Minnesota Vikings Discussion: Skoloholics 10/22/2026 – Daily Thread Thorsday Edition

Vikings Thursday

Happy Thorsday and welcome to Skoloholics. Our beloved Vikings will face off against the Colts at noon on Sunday. Tonight the New England Patriots will travel to Chi-town to face off against the Hammond Chicago Bears.

Initial injury reports came out yesterday. We are looking good, the only person without a designation is Mason Jordan, but he is not going to show up on it as the Vikings just opened his window to return to practice. The Colts on the other hand, look like they need to open a triage center for their team. It looks like they require a 53 man roster for their injury report.

For those who are interested, the Timberwolves started their season with a dominating win over Giannis and the Miami Heat. It was fun to watch on the national stage, as the announcers were slobbering over Giannis all game. Even after there was no chance of a comeback.

If you want hockey updates you will have to ask MT, as I do not follow hockey. To me, it is soccer on ice. Kind of like Disney on ice, but more physical.

QOTD:
Is answering a question with a question, really that annoying?

Let us know in the comments.

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VikingPhilip
22 October 2026 8:29 pm

Come on Patriots. Stop sucking

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 October 2026 10:50 pm

Referees said ‘No’.

Northwoods
22 October 2026 8:15 pm

Hitman confirms this is his final season.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 8:32 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 6:51 pm

Everyone on the Vikings Injury Report was Full participation.
The Colts had 5 DNP and 3 Limited.

https://www.vikings.com/news/colts-injury-report-week-7-2026-nfl-season

KFEY93
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 7:06 pm

I expect the Vikings to whoop some ass and win by 10+ Sunday

VikingPhilip
22 October 2026 6:18 pm

We had our all staff meeting today. One of the speakers talked about ageism. I now expect you all to be respectful and inclusive of us old farts, you bunch of young whippersnappers.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 October 2026 6:32 pm

As long as us ‘old farts’ don’t have to be ‘respectful and inclusive’ of all the ‘whippersnappers’.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 October 2026 6:49 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 October 2026 8:33 pm

She had some interesting statistics about how people with a positive outlook on aging lived longer than those who had a negative outlook

Rob
Rob
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Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 October 2026 5:50 am

bowbunch
Admin
22 October 2026 3:21 pm

I have seen some banger comments about this new logo.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 3:32 pm

The Falcons new nickname is the Bird Reich. They will be running a blitzkreig on 3rd and long.

bowbunch
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Reply to  bowbunch
22 October 2026 3:43 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
22 October 2026 7:07 pm

Its so damn funny lol

DE Viking
22 October 2026 2:16 pm

Go Patriots!

FTB!

DE Viking
22 October 2026 2:04 pm

😆 😂

Northwoods
22 October 2026 1:30 pm

Have we traded for our Superb Owl savior yet?

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 1:40 pm

Kirko?

JRobert
JRobert
22 October 2026 1:01 pm

There are 76 comments heretofor and 30 are about the Somali Princess.
Whether you call that politics, current events, general information or whatever, everyone seemed to behave nicely and there were some interesting thoughts, at least to me.
In my opinion, that was interesting and all good. Without it there would be 36 posts for the day.
Again, in my opinion, I never thought it was the subject matter, it was how one conducts himself.
Just my two cents and you can’t even buy a piece of gum for that nowadays.
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Surly Viking
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Reply to  JRobert
22 October 2026 1:05 pm

I agree.
It is news when someone cannot answer a question like that.
As for politics, I still hate everyone that wants to rule. That will not change.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 1:10 pm

Agree completely on the rule thing and someone is big time on my shit list for that right now. Edge wold probably like a comment I could make, but will just let it go.

DE Viking
22 October 2026 12:12 pm

I wonder if the Steelers and Saints event will have riots.
I assume the NFL has security with bazookas guarding them.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 12:41 pm

what event?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 12:42 pm

Just guessing but I suspect he means the game in Paris this weekend.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 1:16 pm

The NFL halftime show Sunday morning…

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 1:43 pm

That would be kind of awesome……

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 7:43 pm

NFL should have pulled this game

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 2:02 pm

Should have had “events”.
But the game, halftime show, others….

The Steelers cancelled a fan event in Paris.

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 3:00 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 7:08 pm

In years past this would be the Vikings in this scenario, the fact its happening to Rogers makes me warm inside.

DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:42 am

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:46 am

That’s amazing. Is this defense good enough to carry us to the SB even with a shaky offense?

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
22 October 2026 10:58 am

I think so.
But not much room for error to pull it off.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 11:32 am

I think so too. The Niners without Evans are a lot weaker and the Rams (who knows) are banged up. Believe our biggest obstacles are now the Bears and maybe the Packers.

manly-purple
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 11:58 am

Oh Kay, what did you do to yourself? 🙁

Crazy stat about the Vikings defense though.

