Minnesota Vikings News & Links: 16 Aug 2022

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Merry Tuesday, everyone! Join us as we discuss the latest news from the Minnesota Vikings and from around the NFL. On our site, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, you should!

All NFL teams are required to trim their rosters to 85 players by today at 3 pm Central. I like to say 3 pm Central because everyone else says 4 pm Eastern. Here’s a link that Mick shared yesterday:

There’s not a whole lot else to share, so y’all have at it in the comments, and remember, be cool to one another.

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kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
17 August 2022 2:51 am

Alaska results. Palin, Tshibaka, and Murkowski, among others, progress to November. They have a new, non party, forced ranking system, which Murkowski just implemented to her benefit.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/sarah-palin-advances-to-general-election-for-alaska-house-seat/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:18 pm

Where the eff are the Alaska election results?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 12:08 am

Said it will take weeks

ask kodiak

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 August 2022 1:12 am

I’m in motherrfuckin noland. The commies will control the election however they want as is historical.

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:01 pm

Bye

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Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:11 pm

Women of Walmart

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Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:57 pm

Heard lizard is going on a seafood diet. She sees food she eats it

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:59 pm

She’ll be one of those responsible for a food shortage due to her support for leftists making fuel expensive.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:02 pm

The energy crap is ridiculous

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:56 pm

Decent end to the day as fatso is bye bye

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:58 pm

Still waiting on Muck in Alaska results.

And don’t trust Begich as far as I can throw him if he wins his race.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:59 pm

Alaska is a mess

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:02 pm

Wish I was still there, would have done everything in my power to help stop the idiocy.

I have high confidence that the GOP there screwed up so bad that they’ll lose the U.S. House seat.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:04 pm

Lefties did a great job in minnecrapolis

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:06 pm

The sheer vastness of dumb voters in the metro is mind-boggling.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 August 2022 1:14 am

Begich is better than turdcowski. But then, so is a bad rash.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 10:30 pm

Good news is Cheney is done, problem is she will run for president.

if trump is banned from running (is possible unfortunately) she could be a big front runner for GOP and moderates that are on the fence.

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 10:37 pm

She’s got exactly .000000000000000000000001 % chance of winning a GOP primary. Not going to even worry about her.

MSM will pimp her out as a possible candidate, but those pimping and pumping her are despicable losers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:42 pm

Correct, traitor pig

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 12:10 am

I hope you’re right

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 August 2022 1:17 am

You need reality

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 10:43 pm

She’d run as a demonrat

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:45 pm

Yup, and Governor Hairspray and Liawatha and Big Mike and RearTransport will shove her candidacy up her wazoo on the Dem side

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:54 pm

Exactly, still a pub. Her best bet is cooking shoe for fatsos a la Paula Deen or the view or large Marge in pee wee returns

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:01 pm

Dems are dumb, will pump her up, and she’ll be the next Michael Avenetti who they were just last year pimping as a Presidential candidate and is now ironing laundry in prison.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:03 pm

I’d love to see bidet and cum-alliance run, ha

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:13 pm

Or Harris and Cheney

“Vote for us, no one is dumber!”

L. A. Player
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 10:44 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 11:07 pm

yore foolish

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
17 August 2022 12:09 am

Glad to be in politics.

football IQ elite

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 August 2022 1:16 am

You on crack again? Nobody is that dumb except people who think the vikings won’t suck again.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 9:47 pm

Good grief, Liz really is delusional.

@claudiatenney
Breathtakingly arrogant speech by loser Liz Cheney. Orchestrating show trials contrary to safeguards guaranteed by the Bill of Rights is not Lincolnesque. On the contrary, Cheney’s actions mirror precisely the authoritarianism our founders fought valiantly against.

Adrenaline
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 10:15 pm

Good article on Lizard Chainey, about her laziness and inability to give a hoot about anything

https://thefederalist.com/2022/08/16/liz-cheney-is-no-martyr-just-another-rich-entitled-member-of-the-d-c-establishment/

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 9:43 pm

Big fat land whale liz, tut a loo!

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:18 pm

Seppeku/jisatsu’d herself. Will be boiled down for lantern oil to get ready for when dems eliminate oil, gas, coal.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:52 pm

Blue whale or her could fuel Wyoming all winter

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 11:22 pm

She wouldn’t be caught ded in Wyoming. Will have to have daddy fly to Virginia instead of visit him.

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 8:46 pm

Don’t know how official this is…

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 8:55 pm

Rich Baris called it something like only 26 minutes after polls closed, said it was the fastest they had called a primary all season, but she’s getting her *** kicked.

Thank you Wyoming!

Adrenaline
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 9:17 pm

I’m seeing only 19% in, but the spread is 35 points. Cheney can go home to Washington DC with a pitchfork up her wazoo.

Kodiak
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 August 2022 1:23 am

C.U.N.T has four * for future use.

VikingPhilip
16 August 2022 8:20 pm

Wow. Everyone was on fire today. Too bad I had a 2 hour retirement luncheon for the owner’s mom or I could have participated. That was 2 hours on the clock getting paid for eating and chatting.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 August 2022 9:03 pm

I thought you worked for yourself? I slept all day….

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 August 2022 1:24 am

Brown nosing 101, live your life.

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:35 pm

Just can’t get behind this…

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 8:31 pm

Same sign in Philly

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
16 August 2022 8:37 pm

Paid for by Citizens for Sanity… I mean…you can’t make this shit up.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 8:59 pm

Is it a negative sign? Meaning, the message is absurd because progressives are absurd?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 9:01 pm

Maybe

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 1:26 am

I expect Americans paid for the sign, sad too many anti Americans believe it

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:32 pm

Fuck them

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:31 pm

Happy Birthday Tom!!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:34 pm

Much respect. The greatest generation!

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:26 pm

This is grade school level crap… grow up Jones.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:28 pm

Maybe if Burns wasn’t such a little bitch.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 6:29 pm

A leader of men Jones is not.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:41 pm

Lol gotta laugh.

kid is like 22. Just a little dipshit.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 6:49 pm

But better than Cousins according to Five…

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:50 pm

Cousins is the punching bag

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 7:02 pm

Laughing… OK LFA… How about you test that theory with him up close and personal?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:31 pm

.

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Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 7:29 pm

That’s because he looks like a nutsack.

Any qb who costs 4 all pro defensive players and loses will always be a punching bag. It’s the cost of underperforming.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 7:38 pm

Actually Cousins is the most productive QB the Vikings have ever had. I’d say that’s far from “underperforming”. Face it, you’re just prejudiced for no reason.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:35 pm

He sux, folds like a cheap suit always

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 August 2022 1:32 am

So you are saying he makes us better than having 4 all pro defensive players. That’s what value is all about. Do you want one loser qb or a Mac Jones for $1 mill and spend the other 34 on defense or do you want beaker.

QB stats are irr3elevant as I have told you for years. The entire point is what you get to buy in exchange for him????

There are no stats that say that except Brady winning 7 Owls because he wasn’t a greedy piece of shit that beaker is.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:11 pm

The contempt for KC on this site is a bit inordinate. I like contract? No, look around.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 7:15 pm

Yup. People don’t like the contract.

we’ve never had a qb of his caliber…. Maybe Tark but he won games. And we’re a bunch of cheap Minnesotans

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:19 pm

Cap was meant for balance in the league. Now it seems to need a internal balance. It’s the same thing. QB/WR, $70 mil, no problem.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:24 pm

Lmao. Daunte, Cunningham, moon, farve,, tk, Kapp all light years better

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 8:04 pm

No 5 lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 9:35 pm

Um, yes

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 8:13 pm

No Vikings QB in their history has thrown for as many yards, as many TD’s or had a higher passer rating than Kirk Cousins over a period of four consecutive seasons. Also, you might note he did this behind one of the most consistently terrible pass blocking lines in the league.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 August 2022 1:38 am

You will never understand that is irrelevant. Rules have been changed to support vaginal qbs. The point is he costs more than he’s worth.
Yes, he is a good qb, but compared to the 4 all pro defensive guys he keeps off the team, he sucks.

He will never carry his water. You are not a vikings fan, just a beaker boy for personal reasons you won’t tell.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:34 pm

Not better but could be better and a hell of a lot cheaper

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:29 pm

WTF………..?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:44 pm

Lol

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:51 pm

I think he was trying to liven up the offense.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:31 pm

Belichek going to shut that shit down right now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 8:54 pm

My respect for Mac Jones just went up 100%

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:03 pm

Odd… I wouldn’t think you would admire such emotionally immature behavior. These are full grown men. This is not what you want from a leader. Adolescent BS. Needs a spanking.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:15 pm

I like some level of swag from the QB, like Kirk actually will display once in a while. Jones may have been a little bit overboard but I like the moxie, especially from a guy who seems so milquetoast.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:18 pm

Reminds me of that Tark video that was posted a couple days ago, where he fired the ball at the other guy’s head.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 1:42 am

In the meantime we have beaker and vaginitus.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 August 2022 5:18 am

i agree with you…trying to be like baker it seems. It’s forced, it’s unnecessary and all the greats do their talking with their play. That’s what counts.

