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VIKINGS NEWS – The Vikings gave Harrison Phillips a contract extension yesterday, keeping him under contract with Minnesota through the 2026 season.

The Vikings moved up some of the Power Rankings, but are still viewed around 20ish. A solid game against the 9ers this weekend will likely garner a little more attention than beating the Giants.

NFL News – It sounds like there’s a good chance McCaffrey will not play this weekend.

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Gone fishin'
Admin
11 September 2024 9:30 pm

I have tomorrow’s thread scheduled. Been a crazy few days, trying to finish up a contracting job whilst also doing my normal inspection route. Also coaching football & other stuff, been a bit hectic.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 8:48 pm

Took the Twinkies 6 pitchers but they managed to hang on for a 6-4 win.
Ump even took a grand slam away from Royce but they managed.

2 good starting pitchers and 3 scrubs, they are trying to limp to the playoffs.
If they can get there and get Ryan back they might make some noise.

Hope for the best but expect the worst, again.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 September 2024 7:38 pm

Thanks bow!

We’re starting the draft for our fantasy league at 8 o’clock.

sorry, it’s been a crazy couple days.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2024 6:47 pm

Interesting…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2024 6:56 pm

Doubt Coach Flo is going to continue to run the exact same scheme against the 49ers that he did with the NYG.

KFEY93
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:08 pm

This ^ if you have most of the pieces you want in your defense you scheme each offense you face differently. Attack their weaknesses, and dont ignore their strengths. We need to score first, and put the pressure on Brock, dont let them get the run game going.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2024 5:37 pm

Injury reort today:

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2024 6:47 pm

Don’t expect any JA this week at this point.
AVG would be a nice addition, more defenders to rotate in and try to slow down that 49er tide of a running attack.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
12 September 2024 9:06 am

All right, I will take the low hanging fruit….

Is Garrett hurt or is the report just stating the obvious?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:39 pm

Looks a little like a Maga hat.
Can’t quite make out the lettering on it.
Doubt FJB could either.
You would think his ‘handlers’ could though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:48 pm

The animation looks fake… but if true, HILARIOUS and not surprising.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:53 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 2:57 pm

LOL. Must be the ray bans.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:58 pm

looks completely fake

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 3:11 pm

yup

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 4:45 pm

I don’t know DE, still looks photoshopped to me. Still hilarious, and at the same time sad. This is the President of the United States.

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2024 2:14 pm

Didn’t know the Purple installed new turf this spring. Some speculation JJ’s injury might have something to do with it. Real grass would be nice but prob not possible for other events.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:18 pm

Have not heard of that. Sprinklers have to be installed. They have a sun roof, doubt it will ever happen.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:25 pm

Typically what they do with that is install temporary real grass over the top of the artificial turf and then remove it.

Arizona has a retractable roof.
Can’t have that in Minnesota when it doesn’t get much above 50 from October onward.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2024 2:28 pm

Personally, I don’t buy the “turf” excuse when a player gets hurt.
Plenty of players get hurt when playing on real grass.

Our society is so into “blaming” something.
Football is a physical contact sport.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 2:34 pm

True, guessing the most dangerous thing with turf a cleat is planted and gets hit akwardly. With grass it has a chance to give.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2024 3:48 pm

Yep. I remember in the 80’s artificial turf was called dangerous until the new and improved turf. That was good until about 2015, and now the turf is causing all of these injuries.

They just move the goalposts IMO.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 2:37 pm

Victimhood is a career now days.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 2:42 pm

It is very physical……but there have been numerous injuries that have occurred without any contact.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2024 2:54 pm

True.
And I’d say on both real grass and turf.

JacksonVike
11 September 2024 12:54 pm

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2024 1:06 pm

I for one am shocked there hasn’t been a dance or song written called “The Trump Hump” lol

HUNViking
11 September 2024 12:46 pm

Happy Hump Day!

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:16 pm

Achilles tendonitis can lead to rupture!!!

My gawd, give this guy a Nobel prize.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:22 pm

Not sure if Sarcasm.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 2:26 pm

The association has only been known since antiquity, like BC.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:34 pm

Thanks.
Now I feel more ignorant than usual given it has been known for more than 2k years.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:32 pm

Ruptured my achille’s while being tx’d for achille’s tendonitis so it must be true. Doubt stepping in a badger hole and forcefully dorsiflexing my foot while wearing a 15# backpack and carring a 9# rifle had anything to do with it.

