Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 21 Mar 2023

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Not much for NFL or Vikings news today. A few rumblings about Lamar Jackson potentially coming to the Vikings, but those rumblings were just chatter by random journalists, so not much to them. However, it IS an option that is open to the Vikings, should they decide that there are no quarterbacks in the upcoming draft worth building a team around. The Vikings are going to need to have a plan in place if they do indeed plan to move on from Kirk Cousins after this season.

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Minnesota Vikings News:

Cam Newton announced that he’ll be throwing at Auburn today, per NFL.com. At the end of his promo video, he says “Ain’t 32 motherf*****s better than me”. Well, I guess we’ll see.

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I found this dude recently, he’s got some really good music. This is Joshua Ray Walker with Sexy After Dark. Enjoy!

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VikingPhilip
21 March 2023 7:56 pm

I’m back from the salt mines. Hopefully everyone was salty today.

benjammin
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Reply to  VikingPhilip
21 March 2023 8:04 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:15 pm

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Lifer
Admin
21 March 2023 7:24 pm

Watching The Curse of Oak Island based on NVF dedication to the show. They’ve found a buried rock field from a map from a locals dead father and also a pile of rocks by an old tree dated 100’s of years old. Now they’re digging with hand gardening shovels and dust pans. The sound track adds a lot of suspense. Captivating.

Spoiler: They don’t find anything. Lol….

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 7:34 pm

Laughing… this week is an “off” week for the show. That is instead of a regular episode they are going to recap the season so far basically. Next week “the drilling operation gets closer and closer to its destination and the team is shocked when they discover evidence of an ancient safe.”

After 10 years I do think they are finally zeroing in on some sort of treasure. I am interested to see where they end up at the end of this years season (which was filmed April through October last year). They will be back on the island in a week or so.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 7:38 pm

“Who knows what we’ll find” seems to be the most stated phrase. Yes indeed…who knows lol…

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:12 pm

Do you want to trade for and pay $50M a year for a QB that misses a lot of games?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 8:01 pm

I may be wrong, but I believe the non exclusive transition tag does not allow for them to just trade for him, I could be wrong though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 7:13 pm

No, hard pass.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:39 pm

Well GF, you’ll be happy to know that according to Spotrac Cousins current market value is $43.2M a year. So once again he’s a bargain and giving the Vikings a good deal.

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings/kirk-cousins-9915/market-value/

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2023 6:04 am

Yes I was pointing out that Cousins isn’t going to make $50M a year, and at $35M a year is below market value so he’s a bargain.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
22 March 2023 6:45 am

Correct

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:13 pm

Trade who/what??
Then what do you do with Kirk?
Kirk with his No Trade Clause would need to approve of any deal moving him along.
Lamar would have to be willing to sign a deal with the Vikes and if his current demand of $50 per is accurate it makes it pretty hard to fit him under the cap.
Lots of reason for not having anything to do with Lamar.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:16 pm

So pay Lamar plus Kirks dead cap hit?
So bye Cook/Z. Smith/Hunter and a few others to get far enough under the cap?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:20 pm

Not saying you are advocating for him.
Just saying that they would have to give up the farm to make it work.
Both options are bad and not worth doing IMHO.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:26 pm

I can agree to that plan if they can find someone who can draft a QB well.
After last year I don’t trust KAM to draft anything.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:27 pm

It would be easier to hit your thumb with a hammer real hard and achieve the same feelings from the outcome.

Lifer
Admin
21 March 2023 6:37 pm

Jesus I didn’t realize how bloated Hopkins contract was. No team wants to pay that for him. And the Cards have the nerve to ask for a 2nd and something else of value. How about a pat on the back and a firm NO. They’re stuck with him lol…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:29 pm

it’s terrible just like AZ management

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:10 pm

His cap to a team trading for him is way better, the restructure and signing bonus stay with Arizona

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 4:31 pm

This is just dumb. There is no way Lamar Jackson will be a Viking.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:37 pm

Thank god…Kirk is a better QB imo.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 4:42 pm

Cam Newton though… he’s coming back man. I mean we need a QB like that.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 5:44 pm

Clearly he’s bought and bunch of new outfits and needs to get back at the podium to show them off.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 5:52 pm

I mean…look at this fool. Literally wearing a hat with a hole cut in the top of it to let out whatever in the fuck that is going on with his hair. Nature doesn’t even approve of something that hideous coming out of a land dwelling creatures head.

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 5:56 pm

I try not to judge… grin.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 6:34 pm

Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… the Vikings savior

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Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 7:34 pm

Is his Aunt Bea giving him fashion advice? I feel like he’s going to grab a basket of fresh baked biscuits and start handing them out while saying “Eat child”

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 7:44 pm

Laughing… I seriously don’t know what is going on with him.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 4:29 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 5:02 pm

So your saying there is a chance??

I sure hope not.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:36 pm

Again

bowbunch
bowbunch
21 March 2023 4:05 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 4:08 pm

Taking Hooker works for me. At some point we have to pull the trigger on a QB, and with Kirk being Kirk it might be time to move on after this year.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 4:12 pm

I would be pretty happy if they did that or manage to get a 2nd round pick and get him. If they like him, they should just take him in round 1 though so they have the 5th year option. Let him sit for multiple years if they want to keep Cousins around for a couple more. Plus this place will be crazy if they take a QB in round 1.

Lifer
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Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 4:14 pm

Doesn’t work for me. I think McKee is a better prospect but ultimately neither at that pick. Better value at other positions or trading back.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:39 pm

McKee is 3rd rd material…preferably mid to late 3rd rd. I like him as a developmental prospect under Cousins but he tends to hold the ball, take sacks but is accurate. Sound familiar?

