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Sorry, this will be brief as I just got done driving back to Bismarck on crappy roads. We had a blast in Minneapolis, other than the result of the game. Ugh, that damn game. I’m not going to go in depth right now, as I’m sure I’ll have several posts in the coming days, and many more in the coming months, about the direction the Vikings should take for the future. As for how the season ended, it sucked, but at least they went down in the playoffs. The belief that playing poorly one year equates to success in a future year is stupid. Win games, make the playoffs, try to win. That’s the strategy every year. This year, they fell short, but it was a far more fun season than last year when we finished 8-9 and out of the playoffs.
We’ll have plenty of time to disucss the future. Thank God for ice fishing to make the remainder of this winter somewhat bearable. I’m also thankful that I no longer drink, otherwise I’d be a hurting unit today. I’ll always love this team, and one loss sure as hell isn’t changing that. I’ve been through FAR worse than this. SKOL!!!!!!

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Fitting. Dammit.
Don’t reply again, please. Just vote.
What do the Vikings do with Kirk Cousins?
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One step closer to five getting that Lions fan club card he’s always wanted.
Boy Brez is really going to have to pull a rabbit out of his ass this year. I don’t see how they avoid a massive purge of vets. Hence Thielen’s wife saying what she said. Time has come.
I was wondering… since the history of the Vikings team isn’t exactly my forte’, if the organization has ever had a QB play 5 consecutive seasons without missing a game for injury?
No
Thanks. Truly had no idea.
Availability isn’t worth $40 mill a year.
-five
Who listens to 5 anyways?
Five does
You skolholes make me laugh
Cap hit and what you get paid have no relevance. FYI
Lol. No one is saying that. There’s a correlation but they’re not the same thing.
Well, it does depend on what point you are trying to make.
they think having 12.5M ded on a losing team is smart, hmmm
I care about cap hit and contact flexibility
Until you have a lot of ded money…
Brown is a jerk, but you probably shouldn’t allow videos of yourself doing it if you don’t want them posted.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mother-antonio-browns-children-rips-snapchat-allowing-him-post-explicit-photos-of-her
That’s the least of her problems. Perhaps unless she has enough money to hire 24/7 bodyguards for herself and her kids, there would never be one minute of the day or night to not be terrified of what that crazy person might do. I can assure you the legal system will do jack about it.
It will be sad to see him go, good dude, lots of production in purple, a great leader, willing blocker…..but Father Time is still undefeated.
Perfect time to let him walk imo.
He wants a chance to actually win a bowl while he still has the ability to be in the league. Dont blame him.
Lol
Good dude but not worth money. Love to keep him if he wants a vet min deal
The Queen being carried by her subjects.
Thats the only way she can get man handled.
Just go put a child in her already creepy dude.
I wouldn’t slow her progress by saddling her with a child. I would protect her by taking the bullet sent to silence her.
There are faces that trigger me. Start with sniffer and cackles. Then go to Jill, KJP, Pelosis, then greta pos. Call me a boomer doomer and red neck. This country is fucked. 5 is spot on. Going to wear a dress tomorrow, mild out.
Sad
If 60 Minutes can find the fucker leading the sex ring within a few weeks, why can’t the police catch them?
Lot of times there are people in the force that are also part of the ring/being paid off. You have to control law enforcement in some way to get away with these things.
Thought this was interesting.
LOL
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/san-fran-city-panel-urges-reparations-5-million-black-adult
Are you sure?
I’ve been called much worse.
Not you lol
LOL.
I thought you and skolly were getting all chummy.
🙂
Yeah, saw that….my ancestors came over in the 1890s…they didn’t benefit from slave labor at all….politicians encouraging reparations can go fuck themselves.
and suddenly the number of people who identify as black has increased 1k percent
Ben, they got your side action!!!
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1615445186863312896?t=kFtJLaHj6rv7h7hrBN8qtw&s=19
lol
Has anyone ever seen her parents or is she acorn spawn?
Her mother gave her FAS
Her parents groomed the little actress for the role she I playing now. Oscar worthy at times, but sadly, for an insane cause.
Little actress showing her true colors.
Hey look whose birthday it is!!!
icky
Coming for your gas stoves fuckers.
I cook over old fusion rods from a retired Eastern block reactor with a lead pot.
lol
You need a colbalt pot…all the new rage.
name of your sex tape
I’m safe, never fucked stoves of any kind before
*yet
Lol
Wife is deploying again this year so my kitchen aid gas stove top better prepare itself just in case
National Guard? Army?, Airforce?
we also have a Navy, Marine Corp, Coast Guard and Space Force. Although I have no clue what the last one is/does.
Army reserves
where is she going? Ukraine?
Likely iraq
We still have people in Iraq? I thought we abandoned the place completely.
no sorry, meant kuwait
Ah, OK, still a dangerous part of the world. Just said a prayer for her safety.
Appreciate you
ick
How long is she usually gone?
