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As of this writing, the Bills are dominating the Patriots. The halftime score is 17-7, but it isn’t nearly that close. The Bills defense is smothering the Patriots offense. The second half will likely be much of the same, but I’ll be snoozing by the time that happens. We’ll see whether I’m correct.

Minnesota Vikings News:
We brought you our Week 13 Power Rankings Summary.
Rob posted the Skoloholics Mailbag: The 9 and 2 Mailbag.
Antonio Brown is being nutty again.
Justin Jefferson was named the November NFC Offensive Player of the Month…..again.
Video of the Day:
Here’s a great winter-time song. This is DaYoopers with Rusty Chevrolet. Enjoy!
Weekend thread?
Can’t wait. They want to do Jan 6th they get the right for this
lmao
Kevin lol 🤡 ….oh no….Hunter Biden’s presidency Is officially over.
The lies👆
The reality👇
https://twitter.com/lindyli/status/1598853864870281216?s=61&t=HJC_zeKsRRqrNeTTI2S-EQ
Nobody awake???? Am I on site full of boomers?
Musk exposing little biden
Earlier I read that whole thread. No surprise here, but nice to see the documentation that proves what half of us already knew was going on.
Stores that don’t have separate checkout for returns are bullshit, yes I’m crabby
I agree. I also refuse to show anyone my receipt or check my bag when I leave a store. I’m not a fucking criminal and I won’t let you infer that I am. I walk right past them. Had one ‘mystery shopper’ attempt to stand in my way once and I had to throw a shoulder into him, but I got past him.
Yeah that bugs me.
Tell the cops to find me and bring a warrant.
The balloon factory has a no hassle shoplifters policy so even if we see theft we cant say or do anything to the person we just let them leave. The company has a loss prevention team that uses cameras and other information to have about a 90% conviction rate on catching the ones we report. Much goes unreported but from what I was told thefts both internal and external only adds up to .05% of all merch so not worth the liability to allow employees to try and stop thieves. We lose our jobs if we do, so criminals know that now and hammer us regularly. Dumb fucking corps and their greed.
I’ve seen that before. I understand theft is a problem – truth be told I’ve probably walked out of a self-checkout once or twice with an item on the arm. I’d feel bad about it but they obviously view me as an employee it being self-checkout and all, and I view that as an employee discount.
I was on for like 5 minutes today and still made the summary.
Lol
Nice, good job
Been a crazy ass few weeks….closed on our new house finally. Everything went actually pretty smooth, funny how they make it super easy to give you debt. Must be a catch there huh?
Mrs turns 50 Sunday so I had to…. excuse me…wanted to get her a nice gift to go with the few other little nice ones I got. Went with a David Yurman diamond ring that’s stunning like her. I think she’ll love it. Having a big party with some neighborhood folks tomorrow night should be fun.
I heard kodiak has great gift ideas for women.
which ones, those tied up in his shed or the ones who escaped and are wandering in the Alaskan wilderness?
Lol yes
Lol
Nice ring!
TY I value your opinion.
Well, I’m the only girl here, lol! She’ll love it.
This has a nice ring to it.
Gorgeous ring. In the future if you’re looking for other options I might suggest Brilliant Earth. That’s where I bought the wife’s ring. Picked the stone and setting. Pricey, but well worth it and its value has skyrocketed from when I bought it.
Thanks I’ll check that out. 20th anniversary is coming up. I just keep shelling out the $$$ lol…
Their big claim to fame is ‘conflict free’ diamonds, was a good selling point to my wife, although I lucked out and got the least material person (let alone woman) on earth. I’m incredibly fortunate. Can’t say that enough.
What is the conflict with diamonds?
Blood diamonds – diamonds that are mined in a war zone and sold to finance insurgency and terrorism among other things. Angola, Sierra Leone, Liberia – all hotbeds of activity.
Thanks, I assume lab grown are automatically conflict free then?
Yep. Brilliant Earth I believe mines in Canada – so conflict free as far as I can tell.
Yes my wife engagement and band that has diamonds we’re conflict free with a certificate and such when I bought them. This ring today I doubt that’s the case but I’m not sure.
Stones seem a bit big, but what do i know.
Nice work, man!
That is nice, I bought my wife’s engagement ring at a place called James Allen, very affordable 2.5 carat assher cut center stone, where you get that?