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 4:34 pm

Its not might or maybe. As soon as 2023 ends and our regular season ends (no play off appearance) he needs to be gone. Rip the band aid off.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 5:37 pm

Correct.

NoDakRube
21 March 2023 3:46 pm

Guess what everyone???? NCAA Basketball is RACIST!!!
Opinion: A harsh reality lies beneath the glory of March Madness | CNN

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 4:03 pm

@Of course@

Team Argentina from the World Cup was racist, keeping minorities off their team.
Imagine how much better they could have been if they had been ‘inclusive’.
Of course they won it already but they might have won it by more!!

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 March 2023 4:06 pm

I didn’t know that about Argentina…that is good to know…@now I have someone to cheer against@

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 4:23 pm

It was a thing during the Wold Cup as a Washington Post author who ‘visited’ Argentina in the past raised the question.
The WP had to admit to an ‘editing error’ on the piece due to the backlash it got.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/washington-post-admits-editing-error-piece-questioning-argentina-soccer-teams-lack-black-players

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:56 pm

He’ll tear a hammy.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:10 pm

We’re going to win Twins!!!

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 3:46 pm

Win the first Pick of next years draft bb! WOOO! – Seriously, I think their offense will be lacking and pitching will be mid at best. I have low expectations. Would love to be proven wrong.

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 3:50 pm

I really don’t know what to expect…..which is kind of fun.

Depending on injuries and how much players regress/improve….

They could be really good,
They could be really bad.
They could be middle of the pack.

My first career choice was a weatherman.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:56 pm

HA! Love it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:12 pm

Funny…,.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:13 pm

SP18 is his dad?

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:37 pm

Love the groaners!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:35 pm

Not me, my opinion is no

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 6:40 pm

Total blather GF. It’s just insane what these guys spew “on the internet”.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 1:59 pm

Flores getting his guys

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 2:03 pm

Anything but a #31 D. Looking forward to something different.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 2:33 pm

If I hear the term “bend don’t break” I’m gonna throw up.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 2:36 pm

what if we become extremely flexible?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 2:40 pm

As long as they don’t break.
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ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 2:45 pm

whoa. That IS flexible!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 2:50 pm

I looked for stretching gifs and had to close it quick. Some of those should not come up on protected searches at work.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 6:34 pm

Careful Bow!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 2:48 pm

If i can get off couch without stubbing toe on coffee table i consider athletic.

Northwoods
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 3:39 pm

Are those underboob tattoos, or implant scars?

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 3:41 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 3:42 pm

I see tattoos.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 8:27 pm

Ok, just what do they say?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 2:36 pm

Donatell, over rated. They march down field and score eating clock. Bullshit.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:40 pm

Rather see a blitz happy D than that crap.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 3:39 pm

Assistant coaches this year replace the existing coaches next year???

Wrenage
21 March 2023 1:19 pm

All this talk about chicken is sending me out the door to get a rotisserie chicken.

norseman1
norseman1
21 March 2023 1:04 pm

2 days ago my weather app said rain/snow mix today. It’s dry and mostly sunny. My God, other than telling you when to set your clocks weather people are clueless.

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 3:42 pm

What do you expect from people who spend 4 years in college learning to study meteors?

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 3:56 pm

Or maybe they’re all meaty urologists?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 12:42 pm

Robert Barnes on the phony charges against Trump, starts about an hour in. We all knew the RINOs and corrupt establishment were supporting DeSantis, but I didn’t know they convinced him to run by telling him they were sure they could get Trump indicted.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 12:44 pm

You and sis ever going to move?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 12:51 pm

Photographer is at sister’s condo today taking pics for her listing. Son in law did some minor repairs for her, but after we thought we were done found a crack in her BR ceiling that he’ll have to fix. Good grief, can’t seem to finish anything. Still waiting on my HOA to fix my patio. Really don’t want to ask son in law to do it, he pretty much remodeled the whole inside.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 12:53 pm

You two need a break, a move and nice summer!

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 1:16 pm

Amen! We are excited about the new place, it’s really nice and neighbors are great.

bowbunch
bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:10 pm

Tikka Masala for lunch. I’ll pay for this one later.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:12 pm

I’m envious.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:14 pm

Good stuff! Chicken or Lamb?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 12:15 pm

Lamb, and they went heavy on the spicy this time. I might need to turn the A/C on.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:24 pm

Yummmm.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:15 pm

what is that? I don’t speak spanish

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 12:17 pm

A delicious tomato based Indian dish typically with lamb or chicken. I chose chicken.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:19 pm

Spicy huh?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 12:21 pm

A tad, and this was supposed to be “medium”.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:36 pm

Did you have chicken or lamb? You’re contradicting yourself.

I chose chicken.

