Minnesota Vikings Weekend Discussion – SkolAsylum: Oct 1st / 30 Sep 2023

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Welcome to the weekend folks! Fall is in the air, beautiful weather and a lot of sports to be watched. Our favorite team is in my backyard this weekend. I will probably stay home and not attend as the experience on Sunday Ticket outweighs the crowds and expense of driving down to see the game. We have a docket of good college football games on today, Ryder Cup is unfortunately a beatdown for the US Team who may actually play so poorly the European team may wrap up the victory today which would cancel the need for a third day tomorrow which would be about the most embarrassing result in Ryder Cup history. Thanks Zach Johnson you are the worst captain in US history and need to disappear in to obscurity forever.

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Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 11:40 am

It’s officially Kirktober.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 11:47 am

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
1 October 2023 11:53 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 11:40 am

So am I

HUNViking
1 October 2023 11:24 am

Will there be a game thread, or do we use this one?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
1 October 2023 11:26 am

Place is dead, this is prob it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
1 October 2023 11:28 am

Is there a game today, or did everyone just sort of pack it in?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
1 October 2023 11:30 am

1/2 hr to kickoff, seen about 3 comments on Purple.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
1 October 2023 11:52 am

Place does feel pretty dead… so we’ll hang out here to lament the incoming L, most likely.

bowbunch
bowbunch
1 October 2023 11:19 am

Looks like the couch will play, or at least suit up. He better have at least one sack and some pressures on the rookie.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
1 October 2023 11:39 am

Tonga has disappeared this year. Big, strong guy. Had a decent season last year, and has not seen the field much or at all IIRC.
Wonder what happened there?

Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 10:32 am

First guy on the Wheaties box was from MN. Stan Kostka was an interesting guy. He was also the reason the NFL started the draft. I’ll grab an article.

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 10:36 am

Here’s an article about him. He lived in North Dakota for a while too. I met him a couple of times. Good guy.

https://www.thedailygopher.com/2017/4/27/15453054/nfl-draft-minnesota-football-philadelphia-eagles-stan-kostka

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 10:53 am

That is really cool. There’s a bit of NFL history in Windom where I’m from – Larry Buhler, 1939 Round 1, Pick 9 (for FTP – 🤮) Played fullback/halfback at Windom High and then at Minnesota. Went on to manage the municipal liquor store in town. Has a statue in the courthouse square – I still flip it off when I go back because FTP!

JRobert
JRobert
1 October 2023 10:15 am

Rickie’s tee shot on 16 was a back breaker for US

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 10:41 am

Typical outcome for US on European soil.
You and I talk about course management sometimes. Here’s one of the best players in the world, in a critical situation, playing a hole with water deep on the right – so where’s he hit it. Tiger or Jack would never have done that.

norseman1
norseman1
1 October 2023 9:52 am

Looks like everyone is jacked for 0-3 Purple.

Mjolnir
1 October 2023 9:15 am

Gooooose Morning Norse Nerdz….

Gameday!

PROTECT THE GD BALL!

Skol!

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HUNViking
1 October 2023 9:07 am

Watching the London game, not very entertaining so far.

Mick
Mick
1 October 2023 5:09 am

is it better than 50% the Vikings don’t go 0-4?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
1 October 2023 9:58 am

Yes. 51%

DE Viking
1 October 2023 4:59 am

Zach Johnson doesn’t sound convincing to me at all. Sounds like fake hope.

DE Viking
1 October 2023 4:34 am

How do you pronounce Kelce?

Answer
It’s supposed to be pronounced like Kels……apparently

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 4:36 am

Won’t even be close.
Euros probably win it with the first 4 matches.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 4:52 am

Just lost the first hole.
Morikowa starts in trouble with no hat this round.

Americans are not unified.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 5:45 am

Euros are focused and want it.
Americans act like they are just playing because they are there.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 9:59 pm

Still a better QB than Kirk, since he has a super bowl trophy that Kirk can only dream about.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 October 2023 3:57 am

He is on the hot seat.

