Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 23 Mar 2023

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We had a little bit of action yesterday, as the Vikings signed a couple of guys yesterday. Powell could be a good replacement for Reagor at PR, as Reagor has given the team a few scares with bobbled punts. He’ll also provide some solid depth at WR. Reeder is depth. Still no major movement within the Vikings organization, but that hasn’t slowed down the speculation!

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Minnesota Vikings News:

The Vikings signed WR Brandon Powell and LB Troy Reeder, according to the Grand Forks Herald.

Matt Asiata’s son survived being shot and is returning to football, from Vikings.com. Hell of a story here, I gained a lot more respect for Asiata and his family. Wow.

Video of the Day:

Here’s a great tune from the 80s hair metal days, this is Cinderella with Gypsy Road. Enjoy!

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Northwoods
23 March 2023 9:13 pm

So just found out the golf course a mile and a half down the road has a golf simulator and they charge $20/half hour per 4-some. DAMMIT!!!!! I could have kept my slice in peak form all winter.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
24 March 2023 4:21 am

Yeah we charge $20 per half hour at the Balloon Factory. I’ve been swinging every day working on swing improvement and technique refinements. It has not helped actually gotten my swing in the moment of playing way worse but on the sim hit beautiful shots way more consistently. So I believe the reason why is as you change your swing for a while as you’re changing your muscle memory to the new improvements you’re stuck in the middle of the old way and the new and improved way for a while, especially hard when in the moment of pressure on the course. So it is a slow tedious process. I hope it all clicks soon and I come out of the fog of never never land with a better swing. If you’re there just to make cuts then hell yes great for that. Get down there with your 7 iron and driver and swing away.

Lifer
Admin
23 March 2023 9:07 pm
Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 9:10 pm

He would have been decent depth. Can’t fault him for chasing the money.

Northwoods
23 March 2023 9:06 pm

Got home, 6-yr old meets me at the door, chin glued together and looking like a mashed apple. “I’ve had a bad day, Dad. I need ice cream.”

Yes, you do.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 9:32 pm

Hope you got that kid ice cream!

Lifer
Admin
23 March 2023 7:04 pm

This MI-State / K-State game is off the chain.

bowbunch
bowbunch
23 March 2023 5:21 pm

SCSU up by 1.

Lifer
Admin
23 March 2023 5:02 pm

Alright….which one of you bastard Cousins haters on here is Ken Francis trying to represent Lamar to get him to the Vikings so Cousins can be launched? Diabolical.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 5:06 pm

Hmmm I think KFEY’s real name is Ken Francis… coincidence?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2023 7:21 pm

Lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 5:18 pm

comment image

NoDakRube
23 March 2023 3:33 pm

here is a question worth pondering (pun intended)

Females make up about 40 percent of the NFL audience but less than 10 percent of Skoloholics.

Why is that? Is it us?

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 3:40 pm

In my admittedly cloistered workplace environment, the women are busier with direct patient contact than nerdly asswipe B, and in their down time they are more social ie chatting with one another about all aspects of life. If one of them sat in the corner typing on skoloholics that would lead to judgmental thoughts.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 3:44 pm

so we are introverted nerds for the most part, guilty as charged.

manly-purple
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 3:47 pm

Skoloholics:

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:52 pm

Some estimates have it higher…haven’t found any that are lower than 40 percent.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 4:50 pm

Yes.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 4:51 pm

What percent of that 40 are just watching because their significant other is watching, but don’t really care?

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 5:07 pm

Less than 100 but more than 98

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 5:21 pm

I think that while females watch football, they are not quite as involved or worried about the day to day. My wife for example is a Vikings fan and somewhat follows what they do but she is not concerned enough to be on a page like this. She would rather just see a headline and know what they are doing than sit and talk about everything they could possibly do. She has real friends to interact with instead of a bunch of people on a football blog that she has never met.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 8:58 pm

But but but but what does she think about the Kirk Cousins situation?

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 9:35 pm

Soooo.. you don’t consider us real friends? That’s tears it!!

BTW. Can I borrow your mower this summer?

NoDakRube
23 March 2023 3:17 pm

Shooters unload 60 rounds at group of teens in Philadelphia triple shooting: video | Fox News

Remember, no matter how shitty Minneapolis is becoming, its still better than Philadelphia..