Mick
Mick
16 August 2022 5:27 pm

To buy…. Or not to buy… that is the question.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 5:49 pm

If it’s a house….don’t buy.

If it’s a Cousins jersey…..don’t buy.

Hot nighty for the Mrs….buy two!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 6:03 pm

lol it’s a house.

family member is looking to get out of it and move closer to town after a medical emergency.

4bd 4ba 3600 sq ft on 3.5 acres.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 6:06 pm

What do your chickens think? Ever ask them?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 6:27 pm

They think they get to roam free… out of Duluth.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:25 pm

How far from your work? WTF do you need a house that big for? Heating bill will be 10k a month. If you hate your wife and family, that would be the house for you. You will never see them. Everyone I know has a better family life in a smaller house and worse in a huge barn like that. I would rather have a 2000 sq ft house on 20 acres. If they want 200K for it, buy it, wait 2 years and sell it and get more property. Otherwise pass.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 7:29 pm

Adds about 20 mins to work. Anywhere with a chunk of property goes way high even a smaller house.

we have a smaller house now bruh. 6 of us in here. Doable? Yeah. Comfortable. No.

not being in Duluth is appealing as well.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:34 pm

6?? How many kids ya’ll pumping out up there? Trying to keep up with the chickens?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 7:36 pm

I have 4 kids… Been that way for uhh…. 5 year.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
17 August 2022 1:46 am

anal keeps that from happening. One room for split tails, one for future men, one for you and the hyde to fornicate. Get visitors . kids move.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
17 August 2022 5:17 am

Jesus that sounds like a saw movie torture chamber and how kids are molded in to serial killers.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 7:36 pm

He’s Mormon and has 5 wives. Needs a room for each

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
17 August 2022 5:15 am

Man’s gotta make his rounds…

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:36 pm

I understand the getting out of town. Makes sense by a mile. Towns suck, especially for the kids. 3600 is a yuge fucking house (except by MT gouger standards) A small house is 800 square feet. Your current house is likely 3 times that size. I look back on how small most houses were when I was a kid and just wonder why all the fucking Mcmansions today. If you get it below market value and can pay cash, get it. Do you really want to finance with biden bucks interest rates?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 7:39 pm

Yeah I’m not 800 but not a ton bigger either. 1100 maybe? With unfinished basement.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 9:03 pm

Time to finish that basement. Chickens gotta live somewhere in the winter.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 9:04 pm

They better get cold hardy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 9:36 pm

100k?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 10:01 pm

Wut?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 10:12 pm

He wants it cheeep

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:44 pm

Nah price is fair.

big jump with as busy as we are.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 10:55 pm

Cost, you live up nort

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:20 pm

I thought you were already married. You done already bought the farm homer.

Lifer
Admin
16 August 2022 5:00 pm

Well had my first on the job work injury of my career today. Any guesses as to what it was?

(here for the replies)

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 5:19 pm

Someone shoved a golf club up yer ______

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 5:24 pm

Cut your lip on the bosses zipper?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 5:28 pm

Slammed finger in the door.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 5:32 pm

Air compressor blew up

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 5:46 pm

This is a good one.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 6:30 pm

Too much helium from a balloon and lost real voice

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 7:39 pm

😂 that’s likely death but I’m a master with compressors

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 5:34 pm

Tripped on a loose extension cord and broke your wrist.
Cut the tip of your pinkie finger off with a bandsaw.
Caught your hand in a vise and got one hell of a bruise.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 7:43 pm

All excellent guesses as I would expect from someone experienced with occupational injuries. Good future potential though for more pain and suffering.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 6:29 pm

Sand in your vag?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 7:36 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 6:48 pm

Got your dick stuck in a compressor hose?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 7:36 pm

That’s uh….not an accident 😉

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 7:19 pm

Rube getting fitted for clubs took offense to your grip on his shaft and beat you with club.

While squatting to pee a snake bit your ass.

Paper cut while stuffing mailers for Bernie.

You went left when you should have gone right and hit your head.

Poked in the eye with a straw while felching.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 7:45 pm

#3 previously has happened

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 7:59 pm

All great guesses but was putting on a custom grip on a club, was cutting off the old oversized grip, it was thick needed two cuts and on the second pass took my left hand off the hook razor blade, it slipped through the grip and directly in to the top of my left hand. Straight to the bone about 6” inches long. Gnarly. Drove myself to the ER, 8 sutures no nerve or tendon damage luckily. Went back to work finished my day. Can’t golf or lift likely except legs, back maybe, maybe machines for a while. Going to the gym in the am. Wife is pissed says I’m hardheaded. Maybe a dumbass.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 9:06 pm

Had the right body part.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 August 2022 5:12 am

you did…most likely body part to injure after lower back probably.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 9:11 pm

Youse guys don’t have a vice?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 5:08 am

Oh yeah it was locked in to a club vice, just took my hand off the blade while my right hand was still cutting, blade slipped out and zip….dumbass user error no two ways about it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
16 August 2022 9:39 pm

Wrist looks like a tree branch

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 August 2022 5:11 am

Yeah not big boned like a bariatric fat ass but I ain’t scared of shit either.

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Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
17 August 2022 1:51 am

Vagisil will heal that right up. No more fungus.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
17 August 2022 5:14 am

I’ll rub some on it and on my taint just in case. Thanks.

Mick
Mick
16 August 2022 3:53 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
16 August 2022 7:08 pm

what is this from?

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 3:51 pm

Crankbait or worms?

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 5:20 pm

Leeches always pulled the walleyes in for me. They came running like a dog to a bone.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 7:08 pm

Leeches were for rich folks when I was a kid. I have never fished them.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 9:07 pm

We never knew they existed when I was a kid, except when a hunnert of the little guys were sucking on our legs when we came out of the water.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 4:10 pm

Good luck and catch some monsters.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 4:16 pm

Don’t ignore cranks, you can cover water. Not sure what that lake is for size and depth, need to know depth of lake and cranks.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 7:02 pm

Chase baits most fun, they hit hard. Need lake knowledge and how to use. Time of year, spoons or divers.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 9:05 pm

Caught most of my biguns on spoons, and I’m not talking Green Bay women, talking northerns.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 1:53 am

Although some big Green Bay women can be caught w/a spoon of ice cream.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 3:25 pm

Biden crime family is controlled by the CCP.

Adrenaline
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 3:30 pm

Half Creepy’s cabinet did consulting for commies.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:36 pm

So true, but the Democrats will never hear about it.

freezeyface
16 August 2022 3:13 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 3:33 pm

hey freeze, you’ll be pleased to know I have all sorts of fun stuff going on outside the shop today while I sit in air conditioned comfort here at work.

Big ol’ dump trucks dumping gravel, skidsteer pushing around fill, etc.

Leveling the back side of shop preparatory to my dragging the two shipping containers around to the back…putting in a French drain for the shop drain…trenching in a water line to the shop…building up the ground around the cattle water station to divert water…to the new culvert…putting in the cattle guard.

Once I get the electric and NG trenched in, can smooth out the gravel approach and put up the fence.

Thank goodness gouging pays decent.

Older pic (the telehandler, porta potty and trailer aren’t there, but you get the idea).

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MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 3:49 pm

It has been kinda fun, although pulling wire in an uninsulated metal building in August has its downside. It’ll be nice once we get the shipping containers pulled around, etc, as it will restore our view to the east/northeast (North Dakota – God’s country) and I will incorporate those trees into our fenced “yard”, since all the cows want to do is lie down in there and poop.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 3:57 pm

Happy to give you a couple.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 4:07 pm

Well, you’re married, so yeah……………..

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 4:08 pm

Barely 50 here today and blowing like a democrat in prison

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:10 pm

My social credit score will allow me to stay out of prison

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:24 pm

did you vote for trump?

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Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:58 pm

I’m going 34-12 gb in game 1

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:01 pm

I’ll take the spread on that one.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 3:03 pm

Pats -17? Nope garbageGoat could junk time it

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:07 pm

Watching my money. FBI shut down my lemonade stand for lack of a permit.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 3:09 pm

Irs gonna throw you in jail

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:11 pm

I’m armed too. Bring help.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 3:17 pm

You can’t be armed with a real rifle. This is Minnesota where they make you use a bow or a black powder rifle on a deer.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:25 pm

Prob coming, or pay $500 for a rifle stamp.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:46 pm

Vikes cover 22 let’s bet??

250 on that?

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:12 pm

If we are 100% healthy it might be that tight, only after 10, 4th quarter points to get beakers stats up. 31-2 at half.

