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Not much for NFL or Vikings news today. A few rumblings about Lamar Jackson potentially coming to the Vikings, but those rumblings were just chatter by random journalists, so not much to them. However, it IS an option that is open to the Vikings, should they decide that there are no quarterbacks in the upcoming draft worth building a team around. The Vikings are going to need to have a plan in place if they do indeed plan to move on from Kirk Cousins after this season.
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Minnesota Vikings News:
Cam Newton announced that he’ll be throwing at Auburn today, per NFL.com. At the end of his promo video, he says “Ain’t 32 motherf*****s better than me”. Well, I guess we’ll see.
Video of the Day:
I found this dude recently, he’s got some really good music. This is Joshua Ray Walker with Sexy After Dark. Enjoy!
I’m back from the salt mines. Hopefully everyone was salty today.
Watching The Curse of Oak Island based on NVF dedication to the show. They’ve found a buried rock field from a map from a locals dead father and also a pile of rocks by an old tree dated 100’s of years old. Now they’re digging with hand gardening shovels and dust pans. The sound track adds a lot of suspense. Captivating.
Spoiler: They don’t find anything. Lol….
Laughing… this week is an “off” week for the show. That is instead of a regular episode they are going to recap the season so far basically. Next week “the drilling operation gets closer and closer to its destination and the team is shocked when they discover evidence of an ancient safe.”
After 10 years I do think they are finally zeroing in on some sort of treasure. I am interested to see where they end up at the end of this years season (which was filmed April through October last year). They will be back on the island in a week or so.
“Who knows what we’ll find” seems to be the most stated phrase. Yes indeed…who knows lol…
Haven’t watched that in years, sounds like it hasn’t changed.
If the Vikings really want Lamar, wouldn’t it be easier to just trade for him?
Do you want to trade for and pay $50M a year for a QB that misses a lot of games?
I’m not for getting him. Just saying that if they DO want to get him, wouldn’t it be easier to try to trade for him rather than play the game with the contract?
Otherwise, they have to sign him to a horrible contract that the Ravens won’t match. Hell, just trade for him.
I may be wrong, but I believe the non exclusive transition tag does not allow for them to just trade for him, I could be wrong though.
That could be right, they have until 7/17 to sign him to a multi-year deal, so it would make sense.
No, hard pass.
Agreed. I feel the same way about paying $50 million to our current QB.
Well GF, you’ll be happy to know that according to Spotrac Cousins current market value is $43.2M a year. So once again he’s a bargain and giving the Vikings a good deal.
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings/kirk-cousins-9915/market-value/
$50 million is higher than $43 million, I think.
Yes I was pointing out that Cousins isn’t going to make $50M a year, and at $35M a year is below market value so he’s a bargain.
Correct
Trade who/what??
Then what do you do with Kirk?
Kirk with his No Trade Clause would need to approve of any deal moving him along.
Lamar would have to be willing to sign a deal with the Vikes and if his current demand of $50 per is accurate it makes it pretty hard to fit him under the cap.
Lots of reason for not having anything to do with Lamar.
You’d try to trade Kirk, of course. No reason to have 2 QBs on the roster. The only way it would conceivably work is if the Ravens wanted Kirk, and Kirk would sign off on the deal.
So pay Lamar plus Kirks dead cap hit?
So bye Cook/Z. Smith/Hunter and a few others to get far enough under the cap?
Again, I’m not saying they should get him, I’m just saying that IF they want to, THEN it seems like a trade would be the easier route.
Not saying you are advocating for him.
Just saying that they would have to give up the farm to make it work.
Both options are bad and not worth doing IMHO.
Agreed. I’d rather see them draft a QB this year, if, and only if, they think there’s a guy there who they feel can be the QBOTF. Let him learn for a year, then let ‘er rip.
I can agree to that plan if they can find someone who can draft a QB well.
After last year I don’t trust KAM to draft anything.
It would be easier to hit your thumb with a hammer real hard and achieve the same feelings from the outcome.
Jesus I didn’t realize how bloated Hopkins contract was. No team wants to pay that for him. And the Cards have the nerve to ask for a 2nd and something else of value. How about a pat on the back and a firm NO. They’re stuck with him lol…
I wasn’t aware of that contract, either. Woof.
it’s terrible just like AZ management
His cap to a team trading for him is way better, the restructure and signing bonus stay with Arizona
But before you get excited
This is just dumb. There is no way Lamar Jackson will be a Viking.
Thank god…Kirk is a better QB imo.
Cam Newton though… he’s coming back man. I mean we need a QB like that.
Clearly he’s bought and bunch of new outfits and needs to get back at the podium to show them off.
I mean…look at this fool. Literally wearing a hat with a hole cut in the top of it to let out whatever in the fuck that is going on with his hair. Nature doesn’t even approve of something that hideous coming out of a land dwelling creatures head.
I try not to judge… grin.
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… the Vikings savior
Is his Aunt Bea giving him fashion advice? I feel like he’s going to grab a basket of fresh baked biscuits and start handing them out while saying “Eat child”
Laughing… I seriously don’t know what is going on with him.
He looks like a 60 year old female transvestite
So your saying there is a chance??
I sure hope not.
Again
LOL, yup.
