Happy weekend everyone, and welcome to Skoloholics. It’s been a couple of fun weeks to start the season. Hopefully we can keep the victory train on its tracks. Don’t forget to check out the comments and remember, be kind to each other.
Vikings News:
https://www.vikings.com/news/buccaneers-injury-report-week-3-2026-nfl-season
https://www.vikings.com/news/nfl-expert-picks-divided-buccaneers-week-3
https://www.vikings.com/news/kyler-murray-return-to-lineup-reunion-with-baker-mayfield
Media Selection:
lol….
I’m still here. Go Bucs Sunday! Yes we lost but I’ll always love Atlanta for 1998 stopping the Vikings from winning the Super Bowl. That NFC Championship Game was beautiful.
Ha, you a funny guy or gal, whatever. If bringing up the past, makes you feel better about the present day pukers, than have at it.
One of their OLB down and one LB Doubtful, that could be helpful.
Why do people have days off for rest or healing? Everyone knows that’s not allowed, especially for Kirk Cousins!
Only on Tuesdays
Thorson is out for Sunday. But we weren’t planning on punting much were we?
Nope. Kyler will probably have 6 TD’s by halftime.
They already signed Hekker so not much change there.
We only went with Thorson cause he was as good but cheaper.
Most recent 2-0 start for every team
2026: MIN, BUF, CIN, KCC, LVR, SEA, SFO, PHI
2025: TBB, ARZ, GBP, LAR, IND, LAC
2024: NO*, PIT, HOU
2023: WAS, DAL, MIA, BAL, ALT
2022: NYG
2021: DEN, CAR
2020: CHI, TEN
2019: NEP
2018: JAX
2017: DET
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ATTABOY Cleveland, way to hold down that curve!
I like the one about last playoff appearance too.
Sassy the Sasquatch, The Big Lez Show, Mike Noland’s Long Weekend: I highly recommend them.
Mjoliner, I know you will like them. You’ve probably seen them already though.
I don’t think we need to know about the special movies you and the wife watch to spice things up.
Do you have to create a “gravatar” or register on that website to change your profile pic?
I did some testing, and using gravatar did enable me to change my profile pic. I’m not sure whether it can be done without gravatar
Do you have the option that JacksonVike has below? Mine only says I can change it with Gravatar, and no offense to anyone, I’m not signing up for that just for that.
If you are using a stock photo in the gallery, just click on your name at the top right click edit profile, and scroll down to profile image and select click to edit. I have never tried to use anything outside of the photo gallery, though.
Thanks, but it doesn’t appear that option exists for me.
I didn’t have that option either.
I recently changed mine and had to go through gravatar.
And it only worked on a desktop.
Mobile devices wouldn’t give me options.
I don’t care enough to do it. Thought it might be fun to have a profile pic like most others do, but I’m not signing up for other crap I don’t need.
Wow, the Packers suck.
Yeah, great isn’t it?
It is.
It isn’t just one facet of their game either, they are stinky runny dog shit all the way around, and it’s beautiful.
To all FTP fans:
I wonder if that one packers fan that sometimes pokes their head in here will tell us that last night’s loss stings
He’s probably drowning his sorrows yet…. Maybe next week Monday or Tuesday.
He’ll probably wait to see if the Vikes lose on Sunday, first.
Live look at GoPack:
i’m fairly certain he’s a poser and someone who’s just pretending to be a packers fan
That is NewPackerFan
i think the other one is too
No Longer New Packer Fan?
It did but time to be a huge Bucs fan Sunday! Anytime the Vikings lose it’s as good as a Packers win.
Well, I guess you’re going to lose twice this week.
since there is a new thread everyday, but not enough comments to do a summary, I’ll do a summary for the week
according to skinflute fingernails magoo popped his hammy running from a perfect 10
PA says this weeks game could be wine
kfey reports that on Sunday KOC wouldn’t let Wentz touch KOC’s balls because they were wet
forskinface argues with himself
skinflute coins “diamond Dallas Turner”, no word yet on what his finishing move will be called
Northwoods suggests PA, Mjolnir, and jackson are going to have a threesome
kfey reports his “lady friend” is a large HVAC appliance
skinflute wonders what the provisions will look like for the Vikings against the Bucs
Pirate enjoys being sick
MT wants to crawl to work with gangrenous extremeties
days have no meaning to nodak
MT enjoys taking photos of him doing a dance related to his sack
pirate is “that guy”
VP questions why pirates wife married him
foreskinface reports on Matt Lafluers hair
VP can’t keep track of days
Skinflute had eggs for lunch, slushed of course
Always enjoyable.
Even when I don’t make the Summary. :((((
I made it 3 times! I think that’s a personal record.
Congrats.
I may have made it 3x back in the day, not sure.
I know I have made it 2x a time or two.
Excellent summary, lol
Dang, made the list twice!
I didn’t make the list?
You’re on my list
This is when I turned it off and went to bed.
What could possibly go wrong?
This will enter meme history.
Saw that last night,
Wasn’t sure if I should be concerned or amused.
Oh the unlimited number of times this would be handy as a gif makes me happy. I do not have the patience to gif it myself, but I’m sure somebody will.
I had questions for MT
I might have to visit the acme site today for a good chuckle.
