Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 17 Jan 2023 – The Deuce

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Sorry, this will be brief as I just got done driving back to Bismarck on crappy roads. We had a blast in Minneapolis, other than the result of the game. Ugh, that damn game. I’m not going to go in depth right now, as I’m sure I’ll have several posts in the coming days, and many more in the coming months, about the direction the Vikings should take for the future. As for how the season ended, it sucked, but at least they went down in the playoffs. The belief that playing poorly one year equates to success in a future year is stupid. Win games, make the playoffs, try to win. That’s the strategy every year. This year, they fell short, but it was a far more fun season than last year when we finished 8-9 and out of the playoffs.

We’ll have plenty of time to disucss the future. Thank God for ice fishing to make the remainder of this winter somewhat bearable. I’m also thankful that I no longer drink, otherwise I’d be a hurting unit today. I’ll always love this team, and one loss sure as hell isn’t changing that. I’ve been through FAR worse than this. SKOL!!!!!!

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Lifer
Admin
17 January 2023 7:50 pm

One step closer to five getting that Lions fan club card he’s always wanted.

Lifer
Admin
17 January 2023 7:43 pm

Boy Brez is really going to have to pull a rabbit out of his ass this year. I don’t see how they avoid a massive purge of vets. Hence Thielen’s wife saying what she said. Time has come.

No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 6:33 pm

I was wondering… since the history of the Vikings team isn’t exactly my forte’, if the organization has ever had a QB play 5 consecutive seasons without missing a game for injury?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 6:34 pm

No

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 6:50 pm

Thanks. Truly had no idea.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 6:36 pm

Availability isn’t worth $40 mill a year.

-five

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 6:57 pm

Who listens to 5 anyways?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 9:15 pm

Five does

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 6:25 pm

You skolholes make me laugh

VikingPhilip
17 January 2023 4:53 pm

comment image

Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:30 pm

Cap hit and what you get paid have no relevance. FYI

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

Lol. No one is saying that. There’s a correlation but they’re not the same thing.

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

Well, it does depend on what point you are trying to make.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:47 pm

they think having 12.5M ded on a losing team is smart, hmmm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:44 pm

I care about cap hit and contact flexibility

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:46 pm

Until you have a lot of ded money…

DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:29 pm

Brown is a jerk, but you probably shouldn’t allow videos of yourself doing it if you don’t want them posted.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mother-antonio-browns-children-rips-snapchat-allowing-him-post-explicit-photos-of-her

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:51 pm

That’s the least of her problems. Perhaps unless she has enough money to hire 24/7 bodyguards for herself and her kids, there would never be one minute of the day or night to not be terrified of what that crazy person might do. I can assure you the legal system will do jack about it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:26 pm

It will be sad to see him go, good dude, lots of production in purple, a great leader, willing blocker…..but Father Time is still undefeated.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 January 2023 4:28 pm

Perfect time to let him walk imo.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:38 pm

He wants a chance to actually win a bowl while he still has the ability to be in the league. Dont blame him.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
17 January 2023 6:19 pm

Lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 6:19 pm

Good dude but not worth money. Love to keep him if he wants a vet min deal

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 4:18 pm

Thats the only way she can get man handled.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 4:39 pm

Just go put a child in her already creepy dude.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
17 January 2023 6:31 pm

I wouldn’t slow her progress by saddling her with a child. I would protect her by taking the bullet sent to silence her.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 5:37 pm

There are faces that trigger me. Start with sniffer and cackles. Then go to Jill, KJP, Pelosis, then greta pos. Call me a boomer doomer and red neck. This country is fucked. 5 is spot on. Going to wear a dress tomorrow, mild out.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:40 pm

Lot of times there are people in the force that are also part of the ring/being paid off. You have to control law enforcement in some way to get away with these things.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:06 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:22 pm

Are you sure?
I’ve been called much worse.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:29 pm

Not you lol

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:30 pm

LOL.
I thought you and skolly were getting all chummy.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 6:21 pm

🙂

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:20 pm

Yeah, saw that….my ancestors came over in the 1890s…they didn’t benefit from slave labor at all….politicians encouraging reparations can go fuck themselves.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 4:30 pm

and suddenly the number of people who identify as black has increased 1k percent

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:55 pm

lol

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:03 pm

Has anyone ever seen her parents or is she acorn spawn?

KFEY93
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:40 pm

Her mother gave her FAS

HUNViking
Reply to  skolifer
18 January 2023 12:40 am

Her parents groomed the little actress for the role she I playing now. Oscar worthy at times, but sadly, for an insane cause.

HUNViking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
18 January 2023 12:42 am

Little actress showing her true colors.

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Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:38 pm

Hey look whose birthday it is!!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:57 pm

icky

norseman1
norseman1
17 January 2023 3:33 pm

Coming for your gas stoves fuckers.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 3:40 pm

I cook over old fusion rods from a retired Eastern block reactor with a lead pot.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:41 pm

lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:13 pm

You need a colbalt pot…all the new rage.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 5:21 pm

old fusion rod

name of your sex tape

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 4:07 pm

I’m safe, never fucked stoves of any kind before

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:08 pm

Lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:09 pm

Wife is deploying again this year so my kitchen aid gas stove top better prepare itself just in case

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:21 pm

National Guard? Army?, Airforce?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 January 2023 4:27 pm

we also have a Navy, Marine Corp, Coast Guard and Space Force. Although I have no clue what the last one is/does.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 January 2023 4:32 pm