Which one of you is Daniel Jeremiah and stealing my ideas?
Daniel Jeremiah 2023 NFL mock draft 3.0: Bucs, Colts, Panthers, Texans, Vikings pick QBs in Round 1
Taking Hooker works for me. At some point we have to pull the trigger on a QB, and with Kirk being Kirk it might be time to move on after this year.
I would be pretty happy if they did that or manage to get a 2nd round pick and get him. If they like him, they should just take him in round 1 though so they have the 5th year option. Let him sit for multiple years if they want to keep Cousins around for a couple more. Plus this place will be crazy if they take a QB in round 1.
Doesn’t work for me. I think McKee is a better prospect but ultimately neither at that pick. Better value at other positions or trading back.
I like McKee, too.
McKee is 3rd rd material…preferably mid to late 3rd rd. I like him as a developmental prospect under Cousins but he tends to hold the ball, take sacks but is accurate. Sound familiar?
Its not might or maybe. As soon as 2023 ends and our regular season ends (no play off appearance) he needs to be gone. Rip the band aid off.
Correct.
Guess what everyone???? NCAA Basketball is RACIST!!!
Opinion: A harsh reality lies beneath the glory of March Madness | CNN
@Of course@
Team Argentina from the World Cup was racist, keeping minorities off their team.
Imagine how much better they could have been if they had been ‘inclusive’.
Of course they won it already but they might have won it by more!!
I didn’t know that about Argentina…that is good to know…@now I have someone to cheer against@
It was a thing during the Wold Cup as a Washington Post author who ‘visited’ Argentina in the past raised the question.
The WP had to admit to an ‘editing error’ on the piece due to the backlash it got.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/washington-post-admits-editing-error-piece-questioning-argentina-soccer-teams-lack-black-players
He’ll tear a hammy.
We’re going to win Twins!!!
Win the first Pick of next years draft bb! WOOO! – Seriously, I think their offense will be lacking and pitching will be mid at best. I have low expectations. Would love to be proven wrong.
I really don’t know what to expect…..which is kind of fun.
Depending on injuries and how much players regress/improve….
They could be really good,
They could be really bad.
They could be middle of the pack.
My first career choice was a weatherman.
My son came in this morning & asked “can I have a bookmark?”
I burst into tears. 8 years old and he still doesn’t know that my name is Brad.
HA! Love it.
Funny…,.
SP18 is his dad?
Love the groaners!
Should the Vikings negotiate a contract with Lamar Jackson?
Total Voters: 36
I must ask, which of you is the person who has no opinion?
Not me, my opinion is no
Mine too.
More and more chatter on the internetz about the Vikings being interested in Lamar. I’ll have a tough time convincing myself that it is a good decision.
Total blather GF. It’s just insane what these guys spew “on the internet”.
Flores getting his guys
Anything but a #31 D. Looking forward to something different.
Amen.
If I hear the term “bend don’t break” I’m gonna throw up.
what if we become extremely flexible?
As long as they don’t break.

whoa. That IS flexible!
I looked for stretching gifs and had to close it quick. Some of those should not come up on protected searches at work.
Careful Bow!
If i can get off couch without stubbing toe on coffee table i consider athletic.
Are those underboob tattoos, or implant scars?
I see tattoos.
Ok, just what do they say?
Donatell, over rated. They march down field and score eating clock. Bullshit.
That 11 minute drive the Giants put up against us in the playoffs was so hard to watch. I wanted to walk down to the field to kick Donatell in his ass & ask him if he’s watching the damn game.
Rather see a blitz happy D than that crap.
Yeah, that soft zone crap reminded me of the last year or two of Frazier’s defense. So hard to watch.
Only positive you can take from it is that your offense gets plenty of rest & stays fresh.
Man, no kidding.
Empirical evidence suggests that the defense will be the opposite of that. Flores is known for being hyper-aggressive. I’m fine with that. I’d rather allow a score while being aggressive & trying to make a play rather than a death by a thousand cuts.
Assistant coaches this year replace the existing coaches next year???
All this talk about chicken is sending me out the door to get a rotisserie chicken.
2 days ago my weather app said rain/snow mix today. It’s dry and mostly sunny. My God, other than telling you when to set your clocks weather people are clueless.
What do you expect from people who spend 4 years in college learning to study meteors?
Or maybe they’re all meaty urologists?
Robert Barnes on the phony charges against Trump, starts about an hour in. We all knew the RINOs and corrupt establishment were supporting DeSantis, but I didn’t know they convinced him to run by telling him they were sure they could get Trump indicted.
You and sis ever going to move?
Photographer is at sister’s condo today taking pics for her listing. Son in law did some minor repairs for her, but after we thought we were done found a crack in her BR ceiling that he’ll have to fix. Good grief, can’t seem to finish anything. Still waiting on my HOA to fix my patio. Really don’t want to ask son in law to do it, he pretty much remodeled the whole inside.
You two need a break, a move and nice summer!
Amen! We are excited about the new place, it’s really nice and neighbors are great.
Tikka Masala for lunch. I’ll pay for this one later.
I’m envious.
Good stuff! Chicken or Lamb?
Lamb, and they went heavy on the spicy this time. I might need to turn the A/C on.