Lamb, and they went heavy on the spicy this time.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 12:37 pm

Lamb. Not sure why I typed chicken. I only have chicken when my wife makes it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 1:59 pm

Thanks for the clarification

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:44 pm

I would go with lamb, I don’t eat much indian food so I looked it up, I would try this dish but would likely pass if chicken.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 12:45 pm

Yeah, that’s what I got. No idea where the “I chose chicken” came from. I’ve never ordered chicken from there.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 1:56 pm

Love Tikka but for me the real score is finding really good Jerk Chicken. Friggin YUM!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 1:56 pm

Jerk?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 2:01 pm

It’s a chicken dish that makes fun of you while you eat it.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 2:04 pm

Always thought chickens were jerks. Don’t mention to Mick.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:16 pm

Or just cocks

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 2:15 pm

HA! That’s called Dick’s Last Resort

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:57 pm

I think they are fun to go talk shit.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 2:15 pm

You’ve never had Jamaican style Jerk chicken? Shit rules.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 2:19 pm

Wish i had good chicken recipes, not very good at it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 2:59 pm

Lifelong Minnesota Sports fan and family friend who passed last summer. This was his marinade. Soak overnight, typically it was leg/thigh quarter. I have had good success with just thighs, just legs or boneless/skinless thighs as well. Really good. Grilled.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 3:02 pm

I’m a soy sauce guy, will try. thanks!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:14 pm

Life is short in so many ways. I’m old enuf now that when i eat it needs to taste good. One of lifes treasures.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 3:15 pm

What size can of pineapple juice?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
21 March 2023 3:19 pm

Think anything over 10.5 oz would negate the soy sauce.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 3:24 pm

Agreed. Just wasn’t sure what sized small can. Sam’s Club sells 24-packs of 8.4oz cans but grocery store sells those little 6-packs that I think are about 6oz per can.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
21 March 2023 3:26 pm

6 oz sounds about right.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:45 pm

My brother-in-law’s deer rifle is a Tikka. Is there a correlation?

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 3:47 pm

Could be why I like it. I am a fan of Tikka’s. I had 2 of them before the boating accident.

norseman1
norseman1
21 March 2023 11:43 am

Trying to figure if Favre use welfare funds for his own personal gain. Not sure why they drag it out. If he did that’s a bit low.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 12:12 pm

Who doesn’t?

bowbunch
bowbunch
21 March 2023 11:42 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 11:28 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 11:48 am

Nice, just a few more pieces.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 11:07 am

KAM holding his ground

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 11:10 am

Good. Time for Kirk to realize he works for the Vikings, not the other way around and that the name on the front of the jersey was there before him and will be there long after he is gone.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:09 pm

I bet NVF want to rename the team the Kirks, then the name on the front will be just as important as the one on the back

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 12:17 pm

Laughing… what? Ben, smoking crack for lunch is a bad plan poorly executed…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 12:45 pm

LOL, I kid.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 11:12 am

Kirk just fuck off and do something to help this team win once. Take a pay cut for your last year here and hit the road.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 12:39 pm

It’s about effing time someone told Kirk no.
Dude has no interest in helping the team.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 12:41 pm

It might bleed like Skolly’s finger for awhile but I’m coming around more and more to agreeing it is time to rip the bandage off. Nothing against Cousins but I realized when I started getting excited thinking about some of the QBs in the draft playing for the Vikings my patience with Kirk has about run out. Maybe he can get it done, but if so, it’s time to put up or shut up.
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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:46 pm

I would pay Kirk $50 million.
If it were $35 guaranteed and $15 million bonus for a superbowl win.

He would deserve it.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 1:05 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 2:41 pm

So as I have said a number of times here, only three QB’s in the league have thrown more TD’s than he has since he became a Viking. Three. It ain’t Cousins, he’s the guy keeping us in games and giving us a chance. Defense? Nope. O-line? Nope. Kicker? Nope. Running game? Nope.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 2:52 pm

He might not be the problem, but I am having a harder and harder time believing he is the solution. It’s like a Chevy Trax. Sure it will get you to work everyday, but it’s never going to win a race.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:09 pm

Laughing, he can’t get there with a bad team. No QB can. Name the bad team Tom Brady played on… yep last year. How’d that work out? Brees set NFL records three years in a row and went 7-9 each of those three years. The QB can be very good and the team can lose lots of games. Cousins started with basically the worst team in the league and made them competitive. He’s done his job better than all but three QB’s in the league since he’s been with the Vikings but face it, he’s one guy. Nobody you replace him with is going to be better.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 3:10 pm

Case Keenum took almost the same team that Cousins came to all the way to the NFCCG.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:20 pm

Well let’s not compare apples to oranges, shall we? Not the same OC in 2018, and he was fired before the season ended. He also had Cousins rewire his brain to play QB in his offense. Case Keenum… OK… really? The defense was #1 in the league in points allowed. The offense averaged a whopping 18 points a game, and the QB threw a whopping 22 TD’s.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 3:23 pm

Zim told everybody what the difference was. Kirk may be more talented but Case:
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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:25 pm

And they averaged 18 points a game with his big balls didn’t they? Please Case is far from a good QB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 3:27 pm

4 & 8 with the game on the line, Cousins throws short of the sticks. 3 & 10, time for one play, Case:
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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:28 pm

If this is your argument… you got nothin…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 3:34 pm

Yeah, I’ve never been on the dump Cousins train but the more I’ve tried to convince myself he can get the job done, the more I’m doing the opposite. Time to switch out the 5 wood for a driver. Might end up in a slice to the rough but it’s time to take a swing. Not gonna run with the big dogs playing it safe.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:37 pm

KC needs more help, ain’t rocket science. you got 2 seconds to complete a pass in a developing play you are in deep shit.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 3:40 pm

As I’ve said before, I think they should keep him without extending this offseason. Get Wilson from the Jets and draft one. If Cousins has a great year and leads a deep playoff run then go ahead and extend him. If not use the year to evaluate if you have anything in one of the young guys. If one seems to have it, let Cousins walk. If not, keep Cousins.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:41 pm

Best case you end up with a QB on a rookie salary and can build keep building the team around him. Worst case you have Cousins and more cap space in 2024 to bring in FAs.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:45 pm

