pm

6TH.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:19 pm

Before we cut Mullens we better have someone capable of running this offense. Based. on experience, and WON’T mention another QB, our offense is complicated.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:23 pm

Yeah. At least Darnold had never been overwhelmed and “seen ghosts”on the field before….

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:38 pm

If we played behind the then Jets line, we’d be seeing Ghosts too.
Any of our. other three QB’s would be f’d in that situation..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:45 pm

Yeah, hopefully that was just a rookie QB getting thrown to the wolves and that part of his brain has calmed down.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:48 pm

I’m alone here, but I think Darnold is going to shine here.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:50 pm

I think he could. He was on some bad teams, but I also think that no matter what KOC says, he’s going to lean towards JJ starting. It’s JJ’s job to win, not Sam’s to lose so I just don’t think Sam’s gonna see the field unless training camp doesn’t go well for JJ.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:02 pm

I think that’s too bad.
Darnold was like a number 3 pick. Top prospect. Went to Jets and they for sure damn near ruined him. Played rather well. for a poor Panther team and held
clip board last year. Would say he has never really had a solid chance and could be better than any QB in this year’s draft (stranger things have happened).
That aside, me personally would not rush JJ on to the field. See no real reason to do that.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:04 pm

If Sam I Am has it and JJ isn’t ready, then I’m fine with them sitting him. Just a gut feeling though and I don’t think they will unless he just isn’t ready. Sam has the physical tools, but the Jets might have ruined the mental side. Reminds me of the first Carr brother.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:10 pm

Darnold has talent. He lacks the intuitiveness in going to a receiver based on what the defense is doing though. He’s a first read QB. He sees a guy open, and has a throwing lane, he can make the throw. Even well downfield. Baker Mayfield is similar. He doesn’t process well though. So the secret to making Darnold successful are one read, and zero read throws, coupled with a strong running game. Give Darnold a lot of timing throws and some protection, and he can get the job done.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:18 pm

You may recall a discussion we had some back when I mentioned thisPalmer guy (QB geru) and he was talking about all the college QB’s now.
They are athletic and most are one read and then gone. few, very few, are two reads and then gone.
OK Darnold has this. You think JJ and Hall don’t have this? Be no one will stay for 3 reads.
At least darnold has experience reading pro defenses and all the tricks they do in coverage.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:20 pm

JJ is the only QB in the draft that actually played in a pro style offense and was asked to make multiple reads. Not saying it will automatically transfer to the NFL, but I’d say he has a head start on the other guys. It also doesn’t mean that Sam isn’t the best option this year. We’ll see how August goes.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:29 pm

Bo Nix played in a West Coast offense with zone-read principles, so he should adapt to pro offenses easily. 

bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:32 pm

Bo Nix threw a shit ton of dump offs and screens. Not saying he won’t be able to do it, I just haven’t seen enough there yet.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:49 pm

Dump off’s and screens are the name of the game in the West Coast offense, or didn’t you know that? Wanna know who went to the Hall of Fame doing that? Joe Montana.

bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:51 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:06 pm

I guess that’s supposed to mean something… but gif’s are child state communication… in case you were unaware.

bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:07 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:14 pm

Laughing… how devoid of intellectual content.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:15 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:24 pm

Laughing…

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:26 pm

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:38 pm

Really laughing

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:34 pm

Is it adapting to the west coast offense as much as standing in there waiting on JJ cause the play is there, knowing Ingrim isa bout to blow his block and a large DT is about to kill you.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:37 pm

Just add. I’m fairly confident any of these guys can go through 4 reads in a seven on seven drill. In a game with a real pass rush – another matter.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:29 pm

If JJ is patient enough to stand behind Ingram and wait for JJ and the deep cross (3rd read) – and not get happy feet – I’ll buy you a beer
especially when bradbury is getting pushed into his lap.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 4:17 pm

You have like three comments in a row JR, so I’ll just say, in watching Nix, I saw some processing I didn’t see with other QB’s. I admit I never watched Williams though. JJ showed me he could process too though, so I think he will be very good in the NFL.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:53 pm

I think Darnold could be good.
You aren’t alone.

I have my doubts though, so I’m not going to go out on a limb given his past.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 2:57 pm

When is Hock gonna be available?

bowbunch
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Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 2:59 pm

I’m guessing training camp is best case scenario. I have a feeling he’s gonna miss a couple of weeks of the season. I kind of thought they would draft a TE, but they didn’t have many picks so…

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 12:48 pm

Basically my reaction as well. Side note: Austin Powers is great

Mjolnir
7 May 2024 11:40 am

NFL schedule release coming soon….