If you had a price range why not let the lady pick? Like buying clothing, easy pass for me.
David Yurman
CZ is way cheaper and better
Beautiful ring, Lifer! Well done!
BSF….from the earlier thread you said you benched 285 x 6 reps. By the formula I was taught here is what your likely 1 rep max is:
285 lbs x 6 reps x .0333 + 285 lbs = 341.94 lbs.
I’ve found this formula to be pretty spot on for me personally and everyone remember, I am certified. 😉
Nice to know
Been watching a pretty sick grand since Wednesday: 102 fever, headache, and vomiting. UGH! She was better today. Hope I don’t get it, and especially hope her little sister, who has a big concert Monday night, doesn’t get it.
Heckuva Friday night KC, hope she’s better.
Wednesday and Thursday were awful. She was better today, thank goodness.
Fingers crossed!
Thank you. I usually watch them when they have colds, but not when they’re that sick. Parents were in a bind, so grammie time.
You’re a good grandma.
Sorry to hear, sick kiddos is terrible
I can handle the colds, but her fever actually got up to 102.4, and vomit is no fun either. It’s running through their school like crazy. They even had to cancel the after school program, and gave the parents no notice. We’re closing until Friday, come and get your kid now. After school teachers all sick with it.
Yeah my oldest was sick last week, fever upwards of 102.6 and kept waking up in the middle of the night super thirsty drenched in sweat, had influenza a
Sorry. High fevers are scary. This one came with a headache too. When they picked her up from school, nurse told them all the kids had high fever, headache, and vomiting, which is exactly what she had.
Yeah, for me I was just glad my 3 month old didn’t get it
Oh, thank goodness!
Yeah, breastfeeding is good for babies immune systems, luckily my wife has no issues with it and produces enough that we just donated 5 gallons to a woman who isn’t able to produce.
Agree. Who knows what’s actually in “formula”. Neither I nor my daughter gave that to our babies.
5 gallons my god you nursing motor boat’n sob….
Pretty much
Grandma’s got this.
It is really tough watching those grandkids hurting though.
No kidding, she was so pitiful. She was really good though, did everything I asked with no complaining, except she would say her head hurts. I’d give her an ice pack, but had to tell her, you have to wait until this time to get more tylenol. She was good to either wash her hands or put hand sanitizer on to try to help grammie not get it. Had to coax her to eat a few bites of anything though.
I must be a dumbass, still working at 4:30 on Friday. I’m outta here, y’all have a great weekend. Drive fast & take chances.
Same brad, find your give a damn.
I’m actually starting to get crabby for real. We have a policy no one can be alone in the building. Everyone leaves early on Fridays and we typically lock up at 4. There’s one person who fucks around every day and forces someone to stay late with her and apparently today’s my day. I should have left a half an hour ago but I’m still here.
Can’t do the “Hey Asswipe C, I’m leaving so you’re leaving have a nice weekend” ?
She’s actually very sweet, just kinda not great awareness.
Ahh, yeah those are tough. One discussion might fix it though
you should tell her before you leave you both need to check the salami in the breakroom.
Lol
She’ll be the first one out the door from there on out.
^^Ben crabby. Roh Roh.
Sucks that you have to wait.
Security policy? Or anti-theft?
Yes
Light her on fire.
We have the same policy at the balloon factory. No one can enter or leave the building alone. It has absolute nothing to do with safety and everything to do with deterring theft from employees.
Ours is more for safety, there’sa bus stop in front of the building and with it being northern Minneapolis it’s a saber precaution.
Damn, I could steal from work? I never thought of that. Put that on the list of stupid mistakes I could make.
I use to hire anesthesiologists so I had to review their entire education, credentials and work history. You would not believe the number who had lost their licenses at one point or another for stealing drugs and getting caught. I mean hard core shit that puts you down. Crazy shit.
A locums anesthesiologist applied at BC, the application came through MEC because of credentialing issues. I ended up being the outspoken one like no f’ing way I want this guy working on my wife. I’m guessing he still would have got the boot but some were concerned with the acute shortage, effect on the employed anesthesiologist of working into the ground, etc.
Of all the fields I think they have the most bad actors. You have to wonder about sitting next to a patient all day who is exhaling anesthetic gas and fentanyl fumes. Throw in “relatively” easy access to drugs and it could be scary.
