Happy humpday and welcome to Skoloholics. This week our favorite team will do their best to defeat the hapless Dolphins. It would be Vikingsesque to fall into this trap game. Hopefully we are not looking past the Phins and maybe just maybe we can have some sort of offense on Sunday. Initial injury reports should be out later today. I will post them once they are available, or I will wait until tomorrow. A quick reminder from Wrenage; get your picks in before tomorrow nights game. Hit us up in the comments, as we saw yesterday, that is where the action is.
Viking News –
Possibilities at the QB position
Apparently the Vikings signed Devin Neal from the *aints.
NFL News:
Apparently Jeruh is not happy, shocker
Giants relese OBJ, maybe we should scoop him up to go with whatever washed up QB we sign next year
Daily Media:
Freezy, you still here? I just saw your response from yesterday. Im still waiting for you to bring receipts for me talking about myself (aka the band) “all the time” and posting our songs? I think you are mixing up Edge and myself. I posted a link to one video last October. That is it. If you truly believe its more, go back in the daily threads, take screen shots, and prove me wrong. That or you are just master trolling and im taking the bait. Both? Both.
lol Steve Smith, and that’s him holding back you know he wanted to say more
https://x.com/BigDayESPN/status/2104639308376220020/video/1?s=46
Yet Murray looked like a chicken with it’s head cut off back there……..????????????
That’s cuz Murray is just guessing that somebody is coming. All he sees is the white pants and doesn’t know who’s who.
Riddle me this – how do they not allow a QB hit, yet allowed 2 sacks?
Ws wondering that too. And I guess pressures aren’t a big deal either.
A QB hit stat is when the QB is hit after throwing the ball. So yes the two have allowed two sacks. But, they did not allow there defender to hit the QB after the throw. Seems like an odd flex when they have given up two sacks.
Well. That’s just silly.
If they didn’t separate them you would be counting a sack twice.
Are TFLs taken out of a players total number of tackles?
I believe so.
Giants’ TE Isaiah Likely not giving up his jersey number.
JJM will wear #18, so he will be twice as good as when he was a Viking.
Well… to be in 18th place is twice as bad as 9th place so I think he’s going to be twice as bad! Is he going to change his name to “Eighteen,” if he does he’ll be getting lots of DMs from creepy dudes.
LOL
There’s the silver lining!
NFL.com for you MT….
Nice summary of the catastrophic misses, like the swiss cheese model of process failure, that the Vikings pulled off.
One of the picks the Vikings received in the trades that eventually led to JJ was used on Will, so there’s that.
This implies that McFragile actually asked a player to give up his number?
Is McFragile this entitled to think this way????
He out to be thankful that a team is giving him a second chance, let alone having the chutzpah of thinking he deserves NINE.
LOL… can you imagine that conversation?
JJM – “Hey Isaiah, what do you need to give up #9?”
IL – “Who are you?”
It could have been a reporter asking Likely, just to stir some shit
Or he’ll suck twice as much
Made me giggle 🤣
After Sloter, nothing the Vikings do with the QB position surprises me anymore.
SLOTERGOAT!
Neal looks like he can catch, perhaps a fill in temu version of Aaron Jones for the time being?
What does “temu version” mean? I’m trying to stay relevant in my old age.
You know that aisle in stores with “as seen on TV” products for sale?
That aisle would be an improvement over the Temu stuff.
Anyone old enough to remember when comic books had ads for all sorts of cool products?
I always wanted the XRay Specs, and the sea monkeys.
So, true story, my parents let me order stuff once from one of these ads. Maybe they wanted to teach me a lesson? I was 8 or so, we were living in Germany, and I remember going to the bank to have them give me a money order from my savings account to send to the company in the mail along with my order. Incredibly enough, the company was generous enough to send me the order, with a small amount of cash due COD, for the extra postage required to ship to our base.
I ordered a battery powered hovercraft, a battery powered submarine, and some magic crystals that formed colorful stalactites in water.
All three worked as advertised. The submarine eventually leaked water and died. The hover craft still functioned last time I was home helping throw out stuff for my mother’s move, 40 years later.
I also want the x-ray glasses, but even at a young age I was pretty sure they really weren’t going to work.
The only thing I know about comic books is I remember hearing about somebody throwing some away and making one of their friends mad.
I know, right?
Cheap knockoff of a good product.
To put it mildly.
Ah. Makes sense. I did get a cool “cowboy riding a brontosaurus” pic off temu and hung it down at the love shack.
Real cowboy rides a T. rex
Saw a click-bait article suggesting that our GM would go after Jalen Milroe to provide a better QB3 vs Brosmer and to replace the wasted JJ McFragile pick.
An upgrade as a mobile QB, but can he actually throw the ball?
Whatever happened to Hooker?
ANYONE can throw a football…
bonus 10,000,000 schrute bucks to whoever can tell me the name of the singer/band/song in my gif below
Serj
System of a Down
Just think of all the spoils if you could just name the song.
It’s obviously Chop suey
one of my favorites
At the current exchange rate, 10,000,000 Schrute Bucks converts to approximately $0.0001 USD… or, according to Dwight Schrute, about the same value as one-billionth of a Stanley Nickel.
The ratio of shrute bucks to Stanley nickels is the same as unicorns to leprechauns
I almost mentioned it earlier. Lucky I got to see them on Ozzfest in like 2001. The song is Chop Suey
me waiting to see what new whining and crying posters are going to be doing today…..
I’m just going out on a limb here but… I think they are going to both whine and cry.
3-0 and about to post 4. An abundance of riches perhaps.
‘about to post 4′
#nojinx
But with a decent QB we’d be 3-0……
I promise, tomorrow I will stop complaining about the JJ trade. However, if our offense struggles again on Sunday, I may revive my complaining.
our offense will cause offence and struggle on sunday
I’m sort of in the middle of the road on JJ – he could go either way. That said, at this point the trade makes little sense to me.
The trade makes no sense to me. If NY was desperate enough to give up a second or third maybe. We got little to no compensation, for a player we did not have to move.
I have a feeling he will excel in NY and make the Vikings (KOC) look like fools. Maybe that will be enough to show the owners that KOC is not the answer.
Kid was like gangrene. Cut off that toe before it spreads into the leg.
When the player “chose” not to play in a game, the coaching staff had no choice but to move on.
I would have just peed on his contract like Coach Brown did to Roger Dorn……
That is fair
Eventually Brosmer will get to play this year and we will get to see if Teasley is telling the truth about Brosmer’s development.
I am realizing that we as fans will never hear the truth, unless it is heard from former players that were in the locker room ,
You are coming up with cool thread pictures JV !
FTP !!!!
I tried getting a picture of Wednesday Addams in a Vikings jersey, but I couldn’t do to trademarks.
I don’t know if you get the street cred, or if I do.
I’ll share it with you…..
So, we signed a new RB?
New to us anyway.
PS addition for now.
I added it up top, we signed Devin Neal from the *aints.
Posted this yesterday late.
He looks decent but ‘highlight’ videos can do that to almost anyone.
Yep, my highlight reels show me as a loving husband and father, not to mention a great dog owner.
I’m glad you remember.
How can I forget, you made it seem like you were going to do this for everyone, and then stopped after me.
I ran out of steam. Or I was so depressed after yours that I couldn’t go on anymore.
I have that affect on people.
Looks like we released the last two guys we brought in.
Happy Hump day,
Skol
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