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The snow is still flying up here in the Bismarck area, and it sounds like Mick & the gang up in Duluth are getting hit even harder than we are. I’m very grateful to Redline Motorsports in Bismarck for getting my snowblower repaired quickly, I gave it a workout yesterday and again today. Good times!
Tomorrow is football day already! The Colts travel to Minneapolis to take on the Vikings tomorrow, kickoff is at noon, and the game will be aired on the NFL Network. I hope the Vikings can respond well to Sunday’s loss as well as they’ve responded to their other two losses this season: by getting a win to wash off the stench of the loss. On paper, the Vikings SHOULD beat the Colts. One thing we Vikings fans know is to NEVER be too confident heading into a game, so I won’t be comfortable until the final gun sounds. One more day. SKOL!!!!!!!!
Minnesota Vikings News:
Skoldiers posted Week 15 Skoldiers’ Spreads: Vikings vs. Colts.
Rob posted the Skoloholics Mailbag: The 10-3 Mailbag.
Over at Vikings.com, get all the details on how to watch or listen to tomorrow’s game, and check the latest Vikings-Colts injury report.
Video of the Day:
It’s that day!
Wild win 4-1. Christmas is saved.
Bison won, another national championship trip coming.
It’s a bachelor night at my house. My wife and oldest daughter are at The Nutcracker (annual tradition), my middle gal is at a neighborhood bonfire and my youngest went to the movies.
Velveeta Mac & cheese and a 6-pack of stuffed bacon wrapped jalapeños for dinner, while watching Christmas hockey.
There hasn’t been a better evening since Ben met his sock.
We were gonna go to the Nutcracker last weekend, but we had an ice fishing trip planned. Then kiddo got sick and we didn’t do anything.
Glad he’s feeling better.
Bison playing like shit. Offense looks horrible. Pretty sure Donatell is helping out with their defense tonight.
Fortunately, I don’t really care.
*tatonka
Bison up by 1 at the half, probably gonna be a blowout.
*Bizon
Buffalo
Tatonka
What did the Buffalo say when to his son when he left for school? Bye son.
What did skolifer say to benjammin after a long day full of a lot of nonsense and a bachelor night on his own? You suck and my cat is awesome (he started loving on me right after I said you suck).
Well Tomasson’s at it again.
I lost any respect I had for him. What a fucked up thing to post.
Pretty bad. He hated Zim so this was his final shot.
Classless. If Zim loses it and murders the fuck, I wouldn’t prosecute.
Not that it would be up to me or anything, but still.
FTG.
What a douche.
Wild up 1-0 against the indigenous tribal people that threaten our existence and way of life. Merry Christmas, so far.
Praise Be
Indigenous tribal people would not exist if not for the influence of the Beatles
^^this^^
Wild 3-0. Ramming our beliefs down the throat of the natives, as it should be.
it’s a Christmas miracle, so far.
I’m watching the Zamboni love scene in Happy. Gilmore.
Prepping for the Wild game.
Well, I’m off to pick up an almost two year old intact male Choco who has been cooped up in a crate all afternoon. This should be fun. Heading straight home afterwards to introduce him to our choco on a walk. Six miles later he might start to lose his edge.
Poor son of a bitch will be a eunuch in less than a week, hopefully you let him lick his balls as much as he wants till then
There’s sort of golf cart Christmas light parade going on in my neighborhood tonight.
You live in the Villages?
Bluewater Bay…it’s a big subdivision. Not a retirement community but a lot of Facebook hero wannabes. Hate it.
Moving next year once our new house is ready.
Lol. I hate you.
BTW…is GA Skol aware Les Bleus have the Covid and they’re all gonna die and lose on Sunday?
I’ll remind him before the finals
@he likes that@
Please do
My uncle bought a house down there. He’s a retired superintendent for a few different public schools. Rides Harleys and likes to party.
That’s my dream…banging old ladies and having them cook for me.
Which Christmas movie do I watch tonight? Die Hard or Elf? My wife tells me that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. I tell her she is wrong.
She is wrong
The Wild v Blackhawks at 7pm.
