Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: October 2, 2024

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VIKINGS NEWS :

The Vikings are moving up in the Power Rankings around the interwebs. It feels like the rest of the football world believes in the Vikings more than Vikings fans.

A new episode of “Tell Us With Metellus” has been released. It’s no “96 Questions” yet, but B-Rob is a different character. We’ll see how Josh grows into this roll. https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1841210224843059610

I saw a commercial for an upcoming NFL show about Justin Jefferson. I believe it is going to air on Monday or Tuesday, but I can’ find a link or story for it. If I do, I’ll update this.

NFL News :

Davante Adams has reportedly requested a trade. I’m not sure who has the cap space to take on that contract, but we all know the cap is a myth anyway.

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norseman1
norseman1
2 October 2024 6:16 pm

Read maybe a conflict of interest with mod Brennan and her husbands connections. Why can’t people see thru the bullshit media and mods trying to shove up peoples ass. American IQ dropping more.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 6:36 pm

They don’t call it programming for nothing.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 6:10 pm

Both Sam and The Douche are in the injury report for knees.

https://www.vikings.com/team/injury-report/

norseman1
norseman1
2 October 2024 5:11 pm

Like to see a bit more of Turner and his use of speed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 5:37 pm

He’s just getting back “up to speed” after his knee injury against the Packers. Also, he’s the second stringer to Van Ginkel. So, unless Van Ginkel goes down to injury, I suspect Turner will just be used as a back-up, and somewhat sparingly.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 5:42 pm

At least sparingly, a-rodge is not a young man and coming off injury. Wonder if he goes nots on cadence seeing Flores D? Nuts, i meant.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 6:01 pm

Rodgers has seen pretty much everything in the league in terms of defense, so I’d expect him to be ready. The question is, will his line and his receivers be ready? One thing about a team that blitzes a lot, they leave holes that can be exploited if the opposing offense sees what they’re doing and have hot reads to counter it. I still think we’re a lot better than the Jets though across the board.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 6:09 pm

KOC and Flores don’t bore. Should be interesting.

norseman1
norseman1
2 October 2024 5:04 pm

Load up on food/supplies. Longshoremen are kicking ass. Empty shelves, higher prices. I’ll poach a deer if need be.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 9:28 pm

Lucky we have a half beef in the freezer.

norseman1
norseman1
2 October 2024 4:10 pm

Pace out? Hurt in practice? Ankle?

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 4:28 pm

haha he has been out for 2 weeks

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 4:30 pm

Think new one. I didn’t explore it.

freezeyface
2 October 2024 3:44 pm

did you guys hear Hock’s practice window has been opened?

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MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 3:59 pm

No!

Thanks freeze, you always have the most up to date knowledge.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 4:01 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 3:58 pm

Dufus – he’s been elected to public office several times? Amazing really.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 4:19 pm

It’s 100% dimocrats.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 4:51 pm

So, that’s the best they got in the entire state.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
2 October 2024 4:59 pm

Word salad and tampon Tim. Liying 2 face knucklehead. I’m sure world leader fear them.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 4:47 pm

Well last night was the first time I’ve seen or heard much of him. Out of all the democrats in the country, can’t imagine why Harris would pick this guy. He sort of makes Biden look good, and that is quite a task.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
2 October 2024 5:50 pm

I predicted that Walz was going to be the choice a couple of weeks ahead of time for one reason.

None of the other people in the running, wanted to damage their future shot at the Presidency or other elected office.

I think they know Kamala will lose.

For Walz, it’s a promotion.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 4:17 pm

Was hoping his heroism in service would be brought up. Dude likes to promote himself. Clown show.

NoDakRube
2 October 2024 3:34 pm

I agree with Vance, the greatest threat to our Democracy is the censorship the Dems want to impose on all of us in the name of protecting us from “disinformation”

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 October 2024 3:43 pm

“I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help”.

NoDakRube
2 October 2024 3:14 pm

Tip for those of you wishing to make money….It is KirkTober so bet heavily on the Falcons tomorrow night!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 October 2024 3:58 pm

He’s still hurt – don’t bet.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 October 2024 5:52 pm

LOL…..
He had one great October, and now he is Kirktober!!!!
😆

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:39 pm

Hmmmm… I got a text from Trump. Seems I’m invited to Mar-a-Largo. “Please click on the link below to accept your invitation”.