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:52 pm

Any of you chicken shits want to bet on the pats game at US Bank vs their shit qb?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:56 pm

What’s your bet?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 2:57 pm

I bet pats win

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:00 pm

i almost responded to this, but then realized you weren’t talking to me

any of you chicken shits poops want to bet

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 3:03 pm

Any bets you want to make?

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:12 pm

probably.
i’ll wait until the regular season is ready to roll though.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:17 pm

I will. I bet the Vikings suck and get blown out. Good chance they will be fighting for their first win of the season and the locker room will be demoralizing

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 3:22 pm

You’ll be able to hear the locker room singing Kumbaya from there.

We’ll see how badly Tshibakaka loses today after getting Mucked.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 4:06 pm

Shit, is that today? Been too busy to read anything for the last 3 weeks. My political friends inform me turdcowski is going back

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 5:23 pm

If Palin would have run against Muck she would have won, but I don’t think she beats Beggin, either. Zero’d out.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 7:06 pm

Beggich is a better choice than Palin,I thought she was leading the polls though. Interesting to see what happens.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 9:08 pm

I had to campaign against too many Begichs, it would be like voting for Jeb! at this point.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 August 2022 1:55 am

I am told 100% opposite his commy cousin. If not, just kill him and move on.

norseman1
norseman1
16 August 2022 2:43 pm

Insert stu’s Zkey gif please.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 2:46 pm

Yeah, this hole scrolling through all the comments to find new ones like we’re some unsophisticated dirt worshiping heathens is almost too much to bear

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:48 pm

I’ll call hunter biden to see if the big guy can help

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:49 pm

LOL, they’ll get the chinese on it ASAP

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:53 pm

He’s busy with aviator joe and word salad girl is on a extended vacation in Kauai.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 2:55 pm

Cackle girl needed a vacation after getting in a shouting match with a chicken coup.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 2:56 pm

She’s on her back

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:58 pm

Hope from a knuckle sandwich, might straighten her tongue out.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:51 pm

Has to deter some conversation. Lots of work.

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:32 pm

If the gif didn’t cheer you up five, this surely will
Jan 6 Pipe Bomber’s Mechanical Timer Detonates Fedsurrection Lie

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:34 pm

The usa is toast and beta men are to blame.

DE Viking
16 August 2022 2:26 pm

New thread name for the day.
Deep Thoughts by Five.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 2:33 pm

Fuck him, he sucks.

-Big Five

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 2:35 pm

Mt’s hair at Regina high school

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:39 pm

I’ll have you know I was also sporting a fine threadbare mustache, as well.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:42 pm

I’ll have handle bars soon. Maybe prius drivers won’t point guns at me

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 2:41 pm

All if his thoughts/comments will be single syllable words…with four letters…

DE Viking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
16 August 2022 2:48 pm

Deep is deep…..

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:13 pm

Dem women look like they have been chasing parked cars

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:43 pm

LOL, you are on fire, today!

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:10 pm

I bet if you cut the fat off that pig Rosie, fat land whale Liz and Vonn you could make a blue whale replica

Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:10 pm

In our top Stoopid Nooz story: Dodge is ending sale of gas-powered muscle cars next year.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:11 pm

Fuck Italy

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:21 pm

They make very reliable automobiles.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:37 pm

hahaha oh man Gone Fishin’ of old.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:23 pm

Hunter has a ferrari

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:20 pm

My Prius has neck snapping acceleration.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:27 pm

Probably when it decelerates, too, after hitting a squirrel crossing the road

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:32 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:46 pm

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 5:39 pm

Good thing I bought the wife a 2022 Challenger with a 5.7L V8 Hemi huh?

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:53 pm

Yup, you won’t be making any cross-country retirement trips in a rig that goes 200 miles and then you have to charge it for 12 hours

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 7:05 pm

Good timing. This country has become a complete shitshow. It’s like there are Americans and there are subversives trying to destroy America.

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:08 pm

That pig Cheney lose yet?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:10 pm

Not yet. We went to Wyoming for the 4th and I was surprised how many Cheney for Wyoming signs I saw. We weren’t even close to Jackson either.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:11 pm

All in democrat yards.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:11 pm

State has women

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:20 pm

Lotta bucks behind her campaign. Good luck she’s gonna need it.

I couldn’t care less about Trump…she’s just been a shitty representative for her electorate. Wasting time and money investigating the Capitol tourists.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:22 pm

She’s a pig like her daddy

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:37 pm

That dumbass going on national TV to defend her did nothing but inflame the WY voters.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:41 pm

Murdered young men for money, nothing more immoral

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:10 pm

She’s probably in Delaware getting stains on her dress…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:12 pm

White house chef is about to be busy

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:02 pm

Where’s cooter? Bet he took his compressor down to the carrier to help kids talk funny

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:02 pm

Carnie

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:00 pm

Just read the irs is now the 5th largest army in the world

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:18 pm

I did pull the trigger on the SMA for “tax loss harvesting” purposes with Infidelity. Now I’m just a puppet on the string. I suppose the IRS will close that capital loss loophole right quick.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:33 pm

Like they closed the limited partnership sales in the late 80’s after doctors had sunk their life fortunes into them for some reason

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:36 pm

“DDD” Dumb Doctor Disease

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 5:24 pm

So tell me again why they need AR’s and we don’t?

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 5:38 pm

AR now stands for Advanced Revenuer

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:54 pm

You seem cranky Five. Here’s something to cheer you up.
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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:56 pm

Who is that? Al Bino?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:58 pm

Kate Mara. She was in Shooter and The Martian. Others as well, but that’s the ones I remember off the top of my head.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:00 pm

Her dad doesn’t own a liquor store and bank, but I think he owns an NFL team…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:01 pm

I liked that guy in shooter who bossed her around

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:12 pm

I once had a democrat tell me that Shooter was a crappy movie.

That didn’t go well for him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:13 pm

Beta cuck lol

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:19 pm

He said Senators would never cover up anything…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:21 pm

Lol

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:22 pm

Except billions in grifting and mass murder

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:01 pm

Typical lucky supermarket taking a job from someone who needs one. Saw her sisters bush in that weird Sweden movie

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:03 pm

*sperm

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 4:43 pm

she was good looking back in the day, not sure now

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:17 pm

Al Bino hahaha I laughed at that

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 1:46 pm

Vikes 5 cuts

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 1:49 pm

Mannion remains….

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 5:20 pm

It’s not over… it’s not over!

  • Mannion
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 1:46 pm

Kirk is back

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 1:48 pm

He’ll be ded by tomorrow, RIP Kirk.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:52 pm

Get rebound covid and have myocruditis

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:53 pm

Would have less effect on him as he has the heart of a pygmy shrew and balls like a field mouse

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:04 pm

this made me laugh out loud.
you are so dumb, it’s endearing

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 5:22 pm

I would pay good money to see you say that to his face…

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:34 pm

I would do it for 1 dollar

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 7:02 pm

I would pay the dollar

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 9:13 pm

I’d throw in a dollar. NVF might end up as rich as Cousins.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 1:53 pm

Likely atrophied and is out until bye

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 3:24 pm

Covid??? I thought it was vaginitis again. Finding accurate news is getting more difficult

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 4:56 pm

He still has chronic cuckitis

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:43 pm

Judge approves $24 million equal pay settlement for U.S. women’s soccer team
Women’s soccer is of zero interest to me, but they want equal pay… I think I heard they generate as much or more revenue than the men do, but do so in more games. Dunno.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:44 pm

Sounds fair to me.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:46 pm

False, not close. Fuck them. Welfare and beta cucks fall in. never saw a bull elk take orders from a woman

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:47 pm

Last I read, they generated like a 20th of the revenue as men, but that was a couple years ago. The newer figure of equal revenue looks to be MSM cooking.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:52 pm

Hopefully the boy 14 year Olds don’t smoke them by more than 7

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:28 pm

It’s all bullshit. They suck and nobody cares so they sue

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:13 pm

Yup

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:15 pm

What I think of when I think of soccer

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:25 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:29 pm

Lol!

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:36 pm

Made me think to have a shop vac for beakers shits

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:39 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 3:27 pm

Next saturday

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 3:05 pm

he’s directly applying monkeypox

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:40 pm

I hate soccer. When various ads try to push that sport on me, I block them.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 3:27 pm

It’s all propaganda. The wretched wenches were offered the same contract as the men, but turned it down. They don’t generate enough revenue, so now they sue. Fuck them w/a rusty piece of rebar

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:24 pm

The Vikings on Tuesday announced their first wave of roster reductions ahead of the 2022 regular season.

Waived:
FB Jake Bargas
OLB Andre Mintze

Waived/Injured:
DL Tyarise Stevenson
WR Thomas Hennigan

Contract terminated/Vested Vet:
CB Tye Smith

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:25 pm

I got 2 out of 5.

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:26 pm

They spelled Kirk Cousins wrong

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:29 pm

Laughing

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 2:13 pm

The way people are talking about Mond you’d think he’d be the first cut.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:48 pm

LOL!