Yummmm.
what is that? I don’t speak spanish
A delicious tomato based Indian dish typically with lamb or chicken. I chose chicken.
Spicy huh?
A tad, and this was supposed to be “medium”.
Did you have chicken or lamb? You’re contradicting yourself.
Lamb. Not sure why I typed chicken. I only have chicken when my wife makes it.
Thanks for the clarification
I would go with lamb, I don’t eat much indian food so I looked it up, I would try this dish but would likely pass if chicken.
Yeah, that’s what I got. No idea where the “I chose chicken” came from. I’ve never ordered chicken from there.
Love Tikka but for me the real score is finding really good Jerk Chicken. Friggin YUM!
Jerk?
It’s a chicken dish that makes fun of you while you eat it.
Always thought chickens were jerks. Don’t mention to Mick.
They can sometimes be cocky
Or just cocks
HA! That’s called Dick’s Last Resort
I ate at the Dick’s in San Antonio & we ate at another one, can’t remember which city. Maybe Boston, can’t recall.
I think they are fun to go talk shit.
You’ve never had Jamaican style Jerk chicken? Shit rules.
Wish i had good chicken recipes, not very good at it.
Lifelong Minnesota Sports fan and family friend who passed last summer. This was his marinade. Soak overnight, typically it was leg/thigh quarter. I have had good success with just thighs, just legs or boneless/skinless thighs as well. Really good. Grilled.
I’m a soy sauce guy, will try. thanks!
Can’t eat it anymore, apparently has gluten in it. I’m learning that a vast majority of our food has gluten in it, it’s fucking hard to find decent food to eat, especially at first. I’m learning slowly.
Life is short in so many ways. I’m old enuf now that when i eat it needs to taste good. One of lifes treasures.
What size can of pineapple juice?
Think anything over 10.5 oz would negate the soy sauce.
Agreed. Just wasn’t sure what sized small can. Sam’s Club sells 24-packs of 8.4oz cans but grocery store sells those little 6-packs that I think are about 6oz per can.
6 oz sounds about right.
My brother-in-law’s deer rifle is a Tikka. Is there a correlation?
Could be why I like it. I am a fan of Tikka’s. I had 2 of them before the boating accident.
Trying to figure if Favre use welfare funds for his own personal gain. Not sure why they drag it out. If he did that’s a bit low.
Who doesn’t?
Nice, just a few more pieces.
KAM holding his ground
Good. Time for Kirk to realize he works for the Vikings, not the other way around and that the name on the front of the jersey was there before him and will be there long after he is gone.
I bet NVF want to rename the team the Kirks, then the name on the front will be just as important as the one on the back
Laughing… what? Ben, smoking crack for lunch is a bad plan poorly executed…
LOL, I kid.
Kirk just fuck off and do something to help this team win once. Take a pay cut for your last year here and hit the road.
It’s about effing time someone told Kirk no.
Dude has no interest in helping the team.
It might bleed like Skolly’s finger for awhile but I’m coming around more and more to agreeing it is time to rip the bandage off. Nothing against Cousins but I realized when I started getting excited thinking about some of the QBs in the draft playing for the Vikings my patience with Kirk has about run out. Maybe he can get it done, but if so, it’s time to put up or shut up.

I would pay Kirk $50 million.
If it were $35 guaranteed and $15 million bonus for a superbowl win.
He would deserve it.
So as I have said a number of times here, only three QB’s in the league have thrown more TD’s than he has since he became a Viking. Three. It ain’t Cousins, he’s the guy keeping us in games and giving us a chance. Defense? Nope. O-line? Nope. Kicker? Nope. Running game? Nope.
NFCCG and 13-3 the year before he got here.
He might not be the problem, but I am having a harder and harder time believing he is the solution. It’s like a Chevy Trax. Sure it will get you to work everyday, but it’s never going to win a race.
After 11 years, the excuses have run out. He either gets there or he doesn’t. I’m not saying he can’t, I’m just saying he hasn’t.
Laughing, he can’t get there with a bad team. No QB can. Name the bad team Tom Brady played on… yep last year. How’d that work out? Brees set NFL records three years in a row and went 7-9 each of those three years. The QB can be very good and the team can lose lots of games. Cousins started with basically the worst team in the league and made them competitive. He’s done his job better than all but three QB’s in the league since he’s been with the Vikings but face it, he’s one guy. Nobody you replace him with is going to be better.
Case Keenum took almost the same team that Cousins came to all the way to the NFCCG.
Don’t worry, there are thousands of excuses to pull from, I’ve heard them all.
I don’t agree with the Kirk hatred either, but he bears some of the responsibility for not getting there. It isn’t the team, because like you said, it was damn near identical from 2018 to 2019. OC was the only major change.
Sorry, 2017 to 2018 is what I meant to say.
Well let’s not compare apples to oranges, shall we? Not the same OC in 2018, and he was fired before the season ended. He also had Cousins rewire his brain to play QB in his offense. Case Keenum… OK… really? The defense was #1 in the league in points allowed. The offense averaged a whopping 18 points a game, and the QB threw a whopping 22 TD’s.