I have a few predictions:

I think the NFL TNF opener will be Houston @ K.C

I think Minnesota will get hit with an early TNF game – between weeks 2-4. (Week 2 hosting Houston feels right to me)

I think the entirety of the NFCN will play on Thanksgiving: Chicago @ Detroit, FT* @ Dallas and Minny @ Seattle.

I think Kirko’s return to Minny will be on MNF or SNF.

I think Minny’s ‘home game’ in the U.K will be against the Jets.

And I think the Commanders will host Dallas on MNF – the day before the election.

I have no real reasoning behind this. Just a gut feeling. Could be way off.

IMG_3416
DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 11:47 am

I have no doubt that ATL @ MN will be primetime.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 11:50 am

Sensible takes.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 12:37 pm

Goose seems to be sleeping a lot lately. everything OK?

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 12:41 pm

Lol…. He goes from snoring to 100mph pretty fast.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 12:49 pm

Those all seem like very logical predictions to me

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 1:02 pm

I think Minny’s ‘home game’ in the U.K will be against the Jets.

That would be cool. Will try to get to London this time again after I missed the *aints game.

MT Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
7 May 2024 1:19 pm

Bruins looked on the top of their game last noc.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 4:01 pm

That they did. Didn’t see the whole game, unfortunately, but the highlights have been really nice to watch.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 4:04 pm

Houston will have 2 TNF games in the first 2 weeks?

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRo_42
7 May 2024 7:57 pm

Cowboys have played in back to back Thursday games before. It could happen.

I’d agree it’s less likely at the start of the year.

norseman1
norseman1
7 May 2024 11:34 am

How does this site post comments 1 letter at time:
LIKE
W
T
F.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:36 am

Long Threads?
Reload and they become legible again.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:40 am

I assume you are on mobile.
That’s when a long conversation becomes one letter at a time.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 7:23 pm

Yeah, it gets wonky on mobile.

bowbunch
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7 May 2024 11:12 am

https://x.com/VikesReport/status/1787849725514830248

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:34 am

It’s not a coincidence.
We will see if it translates to the NFL.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 11:48 am

I think you should look up Drew Brees’ stats for 2014, 2015, and 2016 while the Saints went 7-9 each of those years. Just because you have a great QB playing incredibly, unbelievably well, it doesn’t mean the team will win. It’s just a fact. One guy on a team of 53 players doesn’t win games.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:34 am

Winning isn’t a QB stat… duuuhhhhh

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 11:38 am

It is until you get to a .500 record.
Once you reach .500 the “wins are not a QB stat” comes into play.
At least for the past 6 years anyway.

There is going to be a lot of things that are the QB’s fault in 2024.
Get ready for the change after the last 6 years.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 12:17 pm

If a QB plays well, and the team loses, that’s one thing. If the QB plays poorly, it’s another. Pretty simple really.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 12:01 pm

Here’s something you can count on and would bet all comers.
the biggest QB shall we say ‘detractors’ will quickly become the biggest QB apologists. while at the same time, the biggest QB supporter on this site, will also be very supportive on the next QB.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 12:04 pm

Doubtful.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 12:09 pm

Really – already stsrted.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 12:19 pm

Not to cause controversy or anything but sometimes I think stats like this are just wishful thinking.

bowbunch
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Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 May 2024 12:21 pm

Yeah, that wasn’t the point. It’s hyperbole

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 12:51 pm

He could never throw for over 3500 yards his entire career and I wouldnt care as long as it meant the team was winning and getting a legit shot at a bowl.

bowbunch
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Reply to  KFEY93
7 May 2024 12:53 pm

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vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
7 May 2024 11:11 am

I’m thinking 10-7, wildcard team. Hate to say it but FTP or lions win the north.

norseman1
norseman1
7 May 2024 11:05 am

I’d say Purple .500 at best.

norseman1
norseman1
7 May 2024 11:02 am

Nice Wolves win w/o Gobert. Wonder if he can play Friday or he has diapers to change?

bowbunch
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Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:05 am

I think they tried getting him to the game last night on a private jet but couldn’t fly due to wind.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:12 am

What’s league going to do with Murray tossing heat pack on floor? $10.00 fine?

