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Vikings Discussion and Random Thoughts
Not a whole lot of NFL news out there, just the usual clickbait and fabricated storylines. The draft is two and a half weeks away, and it can’t get here soon enough. After the draft, it won’t be long until minicamps and OTAs, and REAL football news to talk about.
Vikings News
The Vikings released CB Nashon White, per MSN. Nashon White was the guy that the Vikings got from the Cowboys last year in the Andrew Booth Jr. trade.
From Vikings.com, the Vikings held a jamboree to help kick off the new women’s flag football league.
ESPN reviews a list of the Minnesota Vikings 2025 draft picks by round.
NFL News
From NBC Sports, the Seahawks floated an offer to Geno Smith prior to trading him, and Smith didn’t even bother countering the offer.
Yahoo Sports takes a look at the full first round of the 2025 NFL Draft. They also have a list of all 2025 home and away games for all 32 NFL teams.
This happened a couple days ago, but I missed it until now. Julio Jones announced his retirement from the NFL, per Yahoo Sports. Jones played 13 seasons and was one of the best wide receivers in the NFL during his prime.
Media Selection
I saw some discussion about this yesterday, interesting stuff.
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Read Canada is seeing a uptick in asylum (not you clowns) seekers because of Trumps end of protected status. Wonder if we have to pay a tariff?
We need some football talk, world is going bonkers.
I still blame Ponder.
I might have shared this one already, but it makes me chuckle.
How i feel about adults, men or women that are still THAT into Harry Potter. Hell, Marvel movies too, these are things for children, enjoying it with your children is one thing but if you dont have any, wtf are you doing? Do adult things. Also #breakfastcerealisforchildren
I watch Harry Potter almost every night.
And reruns of Netflix’s QB – only the episodes with Kirk in it though 😘
That is pretty funny though….
Stocks moving down faster than Sally Rottencrotch’s panties.
Oh No!!
The world is on fire again.
Panic to your hearts content.
Nothing you can do about it, doesnt make sense to stare at it 24/7
When I was much younger the market moved up and down with economic news. Good numbers, the market goes up and vice versa. Now the market is driven to a large extent by the market vigilantes ( the big hedge fund guys) and they loathe volatility, even volatility that may well yield positive results.
If you are going to do something stupid, you might as well go all in. There are so many things wrong with Trump’s Tariff plan I don’t even know where to start. I am in favor of free trade and removing trade barriers, I naively believed that was what Trump was aiming for…..I was wrong.
Really? Trump’s tariffs plan has already brought $3.7T in new business into the country, and pretty much every country is calling to negotiate a new trade deal.
What’s bad about that?
Some CEOs that supported his election aren’t digging the tariff scheme.
They only care about the money they can make in their arena. They don’t like losing business temporarily or permanently. They are not worried about the country, or the citizens of the country. They care about their bottom line and profit margins. When the tariffs start taking hold, and our ability to export goods EXPLODES around the globe, I think they’ll change their tunes.
BTW I predict the stock market will go up soon, and the DOW will blow by the 50K mark.
^ Agree with that first paragraph 100%.
There are mant companies that are sort of assembliers an d bring the parts in from overseas. These companies are going to be hurt in the short run. And then they need to think about some lolnger term alternatives.
How is it free trade if other countries can impose Tarif’s and we dont? We can drop barriers when others do so as well.
He is using “trade deficit” as synonymous with trade barriers and Tariffs. Any economist worth his (or her) salt will tell you just because you have a trade deficit with a country doesn’t mean you are being cheated.
Let’s say the country of NoDak only makes ice cream and the country of KFEY only makes vegetables. KFEY likes ice cream but NoDak doesn’t like vegetables…there will grow to be a very large trade deficit in NoDak’s favor, but that doesn’t mean KFEY is being cheated in any way. I honestly don’t know if Trump understands that.
In the areas where there are actually trade barriers and tariffs placed on American goods of course we should place tariffs on incoming goods from those countries.