Army reserves

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:57 pm

where is she going? Ukraine?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 5:22 pm

Likely iraq

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:30 pm

We still have people in Iraq? I thought we abandoned the place completely.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 5:48 pm

no sorry, meant kuwait

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 6:15 pm

Ah, OK, still a dangerous part of the world. Just said a prayer for her safety.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 6:59 pm

Appreciate you

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:39 pm

ick

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:24 pm

How long is she usually gone?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

8-14 months

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:35 pm

Yikes! Are there at least some visits allowed during that time?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 4:49 pm

Maybe this time, not last time

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:00 pm

I think you may have mentioned before what she specifically does but can’t recall, something medical related?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 5:22 pm

She’s a major in a medical unit.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:31 pm

Ah, I thought I remembered it was medical related, but I’m getting forgetful.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 4:55 pm

Kathy, deployments are usually not set up for families to have some sort of visit. Usually they are to hostile areas around the globe.

Always appreciate the sacrifice the military member and their families make. My wife was so lonely and so scared whenever I deployed. I was a special operator and the places I went weren’t what one would refer to as “vacation hotspots”. Also the missions were not publicized so she had no idea where I was, when I was coming back, or IF I was coming back. I honor her with all my heart for waiting for me. They too serve, who only stand and wait.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:57 pm

Such an excellent point. The families definitely sacrifice too. Thank you and your family for your service.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 5:01 pm

Thank you Kathy. I was badly injured in a helicopter crash on a mission and flown to a field hospital for surgeries. They contacted my wife and advised her I was in surgery but OK. She asked them “where is he?” they said “we cannot divulge that ma’am.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 5:15 pm

Wow. How terrifying, and feeling even more blessed that you are still with us all.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 5:03 pm

Thanks for sharing. Appreciate the sacrifices you and your wife have made. I was on submarines, so not as dangerous as a lot of military assignments. But months with no communication with family or friends wasn’t fun.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 5:21 pm

Yeah it’s not the military’s concern about visits nor should it be. Being in the reserves though it might be possible her unit backfills for a stateside unit going overseas, though it looks most likely she’ll be going to Middle East again.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:55 pm

Wow. Respect to you and your wife. I was military but my wife and I never had to deal with deployments once we had kids (I was out of the Navy by that time). I don’t know how I would have balanced my career and home life if my wife were deployed for +/- a year. Appreciate her (and your) service.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:58 pm

100% agree.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 5:17 pm

It is what it is, I did 8 years in military a looooong time ago so I knew what I was in for when I married her. Oldest was 1.5 years last time, youngest will be 1 year this time, we’ll manage

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:19 pm

Still. Much appreciated and respect. That said, can we still expect the daily summary (other than today, of course)?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 5:51 pm

Yeah, work should remain uninterrupted

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:57 pm

Well, if push comes to shove, just remember “the summary trumps your kids”.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:22 pm

Much respect to you for being able to manage that by yourself, very little ones like that are a handful. I was a single parent with a very big corporate job, but only had the one child. It’s not easy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 5:52 pm

Family helps out a fair amount, so thankful for them

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 5:45 pm

Ben, very thankful for people who willingly serve and sacrifice for this country. Big respect to you and your wife.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 5:49 pm

right back at you!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 5:52 pm

Lost a brother in Nam. I look at society and it just sickens me. Go back to WW11 and then look at shit we have walking the streets. Can’t believe you vote the scum we have in office.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:09 pm

You’ll probably lose your virginity to a wood burning stove. They’re common in log cabins.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

Wood burning stove was our sole source of heat growing up, already learned that lesson

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:23 pm

I got a chuckle out of that as well. Maybe we should change “one day” to “one season”, lol.

norseman1
norseman1
17 January 2023 3:21 pm

New poll. Who’s the funniest, most knowledgeable skolhole?
I have with driven my name.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 3:23 pm

lol, you funny chef.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:28 pm

Got you at the top 5, you get shit but good stuff. I like good humor. Actually, this site is fun. Lots of contributors.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 3:23 pm

Skoldiers takes always make me laugh

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:11 pm

lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:12 pm

And the best thing with Skolly is he’s being serious!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 4:13 pm

I think that was the point balloon boy

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:30 pm

I know that’s why I said that mr unoriginal name boi.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 4:33 pm

Unoriginal? I took your name for my last name, mom.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 6:34 pm

just couldn’t come up with anything original on your own…I get it wingers don’t have much if any independent thoughts or creativity.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 9:18 pm

wingers

i don’t get that but, then again, I don’t understand much of what you say.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 6:23 pm

LOLOLOL

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 9:19 pm

Jeez, dad. Way to abandon your kid.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 6:23 pm

Gracias Ben 🙂

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 4:05 pm

Can we vote for homecoming king and queen next?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 4:17 pm

Uh oh, only two days into off season and we’re back to making lists.

Just messing with you Chief. I think everyone here is pretty knowledgeable about football. Some folks invest more time in it than others is about the only difference.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 January 2023 5:27 pm

I love the knowledge and humor, i ain’t that good.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 5:36 pm

Yes, the knowledge and humor, and add free speech and long term friends. You are an important part of our community.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 4:44 pm

comment image

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 January 2023 5:37 pm

Haha! Good one.