There have been a couple of emergent situations where syringes with fentanyl etc get left on the bedside table and I always loudly point out – there is a syringe full of _____ over there. I don’t want to touch the stuff myself and don’t want anyone having aspersions cast when the syringe disappears.
Hey asswipe b, I have a planters wart on my foot that has become painful, do I need to see the doc?
Have you tried OTC medication on it? If that’s failed, yes I would see a doc.
Yeah there are…I don’t know if it’s they go in to that discipline to get access to the drugs or just end up on hard times and turn to drugs of what. Usually ones educated to that level understand the consequences of these powerful drugs and of course the risk of losing a very well paying job. Crazy I just don’t get it.
That’s the dumbest rule ever
It’s for safety, like 90% of people at work are women and after dark it’s not the greatest of area to be
I thought there was no difference between men and women?
Sorry, had to stir the pot.
I will be trying this recipe over the weekend (with shredded chicken instead of ground turkey – blech) and re-posting next week if it was any good
Turkey “Egg Roll in a Bowl” with Spicy Mayo
mrs freeze makes something similar, and i actually love the ground turkey (surprisingly)
I’m sure the green peppers are good in it too right?
Ground turkey and chicken just throw me off to look at a tube or slab of ground poultry.
Plus, cooking chicken in a crockpot and then shredding is amazing.
Just saw congress put the fucking to the RRs.
who didn’t see that coming….
Whats next, the SSs???!!!!
What is an RR?
Oh you mean railroads??
Yeah.
What did congress do? Did they fuck the railroads (i.e. owners)? or did they fuck the workers? either way someone was going to get fucked.
tis the American way
The workers. You know the Dems, “the party of the workers”. They just sided with the RRs and the Union bosses and didn’t address any of the concerns the workers have.
The Dems tried to pass a bill with the sick days the workers wanted and only 6 republicans went along with it.
So then a bill comes up with no sick days and gets republican support.
So plenty of blame to go around
I don’t know if the details are out, but apparently this is the 18th or 19th time Congress will have stepped in for such a strike.
Workers just want some sick days since they are being forced to work for weeks straight with the labor shortages.
Yes, I heard about the sick days stuff that seems messed up.
Also heard you can retire from the RR after 20 years and get full salary…that seems messed up.
Huh, that would be crazy.
Might be 30 years for full retirement bennies, only quickly Googled though.
https://rrb.gov/Newsroom/NewsReleases/RailroadRetirementAgeReductions
Nah it’s 30 or 60. And your wife gets half.
they also pay a shitload more in taxes for it as well and not SS.
24/7/365 for some guys and the only days they get off are unscheduled mandated rest periods and a little bit of vacation.
the workers get disciplined if they’re sick for multiple days… and in increase in labor does not alleviate the issue… the railroads will furlough like they always have and run bare bones.
20 is for federal and military
If true, stupid. Base shit on years of service.
Last time I paid any attention, the house voted to give them the sick days.
In the Senate 52 voted for the sick days, but need 60 to pass. So now no sick days.
I didn’t bother to look which party fucked them on the sick days. Either way, can’t have a third of the freight in the country shut down
Right, which is why Congress probably has the ability to, and is, acting on this. Especially right before Christmas.
It’s pretty fucked up, but if they increase the pay as I quickly saw scrolling through some details hopefully that helps to increase the labor force and lessen some of the issues they are having.
So now I did bother to look.
Dems tried to pass the sick days. Republicans blocked it in the senate.
So dems options were to force the RRs back to work or let a huge sector of our economy crash.
Actually a bit scary how giddy some Rs were in forcing this choice onto the dems BTW.
Soooo, after forcing the dems to fuck the workers, you’ll now see the republicans gleefully stating this as a fact.
What a fucked up country we live in.
LOL, cry more stupid lib!
thanks for taking the stupid lib title away from me for the day lol
But yeah, super fucked how Congress acts like a bad marriage who just spite each other to fuck over their kids to get very small gains.
We really gotta overhaul Congress.
I look at the stupid lib label as a badge of honor
Absolutely agree. All of those elected frauds need to be disgusted with themselves but they’re not as they go home with UNLIMITED sick days. MF’ers.
Entitlements a effing joke.
Anyone who thinks either party cares more about taxpayers than big businesses is kidding themselves, it’s Just a matter of which side decided which big business they side with.
They don’t care about Jane/John Doe. Fuckem.