OK this is called muddying the waters. The point remains, why do we “subsidize” other countries by allowing them to tariff our goods (or not allow them at all) while letting them export their goods to us unencumbered. Millions of jobs have left this country, and 90,000 of our factories are now in other countries. Why? So companies can sell their “American” goods in the USA without Tariffs, while avoiding the Tariffs in the countries they moved to.
Trump has flipped the switch now and companies are coming back home.
I agree. I have a graduate degree in math, and I have taken several economics classes. They should compare tarrif percentage, not total trade deficit.
As as example, say we import 100 million dollars of stuff from a country and there is a 10% tarrif, we would have paid 10 million. But if we sell only 50 million and have an equal tarrif (10%), then we would have paid 5 million. In my head, that is an equal tarrif (10%) even though there is a trade deficit (100 mil compared to 50 mil).
that being said, I believe we charge a lower tarrif to our trade partners than they charge us. That should change
Trump just said that since his tariffs went into effect we’re making $2B a day. Multiply that times 365 days… so far his plan is working perfectly.
And are you taking everything he says at face value? I voted for the guy but I definitely don’t.
If it wasn’t true the fact checkers out there would be hitting their keyboards like mad right?
So yes, I take a lot of what he says for rote. Does he exaggerate at times? Definitely. Greatest this ever, greatest that ever, etc.
But Trump is talking to the press every single day. If he was mistating reality, there would be data to contradict him. Right?
There should be data to reference I’d imagine. Aside from his lips to our ears.
The tariffs aren’t meant to be long term, almost definitely. They are just a tool to get everybody to the table. I think it’s actually illegal to buy US eggs in Germany, and that is also why you can’t buy a Toyota Hilux in the US. Total bonkers.
Interesting. I guess I have no strong qualm one way or the other. Im 32. My 401K means jack to me at this point in time, and this too, like everything else, will pass. Im just curious why some folks feel the way they do.
Your 401K is going to skyrocket under Trump. You may be able to retire earlier than you think.
I’ll be honest I haven’t even looked at it in 6 months-ish. I converted it over to a Roth about a year ago, so, happy with that move.
Great move. But it’s not immune to the market crashing.
So it sounds like you are taking issue with the nuances of how Trump is vocalizing and enacting the Tariffs over them overall being implemented in general. Im understanding you now.
But that’s the idea of free markets and a global economy, Without tariffs, products will be manufactured where appropriate economically. Low skill, cheap labor products like shirts will still probably be manufactured in Viet Nam – as they should be. And all consumers, including Americans, will pay less for shirts.
But it’s impossible to establish a true market with all these countries using tariffs to protect their products.
Removing tariffs on other countries won’t make them remove their tariffs on US products. That’s his end goal.
Buy, buy, buy!
The Ref who somehow managed to miss the facemark penalty in the end zone while looking right at it has been demoted and won’t a head referee in 2025.
https://thevikingage.com/nfl-gives-minnesota-vikings-early-christmas-gift-referee-news
my shocked face
I actually am surprised they did anything. Even better is that they expanded booth review, but will not allow flags to be thrown from the booth that were not thrown on the field so that would still not be a penalty.
NFL has unreviewable plays. One is personal fouls (blatant facemask in this case). They try to balance the flow of a game. Think in that case a coach should have a right to throw a flag.
They expanded the ability of the sky judge to be able to call down and fix a call at the owner’s meeting a couple weeks ago. They will not allow the sky judge/NY to throw a flag though still, no matter how blatant.
I agree with this! ^^^
Hell yah!
Kirk Cousins Prances into Vikings Rumor Mill
Now Kwesi cleaning up the cap situation makes more sense! He’s making room for Cousins!
Here is the only trade scenario I would accept.
We take Cousins and the ATL #3 pick and ATL eats all but $20 mil of his salary
In return, we give up a #7.
Or something along those lines.
‘In return, we give up a #7′
Well we don’t have the #7 pick or a 7th round pick.
Perhaps you mean a 2026 7th round pick? I would be ok with that if they ate more of salary, don’t think he is worth $20M to us.
Way too much.
Kirko gets $37.5 million this year.
Atlanta eats $27.5 million, and I’d consider the possibility.
Cousins isn’t coming back to Minnesota…
I agree 100%.
Just expressing my own view as to what I would consider.