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:14 am

The talking heads are thinking one game suspension.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
7 May 2024 11:15 am

Believe when i see, can take out a guys knee with that shit.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:18 am

Yup, towns came inches away from possibly slipping on it. League has to do something.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
7 May 2024 11:24 am

Ref almost tripped on the towel he threw.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:24 am

Not even a technical.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:15 am

And a towel. Probably nothing because Minnesota. I think he even did the money thing to the refs that got Ant a big fine.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:16 am

Defending chumps, got to care for them.

bowbunch
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Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:24 am

https://x.com/PurpleForTheWin/status/1787877978237501669

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:07 am

He’ll play Friday. I’m sure he probably has a nanny that will do most of the diaper changing. Dominant win last night. Lets hope this train keeps rolling!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
7 May 2024 11:10 am

Kind of pisses me off.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:42 am

Brett Kollmanns pre draft assessment of Khyree Jackson the CB we got in Rd 4.
Spoiler, he uses the word Adore. He starts talking about him at the 55:51 point.

MT Viking
7 May 2024 10:39 am

QotD

I have 3-14 as my floor, 8-9 as my ceiling.

bowbunch
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Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 10:42 am

Looking at the opponents, I’d say 9-10 wins. If JJ is the dude, then 11-12.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 10:45 am

What about Darnold?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:46 am

I think JJ will end up starting most if not all of the year.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 10:47 am

If Darnold starts, I don’t think that changes much from around 8-9 wins with what should be an improved, fast defense.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 10:53 am

I actually liked Darnold in Carolina versus the Jets. Last year was just clip board holding. He could do quite well here.
Now W/L – who knows. Packers,Lions, and even Bears are going to be a lot better. That’s a problem. Even if we win 8 games and are last in division, not so good.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:03 am

They can beat the Gnats, Falcons, Jets, should at least split with the Bears, Titans should be winnable, Seahawks and Jags could go either way, Rams are a crap shoot at best right now. I could see Stafford going off a cliff. Is Harrison enough to make Murray good enough to win? I’m not convinced, plus they have a new coach. I think they can split with the cheesedicks, especially if they don’t play both games early in the year. Colts game should be winnable unless Richardson is healthy and turns into something but even there, I think it’s winnable. 9ers and Texans are probable Ls and who knows on the Lions. On paper they probably lose both, but division games are different and they will likely play the Lions in week 16 or so injuries and records could change things drastically.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:17 am

If Darnold plays well, we can score points. If he doesn’t and we have to go to JJ early, I personally don’t see that as good.
Offense aside – I still worry about our defense. I know you hate Cousins, but believe he, Rogers,Stafford or any good QB with experience will pick our pass defense to pieces. So maybe we out score them – depends on QB situation.
The Lions and Packers are real, and for planning purposes believe young Williams is too
For us, every game is winnable – if things go right. On the other hand, every game is losable as well.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:19 am

Flores will come after Kirk big time.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:24 am

He will for sure. And he will go after Rogers, Stafford and Goeff too. But because all of these teams have running games and experience reading defenses, this ‘smoke an d mirrors’ stuff won’t hold up well – just my opinion.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:27 am

Flores mixes things up well, looking more forward to that than O.

bowbunch
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Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:29 am

The additional speed on the defense should help as well. The secondary could be an issue though. Father Time is going to catch up to Harry one of these days, but I’m sure Cine is ready to step in and break out.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:32 am

Uncine.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:34 am

I very much believe in pressure defenses. But I also believe Flores blitzes too much.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:36 am

If he gets better secondary play he’ll prob change. Big if.

bowbunch
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Reply to  norseman1
7 May 2024 11:38 am

Or just better pressure without blitzing.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:40 am

And that is the key to solid, good defense.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:43 am

So if the Edge rushes in a 3-4 scheme, I assume that is considered a blitz?

By default there will be a lot of “blitzes”

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:23 am

I don’t hate Cousins and have said numerous times that he is good, he’s just not good enough. He might play well, but there is nobody else on that team that is scary. Bijon is good but they don’t use him. Pitts is still just draft hype and has yet to live up to the hype. London is good but I’d take Addison over him and can you name a single player on their defense? The Rams could go either way. Like I said, I could see Stafford going off the cliff. Totally forgot about Rodgers in NY for some reason so that game could go either way and will likely depend on what time of year. Early, Jets win. Late in the season the Vikings will have a chance. As for the Packers and Lions, it’s still division games and weird things happen, not to mention they will finish the season with some of those games and if the Lions hypothetically have the division locked up the Vikings could be going against Hooker instead of Goff.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:30 am