I think this is just a little suspect…

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:41 pm

Probably trying to recruit the next assassin.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:45 pm

He knows you are a fan.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:55 pm

“To confirm your identity, please fill out the attached form. Please have your banking account information available before beginning.”

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 2:58 pm

The scamming shit boggles the mind. I don’t respond to anything.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 3:12 pm

Seems I’m invited to Mar-a-Largo. “Please click on the link below to accept your invitation”.

I will see you down there!! I was invited too…after you click they just need your bank account number to reimburse you for your travel expenses. That’s so thoughtful of them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 October 2024 3:14 pm

Oh, in that case, I’ll go to the link and give them all my information.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 3:32 pm

I just drive by there. Not much going on.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
2 October 2024 3:45 pm

Thanks JR! Was worried I might be missing a party or something.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 3:59 pm

Trump signs everywhere though. He’s the man down here.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
2 October 2024 4:15 pm

My wife flies her Trump flag on her car on certain occasions here, which is awesome. It’s “frowned upon” to say the least in Maryland. Might get you killed, actually.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 4:44 pm

Oh, you could have problems in Orlando too, but not down here.
Good for your wife.

norseman1
norseman1
2 October 2024 2:30 pm

Imagine a Harris/Walz ticket. I can’t either.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 2:36 pm

The media begs to differ from what I’ve read.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:40 pm

I can only hope the Walz are closing in on them.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 2:37 pm

manly-purple
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 2:54 pm

Anyone else notice that Walz mentioned Minnesota five hundred gagillion times last night?

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
2 October 2024 2:56 pm

Yup. It is clear the rest of the 49 need to fall in line and become just like the land of 10,000 lakes.

MT Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 2:57 pm

Also, if you need heart surgery, helpful advice to not ask Donald Trump, but the heart surgeons at the WFMC.

manly-purple
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 3:07 pm

Lol seriously. Some bad TDS evident last night.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  manly-purple
2 October 2024 3:08 pm

It really should be classified as a real condition. It is more real that many other “diseases”, I would say.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 3:11 pm

Even Bill Maher admitted on Gutfeld that he had TDS.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  manly-purple
2 October 2024 2:57 pm

Yes, the most progressive ass in Mn history and that’s saying something. Guy can piss away 18 bil surplus and still raise taxes.. FTW.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 3:05 pm

But I heard (from a lefty) that Minn was rated as a great place to do business and the state had a surplus and taxes were lowered on the middle class.
I thought ‘wow, that is sure different from from what I heard from Minn people on the Viking Blog.’.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 3:09 pm

He mentioned housing prices in Mpls. I think they would go down, it’s fly over country. He’s a clown. They get in i’m leaving country with Whoopi and Griner.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 3:21 pm

You gonna shack up with your lady at your seaside condo in Curacao?

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 2:01 pm

Is this becoming ‘a thing’ with players deciding they are injured prior to playing us??

The Douche now says his knee is a little “banged up” and “swollen.”

https://thevikingage.com/posts/aaron-rodgers-reveals-problem-minnesota-vikings-week-5

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 2:37 pm

He wants as excuse ready for if he plays poorly. He’s done it before, and he’ll do it again.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 2:42 pm

Curious to see if he shows up on the Injury Report now that he has publicly admitted he has some knee issues.
Isn’t the NFL suppose to be ‘on that’ after the Bungle thing with their QB last year? *yes I know it was ‘different’*

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 2:46 pm

Guess jets have a good D, heard their o-line is suspect. Hope it’s true, D gtets after a 40 yr old coming off a achilles.

HUNViking
2 October 2024 1:53 pm

Hock might be back soon, 21 day practice window has been opened as I’ve just read.

DE Viking
2 October 2024 1:53 pm

Hock to start practicing.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:32 pm

Maybe back for kitties, think we play a thursday with Rams after. Possible he misses 7 games.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
2 October 2024 2:39 pm

Definitely on track for week 7.
But if the Vikings are 5-0, I can easily see them not playing Hock against the Lions.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:47 pm

If Hock is healthy enough to play we will need all heathy hands on deck vs the Loins IMHO.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 2:51 pm

Yeah. I see that as well.
It will be interesting to see KOC’s call if Hock is truly ready for the Lions.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:55 pm

Home game. If 5-0 i want that one bad. FTL.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:48 pm

I agree – I’d be cautious with him.