Just wondering.
Has he texted you his next favorite place to retire yet?
Oh snark… so surprised…
About as “possible” as Waaron signing here IMHO. Kirk is looking for a starting gig with as much guaranteed money as possible. We aren’t that for him. Atlanta is looking to get as much as they can for Kirk and we won’t be the highest bidder.
Plus with his NTC they have to find him someplace he is willing to go in order to trade him.
He will either going to be a overpaid backup or cut, IMHO.
Yep yep.
Boom, posted my thoughts exactly. Also this is just rumor mill click bait.
Exactly.
Vikings aren’t giving up much and Kirko is always about
retiring with his next favorite teamgetting paid.IMO, Kirko won’t accept any trade unless the new team gives him another year of guaranteed money.
Laughing… this is clearly the dumbest call I’ve ever seen.
Diana Russini exists.
Laughing… not my “go to” football expert…
‘clearly the dumbest call I’ve ever seen’
That is quite the high bar considering the things that are said around here.
True…
There’s a possible scenario, but not this one.
Suppose the season starts an d Cousins is riding the pine in Atlanta. And here JJ starts and either gets hurt or just is flat out playing poorly. We have a SB ready roster and can’t give away too many games given our division.
Cousins could fly in on a Wednesday and start on Sunday given his knowledge of the system.
I think KAM would gnaw his right thumb off before he signed Cousins.
When (if) one is faced with desperation and unpleasant consequences, even the most unyielding person bends.
I think Kwesi would relish the opportunity to sign Kirko to a low cost, short-term contract.
He could start, but he ain’t gonna win bunk.
If he would come back under the circumstances presented with our roster, and he’s fully recovered, I’d bet even money we win the division.
I’d take that bet, but luckily…hopefully it doesn’t happen and I wont have to take some green backs off yuh 😉
Maybe a bottle of fine wine, if the time should come.
The Richard Allen phone confessions and interrogations videos are coming out.
Pretty sure they got the right guy.
Who? The Delphi Guy??
Correct.
Yesterday, state run media was quoting BILLIONAIRES about terrible Trumps tariffs are.
Today, state run media will complain that billionaires are getting rich off of Trump.
That tracks
You have a picture of Addison for today.
Did he get pulled over again?
Winning the day.
Up at 5:00 am. Rowed for 30 MN. Lifted weights (light. old man things)
Steak and eggs for breakfast.
Do you think if you identified as a trans woman you could make the Olympic Women’s sculling or sweep rowing teams?
No. The real women that are training for the Olympics are way too good.
@I dunno about that, have you ever watched how women struggle with backing into a parking spot or parallel parking?@
My wife ALWAYS turns into a parking spot and leaves the wheels cranked to one side and not straightened out.
Drives me crazy.
Did she live on a hill when she was growing up?
Good point!
Town I took my driving test in had no hills. At the end of the test, back at the DMV, tester had me pretend that I was parking up hill, which would be easy, except he had me do it in a circular turnaround at the end of the parking lot. I’ll always remember how hard it was to get close enough to the curb in a narrow radius turnaround to be able to bump the front tire up against the curb without scraping the curb getting that close. My life could have turned in that moment, fail the test end up homeless addicted to crack and giving BJs behind the 7-11.
So BJs are cheaper than HJs? Was he the ‘Sex Worker’ or is he the pimp??
And what the heck is a ZJ?
Such an awesome scene and an awesome movie. 😂 Beerfest infinity rec!
That’s not Super Troopers though.
I mean Super Troopers is a great movie, but this is Beerfest.
Yeah I know.
Yeah I got excited but did an edit right after I hit post. Idiot!
I’m the idiot. Not you, Bow.
No worries, I hadn’t refreshed so I was still seeing your original comment. I have changed computers now so now I look like an idiot replying to your comment about Beerfest.
lol!😂
‘giving BJs behind the 7-11′
Not something I would have considered but you do you.
Crack is expensive! Especially with these reciprocal tariffs.
There is a Tariff on Crack?
That will make imported Crack way expensive.
What about the Crack that local sex workers grew in Merica? Seems like they would get more work that way.