Most as you would expect. They are also talking about what it would take to replace LaFlower with Flores next year.
They think they are getting Flores…lol. Nah.
Math confused them…….
I saw one where a guy posted the video and said count how many players the Falcons had on the field for the block, hint, it wasn’t 10. Had to have gotten a million clicks from Packers fans looking for a reason to scream “the refs screwed us!” just to find out their team sucks so bad they lose when the other team handicaps themselves.
There was a mention of draft picks below that reminded me of something I saw on X this morning. If the Packers continue to suck, and therefore end up in a high draft position for the first time in a long time, they won’t even get to use that draft pick. They traded it to Dallas.
They don’t get it no matter how they finish. The jets get the cowboys worst 1st round pick in next years draft, and that could be the pukers pick.
……a little confusing. I should’ve said the jets get the better pick of the cowboys 1st rounder.
Yeah, I just think it is hilarious that the Packers might earn the highest draft pick in a long time and they won’t even get to use it.
And the guy they used it on was ignored by his teammates…
But, but the announcers kept talking about how much respect the team has for “Coach Parsons” last night?
Couch Parsons
Yup
LOL, nice
If that’s true, have more respect for him now
It’s been out there that he was a vikes fan growing up. He said himself that he cried when Favre threw that game ending interception in the 2009 championship game.
Respect if true. That means the Vikings have two QBs who grew up Vikings fans and one that probably was a Bears fan.
Idk I like going to Vegas
Where MT been all week, must be busy with those bees he loves so much
Working on his revised Vikings 2027 mock draft after a 2-0 start……..
Yeah, after the Vikings finish with their typical 9 or ten win season this him
Wondering how the Vikings can still tank to get his dream QB that will also, probably be ass.
He popped in for a couple of comments this week.
I think he went to Moab, UT & Grand Junction, CO
Nice area
Name of your sex tape?
Woke up to a FB feed announcement that LaFloor was fired, Gannon promoted to interim HC.
Can’t find any supporting evidence elsewhere though.
Sounds like his seat is heating up, at least
Thats why you dont use facebook for ANY news. Period. AI, bots, bad actors, and stupid people make it worthless.
My trolling worked?
Anyone tempted to go to Lambeau for the Vikings game in November?
LOL
The only way id ever go to a home Packers game is if the tickets were free and they were favored to lose at home. Until that day…nah.
That’s what I did 1989.
Pukers were bad.
Went to LamBLOW and got tickets for $5.
-10 degrees.
Vikings lost 10-6.
Dang lol. That sounds miserable. Okay, I just wont go at all
It was 1988 and the final was 18-6.
Still sucked.
Thats even worse
for $5, it would be fun (if the Vikings win, anyway)
Can’t afford the $$, but sure would be nice to see the Purple curbstomp them in their own cheese palace.
-Tucker Kraft
did you know egg knows him? he NEVER talks about it, but i wanted to make it known eggs knows this guy
Kraft cheesehead and eggslusher, sounds like a good pairing
Yeah.
He likes to slush around with him.
entitled fans, among the worst in the league
Living in cheese land, I’ve found out that the fans that are over 50 seem to be a little more humble. They remember the 70s and 80s. The ones that are under 50 have been spoiled with 2 hall of fame qbs over 30 plus years of greatness.
And those under 50s deserve a few years of humble pie. I hope they continue to extend Love and LaFlower for the next 10 years.
That makes sense to me
Maybe he should try catching the ball, that could help
maybe the booing would’ve lessened
I saw at least three drops and I didn’t even watch the whole game
speaking out against your fans ALWAYS ends well…….LOL
Yep.
Remember when a former Vikings QB blamed the crowd for too much noise in a loss to the Chargers at home?
sounds like Gus Frerotte
wait, no it doesnt
A live look at the Packers’ headquarters right now…
I put 16 on the Pukers in pickem.
I chose them for my survivor pick and I am now eliminated.
My plan worked.
You’re welcome.
Puker nation today……
LOL, you’re crazy
I took one for the team.
Will you?
If the Vikings have a good record and play a team with a good record, I’ll consider using my survival pick on our opponent
You’d have better luck if you picked the Dolphins.
Sending support to the Hammer, today. Please give your dog a big hug from me.
Take care, Brother, this is a tough day.
Happy Friday,
Skol
FTP – I did not watch the game last night, my neck was hurting so I took a muscle relaxer and crashed at 7PM.
FTB
FTP!
FTP!
SKOL!
TGIFF!
FTP!
FTP Auto Rec.
The Packers lost!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that wasn’t even close.
The little bit that I watched of the game last night, Love did not look good.
But, but, but, they have only had 3 QBs over the last 30 years.
13 WORLD TITLE’s…….
He’s definitely overrated, but they’ve been the media darlings for so long that the talking heads won’t give up on them. It’s funny that they’re paying this guy 50 million a year.
I love it.
FTP!
Boy, GB really screwed the pooch last night.
I’m glad I only put three points on them in pick ’em league.
I am happy to lose my 9 confidence points.
At least everyone else took the Pack as well.
I triple jinxed them. I picked them in the pick em league, survivor pool and I played their defense.
I do what I can.
Holy shit
14 points for me.
Worth it. Seeing them suck is fantastic.
hey packers….
you big….