DE Viking
2 October 2024 1:52 pm

No Risner quite yet.
Better take advantage Ingram.

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 12:19 pm

The University of Wyoming women’s volleyball team became the third team this year to forfeit a game against San Jose State University, who has a transgender player in their starting lineup. 

Wyoming joined Boise State and Southern Utah in forfeiting to San Jose State, which has Blare Fleming, a transgender female on their squad.  Blare has recorded spikes over 80 mph, far more powerful than any other true female athlete. Some teammates are afraid of these spikes in practice, and are in fear of their safety.

In April, the Biden administration issued a sweeping rule that clarified that Title IX’s ban on “sex” discrimination in schools covers discrimination on gender identity, sexual orientation and “pregnancy or related conditions.”

The rule took effect on August 1st, and, for the first time, the law stated that discrimination based on sex includes conduct related to a person’s gender identity.

Furthermore, on August 16th, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 to reject a Biden administration emergency request to enforce portions of that new rule that includes protection from discrimination for transgender students under Title IX. 

For a party than tells everyone they are there for women’s rights, and women’s health, their actions and policy sure demonstrate the complete opposite.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 12:24 pm

This is what all the true female athletes should do…just walk off.

I wonder what the dynamics of the teams are exactly that this isn’t happening. Maybe some are for it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 12:33 pm

Well, San Jose State responded in a statement to OutKick on Tuesday.

“It is disappointing that our SJSU student athletes, who are in full compliance with NCAA and Mountain West rules and regulations, are being denied opportunities to compete. We are committed to supporting our student-athletes through these challenges and in their ability to compete in an inclusive, fair, safe and respectful environment,” the statement read.

So they are the ones being harmed here… victimhood at it’s finest.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 12:34 pm

Yeah, it is all bass-ackwards.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 1:06 pm

Her own teammate has joined in the lawsuit over this (against SJSU).

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 1:11 pm

Yes, which I find admirable.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 1:24 pm

I swear anyone that thinks this is OK, then tell them let’s get rid of gender in sports if it’s OK to have a boy compete against a girl. We will just have basketball, and just have baseball, and just soccer etc… Watch how fast they note the reasons there are different genders for sports. It’s crazy to me.

manly-purple
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 October 2024 1:29 pm

It really is nuts. When I read through NLNVF’s post, I thought to myself, “How do people not see how crazy this is?”

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  manly-purple
2 October 2024 1:35 pm

Sane, rational people do. The left does not.

manly-purple
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 1:59 pm

But it’s being allowed….by a lot of people. That’s what boggles my mind.

There’s always wackos out there of all kinds, but this is mass craziness. It’s shocking.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  manly-purple
2 October 2024 2:22 pm

The left is so good at destroying the opposition, that folks aren’t going to invest themselves in a fight. You’re racist, or misogynist, hate women, or worse. You’re evil incarnate if you dare question their policies, or positions on anything. You can be fired for not following their woke perspectives. They are truly dangerous if you do not comply with their demands. People are not inclined to risk getting fired, end up in court, or maybe worse, be tried in the court of public opinion, by challenging the left.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:26 pm

Didn’t Tampon Tim try to say that posting opinions that were different from the Governments was equal to yelling fire in a crowded theater?

The Teacher was watching it and I thought I caught that when going for a drink.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 2:34 pm

Did you see John Kerry’s (who served in Vietnam) latest comments while in Europe?

“The first amendment is a major block to deal with misinformation….”

Of course, global lefty elites get to determine what “misinformation” is.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:44 pm

This is true. Freedom of speech, and freedom of expression, throttled by leftist ideology, is the only true way to eliminate misinformation. Trust me.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:44 pm

France arrested that guy and Brazil went after Twitter/X for not censoring the way they wanted.

JacksonVike
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 3:02 pm

Yes he did, and Vance did a great job of explaining the difference

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 1:41 pm

We have a Supreme Court Justice who testified at her confirmation hearing that she could not define what a woman was, because she was not a biologist. She’s on the Supreme Court for her lifetime.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 1:50 pm

Well, I guess it’s ironic, but it’s also buffoonery. How could anyone in the world accept that she was qualified to be on the Supreme Court? Lunacy is what I call it.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 2:11 pm

Ask a trans person if their cat is a boy or girl. When they answer, ask them how they know.

