Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: September 18, 2026

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Happy weekend eve, two more days until we get to watch our favorite team. Hopefully we can get off to a faster start, we will need to, to beat the Bears. It feels weird saying that after the last few years. Soldier field is a tough place to win, hopefully at the very least we get out of there healthy.

Vikings News:

https://www.vikings.com/news/nfl-expert-picks-intriguing-week-2-matchup-bears

https://www.vikings.com/news/injury-report-week-2-chicago-bears-2026

https://www.vikings.com/news/jordan-mason-injured-reserve-deejay-dallas-signing-2026

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USAF82
USAF82
18 September 2026 6:09 pm

One to watch Vikings equipment guy. They seem to always wear the wrong cleats or shoes or whatever they do on wet soggy ground or ice. Hopefully whomever it is they can get the players into the right gear.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  USAF82
18 September 2026 6:57 pm

Not enough cleat and it becomes a ‘slip and slide’, too much cleat and the foot is planted into the turf and can’t twist and move properly leading to injury.

Surly Viking
Admin
18 September 2026 2:03 pm

Murray is officially out Sunday.

  1. Wentz
  2. JJ McFragile
  3. Brosmer

I expect we will see JJ at some point, and next week will be

  1. Murray
  2. Wentz
  3. Brosmer
  4. JJ on IR
VikingPhilip
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 2:07 pm

Murray is officially out Sunday.

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Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 2:08 pm

Next week will be

  1. QB to be named
  2. Brosmer
  3. Murray on IR
  4. Wentz on IR
  5. McFragile on IR
Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 2:12 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 2:52 pm

Next week will be

  1. QB to be named Blockbuster trade for Kirko
  2. Brosmer
  3. Murray on IR
  4. Wentz on IR
  5. McFragile on IR
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 3:00 pm

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 4:45 pm

Northwoods
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 2:18 pm

Live look at the Vikings’ QB room:

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Gone fishin'
Admin
18 September 2026 11:26 am

We caught a new family member

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Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 11:32 am

@who is that weirdo with a cat?@

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 12:53 pm

Some psychopath that hangs out at the house

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 12:53 pm

He’s a weirdo, but he’s a really good cook. Kind of handy to have around

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 11:45 am

I’ve also added to my fight club…..

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Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2026 12:54 pm

Awesome! Cute little kitteh

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2026 2:00 pm

Same

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 12:06 pm

I see that, but why is he holding a cat?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2026 12:54 pm

He…..likes to chase pussy

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 2:09 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 September 2026 7:33 pm

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 2:04 pm

I love our dogs, but next pet (if we get another) will be a cat for sure.
So much easier. No walks in Snow, etc. I can go away for a day and a cat would not care.

Northwoods
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 2:24 pm

Pros and cons to cats.

Pros you’ve listed.

Cons – if the litter box is full they find amusing substitute toilets all over the house; you can’t have any plants in the house or they’ll shred the plants and shit in the dirt; they are very calculating – they’ll go to the pantry and see what kind of cat food you have most of and won’t eat any more of it; ours learned how to open lever doors, sliding screen doors, and has clawed out of 2 kitchen window screens.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 2:29 pm

I grew up with both cats and dogs.
And you make very valid points.

Stepping in hairball residue at 5 am is also very annoying.

I just know my wife loves having animals, and that is funny since she did not grow up with pets. We had two cats,next 5 pets were dogs, and our current dogs are 10 and 12. I need a break. I am sure she will want animals forever, so I would prefer cats again.

Maybe a turtle instead? I would like fewer Vet bills for sure.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 3:10 pm

Go with the turtle. At least you should be able to outrun it. And if you keep it in a cage, it won’t eat you when you die.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 2:35 pm

You gotta get one of those self cleaning litter boxes, man. They are the greatest thing since bottled beer.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
18 September 2026 2:13 pm

I know, right?

Seriously, thanks a million for keeping this thing going. I’m going to rededicate myself, but I appreciate you guys keeping things afloat.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 2:36 pm

Cute kitten!

VikingPhilip
18 September 2026 10:58 am

Now that I have more time to post on here, I realize that I really don’t have that much to say.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2026 10:59 am

Not having anything to say never stopped me from posting.

#grin

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2026 11:14 am

Me either

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 12:12 pm

Everything you say is full of wisdom.