Not against moving on. The whole idea of cap was to make the league competitive, now qb’s and wr’s are effing it up. Tired of losing. Minny, one and done at best.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 3:55 pm

Cousins to JJ ‘throw up a prayer’ vs the Bills when it was 4th & 18 tells us Cousins isn’t adverse to winging it in desperation.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 4:02 pm

Like I said, I’m not anti Kirk but I’m having a harder and harder time defending him. They should be taking shots at young QBs at the very least for a backup right now and Cousins isn’t going to play much longer. He isn’t going to 45, Brady is in his own class. Very few QBs make it past 40.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 4:06 pm

Your argument is irrational to me. Cousins is the best QB the Vikings have had in decades, and he’s one of the best in the league in TD production, so let’s replace him? Yeah let’s get a different QB, then we’ll win more games. I mean seriously… this is foolishness. We have a QB that can make throws other QB’s can’t. Getting rid of him in no way shape or form makes the team better.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:11 pm

We have a QB eating up a ton of the salary cap who is getting close to the end of his career. He’ll be 36 when the season starts. At best you are getting 4 years from him if you play the averages (analytics). If you draft a QB now, worst case he sits for multiple seasons because Cousins gets off the fully guaranteed contract and signs something reasonable. If he won’t, Patriot him. Let him walk before his talent declines. If the young buck is really good, then you let Cousins go like the Chiefs did with Alex Smith (how’d that work out for them?). I’m not saying to just get rid of Cousins. I’m saying they should absolutely be exploring their options.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 4:19 pm

Cousins is eating up cap space because of the GM. His contracts have been reasonable since he produces far more TD’s than the average QB in the league. That’s a fact. He played in Zim’s prevent offense for 5 years and STILL outproduced most all of the other QB’s in the league.

Has Cousins out-priced himself? Dunno. He’s #10 on the salary list. His age is no issue. You’re paying for production, and he produces no matter how bad his line is, who his OC is, and whether the scheme is any good at all.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 7:00 pm

They have been… currently, Cousins signed a 1 year, $35,000,000 contract, including a $25,000,000 signing bonus, $35,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $35,000,000. In 2023, Cousins will earn a base salary of $10,000,000 and a restructure bonus of $20,000,000, while carrying a cap hit of $20,250,000 and a dead cap value of $48,750,000.

KAM has pushed void years well into the future which I guess he thinks will benefit the team in some way. Cousins signed a 3 year fully guaranteed contract with the Vikings in 2018 for $28M a year which was less than what the Jets offered.

Since becoming the Vikings QB Cousins has played extremely well and produced at a higher level than all but three QB’s in the league. Whether you like it or not, Cousins has produced. Other QB’s like Russell Wilson aren’t meeting that standard at the moment.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 4:38 pm

Should have done that in the playoffs

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 4:40 pm

Season was not on the line at that point. He knew he had another game next week, and the week after. He also knew he DID NOT have one in the play offs, and folded under the pressure. Its not the stats or the throws. Its when he caves in the toughest, and season defining spots. He always has and always will.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 4:44 pm

Rationalize much?

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:52 pm

What are you talking about? Thats literally what happened. Its called reading between the lines. Its a skill, you obviously dont possess. No no wait, I know your next comment “Passing yards, touch downs”. See how I did that.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:34 pm

That is irrational GF. 18 points a game? Please.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:41 pm

Yes, in 2017 the Vikings offense averaged 18 points a game. Keenum threw 22 TD’s. To say the offense was anemic is an understatement. The defense allowed just 15.8 points a game. It was not Case Keenum and the offense winning those games. It was the defense.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:45 pm

The 2017 Vikings averaged 23.8 ppg and gave up 12.6

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KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 4:48 pm

He’s going to argue and take away defensive turnovers that turned into points im sure. But, he fails to understand that we could afford to have a good defense because we had a very young and talented team, with a at the time, good defense minded coach and we paid our QBs NOTHING. You cant have both. You cant have a mid QB making all the money, and old aging, over paid defense and expect to win. You have to be young and cheap, or talented and cheap at multiple spots.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 4:50 pm

Ben,

Looks like I looked up the 2017 post season stats instead of regular season. Definitely my error here.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:52 pm

Yeah no big deal, the offense wasn’t world beater but not terrible, I mainly remembered the defense was historically good that year in several metrics so I wanted to go back and look

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:13 pm

Non sequitur

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:01 pm

Kirk Cousins has made the 10th most money of any NFL player EVER. Dudes never even sniffed a conference champ. Does someone who is not a winner deserve that much money? Hell no. Imo

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 4:07 pm

Non sequitur

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:42 pm

Your brain is a non sequitur. And you’re stuck in 1977.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 4:46 pm

Nice argument. Can’t really rationally debate the data provided so insult me.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 4:49 pm

Yes I can, I and 3 other posters have above. And now all of your arguments have turned into “non sequitur”. For being almost 70 you really need to grow up and accept when you’re wrong.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 7:49 pm

Except… I’m right. Sorry, that’s the facts. Cousins puts up more TD’s more consistently than pretty much any other QB in the league, behind a terrible line and with a new OC every year. Three QB’s have put up more TD’s than he has in the last five years. Just reality you refuse to see, then tell me I’m wrong…

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 4:42 pm

1000%. Glad you see things as they are.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 1:17 pm

Yep, no half measures. We should have ripped the band-aid off seasons ago and already been past all of this rigamaroll, but they keep drawing it out. I get it, but we need to totally turn the team over.