This is absolutely perfect, and I am going to use that.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:03 pm

I’d love to see teams forfeit all the way through to a national championship. That would generate some discussion.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 2:15 pm

Yep, all that revenue lost. No matches for SJSU, at all. No National Championship revenue, no television revenues. Nothing. Just a big FU to the NCAA.

Wrenage
2 October 2024 11:46 am

I watched a bunch of YouTube videos of Barbin, an amazing Chinese robot dancing girl, and YouTube has decided I now want to watch dancing Asian girls. The algorithm keeps flooding me with this type of stuff…

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 11:47 am

Wow… that’s terrible… grin.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 12:29 pm

Yellow Fever is way more contagious than Jungle Fever in my view.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 12:35 pm

All I can say is, they’re cute, and I approve of this video.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 1:04 pm

I had heard that those ‘team dancers’ acted incredibly bored between dances.
Seems like they are bored during dances as well per this video.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 1:13 pm

Being a sex object is tiring. I can attest to that first-hand.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 1:30 pm

Bored is not sexy IMHO.
If she is acting bored she can move on and I will get someone in who is happy to be there.
I have done it before, and didn’t change my mind when she claimed ‘it wasn’t like that’.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 1:38 pm

Do you not recognize humor when you see it? Come on SoCal… it was joke.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 2:08 pm

Oh I got you were joking.
I also do not find them sexy, maybe why the joke failed for me.

KFEY93
2 October 2024 11:38 am

This team is punching teams in the mouth first and thats usually not the case. They’ve trailed for less than 4 minutes of game time all season. That obviously will change. I feel like they can win any game left on the scheduled but I need to see how they handle adversity like being down in the second half of a game before I fully buy in they can go the distance. Either way, Vikings football is fun again, and that’s all that matters.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 11:41 am

I was told the team would suck without Kirk

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  benjammin
2 October 2024 11:42 am

Maybe Kirk would be doing just as well. With the way our line and defense has been playing (knock on wood), I’m not sure that debate matters much.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 11:53 am

Doubt it.
Atlanta has a top OL and a decent defense.
And he has struggled.

But they are 2-2. Which is SOP for a team with Kirk at the helm.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 12:47 pm

NFL Offensive Line Rankings 2025: Insights Into All 32 OLs

This article, published today, says Atlanta is 14th in OL ranking and Vikings are 8th. Fairly close, but middle of the road for ATL.

I don’t think Atlanta has nearly the WR talent of the Vikings. That’s a major difference. Coaching and/or scheme are another.

Again, I’m not going to discuss further because both sides of the argument are making some substantial leaps, but I would argue my comment of Kirk might be just as good (perhaps even better) has validity of being very possible.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 1:11 pm

Sam has gotten out of pressures Kirk sure as shit would not have every game so far. He has also taken the higher risk deeper throw, as opposed to the safer shorter route. So I disagree (obviously) all around. We lose in GB for sure and possibly to the 49ers with Kwerk back there

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 1:15 pm

You can have your opinion, but the fact is that Kirk beat the 49ers last year and has beaten GB several times, so that is a big assumption on your part (given if we hold that the rest of the team is the same). You might very well be right, but others might say that Kirk wouldn’t have sputtered as much in the second half against GB and we win by 14. Who knows.

I might even agree with you, but it’s a moot point is my point.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 2:46 pm

It wouldn’t be 40 million I don’t think. It is 28.5 million now dead cap hit, so an extension wouldn’t be 40 million more this year. But yes, we probably wouldn’t have all the players we have, which makes a difference. From strictly QB play, I think it’s hard to say what would have happened, though I am very happy with Sam’s performance so far.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 2:48 pm

This article, published today, says Atlanta is 14th in OL ranking and Vikings are 8th. Fairly close, but middle of the road for ATL.

Well, draft sharks has ATL 4th.
I believe PFF has ATL top 10.

https://www.draftsharks.com/article/offensive-line-rankings

I’m not going to quibble about what ranking is better.
But in MN, the OL was terrible, so ATL should have led to better results for Kirk. But it really hasn’t. Yet.