8-14 months
Yikes! Are there at least some visits allowed during that time?
Maybe this time, not last time
I think you may have mentioned before what she specifically does but can’t recall, something medical related?
She’s a major in a medical unit.
Ah, I thought I remembered it was medical related, but I’m getting forgetful.
Kathy, deployments are usually not set up for families to have some sort of visit. Usually they are to hostile areas around the globe.
Always appreciate the sacrifice the military member and their families make. My wife was so lonely and so scared whenever I deployed. I was a special operator and the places I went weren’t what one would refer to as “vacation hotspots”. Also the missions were not publicized so she had no idea where I was, when I was coming back, or IF I was coming back. I honor her with all my heart for waiting for me. They too serve, who only stand and wait.
Such an excellent point. The families definitely sacrifice too. Thank you and your family for your service.
Thank you Kathy. I was badly injured in a helicopter crash on a mission and flown to a field hospital for surgeries. They contacted my wife and advised her I was in surgery but OK. She asked them “where is he?” they said “we cannot divulge that ma’am.
Wow. How terrifying, and feeling even more blessed that you are still with us all.
Thanks for sharing. Appreciate the sacrifices you and your wife have made. I was on submarines, so not as dangerous as a lot of military assignments. But months with no communication with family or friends wasn’t fun.
Yeah it’s not the military’s concern about visits nor should it be. Being in the reserves though it might be possible her unit backfills for a stateside unit going overseas, though it looks most likely she’ll be going to Middle East again.
Wow. Respect to you and your wife. I was military but my wife and I never had to deal with deployments once we had kids (I was out of the Navy by that time). I don’t know how I would have balanced my career and home life if my wife were deployed for +/- a year. Appreciate her (and your) service.
100% agree.
It is what it is, I did 8 years in military a looooong time ago so I knew what I was in for when I married her. Oldest was 1.5 years last time, youngest will be 1 year this time, we’ll manage
Still. Much appreciated and respect. That said, can we still expect the daily summary (other than today, of course)?
Yeah, work should remain uninterrupted
Well, if push comes to shove, just remember “the summary trumps your kids”.
Much respect to you for being able to manage that by yourself, very little ones like that are a handful. I was a single parent with a very big corporate job, but only had the one child. It’s not easy.
Family helps out a fair amount, so thankful for them
Ben, very thankful for people who willingly serve and sacrifice for this country. Big respect to you and your wife.
right back at you!
Lost a brother in Nam. I look at society and it just sickens me. Go back to WW11 and then look at shit we have walking the streets. Can’t believe you vote the scum we have in office.
You’ll probably lose your virginity to a wood burning stove. They’re common in log cabins.
Wood burning stove was our sole source of heat growing up, already learned that lesson
This made me laugh
https://twitter.com/Forester932/status/1615427840341643288?t=Kebvwa5r5fBVtXmBaHVZRQ&s=19
I got a chuckle out of that as well. Maybe we should change “one day” to “one season”, lol.
New poll. Who’s the funniest, most knowledgeable skolhole?
I have with driven my name.
lol, you funny chef.
Got you at the top 5, you get shit but good stuff. I like good humor. Actually, this site is fun. Lots of contributors.
Skoldiers takes always make me laugh
lol
And the best thing with Skolly is he’s being serious!
I think that was the point balloon boy
I know that’s why I said that mr unoriginal name boi.
Unoriginal? I took your name for my last name, mom.
just couldn’t come up with anything original on your own…I get it wingers don’t have much if any independent thoughts or creativity.
i don’t get that but, then again, I don’t understand much of what you say.
LOLOLOL
Jeez, dad. Way to abandon your kid.
Gracias Ben 🙂
Can we vote for homecoming king and queen next?
Uh oh, only two days into off season and we’re back to making lists.
Just messing with you Chief. I think everyone here is pretty knowledgeable about football. Some folks invest more time in it than others is about the only difference.
I love the knowledge and humor, i ain’t that good.
Yes, the knowledge and humor, and add free speech and long term friends. You are an important part of our community.
Haha! Good one.
OL Sucks
QB Chokes
Defense is Old and Sucks
Fire 5 into the sun. Execute Kodiak. Profit
Nailed my prediction of 13 wins this year. Right now, it looks like 7-10 next year. Too many bloated contracts that need to go. Not enough young talent to replace it. We’ll see how the offseason goes.
How can you “replace talent” when that talent led to such a horrible defense?
You have to build back better, I think.
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Put those on the street and the crime rate will go down
So true!! LIbitards.
Accurate
Yep, gonna come down to what KAM can get done this off-season.
agree, read today looks like queasey is trading JJ to bears for a 2nd/4th
That’s a terrible fleecing by the Vikings when we all know Cousins made JJ.
Yes!
Hi
Hello
Lol Kirk was the most clutch QB in league. Not his fault the defense can’t force punts
Here’s a thought – Donuthole switched us to a 3-4, which failed badly because the players were not accustomed to it and did it wrong.