To me this isn’t about Cousins. It’s about how are defense, and Fllores’ tendencies, holds up against “experienced” QB’s that know what their doing.
We run zero blitzes and play our CB’s 15 yards off the liine of scrimmage, We play zone and have over 15 yards between second and third layers.
Doesn’t matter – that’s why they play the games.
Watch out for this guy in Chicago.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:31 am

Flores blitzes a ton.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:33 am

Yep, but you brought it up. I think Turner could be a huge get and there is some talent in the secondary. I’m not sold on Williams and Keenan Allen is old, plus they still have a defensive minded head coach. I’m not going to be scared of the Bears until they prove they have actually changed.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:38 am

That’s fair. Williams, and JJ too, could both be very good, or they both can flop.
And for a guy who doesn’t hate Cousins, you sure trash him just about every chance you get.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:45 am

Nah, simple comments get twisted and much projection happens. I don’t hate Kirk, I hate the irrational love and defense of him even when it’s not warranted. Quoting somebody is not trashing that person, nor is it lies. I have never trashed Kirk the person and have never said he’s a bad QB. He has just been overpaid and doesn’t win. That’s not hyperbole, it’s just facts. The Vikings went to the NFC Championship game the year before he signed in MN and with substantially the same team did nothing and only won 1 playoff game in 6 years. Team game or not, the teams with the stud QBs are in contention every year. The Vikings have not been that since before Culpepper lost his knee.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:50 am

You can’t say this without being called a hater.

We all know Kirk is good.
Just not good enough to carry the team into dominance. We have 8 years of facts and data.

I’m glad KAM is trying something new.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 11:55 am

No QB has ever “carried” a team to dominance. That’s inane. One guy can play his position at a high level, but the other 52 guys have a say in wins and losses. Tom Brady never carried a team in his life. Nor has any other QB ever,

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 11:56 am

Just out of curiosity what would you call someone who comes here daily and trashes a particular player? What’s the proper term?

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 12:27 pm

Hmmmm….I would call that person a “hater”……

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:55 am

I never really bring Kirk up here – do respond to some of the BS I hear here.
I’m just a different fan. I loved Kirk when. he was the QB. I loved Dobbs when was playing and then loved Mullens. Right now love Darnold. Why would I trash them?
Try to think some of things. Like you mention that 2017 team – pure ass luck they got past the divisional game and then got trashed the next week.
I was a baseball pitcher, a lot like QB position, and I could right a book about this ‘team stat’ thing – w/l’s.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 1:52 pm

Actually you did. I went through the Vikings opponents this year and you somehow took that as me hating kirk. That is what started that whole conversation.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:03 pm

Don’t think so. I was talking about Dsrnold a d how good offense/defense could be.
we were then talking about w/l’s
from that I pointed out that Kirk, Rogers Stafford, Goeff – experienced QB’s would cut up our.
So yes, I guess I did bring up Kirk – but that was hardly about him personally.
Things digressed from that.
And I shouldn’t have said you hate Kirk – but I know if a person brings him up here even tn a tangental way something positive, it gets screwed up fast.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:19 pm

That it does. From everything I’ve listened to and looked at and the graphs I made without knowing the outcome kirk is above average at pre snap read, hell even significantly above average. The problem arises after the snap when he seems to react slower to the receiver he expects not getting open or the defense successfully disguising the coverage. Even a half second delay makes all the difference in the nfl and that’s where the failure comes around. If everything goes to script and as expected, he’s as good as any in the league. The problem is the guys on the other side of the ball get paid to and are good at what they do so open receivers are missed and sacks are taken that shouldn’t be. Obviously that is going to happen to every qb some, but he glitches to often to win a sb without a stellar team around him which was never going to happen in Minnesota with three contracts given out by slick Rick. His toughness is also to be commended. He takes shots on a weekly basis that would put most of us in a wheelchair.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:33 pm

That’s good stuff. I too think he holds the ball too long – should throw it away. But because he does, we hit some of those deeper crosses to JJ. Have no idea where the trade off point is.
Disagree on the ‘stellar’ team around
what we can’t have is our top notch players – Smith, Kendricks, Peetersen, Hunter – play like absolute dog shit in a playoff game. If they had simply played like C Plus players we would have blown the Giants off the field.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 12:53 pm