Plumbers are going to get expensive if that’s the case.
Laughing… Now THAT’s funny Bow…
Tell us all where that 7-11 is at, so we can all avoid it…on an hourly schedule, if possible.
Read a story about a guy who saw a T-Shirt down south of the border that said ‘I don’t give BJs because I am gay but because $20 is $20.’
The guy’s a self-starter!
Here ya go, right in the heart of Wainwright, put a pin on it. If you squint (the original image is larger on my screen) you can see that little turnaround at top centre.
LOL….
Delaware.
There are no hills here.
Flat as pancake.
No. I do row enough that my two coworkers that are 32-34 cannot keep up with my times. They both do crazy shit like Triathlons and trail running and ultra marathons. But I am taller, and pretty much row every day.
My best time for 1000 meters is 3:20. I think I could do it faster, but I felt like I was dying for 10 mn after that row.
Damn, thats impressive. My cardio is ass and im 5’9. I wonder what my time for 1000 meters would….a new CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED!
Breaking in new shoes, they left me with a knot near my toes at the bottom of my right foot. Hopefully the old shoes will allow me to power walk today otherwise I might have to resort to the Bike Machine or Rower.
Not that anyone particularly cares, but my rib pain has subsided to a more of an annoyance level. I even sneezed just as I was laying down in bed – a week ago that would have been (at least in my mind) a childbirth worthy level of pain, last night I just had more of the finger caught in a car door momentary pain.
Took me 6 weeks to feel better after cracking two ribs. And I was much younger.
Laughing, sneezing, coughing, all hurt. Sorry.
Jesus? (Easter is coming soon)
I care.
What happened? I must have missed it.
He fell while climbing across a fence if I recall correctly.
Could be worse. My neighbor recently dropped a gun safe on his leg trying to load it in a pickup. Severed his patellar tendon.
Ouch!!
Worse that my ‘dropped a glass plate on my bare foot while moving a microwave for The Teacher’ story.
Well the story is more macho but the result is more long term pain.
Ouch
Oh man. I wish I had a “MMA tourney” or “bull fighting” macho story to tell…we have a four wire fence surrounding our compound, surrounded by our pasture. I set up a couple of pallets on each side of the fence at a logical crossing spot furthest away from our gates and cattle guard, climb over the fence there every morning when I walk the dogs. Done it a thousand times. 10 days ago I swung my leg over the top wire, caught my shoe on a barb, was over balanced and swung over and landed awkwardly on my left side on the edge of the pallets. Knocked the wind out of me. By the end of the walk I was starting to curl up from the pain, knew I couldn’t mask it from my wife, so told her what happened. I told her if this isn’t what fractured ribs feel like then I’m not sure how much worse that would feel. Ran into the department and had them take some x-rays. Mildly displaced fractures of 5 and 6.
Funnily enough I was limping around the yard rest of the day, my wife said did you know your pants are torn to shreds…the rib pain was so bad I had no idea I had torn one of my favorite pairs of waxed front hunting pants from the knee to the groin in the back, with an associated 9 inch long gash about 1/4 inch deep. Rib pain>>>>>superficial barbed wire gash.
Pain was so bad that night I had to take not only two ibuprofen but additionally two acetaminophen, gasp. Still slept like shit.
‘Ran into the department and had them take some x-rays. Mildly displaced fractures of 5 and 6′
Why you running with displaced ribs? Was a pack of Dire Wolves chasing you??
Haha
Ouch. That had to sting. Glad it wasn’t worse. Falling seems to get easier every year. I used to wonder how old people could falls so much. It is starting to make sense!
My Mom has broken her hip and leg falling. She does water aerobics even into her 90s.
It reminds me to work on my core/balance and pay attention to situations which could result in a fall.
The take home message, boys, is that you should never never never brag about being such a chiseled and healthy specimen.
After years of never saying it out loud (I may have typed it on here a time or two), the week before I fell I was visiting with the ladies in the department and made the impromptu announcement that I have never had a single imaging study with the exception of dental x-rays.
Foreshadowing is a bitch.
If you’re crossing that spot daily, you should put in a gate. If you don’t want a gate to have to open, do a double turn/three fence thing like they do on Forest Service trails sometimes.