GA Skol
17 January 2023 3:21 pm

OL Sucks
QB Chokes
Defense is Old and Sucks

Fire 5 into the sun. Execute Kodiak. Profit

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
17 January 2023 3:22 pm

GA Skol
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:29 pm

Nailed my prediction of 13 wins this year. Right now, it looks like 7-10 next year. Too many bloated contracts that need to go. Not enough young talent to replace it. We’ll see how the offseason goes.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  GA Skol
17 January 2023 3:30 pm

How can you “replace talent” when that talent led to such a horrible defense?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:32 pm

.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:35 pm

Put those on the street and the crime rate will go down

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:22 pm

So true!! LIbitards.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 January 2023 12:58 am

Accurate

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
17 January 2023 3:53 pm

agree, read today looks like queasey is trading JJ to bears for a 2nd/4th

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:11 pm

That’s a terrible fleecing by the Vikings when we all know Cousins made JJ.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 4:33 pm

Yes!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  GA Skol
17 January 2023 3:22 pm

Hi

GA Skol
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:28 pm

Hello

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  GA Skol
17 January 2023 6:25 pm

Lol Kirk was the most clutch QB in league. Not his fault the defense can’t force punts

Northwoods
17 January 2023 3:13 pm

Here’s a thought – Donuthole switched us to a 3-4, which failed badly because the players were not accustomed to it and did it wrong.

Supposing we get players who ARE accustomed to a 3-4, are we really going to see that much improvement? Allowing WRs a 10-yard cushion is not a good plan whether you do it right or wrong.

Yeah, we minimized deep throws, but it doesn’t matter when opponents can run a series of 15-yard plays, chew up the clock, then easily score while our DBs are gassed.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 3:19 pm

I thought we determined the defense sucked in a 3-4 and a 4-3. They just suck. Same players two different coaches and schemes.

LOL

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:08 pm

OMG yes and it wasn’t even close. The Giants dline was continually engaging and tossing them to the side like rag dolls. Just an awful performance and I think it speaks to their overall talent not being up to starter level because after the Giants Dline had a game to reflect on and a quick turnaround to play them again where they completely exposed them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:27 pm

OK, is this overall for the year? Cause if that’s the case, all this talk about how much better the O-line is seems a little skewed.

Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:59 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:01 pm

They definitely made it look easy.

Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:53 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:00 pm

That’s son of a…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:07 pm

My thoughts exactly.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:17 pm

GA Skol
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 3:21 pm

Andersen > Anderson

It was proven that day.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:40 pm

Vikes are either a) gonna trade up for a QB or b) trade down and go heavy on defense (again)

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:44 pm

Down below you had this hawt take:

 17 January 2023 1:46 pm

I think it’ll be a trade back too

Now you added another option.

You left out:

c)…or some other plan.

That way, you can do your, “See! Told You! I called it!”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:57 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 3:22 pm

You look good in that.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:52 pm

I like trade up for QB, and I don’t mean that as a knock Kirk, the need to plan ahead

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:57 pm

Agree 100%

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:02 pm

Who knows anyway. Look at how many supposed 1st round QBs there were last year. Until draft weekend anyway.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:05 pm

wrong, was a known terrible qb class. You have 2 going top 6 for sure this year and 2 others in 1st

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:05 pm

I don’t even know what kind of qb KOC “likes”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:06 pm

i like Will Levis and he’s likely not one of the first two taken, comp is Josh Allen in terms of arm talent, size, mobility and accuracy/int issues, likely taken right around where Allen went, around 7.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:13 pm

Hooker.

just cause.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:13 pm

And you’re not wrong about Levis.

would take a bit to move up and get him.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:15 pm

Don’t like him or Ben tbh

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 3:17 pm

I’m not shocked

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:18 pm

I’m just kidding….was tee’d up.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 3:19 pm

I figured, I actually laughed

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 3:18 pm

I mean, no one likes Ben.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:17 pm

It would be kind off like chefs moving up for mahomes type of trade assets

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:20 pm

Yup.

id say do it.

only live once.

kirk can finish next year and go get paid again.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:35 pm

Yeah the Vikings are very similar to that chefs team, pretty good team that just reached ceiling in the playoffs, good QB getting old, chefs had needs elsewhere but said fuck it, pulled the trigger

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:52 pm

better to go off of it could be worse

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:16 pm

Probably could him in the third

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:21 pm

Hooker? Yeah.

Kid has a cannon.. big body…and can run.

developmental guy

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 3:26 pm

He might do well reminiscing about the 2005 love boat trip.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 3:40 pm

Unfortunately you only have 4 draft picks. Trading up ain’t happening unless you want to pick just one guy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 3:42 pm

You could always use 2024 picks.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:53 pm

um, no. Would be top 5 possibly

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 3:53 pm

Correct.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:36 pm

You can always use future picks

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:35 pm

It’s the defense and doesn’t matter if it’s a 4-3 or a 3-4. The players suck and have to go.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:37 pm

Is this what they call complimentary football?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:39 pm

Gosh the defense sucks but it’s note even the 3-4. Was just as bad with Zimmer in 4-3. Player issue IMO

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 3:02 pm

WE’RE CONSISTENT!! YAY?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:34 pm

Hey, look how well it’s worked for the Jets, and Browns, and Dolphins, don’t forget about the Commies, or Colts, or Bears, there’s always the Lions to aspire to as well.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:21 pm

Losing = greatness in one year. Just ask the Lions who after only a season or two of poor play, turned it right around.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:26 pm

Let’s see? Jags got number 1= Young GOAT playoff win

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:27 pm

How many #1 picks have the Jets had in the last decade and how has that worked out for them?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:32 pm