Nothing to see here
I’ll take those $1000 Skoloholic’s bucks now, just send them to my Venmo account.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2026 12:11 pm

I never noticed.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2026 1:09 pm

I think you forgot the sarcasm font.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2026 11:45 am

hahahahaha

NoDakRube
18 September 2026 9:37 am

Had me some Hamms Beer just a few weeks ago. it was good stuff.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2026 9:41 am

I went to a rally race a few weekends ago and Hamm’s was the $4 choice on tap. I had a few. Not bad!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2026 10:40 am

The first beer I tasted was Hamms.
The first full beer I drank was Miller Lite after roofing the garage. I think I was 12. Dad handed it to me. I was very thirsty, and about 15 mn later I was very drunk.

Kinda wish I hated the beer, but I actually love the taste of beer from the first sip

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 11:33 am

The first beer I had was Meister Brau, it was delicious as a teenager but it retrospect was gross.

I don’t drink beer now

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 1:23 pm

What do you do with it?

I don’t drink beer now

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 12:54 pm

Dad handed it to me. I was very thirsty, and about 15 mn later I was very drunk.

Same for me.
I don’t remember the brand, but my Dad gave me a beer when we were staining cedar siding for the cabin.

I said, “i’m dizzy.” He and my brothers laughed.
I went to bed.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2026 11:15 am

One of my buddies still drinks that stuff, that’s been around a long time. Remember when they used to have the panda bears on their commercials?

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 12:56 pm

Hamms is the beer…you’ve been looking for…..
Hamms, the beer you’ve been looking for….or…or….

Remember the jingle like it was yesterday.
It’s been 40 years since I was in MN on a regular basis.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 1:18 pm

I don’t remember that one….this is the one I grew up with:

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 1:37 pm

It might be out of the same Sky Blue Waters group of ads.

But this is the one I remember.

Hamm's Beer 1970s TV commercial. Quite possibly the best beer commercial ever produced.
byu/CarolinaBrownTrout invideos

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 1:42 pm

LOL. That bear looks like he’s got the world by the nuts!

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 1:49 pm

I was mistaken – THIS is the one I remember:

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 2:33 pm

Loved these commercials.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 2:49 pm

I remember that one.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2026 11:43 am

Low key hitting up the PBRs when at a bar watching football, pounders are cheap and its decent beer. Never understood the hipster phase of it, it was around way before hipsters.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 11:46 am

yeah, PBR and HighLife are both decent beers that had recent fads of popularity.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2026 2:31 pm

First beer I ever had, was a Hamm’s. It was my Dad’s favorite beer. Cold and refreshing. I was fortunate enough to find some Hamm’s on my last visit to Minnesota, back in June. Still tasty!

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2026 2:36 pm

Pretty sure my first one was a Schlittz

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 2:37 pm

That was my go-to-beer in college. If I was broke, I’d buy cheap-ass Buckhorn beer instead…

DE Viking
18 September 2026 9:32 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 9:42 am

baked potato

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 10:41 am

Seriously, he is useless with the amount of games missed.

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 11:44 am

He’s missed 7 games over the past 8 seasons my guy. I think you are thinking of someone else.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 11:50 am

yep. was confusing Darrisaw with potato. I stand corrected.

O line still sucks.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 12:08 pm

Confusion is one of my better qualities.

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 12:34 pm

O line does not suck. O line has played 4 quarters together as a unit so far. Did not play meaningful snaps at all in pre season ( I think they should have, KOC is dumb). Too early and small sample sizes of any unit or player to determine who is good or bad. Give it about 2-3 more weeks.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 1:12 pm

allow me my unreasonable rants. That is all I have left.

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 2:39 pm

Im sorry 🙁 Rant away!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 12:28 pm

Never let the facts change your mind!

bowbunch
Admin
18 September 2026 9:31 am

DE Viking
18 September 2026 8:15 am

FTP !!

J E T S….JETS ! JETS! JETS!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 8:30 am

they do have weapons. could make things interesting.

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 9:27 am

They do.
A bit shocked at how bad TN was last week.
I’m no fan of Saleh, but I thought/think he is a better coach than Glenn.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 9:33 am

yeah, and their QB isn’t awful. not great, but not awful.

FloridaSKOL
18 September 2026 7:16 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

The Lions’ defense is trash, but their offense is still dangerous.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2026 7:41 am

seems that way

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2026 8:57 am

Seems like the same as the Bores.
While we have the opposite issue, bad offense and very good defense.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2026 9:21 am

This fact bums me out and confuses me a little. Like, the offense has one of if not the best WR corps in the league. Top Tier left tackle and solid to very good right tackle, looks like LG is trending to take a step forward to the good category. What should be at least a decent TE room. Like the offense talent level on paper is probably at a higher level than the defense but man, Flores knows who he wants and makes it work.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2026 9:23 am

We need a OC and RG to make the offense work better.
Then a QB that can do more than ‘manage’ a few games before getting injured.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2026 9:29 am

I’d lean towards the QB and the coach as the main problem with the offense.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 9:49 am

I figured the OL fix would keep the QB up and more effective.