Supposing we get players who ARE accustomed to a 3-4, are we really going to see that much improvement? Allowing WRs a 10-yard cushion is not a good plan whether you do it right or wrong.
Yeah, we minimized deep throws, but it doesn’t matter when opponents can run a series of 15-yard plays, chew up the clock, then easily score while our DBs are gassed.
I thought we determined the defense sucked in a 3-4 and a 4-3. They just suck. Same players two different coaches and schemes.
LOL
Were they really this bad?
https://twitter.com/taanishkaaa/status/1615362294246182913?t=kjUIbG2sUGhkPDobugxEWg&s=19
OMG yes and it wasn’t even close. The Giants dline was continually engaging and tossing them to the side like rag dolls. Just an awful performance and I think it speaks to their overall talent not being up to starter level because after the Giants Dline had a game to reflect on and a quick turnaround to play them again where they completely exposed them.
OK, is this overall for the year? Cause if that’s the case, all this talk about how much better the O-line is seems a little skewed.
They definitely made it look easy.
That’s son of a…
What kind of psychotic rat bastard would post that?
My thoughts exactly.
Andersen > Anderson
It was proven that day.
Vikes are either a) gonna trade up for a QB or b) trade down and go heavy on defense (again)
Down below you had this hawt take:
17 January 2023 1:46 pm
Now you added another option.
You left out:
c)…or some other plan.
That way, you can do your, “See! Told You! I called it!”
You look good in that.
I like trade up for QB, and I don’t mean that as a knock Kirk, the need to plan ahead
Agree 100%
Any QBs you like in the upcoming draft that we have a legit shot at? Lot of QB needy teams, unfortunately. 10 or 11 teams possibly looking to draft a QB. Yikes.
Who knows anyway. Look at how many supposed 1st round QBs there were last year. Until draft weekend anyway.
wrong, was a known terrible qb class. You have 2 going top 6 for sure this year and 2 others in 1st
I don’t even know what kind of qb KOC “likes”
i like Will Levis and he’s likely not one of the first two taken, comp is Josh Allen in terms of arm talent, size, mobility and accuracy/int issues, likely taken right around where Allen went, around 7.
Hooker.
just cause.
And you’re not wrong about Levis.
would take a bit to move up and get him.
Don’t like him or Ben tbh
I’m not shocked
I’m just kidding….was tee’d up.
I figured, I actually laughed
I mean, no one likes Ben.
It would be kind off like chefs moving up for mahomes type of trade assets
Yup.
id say do it.
only live once.
kirk can finish next year and go get paid again.
Yeah the Vikings are very similar to that chefs team, pretty good team that just reached ceiling in the playoffs, good QB getting old, chefs had needs elsewhere but said fuck it, pulled the trigger
better to go off of it could be worse
Probably could him in the third
Hooker? Yeah.
Kid has a cannon.. big body…and can run.
developmental guy
He might do well reminiscing about the 2005 love boat trip.
Unfortunately you only have 4 draft picks. Trading up ain’t happening unless you want to pick just one guy.
You could always use 2024 picks.
um, no. Would be top 5 possibly
That’s the big issue with moving up, we really don’t have the draft capital to move up.
Correct.
You can always use future picks
It’s the defense and doesn’t matter if it’s a 4-3 or a 3-4. The players suck and have to go.
Is this what they call complimentary football?
Gosh the defense sucks but it’s note even the 3-4. Was just as bad with Zimmer in 4-3. Player issue IMO
2020 and 2021 were heavily affected by injuries, I believe. I know 2020 had significant injury problems, 2021 wasn’t a ton better. Really steep drop off from 2019, when they were top 10. Best in the NFL in 2017. Sad.
WE’RE CONSISTENT!! YAY?
I will never operate off of the bone-headed premise that playing poorly will automatically make you a better team the following year. That’s dumb as shit.
Hey, look how well it’s worked for the Jets, and Browns, and Dolphins, don’t forget about the Commies, or Colts, or Bears, there’s always the Lions to aspire to as well.
Yep, exactly. Something that makes me chuckle every time, people pretend that all you have to do is have a losing season and it will result in a HOF QB and a dynasty.
Losing = greatness in one year. Just ask the Lions who after only a season or two of poor play, turned it right around.
It’s how the Browns built their tremendous dynasty.
Let’s see? Jags got number 1= Young GOAT playoff win
How many #1 picks have the Jets had in the last decade and how has that worked out for them?
Jets haven’t had the #1 pick the last decade
OK, top 2, top 5.
Oh you mean just like top 5, decent when drafting NOT a QB, bad when drafting QB
My point was the Jets have drafted very high for a long time and their team is still hot trash. They have drafted numerous QBs in the top 10 and they haven’t even made the playoffs since 2010.
want to bet the Jets win more games than the vikes next year?
They don’t even have a competent QB on the team. And as you’ve said it doesn’t matter unless they win the owl. If they don’t, then if they win 8 and the Vikes win 6, so what, they both suck.