Zim told everybody what the difference was. Kirk may be more talented but Case:

And they averaged 18 points a game with his big balls didn’t they? Please Case is far from a good QB.
4 & 8 with the game on the line, Cousins throws short of the sticks. 3 & 10, time for one play, Case:

If this is your argument… you got nothin…
Yeah, I’ve never been on the dump Cousins train but the more I’ve tried to convince myself he can get the job done, the more I’m doing the opposite. Time to switch out the 5 wood for a driver. Might end up in a slice to the rough but it’s time to take a swing. Not gonna run with the big dogs playing it safe.
KC needs more help, ain’t rocket science. you got 2 seconds to complete a pass in a developing play you are in deep shit.
As I’ve said before, I think they should keep him without extending this offseason. Get Wilson from the Jets and draft one. If Cousins has a great year and leads a deep playoff run then go ahead and extend him. If not use the year to evaluate if you have anything in one of the young guys. If one seems to have it, let Cousins walk. If not, keep Cousins.
Best case you end up with a QB on a rookie salary and can build keep building the team around him. Worst case you have Cousins and more cap space in 2024 to bring in FAs.
Not against moving on. The whole idea of cap was to make the league competitive, now qb’s and wr’s are effing it up. Tired of losing. Minny, one and done at best.
Cousins to JJ ‘throw up a prayer’ vs the Bills when it was 4th & 18 tells us Cousins isn’t adverse to winging it in desperation.
Like I said, I’m not anti Kirk but I’m having a harder and harder time defending him. They should be taking shots at young QBs at the very least for a backup right now and Cousins isn’t going to play much longer. He isn’t going to 45, Brady is in his own class. Very few QBs make it past 40.
Your argument is irrational to me. Cousins is the best QB the Vikings have had in decades, and he’s one of the best in the league in TD production, so let’s replace him? Yeah let’s get a different QB, then we’ll win more games. I mean seriously… this is foolishness. We have a QB that can make throws other QB’s can’t. Getting rid of him in no way shape or form makes the team better.
We have a QB eating up a ton of the salary cap who is getting close to the end of his career. He’ll be 36 when the season starts. At best you are getting 4 years from him if you play the averages (analytics). If you draft a QB now, worst case he sits for multiple seasons because Cousins gets off the fully guaranteed contract and signs something reasonable. If he won’t, Patriot him. Let him walk before his talent declines. If the young buck is really good, then you let Cousins go like the Chiefs did with Alex Smith (how’d that work out for them?). I’m not saying to just get rid of Cousins. I’m saying they should absolutely be exploring their options.
Cousins is eating up cap space because of the GM. His contracts have been reasonable since he produces far more TD’s than the average QB in the league. That’s a fact. He played in Zim’s prevent offense for 5 years and STILL outproduced most all of the other QB’s in the league.
Has Cousins out-priced himself? Dunno. He’s #10 on the salary list. His age is no issue. You’re paying for production, and he produces no matter how bad his line is, who his OC is, and whether the scheme is any good at all.
This literally made me laugh out loud.
They have been… currently, Cousins signed a 1 year, $35,000,000 contract, including a $25,000,000 signing bonus, $35,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $35,000,000. In 2023, Cousins will earn a base salary of $10,000,000 and a restructure bonus of $20,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $20,250,000 and a dead cap value of $48,750,000.
KAM has pushed void years well into the future which I guess he thinks will benefit the team in some way. Cousins signed a 3 year fully guaranteed contract with the Vikings in 2018 for $28M a year which was less than what the Jets offered.
Since becoming the Vikings QB Cousins has played extremely well and produced at a higher level than all but three QB’s in the league. Whether you like it or not, Cousins has produced. Other QB’s like Russell Wilson aren’t meeting that standard at the moment.
Should have done that in the playoffs
Season was not on the line at that point. He knew he had another game next week, and the week after. He also knew he DID NOT have one in the play offs, and folded under the pressure. Its not the stats or the throws. Its when he caves in the toughest, and season defining spots. He always has and always will.
Rationalize much?
What are you talking about? Thats literally what happened. Its called reading between the lines. Its a skill, you obviously dont possess. No no wait, I know your next comment “Passing yards, touch downs”. See how I did that.
Sounds like excuses to me.
That is irrational GF. 18 points a game? Please.
18 points a game? What are you referring to? The Vikings offense?
Yes, in 2017 the Vikings offense averaged 18 points a game. Keenum threw 22 TD’s. To say the offense was anemic is an understatement. The defense allowed just 15.8 points a game. It was not Case Keenum and the offense winning those games. It was the defense.
The 2017 Vikings averaged 23.8 ppg and gave up 12.6
He’s going to argue and take away defensive turnovers that turned into points im sure. But, he fails to understand that we could afford to have a good defense because we had a very young and talented team, with a at the time, good defense minded coach and we paid our QBs NOTHING. You cant have both. You cant have a mid QB making all the money, and old aging, over paid defense and expect to win. You have to be young and cheap, or talented and cheap at multiple spots.
Ben,
Looks like I looked up the 2017 post season stats instead of regular season. Definitely my error here.
Yeah no big deal, the offense wasn’t world beater but not terrible, I mainly remembered the defense was historically good that year in several metrics so I wanted to go back and look
Name a time when Brady occupied as high of a % of the cap as Kirk.