A potential Super Bowl Vikings team is not going to contain names like Cousins, Cook, Smith, Hunter, etc. That window is long gone.

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 4:02 pm

Agreed. Nostalgia sells though. Thats the problem for people who fail to see the big picture.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 1:27 pm

This is good news. Hope the Vikings stand strong.

bowbunch
bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:38 am

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 11:14 am

Whats with the decorations on Warners walls? Fake rusted sheet metal and chains?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 11:34 am

Just channeling a little of his inner Kirko.

NoDakRube
21 March 2023 10:20 am

Enough football talk.

Where is the Trump indictment from the non-partisan, fair, objective, George Soros backed DA out of Manhatten?

You know the one who promised he would indict Trump whether or not there was any actual evidence.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 10:24 am

Well considering that the Statute of Limitations for falsify documents is 2 years in NY and this investigation has been going on for 7 years now.
@I have no doubt that this is being handled in a fair and non partisan manner@

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 10:27 am

Where is Ron DeSantis saying that he’s going to fight this BS and defend a citizen of his state from being extradited?

I think big Ron is missing a BIG opportunity here.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 10:28 am

Agree.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 10:29 am

And its not about Trump per say… but I see more of a history repeating itself type thing with these show trials/BS

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 10:29 am

Secret Service has already notified the DA that there will be no ‘extraditing or perp walk allowed’.
It will all be done on Zoom.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 March 2023 10:38 am

BUT WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE CNN CREWS THAT ARE ALREADY THERE!!!!!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 12:25 pm

I read that his office said he would not fulfill an extradition request if one were made. I think that means he would not willingly extradite Trump.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 1:50 pm

Good to hear.

he kinda dropped the ball in his statement the other day.

wish he would’ve come out guns blazing against them

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:20 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:21 am

Very helpful, thank you.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:15 am

We got him!

Mick
Mick
21 March 2023 10:11 am

Vikings next QB

2022

1. Clayton TuneHouston Cougars: 92.0

2. Bryce YoungAlabama Crimson Tide: 91.5

3. Hendon HookerTennessee Volunteers: 90.8

Tune tied with Ohio’s Kurtis Rourke for the highest-graded quarterback in college football this past season. The fifth-year senior’s 30 big-time throws were the fifth most in the country, and he finished with the fourth-highest adjusted completion rate (79.5%). Overall, his 91.3 passing grade was tied for the best in the country. Tune is currently the 10th-best quarterback on PFF’s big board and projects to be a sixth-round prospect.

2020

1. Clayton TuneHouston Cougars: 84.7

2. Hendon HookerVirginia Tech Hokies: 81.5

3. Max DugganTCU Horned Frogs: 79.2

Tune was the highest-graded quarterback from this draft class in both 2022 and 2020. As a junior, he ranked 10th among Group of Five quarterbacks in big-time throws (18). His 6% big-time throw rate also led all quarterbacks in the American Athletic Conference.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 10:15 am

How did he play against good teams and on primetime?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:20 am

Lost to Georgia and South Carolina last year… I think SC is when he blew his ACL

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 10:21 am

If he’s injured Kwesi will love him. Fits his mold perfectly.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:22 am

Right?

I’m firmly in the camp of if they go and get “their” QB than so be it.

If its kirk its Kirk.

If its someone else.. go get em. They’re trying to win a bowl and thats the guy they want to do it with.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 12:43 pm

They’re trying to win a bowl and thats the guy they want to do it with.

I hope that’s true.
I’m not convinced the Wilfs really want that.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 12:47 pm

I wasn’t talking about the Wilf’s but KAM and KO.

Wilf’s make a lot more money with a SB win though…that’s for sure.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:22 am

OH Tune? They didn’t score less than 30 points last year and lose!

So he’s perfect for the Vikings and their non-existent defense.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 10:17 am

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:19 pm

He can throw a slant, and he’s used to playing on a team that can’t stop the other team from scoring.

I LIKE him!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 12:21 pm

And when they needed big plays to win the game he made em.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:22 pm

Plus he fits the injured with potential theme for the year. He also fits the Lions draft an ACL injury M.O. too and then he can torch the Vikings for the next 15 years. If the Vikings draft him he is sure to flame out though.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 12:23 pm

Having rewatched the games from last season on NFL+ many times, we almost never threw a slant in a game. Very strange to me.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 12:24 pm

Really? That seems like a pretty bread and butter play to leave out. Maybe that’s what Thielen was upset about. Slants were his favorite and were removed from the offense.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:26 pm

It IS weird. Slants are a staple of every passing offense in the league… except KOC’s.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 12:25 pm

Think it calls for right time and place. Receivers can get lit up big time.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
21 March 2023 12:25 pm

Yep. That just boggled the mind. A quick slant would have come in handy on 4th & 8.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 1:07 pm

Wrenage
21 March 2023 9:58 am

Also Matthew Broderick birthday and Scott Eastwood and Roger Hodgson from Supertramp…

Wrenage
21 March 2023 9:56 am

Also Timothy Dalton birthday today. He was an okay Bond. I think we missed out on a good one from his time. They were planning a Dalton film with Anthony Hopkins as the villain. That could have been fun.

Wrenage
21 March 2023 9:55 am

Happy Birthday, Gary Oldman. One of my favorite line deliveries…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:48 am

LMAO

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:52 am

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:57 am

Yeeeeeep

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:58 am

Lots of angry Vikings people on Twitter

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:59 am

Why is Detroit #4?
I was told that they are winning the offseason and are going to dominate for years to come??