Exactly, yet these rubes want to keep old beaker for 40M and delay any chance we have. Also, glad you admitted even w/o a qb you would lose the bet. Mike White put up 340 on vikes.
You keep lying about what Cousins makes. He has never been paid or signed a contract for $40M. Stop lying.
He’s going by annual cash because it fits his narrative.
no, that’s exactly what he is being paid this year. It’s called a fact
It’s annual cash, so not true. Annual cash is the timing of payments, it has zero to do with cap hit.
lol
So we’re worried about the Wilf’s now? From a Vikings perspective, it’s cap hit that matters. $36.5mm in 2023. IIRC.
ok, use 35M. The point you amateurs are missing is the 40M does matter b/c they kicked the can on him to field a team. That’s why he has 18.5M void ded money and that affects the team. FYI
All that matters for the Vikings is his cap hit in 2023 which is 36 mill., 16% of the cap. That leaves another 205 mill or so for the rest of the team. Cousins is getting paid 30 mill this year according to your own post.
Maybe only 185 mill. You’re right, absolute peanuts. No way to field a team with that.
minus off Z smith, no biggie.
read about his ded money in 24 and 25 grasshopper
A.) that means nothing in 2023
B) there is a 12.5 mill dead hit in 2024. Less than ideal but not that terrible compared to other contracts in the NFL. There is nothing in 2025 since his contract automatically voids after 2023. With no extension, Cousins is a free agent after 2023.
A. we are going to suck in 2023
? No it’s not. We’ve went over this. He is making $30 mill this year. If they cut him they have to take the cap hit for the signing bonus, money he has already been paid. If they don’t cut him his cap hit is $36.2 mill in 2023.
false, yearly cash is 40M. kick the can…
Current Contract
LOL, you have no clue what any of this means, do you?
opposite
But if you want use his cap hit then, it’s 36.5M in 2023. Have fun!
Browns have had multiple first round picks in multiple years in the last decade, and they have sucked since Otto Graham retired in 1955.
We’llotto Graham played for a different franchise, but the original browns franchise got a lot better when they moved to Baltimore
As far as I know, when they talk franchise records and such, they attribute the Cleveland Browns seasons to the current Cleveland Browns team, and not to the Ravens.
want to bet they win more games than vikes next year?
I’m still waiting for you to back up your claim that the Vikings will finish last in the division next year. I want to bet on that, you haven’t answered.
I wouldn’t bet that but I’ll bet bottom 2 unless you are scared? If scared, just say “I’m brad and I’m scared of Big 5”. no issues either way
It’s what you said. I understand that you’re scared though. Good luck with those insect balls of yours.
so scared, fair enough
That’s too bad. You’ll get over it, just go find your binky.
scared, pinocchio
Just make the bet & back your mouth up or keep being a chicken shit. You said last in the division, I’m ready to bet.
Oh, I believe that 100% but won’t bet it yet
Lol. Read your own comment and admit it. If anyone else posted it you’d laugh at them.
no rube, an opinion and something I bet are mutually exclusive. I’ll bet bottom 2.
you missed the point. If anyone else said what you said, you’d be on them like stink on shit. BTW, a good rube is one of my favorite sandwiches. The rye bread and corned beef (or pastrami, my personal choice) makes it special.
wrong
You don’t like Rueben sandwiches? You don’t know what you’re missing.
I’ll bet you they finish bottom 4 in the division.
zero 1st overall
Those 4 picks he threw sure were nice and really showed the Chargers whats up. Just because Staley is a dunce and the Chargers choked the 2nd half away doesn’t mean Lawrence is a god. Can you even see the face on your Lawrence FatHeads anymore through all the Five Baby Juice?
Which has zero relevance to the conversation at hand, but thanks.
Oh wait, you’re saying that if a team sucks for 15 years, then they can draft a guy who, in three years, can get the team to the Divisional round?
Yay?
The last QB to be drafted #1 overall and eventually win a SB was Matthew Stafford, drafted in 2009. While some have had some success as Five has made clear, all that matters is rings. So Since 2000, there have been 15 QBs drafted #1. They have combined for a total of 3 rings (Eli – 2, Stafford – 1). There have also been the big winners like Baker, Kyler, Goff, Crab Legs, and JaMarcus Russell.
Logic doesn’t work like this: don’t try to do anything b/c you might fail. FYI
How’d elway, peyton, aikman do? You don’t have to draft 1st overall, top 10 gives you a much better shot. We are 0 for 62.
You were only 4 when we last appeared in an Owl. lol
That’s not what I said. You’re logic of just draft somebody at the top of the draft and they are automatically a stud is faulty though. I also like how the 3 examples you can come up with weren’t even drafted this century.