What would you pay for a QB who has thrown for the most yards in the league, and the 3rd most TD’s, since 2015? I mean a true producer every single year?

bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 12:54 pm

Without wins to go with it and failures in primetime and the playoffs, I would let another team pay whatever they want, go cheaper and build a better team.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 1:06 pm

As I recall you’re a man of science.
to that end, was listening to an analysts who was pointing out Cousins QB ratings ( and other stats) in big time games. His thesis was maybe there’s something else going on besides QB play in those games.
Guess not – just W/L’s

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 1:08 pm

Oops. Sorry PV. Couldn’t resist, I have no will power.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 1:56 pm

Yeah and there are plenty of metrics that I broke down last year until he got hurt that show otherwise. No matter how I compared things he ended up right on the average zone. There were some surprising ones though. Don’t remember who, but I think burrow and dak at least came out way below average on what I looked at until I quit because it was too time consuming. Either way I am excited for the hope that the Vikings got “the guy”for the next 20 years and I look forward to arguing whether he’s worth 70 mil or 75 mill a year. He could flame out horribly but the hope feels good.

bowbunch
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Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 1:58 pm

And kudos for the science catch. I’ve been pretty careful to not say what I actually do should an employee catch me on here some day. There have been slip ups though to hint at least.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:15 pm

No kudos necessary- just appreciate people of science that actually use real reasoning that add to the discussion.
Recall your time in pocket material.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:11 pm

May folks here rank Cousins anywhere in the 7-12 range. See, I have no problem with that. And If JJ ends up in the same range, I’m happy with that. It’s damn hard in this league to get a very good QB capable of starting for a decade or so.
As an aside, I don’t think We got ‘our guy.’
But I don’t care either, JJ can be just fine.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 2:22 pm

That is rational and hopefully the floor for jj. I’m sure as he’ll gonna drink the hoping though that he turns into one of the best. I think he has the mental makeup we’ll just see if his brain processes quick enough. All the work in the film room in the world can’t overcome what good didn’t give you. I’ve seen him be able to adapt mid play though and throw darts enough to be excited.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:17 pm

So the defense, the O-line, the running game all fail miserably, but the QB produces greatly, so get rid of the QB. Got you.

bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 2:20 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:27 pm

Which is why your credibility is lacking Bow. You ignore reality and want us to live in your la la land.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 2:47 pm

Nope, I just don’t have the energy to deal with you anymore because even when actual facts are put in front of you, if they don’t support your narrative, you just spout bulk stats and call people liars and haters. I’ve made my stance very clear. If you’re too dense to think beyond a 3rd grade level, that’s your problem and I’m not gonna deal with it anymore.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 2:50 pm

You only present blather and conjecture, and false narratives, and pundit baloney. I provide data and facts.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 2:55 pm

You provide meaningless bulk stats and only that. I provide information from actually connected NFL people and have even provided lots of advanced metrics that you choose to ignore because they go against your narrative.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:09 pm

You know you can both have at this. I will buy that Kirk plays like a B*/A- QB but gets paid like top A. And for that we didn’t have money to get a couple of other guys. But at that same time, we have other guys that get good money and play far below their pay grade. I mean like getting paid B Plus and playing like a D.
Go back and watch that Giants playoff game. That’s how you lose big games.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:13 pm

I’ve already said there are/have been other overpaid players because Rick like to hold onto guys past when he should have. I agree that it is both, not argument there. That’s why I like what Kwesi is doing. 2025 he’ll finally have a chance to have his team.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:24 pm

But I also meant it’s beyond money. You can’t have guys like Smith/Hunter, backbone of your defense play like absolute shit in a big game.
The Chiefs just took down the Ravens and Bills with their defense. If Chris Jones had played like crap tghey lose everyone of those games.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:14 pm

Bulk stats actually show how consistently good a player is, and if you were reasonable, you would understand you can’t achieve the top shelf stats Cousins has, without being really, really good. Especially playing for different OC’s behind terrible lines. Cousins produces. Every single year. You pooh pooh that as a nothing burger. Laughable.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:17 pm

Jameis Winston puts up good bulk stats too. There is more to it which you refuse to accept. Bulk stats are one piece of a 1000 piece puzzle.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:25 pm

And Winston throws 50 INT’s a year – come on.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 3:28 pm

But he also throws for lots of yards and TDs which is all that is repeated. Nothing about INTs, fumbles, sacks, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:37 pm

Yeah once again you present a false equivalency and expect people to accept it as a good argument.