#trenches1st

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2026 10:29 am

Certainly helps.
But we have had the same “offensive guru” for years, and the offense seems to suck.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2026 10:33 am

To be fair the offense didn’t suck when he had a decent QB… And even at times career sucky QBs looked decent to good under KOC.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2026 12:59 pm

Yep.
But the decent QBs couldn’t convert that into anything meaningful.

That’s why I said the QB and the coach.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2026 10:43 am

O line is still shit.
QB play has been bad, and when it was better, it still sucked when it matters because the O line is bad.
Run game is bad. See previous.

Best WR in the game, but until you build the trenches it means nothing

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 12:01 pm

IDK, Kevin’s offense scored 39 last Sunday with a backup QB that wasn’t even competing for the number one qb spot during training camp and preseason. I’ll take his offense.

Northwoods
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
18 September 2026 12:12 pm

FTP gave up when they figured out it was 18 on 11.

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 12:37 pm

It really wasn’t though.

Northwoods
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 1:20 pm

That’s all I’m hearing from FTP fans.

That and whinewhinewhinewhine *brat fart* whinewhinewhine

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2026 1:21 pm

They’re delusional

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
18 September 2026 12:28 pm

Damn, good point.

Surly Viking
Admin
18 September 2026 6:11 am

Fun to watch the Kitties get wrecked last night.
Josh Allen is going for another MVP with no Super Bowl.

TGIFF!
SKOL!

FTP!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 6:25 am

It wasn’t even as close as the final score suggests. The Bills got a lead and never looked back.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 9:21 am

Thought that when the Loins closed within 10 late in the 4th that the NFL would direct the officials to make it more interesting by supporting Indiana.
But no, the kitties let Josh score another TD and it was over.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 8:55 am

FTP Auto Rec.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 11:20 am

The lions defense is trash, the offense isn’t a heck of a lot better.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 12:02 pm

Lions window has closed. I doubt they even make the playoffs this season.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
18 September 2026 12:09 pm

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
18 September 2026 1:14 pm

pretty sure they let the wrong coach leave.
Kind of like the Vikings with Tomlin, Billick, Dungy, etc

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
18 September 2026 1:20 pm

I’ll be surprised if they win more than 5, unless they have a lot of cupcake games on their schedule.

Rob
Rob
Admin
18 September 2026 5:38 am

Odd stat coming into the bears game.

Vikings are on a 6 game win streak dating back to 2019 (and Mike Zimmer) at Soldier field.  

From 2000 to 2014 they won twice (2000, 2007) before winning in 2015. 

Zimmer went 4-4, wins in 2015/2017/2020/2021. 

KOC is undefeated at soldier field

(from Filbert33)

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 6:24 am

Uh oh. They’re due!

Why is Filbert sending you stuff and not just telling us directly?

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 6:40 am

Text

When he left the DN he got off social media

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 6:50 am

well, I’m glad we still hear from him third hand from time to time. tell him ppb says hi for me

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 7:05 am

Just did

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 7:33 am

Is the gmail account you used to signup here still valid?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 7:42 am

yup!

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 8:02 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 8:12 am

LOL, thanks

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 10:46 am

I cancelled my bookface account and never regretted that decision

I gotta keep someplace to rant around though. So I can still log in here and SB Nation sites…

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 11:31 am

I dropped bookface in 2016 after we got doxxed

Twitter when Leon Musk bought it

I don’t have a SB Nation login anymore

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 12:28 pm

What’s the problem with X or Elon Musk owning it?

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
18 September 2026 11:44 am

Twitter next. Free your mind.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 12:28 pm

What’s the problem with X? It’s way better now than years ago when it was Twitter.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2026 4:26 pm

I deleted the app, but not the account. I will on occasion see something I wanna read while web browsing on my PC.
Never post there, or engage.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 11:25 am

Hi Rob

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2026 11:31 am

Hi GF 😃

Rob
Rob
Admin
18 September 2026 5:36 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
18 September 2026 6:25 am

frist?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
18 September 2026 9:22 am

No, “FRIST” you dumb fcuk!

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