DE Viking
30 September 2023 5:32 pm

Auburn giving Georgia problems.
Michigan could jump to number 1. Maybe.

Mjolnir
30 September 2023 4:30 pm

JJ McCarthy’s arm talent is really, really good. Made a couple of tight window throws today that have been impressive.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 September 2023 4:32 pm

I thought the same.
But it is against Nebraska.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
30 September 2023 4:37 pm

True. Although if there is a strength for NU, it’s the D. Offense has been terrible protecting the ball. Husker run D in particular has been pretty stout. Regardless of the competition level, a tight window throw is a tight window throw. He’s made several with both velocity and touch.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
30 September 2023 6:58 pm

What does arm strength have to do with who he is playing against?

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
1 October 2023 4:02 am

Bad defenses can make a QB look awesome.
Would these throws be catches against Georgia, OH St, USC, Wash, etc…

I like McCarthy. If he makes these kinds of throws against the big boys, I will be on the draft McCarthy hype train.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 September 2023 3:24 pm

South Dakota gonna pull off the upset?

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
30 September 2023 4:08 pm

Yup

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
30 September 2023 4:32 pm

The bobcats better get their poop in a group or they’re gonna lose to Portland State

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 September 2023 3:21 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
30 September 2023 4:09 pm

This is literally the plot for the movie Flight lol. And if were going by that, I trust this man with my life.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
30 September 2023 4:17 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
30 September 2023 4:30 pm

LOL. Fly fast, take chances. Right?

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
30 September 2023 4:34 pm

Yes sir!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  KFEY93
30 September 2023 9:27 pm

My buddies cabin up in Northern MN has a couple of pilots on it. They are really fun to drink with. One night we were all out at the bars for way longer than we should have been. Like we went in at lunch, and didn’t leave until 9ish.
After the bar we got a ride over to one of the pilots houses. His “cabin” was about 3000 sq ft, and was not cabinish at all. Anyways, We kept drinking. I ended up walking back to my buddies cabin at around 11. It was about half a mile down the shoreline and doesn’t seem like much, until you are shit housed and everyone’s dogs are barking at you. So I made it back to the cabin and went straight to bed.
I got up the next morning at 7 am feeling like I got hit by a truck but we were supposed to be out fishing, so we all drug our asses out of bed.
When were out on the water I noticed one of the pilots had taken his pontoon home. He had parked it with one pontoon on top of his dock, and had wedged the front end into his jet ski lift. I was impressed. His pontoon lift was on the other side of the dock. Plus, those aluminum docks are really expensive to fuck up. Best part is he had dropped the back and front anchor. Front was just laying on the dock.
So we went up to his front door, and knocked. No answer. Banged a few times. still no answer. We went up onto his deck, and looked through his sliding glass doors. We saw him laying butt naked on his couch. Guy was breathing. So
We just put hit pontoon on his lift, and went fishing.
We saw him later around 3 O’clock. He was casually drinking a beer and didn’t look hung over at all. He didn’t say anything about his pontoon or dock getting all banged up. We brought it up, and he got really quite, and just said thanks.
So we went out fishing with him later that day. The guy new where the walleyes were at, and we had a pretty good trip.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
1 October 2023 11:50 am

Lmao thats wild. Thats what we call, a functioning black out. The right idea, but not always in the right spot, and ready to go the next morning lol.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
30 September 2023 4:39 pm

I just assume all pilots are coked up – aren’t they pretty underpaid and overworked? I’d be coked up too. If it’s good enough for the White House….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 3:39 pm

Back on band wagon?