Yup business and unions.
those bosses in the union all have paid leave and they up the dues on the members wkth a raise and expect their backpay too I would imagine.
I’m fine with the lib thing. Compared to most of the people on here I’m much more liberal.
I firmly support guns and drugs and gay marriage and abortion and believe in climate change.
On the flip side I would would crack down on the border, turn social security and medicare into block grants and return the money to the states to spend as they see fit.
One of the main reasons I left St Paul had to do with the taxes and Melvin Carter’s idiotic liberal policies.
I could go on, but basically any social issues I’m very liberal. Fiscal issues I have some ideas that even most republicans wont like.
I’ve always been a moderate, and I like people with very moderate political views.
I also have realized that I agree with 99.998% of political crap that Ben posts.
As far as the gay marriage, why shouldn’t the gays get to be as miserable as the rest of us married people?!
i don’t believe massachusettes, should be wicked
Finally getting “fraud report accepted” from the USPIS for all the new homeowner “Mortgage Protection Insurance” I reported back after I bought the place. I’ve cooled off, but it should be funny now to see how many places I reported.
What happens now?
Probably nothing, but I reported those sonsabitches everywhere I could.
“Your family is at SIGNIFICANT RISK if you don’t ACT NOW” for something pretty much no one needs.
I left some scathing BBB reviews where I could.
I’m going to that Scandahoovian festival this weekend that LFA is always talking about. Hopefully it is a good time and the kids enjoy.
Is that the one on the north shore?
Yeah, I think its by Two Harbors
It’s between Duluth a two harbors.
maybe I’ll make the trek
My wife and I always go up to Bentleyville each Christmas season, I finally looked up the jellybean thing the last time LFA mentioned it and decided to check it out.
We were at BV last night.
woll probably end up there again too
Sounds dumb.
Have fun at yore dumb festival.
Here it is.
https://julebyen.us/
Ben is taking the train
Like in a sexual way?
Yes
At the festival?
on the train to the festival
little ben expected approx. End of Sept 2023
Ben can’t get pregnant silly
Pretty confident with that answer?
gendering people now?
I thought this was a decent place.
Fine.
Someone blow a load in Ben and let’s figure this out once and for all.
Too far?
I nominate you.
if you have the equipment for such activity… I would like to not be a bigot
I think if you blew a load in Ben the appropriate term would be gay, and not bigot.
So, goods news!
To clarify, if you said something offensive against a marginalized population while blowing a load in Ben, then you would also qualify as a bigot.
LOL
Gotta cover all your bases on such a technical issue
I know a refresh will fix this, but man this sit e looks funny sometimes
Looks good to me
Nah, not too far enough.
Wait your turn, I’m a pretty popular Log Cabin these days.
I think my wife and I are finished, thing 1 and thing 2 are enough, at least for me, plus I don’t know if I could handle living with 4 females if thing 3 were to be another daughter.
You could.
best advice?
just keep fuckin
Lets see, if I had another in the next 18 mos I would eventually have 3 teenage girls and a wife who would end up on their periods at the same time, also the only other male in my house will likely be dead, pass.
That’s not how it works… rhey all mess up each others cycles so your life is always miserable.
inthink you have the mouth to keep you out of trouble.
I mean I was done after 1 and 2 as well..
That’s what I fear too.
Here’s some useful info on the Swedes so Ben can prepare for this festival
Maps are fun
I mean that one is good, but so far this was my favorite reply..
https://twitter.com/ben_gc/status/1596823791237492736
I hope the Vikings beat the Jets as bad as the cowboys beat the Vikings.
I just want the media to have no idea what to say.
It would be great to see a crushing victory.
Not even the game.
I want the medias heads to explode.
Media nothing to say? Hope i’m awake for that.
Right? They’ll have something… I just hope it’s creative.
Just imagine what Kodiak and 5 would say and that will be pretty close to what the media will say.
0-62
I’d imagine it would be something like this:
They’ll just make something up to say as usual
“Mike white coming back tk earth”
I also want to see JJ make Gardner his B and see the pics of him holding Gardner as a baby.
Then we will need a witty headline about JJ, Sauce and/or Gardner.
Like The Jets Sauce too weak for JJ or something equally dumb.
I like to read the word “media” like Jesse V. is saying it BTW.
Anyone else?
IDK what he says it like
Me
D
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like Madea?
Do you have a link?