Go hawks. But they suck
The closest I’ve gotten to hockey was broomball when I was a kid.
It’ll be the classic Christmas story. A bunch of Wild (mostly white) people ganging up on an indigenous group (the Blackhawks), with the sole purpose of pounding them into submission and imposing their superiority (religious and otherwise) upon them.
Of course, I just made that up and don’t believe it. But I’m watching the game, not Die Hard.
Die Hard!
That’s what Ben will say as his last words when his pee pee gets stuck in the M&M tube.
LOL! Post of the day!
That’s what Ben will say just before he says his last words.
I was going to say Elf, but now I think you’re obligated to watch Die Hard.
Something something alpha male something something.
She is wrong
Watching NDSU here. Incarnate Word started out strong, but the cream is rising to the top. 17-16 at the half, NDSU ahead. It was 16-0 at one point, but the Bison came back & are now dominating.
Incarnate Word to your mother.
I’m going 28-23 vikes. Cover the -4 too
yeah, 28 – 23 = 5, so we got that
A lot of ppl don’t know math on here surprisingly. You should know that son
Yes, father.
“Yes daddy” would have been more apt
TWSS
You being on the front porch would be most apt.
(Sorry, not sorry. Not really)
I’m going to start showing up here more often
I’d rec this more if I could.
lol
BTW, Ben. You’re a loser for not posting your summary on the deuce. We could have discussed it further but instead it’s buried in ignominy on the ace.
you suck.
Summary:
DE’s daughter is much better, getting back to being herself, and closer to home thankfully
MT Viking posts a bunch of words I don’t understand but I did read he was announcing good news and at the end I read that his wife needs no further treatments thankfully
SF is the best team Lifer has seen
FloridaSkol hopes the folks in the north are ok after all the snow, Skoldiers responds with “don’t be soft”
Snowblower discussion
COHF5years is completely unprepared for the demands of homeownership in MN
Benjammin went to work early to spread disease
GF feels stupid at work
Skolifer has a fetish for pregnant women but not MT’s favorite pregnant lady gif because she can’t dance and dresses poorly
Hun also doesn’t like pregnant lady gif, did not elaborate why though
Freezey doesn’t know what day is Christmas
GF correctly identified what day of the week it is, would support Five for president press conferences
Long religion discussion
BSF believes Kirk is the antichrist
SkollyLiferLoveChild says Catholics are trans and Lutherans are cons, bowbunch is offend
MT is getting another Choco lab and will cut his nuts off next wednesday, real hospitable
Vikings defense sucks discussion
VP posts the same wrong picture twice then has his electricity turned off
COHF5years fails to bang hoes
BSF gives Benjammin unsolicited advice on how to remove your penis after getting it stuck in a mini m&m tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana
Amazon encourages COHF5years to commit felony
GF isn’t sure we’ll need another, but just in case he’s going sledding
One half of BSFs brain ponders the depths of religion while the other likes peepee jokes
You unsuck
The most confusing post for me was skoldiers saying don’t be soft, like was it a reply fail or does he think Florida Skol is soft for hoping people are ok?
Or does he think Florida Skol has erectile dysfunction?
Dammit, I should have posted that skoldiers told Florida to not have erectile dysfunction
Shoulda, woulda, coulda.
You suck.
LMAO
Probably true regardless.
I didn’t see the original comment and too lazy to search. But, Skolly is my father and he knows what’s best.
Fraud…I posted this same response in the morning thread. I want a divorce.
And lifer is your mother
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
That’s what I’m assuming.
Might have been a reply fail lol. It was at like 6:30 AM
Lol
CCHOF, get on this!
Sounds similar to the new reality TV show where Ben tries to lay the empty M&M tube.
Very similar.
Here’s a drawing of the actual scene
Lol. Poor Ben. He tries so hard.
and I love that whoever did the video production used the Star Wars theme. So damn funny.
I will probably try it
lol…let us know how it goes
For the record, this was NOT mentioned anywhere on the “Do not stick your D in here” site.