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:29 pm

The Vikings on Tuesday announced their first wave of roster reductions ahead of the 2022 regular season.

Remember when they were called CUTS and not reductions.
Wokeism !!!!

manly-purple
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:36 pm

No! Not Bargas, Mintze, Stevenson, Hennigan, and Smith!

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:42 pm

Trash in, trash out

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 3:29 pm

They will all be back after the bye due to our rash of injuries

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 5:17 pm

And Cousins wouldn’t last 5 games behind the Vikings O-line…

Your prognostications hold little water…

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 5:19 pm

other than we suck. Been right on that every year since 1975

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 5:53 pm

Suck is a subjective term though… what you consider sucking others may not.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 6:55 pm

Sucking comes in 2 forms for the Vikings…

When they have a chance and screw up big time
When they don’t have a chance and it’s a perpetual screw-up

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 7:00 pm

yep and 0-61 is sucking. Looking at 0-65 unless things change dramatically. This Ingram kid might start changing things. He and Darrisaw might be 2 unusual draft picks. Decent oline

Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:23 pm

Computer needs a new keyboard. Can’t get back until Thursday. Jaybird earbud went out at gym last night. Wrecked. Fkn comcast coming back out again to get internet working right, can’t access my online Comcast account.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:23 pm

are you having a stroke?
myocarditis?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:42 pm

No boosters so nope

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:24 pm

That why you seemed extra “edgy” today?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:41 pm

Breakfast is over at 11am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:47 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:51 pm

Ff= Ben foster. Dollar for a coke!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:58 pm

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:25 pm

That sucks man….Hey, has Trump fled the country yet? I think you said he was a “flight risk”

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 August 2022 1:40 pm

Country? Countries have borders. Countries make their own antibiotic and don’t rely on the country trying to kill them for them. Countries have people who don’t sell our for money to enemy countries. The shit hole 3rd world dumping ground is toast. Let the commies have it. Hope these mfers who voted for it starve

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:20 pm

I read an article where the author said he noticed the Vikings running a lot of choice routes Sunday. Basically, this means the receivers have options built into every play. If they recognize the defense is playing zone or man or a specific technique, then they run the route that attacks the weakness.

This makes the passing offense very hard to defend except for one thing. Both the QB and the receiver have to see the same thing and go to the same place on the field. It slows processing time dramatically if the QB is unsure if the receivers are really making the move he expects them to make. This may be why the two back-up QB’s seemed to hold the ball longer than normal and lob rather than fire it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:23 pm

“She” lmao. You see those us women’s soccer bullshit?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:28 pm

No… what’s up?

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:32 pm

Hopefully they’re all in prison in Russia

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:38 pm

Sued and some cuck judge gave them welfare

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:45 pm

Their wages coming out of your salary?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:47 pm

Irrelevant, I’m not a protected class. Total bs

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:15 pm

Meh, I could GAF about soccer. I do see that a Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds and some other dude with too much money on his hands bought Wrexham FA, gonna try and rescue them from the fourth league and relegation. Only notable because my dad was some junior soccer player for a team associated with Wrexham, as he was born in Gresford a whopping three and a half miles away. All those towns run together in the borderlands with Chester.

Some documentary about it is airing on FX I believe. Cymru am byth!

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:18 pm

Reynolds is another illegal

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:24 pm

What are you babbling about? Both Scarlett and Blake are Americans.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:37 pm

Overstayed green cards, throw them our to wl salvador

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:45 pm

Babbloni…a green card has no expiration date. You mean a skilled worker visa or whatever actors qualify for? He’s basically in the same boat as I am.

Don’t get my started on the southern border bullshit.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:47 pm

Lifer is leaving so 1 for 1

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:54 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 3:45 pm

This has been going on a long time and why Cordarrelle Patterson failed as a wr. He is too stupid to read defenses.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:21 pm

The new WR Nailor didn’t get much action. When he did play, he looked lost. He may not make the squad and they stuff him on PS.

ISM also still looks timid running routes in middle of field. He always turns his head before he catches it so he doesn’t get popped. He had bad bobble again bc of it. He may not be WR4.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:32 pm

So just go out and sign ramen noodle head and you’ve got a 4 deep WR group.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:35 pm

Most teams keep 5 or 6, and we’ve got a current shortage of TE’s, so will be interesting to see what we do on final cutdown.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:40 pm

Yeah, we’ll see. The Vikings have plenty of TEs on the roster, its just that they all seem to suck.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:45 pm

Whole team sucks

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:17 pm

Can’t wait for reality to strike

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 1:24 pm

Scotch will be cheaper in Nashville. I’ll buy first 7 or 8 rds with winnings from these humanoids

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:47 pm

I hear drinks are expensive in Nashville. Just sneak in a bottle in your fanny pack.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:48 pm

I do that all the time. Nope. 2 shirts dewers doubles in Vegas is 75

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:09 pm

Sweet Jeebus. Two weeks wages.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:15 pm

1/5 of visit cost

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:25 pm

I drink Busch Latte. Less than $1 a can.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:48 pm

been told hotels doubled prices for convention, over $300 a night. Might tote my trailer there.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:45 pm

But all here but 4 people said they were all pro? Huh

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 1:18 pm

Take the pain

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 12:58 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:56 pm

In an interview the other day, Thielen specifically pointed to how much better and how much potential ISM is this year for what its worth. That’s what I try to gleam from interviews this time of year. Not the normal, he looks great, feel better than ever stuff. If, when asked a general question, somebody specifically mentions one player and not another that usually means something. (He also talked about KJ but that was about it.)

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:18 pm

There is washed. He ranked 99th in wr, lmao.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:29 pm

Didn’t you once, long ago, say Thielen was at best a #4 receiver and that’s all he would ever be? I pretty sure that is what you said in his second year with the team.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 August 2022 1:32 pm

5th at best

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 August 2022 1:37 pm

No, I said he’s likely a 4th. Prolly only time I’ve been slightly wrong. Now, he’s 99th ranked wr for 20m. Had like 2 catches his first 2 years when he wasn’t on left out bench

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:10 pm

LOL

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 3:50 pm

7 years later………………….

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 2:52 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 3:08 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 August 2022 4:53 pm

Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:21 pm

Skolholes 304
DN 99

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:23 pm

Pretty good for DN. Although how many are Ben’s and oofdahs comments?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:31 pm

Its my last day at my old job, I’m very unproductive though I should be.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:50 pm

lol congrats

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 2:47 pm

Thanks skols, kinda sad but its just time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:49 pm

Worse free lunches or?

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:18 pm

New CEO job?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 1:25 pm

Hamburger flipologist

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 1:28 pm

Actually a step down from CEO but more money, 20 minutes closer to home, will likely take over as CEO soon as current one is retiring soon.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:35 pm

Good move. easy, cadillac health care and pension.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 2:45 pm

Nice. Congrats!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 2:47 pm

Thanks Kathy, how the grands and sis?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 3:31 pm

Grands are doing great, so excited to be back in school. Sis has a subdural hematoma from her recent surgery, so she can’t go back on her normal blood thinner and they are doing cat scans to monitor that. It hasn’t gotten any bigger, but not shrinking either. Hope they don’t have to do surgery again to remove it.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 3:51 pm

Excellent and well done me boy!! Commute has had to suck.

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 August 2022 12:33 pm

I didn’t read it, so no idea of the sources of the comments.

It’s 1.5 hours to cut-down, so I’m assuming wild speculations

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:13 pm

Done for awhile. Crap weather today but planes made it in and everyone is gone.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
16 August 2022 1:34 pm

Nice, time to sit back and do like I do, let everyone else eat salmon.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:53 pm

I just threw out all the left over fish and got out a moose roast and some sausage. Will be ready for more fish in a few months.

MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:45 am

Last night I was working on the wiring above the garage door in my shop, so I had to have the door closed. Had a little dim headlamp strapped on to see in the gloom (no windows). Reached in one of my pockets for a tool with my baby soft hands and was like ouch, something sharp in there. Kept on working, stripping wire, putting on wire nuts and clamps more or less by feel, I start thinking jeez I’m really sweating on my right arm got sweat running down into my armpit drip drip drip, wipe some sweat off my face and taste blood. Had a nice gash right on the end of my pinky finger.

Went out this morning and it looks like a demon was handwalking on the roof with bloody handprints and garish bloodstains on the lift and its controls.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:49 am

what did you even cut yourself with?

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:02 pm

His sharp wit?

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:04 pm

I think it was the edge of a metal outlet cover. The only other items in that pocket were wire nuts, a southwire wire stripper and a Phillips head screwdriver.

Tonight I’m putting on the toolbelt so I have more pockets to put things in.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 12:10 pm

I would guess the outlet cover as well and I’m the same way, generally just shove all the stuff in pockets.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:15 pm

I’m a big fan of all the newer pants that have more pockets, like the old carharts and farmer pants.