I never said that, you said that. I said you have a much better shot than drafting 23 and oscillating in mediocrity for all eternity. The last qb who had a shot of being legit was Teddy.
lmao, but let’s not risk a bad season or a bad draft pick. I love 8-9
They didn’t suck for 15 years and Blake Bortles has more playoff wins than beaker. Goat was drafted last year also. How’d we do this year? How bout last 2 before that?
You’re right, they’ve finished 3rd or 4th in their division in 12 of the last 15 years. That’s stellar.
You guys are confusing terrible orgs (lions, browns, Jags (got a new owner) and thus bad front offices with drafting high.
Ummm like the Vikings front office is SO good at drafting? I think you’re the one who is confused 5.
Not good but not as bad as those orgs, bad ownership dooms you
Well yeah, I mean at the Vikings history of drafting QBs in the 1st round. They have been stellar and there is no reason to think they would start to fail now, duh.
huh? Took Teddy at 32. Was a decent qb. The only other qb picks in rd 1 since Kramer in 1977 were ponder at 12 and duante at 11. Daunte had good teams for a bit.
I am no Teddy hater, but he’s a career back-up who lost his job to Sam Darnold TWICE.
I agree but saying you suck at drafting qb’s is irrelevant when you’ve taken 3 since 1977 in rd 1 and two were playoff qb’s.
Teddy was always going to be a decent backup QB, nothing more. I don’t know why many believed he could lead this team anywhere.
Losers want to lose.
Here’s all the passes the Giants threw.
4 past 8 yards.
2 past 10.
This is in the air. Guys then ran for a shit load more.
I can’t believe an elite QB like Jones would throw short of the sticks…
When you’re throwing on first and second down it’s much different than fourth down. Giants didn’t have a third down until late 2nd quarter
Dont worry, context and situational awareness are lost on this individual.
Anyone notice that Bosa penalty for his helmet toss? He’s that fast and stupid refs missed the jump on o-line. Remined me of Alan Page.
I think Donatell joins Fangio he gets his gig as DC wherever buttholemouth ends up as HC.
HEY, LET’S DISCUSS KIRK COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good idea
This is good news. It didn’t work when he did it with the Vikings, so this all but assures Chicago won’t be winning a championship any time soon either.
And, Cronin hates the McCaskey family.
Every employee? Even the janitors? Popcorn salesman?
balloon inflators
It’s a solid job if you can get it.
If I were an employee, I’d ask him why he fucked Adrian Peterson.
lol, vikes employees
“get rid of beaker” x all the employees
As long as I never again in my life have to listen to PA and Warren talk about their kids and how great life is.
I think it’ll be a trade back too
Who’s the “badboy”?
The 23rd pick = badboy
What kind of grown ass man talks like that? What a loser.
lol
Dustin Baker, apparently.
Writes tweets like a child
I’ve never heard a child say, “ad nauseam”.
I also very rarely hear an adult call something like a draft pick a “badboy”, also never heard someone use ad nauseam and “badboy” in the same sentence.
lmao…you’ve given this a lot of thought
BTW…I do agree it’s a poorly written post. I read it a few times and still couldn’t figure out exactly WTF he was talking about.
I usually use naughty boy myself.
Like:
“Hey naughty boy! You want to be in my coffee table book?”
The naughty boy
https://tenor.com/view/tom-hanks-alone-tom-hanks-cast-away-tom-hanks-eye-contact-gif-18568772
You
https://tenor.com/view/lurking-creepyguy-plant-gif-11665121
Ahhh…I get it now. Had a hard time following his comment.
Isn’t the 32nd pick a 2nd rounder? So he’s just going to go straight to round 2?
I think he’s saying Kwesi’s gonna try for their late 1st plus their 2nd rounder. But it’s a confusing Tweet to me.
I get it. I was just being a smart ass about the 32nd pick.
32st
Correct. Miami lost their pick
lol, why so we can get booth and Lions get next Moss?
Nah, that’s old news. It’s the Bears turn this year.
It worked so well in 2022, Kwesi might as well do it again.
This time with the Bears.
2024 is a solid qb draft class
Any favorites of yours who can be first-year starters? That’s what we’ll need, because I don’t see Cousins going anywhere. Not sure if you read the story up there, but once you see the contract, you can see that an extension gets us very little, if any, cap room.
You don’t want to enter next year’s draft having an obvious need at QB. Not sure what the best option is.
2024 best QB will be Sam Hartman. Now to land him going to have to either really suck in 2023 and have a high top ten pick or trade a bevy of picks and move up but he will be the best. He’s in the portal right now likely going to an SEC team to compete for a title this year. He’d be the perfect understudy for Kirk as he plays out his last extension. That is the best plan at QB.
When’s Arch gonna be available?
I think he’s a freshman at Texas this year, so he won’t be eligible to declare until the 2026 draft, if I’m doing my calendar math correctly.
Correct.
I was Googling it when I saw your comment come up. First thing I see is that he was born within days of when I graduated HS. I feel old now.
lol, wrong
Dude, Caleb Williams is going numero uno, concensus already and then Jefferson and Evers. Your scrub is not even mentioned
USc kid and maybe Texas guy
I took a Ben a few minutes ago and my Cane is still burning. It’s the consequence of putting a lot of hot sauce on my quesadilla last night.