In addition to the crime rate they are know going to pay pregnant womb supporting peoples 1,000 per month….what could possibly go wrong??

benjammin
Admin
23 March 2023 3:15 pm

Summary:

VP is only working a half day mining salt

NoDak is thankful to god for Joe Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act

Wrenage is asked to do tasks while at work, this displeases him

According to Hun the Vikings didn’t win shit last year, I’m ok with that, shit doesn’t seem like a particularly attractive prize to me

CJ Ham signed his extension with the Vikings because he can’t make 3 mil at the DQ in Duluth according to Mick

Vikings running game discussion

VP found his kids’ school programs agonizing

Bowbunch got a raise, bet all $5 of it the Wild will win tonight

NoDak cheers for hillbillies, didn’t know he was such a fan of Lifer

Wrenage nearly died at work but unfortunately will have to wait for his paradise

Creed vs. Nickelback debate

Jets discussion

Kirk discussion

Mick thinks it sucks to be Kfey

GF touched his weiner with Icy Hot then was uncomfortable playing baseball

Almost all the girls in Wrenage’s HS saw him in a jock strap, some of their comments were not flattering

In 8th grade MT ate Ex-Lax and clamped his sphincter until he got home, asswipe B name checks out

Skolifer posts Greta Thurnberg gif, lifer responds with gif of lotion and disappears for hours

Duke Shelley szn is over in MN

Chef says “hi hun” to Skoldiers, not sure if he meant to respond to hunviking or if its his pet name for Skolly

Skolly’s kid slept through the night, pants shitting discussion ensues

Benjammin uses Skolifer’s advice when his child shits on the floor

Vikings CBs discussion

Northwoods is 2 for 2 on his kids busting their faces

MT makes comment with pregnant lady gif and words GF has to look up, shocking

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 4:10 pm

The owner does great. But I don’t know if it’s that great.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 3:18 pm

NoDak cheers for hillbillies, didn’t know he was such a fan of Lifer

You are a witty one.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 3:38 pm

Ooh applause for the Asswipe B recap.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 4:27 pm

Lol

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:59 pm

Man that’s $$$$$$$

norseman1
norseman1
23 March 2023 3:14 pm

Beatles and KC rock!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 3:17 pm

KC and the Sunshine Band!!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 2:41 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 2:45 pm

The Jets are starting to sound like the Six Million Dollar Man, made up of parts from all sorts of places.

MT Viking
23 March 2023 2:27 pm

There’s a new hippie shop in town, I’m dying to go in there and check it out, they have some 4 foot + bongs and such. I love learning new things, I’m anxious to learn about the myriad ways of smoking pot.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 2:29 pm

Had a bong once, think if i did a take now i’d sleep for 3 days.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:31 pm

Columbian back in my day. Ass kicking.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:36 pm

Nah that’d be illegal. Can’t see chief smoking the J.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 2:38 pm

Quit when i hit about 27, started to get paranoid.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:44 pm

They sell a ton of it here. Lots of ND plates in the dispensary parking lots. People and their vices. GDV folks go to Grand Treasure casino in Trenton ND to gamble and buy cigs. For me it’s tractor implements, dog toys and fishing lures. Lately I’ve found myself scattering corn for the pheasants. I’m a sick sick man.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:31 pm

They got all kinds of genetically engineered strains, they probably make one that keeps you up at night.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 2:33 pm

Not living on gougers pay MT!

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:35 pm

Gonna be in Florida in less than 48 hours, I can’t wait!

After 48 hours of central FL traffic, I’ll be ready to come home.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 3:04 pm

*about 10 minutes on I-4 is enough for me

manly-purple
23 March 2023 1:49 pm

We went to a pottery-decorating place for my daughter’s birthday. I decided to make myself a goblet to get me through Vikings games.

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manly-purple
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 1:50 pm

2

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manly-purple
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 1:50 pm

3

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 1:52 pm

I’d be drinking out of this mostly.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 2:02 pm

Nice goblet. You’ve really taken the Beatles’ invention of pottery to the next level. Skol!

Credit to Brad
for reminding me of the Beatles

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 2:15 pm

Without the Beatles there wouldn’t be the Beatles. Never forget that!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:17 pm

Nothing wrong with Beatles, they steam rolled a generation of rock bands. My 2 cents.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:24 pm

GF, did you know the Beatles are the most covered band in history, and it isn’t close.