Kirko is who he is. Solid to good, but the team doesn’t seem to respond to Kirks good play. For whatever reason.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 2:57 pm

I haven’t watched any of the games, but I saw a Bleacher Report post that Cousins had a 39% pressure rate last week, so I’d say his O-line isn’t doing him any favors. I’ve also read his rookie OC is an imbecile. I haven’t watched any games though. So can’t say definitively what’s really going on.

The Vikings have a very strong team this year. Best I’ve seen in decades, by far. That defense has been lights out, and so has the offense. This team could get to the Super Bowl.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 12:15 pm

Maybe Kirk would be doing just as well

he had 6 seasons to play this well, and never did. He had a few really good Octobers though.
Also, the team overall is improved because of the addition of the free agents. Some of those we signed because Kirko and his money demands left the building. If they had signed Kirk to an extension, the contract carousel would have taken some of the money used to get the team we currently have.

In other words, losing Kirk and getting Sam was a win win for both, and for the Vikings it has turned out to be addition by sutraction.

Spaz is gone. Long live Spaz (in ATL)
.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 1:01 pm

So he played well but his team didn’t get it done?

I will be happy with those results come Nov.

#nojinx

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 12:39 pm

He had 6 seasons to play this well and never did? I thought he was on record-setting, MVP pace last year before his injury, or am I wrong? And who knows how he’d be playing here this year. Sam certainly doesn’t have a track record anywhere comparable to Kirk, so maybe Kirk would be even better. You don’t know, and neither do I, so to assume is quite a stretch I think.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 1:14 pm

He wasnt, you are incorrect. He was not pace to break no records and was simply tied for the lead in TD passes through 8 weeks, he also close to the lead with 9 turn overs on his hands through 8 weeks, should have been 10. So, revisionist history needs to be put aside.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 1:19 pm

Maybe no records, but leading the NFL in TD’s and high in other stats, and rightfully belonging in the MVP conversation at the time isn’t relevant?

Let’s see how Sam does the rest of the year before we crown him the savior of the Vikings.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 2:19 pm

I thought he was on record-setting, MVP pace last year before his injury, or am I wrong?

you are wrong. Kirk had a ton of yards, but too many turnovers to ever be considered an MVP last season, even prior to his injury.

Never started fast, and September was very often infuriating.
As I said, he had a few really good Octobers.

I would prefer really good January and February performances. He never has done that, and most probably never will.

I am not saying Sam will lead this team to a championship.

I AM saying that Sam at 10 mil is a TON better than Kirko at 37 or whatever the team offered. Plus we have hope that strong QB play without severely overpaying will continue for a few more seasons.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 2:43 pm

I wholeheartedly agree that we are in a better spot now. Just saying that the team would be in a much worse position with him than without is a complete hypothetical is the point I’m trying to make. Maybe we’d be doing better, maybe worse, nobody knows. It’s a moot argument because it doesn’t matter. I, for one, think Kirk has been a much better quarterback than Sam, and has the stats to prove it over time (not this year, though, perhaps).

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 1:12 pm

TESTIFY!!

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
2 October 2024 11:52 am

Yep. We most certainty were told that.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
2 October 2024 1:00 pm

We were also told that this team would suck because of the defense.
Lots of things have gone better than expected so far.

#nojinx

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
2 October 2024 1:06 pm

Werent we all. Tears in bears I believe was the phrase coined.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 11:41 am

Admittedly, it has been very fun, though not for the reason many here said it would be (JJ McCarthy). But I’ll take the enjoyment for sure!

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 1:14 pm

Cheers 🍻

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 11:46 am

I think this game, is close.
The Douche has always had the Vikings number.

I think the Vikings win, but I’m not convinced that the smashmouth football will continue, given last Sunday’s near collapse.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 12:37 pm

I agree.

JacksonVike
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 12:49 pm

It would be glorious, if we didn’t trail in a game for the rest of the season.

HUNViking
2 October 2024 11:31 am

Happy Hump Day!

freezeyface
2 October 2024 11:30 am

i went on the Jets sbnation blog (which is insanely active which is super cool), and chatted with a couple people.

key takeaways:

  1. they hate their team and are full on “the sky is falling”
  2. the are very jealous of the vikings front office/coaching staff
  3. think they are going to get boatraced on sunday

they are all very knowledgeable fans.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 12:58 pm

I ‘hope’ that they are correct on those counts, esp #2 and #3.