GO TWINS!!
even better
Think AOC and Jill have gas stoves, would explain brain damage.
Beaten man Hun, got nothing left, used up. Twins, maybe a little mild and watch the snow melt till fishing opener.
I hate the fact that we have to talk offseason moves already. Empty and used up kinda describes me as well right now, have some Hockey left, otherwise the rest of the winter looks bleak and dark.
like kumala harris pre getting a Cali job
Yep, I’m pissed, too. I was mentally prepared heading in, as I wanted to make sure to be an example for my son, but I’m honestly still pissed that the fuckers couldn’t just pull off a win against a beatable team. Pricks.
Good job staying as calm as possible under these circumstances. Royally pissed that they couldn’t even beat a mediocre Gnats team at home. Thanks, defense. And that last pass on 4th down… what a pathetic way to end an all around fun season.
Ed is 65 and not going to be around long anyway so more reason to fire him
Didn’t know he was that old. Ain’t learned much.
I didn’t know either.
Yep, 65.
Thanks. @I don’t believe anything five says until you’ve verified its authenticity.@
Wise
Posted this yesterday night, but Kendricks is washed. He calls the play. Then takes a bad pursuit angle. He’s lost a step. This should have been an easy tackle for a loss.
Great grammer there wanker
lol
Psst. I didn’t write the tweet
Psst. I know that my comment was to the wanker author.
Oh. Cause this is me IRL
I don’t see it as a bad angle. I see it as Hunter widened out and had the edge set, in that case it is Kendricks main job not to stay on the back hip and allow a cut back escape route and Hunter’s job to make the play. Runner did the right thing making space between him and Kendricks forcing Hunter to be the man to make the play and he didn’t. That play is on Hunter, not Kendricks.
So maybe I got it wrong here, but here’s what I see.
Hunter should have set the edge, and forced the run back inside towards Kendricks. Usually the edge’s job is to make sure no one gets outside of him, and force everything back into play….or what I usually think it should be.
Kendricks dives right before the guy cuts up field, and misses. If Kendricks waited until after Hunter sets his feet, and stayed a little farther up field, he would have made the play.
Either way, one of them has got to get that stop.
I agree on the idea of setting the edge to get the runner to cut back to where your teammates are in the inside but the runner decided to not go back inside, instead he pressed the edge. That’s Hunter’s tackle to make imo. At the end of the day good players take advantage of the opportunities given which neither Kendricks or Hunter did. Great players make their own opportunities. Hell of a run too.
2 votes for maybe. That’s interesting. I’m curious, because I have yet to talk to a Vikings fan who didn’t have a strong opinion one way or the other on Donatell.
It´s hard to tell. We have our aging and declining roster on one hand, on the other hand the defense got WORSE as the season went on, and that might point at coaching being the main culprit.
Just watched that video skolifer posted on part 1 of the thread, and that makes me more inclined to want Donatell´s ass fired ASAP, but I´d also like the team to assess every aspect of this failure as thoroughly as possible.
Leaning towards firing, just not 100% convinced… would kinda feel like Donatell is used as a scapegoat if they fire him quickly to appease the masses, doesn´t leave time to really examine what happened. So I voted maybe.
That defense was soooo bad, it really does need a deep dive assessment. However, if the Vikings wait too long they may lose out on some good candidates and Donatell’s options for a new spot decrease.
Valid point. Fire him, then!
Reasonable take.
I voted to keep Donny and fix the players. Donny wasn’t the problem. It’s the players not being the right fit for 3-4 outside maybe a couple of them.
His scheme might be a problem, apparently the Fangio approach is pretty much failing across the league. Add that to a roster that’s not built to run a scheme like that, and you might end up with the clusterfuck we witnessed on Sunday.
Don’t know if Donny could do better with younger, better players that fit his type of defense, but he never had a defense as bad as this one so far.
https://twitter.com/sosarick/status/1615410725907824640?s=20&t=4BEQrzcD744PbDJHVjQ68w
Pretty much, not many other (realistic) options on the table.
Likely.
Wilfs and plenty of fans are perfectly fine with .500 football and a playoff appearance every other year.
Who do you replace him with? Try to get Baker for a few millions? Let Mullins run the show for a high draft pick? Honest question.
I’m not disagreeing with you.
I wouldn’t mind dumping Kirk and letting Mullins play.
It won’t happen though.
They need to draft a QB every year over the next 3 years and see what they got. Otherwise, Cousins will hold the Vikings hostage.
We are in that situation, kinda. I think the front office will try to continue their “competitive rebuild”, but things won´t go smoothly next season, what with having to play a 1st place schedule among other things.
Vikes should have done that regularly for many seasons until they hit on one QB pick, Mond was too little, too late, and sucked anyway.