DE Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
22 October 2026 12:01 pm

Yeah.
Used to think Kay Adams was absolutely stunning to look at.
But I don’t know why she would want to do anything to change her looks. Boggles the mind.

manly-purple
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 12:04 pm

Some idiot surgeons and such are schmoozing with the most beautiful people in the world telling them they’re not beautiful enough or that any sign of aging is a killer to one’s looks, and they’re making bank off of it. So sad. It hits sooooooooo many these days. One of the reasons I don’t like going to the movies anymore.

Surly Viking
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Reply to  manly-purple
22 October 2026 1:00 pm

I agree. Kay Adams was much more attractive when she was on GMFB so long ago.

At least she has not gone completely Sanchez yet…

freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 1:43 pm

mark sanchez has really changed

Surly Viking
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Reply to  freezeyface
22 October 2026 1:44 pm

lol.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
22 October 2026 2:18 pm

If you transition from a male Sanchez to a female Sanchez, do you escape criminal charges??

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 6:33 pm

As long as the two of them don’t object I would think so.

Northwoods
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 2:44 pm

She’s beYOOtiful!!!!

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 8:28 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 7:09 pm

Nope, we’re gonna give up 40+ to every team the rest of the way

DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:35 am

Jones hurt?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:57 am

Hurt but still playing since the team needed him.
Doing a great job at it as well, IMHO.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 11:00 am

Agreed.

DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:09 am

YIKES: Ilhan Omar was just asked if she married her brother on Live TV

Her answer: “Not to my knowledge…”

Must be a Minnesota thing?
😬 😬 😬 😬

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:10 am

Or a Somali thing.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 10:12 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:14 am

Mostly it was a legal/political answer.
When they start deportation proceedings due to fraud she can continue the ‘I didn’t know so it isn’t fraud’ defense.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 10:29 am

She is not claiming not to know they law, she is claiming that she didn’t know her actions were violating it.
Intent is a main component of fraud.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 10:32 am

She is not responding to a legal question. Yet.

She is just responding to a reporter knowing she could be charged in some fashion.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:33 am

She is ‘setting the stage’ for her donors/supporters.

Personally I don’t believe her for a second, but that is what she is alleging.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 10:27 am

“Not to my knowledge” is the required response for any elected official. I think it’s in the “ethics” manual.

Also PoliSci 101 in college.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:37 am

Also works for most well coached individuals on the witness stand.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
22 October 2026 10:39 am

True.
Or an NFL coach on media day.

bowbunch
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Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 11:05 am

That’s the same thing.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 October 2026 11:52 am

Yep.
Isn’t Minnesota known as Somlialand?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 3:20 pm

I heard Tampon is officially renaming it Minnedishu to match the new flag.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:11 am

LOL, “not to my knowledge” is a lot different than “no, absolutely not”

so I guess her angle is “I married him without knowing he was my brother” even though she did, in fact, know. it’s hilarious that she has to choose between “I accidentally committed incest” and “I knowingly committed immigration fraud”. Either way, she should be toast.

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 10:23 am

DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
https://babylonbee.com/news/dhs-brings-in-maury-to-reveal-results-of-omar-dna-test

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 10:35 am

Morons is Minn will reelect her anyway.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 10:36 am

Yep.
That’s why I originally said a “MN thing?”

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:36 am

She married her brother on live TV?

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 10:38 am

I think she was on the 90 day fiancé TV show.

😉

Surly Viking
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Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 10:43 am

I really, REALLY hope they find a way to deport her.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 10:57 am

But TRUMP!!!!!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 11:31 am

I was told we weren’t talking much about politics around here anymore and every time I do I am met with, “Hey we don’t do that anymore.” Once again, shocking and totally not a coincidence that there is no pushback when the talk is against a Dem. I am not condoning the crapping on a any politician that clearly seems to have committed fraud… but just pointing out the obvious that it is ONLY OK to point out these kind of things if it’s a Dem. If it was a Repub then it’s, “Hey we haven’t been talking much politics and I like it that way.”

Bring on the Down Votes!

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 October 2026 11:54 am

This might be the first political point on here in weeks.
You even agree she committed fraud, yet complain it is being pointed out?

You just happen to show up today?
Or you lurk waiting for a political post to be made to then complain about it?