I hate badgers.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
11 September 2024 2:45 pm

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2024 2:54 pm

^ bastard is taunting me

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
11 September 2024 2:59 pm

Honey Badger don’t care, they are kinda cute though

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 3:47 pm

F those badgers

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2024 8:24 pm

YUUUUUUUUUUP

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:41 pm

and this is the bullet i dodge twice a week when i play basketball….with achilles tendonitis…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 2:44 pm

Live look at you playing basketball

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2024 2:45 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 2:57 pm

You’re probably more like the guy that takes his shirt off

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2024 3:06 pm

thats on of the grossest/funniest scenes there are

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 3:30 pm

Reminds me of my senior year of HS wrestling.
A former teammate came back from collage and wanted to work with us.
He got me in a headlock but I was turned so my face was in his sweaty armpit.
I was quite motivated to get out of the hold but it took a minute as he was a college wrestler while I was still in HS.
Yuk, now I have PTSD over it.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 2:47 pm

This was a consideration when I got to the prison.
There was a group of guys who played racquetball and wanted me to join them.
It had been years since I played, my weight/fitness was no where near the same level, not to mention my flexability.
Scheduling was also an issue as I lived almost an hour from the prison and they lived and played an hour on the other side.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 3:12 pm

Glad he’s not playing but his backup, Mason, is no slouch.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2024 3:20 pm

i would take Mason over CMC 10000000000/10000000000 times

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 3:23 pm

McC can run, block and catch. Either way Purple have work cut out.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:46 pm

I was surprised when he came to MN so quickly, I thought it had to be revenge with our suspect interior, no way does he think this OL will help him succeed. I didn’t realize just how important bouncing plays was apart of his game and with our two bookend very good tackles… makes sense. Hope all 3 can stay healthy!

Edgecrusher71
11 September 2024 12:38 pm

😘

1000023419
Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 September 2024 1:55 pm

I read an article by a guy who went around and ate things like cats and dogs in other countries. I seem to remember he wasn’t that fond of cat.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2024 2:17 pm

I watched a video once of a live caged dog being roasted while it was still kicking for human consumption. Really wish I hadn’t seen that…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:23 pm

In Korea families would have dog for their ‘thanksgiving’ meal, next day get a new dog, raise it for a year, rinse and repeat.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 2:27 pm

I assume they don’t keep the dog in the home, teach it tricks, take it for walks, to the vet, to doggy day care, swimming holes, bird hunting, etc etc etc

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 2:33 pm

No but they do keep it outside to play guard dog.

The transition from all the barking while running thru neighborhoods to silence the day after ‘Chuseok’ is pretty stark.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 2:49 pm

I would absolutely try dog… sorry not sorry.

Northwoods
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 2:50 pm

I was stationed at Osan. There was a dog farm just outside the fence.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2024 2:53 pm

Ran a 20k around that airfield once.
We had a transportation company stationed there so we visited (aka inspected) there occasionally.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2024 2:25 pm

I have eaten mountain lion (never killed one, someone gave it to me) I thought it was good.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:31 pm

I thought all non standard meats taste like chicken?

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 2:34 pm

“Only if one cooks it right”

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:33 pm

Very similar

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2024 2:49 pm

Elders on the reservation would joke about puppy soup… I think it’s a real thing.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 11:56 am

The Idiots just won’t stop.
Now we need to trade for Zach Wilson??

https://fansided.com/posts/vikings-broncos-trade-reclamation-project-back-up-sam-darnold

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 12:01 pm

Totally idiotic.
Sign him as a free agent? Ok. Maybe.
Trade for him…..

KFEY93
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 12:01 pm

Fuckin no lol…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 12:38 pm

Click. Bait.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 11:53 am
SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 11:18 am

I would be shocked, shocked I say!

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 11:21 am

I see ppb’s love interest has endorsed the Harris/Walz ticket, ending my weeks of endless speculation.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 11:26 am

After seeing the reaction with Ms Mahomes I doubt very many Swifty’s are Trump fan to being with.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 12:09 pm

That “endorsement” was a total financial one IMO.

She couldn’t risk losing her billion dollar net worth.
She might lose some via taxes, but she would lose way more in record/sales if she truly wanted orangeman to win.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 12:12 pm

‘if she truly admitted she wanted orangeman to win’

FIFY

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 11:24 am

Sounds about right.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 11:37 am

This is perfect.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 11:38 am
Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:40 pm

Hahaha! That’s funny

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:11 pm

While plausible, I’m not sure she would be able to pull it off.
She can’t even focus on answering a question in front of her with notes, let alone listening to someone giving her cues while talking.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 12:15 pm

I agree with this. Then again, when trained enough, even Biden could follow cues from various media.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 12:18 pm

I suspect they would send her messages while the Donald is talking so she can use her ‘rebuttal time’ more effectively.

Again, didn’t watch but that is how I imagine it working out. This would have replaced the ‘notes’ that she was not allowed to use.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 12:20 pm

Maybe why she was supposedly making faces.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 12:41 pm

Right, if either could pull that off I’d just be impressed

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:24 pm

Regardless of this, there is a 100% chance she got the questions beforehand. And likely the order too.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
11 September 2024 12:25 pm

Correct.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRo_42
11 September 2024 12:25 pm

Of course.
They do have ‘priors’ after all.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:34 pm

Well if it wasn’t specifically prohibited in the rules then they are ‘allie allie oxen free’.
Fake News won’t cover the story unless it becomes a ‘big deal’ and then they would just call it a ‘nothing burger’.