Hint: he never has.
Non sequitur
bless you
Kirk Cousins has made the 10th most money of any NFL player EVER. Dudes never even sniffed a conference champ. Does someone who is not a winner deserve that much money? Hell no. Imo
Non sequitur
Your brain is a non sequitur. And you’re stuck in 1977.
Nice argument. Can’t really rationally debate the data provided so insult me.
Yes I can, I and 3 other posters have above. And now all of your arguments have turned into “non sequitur”. For being almost 70 you really need to grow up and accept when you’re wrong.
Except… I’m right. Sorry, that’s the facts. Cousins puts up more TD’s more consistently than pretty much any other QB in the league, behind a terrible line and with a new OC every year. Three QB’s have put up more TD’s than he has in the last five years. Just reality you refuse to see, then tell me I’m wrong…
Absolutely true. When you allocate that high of a % of the cap to one player, other parts of the team suffer. Fact. It’s inescapable.
and if that player isn’t good enough to overcome the weakneses his contract created, you get the results we’ve seen.
1000%. Glad you see things as they are.
Yep, no half measures. We should have ripped the band-aid off seasons ago and already been past all of this rigamaroll, but they keep drawing it out. I get it, but we need to totally turn the team over.
A potential Super Bowl Vikings team is not going to contain names like Cousins, Cook, Smith, Hunter, etc. That window is long gone.
Agreed. Nostalgia sells though. Thats the problem for people who fail to see the big picture.
This is good news. Hope the Vikings stand strong.
Whats with the decorations on Warners walls? Fake rusted sheet metal and chains?
Just channeling a little of his inner Kirko.
Enough football talk.
Where is the Trump indictment from the non-partisan, fair, objective, George Soros backed DA out of Manhatten?
You know the one who promised he would indict Trump whether or not there was any actual evidence.
Well considering that the Statute of Limitations for falsify documents is 2 years in NY and this investigation has been going on for 7 years now.
@I have no doubt that this is being handled in a fair and non partisan manner@
Where is Ron DeSantis saying that he’s going to fight this BS and defend a citizen of his state from being extradited?
I think big Ron is missing a BIG opportunity here.
Agree.
And its not about Trump per say… but I see more of a history repeating itself type thing with these show trials/BS
Secret Service has already notified the DA that there will be no ‘extraditing or perp walk allowed’.
It will all be done on Zoom.
BUT WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE CNN CREWS THAT ARE ALREADY THERE!!!!!
I read that his office said he would not fulfill an extradition request if one were made. I think that means he would not willingly extradite Trump.
Good to hear.
he kinda dropped the ball in his statement the other day.
wish he would’ve come out guns blazing against them
Very helpful, thank you.
We got him!
Vikings next QB
How did he play against good teams and on primetime?
Lost to Georgia and South Carolina last year… I think SC is when he blew his ACL
If he’s injured Kwesi will love him. Fits his mold perfectly.
Right?
I’m firmly in the camp of if they go and get “their” QB than so be it.
If its kirk its Kirk.
If its someone else.. go get em. They’re trying to win a bowl and thats the guy they want to do it with.
I hope that’s true.
I’m not convinced the Wilfs really want that.
I wasn’t talking about the Wilf’s but KAM and KO.
Wilf’s make a lot more money with a SB win though…that’s for sure.
OH Tune? They didn’t score less than 30 points last year and lose!
So he’s perfect for the Vikings and their non-existent defense.
He can throw a slant, and he’s used to playing on a team that can’t stop the other team from scoring.
I LIKE him!
And when they needed big plays to win the game he made em.
Plus he fits the injured with potential theme for the year. He also fits the Lions draft an ACL injury M.O. too and then he can torch the Vikings for the next 15 years. If the Vikings draft him he is sure to flame out though.
Having rewatched the games from last season on NFL+ many times, we almost never threw a slant in a game. Very strange to me.
Really? That seems like a pretty bread and butter play to leave out. Maybe that’s what Thielen was upset about. Slants were his favorite and were removed from the offense.
It IS weird. Slants are a staple of every passing offense in the league… except KOC’s.
Think it calls for right time and place. Receivers can get lit up big time.
Yep. That just boggled the mind. A quick slant would have come in handy on 4th & 8.
That baffled me, too. Especially when those, along with screens, are the perfect antidote to heavy pressure. We didn’t use either worth a damn, despite our pass blocking being shit.
Ranked 10th among a group of 5? Wow, he must be bad.
Also Matthew Broderick birthday and Scott Eastwood and Roger Hodgson from Supertramp…
Also Timothy Dalton birthday today. He was an okay Bond. I think we missed out on a good one from his time. They were planning a Dalton film with Anthony Hopkins as the villain. That could have been fun.
Happy Birthday, Gary Oldman. One of my favorite line deliveries…
LMAO
Holy shit, that’s hilarious.
This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Lots of angry Vikings people on Twitter
Yeeeeeep
Accurate
Why is Detroit #4?
I was told that they are winning the offseason and are going to dominate for years to come??
Five officially switched his allegiance to Detroit so those numbers got a good bump.
So he is negative about his allegiance switch to the Lions??
Sounds about right for 5.