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 March 2023 10:09 am

Five officially switched his allegiance to Detroit so those numbers got a good bump.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:11 am

So he is negative about his allegiance switch to the Lions??
Sounds about right for 5.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
21 March 2023 10:13 am

He was positive about the Lions when a Vikings fan but now must be negative on them so he is probably positive about the Vikings now, which would be weird. I would like to know his thoughts on if any of the QBs in this year’s draft that the Vikings can get are above low grade dog food.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:14 am

As Kodiak and 5 have become Lions fans for the forseeable future that has been factored into the rankings.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:19 am

Makes me happy to know Vikings fans are THE angriest, I’m now feeling much less negative.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 10:20 am

At least we’re the best at something.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 10:23 am

We have the best player facilities and amenities and the angriest fans…

It is far better to be a Vikings player than a Vikings fan.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 12:11 pm

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 12:29 pm

Damn…..wish I had a lot of free time to waste on non-work related things………

uh….

never mind

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 12:30 pm

You in northern minny North?

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
21 March 2023 12:32 pm

Wish I were…..better fishing up there.

Northern Sconnie

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 12:34 pm

Ok, think i know where most people here live. My memory is good, just a little short.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 1:07 pm

Finally, Vikings fans get a win.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 1:19 pm

Who decides what a negative post is? My guess is it’s some AI bot or purple haired lib that just doesn’t understand the pain and suffering and Minnesota passive aggressive jokes.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 2:21 pm

Given the results of the recent NFLPA player survey, does this mean there’s an inverse correlation between fan and player happiness?

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:28 am

Winz.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 9:43 am

Especially Primetime which is only Monday night.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:45 am

Obviously Salary is the most important one.
Maybe as a % of the cap hit.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:51 am

Then length of contract and guaranteed amount.
@on field effectiveness is highly over rated@

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:55 am

Percentage of 1st downs on 4th and 8 is currently the deciding factor of a QBs ability.

*I kid because I care*

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:51 am

I’d like to see some sort of QB stat where all stats against losing teams are thrown out and/or against bottom half defenses.

Show me only what the QB did in wins against upper echelon teams.

Maybe also throw out blow-out wins. I want to see what QBs did in one-score games.

Just spitballing…

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 10:40 am

This ^ – A comeback win against a tanking Colts team in the regular season means jack shit to actually being successful. But it will get thrown out like its a monumental task and a reason to hold on to a certain someone.

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
21 March 2023 10:59 am

What a great game! Great comeback from Kirk…

Did you know that was the large comeback in NFL history??

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
21 March 2023 11:06 am

JacksonVike
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 12:38 pm

How about games played versus games missed. Team record when able to play versus team record while sidelined.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 12:39 pm

4th quarter comebacks.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:08 am

Egg slusher here you go. We’re just below the cap but can’t do much more without some moves

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:12 am

Even enough room to sign rookies?

I found this quote pretty cool and makes me feel that the Kwesi stuff isn’t just all feel good public speak when you see guys departing say the things like Pat Pete said and now Dalvin T:

“I weighed all of my options and everything, and I just felt like this is the right move for me,” Tomlinson said during his introductory press conference with the Browns. “Minnesota has great things going with great coaches and players, as well as upstairs, management and everything. Kwesi, I love that guy.

“They have a lot of good stuff going on for them too, and I wish them the best, but I just feel like this is the best move for me right now.”

I do think that translates around the league for FAs that the Vikings are an organization to check out when looking where to land.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 9:14 am

No we likely don’t have enough for rookies but they have well over a month to figure it out.

I’m guessing they’re shopping Cook and maybe Z. They can restructure Oniell to free up some more money too.

I wouldn’t expect anymore big signings though until we see another splashy move like Cook being traded.

With the money they gtd to Cook and Z on Friday… there’s zero chance they’re being released

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:44 am

Shoot, they have at least until training camp to worry about the rookie cap hits. The rookies can practice in OTAs under an injury protection agreement.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:48 am

Not worried about rookies til after June. Seems to take a while to sign them anyhow.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 9:48 am

Yup. When it comes to a huge 57m dollar deal… I’d be leaving too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:07 am

Lifer needs to chill

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:07 am

Trade for dehop!!!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:49 am

Always thought that would be a fantastic deal.

Send em cook. Player for player.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 10:00 am

Meh. Maybe. I think DHOP has a lot more left in the tank and would love to play with a QB that can throw.

And then a rookie QB next year? What a bunch of security that would be to have JJ and Dhop with KJ and TJ

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 11:08 am

This would be a dream scenario for 2024 and beyond.

freezeyface
21 March 2023 8:53 am

mrs freeze gave me one project to complete while they are out of town.
it’s actually a dozen projects mixed into one and it’s time consuming and annoying.

rearranging all the kids bedrooms, and straightening and organizing their clothes/toys etc…

i have decided my children have WAY too many things. how did this happen? can anyone relate? i even have tried to always limit gifts and spoiling and the amount of toys and stuffed animals and other knicknacks my kids have compiled, is astounding. and quite embarrassing.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:08 am

trust me, that’s what i’m doing. anything i find under a bed or inbetween walls and dressers etc….means things they don’t even remember having. i have 6 bags to donate and like 4 more to throw away. the kids won’t even know the difference

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 9:27 am

This is a method I use. Whenever I ask my wife to throw something away, she is like…no, we might need it!

So I just start removing items from drawers, put them in a bag in the basement and see if she notices. If she does not notice after a certain amount of time, I toss the bag or donate.