I could usually survive a full Minnesota winter on just what I have in my pockets.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:30 pm

Yeah, carharts or bib overalls are good

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:48 pm

Fuck that woke company

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 12:52 pm

Yeah, I got mildly upset when Canoe Girl bought me a Carhart shirt for my birthday.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:13 pm

Yup

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:01 pm

I’m not sure what you are referring to

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:04 pm
benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:06 pm

Ah yes I see, is Duluth Trading also woke? I like their pants too.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:12 pm

No, owners are not woke at DTC. Good folks.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:17 pm

Good to know.

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:51 pm

The horror! How dare they! Next they’ll be requiring a pre-employment physical and doing random drug tests.

I love my Carhartts.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:54 pm

Traitor

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:02 pm

Any company who fired people when they didn’t have to is not a good company, especially over the clot shot.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:04 pm

Never get a penny from me

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:06 pm

You wear Dolce and Gabana jeans, jorts, and zubaz.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

I miss zubaz

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:34 pm

I celebrated their entire catalog

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:22 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

Glad I don’t even know what those are.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

While drinking Zima.

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:04 pm

They better not require our fighting men and women to get vaccinations…that’s crossing the line!

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

We only have pillow-fighting former men and 57 other varieties of genders going into the military now. No men allowed.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

All tranny army

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:21 pm

Every large company fires people when they don’t have to.
It’s called “reducing costs” so the big guys can all get huge bonuses and pat each other on the back for a job well done.
Meanwhile, people that actually work have to scrape to find the next job where they are taken advantage of by some other corp.

L. A. Player
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:24 pm

Companies that fired people for NOT getting the death jabs are now losing court cases and having to shell out the big $$$

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:06 pm

five can only shop on etsy, after interviewing every single seller to see what they vote for and believe in

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:08 pm

He’s in a great positive mood today.

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:16 pm

If I see a chy-na tag, I won’t buy unless 100% necessary. (Like antibiotics, lol, fuck the traitors in our govt). No Starbucks (bye bye assholes, union going to bury you, ha ha), no DICKS, no Nike, no NBA, no mlb, no Levi’s, no Gillette, no walfart, no apple. Small part of my list. Book of Eli freezer, Google it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:20 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:50 pm

Pretty soon you’ll be locked in your bedroom with no electricity (fuck the power co) no water (fuck the water co) and no food (fuck piggly wiggly).

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:30 pm

Agree.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:48 pm

The day will come when you’ll have no fucks left to give.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:47 pm

Needle dick

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 12:48 pm

Lol ok

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 12:37 pm

That reminds me of a blood tale…

I replaced my toilet, so I had the old one out the garage. I had heard of people breaking them up and simply throwing them in the garbage, so I tapped on the toilet with a sledgehammer until it went all to pieces. I put the broken pieces into two garbage bags and carried the first one to the trash. On the way, the bag lightly, with all the force of a drifting feather, brushed against my ankle.

On the way back to the second bag, I noticed all of these red sprinkles all over the garage floor.

Hmmmm, I thought. Where did all of this red paint come from suddenly?

Then I realize it is blood. I look down at my ankle. When the bag brushed against my leg, a porcelain edge of toilet nicked the big vein there. Blood was literally jetting out of the wound in a thin stream about 18 inches long with each pump of my heart.

Fortunately, I sat down, elevated the ankle and put pressure on it until it stopped and coagulated. If I had severed the vein instead of nicking it, that could have been trouble.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 August 2022 12:49 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 12:50 pm

what are you going to do, bleed on me??

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 12:52 pm

LOL…
I was looking for a squirting blood Monty Python, but couldn’t find one. Is my memory right on that? Didn’t MP have characters with blood flowing out like a fountain?

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 12:59 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 1:00 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:02 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 August 2022 1:29 pm

Yeah, normally when you see profuse bleeding you put pressure on it…you and I were both oblivious for some time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:33 pm

Rub dirt

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 12:47 pm

My medical advice, rub dirt on it

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:30 pm

Do I owe you anything?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:34 pm

You know the drill. $400 for visit, $250 for hernia test by model hot nurse, 600 for aspirin (free Hawaii trips and swag). Colonoscopy free

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:50 pm

Wow that’s cheap. A few x-rays and an MRI would push that over 20 grand. You know those damn radiologists, they do more than fix radios.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:50 pm

Salesmen like everybody else.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:57 pm

Can I supersize that pic of yer colon for another $10k?

We also have the full meal deal which includes a free gall bladder pic and a drink for an extra $22k

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:58 pm

200 for a band aid

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:09 pm

We have a nice full color catalog.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:17 pm

Does it have models like the Sears catalog did?

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:25 pm

Memories of my teen years…

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:08 pm

I can guarantee you I’ve never upsold a scan. I’m not the one ordering the scans. But good luck finding someone to diagnose you without the crutch of getting an imaging study and some labs.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:15 pm

I can always sell my car if I need to

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:26 pm

My F-150 is in the shop learning how to drive itself semi-autonomously on the highway. Takes 10 hours to program! What the hell, a vehicle driving itself should be a quick 5 minute job!

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:35 pm

Saw an article today that a Beamer in German was self-driving and drove through an intersection killing someone.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:57 pm

What’s the difference between a beemer and a waitress? Some guys haven’t been in a beemer.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:38 pm

Looking forward to getting my powerboost in 2025

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:46 pm

Probably not that far off.

I can’t find a Civic hatchback anywhere.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:50 pm

Making cars isn’t important. Bike

Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:28 am

Guesses on the 5 newly promoted short-order cooks we’ll be hearing about today? I’m guessing all Rooks I’ve never heard of.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:30 am

5 of the UDFA’s, maybe Mond.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 12:03 pm

Mond will be on the final cut-down, if at all. They’ll give him the next two games to make a case. Hope hope hope it’s Mannequin instead.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:05 pm

They have to cut Mond so he doesn’t threaten Kirk or Kirk’s favorite clipboard holder.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:59 am

Kirk- Mond is obviously already better than him

cook- nwang and the rookie are the next sanders and Thomas

Thielen- that Mitchell is obviously better

Berry- the backup punter that didn’t play is obviously better, they clearly held him out so he didn’t get injured because he’s the future

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 12:49 pm

Beaker, Turnberry, dantzler, Mannion and mond

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 12:55 pm

RB Koback
WR Hennigan
TE Beyer
NT Stevenson
OLB McCloud

But there could be IR moves so that only a few are cut.

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 August 2022 11:27 am

Those of you in MN with kiddos, I highly recommend the Brainerd zoo if you haven’t checked it out. I remember Como being better than the MN Zoo and it was way better than Como and has the added benefit of not having to go to the Twin Cities.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 11:31 am

good to know!
i want to vacation up to the brainerd area next summer, so we will look into this as my kids (and myself) love zoos

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 12:06 pm

My son’s favorite zoo of all time was Edmonton. Got to watch the prairie dogs up close working away while I was pretending to sight my moose gun in on them…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 12:52 pm

Fun to shoot them

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:33 pm

To think I lived there for years and never visited.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 12:10 pm

It was pretty cool. 3 types of bears, mountain lion, giraffes, 3 jaguar cages, tons of monkeys, river otters, whitetail deer pen you could just walk in (half of them are albino), lion, hyenas, kudu, gazelle, cheetahs, bird building with a few hundred little birds loose in it, and a bunch of other critters. They have some carnival rides also but they were kind of old (and expensive).

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 12:52 pm

Got all those mounted in my house

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 12:54 pm

You’ll probably need to check their pulse…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:34 pm

I thought you were living in a van down by the river now?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:39 pm

That has actually become a trendy thing with the younger generations, apparently it is cool these days. Its like, instead of living in your parents basement like millennials GA Skol etc. just live in a van down by the river

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:43 pm

We all will be soon

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:45 pm

I’ve got my spot on the Mississippi picked out.

Also, have a political function on a park on Mississippi on Thursday.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:49 pm

Omar rally?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:03 pm

I wish. Then one of her fellow alahu akkbars could shove her in

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:04 pm

Likely rename murderaplois mogadishu soon

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:07 pm

City has like 5th highest murder rate in country and this stupid bitch still wants to defund police. I hate her guts.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
16 August 2022 2:16 pm

She’s your potus soon..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:37 pm

AOC first. Omar can be her VP.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:39 pm

Let them have it. I’ll enjoy the cucks starving

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:49 pm

They’re going to have to increase the militarized IRS by a hundred million more employees to keep the peace

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 2:50 pm

You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:52 pm

I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident, anyway, so I’m used to that

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 3:05 pm

Irs won’t take that lightly

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:20 pm

Will send a thousand agent to hold my head under water until I find them again

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:38 pm

She won re-election lol….