Not recent enough.
wait.. what’s the other pronunciation?
Its almost like he is saying 3 different words.
Got it. I apparently never listened to him say it.
I haven’t heard him talk in a long time.
Oh, now my level of technological competence is being compared to kodiak. Oh it’s on boys. I’m working on my magnum opus, a post so long it will break the internet. BTW here is what you missed on the first thread.
I unexpectedly had a good day at work yesterday, I took a ppt presentation to the CEO of my local hospital and outlined how we need a new MRI scanner made by company X. The background is that they are leasing a horribad scanner by company Y and losing patients to other hospitals, because the CFO is chummy with the company that leases Y. CFO told chum I wanted an X and they said oh get a Z it is just as good. Z is HQ’d in Shanghai and has a reputation for service problems.
I figured I had a snowballs chance in hell.
After my presentation, he said we are going to get X.
Surprised me but good news. Until the CFO talks him back into Z. Oh well I laid it out there.
Best part is if they get X I get an enormous financial kickback and a Porsche with their logo.
Sometimes I am concerned that the statement which is obvious sarcasm will be misconstrued as truth by some, and really want to put @@’s on it.
Someone is on a roll today. Rec
You deserve a kickback for making a sale.
such is life.
Is your hospital like Sacred Heart on the show Scrubs where they only ask the guy for new equipment once a year?
I’m not familiar with that concept, have maybe seen one episode of the show which was where a radiologist went crazy saying it’s my equipment mine mine which I can empathize with.
A basic MRI out of the box with a standard array of coils typically runs between $1.3-1.6 large. Then there are service contracts, tech support, etc. So they are nothing to sneeze at, although a DaVinci or Mako robot says “please”. Have to stagger capital equipment requests.
I have a good core of seasoned and new MR technologists and they are unhappy with the Y. I am unhappy with the Y. Patients are unhappy with the Y. As I’ve promised to work here for ten years it only makes sense to get the right scanner.
BTW I did my intern year at Sacred Heart Medical Center in Spokane, does that count?
Yep I know that episode well, he also doesn’t let Elliot store her car door in the room, he eventually relents and does the scan after Elliot threatens to tell a patient he screwed up.
I’ve never watched one minute of that show. I generally don’t like ER shows.
LOL, live look at Asswipe B
Yes that counts!
In that episode, the Chief of Medicine was only ever in a good mood once a year – his anniversary – so that was the day everyone would line up outside his office with new budget requests.
PS – For a while everyone thought that was the Sacred Heart they were based on in the show, but eventually it came out the show’s hospital was in “San DiFrangeles” California so unfortunately no, you don’t get any credit.
As a person in charge of capital equipment expenditures for a manufacturing company (trying to figure out if we make the parts for machine x or machine y in MT’s scenario), generally yes. Something about being able to budget out planned capital expenses for the financial year.
I threw the Porsche in there as an obvious easter egg.
See ^ wiggle room expenditures
That is true, I’ve always looked at a budget as fluid though
To a certain extent it is, but generally go into a year with a planned fixed expenditure amount and then add some wiggle room for non-planned/fluid expenses.
Add lots of cash for hookers and blow, too.
Arif’s been trying that for years, good luck
Valid point.
You obviously need to put a hit out on the CFO.
take THAT you
gougersasswipeshttps://twitter.com/SafetyAlertsMN/status/1598774179238756352?s=20&t=aC1KPWUNxxVFed0dbyvgJg
according to gone fishin, they must have been driving the speed limit
Good way to look suspicious, IMO.
exactly what GF said.
Great minds, something something..
Guaranteed
I keep it 5 under when I’m rolling though my hood and speed limit in other hoods.
on the highway? 5 over always. Same reason as you. And never hit the brake when you see an officer of the peace.
Zactly. I go the speed limit in residential areas, but I mostly avoid residential areas, other than the one I live in.
Yup. Some dipshit passed me in Right by my house yesterday… I was doing the speed limit. He may catch a snowball next time I’m out and he goes by
I have a neighbor who walks his two little purse dogs twice a day. He posts at least once per week on the neighborhood facebook group that people are driving too fast and need to slow down in our neighborhood! Coincidentally my wife asks me at least once a week if I was speeding in the neighborhood.
Neighborhood facebook groups? Are those an actual thing?