Either way.
My apologies.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
23 October 2026 11:02 am

A little of both, I don’t show up every day. Yeah it might have been the first political post in weeks but again, literally no mention of how nice it’s been without political posts. But literally the last 2-3 times I have posted anything political that is the first thing people say. The issue isn’t political talk, talking poorly about one side is fine. And when it was the Biden Administration and what shit show that was, it was an everyday occurrence. Now that Trump’s second term has been kind of a shit show at times, crickets… Now it’s nice to not have political talk but OPE! We can point out and shit on a Dem so now no worries of political talk. No apology needed. It doesn’t offend me it just shocks me you guys don’t realize what an entrenched, one sided echo chamber this space is. I bet all my money that if a Dem gets the white house next and if it’s AOC or some shit the political talk will be back to a damn near daily deal because that will be a shit show for sure.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 October 2026 12:25 pm

Jeez, sometimes items are just current events, Can’t talk about that anymore either?

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 October 2026 12:41 pm

Nothing to do with her being a Dem for me to despise her.

Islam is the enemy here, not just Somali Islam Jihadists that are somehow elected to office.

The never ending fraud and complete burden on society is what I am railing against.

I make fun of a lot of religions, but Scientologists and Mormons are not advocating the murder of non believers (as far as I know).

Sharia Law is what I am fully against. I will not only mock them and the 72 Virgins they are expecting upon death, I will happily celebrate when they are removed from public office.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 12:31 pm

I didn’t point anything out that was political.
I posted her response to a question.

Posting that is political?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
22 October 2026 12:43 pm

A women is not sure if she married her brother! Seems more like something you might read in the gossip section of the newspaper.
I was going to tell you how pissed I am at Trump because he pulled the funding for the Kennedy Center. Not because I’m political but because I like going there to her concerts and plays.

DE Viking
22 October 2026 9:54 am

QOTD: Why would you ask such a question?

Northwoods
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 10:32 am

Hi!

pirateflip
22 October 2026 9:23 am

QOTD.
Huh?

pirateflip
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 October 2026 12:46 pm

Are you answering my question with a question?

Northwoods
Reply to  pirateflip
22 October 2026 1:28 pm

Why would anyone do that?

DE Viking
Reply to  pirateflip
22 October 2026 2:21 pm

I question that you are questioning a question with a question.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
22 October 2026 8:59 am

QOTD.
Depends on the question.

I like to answer extremely dumb questions with ‘Are you so stupid that you believe that or do you just think that I am so stupid that I believe it?’

NoDakRube
22 October 2026 6:53 am

As the Vikes approach a very winnable game, I am reminded of the adage “It’s not worth wining if you don’t win big!”

Looking for a 10+ point victory Sunday. I will be there, SKOL!

Any of you losers want Falcons or Panthers tickets I am selling them at my cost….

Section 216…170 per ticket..would sell 2 or 4.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 8:11 am

Looking for a 10+ point victory Sunday. I will be there, SKOL!

Dream big !

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 8:14 am

TIL nodakrube cheered for the hawks and not district 5….

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 8:40 am

Where are your seats? If you’re in the end zone, run down to the railing after every Vikings TD, moon the camera as Will kicks the PAT so we can pick you out of the crowd.

Edit – I found your section. You’d have to do something pretty crazy to get on camera….

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 8:46 am

Yeah,, don’t think I have it in me!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
22 October 2026 8:47 am

You can look for me anyway…I will be wearing the purple John Randle Jersey…I should be easy to spot on TV

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 12:31 pm

I SEE you…I SEE you…

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 8:53 am

‘“It’s not worth wining if you don’t win big!”

As long as they win I am good.
‘Style Points’ don’t concern me.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
22 October 2026 8:56 am

I hope you get a great game experience. first lead, nail biter before the half, big lead in the 3rd, prevent defense creates concern in the 4th but then a Hitman INT seals it

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 9:21 am

That would be fine with me!

peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 6:34 am

QOTD
Did you know that your butt sticks out?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 6:36 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
22 October 2026 6:49 am

Fascinating…the things I learn on this site…..

Wrenage
22 October 2026 6:33 am

Get your picks in for Pick ‘Em League before tonight’s game.

This is an important week for everyone. You will want to build as big a lead as possible over me. We will finish corn today, so then I can devote all my free time to copious amounts of research for the games each week. I don’t plan on getting a single pick wrong for the rest of the season as I begin my ascendancy to the top spot.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
22 October 2026 6:41 am

I’ve got my genius/iconoclast pick in
and the rest of ’em, too

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
22 October 2026 7:06 am

Is the season long enough for you to ascend all the way to the top?

Wrenage
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
22 October 2026 8:07 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
22 October 2026 10:11 am

I tried picking the losers this week.
Maybe that might get me out of last place.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
22 October 2026 8:36 pm

Surly Viking
Admin
22 October 2026 6:16 am

GM!
FTP!
SKOL!

Happy Thorsday!

QOTD: Yes

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
22 October 2026 8:55 am

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