Jameis Winston has terrible “bulk stats” for his career. Career passer rating of 87.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:43 pm

How do you figure? Bulk stats are one little thing that even failed QBs have put up. There is more to it than simply throwing for 4000 yards. I’ve covered this ad nauseam but you fail to accept anything but your feelings and just call everything you refuse to accept lies and blather while never actually providing anything substantive.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:45 pm

Of course there is more to it, and I’ve provided the “more to it” over and over, but you act like having the highest passer rating in Vikings history means nothing.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:49 pm

All you provide is yards, tds and passer rating and poo poo anything that doesn’t agree with your narrative, even if somebody is also commending Kirk. If it’s not unabashed love with the right spin, then your ears are closed and everybody is a liar.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:56 pm

No, I also provided detailed responses to false narratives. on many other fronts. Fact based commentary that debunked ridiculous commentary. Cousins is the most prolific QB in Vikings history. That’s a fact.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:06 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:28 pm

https://x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1787889703955407201

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:36 pm

This is more pundit blather and click bait. Cousins said he left for free agency because the Vikings were not committed to him in 2025. Then Breer says they told him they were looking at drafting a QB, and insists this was why Cousins left. Just pundit blather.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:39 pm

He also said that they would not fully guarantee 2025 if you listened to it, which just so happened to have something to do with drafting a QB. The Vikings were honest and the Falcons weren’t and they both did the same thing and I think it’s hilarious.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:43 pm

This is twisting the commentary to suit an argument. Cousins has never said he left because the Vikings were drafting a QB. Ever. What he said was, he left because the Vikings were not committed to him beyond 2024. The end.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:46 pm

How is that not the same thing? Telling the guy you are planning to draft his replacement is the same as refusing to commit long term, especially when combined with not guaranteeing money for multiple years. I can tell you I’m going to keep you on my payroll, but if I also tell you that you are going to be training your replacement, isn’t that a bit of a hint? The contract structure Kirk has does not guarantee he will be in Atlanta for 4 years. It guarantees he will be making a lot of money for 4 years.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 3:53 pm

Ummm dear Lord. Cousins knew a year before the whole draft conversation came up that the Vikings would not offer him a deal that was guaranteed beyond 2024. That’s when this whole thing fell apart. That was in 2022. Drafting a QB had nothing to do with Cousins decision. Zero, zip, nada. It’s pundit blather.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 3:57 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 4:08 pm

Sporting News is some guy spouting his opinion. Cousins was leading the league in TD’s and had the second most yards when he went down last year. Yeah, the 12th best QB leads the league in TD’s. OK.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
7 May 2024 4:14 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 4:21 pm

I guess you like pictures of guys posing…

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 10:48 am

@but we can’t waste the $10 million we gave Darnold. You can’t just throw money away like that.@

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 10:50 am

But a drop in the bucket compared to the cap hit for somebody not even on the team. 10 mill is backup money and was a good insurance policy to take out. If Darnold plays, fine, but I think JJ has the smarts and will put in the work to play this year.

freezeyface
7 May 2024 10:35 am

I took some heat for yesterday’s media selection, so let’s see who I can annoy today

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 10:38 am

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 10:45 am

i don’t know of others, but i mocked surly for his song/band choice.

he can handle it.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 12:05 pm

I don’t view the media selection as my magnum opus. I thought the tune was catchy. In fact, I assigned that song as the ring tone when you call me.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 12:44 pm

you changed it from ‘”i’m too sexy…”??

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 12:47 pm

Actually yours is “Drop it like it’s hot” by Snoop

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 12:47 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 12:47 pm

i know you can handle it.
which is why i said it in the first place.

i know there are a couple people here who could definitely NOT handle it.

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 12:50 pm

I swear a Swift song comes up on my Pandora feed every other song. She must have written and sang 1000 songs. She might have more hits than Metallica.

freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 1:00 pm

my neighbor tells me the other day:
him: just got back from a taylor swift concert
me: what? how? she’s in minnesota?
him: no, it’s just a few different singers doing taylor swift songs
me: that’s not…no…that’s not the same thing you idiot

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 May 2024 1:22 pm

I’ll have to check out the show when she does a concert in Montana…

Guess I’ll put that dream on the shelf right next to the one where Salma Hayek asks me if I can help her put some stuff on high shelves.