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 4:09 pm

KJ – 4 targets, 1 rec, 8 yrds.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 8:45 pm

They’re propping him up to try and increase his trade value.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
1 October 2023 10:07 am

This was his year with AT out to really step up into the WR2 roll. Addison is looking good. Young and needs to learn how to come back to the ball. I can think of a couple of tight throws where he stops and wait for the ball to come to him and the defender knocks it down. AT was great at having an awareness of where the defender was, and adjusting accordingly.
I always think back to a few years ago when I was watching a game with my brother in law. He played TE in college, and was pretty good at what he did. I casually said something about how Cousins passes to AT were consistently hitting him between the numbers, while the balls to KJ were a little between or just in general off a little bit. He said that if you watched 10 passes to KJ and 10 to AT, you would see Kirk would place the ball in about the same place for both. Just one of them was better at adjusting and anticipating where they needed to be.
If you watch enough film on KJ, I think he’s right.

Mjolnir
30 September 2023 2:07 pm

Michigan @ Nebraska today.

Just a shade over 1900 combined wins all time between the two programs

This might get out of hand quickly….

☠️

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 2:47 pm

MURICA!!!!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 1:57 pm

You think he beats Rahm?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 2:32 pm

He’s afraid of Rahm, and Rahm wants to be the next Seve. Scheffler is going to get beat like a rented mule.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 3:41 pm

They have tee times? Might try and watch a couple matchups before NFL.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 10:00 pm

Even fantasy football cannot get me interested in that game

norseman1
norseman1
30 September 2023 1:23 pm

Day 2 over at Ryder? Not watching. How much euros up?

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 4:12 pm

Not happening. Americans have their heads up their asses.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 1:19 pm

Was this over the put on 18 and the caddie making noise?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 1:30 pm

Yes looked it up. Rory claims he asked caddie to move on 18 so he could read his put. Claims caddie didn’t move and keep taunting crowd waiving hat.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 1:42 pm

Who’s caddy?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
30 September 2023 1:53 pm

Cantlay’s. He was once a caddie for Tiger Woods.

Gone fishin'
Admin
30 September 2023 12:18 pm

I helped coach kiddo’s football this morning, now sitting in the hot tub. He’s practicing basketball at 1:00, then we’re heading west to do some hiking at Nakoshika in Glendive, then staying in Medora tonight.

Gone fishin'
Admin
30 September 2023 12:16 pm

Thanks Lifer, I always forget the weekend thread.

freezeyface
30 September 2023 12:16 pm

We need to sell the farm for Caleb Williams

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
30 September 2023 12:19 pm

Collapse for Caleb.
cash it all in for Caleb.
Tank for the Trojan.
Wuss out for Williams.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
30 September 2023 10:02 pm

No tanking. Just pick better players wherever you end up picking.
But if you really want Caleb, trade Hunter and maybe even JJ and go get him.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
30 September 2023 12:20 pm

I think they’re gonna go all in to move up to the top of the 1st, I really do.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
30 September 2023 12:24 pm

Nope, Team with #1 will take Caleb. Book it.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
30 September 2023 12:25 pm

Hopefully it’s the Panthers & the Vikes can move up.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 11:59 am

Maybe if he shaved and put on a hat

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 11:21 am

Old Navy saying… ships don’t sink because of all water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Americans need to stay afloat now and get this last match.

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 11:08 am

Americans are weak finishers in this event… folding like a lawn chair.

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 12:16 pm

Reminds me of the vikings oline and dline when we need them most

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
30 September 2023 2:35 pm

Indeed

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 10:03 pm

Reminds me of Kirk playing QB when it matters.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 11:28 am

Quite a change in nines – what happened?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 11:57 am

Well, just happens sometimes – build on the good

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 11:06 am

Men crying is not a good trait…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 11:11 am

Iron Eyes Cody

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 11:14 am

….not a real Native American…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 September 2023 1:42 pm

Jim Thorpe was, someone stole his shoes at the Olympics, he rummaged through trash to find two mismatched ones, still went out there and kicked all their asses for gold, one of the greatest athletes in American history.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
30 September 2023 1:47 pm

Agreed. Was just pointing out that Iron Eyes Cody wasn’t Native American. Learned that from ‘The Sopranos’

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 12:20 pm

Pansy

VikingPhilip
30 September 2023 9:40 am

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Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 September 2023 12:21 pm

Almost October, time to watch The Great Pumpkin

DE Viking
30 September 2023 9:11 am

Golf media doing everything they can now to squash the Cantlay rumor.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
30 September 2023 12:22 pm

What’s a cantlay rumor? One of the guys has ED?