He was positive about the Lions when a Vikings fan but now must be negative on them so he is probably positive about the Vikings now, which would be weird. I would like to know his thoughts on if any of the QBs in this year’s draft that the Vikings can get are above low grade dog food.
As Kodiak and 5 have become Lions fans for the forseeable future that has been factored into the rankings.
Makes me happy to know Vikings fans are THE angriest, I’m now feeling much less negative.
At least we’re the best at something.
We have the best player facilities and amenities and the angriest fans…
It is far better to be a Vikings player than a Vikings fan.
Damn…..wish I had a lot of free time to waste on non-work related things………
uh….
never mind
You in northern minny North?
Wish I were…..better fishing up there.
Northern Sconnie
Ok, think i know where most people here live. My memory is good, just a little short.
Finally, Vikings fans get a win.
Who decides what a negative post is? My guess is it’s some AI bot or purple haired lib that just doesn’t understand the pain and suffering and Minnesota passive aggressive jokes.
Given the results of the recent NFLPA player survey, does this mean there’s an inverse correlation between fan and player happiness?
There seems to be a segment of the population who feel that treating your employees like shit will result in better production. I tend to disagree.
Thoughts/suggestions:
In comparing two QBs, what are pertinent stats to compare? I don’t like using bulk stats because the two QBs are wide apart in age/experience. So, I’m using completion %, TD%, INT%,passing yards/game, rushing yards/game, A/Y, AY/A.
Any of those sound dumb? Am I missing anything?
Winz.
Especially Primetime which is only Monday night.
Obviously Salary is the most important one.
Maybe as a % of the cap hit.
I’m assuming that they’ll demand similar salaries.
Then length of contract and guaranteed amount.
@on field effectiveness is highly over rated@
Effective as in yards, or effective as in playoff wins, or effective as in W-L record, or……etc. etc. Trying to stick to measurables.
Percentage of 1st downs on 4th and 8 is currently the deciding factor of a QBs ability.
*I kid because I care*
LOL
I’d like to see some sort of QB stat where all stats against losing teams are thrown out and/or against bottom half defenses.
Show me only what the QB did in wins against upper echelon teams.
Maybe also throw out blow-out wins. I want to see what QBs did in one-score games.
Just spitballing…
This ^ – A comeback win against a tanking Colts team in the regular season means jack shit to actually being successful. But it will get thrown out like its a monumental task and a reason to hold on to a certain someone.
What a great game! Great comeback from Kirk…
Did you know that was the large comeback in NFL history??
…
How about games played versus games missed. Team record when able to play versus team record while sidelined.
4th quarter comebacks.
Egg slusher here you go. We’re just below the cap but can’t do much more without some moves
Even enough room to sign rookies?
I found this quote pretty cool and makes me feel that the Kwesi stuff isn’t just all feel good public speak when you see guys departing say the things like Pat Pete said and now Dalvin T:
I do think that translates around the league for FAs that the Vikings are an organization to check out when looking where to land.
No we likely don’t have enough for rookies but they have well over a month to figure it out.
I’m guessing they’re shopping Cook and maybe Z. They can restructure Oniell to free up some more money too.
I wouldn’t expect anymore big signings though until we see another splashy move like Cook being traded.
With the money they gtd to Cook and Z on Friday… there’s zero chance they’re being released
Shoot, they have at least until training camp to worry about the rookie cap hits. The rookies can practice in OTAs under an injury protection agreement.
Not worried about rookies til after June. Seems to take a while to sign them anyhow.
Yup. When it comes to a huge 57m dollar deal… I’d be leaving too.
Lifer needs to chill
Trade for dehop!!!
Always thought that would be a fantastic deal.
Send em cook. Player for player.
Oh man, that would be phenomenal. Vikings would have one of the best WR tandems in recent history.
Meh. Maybe. I think DHOP has a lot more left in the tank and would love to play with a QB that can throw.
And then a rookie QB next year? What a bunch of security that would be to have JJ and Dhop with KJ and TJ
This would be a dream scenario for 2024 and beyond.
mrs freeze gave me one project to complete while they are out of town.
it’s actually a dozen projects mixed into one and it’s time consuming and annoying.
rearranging all the kids bedrooms, and straightening and organizing their clothes/toys etc…
i have decided my children have WAY too many things. how did this happen? can anyone relate? i even have tried to always limit gifts and spoiling and the amount of toys and stuffed animals and other knicknacks my kids have compiled, is astounding. and quite embarrassing.
Get rid of what you don’t think they need. If they want you to do it all by yourself, then do it your way.
trust me, that’s what i’m doing. anything i find under a bed or inbetween walls and dressers etc….means things they don’t even remember having. i have 6 bags to donate and like 4 more to throw away. the kids won’t even know the difference
This is a method I use. Whenever I ask my wife to throw something away, she is like…no, we might need it!
So I just start removing items from drawers, put them in a bag in the basement and see if she notices. If she does not notice after a certain amount of time, I toss the bag or donate.
It’s stealth cleaning!
I hears ya’.
When we were trying to downsize the stuff the grands have at my place (which included stuff they had as toddlers), the first attempt was a total fail. Then we bought several plastic bins and told them they could only take to the new place what those bins would hold. Success!