Guess it might be different if my closest neighbor was within a quarter mile of us.
ye
Yeah where I live they are, I need to move.
Oh yeah. My wife loves to see what people are bitching about.
When I lived in Highland Park, there was a years long argument about coyotes that would have put the DN’s Kirk debates to shame.
Put them down, end of debate.
You should find the Highland park FB page and post that.
What could be so controversial about Coyotes? Oh wait that’s right everyone’s a stupid lib in the TC
No way. 85 mph I’d be burning like 5% more fuel, so not worth it.
70mph interstate here.
when it’s 65 I only go 69 so I can laugh to myself.
What is this sites version of Vox called?
Took a vote, we’re calling it a Ben here.
dammit
agreed
In that case I hate it when Ben keeps telling my I’m posting comments too quickly!
Jannifer
Perfect
Its kinda surreal that the gophers are consistently developing legit NFL talent these days, even moreso when they know they will get drafted but choose to stay instead of go into the draft.
Yeah, pretty cool how many defensive players it is too.
Got suckered into replying to someone on Twitter the other day who said this season is disappointing because now the Gopher’s window is closed.
Hmmm… I can see being disappointed in not taking advantage of a very weak West division, but they still beat Wisco and won 8 games as of now. Maybe they’re a younger person who didn’t experience any of the 80s or 90s or the guy between Mason and Kill. I think the window may be more open next year, they’ll lose a couple guys, Schmitz being the best of them but I think that Athan kid is going to be better than Morgan fairly quickly, he is certainly blessed with much better physical talent.
The 2 straight losses after being just barely ranked early in the season was really disappointing, and that stupid Iowa game was so winnable, but yeah outside of losing Schmitz and Ibrahim I think the offense might have more going for it next year with the young Grecian at QB (& all the young talent) with more experience and Autmann-Bell coming back too.
Maybe vs preseason projections it was a little disappointing, but I’m pretty happy that the floor is now 8-9 wins considering I became a fan when I started college in 2010.
LOL, the Brewster era was bad. Is Span-Ford also out of eligibility?
My first experiences as a Goofer were 7 straight games of “Fi-yer Brew-ster clap-clap-clapclapclap” until Horton Hears a Who won 2 conferences games after replacing that bozo.
And I had to look it up, apparently he’s got 1 more year (2 years at the beginning of the 2022 season). That’s very good for next year.
https://gophersports.com/sports/football/roster/brevyn-spann-ford/20474
You gonna post the one about Darrisaw again too?
Good reminder Ben. Some people need it
That is true, boomers amirite?
looks like Tim Walz lol
Mick’s hero, looks lovingly at his poster of Walz while feeding the chickens.
Correct hahaha
Party time!!!
That’s great news. Help in both the run game and pass game. Thank goodness.
Yeah Evans isn’t great but looked better than Booth and Shelley. The Vikings sorely missed Fat Dalvin, especially in the Cowboys game.
4th rd, have to start winning those picks.
Yeah, the last few years under Rick I think he traded them away mostly, like the Chris Herndon deal last year.
We lose a 4th next year too? Getting my picks and years mixed up.
I think that was part of the Hockenson trade, or maybe the Vikings get a 4st? Hard to keep track.
Good, rest him. We’ll need him later.
Yes, rest him.
Yepper.
god rest ye christian darrisaw
Why are those two chicago fans wearing Minnesota and packer gear?
Thanks freezey, now I will have that tune in my head the rest of the day.
I have absolutely no idea what the next lines are without the song book in my hands
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
This is the way.
Hello Stranger
‘god rest ye merry gentlemen’
I sing that song once a year when I go to Christmas Mass with my parents.
Yeah I’m slow, figured it out after NoDak’s post
Blame Freezey…
God rest ye Christian Darrisaw
Stay sidelined from this fray
Remember, Kirk, our Saviour
Will need to have you play
To save his ass from Parson’s Power
When playoffs come our way
O smack him like he’s a tiny boy
Comfort and Joy
O smack him like he’s a tiny boy
There, I got it out.
Like
I hope it’s just precautionary and he isn’t still having symptoms A week and a half removed.
I would think two concussions a week apart may take a couple weeks for recovery, that was the timetable with Tua as well.
I think he’s back next week or week after. Looks like he was in a red jersey today which means he’s progressing
That’s good news. Really hope what little secondary we have left can stay healthy.
