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Minnesota Vikings News:
Skoldiers posted Minnesota Vikings Vs New Orleans Saints: Week 4 Report Card.
Coach O’Connell talked with reporters yesterday about Cine, the win, and more, from Vikings.com.
Between the 3 threads, almost 2,000 comments today, not including the other articles. Wow, this is like the old days again. Only better.
Way better
This is Goose.
He’s my best good buddy.
From the red clays of Guthrie, Oklahoma
He’s all Viking.
Baroooooo!
Sweet pooch!
Nice buttsniffer. Does he eat the hydes undies?
Duke does.
In other news, was going to go to Sacramento today, but postponed until tomorrow.
Should I be the Blood or the Crips this time?
Blood
Sounds fun. Can’t even take a gun with
Maybe I can resurrect Teddy Roosevelt’s Bull Moose party and bring the moose gun.
Straight to prison, you aren’t an invading criminal
FBI = Fun Banned Indefinitely
If you were a Mexican you would be fine
https://twitter.com/nyporchsport/status/1577333565154631686?s=46&t=TwPTjqNQugwx1ZFwAWlpAQ
Cougar Hunter, lol
Ya’ll have been busy today.
Pete, who’s Denver?
Lmao
yep
Gawd damn ya’ll a bunch of chatty Cathy’s today.
I’m offended.
Actually I haven’t been around much today, but I’m trying to get my comment count up.
I learned Eva slept with Pete Davidson and I’m heart broken. He has std’s now she is unpure.
who?
Eva who? Heard the kid has a YUGE D and gets stank even though he is ugly as a mud fence
Yup
really?
PPskinflute posted numbers and Ben is on a tear. 1000 comments by him alone
Now filter out all comments less than 10 characters in length.
23 I think
thanks fil
Blowing the lid off today
Yup
really?
lol, right
Nick Olson looks like bandcamp
lol, thanks wReck
Legit lmao
yep
See ya, Treadwater. Maybe my ded grandma will challenge you in a footrace and you’ll be eating grandma dust.
soon, very soon
like us winning the Owl
not twymannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
he’s shot
lol, we gonna lose 54-3 in the playoffs, Unless greasy and his dog have a deal w/Jobu
Kirks da best.
All his haters are ugly and have genital warts
this
LOL
really?
So the last part is related to those who dated Pete Davidson
lol
Nice.
Unfortunately, 1st and 10 doesn’t count for anything on the scoreboard.
Ugly and win
Because they usually run Cook on 1st and ten
who gaf
Twins. T-2. Thank you Lord.
what does that mean?
2 games left.
What kind of games are you playing with twins, it sounds interesting?
wouldn’t that be fun?
Ah, I thought they sucked more than usual or something
boy, I’m glad I don’t sit in a hot/stuffy office every day.
I generally dislike people but would rather see their faces in person when I tell them so, therefore I prefer the office
good strategery
i’d take the office everyday of the week.
home? no thanks
you’re married, to be expected. It will get worse
me too
do we get a 2nd thread review from ben if we get a 3rd thread in one day?!?!?!
doubtful
game time decision?
here’s a mini one
THREAD 2 RECAP (OCT 4 2022)
Summary of the first thread goes over very well
PPB continues to be handsome
five lives rent free in eggslusher’s head
MT opens up with his feelings
Freeze mostly absent/inconsequential
oh, and Ben comments “yup”, “nope”, or “lmao” to nearly everything
Avocados and green peppers suck
No new buyer will be able to get financing for a dog house
great collapse coming
Yeah. Take out the short comments and his numbers suck
Yup.
That too
Yup
lol
rookie numbers
i’m challenging the second part of what has been said about me….
after review, the ruling on the field stands. freeze is charged his final timeout, and has no more challenges.
lol
Every time I see eggslusher, I think it says slurry crusher.
Which is a strain of….. something.
herpes?
Here is an article talking about the listeria/salmonella dangers of submerged avocados.
https://www.everydayhealth.com/diet-nutrition/fda-warns-against-risky-new-avocado-trend/#:~:text=By%20storing%20the%20avocados%20in,could%20have%20serious%20health%20effects.
Not sure I did the link correctly. But I still occasionally do this. Maybe I’ll try adding vinegar to the water.
Summary, the submerged avocado hack works. But you could die.
avoid
Just submerge them in one of these guys and problem solved.
guac doesn’t suck too bad usually
Might as well eat a japanese blowfish. If I wanted to die from eating something, I’d go out with my stomach busting from eating too much king crab or prime rib.
So guac is now bad? I thought just if you soaked the avocado for weeks
No idea if it’s bad. I don’t eat the stuff. And I even had a tree with those things hanging off of it in California.
Kalifornia is bad to visit and worse to live
Lmao
Lmfao
perfect
No. Takes to long to get a comment cred.
Here’s your summary:
yup
nope
lmao
zakley
YES
Not elite 10 yard split.
going to have the same impact as William Perry?
LOL
My wife also said I have “Unique in the box quickness”, but I don’t think she was listing it as a strength.
Roger that!
Ooooooo, aaaaaah, thanks for that
“is that a roll of certs?”
dimes
get em
lmao
Khyiris eleison, down the road that I must travel
Khyiris eleison, through the darkness of the night
Khyiris eleison, where I’m going, will you follow?
Khyiris eleison, on a highway in the light
he is a fat boy
sucks
7th rounder
freeze doesn’t think she’s cute anymore
i never said that.
i just said i lost respect for her for getting it on with ugly pete davidson.
Who is Pete Davidson?
someone with the most punchable face and he’s an idiot too
yes
you’re better off not knowing
I don’t know who the gal in the gif is, either.
she’s my christmas tree topper
I hire her every year
she tops something for me often
Your list of never gonna happens?
Too fat, anyway.
I would make an exception
Kate OMGis she edible, Beckensale
A guy freezey hates
butt ugly retard commie from SNL. Zero humor
They guy who bored or Ariana grande so bad she made the song walking side to side
the real big Ben, squeaky voice too
hey, you’re back!
maybe they never had whoopie
yeah work has been crazy busy.
plus i feel like i need to be gone for a while for you guys to truly appreciate what you have in me.
I had that yesterday (work, not manipulative absence to force fonder hearts)
Ponder hearts? Yes to Sam!
I suppose if I had to choose between Sam and Kate, the Pete Davidson thing might be the deciding factor
Because of that, I’d definitely go Sam.
why not both
Getting well used no doubt
Ouch, were you gone?
yep, ded to me. Maybe have sex and that’s it.
well that’s kinda the point, not like I wanted to talk to her
Kate, Date, Mate
Vikings are going to have more than 1 loss by the bye
book it
Miami for sure. 4-2 into the bye is awesome though
wait till 6 starters go on IR, unless Greasy Adolf and dog boy are in cahoots with Jobu
yeah miami and Tua
won’t matter we suck
lmao
I’m the best
ded thread
what the?
damn midwesterners leave work, thread dies
Midwesterners are the Vikings of commenters. Will never win a Super Bowl of commenting.
They go home to their fat and psychopathic wives