MT Viking
7 May 2024 10:30 am

I’m still missing what was wrong with the media selection yesterday? I feel like the kid with toilet paper stuck to his shoe that people are pointing at.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
7 May 2024 10:36 am

What is this Media Selection of which you speak?

Wrenage
7 May 2024 10:28 am

Delphi murder trial was supposed to start Monday. Now delayed until October. Not unexpected, I guess. And maybe a plea will happen before then.

All this is a fascinating glimpse into social medial. Richard Allen admits to being at the bridge that day, wearing what Bridge Guy was wearing, etc. He has confessed to the crime multiple times, including on recorded conversations with is wife and mom.

Yet, message boards are still full of people saying it is all a setup. It’s Odinists, who are forcing him to make false confessions, etc.

Of course, Allen is innocent until proven guilty, but it goes to show you that you can pretty much do anything, not matter how terrible, and you will have fans. Sure, some of the fans might be bots, but they convince real people to be fans.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 10:32 am

Can’t trust those evil Odinists.

Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 10:11 am

QOTD: It’s so tough, would this year’s team beat last years? Is that the criteria? Would this year’s team have a better record playing the same exact teams as last? Is that the criteria? Is just having a better record this year than last year the criteria? Here is what I do know… if shit keeps going well for the Twins and Wolves… that makes me very worried for the Vikings because the whole Minnesota sports fans and having nice things are not things that go together haha!

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 10:23 am

if shit keeps going well for the Twins and Wolves… that makes me very worried for the Vikings because the whole Minnesota sports fans and having nice things are not things that go together haha!

I was thinking the exact same thing moments ago. Superstitious? Perhaps.

I think the roster is improved save question at QB. If each position is weighted via importance, obviously QB being the highest, and then the player in said position given a numerical grade like PFF or similar, I actually think the cumulative value of last years team would be greater because of the ‘value’ assigned to edge and qb and the loss of Hunter, and #8. Oh, its Tuesday I can type Kirk.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkolfromMT
7 May 2024 10:28 am

You can always type Kirk, just say Kirk Hammet and you’re good! Or Captain Kirk

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  SkolfromMT
7 May 2024 10:34 am

Is JJ better than Hall, Mullens and Dobby though? Put JJ on the team last year and I think they make the playoffs. Non-first place schedule this year and they have a chance. Detroit will likely still win the division, but I think the Vikings will be fine. At the end of the day though, I just want to see enough out of JJ to have hope that he is the guy.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:53 am

My two favorite analysts Mina Kimes and Brett Kollmann discuss the draft.

Vikings draft is discussed between 28:49 and 37:35.
Falcons-Penix Pick is discussed between 47:44 and 58:45.
The rest is kind of interesting but not really relevant here.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:53 am

These are great, thanks man!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
7 May 2024 11:00 am

I am only here to offer other peoples smart content.

JRobert
JRobert
7 May 2024 9:49 am

If I was Head of the Secret Service and that judge in NY tried to put Trump in jail I’d tell him to go fuck himself.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 9:50 am

Had not thought of that side of the issue.
Can’t imagine he would be in General Population but it would certainly be a complicated issue.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:54 am

You going to have Secret Service Agents living in jail with him? If we had an honest DOJ, this judge is dangerously close. to election interference.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 9:56 am

I believe he crossed that line awhile ago.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:18 am

Curious question. Can a judge who is presiding over a case and is breaking known statutes and laws be himself arrested during the course of the case?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:23 am

Doubt it, who is going to charge/arrest him?
State? Not likely and not that quickly.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:31 am

Think this case is going to change things

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:33 am

Not with the current DOJ in place.
They are the ones orchestrating it all.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 10:36 am

True – this DOJ.
But as you know what goes around comes around. Guess it will have to happen the other way around, and then it will change.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:41 am

I don’t know about that.
Republicans don’t like to rock the boat.
They will say all kinds of things, but when the rubber meets the road, they scatter.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
7 May 2024 10:44 am

That’s true too!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:46 am

Otherwise Biden would have been impeached a couple of times now like Trump was.