Rec for Logic.
Stahp being logical.
Funny, my wife said the same thing. That would be prudent.
Now I have to build and install a gate. Projects never end in the country.
I don’t wish that pain on anybody.
Ok, on 2nd thought I can think of a few people I could wish that pain on. Mostly people who hurt kids.
Mostly??
People who hurt kids are ‘Most’ of the people on the list. There are a few others.
What’d the others do that lumped them in with child abusers?!
Woke politicians.
That’s the same thing though.
Not so fondly remember. sneezes after hernia surgery.
Dow up today, what will the Left find to melt down about now?
Market Summary
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It is Tuesday, so….
Kirk Sucks!!
I blame Ponder.
Too PHAT.
Bought a few shares of IVV at 497.02 yesterday…profit!…capital gains tax…sad
What’s the tariff on that?
One of those you had to be there MT anecdotes to follow.
My youngest granddaughter is just a peach, absolutely my favorite (she is 12). Her and her brother have a “fort” with walls and windows and pine branch roof down on the creek, saw they had a fire going a few weeks back. Their paternal grandfather was there with his jet stove, cooking up weenies and burgers. He was barking out orders to her like she was a maid. Next day I told her she needs to tell him not to act like she is his servant, that’s BS how he talks to her. She got pretty teary, said that he told her he was going to give her calf to (neighbor’s son – neighbor kept several of their cows over the winter). Asked her how the deal works, their granddad gave them each a cow, they keep or sell the offspring as they see fit, if they sell he gets a share of the sale price. Her cow had a cow, then another cow, the yearling had a cow, etc…so she has five (female) cows now, her brother has had boys so they get sold as steers. So I postulated, what will you do if you are 18 and this continues, you could have as many as say 15 cows, that is a lot of cows that need food and minerals and shots and AI’ing and assistance with birth etc etc and you are only here part time.
Long story short her dad talked to the neighbor, they agreed that in lieu of giving away one of her calves her granddad should pay them for keeping the cows over the winter. If he needs to sell cows to cover costs (keep in mind he lives like a pauper despite pension SS farm income etc) then sell cows. But don’t make promises you can’t keep.
So this past Saturday we are sitting outside visiting. Granddad comes up in the side by side, says “you need to come down and help me load up that calf for E____”. Her dad says time out, that is not going to happen. Granddad gets real quiet (his go to response) and I’m thinking oh f is he going to blow. He asks her well how am I going to pay for overwintering the cows, she says you made the decision you have to figure it out but you’re not giving away my calf…you can pay me for the calf if you want.
After a long uncomfortable pause he said, I’m going to tariff you. They will be big beautiful tariffs, and I will win.
TLDR
But if you cut down on details that I didn’t understand it was a good ending.
Knowing all the parties involved here, I can picture this in my head. Almost made me fall out of my chair trying not to laugh out loud at work.
Oh man, my grandson does a pretty darn good imitation of “B”, lower jaw jutting out, grinding his teeth.
From the story in the ‘Mythical Words Up Top’.
Experts claim that they are not Dire Wolfs but genetically modified Gray Wolfs. More of a Hybrid than either of them.
Always thought Game of Thrones didn’t spend enough talking about the Dire Wolfs that the Starts had. Of course I only read the books that were published maybe the shows had them as a bigger part of the story line.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/experts-dispute-claims-dire-wolf-115520223.html
I think it could lead to pure bred Dire Wolves. They used a grey wolf mother to grow the pups…so unless they find a way to grow them in a lab they wouldn’t be 100% pure genetically.
I thought they injected Dire Wolf DNA into the Gray Wolf eggs then put em back into her womb so she is just a surrogate.
Ahhh nope, you’re right. My misunderstanding
The mother provided no DNA. The DNA was created in a lab. They used grey wolf as the starter and then spliced in the sections of Dire wolf DNA that are different from DNA they collected from a tooth and a skull.
The DNA strand was then inserted into a denucleated cell and transplanted into the surrogate mother. All she did was act as an incubator.
That’s kinda what I thought (with moar details).
