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VIKINGS NEWS – The Vikings gave Harrison Phillips a contract extension yesterday, keeping him under contract with Minnesota through the 2026 season.
The Vikings moved up some of the Power Rankings, but are still viewed around 20ish. A solid game against the 9ers this weekend will likely garner a little more attention than beating the Giants.
NFL News – It sounds like there’s a good chance McCaffrey will not play this weekend.
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I have tomorrow’s thread scheduled. Been a crazy few days, trying to finish up a contracting job whilst also doing my normal inspection route. Also coaching football & other stuff, been a bit hectic.
Took the Twinkies 6 pitchers but they managed to hang on for a 6-4 win.
Ump even took a grand slam away from Royce but they managed.
2 good starting pitchers and 3 scrubs, they are trying to limp to the playoffs.
If they can get there and get Ryan back they might make some noise.
Hope for the best but expect the worst, again.
Thanks bow!
We’re starting the draft for our fantasy league at 8 o’clock.
sorry, it’s been a crazy couple days.
Interesting…
Doubt Coach Flo is going to continue to run the exact same scheme against the 49ers that he did with the NYG.
This ^ if you have most of the pieces you want in your defense you scheme each offense you face differently. Attack their weaknesses, and dont ignore their strengths. We need to score first, and put the pressure on Brock, dont let them get the run game going.
Injury reort today:
Don’t expect any JA this week at this point.
AVG would be a nice addition, more defenders to rotate in and try to slow down that 49er tide of a running attack.
All right, I will take the low hanging fruit….
Is Garrett hurt or is the report just stating the obvious?
Looks a little like a Maga hat.
Can’t quite make out the lettering on it.
Doubt FJB could either.
You would think his ‘handlers’ could though.
The animation looks fake… but if true, HILARIOUS and not surprising.
I think it’s funny either way because he’s so beyond gone at this point it is actually believable that he would do it.
LOL. Must be the ray bans.
looks completely fake
yup
That was my take, but here is T using a very clear picture of the incident.
I don’t know DE, still looks photoshopped to me. Still hilarious, and at the same time sad. This is the President of the United States.
Here’s another angle
Didn’t know the Purple installed new turf this spring. Some speculation JJ’s injury might have something to do with it. Real grass would be nice but prob not possible for other events.
Didn’t they install real grass for the European foosball stuff?
Have not heard of that. Sprinklers have to be installed. They have a sun roof, doubt it will ever happen.
Typically what they do with that is install temporary real grass over the top of the artificial turf and then remove it.
Arizona has a retractable roof.
Can’t have that in Minnesota when it doesn’t get much above 50 from October onward.
Yeah, AZ also has the whole field on tracks and they roll it outside for watering and sunlight.
Personally, I don’t buy the “turf” excuse when a player gets hurt.
Plenty of players get hurt when playing on real grass.
Our society is so into “blaming” something.
Football is a physical contact sport.
True, guessing the most dangerous thing with turf a cleat is planted and gets hit akwardly. With grass it has a chance to give.
Yep. I remember in the 80’s artificial turf was called dangerous until the new and improved turf. That was good until about 2015, and now the turf is causing all of these injuries.
They just move the goalposts IMO.
Victimhood is a career now days.
It is very physical……but there have been numerous injuries that have occurred without any contact.
True.
And I’d say on both real grass and turf.
I for one am shocked there hasn’t been a dance or song written called “The Trump Hump” lol
Happy Hump Day!
Achilles tendonitis can lead to rupture!!!
My gawd, give this guy a Nobel prize.
Not sure if Sarcasm.
The association has only been known since antiquity, like BC.
Thanks.
Now I feel more ignorant than usual given it has been known for more than 2k years.
Ruptured my achille’s while being tx’d for achille’s tendonitis so it must be true. Doubt stepping in a badger hole and forcefully dorsiflexing my foot while wearing a 15# backpack and carring a 9# rifle had anything to do with it.
I hate badgers.
^ bastard is taunting me
Honey Badger don’t care, they are kinda cute though
I bet a few around here will agree with you.

F those badgers
YUUUUUUUUUUP
and this is the bullet i dodge twice a week when i play basketball….with achilles tendonitis…..
Live look at you playing basketball
You’re probably more like the guy that takes his shirt off
thats on of the grossest/funniest scenes there are
Reminds me of my senior year of HS wrestling.
A former teammate came back from collage and wanted to work with us.