Jets haven’t had the #1 pick the last decade

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:32 pm

OK, top 2, top 5.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:39 pm

Oh you mean just like top 5, decent when drafting NOT a QB, bad when drafting QB

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:41 pm

My point was the Jets have drafted very high for a long time and their team is still hot trash. They have drafted numerous QBs in the top 10 and they haven’t even made the playoffs since 2010.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:44 pm

want to bet the Jets win more games than the vikes next year?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:45 pm

They don’t even have a competent QB on the team. And as you’ve said it doesn’t matter unless they win the owl. If they don’t, then if they win 8 and the Vikes win 6, so what, they both suck.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:47 pm

Exactly, yet these rubes want to keep old beaker for 40M and delay any chance we have. Also, glad you admitted even w/o a qb you would lose the bet. Mike White put up 340 on vikes.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:18 pm

You keep lying about what Cousins makes. He has never been paid or signed a contract for $40M. Stop lying.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:20 pm

no, that’s exactly what he is being paid this year. It’s called a fact

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:26 pm

lol

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:22 pm

So we’re worried about the Wilf’s now? From a Vikings perspective, it’s cap hit that matters. $36.5mm in 2023. IIRC.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:27 pm

ok, use 35M. The point you amateurs are missing is the 40M does matter b/c they kicked the can on him to field a team. That’s why he has 18.5M void ded money and that affects the team. FYI

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

All that matters for the Vikings is his cap hit in 2023 which is 36 mill., 16% of the cap. That leaves another 205 mill or so for the rest of the team. Cousins is getting paid 30 mill this year according to your own post.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

Maybe only 185 mill. You’re right, absolute peanuts. No way to field a team with that.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:40 pm

minus off Z smith, no biggie.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:32 pm

read about his ded money in 24 and 25 grasshopper

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:35 pm

A.) that means nothing in 2023
B) there is a 12.5 mill dead hit in 2024. Less than ideal but not that terrible compared to other contracts in the NFL. There is nothing in 2025 since his contract automatically voids after 2023. With no extension, Cousins is a free agent after 2023.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:41 pm

A. we are going to suck in 2023

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:26 pm

? No it’s not. We’ve went over this. He is making $30 mill this year. If they cut him they have to take the cap hit for the signing bonus, money he has already been paid. If they don’t cut him his cap hit is $36.2 mill in 2023.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:29 pm

false, yearly cash is 40M. kick the can…

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:19 pm

 Current Contract

  • Kirk Cousins signed a 1 year, $35,000,000 contract with the Minnesota Vikings, including a $25,000,000 signing bonus, $35,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $35,000,000. In 2023, Cousins will earn a base salary of $10,000,000 and a roster bonus of $20,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $36,250,000 and a dead cap value of $48,750,000.
  • CONTRACT TERMS:
  • 1 yr(s) / $35,000,000
  • SIGNING BONUS
  • $25,000,000
  • AVERAGE SALARY
  • $35,000,000
  • GTD AT SIGN:
  • $35,000,000
  • TOTAL GTD:
  • $35,000,000
  • FREE AGENT:
  • 2024 / UFA
  •  BONUS BREAKDOWNCAP DETAILSCASH DETAILS YEAR AGEBASE SALARYSIGNINGROSTERRESTRUCTURECAP HITDEAD CAPYEARLY CASH2022comment image34$5,000,000$16,250,000$10,000,000$166,668$31,416,668$80,166,668$40,000,000
  • ($40,000,000)
Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:27 pm

opposite

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:28 pm

But if you want use his cap hit then, it’s 36.5M in 2023. Have fun!

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 3:43 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:40 pm

We’llotto Graham played for a different franchise, but the original browns franchise got a lot better when they moved to Baltimore

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:42 pm

want to bet they win more games than vikes next year?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:48 pm

I wouldn’t bet that but I’ll bet bottom 2 unless you are scared? If scared, just say “I’m brad and I’m scared of Big 5”. no issues either way

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:56 pm

so scared, fair enough

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:11 pm

scared, pinocchio

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:20 pm

Oh, I believe that 100% but won’t bet it yet

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:24 pm

Lol. Read your own comment and admit it. If anyone else posted it you’d laugh at them.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:31 pm

no rube, an opinion and something I bet are mutually exclusive. I’ll bet bottom 2.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:36 pm

you missed the point. If anyone else said what you said, you’d be on them like stink on shit. BTW, a good rube is one of my favorite sandwiches. The rye bread and corned beef (or pastrami, my personal choice) makes it special.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:42 pm

wrong

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:56 pm

You don’t like Rueben sandwiches? You don’t know what you’re missing.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:37 pm

I’ll bet you they finish bottom 4 in the division.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:42 pm

zero 1st overall

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:30 pm

Those 4 picks he threw sure were nice and really showed the Chargers whats up. Just because Staley is a dunce and the Chargers choked the 2nd half away doesn’t mean Lawrence is a god. Can you even see the face on your Lawrence FatHeads anymore through all the Five Baby Juice?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:38 pm

The last QB to be drafted #1 overall and eventually win a SB was Matthew Stafford, drafted in 2009. While some have had some success as Five has made clear, all that matters is rings. So Since 2000, there have been 15 QBs drafted #1. They have combined for a total of 3 rings (Eli – 2, Stafford – 1). There have also been the big winners like Baker, Kyler, Goff, Crab Legs, and JaMarcus Russell.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:41 pm

Logic doesn’t work like this: don’t try to do anything b/c you might fail. FYI

How’d elway, peyton, aikman do? You don’t have to draft 1st overall, top 10 gives you a much better shot. We are 0 for 62.