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 12:38 pm

Both sides – Smartest man in the room

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 12:28 pm

Even if they didn’t have “priors”, anyone with half a brain could surmise they would do it without hesitation.

NoDakRube
11 September 2024 11:05 am

Someone needs to start a Go Fund Me page for Adrian Peterson….He is obviously a victim of systemic racism….

Seriously, this is so sad..

Vikings Legend Adrian Peterson Forced to Fork Over Millions in Assets to Pay Off Massive Debt (msn.com)

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2024 11:41 am

My take home advice is don’t hire Adrian Peterson to be your financial advisor.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 11:43 am

Solid, Solid advice…Although I think right now he would be up for any job to make some money…maybe he should start a day care?

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2024 11:44 am

That’d be a nice switch for him…

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 11:50 am

Ha! Well played…

JacksonVike
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 12:48 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 11:44 am

But if you pay him enough his financial problems are solved.
Plus you can ‘virtue signal’ at the same time, defying racism.

Win-Win.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 11:46 am

I have been debating hiring him as a party planner for my next big bash…

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 12:00 pm

I think he has the ‘party’ part down pretty well.
Probably not so much the ‘planning’ part of it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 1:07 pm

Or your family planning counselor.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2024 12:42 pm

The NFL is the same thing as slavery remember?

DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:37 am

Wish I saw this on Monday…..

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 10:45 am

It’s too soon, but Dabol could bench him and get fired by mid-season.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:40 am

Greenard said that it got so bad on Sunday that he was starting to feel bad for Jones.

https://sports.yahoo.com/vikings-lb-says-team-felt-a-little-bad-for-daniel-jones-in-season-opening-pummeling-of-giants-233930745.html

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:44 am

Yep. Saw that story.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 10:38 am

half of the country would say we deserved it.’

On social media maybe, not the rest of the country.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:43 am

social media is what people really think though.
They have very little interaction with a real human, so they are free to post garbage with no consequence.

A news outlet posted/joked about people dying at the Trump assassination attempt.

It’s like driving. People are just so inconsiderate driving because there is no human consequence. Butting in line at Walmart, there would be a real human consequence. Not so with driving or social media.

Probably just me though.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:48 am

social media is what people really think though’

It is what a vocal minority think.
The great deal don’t have anything to do with social media, most of the others might read some of it (like me) but don’t participate.
It just amplify’s what those radicals on both sides of any argument has to say.

Wrenage
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:58 am

Social media gave screechy morons a voice, and they are still high on the power it has given them.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2024 11:00 am

Amen brother.

DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:20 am
Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 1:04 pm

Now THERE’S a good example of a wasted PS roster spot.

DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:14 am

Brandel played well to.
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:15 am

3 out of 5.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:21 am

I just assume Bradbury doesn’t count at this point.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 10:33 am

He is the ‘center of it all’ literally and figuratively, the linchpin, the pivot.

He might be good at calling protections, decent at the run game but not enough ‘lead in his pocket’ for the passing game.

I think an experienced Vet would be a better replacement than an athletic rookie. Although I admit I was hoping for Zach Frazier out of WV in the draft, but he was going 2nd round and we went with 2 1st rd studs, which I’m ok with.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 September 2024 10:48 am

Yep. All he does is hike the ball.
He is MIA when it counts.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2024 11:26 am

He does hike really well tho

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 1:07 pm

2 rolls of Brawny.

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freezeyface
11 September 2024 10:08 am

hey bow….

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freezeyface
11 September 2024 10:07 am

first!!!!!

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 10:08 am

Nicely done!

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 10:10 am

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2024 12:40 pm

NOPE – Beaten this time by Wrenage – he’s much taller so he gets here faster.

freezey dum dum x2…

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2024 12:58 pm

FloridaSKOL
11 September 2024 9:58 am

9-11

Always remember.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 10:07 am

I was thinking of how hard it would be to be the CIC. Imagine after the first plane hit you have fairly credible source that Saudi pilots are commandeering commercial flights with the aim of suicide attacks on US landmarks. Now you have to decide whether any of the 100’s of planes in the air need to be shot down if they are not responding to the tower…knowing you might take down a plane that might just have a bad radio or a plane that has been successfully taken back by the passengers who have no idea how to work the radio.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  MT Viking
11 September 2024 10:15 am

Yeah, no wonder presidents age 5X as fast as a normal person during those 4 years.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 10:08 am

amen to this. isn’t it crazy?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2024 10:48 am

In addition to civilians, i believe 343 firefighters died.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2024 2:47 pm

Man……that still hurts.

Wrenage
11 September 2024 9:57 am

First!

HUNViking
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2024 12:37 pm

First auto rec

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