Ozark was very good
we’re watching Peripherals on Amazon now
Up next: Slumberland, Troll and Wednesday on Netflix
After futbol tomorrow
Slumberland looked like it could be a good kiddo show.
We watched Slumberland last Saturday. 7 & 10 yr old liked it.
I ate 3 gummies and thought it was good.
Just wasn’t a fan rob.
I figured I’d be in the minority… but it the ending was extra suck.
kept me engaged… hard to even watch a whole series for me. Just didn’t like it.
FTFY
I’m actually with you on this one, so you may be the minority, but yore not alone.
I am too, I didn’t get very far though, I just didn’t find it compelling.
Took me roughly 6 tries to get past the first few episodes (start watching, quit for an extended period, then have to start over from episode 1 to figure out what was going on again)
Yeah I watched the first few months ago.
picked It up again….
and now I just want my life back that I wasted.
f TV
Add-All quiet on the western front
and
warriors of the future
both Netflix
All Quiet On The Western Front sounds good, one of my favorite books.
Spoilers, guys! Now I know the ending!.
Why watch Trolls on a show when you can study them and interact with them in their natural habitat – here?
LOL
Wednesday is good, not humorous like the TV series or movies, but much more dark humor. The girl who plays Wednesday is almost too cute, but she grows on you.
Saw that on the tv.
wife was watching… didn’t really care. My book was better.
MT’s still posting long comments on the other thread.
LOL, of course he is. Before Kodiak quit he would go to the old thread and reply to all the comments there before getting to the new thread and posting comments after pretty much everyone was done for the day, probably because then nobody could/would respond to his Eeyore posts.
Thats good, they clutter everything up anyway. They can stay there
Didn’t see B-Rad posted new thread, here is summary
Summary:
Rob ripped off Skolifer’s idea, he should now be referred to as just_ripoff
Mick posted by himself for a while and said he isn’t intelligent
Manly Purple posts that TJ Hockenson is the new Vikings logo
Bowbunch asked about DVOA, skinflute is never around when needed and only posts DVOA stuff when nobody cares
MT’s grandma liked to have a lot of sex and got a lot of STDs
Benjammin ties up escorts with cable
Discussion about Bowbunch’s pickup
Long discussion about driving etiquette
BSF posts large picture of strange looking dildo
NoDakRube keeps his relative out of site in the basement at holiday gatherings
Bowbunch is Kodiak’s intern/bucket boy
KarenFingers returns, unsurprisingly spreads doom
BSF is a hunchback
The Minnesota Wild were shitting on oil
Asswipe B drives like an asswipe since buying a Volvo, way to live up to the name
BSF goes to NYC to enjoy the smell of old garbage left in the heat, he’s also making a coffee table book of the homeless cocks he looked while there
Long discussion about etiquette/rudeness
MT is exhilarated by telling women to go fuck themselves
Florida Skol struggles with modern technology
Florida Skol thinks Benjammin is brilliant
VP gives instruction on how to sock her
COHF5years is surprised people throw away trash in the garbage cans at gas pumps, I’m curious then why do they put them there?
GF doesn’t like a show about a fatassed gal with big lips that rides a dumbwaiter
Mick says Five is an Alpha among all you Beta Cucks
Knew 5 couldn’t hold out
Yep, now just waiting for kodiak, he might not have Internet access though
Whenever I think of five and Kodiak, I think of these old Kibbles N Bits commercials (five is the wannabe “alpha”)…
I usually think of this, especially after 5 was glad Kodiak got a smartphone so they could send each other nudes.
Isn’t he moving soon?
From one tree to another?
He’d said AZ in Dec, don’t recall a date.
Yes
Good summary, thanks, LOL!
Well done
lol I am just curious that people stop at pumps to only empty trash, not get gas.
But I can’t argue with The Summary.
Once you have kids, you’ll get it. They accumulate more garbage than a city full of adults.
I use the passenger floor of my car for junk mail, then when i gas up it goes
Oh, I can’t have stuff on my floor, other than my pistol (in the case, I try to do things legally). Garbage on my floor would literally drive me crazy. I keep it in one spot, preferably in a bag until we stop.
Grown kids, no problem.
Case? My guns are never in cases unless I have to put them in the camper or in the bed of the pickup. They don’t do any good if they are cased and unloaded.
I keep mine in a fingerprint little gun safe. That way if they walk away I can at least tell the cops I did the best I could to keep ’em out of criminal hands.