You were only 4 when we last appeared in an Owl. lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:44 pm

That’s not what I said. You’re logic of just draft somebody at the top of the draft and they are automatically a stud is faulty though. I also like how the 3 examples you can come up with weren’t even drafted this century.

Also:
I wasn’t born the last time the Vikes were in the owl

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:50 pm

I never said that, you said that. I said you have a much better shot than drafting 23 and oscillating in mediocrity for all eternity. The last qb who had a shot of being legit was Teddy.

lmao, but let’s not risk a bad season or a bad draft pick. I love 8-9

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:39 pm

They didn’t suck for 15 years and Blake Bortles has more playoff wins than beaker. Goat was drafted last year also. How’d we do this year? How bout last 2 before that?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:51 pm

You guys are confusing terrible orgs (lions, browns, Jags (got a new owner) and thus bad front offices with drafting high.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:13 pm

Ummm like the Vikings front office is SO good at drafting? I think you’re the one who is confused 5.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:17 pm

Not good but not as bad as those orgs, bad ownership dooms you

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:18 pm

Well yeah, I mean at the Vikings history of drafting QBs in the 1st round. They have been stellar and there is no reason to think they would start to fail now, duh.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 4:24 pm

huh? Took Teddy at 32. Was a decent qb. The only other qb picks in rd 1 since Kramer in 1977 were ponder at 12 and duante at 11. Daunte had good teams for a bit.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:32 pm

I am no Teddy hater, but he’s a career back-up who lost his job to Sam Darnold TWICE.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:44 pm

I agree but saying you suck at drafting qb’s is irrelevant when you’ve taken 3 since 1977 in rd 1 and two were playoff qb’s.

HUNViking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 January 2023 1:32 am

Teddy was always going to be a decent backup QB, nothing more. I don’t know why many believed he could lead this team anywhere.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 4:47 pm

Losers want to lose.

Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:21 pm

Here’s all the passes the Giants threw.
4 past 8 yards.
2 past 10.
This is in the air. Guys then ran for a shit load more.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 4:10 pm

I can’t believe an elite QB like Jones would throw short of the sticks…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 4:43 pm

When you’re throwing on first and second down it’s much different than fourth down. Giants didn’t have a third down until late 2nd quarter

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 4:44 pm

Dont worry, context and situational awareness are lost on this individual.

norseman1
norseman1
17 January 2023 2:16 pm

Anyone notice that Bosa penalty for his helmet toss? He’s that fast and stupid refs missed the jump on o-line. Remined me of Alan Page.

benjammin
Admin
17 January 2023 2:15 pm

I think Donatell joins Fangio he gets his gig as DC wherever buttholemouth ends up as HC.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:12 pm

good idea

skolifer
skolifer
17 January 2023 2:06 pm

This is good news. It didn’t work when he did it with the Vikings, so this all but assures Chicago won’t be winning a championship any time soon either.

And, Cronin hates the McCaskey family.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:11 pm

balloon inflators

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 2:36 pm

It’s a solid job if you can get it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:11 pm

lol, vikes employees

“get rid of beaker” x all the employees

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:29 pm

As long as I never again in my life have to listen to PA and Warren talk about their kids and how great life is.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:46 pm

I think it’ll be a trade back too

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:47 pm

Who’s the “badboy”?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 1:50 pm

The 23rd pick = badboy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:51 pm

What kind of grown ass man talks like that? What a loser.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 1:52 pm

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:16 pm

Writes tweets like a child

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:17 pm

I’ve never heard a child say, “ad nauseam”.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:22 pm

I also very rarely hear an adult call something like a draft pick a “badboy”, also never heard someone use ad nauseam and “badboy” in the same sentence.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:23 pm

lmao…you’ve given this a lot of thought

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:24 pm

BTW…I do agree it’s a poorly written post. I read it a few times and still couldn’t figure out exactly WTF he was talking about.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:28 pm

I usually use naughty boy myself.
Like:
“Hey naughty boy! You want to be in my coffee table book?”

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:51 pm

Ahhh…I get it now. Had a hard time following his comment.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:48 pm

Isn’t the 32nd pick a 2nd rounder? So he’s just going to go straight to round 2?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:49 pm

I think he’s saying Kwesi’s gonna try for their late 1st plus their 2nd rounder. But it’s a confusing Tweet to me.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 1:52 pm

I get it. I was just being a smart ass about the 32nd pick.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:50 pm

Correct. Miami lost their pick

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:51 pm

lol, why so we can get booth and Lions get next Moss?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:54 pm

Nah, that’s old news. It’s the Bears turn this year.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:17 pm

I think it’ll be a trade back too

It worked so well in 2022, Kwesi might as well do it again.
This time with the Bears.

Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:28 pm

2024 is a solid qb draft class

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:33 pm

2024 best QB will be Sam Hartman. Now to land him going to have to either really suck in 2023 and have a high top ten pick or trade a bevy of picks and move up but he will be the best. He’s in the portal right now likely going to an SEC team to compete for a title this year. He’d be the perfect understudy for Kirk as he plays out his last extension. That is the best plan at QB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 2:35 pm

When’s Arch gonna be available?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 2:37 pm

I think he’s a freshman at Texas this year, so he won’t be eligible to declare until the 2026 draft, if I’m doing my calendar math correctly.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:40 pm

Correct.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:41 pm

I was Googling it when I saw your comment come up. First thing I see is that he was born within days of when I graduated HS. I feel old now.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 3:12 pm

lol, wrong

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:13 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
17 January 2023 3:15 pm

Dude, Caleb Williams is going numero uno, concensus already and then Jefferson and Evers. Your scrub is not even mentioned

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 3:10 pm

USc kid and maybe Texas guy

skolifer
skolifer
17 January 2023 1:24 pm

I took a Ben a few minutes ago and my Cane is still burning. It’s the consequence of putting a lot of hot sauce on my quesadilla last night.

norseman1
norseman1
17 January 2023 1:22 pm

GO TWINS!!