However better put in a #nojinx just to be safe.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:59 am

If it’s any consolation his secret service detail must have plenty of time to keep up to date on the latest social media posts.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:02 am

Not living in my world. Lord, take me.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:06 am

Prob several times.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:35 am

“celebrated”

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:47 am

Is that Joe or Jimmy?

I do NOT want to be kept alive looking like that.
They can stop feeding me when I can no longer get up and walk on my own.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 3:27 pm

Haha yeah, could really be either almost.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:29 am

What kind?

I kind of want to get a Sig P365 AXG.

Even guns cost so dang much now, though.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:59 am

My dad got me an AR when I was a kid, so the thrill is gone!

I have more of a handgun fetish now. So many cool ones.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:07 am

One of my coworkers is a big coyote hunter. Can’t shoot enough as far as I’m concerned.

We actually had a guy get attacked by one here recently. He was out walking his dog, and it went for his dog and then got him on the arm.

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 12:41 pm

What happens when a hot 50 year old turns 60 and can’t hear?
She becomes a Def Leppard

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:36 am

Are you going to order one of the Trump emblazoned ones from PSA? Haha

benjammin
Admin
2 October 2024 10:21 am

I don’t see soda slut yet…

Surly Viking
Admin
2 October 2024 10:19 am

I find the lack of Hump Day gifs on this thread distressing.

So.
Happy Hump Day!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:19 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:29 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 1:34 pm

I noticed today (not that I was spending a lot of time watching her) that not only did she have to look to insert the magazine (vs scanning for threats) but she also didn’t jack a round into the chamber. So essentially the gun is still unloaded.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 1:43 pm

Then she would have popped out the old magazine and probably not needed all that time to find the magazine well for the reload.

It is possible that she is shook like that Secret Service DEI hire that couldn’t find her holster in Butler after the assassination attempt.
Although she does not look very shook.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 1:49 pm

Possible, not probable IMHO.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:19 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:25 am

For MT…

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:33 am

Merci

JacksonVike
2 October 2024 10:01 am

I have to say, I love the media selection today. My Dad was an over the road truck driver and I remember when they made convoy’s “illegal”. I believe they were always illegal, but they changed the rules for law enforcement. My Dad was not happy.

Wrenage
2 October 2024 9:44 am

Pick ‘Em League reminder…

No need to make any picks this week. I am going to do so well, that you probably don’t want none of what’s coming, and it is better to take the week off…

TrollFace
DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 10:39 am

My picks are in, so you will actually have to make correct picks.
Sorry. Not sorry.

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 11:00 am

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 11:02 am

Ditto

Wrenage
Reply to  JacksonVike
2 October 2024 11:19 am

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:43 am

We’re about to go 5-0… book it.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:43 am

#nojinx

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 9:48 am

I’ve called every game correctly so far, so stick with me kid (grin). Of course, I did say we would beat the Packers by two scores, so I missed wide right on that one, but we’re gonna beat the Jets badly in London. Might be three scores.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:51 am

You have only been correct because I have vaccinated your ‘calls’ with #nojinx.
Hopefully we can continue this dynamic.

Oh and #nojinx or your London/Jets prediction.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 9:58 am

Laughing… OK SoCal… we’ll keep playing it this way. Working so far!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:04 am

Gump, you’re a GD genius! You’ll be a General one day!

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:45 am

Indeed. And before the season I wasnt a fan of the early bye week, and I think im changing my tune on that. I think its coming at a perfect time. We’ve played some hard nosed and physical teams and its a brutal stretch. Take care of the Jets, rest up, come back with two weeks to prepare for the next biggest divisional match up at home, and go from there into the “easier” part of the schedule.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 10:43 am

Not as positive after 2nd half performance.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:44 am

That comment that Waltz made last night was obviously a slip of the tongue, but wow. “I’ve become friends with school shooters”? Man, that’s about as bad as it gets.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:55 am

It was that subliminal commentary supporting the left’s insistence on taking guns away from the populace theme. You know, like Maduro did in Venezuela? “Just turn in all your guns, and we will protect you”. Then he ran over protesters with military armored vehicles.

pirateflip
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:00 am

I like the new sarcasm font, I’ll have to try to remember to use it.

Derby Skol
Reply to  pirateflip
2 October 2024 10:02 am

There is no sarcasm here. Only statements of fact.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:58 am

‘ran over protesters with military armored vehicles.’

