Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion-Part Tres: 04 Oct 2022

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Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 11:13 pm

Way better

Mjolnir
4 October 2022 9:55 pm

This is Goose.
He’s my best good buddy.
From the red clays of Guthrie, Oklahoma
He’s all Viking.
Baroooooo!

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Kodiak
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 October 2022 11:17 pm

Nice buttsniffer. Does he eat the hydes undies?

Kodiak
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 11:18 pm

Duke does.

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Adrenaline
4 October 2022 6:40 pm

In other news, was going to go to Sacramento today, but postponed until tomorrow.

Should I be the Blood or the Crips this time?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 7:08 pm

Blood

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 7:56 pm

Sounds fun. Can’t even take a gun with

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 8:20 pm

Maybe I can resurrect Teddy Roosevelt’s Bull Moose party and bring the moose gun.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:34 pm

Straight to prison, you aren’t an invading criminal

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 8:48 pm

FBI = Fun Banned Indefinitely

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 11:14 pm

If you were a Mexican you would be fine

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 5:38 pm

Cougar Hunter, lol

VikingPhilip
4 October 2022 4:57 pm

Ya’ll have been busy today.

Pete, who’s Denver?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
4 October 2022 5:05 pm

Lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 5:40 pm

yep

Lifer
Admin
4 October 2022 4:57 pm

Gawd damn ya’ll a bunch of chatty Cathy’s today.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
4 October 2022 5:01 pm

I’m offended.

Actually I haven’t been around much today, but I’m trying to get my comment count up.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
4 October 2022 5:07 pm

I learned Eva slept with Pete Davidson and I’m heart broken. He has std’s now she is unpure.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
4 October 2022 8:25 pm

who?

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
4 October 2022 5:40 pm

Eva who? Heard the kid has a YUGE D and gets stank even though he is ugly as a mud fence

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
4 October 2022 5:04 pm

Yup

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 7:57 pm

really?

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
4 October 2022 5:39 pm

PPskinflute posted numbers and Ben is on a tear. 1000 comments by him alone

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 5:41 pm

Now filter out all comments less than 10 characters in length.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
4 October 2022 7:57 pm

23 I think

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 11:14 pm

thanks fil

Kodiak
4 October 2022 4:30 pm

Blowing the lid off today

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 5:05 pm

Yup

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 5:41 pm

really?

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 4:31 pm

lol, thanks wReck

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 5:05 pm

Legit lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 5:41 pm

yep

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 6:22 pm

See ya, Treadwater. Maybe my ded grandma will challenge you in a footrace and you’ll be eating grandma dust.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:25 pm

soon, very soon

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 11:15 pm

like us winning the Owl

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 4:05 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 4:24 pm

not twymannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:31 pm

he’s shot

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 3:34 pm

Kirks da best.
All his haters are ugly and have genital warts

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 4:24 pm

this

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 5:38 pm

LOL

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 5:42 pm

really?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 6:24 pm

So the last part is related to those who dated Pete Davidson

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:26 pm

lol

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 4:13 pm

Nice.
Unfortunately, 1st and 10 doesn’t count for anything on the scoreboard.

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
4 October 2022 4:33 pm

Ugly and win

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 4:33 pm

Because they usually run Cook on 1st and ten

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 6:04 pm

who gaf

norseman1
norseman1
4 October 2022 3:26 pm

Twins. T-2. Thank you Lord.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
4 October 2022 4:33 pm

what does that mean?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 5:26 pm

2 games left.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
4 October 2022 5:29 pm

What kind of games are you playing with twins, it sounds interesting?

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
4 October 2022 5:43 pm

wouldn’t that be fun?

