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we’re at the Justin Jefferson youth football camp, I’ll Add some pictures.
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What’s the difference between Mcdonald’s and the Democrat party?
McDonald’s only has one clown running the show.
The Dumbocrats have someone running their party??
This lady in Walmart just told her daughter “you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election”.
What are you doing in Walmart??
Don’t you have Minions for that sort of thing??
Milk is $2.98 a gallon in Walmart. At Publix it’s $4.89. Almost $2 more a gallon. Crazy.
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here too.”
I’m becoming convinced there are three genders…
Male
Female
Mentally ill
Rec for Truth.
“I never plagiarized anything”
I said I was becoming convinced… and this isn’t where I actually got that from. So wrong Bow. I heard it on the golf course.
Which one do you identify as?
The left is completely gaslighting the country on this. They’re burning the city and it’s a “peaceful” protest.
Ehhh, they get what they voted for.
Vote Blue/Woke/Dim and watch your state/city go down the toilet.
Or if you have to vote with your feet like we did to flee Commiefornia.
You’re not wrong here.
An unbiased press would be helpful.
But I have and idea for this. Just let each of these protestors take home with them one of the inmates.
Yep…
Better yet, assign an inmate to them and make the protester house them for a month.
Great idea.
Can’t stop laughing at this…
FOFA for the win!!
I know that feeling, I have an Ex.
I showed it to my wife earlier today. When we were eating the dinner she made (chicken breast with stuffing and cranberry sauce) she looked at me and asked if I was feeling like I wanted to go to prison.
Just tell her that she is not the Ex.
https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/2060787181359075603?s=46
Bi-Angle of authority?
Won’t know if Teasley is any good for two years. This is Brez team until Teasley drafts and his players actually take the field.
Cant wait for 2028!!!
This is hilarious…
An excellent example of ‘use it or lose it’.
https://x.com/jasonharmonnfl/status/2060784865662931425?s=46
https://x.com/dust_vikings/status/2060783801807032386?s=46
Hopefully this knucklehead doesn’t try and load up 7th round picks or do trade in the division and get fleeced
No shit, it’s been a long string of blech at the GM position.
@the triangle of authority was fun@
@and a total success@
So we have a new GM, one Nolan Teasley from the Seahags?
Yepper
Started in scouting, worked his way up, been a Assistant GM since 2023. No Minn ties equals no nepotism. It could be a good hire.
https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/breaking-news/article/vikings-reportedly-hiring-seahawks-assistant-gm-nolan-teasley-as-next-general-manager-175053842.html
According to Jonathan Jones of CBS Sports, Brzezinski will be staying with the Vikings in his current role of Executive Vice President of Football Operations.
A very good thing IMHO since he can help the new GM get up to speed quicker.
Sounds good, thanks for the info.
Aaron Jones BSing with everyone. Cool dude!
Ben Williams is here, he’s really lost some weight since I saw him last.
Last time
Must’ve been two or three years ago.
His hand is bigger than your head
I know, I look like a toddler
Did not know he’s a kidney transplant recipient
Yeah, he’s been battling some health issues.
That wasn’t Ben, someone said it was his brother
This is Loki, our newest cat.
She showed in February looking hungry, took her to vet the next day figuring they might know who her owner is, no chip so she’s ours.
we’re at the emergency vet right now
@super fun@
Emergency vet? Hope she’s OK.
Hope kitteh turns out okay.
Blood and X-rays negative
we’re going home
@that was a fun use of my time on a Saturday@
Get well Loki!
https://x.com/skoloholics/status/2060772374870405400?s=46
Any idea why the login page won’t let me select “Remember Me”? It’s there. It’s not grayed out. But when I click it nothing happens. I have to log in each time I visit now.
I have the same issue. But it doesn’t seem to effect how often I have to log in.
So annoying but not really relevant to me.
If you have auto fill turned on, it may fill in the login and password, and login before you have a chance to click that box.
I have autofill turned on and it does fill in login and password but I still have the opportunity to click that box before I click ‘Log In’.
It is just that nothing happens when I do click ‘remember me’.
It could be ad and cookie blocker if you are using any of that. The remember me thing doesn’t work for me on any website.
It works for me here intermittently and on other sites, although I don’t have many sites that I do to that requires frequent log ins.
Same issue here, couldn’t select the box, not using auto fill.
Alright, I had a brainstorm for my wish I could do it custom sausage company to run by you guys. “A Buddy of Mine Custom Sausage”, or mainly just A Buddy of Mine. Thoughts from the public and more business minded people than me are welcome.
So you asking for input about the name ‘A Buddy of Mine Sausage Co’??
Personally I wouldn’t be comfortable getting my mouth around ‘A Buddy of Mines Sausage’.
But perhaps that is just me.
I was thinking more of when you’re out ice fishing or hunting and pull out a pack of snack sticks and your buddy asks where you had them made because they’re so good you could just say “a Buddy of Mine”. This is why I asked for input though. That could be a fun ad though. “You know when you’re fishing you want nothing more than a Buddy of Mine’s sausage”.
‘you’re out ice fishing or hunting and pull out a pack of snack sticks and your buddy asks where you had them made because they’re so good you could just say “a Buddy of Mine”’
If this was the commercial it might work. Get ahead of the dirty minded jokes and set the narrative.
The dirty minded jokes would help with brand recognition though. Maybe just steer into it.
“There’s nothing my wife likes more after a long day of hiking than a Buddy of Mine’s sausage.”
“Nothing will spice up your backyard BBQ like pulling out a Buddy of Mine’s sausage.”
I look forward to seeing them posted here.
Love it!!
Along the lines of that comedian who said he wanted to open a restaurant called “Thank You For Calling, How May I Help You”
That way whoever answers the phone has to say “Thank you for calling ‘Thank You For Calling, How May I Help You’ how may I help you?”
My Buddy’s Sausage
Wurst Sausage In Montana
Lips & Assholes
I’m unable to edit on Mobile right now, so I’ll just post some updates on here through Twitter. Or X or Y or whatever the hell they call it now.
https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/2060745772774097129?s=46
@bum, cut him@
maybe he’ll get his shit together this year
https://x.com/skoloholics/status/2060759442925195473?s=46
Jefferson is a good guy. The kids love him!
Yep, the real deal.
I’m trying to get motivated. I’ve got a big bookstore project and yard work to do. Instead I’m here posting a comment.
You gain much wisdom here.
I think you meant “wisdom”.
Always assume sarcasm
A few hours of Skol-Time is all that you need to set you right for the day.
A few hours on Skoloholics is comparable to a semester at a fine university. Not Nebraska obviously.
Having a blast
Thanks for the new thread Brad/not mouth breather.
And as well know each and every new thread needs to start off with a loud and proud FTP!!
You bet!
https://x.com/skoloholics/status/2060753417618776454?s=46