Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 01 Feb 2023 – The Deuce

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I wasn’t around much yesterday, so I missed the big news about the Broncos brininging in Payton. The Broncos are reportedly sending their first round pick (29th pick), second round pick, and a future third round pick to the Saints. Some folks are getting on Paton for giving up so many draft picks, but you know, Paton spent a decade watching Rick Spielman draft, so I suppose he places a lower value on draft picks than most GMs.

Minnesota Vikings News:

As mentioned above, the Broncos traded with the Saints to bring on Sean Payton as their new head coach, according to NFL.com.

The Texans have hired former 49ers DC Demeco Ryans to be their new head coach, per NFL.com.

This is funny. Derek Carr (you remember, the dude that the Raiders benched toward the end of the year) has been selected to the Pro Bowl games as an alternate to Joe Burrow.

Video of the Day:

This is a great one from one of my favorite artists. This is Robert Earl Keen with Dreadful Selfish Crime. If you like real country, and you haven’t listened to this dude, you need to, you’ll love him. Enjoy!

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Lifer
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Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 February 2023 7:43 pm

Uh….nope..Purdy is out for at least a year.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 8:12 pm

I think so, although not always for good reasons.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
1 February 2023 6:14 pm

Hey Brad,
You said you need to run every other day or you feel it and your distance goes down?
This guy ran a marathon a day for one year.
@Obviously HE is not a weak Lib.@

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-runs-marathon-every-day-year-honor-late-father-off-scale-selflessness

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
1 February 2023 3:29 pm

This happened in Dec. 2019 and they’re just now indicting him? Haven’t seen anything about what evidence they have.
https://breaking911.com/philadelphia-eagles-player-indicted-for-rape-and-kidnapping-days-before-super-bowl/

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 3:35 pm

That is insane. I know it takes a while to get DNA analysis (don’t know if they have that), but it doesn’t take 3 years, sheesh.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 3:42 pm

Happened in Ohio. still true about Philly though

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 3:55 pm

They probably went to Ohio State so you gotta give em a break.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 3:57 pm

Yes, Ohio. Not sure where Guernsey County is.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 February 2023 3:34 pm

Should add the article says she reported it immediately.

NoDakRube
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 February 2023 3:36 pm

Hey Kathy while I was home sick this weekend I watched both of those JFK videos…really very interesting…now I have to spend time verifying…but yes as of now I think Johnson likely was behind the JFK hit.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 3:49 pm

Knew you were sick so wasn’t sure you were up to it. They don’t site every source in their videos, but they site quite a few such as folks who have thoroughly researched certain aspects.

They did a whole series of videos on JFK assassination. I think I may have posted this one when I first recommended them. This is the first one I watched. The Paine’s are who Oswald was staying with in Dallas. Pretty much everyone Oswald was associated with were CIA or other intelligence agencies.

NoDakRube
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 February 2023 4:28 pm

I will probably take a look.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 4:03 pm

I knew what a dirtbag Johnson was, but I was still horrified over his behavior on the plane.

DE Viking
1 February 2023 3:17 pm

Tua Clears concussion protocol when there is no game to be played for 6 months.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35571382/source-dolphins-tua-tagovailoa-clears-concussion-protocol

GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:40 pm

Had a long day yesterday from 10:00 to 4:30. Might have to take off at 4:00 today. Don’t want to overdo it.

benjammin
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Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:47 pm

I’m leaving at 3:30 but I always do as I get to work between 7-7:30, lazy millennials like you are the reason this country is going to shit! But really, you should leave at 4, smoke your dope and then make the Eagles fan wear a Vikings jersey while you shag her.

GA Skol
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:52 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:56 pm

Make sure you let Morty watch too.

DE Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:49 pm

GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:17 pm

It’s almost 3:30. I need a nap.

NoDakRube
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:18 pm

Thats what happens when you do the afternoon doobie

GA Skol
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:21 pm

I use a pipe mostly. It’s easier.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:26 pm

A left handed cigarette?
A joint?
A smoking gummy?

What is the popular term these days?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:29 pm

Surly too when it comes to the edibles

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:30 pm

Why is Surly so Surly if he eats edibles?
I thought that made you chill…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:34 pm

I’m not entirely sure but it has something to do with being Kirk’s fault

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:35 pm

Ahhh….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 3:01 pm

LOL

GA Skol
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:38 pm

That all depends on which strain you’re doing. Gotta get the right ones. Indica will get you nice and relaxed. Sativa can get you acting like Antonio Brown.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:39 pm

What happens if you mix them?

GA Skol
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:44 pm

GA Skol
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:43 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:19 pm

You eat a big mean at Waffle House again?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 3:02 pm

Waffle House is fire dude. Top 3 breakfast joint

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 February 2023 3:06 pm

I want to go there, also want to go to that place in elk river that LFA and PPB talk about, I think its called Old Main Eatery.

freezeyface
1 February 2023 1:49 pm

MT Viking and Just_rob, could use some doctorly advice.

Been dealing with a really bad sore throat/stuffed sinuses, for going on 3 weeks now.
I have been to the DR 3 times, been tested for covid, flu, strep and mono, all came back negative. they put me on a round of steroids to reduce swelling, didn’t help.
i am not on day 6 of some sort of antibiotic, doesn’t seem to help.
I am utterly exhausted as i can’t sleep well at night due to trouble with snoring since everythying is so swollen. i haven’t been this tired since i have had covid a couple years back and mono back in college.
i am thinking of going to an ENT doctor next if i don’t seem to get better.
thoughts?