Small caliber guns would not have help very much in that situation.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 10:01 am

Well, a .357 magnum is gonna do a lot of damage, and those tires aren’t bullet proof, but I do get what you’re saying.

Derby Skol
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 10:04 am

.45 acp, because fat, slow, and loud still gets the job done.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:09 am

‘ran over protesters with military armored vehicles’

If you were on the high ground then it would have been much less of a threat.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:55 am

“sometimes it’s just the guns”

‘The Gun made me do it’ will soon be a legal defense under the woke, cackle administration.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:10 am

Yes it was a slip of the tongue. You guys excuse literally every dumb shit Trump says as riffing. And I usually tend to agree. BUT, saying sometimes it’s just the guns is NOT a slip. That’s someone who is either very stupid naïve and ununiformed and/or just trying to get votes via sounding tough on gun control. It’s just the guns? Are you kidding me? Yeah the guns got themselves up and started shooting huh? What a moron.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 October 2024 10:18 am

I agree Edge, but is it moronic, or is it consistent messaging coming out to program the populace on this position? If we take away your guns, you will be safer.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 10:22 am

The ‘criminalize guns and only criminals will have guns’ argument? (valid)

Plus it is self fullfilling since once you criminalize guns anyone who has one will by definition be a criminal.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:32 am

Logic for the win!!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 12:08 pm

Hahaha! Wait did Bruce not have a full conversion kit installed?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:24 am

Good point given the amount of stupid slips he and cackle make.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 12:11 pm

Yes, this happens with Trump quite often and you accept that. This is the shit that truly bothers me. You have insane double standards and it skews ever having a real debate or discussion because a dumb dumb Dem will say Trump literally thinks you can drink bleach and shine a light up people’s ass to kill covid. We all know that was just Trump riffing. Same goes here about the being friends with school shooters.

Quit. It. What we should be holding Walz feet to the fire for is the sometimes the issue is just guns. That is a legitimate fucking dumb statement he should be blasted for but the waters get muddied and he just gets to excuse obvious slip of the tongue because that is what people are attacking him for instead of the real issue he said.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 October 2024 12:28 pm

I don’t have any insane double standards. This is once again, you just doing more character assassination on Trump. That’s it, that’s all.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 1:26 pm

OK, do you think Walz is actually befriending and likes school shooters because of what he said? If so then you should also think Trump is dumb enough to think you can cure covid via drinking bleach and shining light up butts.

If only one is true you have ridiculous double standards only to adhere to your bias. The end, that’s all.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 October 2024 1:47 pm

Edge, that is some level of contortion on reality there. I choose to let that slide.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:47 am

He was just proving that he is just a knucklehead as he stated.

JacksonVike
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 9:53 am

The media will back up the “it was a slip of the tongue”, but is that OK. Even if it was a slip of the tongue, do we want someone who has done this on the regular dealing with foreign leaders?

MT Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
2 October 2024 9:55 am

If the last 3 1/2 years proved anything to Joe Public, it is that the executive is truly just a figurehead position. We could put Ernie from Sesame Street in the room with Xi and Vladimir and do just fine.

JacksonVike
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 9:59 am

No, the last 3 1/2 years proved that we need someone who can stand up to Xi and Putin in the oval office.

MT Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
2 October 2024 10:07 am

Well, my prediction is that the Democratic Party will control the executive and legislative so we’ll see how President Harris and VP Walz do.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 10:10 am

I can tell you exactly how they’ll do already.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 10:32 am

Me too…but the tea leaves suggest that the majority of voters are happy with the status quo. Much ado about feelings these days being more substantive than policy.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:37 am

Speaking of seeds stored up that might be our only source of fresh vegetables if this dockworker strike continues much longer. A rep from the “owners” suggested that ships started queuing up over the last two weeks unable to offload as the dockworkers started a slow roll to ensure we the consumer start feeling the pain as of yesterday.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:39 am

This is going to be the problem again, as they didn’t fix anything from last time. Several statistical impossibilities, and proof of vote-switching and missing images in machines? Who cares!?!

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
2 October 2024 11:43 am

Here is where my hope is on this issue.
In 2020, there was a rino in charge at the RNC. This year, Lara Trump is the RNC co-chair. I believe the Trump campaign will be far more proactive in ballot harvesting compared to 2020.