So its fair game…
Did anyone watch the season finale of “Survivor” season 43? It was one of the best of all time. Inspirational.
Man, must have missed that one. Darn!
My gosh what is this world coming too
I was on twitter for way too long today.
I saw the Trump cards and thought they were a dumb fake, and couldn’t figure out why they were getting this much attention.
Then realized they were real….WTF?
Then I saw this on a parody site, also thought it was a fake.
We are well on our way to this:
Lol
I figured Trump cards were for real when five didn’t show up today…probably busy buying/trading.
Useful advice if you hate all the ads on Twitter.
Idk…ever since Skoloholics began advertising, I’ve learned to like them. I’ve already got a backup Asian bride and if that doesn’t work out, I’ve got one from Ukraine. Plus, I’m taking a month-long private yacht cruise and everyone on Skolho is invited, and I’m also learning Spanish (so I can understand some of the ads).
All in all, ads have improved my life..
Or deactivate your Twitter account, I don’t see Twitter ads
tl;dr
I like the updates for sports. Also, for the dick jokes….ok mainly for the dick jokes.
I was on Twitter to follow the Vikings beat writers and troll the political morans I don’t like.
I’m better off without it
Now I’m getting ads in Spanish. I just ordered Babble so I can decide if I want to click.
Ef likely means Dantz is out sick still.
Shelly and PP the starters
How bad does Chris Boyd suck?
I wonder if he will see playing time?
Kris* but yes
Brad really took his sweet time dropping the deuce today
Maybe he has a sore Cane.
Maybe more fiber would help
RE: the previous thread.
Amazon is evil incarnate.
As a third party seller, Amazon will freely give away our product under the guise of “good” customer service. They are just breeding a horrible customer. If you ask just about any third party seller on Amazon, the “return” rate (or give away rate) on Amazon is often many multiple times the return rate as on any other online venues combined. Amazon is Lucifer and many Amazon customers are fallen angels (demons).
All I can say is Amazon has been transformative for my living in the closest thing to the boonies you’ll find in the CONUS. When we lived here 1991-2000, we would make monthly 450 mile round trips to the big smoke, inevitably had a long list of items to find, took all day and sometimes what you got wasn’t the right fit. Leave at 6 am get back at 10 pm.
Now it is all laid out with nice pictures, good descriptions, many reviews, etc…Like that anti-mouse product GF recommended, couldn’t find that anywhere in town, could look all over Billings and might not find it. Amazon had it at my door three days later.
I think Amazon is Gabriel, the light bringer.
Lucifer is the angel of light, just sayin’.
I sell on Amazon, but most of the time if I buy online, I go with a different vendor.
I liked Lucifer on the eponymous show. It’d be cool to go all Lucifer on someone’s ass.
I mean, this is almost too easy. I’m not gonna make any jokes though. I’m too classy for that.
I’m looking forward to Lucifer going Lucifer on COHF’s ass
I wanted the Little Nicky Pineapple part, but this is all I could find.
easy for you to say!
Didn’t we establish the other day that Ben’s ass is already pretty well bored out?
misery loves company.
This true, but as COHF5 years is a lib sadly he cannot be a log cabin as i
This is a phrase that I could see being immortalized kind of like, “I regret I have but one life to give for my country”
Truly inspiring.
I am an inspiration to all closeted gay republicans
So Trump?
I’m not convinced he’s actually a Republican
Fair enough. But he’s definitely gay.
Yeah, that was my point
You have to explain things to me like I’m five.
Like your 5 years old or 5 fingers?
Yes.
That’s was the joke, duh.
You disappoint me (and put your pants on).
I feel shame.
As you should. Now, carry on and say something funny.
Yes
^^^^ gets it
Words like eponymous make me think I should have paid more attention in school.
Remember I counted on those arts electives to boost my abysmal GPA in college. I also dated the daughter of my first year English 210 professor for two years and was expected to give her many fine grand babies with a pedigree of MD and English doctorate parents. She (Dr. K) would say “you should take so and so’s course on derivative Armenian literature, he does a great job.” My last year I took a graduate/600 level English course and the class of about 15 consisted of fourteen tweed jacket elbow patches staid dress types with monocles and pipes and me a pimply faced lab major. Pissed them all off when I would crush them beneath my prolific essay writing heel.