He got me in a headlock but I was turned so my face was in his sweaty armpit.
I was quite motivated to get out of the hold but it took a minute as he was a college wrestler while I was still in HS.
Yuk, now I have PTSD over it.
This was a consideration when I got to the prison.
There was a group of guys who played racquetball and wanted me to join them.
It had been years since I played, my weight/fitness was no where near the same level, not to mention my flexability.
Scheduling was also an issue as I lived almost an hour from the prison and they lived and played an hour on the other side.
Glad he’s not playing but his backup, Mason, is no slouch.
i would take Mason over CMC 10000000000/10000000000 times
McC can run, block and catch. Either way Purple have work cut out.
I was surprised when he came to MN so quickly, I thought it had to be revenge with our suspect interior, no way does he think this OL will help him succeed. I didn’t realize just how important bouncing plays was apart of his game and with our two bookend very good tackles… makes sense. Hope all 3 can stay healthy!
😘
I read an article by a guy who went around and ate things like cats and dogs in other countries. I seem to remember he wasn’t that fond of cat.
I watched a video once of a live caged dog being roasted while it was still kicking for human consumption. Really wish I hadn’t seen that…
In Korea families would have dog for their ‘thanksgiving’ meal, next day get a new dog, raise it for a year, rinse and repeat.
I assume they don’t keep the dog in the home, teach it tricks, take it for walks, to the vet, to doggy day care, swimming holes, bird hunting, etc etc etc
No but they do keep it outside to play guard dog.
The transition from all the barking while running thru neighborhoods to silence the day after ‘Chuseok’ is pretty stark.
I would absolutely try dog… sorry not sorry.
I was stationed at Osan. There was a dog farm just outside the fence.
Ran a 20k around that airfield once.
We had a transportation company stationed there so we visited (aka inspected) there occasionally.
I have eaten mountain lion (never killed one, someone gave it to me) I thought it was good.
I’ve heard it tastes like pork.
I thought all non standard meats taste like chicken?
“Only if one cooks it right”
Very similar
Elders on the reservation would joke about puppy soup… I think it’s a real thing.
The Idiots just won’t stop.
Now we need to trade for Zach Wilson??
https://fansided.com/posts/vikings-broncos-trade-reclamation-project-back-up-sam-darnold
Totally idiotic.
Sign him as a free agent? Ok. Maybe.
Trade for him…..
Fuckin no lol…
Click. Bait.
Giant O-lineman had no answers after the game.
https://thevikingage.com/posts/vikings-offensive-line-giants-star-edge-rusher-lost-for-words-01j7e94ac9qr
I would be shocked, shocked I say!
I see ppb’s love interest has endorsed the Harris/Walz ticket, ending my weeks of endless speculation.
After seeing the reaction with Ms Mahomes I doubt very many Swifty’s are Trump fan to being with.
That “endorsement” was a total financial one IMO.
She couldn’t risk losing her billion dollar net worth.
She might lose some via taxes, but she would lose way more in record/sales if she truly wanted orangeman to win.
‘if she truly admitted she wanted orangeman to win’
FIFY
Sounds about right.
This is perfect.
And on that subject there is this…
What You Need To Know About The Ohio Town Overrun By Haitian Immigrants (dailywire.com)
Hahaha! That’s funny
While plausible, I’m not sure she would be able to pull it off.
She can’t even focus on answering a question in front of her with notes, let alone listening to someone giving her cues while talking.
I agree with this. Then again, when trained enough, even Biden could follow cues from various media.
I suspect they would send her messages while the Donald is talking so she can use her ‘rebuttal time’ more effectively.
Again, didn’t watch but that is how I imagine it working out. This would have replaced the ‘notes’ that she was not allowed to use.
Maybe why she was supposedly making faces.
And nodding to herself before saying no.
Right, if either could pull that off I’d just be impressed
Regardless of this, there is a 100% chance she got the questions beforehand. And likely the order too.
Yeah and that would explain how quickly she told a story that had nothing to do with the question, but not actually having rebuttals.
Correct.
Of course.
They do have ‘priors’ after all.
It doesn’t matter though because if Trump had hypothetically done the same thing, you would hypothetically make excuses for him so the actual cheating doesn’t matter.
Well if it wasn’t specifically prohibited in the rules then they are ‘allie allie oxen free’.
Fake News won’t cover the story unless it becomes a ‘big deal’ and then they would just call it a ‘nothing burger’.