Will it be enough?
That I don’t know.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 10:35 am

I’m going the opposite.
I think this is a pocket book election.

I think Trump wins the election, assuming he’s not “exterminated” as some dems demand on live cable tv.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
2 October 2024 10:37 am

Majority if you count all of Cal and NY. Thankfully they don’t decide elections due to the Electoral Collage.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 10:09 am

 “I’ve become friends with school shooters”? 

Just imagine the OUTCRY if any republican said this.
Let alone Trump or Vance.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
2 October 2024 10:12 am

You think the media and the left are hypocrites? Say it ain’t so DE.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 October 2024 12:11 pm

They sure are… just like the right and the media.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 October 2024 12:29 pm

Says you… typical.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:09 am

I was happy for all my fellow Skoloholics that reside in Minnesota, as Gov Walz is clearly a fan of a Minnesota model for the other 49 states…so no changes for the average Minnesotan. I did chuckle as he sorta made it sound like the state built the Mayo Clinic.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:47 am

No Vikes?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 10:38 am

Funny stuff though.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:27 am

wait. will the game be available on the nfl network at 8:30?

i won’t be able to watch live, but was planning on recording it, going to church, then watching the game after per normal…

i will probably check the score periodically and if we lose, i won’t watch the game, if we win, i will..

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 9:40 am

You need to adopt the Homer Simpson religion.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 9:52 am

When I plan on watching a game later in the day (like Sunday, no way I’m sitting down with a Manhattan at 0730 in the freaking morning on my day off to watch a football game) I drop off all social media, hide my phone, etc…plus my friends have been forewarned not to mention the game if they encounter me in the store or something unless I give the all clear. Checking the score is to me like cheating on your wife.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 10:37 am

Also NBC local, i believe.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 9:43 am

“Someone who only gets 7 targets a game is not as important to the offense as someone who touches the ball every snap AKA the over paid QB” – I believe that was the argument.

Mjolnir
2 October 2024 9:19 am

“Pig Pen this here’s the Rubber Duck…

And I’m about to put the hammer down….”

SKOL

🔨🔨🔨

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 9:19 am

We have to start the day with FTP!
Ok, that accomplished. Now to the best Wednesday GIF.

freezeyface
2 October 2024 9:17 am

this is pretty crazy….

Darnold has played only five snaps — and thrown just two passes — when the Vikings are trailing. And all five snaps came in the first quarter of Week 1.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 9:21 am

Three straight games against three teams that are considered contenders and not trailing a second against any of them. Yep, pretty crazy.

freezeyface
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
2 October 2024 9:24 am

yeah, i’m assuming the only time we trailed was when mr ham fumbled and the giants kicked a field goal

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
2 October 2024 9:33 am

That is what I remember as well.

Wrenage
2 October 2024 9:13 am

I reviewed Moon of the Wolf because…I don’t know. It’s just in my blood, I guess.

Retro Review: MOON OF THE WOLF (1972)

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
2 October 2024 9:48 am

What is a woman without someone to eat the sandwiches that she makes?

coffee spit take on that line.
Thanks for the review. Another movie I can skip

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 October 2024 10:25 am

I am always fascinated with how humor works among people.

Jokes are amazing things when one thinks about them. Like why is something funny? It is usually because it is poking something.

KFEY93
2 October 2024 9:01 am

CONVOY! – Had a spring break trip in 2015 in a fairly rural cabin near Seeley Lake, MT. Had a group of around 12-15 people. Cabin was fairly modern, had power and hot water from solar but no cell service or wifi or anything like that. We used a record player in the second floor bar with varying types of tunes for our music most of the night while we partied, this song to played quite a bit.

pirateflip
Reply to  KFEY93
2 October 2024 9:19 am

A bunch of us guys tried to make convoy the theme of our Jr-Sr prom. we had it all planned out (black runway for the grand march, red flashing lights, etc. )

Needless to say the females in our class were not impressed. We went with Stairway to Heaven.

KFEY93
Reply to  pirateflip
2 October 2024 9:39 am

I like both ideas as both songs rock but…the creativity on your idea was top

JacksonVike
Reply to  pirateflip
2 October 2024 9:58 am

We went with Stairway to Heaven.

And so did 95% of high schools that year, probably. The Convoy theme would have been cool and original.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
2 October 2024 11:28 am

This is so true

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