I thought you dated conjoined twins in college?
That is the rumor!
CEO just dropped off a Christmas gift. They treat me so nice here (considering I’m technically not their employee). My actual employer gave us all a lump of coal for Christmas.
Wow. Nice basket. The meats are the star but I’ve never tried jalapeño curds, which sounds great. I’d fry them up.
Yes, they sound yummy. My wife just bought two NY strips for our Christmas dinner so I know steaks aren’t cheap!
I need to talk to our local meat processor and just buy a mess of steaks. When we get a half cow it is so much burger and roasts, and so few steaks.
FYI, “yummy” is a chick word.
Ewwww…
LMAO
Will still roll the Vikes in the play offs if we do get lucky enough to meet em. You going to admit that you were wrong about them and Dallas yet?
Hi clown, DE gonna beat you in fantasy. If you get lucky enough to win I’ll own you with my hobbled squad
Hi dad. Where you been?
Busy as crap at work. Everyone trying to pump crap at the end of the year.
I got Wed – Monday off next week so I’ll be around over the xmas holiday
Got a supper Preggy wife too so she needs alot of attention. 34 weeks so baby on the way here soon
Well, all I’m saying is I just learned that I’m your love child and with the holidays being about family, It’d be nice to know where you are.
Also, I didn’t realize Lifer is pregnant again.
My wife does look pretty hot with a bump. Not gonna lie
I clarified this earlier but, because it’s important. I think pregnant women can be gorgeous. Just not that pregnant woman.
MT showing up in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
Don’t post pics no matter what excuse MT tries to use.
Damnit I was going to say pics please?
Tell me about it. Same shit, different continent.
Alcohol got Adam Zimmer confirmed
https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1603845527552069660?s=20&t=NHT_QZ4FoZ_gyLm3omkkiQ
Wow. That is classless as fuck for Tommason to post this, IMO. If I was Zimmer, I’d be visiting this fucker in the middle of the night.
Yeah, its one thing to get it while its released and relay the information Its another to post the actual document.
I may be mistaken, but I think a request has to be made to get the information. I may be wrong on that, it varies by state.
Said it was sent out this morning to the media. Who sent it out? Idk
I don’t think that Hennepin County would just send that out, but who knows. Still a classless move. If Zimmer shoots the fucker, Zim shouldn’t be prosecuted.
I’m not sure why Hennepin County did the autopsy.
Adam’s house is in Dakota County.
Anyways, apparently they released this:
Ethenol?
makes me glad I stick to hard liquor.
I once accidentally got high on ether
lol
Accident, Eh?
Did you fall for the old gag “Does this ether smell funny to you?”
Pretty sure he fell for the old…
”Hey, this is ether. Sniff it and it’ll get you F’d up and then you can pretend this empty M&M tube is a girl” gag.
Actually kind of, riding back from thanksgiving at night with my uncle when I was like 12, it was a few hour drive so I took my shoes off, at one point I was moving around and stepped in a spray can of something that got my sock all moist, I took my stick I off and smelled it to try and figure out what it was but I didn’t immediately recognize it so I smelled it a couple more times, then my uncle smelled it and was like, oh shit that’s ether, stop sniffing it
thats definitely the name of your sex tape
So the sock had butter, banana and ether in it?
That sounds about right.
Well, better than the rags of chloroform Kodiak keeps in his truck.
I’ve been an alcoholic since I was a young kid (no longer an active alcoholic, thankfully), and I’ve never heard it termed as “ethanol use disorder”.
The tweet was deleted. Tomasson is clueless.
I’m sure he was getting crucified in the comments. (I try not to read Twitter comments)
Tommason, classless? let me find my shocked face…
He’s definitely a stupid lib
Yeah he was the only one too
The tweet has been deleted. Hopefully, so has Tomasson.
Cancel him.
First
First what? First time off the porch?
First auto rec