Should add I told Emma she could keep all her giraffes and Kayleigh could keep all of her monkeys (their favs) and they didn’t have to put those in the bins.
I just explained to kiddo that holding on to things after he’s too old is selfish because there are kids out there without toys. Giving his old toys away makes another kiddo happy, and gives his toys someone to keep them company.
We normally do the same thing, but since I’m sharing the new patio home with my sister, I needed to get rid of at least three quarters of their stuff, although there is lots of closet space in the new place, so to them it was kind of extreme. It really helped to not ask them to sort through the giraffes and monkeys. That would have been a torturous ordeal.
Should have given them bags to put the extras in and sent it all home with em. Then you wouldn’t have to be the bad guy. Grandparents are supposed to spoil and let the parents be the meanies.
They have plenty of stuff at their house and it was their Mom who went through all of that stuff with them here, so I didn’t have to do it. The plastic bins was her idea, and it really helped.
That is a good idea. Pretty sure my son could fill a large dump truck with all his stuff.
Here’s how things work at my house. My wife and our kids’ grandparents buy crap the kids don’t need constantly. I get rid of something it just gets replaced. We have toys that have never and will never get played with, books that will never get read, simply due to the volume of all that bullshit. It sucks, the end.
You’re not alone.
Shit compounds… even to stupid little cheap shit.
Gets old. Fast. And men seem to be the only ones who care.
Gma comes to town and goes to rummage sales with the kids…or shopping and more dumb shit comes.
I just make things go away and don’t tell anyone. Its easier this way.
TL;DR version Freeze spoils his children.
i do, i really do.
Same
I am guilty of being that Grandmother described above who always gets a little something for the grands. I did much better as a Mom, but Grandparents are allowed to spoil grands.
Not allowed to, supposed to. Especially since my parents aren’t close to us I don’t get too wound up about them sending the kiddos stuff or spoiling em when we do see em.
Anything with a coat of dust so thick you can’t see color underneath goes straight in the trash.
Also anything missing a piece.
And anything hidden under something else.
And anything you tell your kid to go play with and they go “But I want to do something FUN.”
And anything that makes annoying sounds.
So his kids get to keep their books. LOL
Or is he throwing his kids out?
As long as it doesn’t entail sloppy joes or replacing a car battery.
LOL, the “this is fine” gif but in real life
“Mostly peaceful protests”
Damn, LOL!
another visual example of why Europe is trash…. Ron Swanson
Kinda’ odd that they aren’t all retreating.
KAM structures these deals pretty weird. Not sure if its genius or bizzare
Where are we on the Salary Cap? I have seen over, I’ve seen under…?
Who the heck knows
bryszssknslibsky knows, that probably about it.
Spotrac has us slightly over. -$1.5 million with our top 51.
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cap/
Its to get the ’23 cap as low as possible.
Sliced the crap out of my thumb cleaning a knife yesterday… Probably could’ve used some stiches but we’ll see how these butterfly bandages hold.
You use steri-strips? Put those on, then put surgical glue over the site. That’s all the ER is going to do, anyway.
Ya, maybe I should get the glue too if it’s still open when I take a look later.
I don’t think they could stitch the whole thing anyways. it’s about .5 inches long and half that is near my cuticle and there’s not enough skin to stich anyways.
Bled like no other though. Soaked it in peroxide for like 15 min to finally get it to somewhat stop
Applying pressure is the best way to get bleeding to stop. Yeah, you won’t need stitches. I’d use steri-strips & glue.
MT will tell you to come in to be gouged.
the trick about not cutting yourself with kitchen knives is not having sharp kitchen knives to begin with….
the trick about not cutting yourself with kitchen knives is to stay out of the kitchen in the first place.
I sliced my finger really bad one time, was trying to cut veggies for salsa & watch the football game at the same time. Whoops.
Corn starch is a good styptic. I usually do the ice water and direct pressure method then wrap it with layer of gauze and fairly tight tape. But corn starch helps with copious oozing.
Salt will cauterize a wound in a pinch, too.
Did you get the pun?
You are really peppering us with wisdom today..
salt…..in a pinch……a pinch of salt…….nobody got it?
Are the Vikings still competitive and still rebuilding?
Haven’t seen any moves in a few days.
No on competitive, yes on rebuilding.
They may not realize that.
Correct.
Define “competitive”
Not last place.
That is reserved for FTP
Money is all gone
MONEY IS NEVER GONE!!!!!
Thye can still redo O’Neill’s deal..
They can give Hunter a longer deal…
Lots can be done I believe.
Hey MT, there’s a 2003 Ranger 2 wheel drive on our company auction. Current bid is $2,500.
NICE!
Assuming the vehicle runs and currently has tires that’s a pretty good deal.
Yes and the auction will drive it up.
2 days left on the auction, it ends Thursday, I think at 10am. There are 9 bids so far.
138,000 miles.
https://surplus.mduresources.com/Listing/Details/1831632/2003-Ford-Ranger-XLT-Supercab-4×2
LOL. The Ranger has been sitting sadly in the back corner of the shop. Once spring arrives it will be time to rest the Vulva and bring the Ranger back as the daily commuter.