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 2:59 pm

Giraffe is my 8 year old grand’s favorite animal. It was the first “lovie” she always selected to cuddle as a baby. There was some school question, which animals live in a certain climate or eat a certain diet, can’t recall exact question. She knew giraffe wasn’t the correct answer, so on the line next to it, she wrote “love”. She said she couldn’t leave giraffe blank, lol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 August 2022 3:06 pm

I’ll see tons in 2 weeks. Saw one eaten by lions too

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 3:14 pm

She’d be very upset about a giraffe eaten by a lion, so I won’t tell her that story. She would talk for months about worrying about those giraffes.

She’s very smart, maybe even gifted, but she’s definitely a worrier. She does great in school, but sometimes she gets a question wrong because she’s thinking several levels above what the question is asking. She’ll say, for example, I know they do work that way, but they shouldn’t because…

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 12:51 pm

You’re a millennial, entire life is a vacation

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:16 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 11:35 am

I like the Fargo zoo as well. The one in Duluth is ok, but my favorite zoo all time is reptile gardens out in the black hills.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 12:53 pm

Fuck fargo

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:03 pm

LOL, ok, what did Fargo ever do to you?

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:12 pm

Cold, windy, sux.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:16 pm

i can’t argue with this one.
it’s ONE good thing….stu. and he’s iffy currently

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:22 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:27 pm

Dingleberry the libtard on dn?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:29 pm

LOL, I have not seen him in a while

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:27 pm

He ded in ff

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:22 pm

All true, though I didn’t mind living up there for a few years.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:26 pm

Bang any women and if so any skinny ones?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:30 pm

Yes and yes

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:32 pm

Never knew you Square danced

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:32 pm

Lotsa pretty girls in North Dakota.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:40 pm

Correct, especially at NDSU

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:52 pm

nahh maybe a couple UND where it’s at

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 1:56 pm

That reminds me…my gaydar consists of noticing when guys fail to notice beautiful women walking by. I don’t care if it is physically or neurologically improbable but I cannot help but glance.

We were sitting out on some picnic tables set up in downtown Fargo last month visiting with our friends. I got up to toss something in the trash and noticed two very attractive young ladies coming our way, one was wearing a very tight and revealing dress. I sat back down with my back to them but as they passed by both my friend and I’s eyes darted ever so briefly their way, almost reflexively.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:57 pm

Send me 40k and some percocet or I’ll tell your lady

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:58 pm

Trust me she saw it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:05 pm

Bet you got her a 1000 Louis Vuitton purse

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:34 pm

My wife used to enjoy Coach bags but she is frugal these days. She’s pushing for me to retire at 62, damn her eyes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 2:40 pm

You won’t, it would suck. Nagging all day

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 2:00 pm

lol, this you

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Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:43 pm

Lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 12:51 pm

Zoos suck. Make me sick

manly-purple
16 August 2022 11:21 am

Work today, ooof. People I tell ya….

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Northwoods
Reply to  manly-purple
16 August 2022 11:25 am

How bad you got it? 2 transformers blew across the street – we’re on generator power, only 1 light in 10 is lit. I just had to take my cell phone into the bathroom and turn on the flashlight so I could see to pee.

manly-purple
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:58 am

That’s rough. I’m dealing with people being ridiculous for selfish reasons.

Adrenaline
Reply to  manly-purple
16 August 2022 12:09 pm

Work got postponed while I took my mother to a clinic. All her friends have been enthralling her with wondrous stories of shingles so she thought she had them… turns out some allergic reaction to something, maybe a bee sting.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
16 August 2022 12:23 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 August 2022 12:58 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:02 pm

Lol, doctor in SoCal pouring Drano into her hubbie’s drink

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:11 pm

Typical, Newsome will likely give her a medal

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:14 pm

Especially if he voted for any Republicans. Then after he dies he’ll start voting Democrat.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:22 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  manly-purple
16 August 2022 12:53 pm

Spill grease on your shirt?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:37 pm

Hobart broke down. (See how many here get that reference)

Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:16 am

Dog Catches Monkeypox In France In First Suspected Human-To-Pet Transmission
Wonder what the guy was doing to the dog?

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:17 am

sounds like some HEAVY PETTING

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 11:19 am

Ooohhhh, best dad joke of the day!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:18 am

Maybe the guy identifies as a dog.

manly-purple
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:18 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 11:50 am

I do not wonder and do not want to know.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 12:54 pm

I know and don’t do it. Ruins their spirit

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:38 am

But I thought the housing market wasn’t going to drop or correct itself?

Housing starts tumble in July to new 17-month low

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:47 am

Went by the house where I grew up out in the country the other day.

They’re scraping the neighbor’s farms for about 10 new subdivisions. There’ll be more overbuilding in Minnesota when you look at how many of new subdivisions are being built than you can shake a stick at.

GA Skol
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:07 am

There won’t be overbuilding 

Adrenaline
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 11:12 am

There’s only so many illegal and chain migrationers coming into Minnesota.

Other places, yah, will probably be steady occupancy rates no matter how many units are built.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 1:28 pm

Somalia has to live somewhere

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:53 am

We had breakfast last week with the realtor that sold our home. Inventory is still low in the Billings market but she said the reality of the market has changed. No multiple offers anymore, nor offering over asking price. I’m sure there will be a dip, but I doubt you see truly significant declines in home prices, at least in Montana.

FWIW we only had a single offer on our home (other than the usual dumb “how low will they accept”) and that took two months on the market. We got full asking price but I can tell you our home was a better buy in the high end of the market than a lot of the homes that went for more earlier in the boom.

If we were still trying to sell at this time I would definitely be contemplating pulling it from the market for awhile.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:56 am

Yeah, house my son just bought was on the market for a month with no offers in the Sacramento area… and like probably half the listings in that area the seller put in a significant price drop to get some activity, which resulted in a few more lookers but not the hot multiple offer thingy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:59 am

With the influx we’ve seen of Californians I don’t expect a huge drop, but some drop would be nice. Especially since I was planning on trying to move out of town. Initially planned on this year, but the real estate market was insane. I’ll let it calm down a bit and shoot for next summer. Get all my ducks in a row this winter and be ready next year if the right place comes available.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:03 am

The housing market was/is due for a correction.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 12:56 pm

In billings and butt you will. Armpit of na along with the Peg

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:34 pm

A lot of experts on the thread today!

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 12:55 pm

Everybody but me who is an expert is a fkn expert. Told people this for months

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:17 pm

GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:43 am

Anyone want to join a fantasy league with a bunch of DN/DN banned people. Chunk, banjaman & just_rob are in it. Lifer used to be until he had a melt down two years ago. Maybe some others, but I can’t remember who is who anymore.

KFEY93
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:48 am

Already in 4 this year. Thanks for asking tho

peterplaysbass
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:51 am

draft? or auction?

cost?

GA Skol
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 9:52 am

Draft, no real money

GA Skol
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:52 am

Side bet all you want, but no money required.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:02 am

hmmm

how many teams? what’s the roster? when’s the draft?

is auto-draft a possibility if my social calendar conflicts with the draft?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:03 am

I’m looking at the link you gave to northwoods and getting answers about the roster and such. still wondering if auto-draft is a possibility (I think Yahoo used to support that years ago)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:06 am

is “social calendar conflicts” code for “I don’t know football so I might as well let a computer pick my team for me”?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:24 am

partially

I used to look up every player’s projected stats for the season from footballoutsiders and plug those into the scoring system for the league to make a value draft board – that was fun

I’ve been out of fantasy for a few years though, do I’d probably end up leaning heavily on Yahoo’s recommendations

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:07 am

Yeah, you can autodraft

GA Skol
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:10 am

Yes, autodraft is an option. Just_rob almost always auto drafts. Usually gets like 7 Packers on his team

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:11 am

His team usually sucks too

Northwoods
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:52 am

Is it a free league? Asking for a cheapass friend…..

GA Skol
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 9:53 am

Yes

Northwoods
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:55 am

Has a draft date been assigned yet? I’d be up for it

GA Skol
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 9:55 am

Next Tuesday night at 7:15 CST

Northwoods
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:56 am

That should work. What info do you need from me?

GA Skol
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 9:57 am

Just an e-mail

GA Skol
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 9:58 am
peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 10:12 am

Northwoods, did you join? The league says it’s 11/12 right now and I don’t want to take the last spot if you’re not in yet

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:24 am

Yeah, sorry, just got finished logging in.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 10:26 am

no problem! I’m glad you got a spot.

I was on the fence. mostly I’m just proud to be an ex-DNer, and also I like to help fill out a league that needs one extra team to be complete

GA Skol
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:28 am

I’ll let you know. I asked the others to confirm they want to play again. We’ve had around 6 or 7 say yes so far.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 11:01 am

OK, sounds good. I’m happy to help out but I’m also happy to miss out, if that makes sense

freezeyface
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:03 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 11:49 am

LOL, just noticed this, nice

banjaman

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 12:58 pm

Auction?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 4:34 pm

For sure I’ll join…….

no wait I quit again…..

KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:23 am

So, someone please inform me if what information I am missing. Why does Cousins have to be away from the team for 5 days for the Mulan Cold? I was under the impression the NFL tossed out all of its pointless COVID rules for this season. Whats with the arbitrary time frame?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:26 am

Those are the CDC guidelines, the NFL scrapped its covid protocols and just adopted whatever the CDC says.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:28 am

Thats…still really stupid. Dammit. I thought they actually pulled their heads out of their asses for once. Guess I was wrong.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:37 am

How does he play on Saturday if you’re supposed to be masked around people for 5 days? Just mask up on the sideline and ignore the fact that he’s breathing on everybody in the huddle and down Bradbury’s neck at the line?

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 9:39 am

He doesnt have to be masked….right?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:41 am

Last I heard was 5 days isolation and 5 days masked indoors and around people. That would mean masked up through Saturday.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 9:42 am

Goddammit this country is beyond stupid.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:44 am

I guess is you test negative twice the overlords say you can take your mask off prior to day 10:

After you have ended isolation, when you are feeling better (no fever without the use of fever-reducing medications and symptoms improving),

Wear your mask through day 10.

OR

If you have access to antigen tests, you should consider using them. With two sequential negative tests 48 hours apart, you may remove your mask sooner than day 10.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 9:52 am

Wearing a mask is like putting up a chain link fence to keep the mosquito’s out as I’ve said many times. WHEN will our scientists and doctors admit this?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:55 am

Never, can’t admit they were wrong and/or just flat out lied. A lot of it was a social experiment to see how far they could push it and how many people would just listen.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:05 am

Totally agree with this. Set the precedent so the Government can restrict you and take away your rights any time they want “for the good of others”.

GA Skol
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:12 am

They don’t let you drive drunk for the good of others.

Drugs are restricted for the good of others.

Guns are restricted.

Shit ton of things.

DE Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:34 am

How far do you let the government go to restrict?

The US is currently a frog in a pot of water.
Slowly turn up the heat and the frog doesn’t know he is going to be killed by boiling water soon.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 August 2022 1:01 pm

The United States as we knew it is over, period. Beta wimps and the 19th amendment and their fkn feelings. Fuck them all

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:23 pm

Don’t forget the cucks…bless their little hearts

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:32 am

Wearing a mask is like putting up a chain link fence to keep the mosquito’s out as I’ve said many times. 

Yep.
Fauci said the mask was useless in January 2020 when Trump was banning travel from China.

That all changed quickly.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 12:59 pm

No, diaper

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:44 am

So, to be clear, you would have no problem with the nurse checking your weight and BP for your physical having COVID?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 9:48 am

Nope… I don’t worry if they have the flu, or a cold… why would I worry if they have COVID?

GA Skol
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:50 am

I personally don’t want the nurse to have a cold, flu or COVID if I am going for a treatment. The flu kills thousands of people.

MT Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:56 am

That seems remarkably logical. Why has no one thought of this before COVID? Gawd.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:58 am

That’s your choice. The Government took my choices away arbitrarily. I’ve had COVID twice even though I’m vaxxed. I was sick like the flu. People say if I had not been vaxxed I would have been sicker or even died. Maybe, maybe not. There is no proof that being vaccinated lessens symptoms. Either way, the vaccines are flu shots. That’s all.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:03 am

No proof that being vaccinated lessens symptoms? OK you lost me there.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:07 am

There is no proof. It’s a theoretical.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:15 am

Yup you betcha

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:46 am

There seems to be a large body of research that proves vaccines do help reduce the symptoms, especially in vulnerable populations. I am not yet sold on the booster shots, I had Covid, than had my vaccine shots – I am not really in a hurry to get the boosters shots – not quite convinced that I need one….still waiting for more data. Same with my 18 year old son, not sure it makes sense for him to get boosted.

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 August 2022 10:51 am

I’m not a pureblood… got vaxxed to get on a plane to visit newborn grandson last year.

Then had covid but won’t ever do the boosters… too much anecdotal evidence of heart issues, of which our family is extremely prone to.

There is not much science data related to that because the federal grant people are literally blocking a crapload of grants that would dig into that more.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:02 am

I got vaxxed pretty early on, fully vaxxed by mid February when it came out. I have never had covid that I know of or tested positive but I’ve been exposed many times. Those are the only concrete facts, I have no idea how much the vaccine may have helped in me in not experiencing symptoms after being exposed like 10+ times.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 11:08 am

Part of the problem is in the studies they do have… one study out of Sweden will say one thing while a study out of Israel will say something else, and voila! confusion and uncertainty.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:13 am

Honest question (maybe the gouger knows), could your genetic ethnicity have something to do with how you react to covid and/or the vaccine? I remember reading early that Asians were more vulnerable to severe symptoms due to generally having a higher amount of Neandertal DNA than people of other ethnicities but that was very early and short timeframe.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:02 am

Yep….

L. A. Player
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 9:58 pm

Well I’m still a pureblood! Work in the only clinic that accepts RONA patients in our county and have never tested positive so…

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:29 am

Minescule sample size – my wife and I had COVID before being vaxxed – both mild cases. She got it again earlier this year (vaxxed and boosted). Even milder case.

Could it be because of the vax? Yes.
Could it be because she had COVID prior? Yes.

You’re correct – really no proof without a working time machine to go back and do it twice under both scenarios.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 10:37 am

What I don’t trust is the politicians insisting that first, we wouldn’t get covid if we were vaxxed, and then switching to the symptoms being lesser if we were vaxxed.

Lot’s of new studies out there but you know what? They seem to have zero interest in funding therapeutics and cures, so I have almost zero interest in believing what our faithful government is putting their funding into as far as studies.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 10:57 am

If you don’t research potential problems, they don’t exist and are just conspiracy theories.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 11:00 am

That’s the way I look at it…

And they get what they want, which is a certain narrative that causes those sexy sheep to act a certain way, and then we learn it’s all more Russia Russia Russia somewhere down the road…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:13 am

I had it once at it was very mild. Got the jab to appease my boss, got covid again a couple months ago and it was much worse and symptoms lingered for weeks.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:30 am

Different variant maybe? Other health factors at the time?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
16 August 2022 10:32 am

Could be. I was pretty healthy both times. The second go around, the first couple of days was about like the first time minus losing taste. Got better for a day and then it settled in my lungs for weeks. Took the kids hiking 2 weeks after having it and I could barely keep up with my 5 year old and I’m tall and lanky so out hiking most people has never been a problem.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:34 am

I have heard, like Biden, immediate recurrence of the virus in vaccinated people (at least the Pfizer one I believe) is pretty common. So you may hypothetically not get it as bad, but there is a decent chance you get it twice. The new variant is supposedly much less severe (exactly how a virus could be expected to mutate), so it’s hard to compare current illnesses with previous ones anyway.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:15 am

People say if I had not been vaxxed I would have been sicker or even died.

Exactly. A straw man argument.
Same goes for the climate Nazi’s.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:50 am

This ^

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:50 am

Well, that’s a great attitude to have, but where were all these advocates of laissez-faire when the schools, businesses, stadiums, etc shut down? No concerns about your hospitalized mother being exposed to influenza by a HCP?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 9:55 am

Ummmm remember our Government IMPOSED rules to limit us against our will. They also took actions that put the weakest and most vulnerable people at risk.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:01 am

When you refer to our government, do you mean the federal government? Does the federal government control school policies?

I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy, if Kirk tested positive for influenza but felt “fine” is it okay for him to expose all his teammates and coaches to the virus, some of whom may not feel “fine” when they come down with the flu?

I myself have not missed a day of work for illness in my life. I happen to be lucky in that I am rarely symptomatic with any of life’s little colds and sniffles. Others are not so fortunate.

I think if a nurse is going to take the common sense stance of not reporting to work for a few days after testing positive for COVID, maybe a football player should do the same?

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:09 am

have you always held the stance that it’s selfish for a player to play even though under the weather?

i can’t remember if you thought michael jordan was selfish and disrespectful of his teammates for his “flu game” or for any other athlete who decided to play through sickness….

or is this a newfound stance? genuinely curious

GA Skol
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 10:14 am

The flu games wasn’t preseason.

freezeyface
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:21 am

i never referred to preseason

i was responding to MT Vikings:

I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy, if Kirk tested positive for influenza but felt “fine” is it okay for him to expose all his teammates and coaches to the virus, some of whom may not feel “fine” when they come down with the flu?

I think if a nurse is going to take the common sense stance of not reporting to work for a few days after testing positive for COVID, maybe a football player should do the same?

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 10:35 am

Well, all you have to do is think back to, say, January of 2019. Were you ever in line at the grocery store and another person in line coughed and sniffled and generally sounded like dogshit? I know I was and since I am a bit OCD tried to concentrate on not touching my face, breathing shallow, etc….basically hoping I wouldn’t catch the bug.