GA Skol
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 1:50 pm

I think you should try smoking weed

freezeyface
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 1:51 pm

i mean i haven’t yet tried that yet

GA Skol
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 1:53 pm

It helps me sleep now. Started about a month ago.

@just_rob told me it was healthy@

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 1:52 pm

You have COVID and are going to die, accept your fate. RIP Freezey, he never made me mad.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 2:04 pm

Those 20+ day illness suck….hope you find an answer and a remedy…
Not convinced Pot smoking is the answer – keep looking.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:06 pm

Yeah smoking pot won’t do anything, needs to huff gas, that’ll clear things out

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:18 pm

I suppose so, though I’ve never tried it, gas either actually, but a kid in high school was telling us about huffing gas then watching Beavis and Butthead and hallucinating that they were talking directly to him before he passed out. I had never thought of huffing gas before but after that I was definitely never going to.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:31 pm

Glade? Never heard of that, heard of huffing the aerosol out of canned whipped cream or people huffing the cans of dusting aerosol, but never air freshener lol.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:08 pm

once i can reduce swelling in the sinuses and throat, i should be able to sleep better and then probably get over this. but alas, no sleep no better

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 2:10 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:12 pm

old snl is best snl

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 2:22 pm

Yeah, my favorite years are probably Dana Carvey through Will Ferrell, that’s kinda when it downhill for me.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 2:33 pm

Yeah he was great

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NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 2:17 pm

Just re-watched it…funny stuff

GA Skol
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 2:18 pm

It works

Not convinced Pot smoking is the answer 

NoDakRube
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:19 pm

Oh it very well could help him sleep

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 2:35 pm

Lol

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 3:27 pm

Sorry Freezey. Not a medical person, but hope you’re taking immune support vitamins. When I’m really sick like that I take Advil (anti-inflammatory) and Benadryl two hours before bed and at bedtime take Nyquil severe cold and flu. Usually that gets me at least a few hours of sleep. On rare occasions I have to add a glass of wine. Docs recommended a humidifier when grands were too little to take much medicine. We did that for them, but not sure how much it helped.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 5:40 pm

Yes go see an ENT. Might be chronic sinusitis. Which antibiotic did they put you on?

Wrenage
1 February 2023 1:21 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
1 February 2023 1:48 pm

benjammin
Admin
1 February 2023 1:21 pm

Summary:

Tom Brady has retired, BSF thinks he sucks, cut him

Wrenage initiates breakfast discussion, somehow leads to discussion of North Dakota towns

GF and Wrenage discuss jogging, everyone else discusses literally anything else

Stupid libs with horrible takes don’t make Freezey mad, proof he does in fact suffer fools

BSF’s grandma masturbating to him smoking cigarettes while driving is weirder than Benjammin posting pictures of his grandma in a brothel

Benjammin is an ugly american by Chef’s standards

MT gouger doesn’t have to dink around with sales tax because he’s rich

Bowbunch thinks JJ looks good because he listens to the beatles

GA had to keep his date away from his dog’s turds

SoCal fan suggests GA continue dating her so he can say he honestly fucked an Eagles fan

VP “already did a deuce today”

GF breaks the time space continuum

NoDak rubes wife intentionally packs him shitty lunch

FloridaSkol posts his wife will be sorry she wed him

Another fairly slow day

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 1:24 pm

Thought that my suggestion to GA got lost in the deuce dropping, as most of my best posts often do.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
1 February 2023 3:12 pm

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 1:26 pm

Benlib

I broke the space time continuum

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
1 February 2023 1:32 pm

Yeah, my mistake, but its too late to edit, sorry just_lib

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 1:43 pm

Thanks BenLib

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
1 February 2023 1:44 pm

more like just_needsattentionandpositiveaffirmation

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 1:49 pm

LMAO just like all libs!

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 5:09 pm

Shut up freezelib

NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:08 pm

I am lodging a formal complaint with the wife…once again she put the shitty little tomatoes in my lunch salad even though she knows I hate them.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:11 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:23 pm

Cherry tomatoes suck.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 February 2023 1:24 pm

YES THEY DO!

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:24 pm

Clearly, you pissed her off.
What did you do?

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
1 February 2023 1:27 pm

It could be any one of a number of things…the question is which one did she find out about.

VikingPhilip
1 February 2023 12:48 pm

I already did a deuce today so I guess I can just move along.

Edgecrusher71
1 February 2023 12:45 pm

What’s the over under on Ben taking a topic where the name Cousins isn’t mentioned and he brings Cousins into the conversation and how much he hates him?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
1 February 2023 12:46 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
1 February 2023 12:49 pm

I don’t really hate any of my cousins, but there are a few that annoy me.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 February 2023 12:53 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 February 2023 12:57 pm

I have 20 living Cousins I don’t hate any of them…In fact I am fairly fond of all of them.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:00 pm

I wonder how many cousins, Kirk Cousins has?
Say that three times real fast…

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
1 February 2023 1:04 pm

HA

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
1 February 2023 1:06 pm

“Kinky Kirk Cousins caresses Cousins calfs constantly”

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 February 2023 1:08 pm

Nice, LOL!

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 February 2023 1:21 pm

i’m pretty disappointed in a couple of mine.
but i have a couple really crappy aunts and uncles so it shouldn’t be a surprise their kids suck as well

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
1 February 2023 2:19 pm

I like all my cousins.

GA Skol
1 February 2023 12:36 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  GA Skol
1 February 2023 12:57 pm

we all need some encouragement every now and then.

Rob
Rob
Admin
1 February 2023 12:29 pm

hello fellow libs

first

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 12:31 pm

TNWSS

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 12:32 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
1 February 2023 12:41 pm

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 12:42 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 February 2023 1:03 pm

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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