The embryos were implanted into a regular dog per the article.
Sooo then cant they do the same with one of these pups when older (and if female) and that would make it 100% Dire wolf from start to finish?
Not really. The argument is that the DNA is not 100% dire wolf. They filled in and replaced some gaps the best they could, but they can’t actually replicate the DNA completely so where they don’t know what is supposed to be there, they just use gray wolf DNA. These “dire wolves” are very close to dire wolves (or at least have very dire wolf like traits such as large and white), but there is and will always be grey wolf traits.
I would think that they might have full tasmanian tiger DNA since they only went extinct a couple of decades ago (not at all if you ask some people). That would be neat to bring back if that is the case. They are trying to do something similar with woolly mammoths and will use elephant DNA as the base and to fill in gaps. It might be a little different if they can find some mostly intact cells/DNA in the frozen woolly mammoth. I heard they have made a woolly mouse so far.
I’m interested to see if there are any unintended side effects on the wolves though. It doesn’t take much and there are genes that are linked together that you wouldn’t expect. For example, if these are anything like tundra foxes, I bet they’re really aggressive. I think it was russians tried raising tundra foxes for their fur once upon a time. They tried breeding only the calmer and tamer ones. They ended up with tamer foxes, but they ended up not having white coats anymore.
I thought I read they found mostly intact Mammoth DNA. But I’m rong a lot.
They found a frozen mammoth a few years back, but I’m sure there are still pieces missing. “Mostly intact” could be a long way from viable to replicate.
There’s that guy who has that bone yard up in Alaska on his property, JR has him on his podcast yearly. He claims they’ve found bones of multiple ice age animals with preserved flesh/muscle tissue. Including mammoth.
That makes more sense. They have some missing links in the DNA chain. These will be interesting to watch to see how they grow and what side affects are, disease, joint break down, life span, etc.
Slow morning. Got kiddo off to school, now figuring out which direction to go. Probably west, I have a lot of properties to the west. Try to make it a shorter day today, give me time to come home & do some work in the yard.
West is best…
Rec for Logic.
Headed out to my haircut. Talk at ya later…
AKA ‘Get your ears lowered’?
‘Til Tuesday for Tuesday…
Morning Wrenage… nice start to the day.
FTP
FJB
SKOL!
Howdy!
Hopefully, all is good in your territory.
Good day here. I like starting work early. Eight hours in by 1 p.m. and out.
Nice. Things here are going well. Masters week of course, so my wife is graciously allowing me to forego our normal Saturday frivolities and lounge on the couch and watch coverage. She is a good sport.
I used to enjoy watching golf, but it doesn’t fit my schedule currently. Some day I might get back into it.
The last golf I remember watching was the 1999 Ryder’s Cup when Justin Leonard was dropping 40 foot putts.
I wonder what happened to Leonard. I will have to look him up…
Man, now I got golf memories coming back.
I also remember watching Van De Velde’s meltdown live.
I didn’t see Ernie Els seven-putt from three feet though. I had stopped watching before that.
Van De Velde’s meltdown was epic. I also watched it live and couldn’t believe what he did. I was like, what? are you stupid? Take a penalty, knock the ball back into play, take your bogey and win the Championship.
Nope.
Of course he ended up in a tie, and lost in a playoff to Paul Lawry I think.
I looked it up, and I think Justin Leonard was in on that playoff, too.
Great Ryder Cup moment there, but I felt bad for José María Olazábal, who had a putt to halve the hole. The whole USA team rushed onto the green, creating a huge celebration/distraction. He had to wait, and wait while the Americans hugged each other and made a scene.
Yeah, that mugging wasn’t cool by the US team. I get they are excited, but mobbing the green when your opponent still hasn’t to play is cheap.
FAR!
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
FTP Auto Rec.
Hush hush…
That song still gives me chills (when I think of the lyrics).
I always used to think she sang, “Hush, hush, keep it down down, this is scary…”
I still kind of prefer it that way. It’s like…”what’s scary?!”
I love reading articles or watching videos about commonly misheard lyrics. 😂
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
Oh don’t go ’round tonight
It’s bound to take your life
There’s a bathroom on the right.