LOL, WTF…
I’d be pissed if I paid minneapolis taxes.
Was raised there. And this type of shit (plus the rampant property crime that we saw in the 80s) is why I moved south of the river.
Still shit people around, but the ratio is much better.
Gotta get north of Hinckley
or get west of Fargo
Just stay east of Beach though.
I can get along with Montana. Fargo and east is a bit harder to cope with.
There should be a rule that if you are from east of Jamestown you can’t move west of Beach. Basically, ND, do your job as the moat of Montana and keep the Minnesotans away.
Well, we don’t want them HERE.
Can we build an actual moat between Jamestown and Fargo?
That might be do-able. I like Valley City & Fort Ransom, so maybe dig it just east of the Cheyenne River.
Yeah, I live northeast side of the river, still work in MPLS though.
I don’t really know if i read that enough times if I’ll ever understand
What a bunch of world salad that is.
What I got out of it is the director of the woke dept. at mpls either sucked at her job or all the black people that supervise her and the woke dept. are racist despite them all being black. In reality, the dept. of word salad woke is a huge waste of taxpayer money.
That was clear and articulate.
LOL, always a victim…
Big news expected today!!
just like every other day. Usually doesn’t happen though.
BIG NEWS!!!!
Who teased this?
Just me. I expect big news every day this time of year. Sorry. 😁
Someone’s gotta do it VP. WE appreciate you.
I think that is from The Tingler! Great B-movie.
I own it.
#humblebrag
I am guessing your movie collection is impressive
I’m closing in on 700 movies, but it is manageable. I only have around 200 in cases. The rest I threw the cases away and keep in CD binders. It would be fun to have shelves and shelves of movies, but I try to be efficient with my possessions.
Cleaning out my grandparents’ houses when they died was insane. So much clutter. When I die, my loved ones are going to be able to go in and sort it out quickly.
I’m also thinking about having Christmas hymns at my funeral instead of regular songs. Like how fun would it be for everyone to leave church with “Joy to the World” or something to that effect?
We just went through lawyer guy for final planning and will. Trying to make things easier for our kids. And after my mom died, I threw away a bunch of my own things. Yearbooks, old photo albums, etc. My kids will have no clue or need to go through that crap.
As for my funeral, I am thinking the song from SnL, and then “Good times, Bad times” or “Thank you” by led Zeppelin.
As a saxophone player I really like this.
But I also told my kids to play whatever music they want. I’ll be gone.
I’m having this guy play my funeral
Sure it won’t be a duet?
All I think of when I see that guy is the early days of lockdown 2020.
Packers Fan Orgy: The Soundtrack
Maybe taking BPA at 23 then trading back day 2 is the best course of action in the draft.
Absolutely.
if someone wants to move up 10 spots and give us 7 picks for it. Deal.
Yup and worse case if not trade partners then take the best at each pick and move on. I doubt Princeton guy has the ability to keep his ego in check though but we’ll see.
I was being facetious.
nobody is giving up 7 picks to move up 10 spots lol.
I think KAM wants to be in the 40-100 spots. Lots of talent there.
I know that…you continue to think I take pff’s mock sim literally lol….He’ll make some moves he can’t help himself and we’ll all be disappointed in the results because he shit his diaper as a rookie gm last draft.
I know.
maybe those 3 picks from last year turn into all pros and the dynasty will begin.
but I’ll believe it when I see it.
Physical?
Florio is stupid. He admitting he’s wrong
Backup rotational player at best. Low grade dog food.
Might be able to contribute on special teams.
lol right?
1 person got it at least.. lol
This is false. He signed his deal lmao
None of that says his contract has actually been signed.
Well, it can’t be officially completed until they get final signatures, right?
Day two of “The Lions are Going to Eat our Lunch” Absolutely just loading up with talent while we’re in poverty mode.
Lol.
Detroit lions… stacking talent since the dawn of their franchise.
That’s the same thing those promoting socialism are saying too.
Yeah while white christian conservatives want the social power structure to remain the same even though their priest are fucking their children. Who’s crazier??
You’re the only white guy talking right now fella.
No matter your race, it the WCC doctrine you’ve subscribed to and are following.
While we’re on the topic of abuse…
where is your child more likely to be molested by an adult?
a school?
or a church?
Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more memes comparing drag shows to clergy, as if they are the same degree for child molestation.
It doesn’t work. Clergymen have literally mentored billions of people for millennia to be somewhat useful members of society. Great men have come out of the clergy that have literally changed the world, like Luther for example.
Meanwhile, drag shows contribution to society is pretty much sodomy. And off-key musical renditions.
Yeah.
There’s bad people everywhere…and painting an entire group.. like clergy or teachers as the same is silly.
but…
who am I but a dumb.
Dude was a rebel, for sure.
That’s a completely separate topic. there are a lot of variables we’d have to consider. Strictly those in authority with children then you have to look at the scenarios. Hot 17 girl putting the full court press on a male teacher. Father Nelson having the alter boys stay late for candle sorting. Hard to say.
You’re messed up
Oh but you give the Church a pass? Figures.
@The team that wins free agency always comes out on top@
I honestly think the Lions are the team to beat next year.
Then again, I had Kansas and Baylor in the final 4, so ….