Although I once almost forgot to take a pistol out of the safe before I drove into Canada. Yeah that would have sucked.
reminds me.. need to go put a few rounds through my 9mm this weekend now that gun season is wrapped up.
Might as well bring the 17HMR and .22 with for some plinking fun as well.
What model 17 hmr you got?
Buddy had a Ruger that was fun to shoot.
Savage 93R17. Thing is really fun to shoot, and stupid accurate from a couple hundred yards. Haven’t tried pushing it much farther than that, idiot behind the trigger would become more the problem than the gun at that point.
I have a savage 99E, it was my grandpa’s but then he died and my dad gave it to me. it looks like this
Nice! So far I have only been handed down 1 of my grandpa’s guns from my dad, a semi-auto 22 that I can’t remember any other details on right now.
I tend not to use that one often, just because of sentimental value but I like having it none the less.
Yeah I feel like guns as family heir looms is a good thing. My grandpa had two 2 of those 99Es, one a .308 and one a .243, my older brother got the .243. Gramps also bought a shitload of surplus military rounds for them, I didn’t need to buy any until like 20 years after I got the rifle.
Guns, knives, and hand tools are the family heirlooms for us.
Never unloaded, but in a case. It’s easy to access.
What if CCHOF doesn’t want kids? Is that o.k? Seems like you are making a lot of assumptions. Maybe CCHOF is not married because he/she/it can’t find anyone and now you have made they feel bad.
Sorry, I was triggered.
Well, good point. I don’t mean to give orders. He can pull out if he wants.
Diggs disagrees
oh man that was hilarious
Damn
lol
I’d like to have a kid or two. Life hasn’t exactly lined up that way for me so far (decent chunk of that is my own fault), but I would like to. Without any Kodiak advice, that is.
I was 37 when our first kiddo was born, you have lots of time, man. No hurry.
There’s a little bit of nagging worry with the rising risks of birth defects as you get older, but all things considered I think I’d prefer to have kids once I have some semblance of stability vs very young.
Not for dudes there isn’t really a rising risk for birth defects, my wife was 30 when she had our first and 33 with the second, which not any kind of high risk age, though they did call me a geriatric dad at 40 y/o for the second one.
Right, but I’m assuming my wife will be within a year or so of me. Maybe not, but I’m not trying to go all Hugh Hefner either.
“geriatric dad” is very funny
IDK, I was 36 when we got married, she was 29, not really a big deal then but it would have been when I was 18.
Right, just have no idea when you’re going to meet that one person and who they are.
But, in the age of pretty much everything being driven by meeting online (only one couple from my college friend group didn’t meet on some dating app), it feels weird to search for people outside a year or so of my age.
I met my wife because she was friends with my sister, if you have a sister or maybe sister in law just start hanging out with them and then hit on their friends.
lmao thanks for the advice
also, I’ve got 2 brothers
I also was 37, now have 8 (two adopted). Send $ please…
Impressive! Here you go:
He keeps telling me to breed the old hyde again
Do it.
literally
lol
I know you’re a little extra anal, but I have a hard time imagining a scenario where it couldn’t just wait until you get home.
You apparently haven’t ridden in a vehicle with my wife.. the second she’s in my truck it seems like a pigsty
My wife’s car is like that. Everybody knows not to throw trash in my pickup, I’d go nuts. I’m very orderly, and garbage laying around is a big no-no
Odd thing is, she keeps her Jeep pretty much cleaned out, just something about being in my truck.. probably because she knows it pisses me off, one of the perks of being married.
Does your wife have another husband? Or does mine?
Well, I wasn’t going to say anything.. but..
We’re going to have to address the trash thing.
Alright, I told her to get rid of the trash..
She told me my bags will be waiting in the snow pile when I get done with work.
I reserve the right to adjust context as I see fit.
Also, I was traveling and I hate all the trash rolling around, I did not see a trash near the door at this particular gas station so I just pulled up to the pump, I did not anticipate such backlash for doing so from the guy or on skoloholics lol.
As is your right with all that responsibility!
and lol I hope you’re not seriously taking this as backlash, I’m more curious than anything
much prefer people take up all 4 pumps to empty their cars before they end up like this
yeah kidding about the backlash here, but not about the guy, he was deranged
Happy to see Five back.
Why?
First auto rec