Only this time with actual reasons.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:48 am

Hell we couldn’t even handle that idiot Mahorkis

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:52 am

Mayorkas was impeached.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 10:55 am

That didn’t go too far.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:59 am

Nor did Trumps,

Bar is pretty high in the Senate.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 11:02 am

And both were a waste of time. We didn’t even get a ‘trial’ for Mhaorkis.
Regardless. to DE’s point, we need. some dogs on our side – at least once in a while.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:06 am

Didn’t get a trail because the Democrudes didn’t want to air out his crap in public any more.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 11:07 am

The problem is somebody that we think is going to be a pitbull gets elected but then gets pulled into a side room and turned into a castrated chihuahua.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:31 am

We get pitbulls elected, aka Freedom Caucus.
Problem is that they a few out of hundreds and alone they can’t accomplish anything significant.
So do they try to work within the system, or do they make loud noises about what they believe, ala Marjorie Taylor Greene.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 11:37 am

Jim Jordan is about the only one who really stand up anymore. MTG seems more just talk for attention.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:42 am

Jordon is a stud and we need more like him.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 12:04 pm

Gaetz is trash!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 12:21 pm

Trash??

Funny how he asks Army Sec/Gen about Niger and they are clueless, 2 days later everything he said is confirmed and State Dept is scrambling to minimize damage.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:44 am

Jordan is in a leadership position, Higgins and Gaetz have a lot of interesting points but again not that effective.

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 11:46 am

I do like Gaetz. Jordan just does a better job putting people in his place. I have a bad feeling Montana is going to re-elect the flat top phony this fall. The ads are already non-stop against Sheehy.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 5:48 pm

I like Rand Paul. About the only one to call out Fauci on his lies, but he seems to be hung up on that.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
7 May 2024 10:34 am

SSA will comply with what the DOJ and Biden say.

The only way this ends is if SCOTUS intervenes.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:55 am

Administrative Segregation (AdSeg) would be best but Trump would call that Cruel and Unusual.

Wrenage
7 May 2024 9:38 am

Have you ever wanted to watch a bulldozer come alive and murder construction guys? You can with Killdozer!

https://lastmovieoutpost.com/retro-review-killdozer-1974/

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 9:40 am

Is this based on the Heemeyer incident in Granby, Colorado?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 9:41 am

Nope. Made in 1974.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 9:43 am

Book was published in 1944.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:45 am

I saw that after actually clicking the link.

Watched a recent documentary called ‘Tread’ about the Granby, Colorado thing.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 9:43 am

maybe the heemeyer incident happened BECAUSE of this movie

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
7 May 2024 10:15 am

The band Killdozer happened because of the movie.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 9:44 am

1st thought was Stephen King but it pre-dated him, the novel at least.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
7 May 2024 4:40 pm

How do you feel about Maximum Overdrive?

freezeyface
7 May 2024 9:33 am

my favorite co-workers are the ones who hate sports, so when they overhear you talking about sports for….5 or 10 extra minutes in a day, they throw a fit, even though these same fitful co-workers leave for break and lunch 5 minutes early EVERYDAY…

people be funny

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
7 May 2024 9:03 am

QotD, Depends on your criteria for Better.

Record? Between last years turnovers and injuries we could have a similar record.
Personnel wise? Unknown, Defense is better but QB is vital and we have no idea what we will get early.
Finance wise? Yes, lots of cap space to play with going forward.
Standing in the division? No, went from Favorite to 2nd maybe 3rd.
Longterm outlook? Yes, between JJ and better cap numbers future looks bright.

Mjolnir
7 May 2024 8:50 am

Good morning Skolbros!

QotD: Yes – on paper.

I think the defense has added some playmakers.

I think the offense is one of the best cars on the lot – just needs a driver.

Training camp is in late July – lots of time between now and then. They could feasibly get even better on paper between now and then with a few FA signings (Howard? Boyd?)

But also….

Injuries, suspensions, surprise cuts, more injuries, a potential star WR holdout *gasp*, DUI arrests, dum dums going to clubs with pistolas in the waistband of their sweats, PED’s, failed physicals and unsubstantiated reports of ‘schisms’ within the team could change all of that.

Aaaaaand…..

The NFCN is no joke. Detroit looks to be a legit contender, FTP not far behind and the Bears (should) be much better.

So yeah, we’re a better team than last year, but so is everyone else in the division imo.

Skol!

bowbunch
bowbunch
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Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 10:37 am

Save that clip, because fire is no longer allowed.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 10:53 am

In the stadium?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 May 2024 11:04 am

Yeah, after that field started on fire a couple years ago I think the NFL banned pyrotechnics in stadiums.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
7 May 2024 11:05 am

I did not know this.

Wrenage
7 May 2024 8:05 am

QOTD: I think the Vikings will maybe be about equal to last year’s record, which is fine. They are retooling.

The following season is when they have to start rising every year.

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