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 1:26 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:28 pm

even better

gas stove.jpeg
norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:31 pm

Think AOC and Jill have gas stoves, would explain brain damage.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:29 pm

Beaten man Hun, got nothing left, used up. Twins, maybe a little mild and watch the snow melt till fishing opener.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 1:34 pm

I hate the fact that we have to talk offseason moves already. Empty and used up kinda describes me as well right now, have some Hockey left, otherwise the rest of the winter looks bleak and dark.

Fivefingers
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:37 pm

like kumala harris pre getting a Cali job

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:38 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 January 2023 1:40 am

Good job staying as calm as possible under these circumstances. Royally pissed that they couldn’t even beat a mediocre Gnats team at home. Thanks, defense. And that last pass on 4th down… what a pathetic way to end an all around fun season.

Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:12 pm

Ed is 65 and not going to be around long anyway so more reason to fire him

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:43 pm

Didn’t know he was that old. Ain’t learned much.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 1:50 pm

I didn’t know either.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:21 pm

Thanks. @I don’t believe anything five says until you’ve verified its authenticity.@

Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:04 pm

Posted this yesterday night, but Kendricks is washed. He calls the play. Then takes a bad pursuit angle. He’s lost a step. This should have been an easy tackle for a loss.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:18 pm

Great grammer there wanker

but neither he or Hunt can’t finish.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 1:19 pm

lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:10 pm

Psst. I didn’t write the tweet

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:13 pm

Psst. I know that my comment was to the wanker author.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:36 pm

Oh. Cause this is me IRL

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:26 pm

I don’t see it as a bad angle. I see it as Hunter widened out and had the edge set, in that case it is Kendricks main job not to stay on the back hip and allow a cut back escape route and Hunter’s job to make the play. Runner did the right thing making space between him and Kendricks forcing Hunter to be the man to make the play and he didn’t. That play is on Hunter, not Kendricks.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 January 2023 1:45 pm

So maybe I got it wrong here, but here’s what I see.
Hunter should have set the edge, and forced the run back inside towards Kendricks. Usually the edge’s job is to make sure no one gets outside of him, and force everything back into play….or what I usually think it should be.
Kendricks dives right before the guy cuts up field, and misses. If Kendricks waited until after Hunter sets his feet, and stayed a little farther up field, he would have made the play.
Either way, one of them has got to get that stop.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:55 pm

I agree on the idea of setting the edge to get the runner to cut back to where your teammates are in the inside but the runner decided to not go back inside, instead he pressed the edge. That’s Hunter’s tackle to make imo. At the end of the day good players take advantage of the opportunities given which neither Kendricks or Hunter did. Great players make their own opportunities. Hell of a run too.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:22 pm

It´s hard to tell. We have our aging and declining roster on one hand, on the other hand the defense got WORSE as the season went on, and that might point at coaching being the main culprit.

Just watched that video skolifer posted on part 1 of the thread, and that makes me more inclined to want Donatell´s ass fired ASAP, but I´d also like the team to assess every aspect of this failure as thoroughly as possible.

Leaning towards firing, just not 100% convinced… would kinda feel like Donatell is used as a scapegoat if they fire him quickly to appease the masses, doesn´t leave time to really examine what happened. So I voted maybe.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 2:02 pm

That defense was soooo bad, it really does need a deep dive assessment. However, if the Vikings wait too long they may lose out on some good candidates and Donatell’s options for a new spot decrease.

HUNViking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
18 January 2023 1:46 am

Valid point. Fire him, then!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:48 pm

I voted to keep Donny and fix the players. Donny wasn’t the problem. It’s the players not being the right fit for 3-4 outside maybe a couple of them.

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
18 January 2023 1:51 am

His scheme might be a problem, apparently the Fangio approach is pretty much failing across the league. Add that to a roster that’s not built to run a scheme like that, and you might end up with the clusterfuck we witnessed on Sunday.

Don’t know if Donny could do better with younger, better players that fit his type of defense, but he never had a defense as bad as this one so far.

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 12:58 pm

Pretty much, not many other (realistic) options on the table.

DE Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:06 pm

Likely.
Wilfs and plenty of fans are perfectly fine with .500 football and a playoff appearance every other year.

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 1:08 pm

Who do you replace him with? Try to get Baker for a few millions? Let Mullins run the show for a high draft pick? Honest question.

DE Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:12 pm

I’m not disagreeing with you.
I wouldn’t mind dumping Kirk and letting Mullins play.
It won’t happen though.

They need to draft a QB every year over the next 3 years and see what they got. Otherwise, Cousins will hold the Vikings hostage.

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 1:16 pm

Otherwise, Cousins will hold the Vikings hostage

We are in that situation, kinda. I think the front office will try to continue their “competitive rebuild”, but things won´t go smoothly next season, what with having to play a 1st place schedule among other things.