We’ve already seen what a competitive rebuild looks like. I’m expecting they announce a Super Duper Competitive Rebuild this year, to ensure we win at least 14 games and secure the 1st or 2nd seed.
Double Secret Competitive Kumbaya Reload
Everybody here within a few days:

@Our front office has figured it out! Superbowl, Baby!@
What??? So you want to win only 3 games next season?
If it eventually leads to playing in February I’m good with it. It will never happen though, that’s not the way the NFL works and it’s too easy to F up the rebuild. Just keep throwing pieces at it and hope for some luck on late round draft picks. Grab some cheap free agents and hope they have a resurgence. Rinse, repeat.
not true but perfect if that happened, then we get a franchise qb
@The QB isn’t responsible for wins.@
I would guess Mullins gets 6 or 7 wins.
But yeah, it’s time to draft a QB every year.
Problem with that theory is whoever they draft will sit a back seat and won’t get an honest appraisal of talent, so they won’t know what they got unless said draftee is the second coming of Montana/Brady/Manning all rolled into one, and every other team somehow overlooked them.
If Cousins, is gone, QB competition is open.
If Cousins is still the QB, then we can never draft a QB because the 1st stringer will always be in the way? Why did the niners waste a pick on Brock Purdy knowing he would sit in the back seat?
They have to plan for life after Cousins somehow.
Play the rookie in preseason. Sit Cousins if winning. Bench Cousins when he has his 3 to 4 – 50 rating games.
I’m not really excited about the 2023 projected high-round QB market but I’d be all for taking a flyer on a late-round guy (ala what SF did with Purdy). Stetson Bennett would be someone I’d take a close look at. He’s not a prototypical NFL QB but he’s a proven winner who got better every year. He comes with a lot of big game experience and he’s got the “it” factor.
Correct.
For 2023 it has to be a later round pick for a QB.
IMO, it will be foolish if Kwesi doesn’t at least draft a QB in 2023. Unless they resign Mr. Mediocre for another 3 years.
Sign Baker or throw a late round pick at the Jets for Wilson.
You think Wilson could be fixed with a change of scenery? Baker I’d take, even if he is not as good as Kirk.
I’m most curious to see what they do with Kirk, if anything.
lmao, good grief
Shouldn’t you be working on your 2023 fantasy lineup?
no, will be easy to beat these rubes
FWIW…I know you know I don’t always agree with what you say but I do admire your consistency.
Purdy is a unicorn. Pretty sure we won’t ever see someone drafted dead last start another NFL game while we are alive.
Sure we can eventually strike gold in the mid rounds….happens all the time, like, uh, Brady, and uh…….uh……….
If we’re serious about a franchise QB, we should bite the bullet, move up and draft one.
I agree, but that isn’t happening this year.
I’d be all for it in 2024.
What I’m afraid of is wading through mediocre QBs the next few years, and having talent like JJ and TJ start looking for greener grass because they’re tired of…….mediocre QBs.
Dak was a late round pick. Romo wasn’t even drafted. Not that I disagree with your assessment but I’m sure there are more. I think Purdy is a product of the team around him and will at best end up like a Keenum/Heiniken.
lol, Fins qb in playoff game this weekend was a 7th rd rookie. Look at Ravens?
And who do the Fins and Ravens play next weekend? Oh, they lost.
And who did Miami FO say was their QB going forward yesterday? Tua……who was drafted 5th overall.
At least Jackson was drafted 32nd, which we would have a shot if someone of his abilities fell to us in the 1st.
who we play?
For this coming year or 2024? If 2024 you draft one like all teams have been doing since time immemorial.
And for the coming year? I wouldn´t be opposed to give Baker a shot.
I would in 2 seconds, why not?
Yes, Geno too.
Geno won’t be available if reports are accurate.
Apparently and foolishly, the Seahawks said they would tag Geno if necessary to keep him.
Not sure what tag, but if it is the exclusive tag, that’s $45 million. No thanks.
Ouch, pass.
Holy crap. Why on earth would they use the franchise tag? I’m sure he’d sign for a decent deal?
If Geno has Kirk’s agent, Seattle just effed themselves. If I’m Geno, the negotiations start at $45 million a year.
If Seattle meant the non exclusive tag, that is $32 million with the right to match any offer.
Baker Mayfield is a slightly more talented version of Case Keenum. You draft well in 2023 and 2024 to get an average defense. The Vikings will have a huge amount of cap to grab a WR2 and another elite player.
Could make a run 2017 style. Or everything could blow up and get a low draft pick.
Make no mistake, I’m drafting a qb high asap. Got zero chance until we do.
I think our 2023 draft pick in the first round is not going to get a decent QB at the #23 spot. Need to make a grab in 2024.
Correct and it’s a solid class
True.
But still draft a QB in the mid to late rounds.
Brock Purdy.
Well genius GM, you have 4 whole draft picks. You want to waste one on a non position of need, knock yourself out.