Get it? Cantlay? Can’t lay? C’mon.

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 8:58 am

After playing out of his mind in the first 3 matches, Hovland is finally falling back to earth.

Mjolnir
30 September 2023 8:35 am

Goooooose morning!

Great day in Star City!

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freezeyface
30 September 2023 8:27 am

So the Ryder cup US fiasco.

Can someone:

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
30 September 2023 8:36 am

The Ryder Cup is a biennial men’s golf competition between teams from Europe and the United States. The competition is contested every two years with the venue alternating between courses in the United States and Europe. The Ryder Cup is named after the English businessman Samuel Ryder who donated the trophy. The event is jointly administered by the PGA of America and Ryder Cup Europe, the latter a joint venture of the PGA European Tour (60%), the PGA of Great Britain and Ireland (20%), and the PGAs of Europe (20%).

Originally it was contested between Great Britain and the United States, and the first official Ryder Cup took place in the United States in 1927.

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 9:45 am

I said 5, not 65….

Also I meant all the turmoil and angst these poor poor men who make millions upon millions of dollars, are going through

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 10:05 am

Just read 9 of 12 US players didn’t practice for 5 weeks. That Zachs idea of staying sharp?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 12:22 pm

You lost me at golf.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 September 2023 8:26 am

Well that ref is fired and probably sued

JRobert
JRobert
30 September 2023 8:07 am

For anyone who might know – what did Zack Johnson ever do to be selected a Ryder Cup Captain?
As much golf as I’ve played, but I have no idea how the Captain is selected.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 8:09 am

It’s a good question. He won the Masters of course and a few other tournaments, but no idea how he ended up as the Captain.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 8:18 am

I found this JR:

“The U.S. Ryder Cup captain is selected via board vote. The eventual selection comes via the PGA of America’s 21-person executive committee, which consists of golf stakeholders from around the country. The board’s job is to discuss various candidates, their worthiness and overall resume before settling upon a final selection.”

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 8:51 am

thanks for info. Wouldn’t have been high on my list though.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 12:24 pm

21 old white men? Just a hunch.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 12:23 pm

He was promoted from lieutenant?

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 7:04 am

Finally in the 4th session, the Americans are getting their act together, and the Europeans are starting to miss putts.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 7:47 am

How’s your health?
If Lifer’s post below is correct, Cantlay should be kicked off team.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 7:52 am

I didn’t read that post about Cantlay yet. I’ve gotten much better the last few weeks. Still working a ton of hours though, which my wife is starting to get on me about a bit. I haven’t played any golf lately, other than going to the range with my son. He was doing all these stretches, and warm up things, and I dropped a ball down and pured a 9 iron right at a flag on my first swing. My son said “I hate you dad”.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 8:00 am

glad you’re doing better.
A thought – my wife used to remind me you know when you get to heaven St Peter isn’t going to ask you if you worked hard enough.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
30 September 2023 8:07 am

Well you know what? She gets an “A” on that. I have worked myself into a position that I guess I need to start walking back a bit.

Sometimes women know best. Grin.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 September 2023 8:52 am

Learned a long time ago – women run the world.

Surly Viking
Admin
30 September 2023 6:06 am

Gm
FTP!

14 more games of this. Let’s hope they stop shooting themselves in the foot for a few games.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 6:04 am

Probably a FTP fan

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 6:33 am

What an effing idiot.
Then don’t accept the offer to play.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
30 September 2023 8:29 am

I think David Duval was also of this mindset… until he actually got inside the ropes in the matches. Then he realized what it was all about.

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