They need to draft a QB every year

Vikes should have done that regularly for many seasons until they hit on one QB pick, Mond was too little, too late, and sucked anyway.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:19 pm

I think the front office will try to continue their “competitive rebuild”

We’ve already seen what a competitive rebuild looks like. I’m expecting they announce a Super Duper Competitive Rebuild this year, to ensure we win at least 14 games and secure the 1st or 2nd seed.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 1:30 pm

Double Secret Competitive Kumbaya Reload

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:33 pm

Everybody here within a few days:
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HUNViking
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 1:31 pm

@Our front office has figured it out! Superbowl, Baby!@

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 1:49 pm

What??? So you want to win only 3 games next season?

I wouldn’t mind dumping Kirk and letting Mullins play.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:51 pm

If it eventually leads to playing in February I’m good with it. It will never happen though, that’s not the way the NFL works and it’s too easy to F up the rebuild. Just keep throwing pieces at it and hope for some luck on late round draft picks. Grab some cheap free agents and hope they have a resurgence. Rinse, repeat.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:54 pm

not true but perfect if that happened, then we get a franchise qb

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 2:07 pm

@The QB isn’t responsible for wins.@

I would guess Mullins gets 6 or 7 wins.
But yeah, it’s time to draft a QB every year.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:13 pm

Problem with that theory is whoever they draft will sit a back seat and won’t get an honest appraisal of talent, so they won’t know what they got unless said draftee is the second coming of Montana/Brady/Manning all rolled into one, and every other team somehow overlooked them.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 2:29 pm

whoever they draft will sit a back seat and won’t get an honest appraisal of talent,

If Cousins, is gone, QB competition is open.

If Cousins is still the QB, then we can never draft a QB because the 1st stringer will always be in the way? Why did the niners waste a pick on Brock Purdy knowing he would sit in the back seat?

They have to plan for life after Cousins somehow.
Play the rookie in preseason. Sit Cousins if winning. Bench Cousins when he has his 3 to 4 – 50 rating games.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:35 pm

I’m not really excited about the 2023 projected high-round QB market but I’d be all for taking a flyer on a late-round guy (ala what SF did with Purdy). Stetson Bennett would be someone I’d take a close look at. He’s not a prototypical NFL QB but he’s a proven winner who got better every year. He comes with a lot of big game experience and he’s got the “it” factor.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:38 pm

Correct.

For 2023 it has to be a later round pick for a QB.

IMO, it will be foolish if Kwesi doesn’t at least draft a QB in 2023. Unless they resign Mr. Mediocre for another 3 years.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:44 pm

Sign Baker or throw a late round pick at the Jets for Wilson.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 January 2023 1:56 am

You think Wilson could be fixed with a change of scenery? Baker I’d take, even if he is not as good as Kirk.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 3:18 pm

lmao, good grief

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:07 pm

Shouldn’t you be working on your 2023 fantasy lineup?

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 4:25 pm

no, will be easy to beat these rubes

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 4:30 pm

FWIW…I know you know I don’t always agree with what you say but I do admire your consistency.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:38 pm

Purdy is a unicorn. Pretty sure we won’t ever see someone drafted dead last start another NFL game while we are alive.

Sure we can eventually strike gold in the mid rounds….happens all the time, like, uh, Brady, and uh…….uh……….

If we’re serious about a franchise QB, we should bite the bullet, move up and draft one.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 2:39 pm

I agree, but that isn’t happening this year.

I’d be all for it in 2024.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:54 pm

What I’m afraid of is wading through mediocre QBs the next few years, and having talent like JJ and TJ start looking for greener grass because they’re tired of…….mediocre QBs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 2:43 pm

Dak was a late round pick. Romo wasn’t even drafted. Not that I disagree with your assessment but I’m sure there are more. I think Purdy is a product of the team around him and will at best end up like a Keenum/Heiniken.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 3:18 pm

lol, Fins qb in playoff game this weekend was a 7th rd rookie. Look at Ravens?

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 3:38 pm

And who do the Fins and Ravens play next weekend? Oh, they lost.

And who did Miami FO say was their QB going forward yesterday? Tua……who was drafted 5th overall.

At least Jackson was drafted 32nd, which we would have a shot if someone of his abilities fell to us in the 1st.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
17 January 2023 3:45 pm

who we play?

Fivefingers
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:13 pm

For this coming year or 2024? If 2024 you draft one like all teams have been doing since time immemorial.

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:16 pm

And for the coming year? I wouldn´t be opposed to give Baker a shot.

Fivefingers
Reply to  HUNViking
17 January 2023 1:19 pm

I would in 2 seconds, why not?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:45 pm

Yes, Geno too.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 2:09 pm

Geno won’t be available if reports are accurate.

Apparently and foolishly, the Seahawks said they would tag Geno if necessary to keep him.
Not sure what tag, but if it is the exclusive tag, that’s $45 million. No thanks.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:11 pm

Ouch, pass.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:35 pm

If Geno has Kirk’s agent, Seattle just effed themselves. If I’m Geno, the negotiations start at $45 million a year.