It’s stealth cleaning!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 9:35 am

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:35 pm

When we were trying to downsize the stuff the grands have at my place (which included stuff they had as toddlers), the first attempt was a total fail. Then we bought several plastic bins and told them they could only take to the new place what those bins would hold. Success!

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 2:37 pm

Should add I told Emma she could keep all her giraffes and Kayleigh could keep all of her monkeys (their favs) and they didn’t have to put those in the bins.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:46 pm

We normally do the same thing, but since I’m sharing the new patio home with my sister, I needed to get rid of at least three quarters of their stuff, although there is lots of closet space in the new place, so to them it was kind of extreme. It really helped to not ask them to sort through the giraffes and monkeys. That would have been a torturous ordeal.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 2:53 pm

Should have given them bags to put the extras in and sent it all home with em. Then you wouldn’t have to be the bad guy. Grandparents are supposed to spoil and let the parents be the meanies.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  bowbunch
21 March 2023 2:58 pm

They have plenty of stuff at their house and it was their Mom who went through all of that stuff with them here, so I didn’t have to do it. The plastic bins was her idea, and it really helped.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 10:15 am

Here’s how things work at my house. My wife and our kids’ grandparents buy crap the kids don’t need constantly. I get rid of something it just gets replaced. We have toys that have never and will never get played with, books that will never get read, simply due to the volume of all that bullshit. It sucks, the end.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 10:19 am

You’re not alone.

Shit compounds… even to stupid little cheap shit.

Gets old. Fast. And men seem to be the only ones who care.

Gma comes to town and goes to rummage sales with the kids…or shopping and more dumb shit comes.

I just make things go away and don’t tell anyone. Its easier this way.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 10:20 am

TL;DR version Freeze spoils his children.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
21 March 2023 11:43 am

i do, i really do.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 3:13 pm

I am guilty of being that Grandmother described above who always gets a little something for the grands. I did much better as a Mom, but Grandparents are allowed to spoil grands.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
21 March 2023 3:19 pm

Not allowed to, supposed to. Especially since my parents aren’t close to us I don’t get too wound up about them sending the kiddos stuff or spoiling em when we do see em.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 12:37 pm

Anything with a coat of dust so thick you can’t see color underneath goes straight in the trash.

Also anything missing a piece.

And anything hidden under something else.

And anything you tell your kid to go play with and they go “But I want to do something FUN.”

And anything that makes annoying sounds.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Northwoods
21 March 2023 12:49 pm

And anything that makes annoying sounds.

So his kids get to keep their books. LOL

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 12:50 pm

Or is he throwing his kids out?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 12:51 pm

As long as it doesn’t entail sloppy joes or replacing a car battery.

benjammin
Admin
21 March 2023 8:47 am

LOL, the “this is fine” gif but in real life

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:52 am

Damn, LOL!

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:57 am

another visual example of why Europe is trash…. Ron Swanson

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:42 am

KAM structures these deals pretty weird. Not sure if its genius or bizzare

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:49 am

Where are we on the Salary Cap? I have seen over, I’ve seen under…?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 9:06 am

Who the heck knows

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:28 am

bryszssknslibsky knows, that probably about it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 9:53 am

Its to get the ’23 cap as low as possible.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:37 am

Sliced the crap out of my thumb cleaning a knife yesterday… Probably could’ve used some stiches but we’ll see how these butterfly bandages hold.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:40 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:44 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:06 am

Ya, maybe I should get the glue too if it’s still open when I take a look later.

I don’t think they could stitch the whole thing anyways. it’s about .5 inches long and half that is near my cuticle and there’s not enough skin to stich anyways.

Bled like no other though. Soaked it in peroxide for like 15 min to finally get it to somewhat stop

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:58 am

the trick about not cutting yourself with kitchen knives is not having sharp kitchen knives to begin with….

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
21 March 2023 10:12 am

the trick about not cutting yourself with kitchen knives is to stay out of the kitchen in the first place.

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 10:18 am

Corn starch is a good styptic. I usually do the ice water and direct pressure method then wrap it with layer of gauze and fairly tight tape. But corn starch helps with copious oozing.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 2:42 pm

You are really peppering us with wisdom today..

DE Viking
21 March 2023 8:18 am

Are the Vikings still competitive and still rebuilding?
Haven’t seen any moves in a few days.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 8:19 am

No on competitive, yes on rebuilding.
They may not realize that.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:50 am

Correct.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 8:21 am

Define “competitive”

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:23 am

Not last place.
That is reserved for FTP

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
21 March 2023 8:23 am

Money is all gone

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:25 am

MONEY IS NEVER GONE!!!!!

Thye can still redo O’Neill’s deal..

They can give Hunter a longer deal…

Lots can be done I believe.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:25 am

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:44 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 8:17 am

NICE!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 8:20 am

Assuming the vehicle runs and currently has tires that’s a pretty good deal.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:23 am

Yes and the auction will drive it up.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 10:15 am

LOL. The Ranger has been sitting sadly in the back corner of the shop. Once spring arrives it will be time to rest the Vulva and bring the Ranger back as the daily commuter.

benjammin
Admin
21 March 2023 7:58 am

LOL, WTF…

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:08 am

Minneapolis Department of Racial Equity, Inclusion and Belonging,

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:22 am

I’d be pissed if I paid minneapolis taxes.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:24 am

Was raised there. And this type of shit (plus the rampant property crime that we saw in the 80s) is why I moved south of the river.
Still shit people around, but the ratio is much better.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:25 am

Gotta get north of Hinckley

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:46 am

Just stay east of Beach though.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:56 am

There should be a rule that if you are from east of Jamestown you can’t move west of Beach. Basically, ND, do your job as the moat of Montana and keep the Minnesotans away.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 9:59 am

Can we build an actual moat between Jamestown and Fargo?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:31 am

Yeah, I live northeast side of the river, still work in MPLS though.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:24 am

I don’t really know if i read that enough times if I’ll ever understand

What a bunch of world salad that is.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 8:31 am

What I got out of it is the director of the woke dept. at mpls either sucked at her job or all the black people that supervise her and the woke dept. are racist despite them all being black. In reality, the dept. of word salad woke is a huge waste of taxpayer money.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:33 am

That was clear and articulate.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:42 am

LOL, always a victim…

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 7:49 am

Big news expected today!!

just like every other day. Usually doesn’t happen though.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 8:06 am

BIG NEWS!!!!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 8:19 am

Who teased this?