In the healthcare environment circa 1/2019 I would say the average worker was more cognizant of not exposing others, whether staying home, isolating from patient contact, wearing a mask, frequent handwashing, etc.

Present day, I can’t remember the last time I stood in line and had someone coughing on the back of my neck. Probably a temporary panacea but people seem more conscientious.

I can also remember hockey players gutting out the flu in the playoffs. Seems like the whole team was fighting off the flu at one point or another. Perhaps I would have been enraged if Messier took a game off with the flu, but on the other hand maybe if he had the rest of the team wouldn’t have struggled with the flu for the remainder of the playoffs.

TL;DR version…newfound stance.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:42 am

My newfound stance is that they should take that friggin Wuhan money and all the rest they spend on stuff like trying to figure out if gnats are homosexual and fund a cure for the flu, as well as common cold and related stuff.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:43 am

fair enough.

and i’m not saying i welcome sickness or purposely put myself around sick people (i do know some people who were flabbergasted when we didn’t want to have a “chicken pox party” with them, we are no longer friends haha)

so i don’t disagree with you.
i’m all for sick people staying home. no need to cough on me or my kids.

but i also know, in reference to kirk, selfish, think of teammates etc…to not care until recently seems medium “hypocritical”. that is all.

as you stated, you more than likely would have been beyond pissed if messier skipped a game or two due to cold like symptoms. and i guarantee you, his teammates and coaches would have been too haha.

my thoughts haven’t changed. gut it out. i think it’s ridiculous to what this has become, but that’s me and my opinion.
i disagree with some of your opinions, you disagree with some of mine, and in the end, we will get a drink at the wagonwheel and still be able to be friends

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 11:09 am

Awesome freeze! I’ve only been to the Wheel once and I still have two free drink tokens from there to use up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:03 pm

Ironic you get 2 since that’s state law, lmao

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:09 am

How do you know he or any other player doesn’t stay away from the team when they have a cold or the flu?

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:12 am

It should be up to the player to decide if they are well enough to do these things, not the CDC or the Government throwing out arbitrary numbers is my point in all of this. Im not saying, “If your sick, go get your friends and team mates sick”. Kirk may very well be very sick, but his time to feel better and return shouldn’t be up to the CDC and certainly shouldn’t be 10 days of hoop jumping.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 4:27 pm

A man of science with respective sensible societal logic.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 10:40 am

exactly – would rather they don’t have the flue or a cold or covid, but if they do oh well, not a huge concern.

GA Skol
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 9:49 am

Some people would make out with a COVID positive person just to prove they vote Republican.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 9:53 am

depends who the covid positive person is

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freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 9:57 am

yeah i mean who are we talking here and is she hot?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 9:58 am

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 10:09 am

yes i’d make out with her if she had covid.

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 10:44 am

These responses are about the closest thing Skolholes has to a scientific study…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
16 August 2022 11:11 am

Who gets the dollar her or me and is my wife there or will she in any way find out?

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 11:13 am

She does…

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 11:08 am

That’s an interesting social experiment. Would make for a good YT video – have a pretty girl and ask random passerby if they would kiss her for a dollar, then tell them she has COVID.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 11:34 am

How about this one Freeze?
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freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 12:51 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:00 pm

You were supposed to reply a lot quicker than that. I wanted to test some capabilities of the site and you let me down.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:21 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 1:22 pm

I’ll just have to try again later.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 1:04 pm

Lol. Mattress back tramp

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 4:30 pm

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
16 August 2022 10:22 am

that’s Ana De Armas – I saw her in The Gray Man (Netflix)

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 10:25 am

i see no ana de armas, but yes, i’d make out with her if she was covid positive

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 August 2022 1:04 pm

After having much sex I would hope she turns into a pizza

VikingPhilip
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 10:40 am

I’m kind of strange this way, but I’m not kissing anybody if they have any kind of sickness.

Adrenaline
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 August 2022 10:43 am

I’m old, so it’ll be enough if I don’t turn into a lech and start kissing and groping like a Biden.

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 August 2022 11:06 am

I’m worse than that, I won’t share a beverage with anyone other than my wife and occasionally my stepkids. Definitely not the grandkids.

GA Skol
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:10 am

I don’t share drinks with anyone I am not kissing. No needs to get some disease from them.

MT Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
16 August 2022 11:12 am

My brudda from another mudda!

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:16 am

Jack Ryan high fiving a cat… hmmm

I literally don’t share drinks with anyone. Rare occasion with Canoe Girl, really rare

But I might…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 11:32 am

Same here. I only share a beverage with my wife. When the kids where little I may have shared occasionally with them, but I really didn’t want to as they often had backwash.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 9:50 am

Not if shows not showing any symptoms of being sick. I treat it like a common cold, because it is for 99% of the human population. If youre sitting there coughing, fever, runny nose, feel and sound like shit, then you shouldn’t be at work. If you aren’t showing symptoms you dont have enough viral load to get me sick in the first place unless spit directly into my mouth.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 9:54 am

Your last sentence is 100% wrong, not sure where you are getting that idea but it is inaccurate AF.

Do you know for a fact what Kirk’s symptoms are?

I don’t have much of a bone in this fight but I would hope that you are in contact with your congressman and senators about your feelings. I would love if congressional oversight etc would step in and remove mask mandates, symptom checks, temperature checks, surveillance from all hospitals and nursing homes. To be clear, I have had phone conversations with those people as well as the governor for my state.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:09 am

https://www.youtube.com/c/PeakProsperity
This Gentleman I have been following for over a year, actually goes over data, numbers, etc. Robert Malone, and several other Drs are who I get my information from. And all have basically said there is no valid statistical data that asymptomatic spread is a thing, or at least a thing to a point anyone should be worried. And viral load is 100% a thing and 100% right and is huge in determining if you get sick or not. No Idk Kirks symptoms, but I would wager an athlete in their 30s should be fine to be around other people in 3-5 days AT MOST, if he had it really bad. And no I’m not because lets face it, the Government at large does not give two shits about its people, state or federal. Anything I would have to say would fall on deaf ears. Sorry, I dont want this post to come off hostile but I have good, sound reasons why I feel the way I do on this. Im not pulling thigs out of my ass or going off facebook posts like a lot of other people.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 10:48 am

It’s all good, kfey. I’m ready to ditch the mask in the hospital environment if I’m feeling good but I also expect my coworkers to get the flu and COVID “jabs” unless they have some significant reason they cannot.

You have to be vigilant in exposing yourself to multiple sources of information. The danger in only following a single source is bias. Thankfully I have skoloholics to get some variety in my diet haha. The physicians (I assume?) you cite are going out on a limb in thinking that COVID would be different than any of thousands of other respiratory viruses that are known to be reproducing viral genome and shedding virus at a significant rate (this is the prodrome phase more or less) prior to developing symptoms and developing antibodies. When I hear a physician saying this virus is different from all the others my BS meter starts chirping. Which is not to say they may not be right. Anecdotally though, many people I talk to state they were not exposed to any symptomatic people prior to developing SARS-CoV2 respiratory illness.

Myself, I have not been sick since 2018. As long as I continue to feel good there is no way I am going to get tested and find out I’m sick even though I feel fine. I may be one of the last people on the planet that hasn’t had a test yet.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 10:52 am

I had more tests than I ever wanted in 11 years of college…

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:05 pm

Not dying from side effects is a “significant reason”.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:01 pm

I do. She can only do the hernia check.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
16 August 2022 12:59 pm

Nih funded gof to put evil on the world. That’s why.

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:23 am

Biden’s Inflation Bill Made $7,500 Electric Vehicle Tax Credits. Ford And GM Just Raised Their Prices By The Same Amount.

You can’t make this shit up…

benjammin
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:29 am

That’s not shocking. I bought a mini bus for work, like the small white buses you see for disabled people with the wheelchair lift on the side. Anyway, brand new it cost me 64k in October 2020 and was delivered w/in a week. I just got a quote for one that will take a year to get and cost… 130k. less than 2 years and the price doubled. The one I bought two years ago has appreciated roughly 30k at current used prices. We live in insane times.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:31 am

#BuildBackBetter
The country is obviously doing way better.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
16 August 2022 9:32 am

That slogan makes me want to throw up…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 9:34 am

Yeah. Brandon needs to just adopt a put it back the way you found it policy.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 August 2022 9:42 am

I was reading a bit about housing development in Ontario https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/housing-development-ontario-affordable-1.6549602 and I feel for both sides. People put money down in 2020 but with pandemic layoffs and now the price of building materials what can a developer do? I thank the powers that be that we serendipitously put up our shouse in 2019. Guarantee it would cost twice as much and take twice as long now. However, I don’t think having the government step in and regulate private industry is the answer.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
16 August 2022 1:07 pm

Fuck trudeau

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 1:21 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 August 2022 1:06 pm

Fjb. Fuck gm. Fuck Ford

Lifer
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Reply to  Fivefingers
16 August 2022 4:22 pm

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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