Don’t worry, at some point this spring Five will say how great every top drafted QB is going to be and then when one of them turns out to be good he’ll say, see I told you the Vikings should have drafted him. Next GOAT while completely ignoring the other 6 that totally flamed out a la Josh Rosen.
Fake news maddow. I openly said Allen was going to be good, herbie and Young GOAT. I never said anythiung else as I never liked baker, lance, etc.
2024 is likely
correct and that’s issue one. Not to pick on anybody here but I just don’t get why winning some regular season games and getting killed even in a home WC game is good? I don’t understand why people don’t think the goal is to win the Owl. They are not doing that in the next 2 years and so even if you like beaker it doesn’t make sense to pay him and not develop another qb. We are under .500 next season for sure. Name me 1 other team that pays a qb top dollar that is not competitive?
Vikings are stuck with Kirk next season, that is fact. Find a way to draft Will Levis, let him sit for a season, then say bye to Kirk after next years missed playoff or WC round ass kicking. Cut Cook, Thielen, Smith, Smith and restructure O’Neill you have almost 150mil in cap space for 2024, and your QB on his rookie contract.
I can’t fight the feeling that Cousins is due for an injury. He’s been exceptionally durable, but almost everybody has a major injury at some point. Other than Eli and Favre I can’t think of many others who haven’t. Obviously no reasoning to it other than gut feel but I don’t see how he can keep taking the hits he does and not have one catch him wrong.
Yeah he’s been super durable. Eli and Brett played through a lot of injuries, which Kirk has not ever really had anything major. Guys seem to fall off a cliff around 36-39 unless you’re Brady. The Vikings need to start succession planning.
We could also trade JJ for a boat load of 7th round picks.
What did the Chiefs get for Tyreek?
Hopefully an infinite amount of 7th rounders.
Toss in some 8’s.
Looks like they got a 2022 1st, 2022 2nd, 2022 4th, 2023 4th and 2023 6th. If the Vikings were to trade JJ, that’s likely what you could expect. Well, Kwesi would use some sort of analytics and cut that in half, so who knows.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hard no.
Is that you, Rick?
agree
I wouldn’t call it a “no-brainer”, but you definitely need to have a better option to replace if you’re going to have the conversation.
lol
Rick Sosa wants to suck Kirk’s dick so bad he can almost taste it.
Skolly not far behind.
Kirk Cousins’ jock strap…
He’s also blown more trannies then an old Buick.
When I initially scanned your comment, I thought you said, “He’s also blown more trannies then old Buck.”
Also accurate
FTP
FTP!
A list of centers scheduled to be available in 2023
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/free-agents/center/
A guy like McGovern has a market value of around $12.5 million/year.
They’re projecting Bradbury at around $11.9 million per year. Ouch. There’s no way I’d sign a long-term deal after 3 years of trash and one year of average.
Correct.
Let’s hope they don’t do something crazy like that.
They will. Probably about the same day as they sign Maher.
LOL.
Joseph is a free agent……
Yeah, but he missed 5 XPs all year, and Maher missed 3 in one game. Maher has potential to miss more.
That´s our next kicker. Book it.
Exactly why I think he’ll end up in MN. It just seems like something they would do, because, Vikings.
Exactly.
JJ warming up on Sunday.
You need to move the poll over here.
And first.
I hope Donatell isn’t watching that poll. Ouch.
I might have been inclined to be patient until he was stupid enough to tell us, “I think you’ll be pleased with our defense this weekend” (or whatever it was) and then fail so miserably. To me, this says a few things about him:
A. He’s stupid enough to make a statement like that. Why would you do that? Just keep your head down and let the results speak for themselves (in this case, what the results said was something very different).
B. I’m assuming he wouldn’t have said it if he didn’t believe it, which suggests he has no clue what the problems are and how to fix them, because they sucked ass against the Giants…potentially their worst game of the year, and that’s saying something.
Horrible. Allowed Jones to put up over 300 (again). 24/35 for 301 yards (8.6 y/a) with 2 TDs and 0 INTs. QBR of 81.2 and a Rating of 114.1.
Almost identical numbers as Kirk, although Kirk’s y/a was considerably lower (more attempts) & yards were slightly lower.
Jones should reserve part of his upcoming big contract to share with the Vikings defense. Buy them gold watches, at least.
No kidding. A steak dinner or something.
Best part is, Jones only threw 4 balls past 7 yards in the air. All the rest was YAC.
Didn’t know that, speaks volumes about the D.
Yeah, they had several plays, IIRC, where they hit the under route similar to the last play to Hockenson. The big difference was, there wasn’t a Vikings defender in the same area code as the receiver.
Same country.
Same continent.
Jones got 334 in the regular season too. Mack 385, Mikle white like 340, goff 330. It’s pathetic
Not a Cousins hater, i’m a Cousins contract hater.
Someone is paying you to hate Cousins?
KC deserves more cred, mostly played behind garbage lines.
Agreed
I’m with ya’