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 8:50 am

Just me. I expect big news every day this time of year. Sorry. 😁

VikingPhilip
21 March 2023 7:26 am

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
21 March 2023 7:29 am

Someone’s gotta do it VP. WE appreciate you.

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
21 March 2023 7:35 am

I think that is from The Tingler! Great B-movie.

I own it.

#humblebrag

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 8:09 am

I am guessing your movie collection is impressive

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:13 am

I’m closing in on 700 movies, but it is manageable. I only have around 200 in cases. The rest I threw the cases away and keep in CD binders. It would be fun to have shelves and shelves of movies, but I try to be efficient with my possessions.

Cleaning out my grandparents’ houses when they died was insane. So much clutter. When I die, my loved ones are going to be able to go in and sort it out quickly.

I’m also thinking about having Christmas hymns at my funeral instead of regular songs. Like how fun would it be for everyone to leave church with “Joy to the World” or something to that effect?

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 8:23 am

We just went through lawyer guy for final planning and will. Trying to make things easier for our kids. And after my mom died, I threw away a bunch of my own things. Yearbooks, old photo albums, etc. My kids will have no clue or need to go through that crap.

As for my funeral, I am thinking the song from SnL, and then “Good times, Bad times” or “Thank you” by led Zeppelin.

As a saxophone player I really like this.

But I also told my kids to play whatever music they want. I’ll be gone.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
21 March 2023 8:34 am

I’m having this guy play my funeral

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:36 am

Sure it won’t be a duet?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 8:51 am

All I think of when I see that guy is the early days of lockdown 2020.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
21 March 2023 8:44 am

Packers Fan Orgy: The Soundtrack

Lifer
Admin
21 March 2023 6:06 am

Maybe taking BPA at 23 then trading back day 2 is the best course of action in the draft.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 6:19 am

Absolutely.

if someone wants to move up 10 spots and give us 7 picks for it. Deal.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 6:22 am

Yup and worse case if not trade partners then take the best at each pick and move on. I doubt Princeton guy has the ability to keep his ego in check though but we’ll see.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 6:26 am

I was being facetious.

nobody is giving up 7 picks to move up 10 spots lol.

I think KAM wants to be in the 40-100 spots. Lots of talent there.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 6:33 am

I know that…you continue to think I take pff’s mock sim literally lol….He’ll make some moves he can’t help himself and we’ll all be disappointed in the results because he shit his diaper as a rookie gm last draft.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 7:05 am

I know.

maybe those 3 picks from last year turn into all pros and the dynasty will begin.

but I’ll believe it when I see it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
21 March 2023 8:43 am

Florio is stupid. He admitting he’s wrong

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:09 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:23 am

Backup rotational player at best. Low grade dog food.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 8:24 am

Might be able to contribute on special teams.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 8:53 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
21 March 2023 2:16 pm

lol right?

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
21 March 2023 2:44 pm

1 person got it at least.. lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:23 am

This is false. He signed his deal lmao

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:24 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 8:46 am

None of that says his contract has actually been signed.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 6:19 am

Lol.

Detroit lions… stacking talent since the dawn of their franchise.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 6:20 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 6:27 am

That’s the same thing those promoting socialism are saying too.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 6:35 am

Yeah while white christian conservatives want the social power structure to remain the same even though their priest are fucking their children. Who’s crazier??

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 7:05 am

You’re the only white guy talking right now fella.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 2:23 pm

No matter your race, it the WCC doctrine you’ve subscribed to and are following.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 7:18 am

While we’re on the topic of abuse…

where is your child more likely to be molested by an adult?

a school?

or a church?

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 7:47 am

Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more memes comparing drag shows to clergy, as if they are the same degree for child molestation.

It doesn’t work. Clergymen have literally mentored billions of people for millennia to be somewhat useful members of society. Great men have come out of the clergy that have literally changed the world, like Luther for example.

Meanwhile, drag shows contribution to society is pretty much sodomy. And off-key musical renditions.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 8:07 am

Yeah.

There’s bad people everywhere…and painting an entire group.. like clergy or teachers as the same is silly.

but…

who am I but a dumb.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
21 March 2023 8:11 am

 Luther for example.

Dude was a rebel, for sure.


Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
21 March 2023 2:27 pm

That’s a completely separate topic. there are a lot of variables we’d have to consider. Strictly those in authority with children then you have to look at the scenarios. Hot 17 girl putting the full court press on a male teacher. Father Nelson having the alter boys stay late for candle sorting. Hard to say.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:08 am

You’re messed up

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 March 2023 2:28 pm

Oh but you give the Church a pass? Figures.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
21 March 2023 8:10 am

I honestly think the Lions are the team to beat next year.

Then again, I had Kansas and Baylor in the final 4, so ….

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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