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
4 October 2022 5:42 pm

Ah, I thought they sucked more than usual or something

peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:12 pm

boy, I’m glad I don’t sit in a hot/stuffy office every day.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:10 pm

I generally dislike people but would rather see their faces in person when I tell them so, therefore I prefer the office

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 4:34 pm

good strategery

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:24 pm

i’d take the office everyday of the week.
home? no thanks

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:35 pm

you’re married, to be expected. It will get worse

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:34 pm

me too

freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:04 pm

do we get a 2nd thread review from ben if we get a 3rd thread in one day?!?!?!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:07 pm

doubtful

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:07 pm

game time decision?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:09 pm

here’s a mini one

THREAD 2 RECAP (OCT 4 2022)

Summary of the first thread goes over very well

PPB continues to be handsome

five lives rent free in eggslusher’s head

MT opens up with his feelings

Freeze mostly absent/inconsequential

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:10 pm

oh, and Ben comments “yup”, “nope”, or “lmao” to nearly everything

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:12 pm

Avocados and green peppers suck
No new buyer will be able to get financing for a dog house

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 4:36 pm

great collapse coming

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:29 pm

Yeah. Take out the short comments and his numbers suck

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 4:58 pm

Yup.

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 5:44 pm

That too

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:12 pm

Yup

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 4:36 pm

lol

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:36 pm

rookie numbers

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:10 pm

i’m challenging the second part of what has been said about me….

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peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:11 pm

after review, the ruling on the field stands. freeze is charged his final timeout, and has no more challenges.

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:13 pm

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Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:37 pm

lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:32 pm

Every time I see eggslusher, I think it says slurry crusher.
Which is a strain of….. something.

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 4:37 pm

herpes?

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:38 pm

Here is an article talking about the listeria/salmonella dangers of submerged avocados.

https://www.everydayhealth.com/diet-nutrition/fda-warns-against-risky-new-avocado-trend/#:~:text=By%20storing%20the%20avocados%20in,could%20have%20serious%20health%20effects.

Not sure I did the link correctly. But I still occasionally do this. Maybe I’ll try adding vinegar to the water.

Summary, the submerged avocado hack works. But you could die.

Kodiak
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 October 2022 4:37 pm

avoid

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 October 2022 5:14 pm

Just submerge them in one of these guys and problem solved.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
4 October 2022 5:44 pm

guac doesn’t suck too bad usually

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 6:25 pm

Might as well eat a japanese blowfish. If I wanted to die from eating something, I’d go out with my stomach busting from eating too much king crab or prime rib.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:28 pm

So guac is now bad? I thought just if you soaked the avocado for weeks

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 8:43 pm

No idea if it’s bad. I don’t eat the stuff. And I even had a tree with those things hanging off of it in California.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 11:16 pm

Kalifornia is bad to visit and worse to live

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:13 pm

Lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 4:38 pm

Lmfao

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:35 pm

perfect

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:32 pm

No. Takes to long to get a comment cred.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:12 pm

Here’s your summary:

yup
nope
lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 4:38 pm

zakley

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:35 pm

YES

Mick
Mick
4 October 2022 2:59 pm

Not elite 10 yard split.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 3:00 pm

STRENGTHS

Khyiris athletic talent and unique in the box quickness, is very rare for a reported 6’ 4” 340 LB, Defensive Lineman. His ability to affect passing plays and shut down the running game between the line of scrimmage is impacting. When Khyiris gets lose on passing downs and comes directly up the middle, it’s like watching a solar eclipse slowly engulf the quarterback. Khyiris doesn’t stop all game long, he is relentless either pushing the pocket or shutting down the run or taking on the double team so the linebackers can run free to the play. Khyiris doesn’t just stop at the hash marks. He easily goes down the line, stringing out sweeps, not allowing to be pushed off the line, and once again allowing for linebackers to clean up. He is so athletic that BYU uses him at 340 lbs, as a fullback on the goal line! Think about that if you’re a linebacker who weighs 100 lbs less, trying to be stout against the run for your defense. I believe teams will not have a dominating defense unless they have a Defensive Tackle or Nose Tackle who does all the grunt work of pushing the pocket and shutting down the run and demanding double teams. That’s why I call him Khyiris (Grunt) Tonga.

CONCERNS

He might be able to push the pocket but unless you are in his path, sacks will not come often. Once you get 340 lbs moving in one direction it’s pretty hard to change direction laterally. Also, stamina is always an issue with the big Defensive lineman so how teams value rotating lineman, differs from team to team and that will affect his draft status.