Both sides – Smartest man in the room
Even if they didn’t have “priors”, anyone with half a brain could surmise they would do it without hesitation.
Someone needs to start a Go Fund Me page for Adrian Peterson….He is obviously a victim of systemic racism….
Seriously, this is so sad..
Vikings Legend Adrian Peterson Forced to Fork Over Millions in Assets to Pay Off Massive Debt (msn.com)
My take home advice is don’t hire Adrian Peterson to be your financial advisor.
Solid, Solid advice…Although I think right now he would be up for any job to make some money…maybe he should start a day care?
That’d be a nice switch for him…
Ha! Well played…
Or the financial advisor he hired.
But if you pay him enough his financial problems are solved.
Plus you can ‘virtue signal’ at the same time, defying racism.
Win-Win.
I have been debating hiring him as a party planner for my next big bash…
I think he has the ‘party’ part down pretty well.
Probably not so much the ‘planning’ part of it.
Or your family planning counselor.
The NFL is the same thing as slavery remember?
Wish I saw this on Monday…..
Since signing his big contract, Jones has thrown more pick sixes than TDs to his own team.
It’s too soon, but Dabol could bench him and get fired by mid-season.
Greenard said that it got so bad on Sunday that he was starting to feel bad for Jones.
https://sports.yahoo.com/vikings-lb-says-team-felt-a-little-bad-for-daniel-jones-in-season-opening-pummeling-of-giants-233930745.html
Yep. Saw that story.
One of the stories on the news this morning was about how this speech came to be. It was not planned and the firefighter standing next to Dubya didn’t know who he was helping onto the firetruck. Where has the pride in our country gone? It feels like if something like this were to happen again, half of the country would say we deserved it.
‘half of the country would say we deserved it.’
On social media maybe, not the rest of the country.
social media is what people really think though.
They have very little interaction with a real human, so they are free to post garbage with no consequence.
A news outlet posted/joked about people dying at the Trump assassination attempt.
It’s like driving. People are just so inconsiderate driving because there is no human consequence. Butting in line at Walmart, there would be a real human consequence. Not so with driving or social media.
Probably just me though.
‘social media is what people really think though’
It is what a vocal minority think.
The great deal don’t have anything to do with social media, most of the others might read some of it (like me) but don’t participate.
It just amplify’s what those radicals on both sides of any argument has to say.
Social media gave screechy morons a voice, and they are still high on the power it has given them.
Amen brother.
The life of a kicker……
https://twitter.com/TesslerSports/status/1833616880667361295
Now THERE’S a good example of a wasted PS roster spot.
Brandel played well to.
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.
3 out of 5.
I just assume Bradbury doesn’t count at this point.
He is the ‘center of it all’ literally and figuratively, the linchpin, the pivot.
He might be good at calling protections, decent at the run game but not enough ‘lead in his pocket’ for the passing game.
I think an experienced Vet would be a better replacement than an athletic rookie. Although I admit I was hoping for Zach Frazier out of WV in the draft, but he was going 2nd round and we went with 2 1st rd studs, which I’m ok with.
Yep. All he does is hike the ball.
He is MIA when it counts.
He does hike really well tho
Did he figure out his swass problem?
2 rolls of Brawny.
hey bow….
first!!!!!
Nicely done!
NOPE – Beaten this time by Wrenage – he’s much taller so he gets here faster.
freezey dum dum x2…
9-11
Always remember.
They were telling stories on the news this morning while I drove to work and they seemed to hit a little harder than usual. We really need to get back to the country of September 12, 2001. How did we get so far from it?
I was thinking of how hard it would be to be the CIC. Imagine after the first plane hit you have fairly credible source that Saudi pilots are commandeering commercial flights with the aim of suicide attacks on US landmarks. Now you have to decide whether any of the 100’s of planes in the air need to be shot down if they are not responding to the tower…knowing you might take down a plane that might just have a bad radio or a plane that has been successfully taken back by the passengers who have no idea how to work the radio.
Yeah, no wonder presidents age 5X as fast as a normal person during those 4 years.
amen to this. isn’t it crazy?
Yeah. I don’t know that we can ever get that again. It wasn’t that long ago that something like an attempted presidential assassination would have brought people together. As it is with the Vikings, I am hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst.
In addition to civilians, i believe 343 firefighters died.
We’re not going to be pawns….Let’s roll.
Man……that still hurts.
First!
First auto rec