If Seattle meant the non exclusive tag, that is $32 million with the right to match any offer.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:22 pm

Baker Mayfield is a slightly more talented version of Case Keenum. You draft well in 2023 and 2024 to get an average defense. The Vikings will have a huge amount of cap to grab a WR2 and another elite player.
Could make a run 2017 style. Or everything could blow up and get a low draft pick.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:25 pm

Make no mistake, I’m drafting a qb high asap. Got zero chance until we do.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:47 pm

I think our 2023 draft pick in the first round is not going to get a decent QB at the #23 spot. Need to make a grab in 2024.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:54 pm

Correct and it’s a solid class

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:10 pm

True.
But still draft a QB in the mid to late rounds.
Brock Purdy.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 2:49 pm

Well genius GM, you have 4 whole draft picks. You want to waste one on a non position of need, knock yourself out.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 2:51 pm

Don’t worry, at some point this spring Five will say how great every top drafted QB is going to be and then when one of them turns out to be good he’ll say, see I told you the Vikings should have drafted him. Next GOAT while completely ignoring the other 6 that totally flamed out a la Josh Rosen.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 3:17 pm

Fake news maddow. I openly said Allen was going to be good, herbie and Young GOAT. I never said anythiung else as I never liked baker, lance, etc.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 January 2023 3:16 pm

2024 is likely

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 1:11 pm

correct and that’s issue one. Not to pick on anybody here but I just don’t get why winning some regular season games and getting killed even in a home WC game is good? I don’t understand why people don’t think the goal is to win the Owl. They are not doing that in the next 2 years and so even if you like beaker it doesn’t make sense to pay him and not develop another qb. We are under .500 next season for sure. Name me 1 other team that pays a qb top dollar that is not competitive?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 1:45 pm

Vikings are stuck with Kirk next season, that is fact. Find a way to draft Will Levis, let him sit for a season, then say bye to Kirk after next years missed playoff or WC round ass kicking. Cut Cook, Thielen, Smith, Smith and restructure O’Neill you have almost 150mil in cap space for 2024, and your QB on his rookie contract.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 1:47 pm

I can’t fight the feeling that Cousins is due for an injury. He’s been exceptionally durable, but almost everybody has a major injury at some point. Other than Eli and Favre I can’t think of many others who haven’t. Obviously no reasoning to it other than gut feel but I don’t see how he can keep taking the hits he does and not have one catch him wrong.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 2:09 pm

Yeah he’s been super durable. Eli and Brett played through a lot of injuries, which Kirk has not ever really had anything major. Guys seem to fall off a cliff around 36-39 unless you’re Brady. The Vikings need to start succession planning.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 1:47 pm

We could also trade JJ for a boat load of 7th round picks.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:49 pm

What did the Chiefs get for Tyreek?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:56 pm

Hopefully an infinite amount of 7th rounders.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:57 pm

Toss in some 8’s.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:58 pm

Looks like they got a 2022 1st, 2022 2nd, 2022 4th, 2023 4th and 2023 6th. If the Vikings were to trade JJ, that’s likely what you could expect. Well, Kwesi would use some sort of analytics and cut that in half, so who knows.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:49 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hard no.

HUNViking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:49 pm

Is that you, Rick?

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 1:53 pm

agree

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:06 pm

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 January 2023 1:19 pm

Rick Sosa wants to suck Kirk’s dick so bad he can almost taste it.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:12 pm

Skolly not far behind.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 2:14 pm

Kirk Cousins’ jock strap…

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 January 2023 2:25 pm

He’s also blown more trannies then an old Buick.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:26 pm

When I initially scanned your comment, I thought you said, “He’s also blown more trannies then old Buck.”

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:57 pm

Also accurate

Mick
Mick
17 January 2023 12:53 pm

FTP

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
17 January 2023 12:54 pm

FTP!

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 12:53 pm

Correct.
Let’s hope they don’t do something crazy like that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
17 January 2023 12:58 pm

They will. Probably about the same day as they sign Maher.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:04 pm

LOL.
Joseph is a free agent……

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:11 pm

Maher missed 3 4 in a row in one game

HUNViking
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 1:11 pm

That´s our next kicker. Book it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:12 pm

Exactly why I think he’ll end up in MN. It just seems like something they would do, because, Vikings.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 January 2023 1:14 pm

Exactly.

VikingPhilip
17 January 2023 12:43 pm

You need to move the poll over here.

And first.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 12:53 pm

I might have been inclined to be patient until he was stupid enough to tell us, “I think you’ll be pleased with our defense this weekend” (or whatever it was) and then fail so miserably. To me, this says a few things about him:

A. He’s stupid enough to make a statement like that. Why would you do that? Just keep your head down and let the results speak for themselves (in this case, what the results said was something very different).
B. I’m assuming he wouldn’t have said it if he didn’t believe it, which suggests he has no clue what the problems are and how to fix them, because they sucked ass against the Giants…potentially their worst game of the year, and that’s saying something.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:04 pm

Jones should reserve part of his upcoming big contract to share with the Vikings defense. Buy them gold watches, at least.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 1:53 pm

Best part is, Jones only threw 4 balls past 7 yards in the air. All the rest was YAC.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:54 pm

Didn’t know that, speaks volumes about the D.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 1:54 pm

Yeah, they had several plays, IIRC, where they hit the under route similar to the last play to Hockenson. The big difference was, there wasn’t a Vikings defender in the same area code as the receiver.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
17 January 2023 2:00 pm

Same country.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 2:02 pm

Same continent.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 January 2023 2:08 pm

Jones got 334 in the regular season too. Mack 385, Mikle white like 340, goff 330. It’s pathetic

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 January 2023 2:10 pm

Not a Cousins hater, i’m a Cousins contract hater.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
17 January 2023 2:31 pm

Someone is paying you to hate Cousins?

i’m a Cousins contract hater.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 January 2023 2:34 pm

KC deserves more cred, mostly played behind garbage lines.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
18 January 2023 2:04 am

Agreed

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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