BOTTOM LINE 1.83

I’m not here to tell you where a player is going to be selected in a draft. I’m here to give you my opinion of his impact and talent and where I might select a player in the draft. I value excellent Nose Tackles higher than others because I believe unless you stuff the run and push the pocket and demand through your play, to be double teamed so that the pass rushes and can be singled up on the outside and not double-teamed, that you will not have a dominating defense. That’s just what I believe. I believe that if an offensive coordinator can double team an impact pass rusher, then that edge rusher will not be effective but if you have to double team a nose tackle on passing downs because they are so disruptive than your pass rushers are single up or your offense running backs have to stay in and block and that means your quarterback has fewer options and will have to hold on to the ball longer and then, guess what that does for a defense…sacks. Khyiris reminds me a lot of former Bears 1985 1st round pick, William (The Refrigerator) Perry, and I believe he will have the same impact.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 3:01 pm

going to have the same impact as William Perry?

LOL

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 3:38 pm

My wife also said I have “Unique in the box quickness”, but I don’t think she was listing it as a strength.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 3:41 pm

Roger that!

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 4:40 pm

Ooooooo, aaaaaah, thanks for that

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 October 2022 6:08 pm

“is that a roll of certs?”

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 October 2022 8:28 pm

dimes

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 4:39 pm

get em

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 6:07 pm

lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 11:17 pm

he is a fat boy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 October 2022 3:02 pm

sucks

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 October 2022 4:40 pm

7th rounder

peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 2:59 pm

freeze doesn’t think she’s cute anymore

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:02 pm

i never said that.
i just said i lost respect for her for getting it on with ugly pete davidson.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 3:04 pm

someone with the most punchable face and he’s an idiot too

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:41 pm

yes

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 3:04 pm

you’re better off not knowing

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 3:07 pm

she’s my christmas tree topper

I hire her every year

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Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 6:10 pm

she tops something for me often

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 October 2022 6:44 pm

Your list of never gonna happens?

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
4 October 2022 8:21 pm

Too fat, anyway.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:31 pm

I would make an exception

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 4:42 pm

Kate OMGis she edible, Beckensale

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 3:39 pm

A guy freezey hates

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 4:41 pm

butt ugly retard commie from SNL. Zero humor

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 4:48 pm

They guy who bored or Ariana grande so bad she made the song walking side to side

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 October 2022 6:10 pm

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Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 October 2022 8:30 pm

the real big Ben, squeaky voice too

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:04 pm

hey, you’re back!

maybe they never had whoopie

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:08 pm

yeah work has been crazy busy.
plus i feel like i need to be gone for a while for you guys to truly appreciate what you have in me.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 3:10 pm

I had that yesterday (work, not manipulative absence to force fonder hearts)

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:14 pm

Ponder hearts? Yes to Sam!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 3:25 pm

I suppose if I had to choose between Sam and Kate, the Pete Davidson thing might be the deciding factor

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 3:31 pm

Because of that, I’d definitely go Sam.

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:45 pm

why not both

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 5:16 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 4:43 pm

Getting well used no doubt

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 4:42 pm

Ouch, were you gone?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
4 October 2022 6:09 pm

yep, ded to me. Maybe have sex and that’s it.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 October 2022 8:29 pm

well that’s kinda the point, not like I wanted to talk to her

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:40 pm

Kate, Date, Mate

peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 2:58 pm

Vikings are going to have more than 1 loss by the bye

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 2:58 pm

book it

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:14 pm

Miami for sure. 4-2 into the bye is awesome though

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 October 2022 8:32 pm

wait till 6 starters go on IR, unless Greasy Adolf and dog boy are in cahoots with Jobu

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 4:14 pm

yeah miami and Tua

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 5:38 pm

won’t matter we suck

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 6:11 pm

lmao

peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 2:58 pm

I’m the best

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 5:49 pm

ded thread

peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 2:57 pm

what the?

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 October 2022 5:49 pm

damn midwesterners leave work, thread dies

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
4 October 2022 6:28 pm

Midwesterners are the Vikings of commenters. Will never win a Super Bowl of commenting.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 October 2022 8:33 pm

They go home to their fat and psychopathic wives

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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