Their music was so bad thousands of other artists covered their songs.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:38 pm

I see where you are going with that comparison and I think that works IF No Longer was saying they have sold the most records then your comparison is apples to apples. But saying they are the most covered tells you more about what a big deal they are to many artists. Not a good comparison.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:11 pm

Wow… you’re spinning fast food as a comparison to music? Sorry GF that’s just not a good move.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:49 pm

Stones >>>>>>>> Beatles and its not even CLOSE

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 3:52 pm

Sorry, Stones suck as well.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 5:28 pm

Garth Brooks.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 4:14 pm

I don’t recall saying that but maybe I did… dunno. I think the fact that they are the most covered band in history means a lot of artists and people found their music was great.

McDonalds sells the most hamburgers because they have the most locations, and they’re cheap. Not because they’re the best. The best costs more. This isn’t true of music.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:17 pm

Well they actually followed kind of opposite paths. McDonald’s was a real restaurant to begin and slowly deteriorated away to quantity over quality. The Beatles started as the first boy band really then decided they wanted more depth and took risks and branched out into and leading the path for other genres.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2023 3:11 pm

I would rather listen to Kirk play music than the beatles.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 4:55 pm

What if I like both McDonalds and the Beatles?

??
Maybe, maybe not.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:23 pm

I know, i had the pleasure of seeing Led Zep in their prime. Talk about talent. I don’t listen to music much anymore.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:25 pm

Don’t forget that Alanis Morissette concert.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:24 pm

I chuckle at the skoloholics meme. I had heard very few Beatles songs before college, guy across the hall had all their albums on cassette tapes, I copied ’em all and had many hours of listening enjoyment while readin ritin and rithmeticing. Before college I was reduced to listening to whatever came in on the AM radio. Kids these days have no idea.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:40 pm

I’ve gone full circle from wearing headphones while listening to power hour on 630 CHED so the music didn’t bother my parents to a high falutin’ acoustically accurate receiver amplifier equalizer expensive speakers to the point I now just listen to “classic” rock or country streamed to my hearing aids, about 50% blended to ambient noise…noise cancelling headphones on the tractor, or else streaming through a DeWalt worksite player.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 5:30 pm

You’se boys talking about AM radio reminds me of the time I was driving through/into Wyoming and managed to pick up WCCO. Middle of the night, about 10 below. couldn’t believe 830 came in clear as day.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:33 pm

Some folks around here can’t separate opinions on a subject from the facts about said subject like this… I fucking hate A-A-Ron but I understand at the same time what an amazing talent he is/was. That’s too tough for many around here. They can’t realize they can dislike the Beatles but also recognize that they were instrumental to creating MANY genres and inspiring countless musicians.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:35 pm

Well stated.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:44 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 2:12 pm

Nice!

Northwoods
Reply to  manly-purple
23 March 2023 9:02 pm

Mass-produce!!!!!!!!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:37 pm

lol

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:44 pm

Seems like a fine idea….lets check with places its been tried

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 1:46 pm

LOL

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:38 pm

spaces for killing other people.

Like St Louis?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 2:18 pm

If you want to stop persecuting victimless crimes and making people criminals make most drugs legal to consume and put the wasted money resources into the losing war on drugs into actual things to enforce things in the community like making the light rail areas safer. Also Conservatives are just as dumb about things as well.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:36 pm

Quit making/enforcing victimless crimes. I haven’t checked this in a while but at one point the largest money making industry in SD was the prison system… that is fucking fucked. Wonder why weed has such big opposition to legalization in SD?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:51 pm

Yeah, that’s the San Francisco model… turn a blind eye and all will be fine. Now you have people shooting up in the streets, leaving used needles and other paraphernalia people are having to try and avoid littering the parks and everywhere else, drug crime is rampant, etc. It’s not a victimless crime. Society is the victim.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2023 3:18 pm

What? I am saying quit bothering people doing it in their homes, quit this stupid war on drugs and put the money and resources into things like policing people causing problems like people shooting up in the streets.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 3:22 pm

But you see, if you have a questionable cop out of 1,000 then eliminate police.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:14 pm

Like I said, unchecked drug use is a crime against society. WE pay the price for this “victimless crime”. It’s BS there are no victims.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2023 3:20 pm

Just like alcohol, until they cross a line on drugs, leave them alone. You run into someone high, you pay. Drunk in public can be a crime so should overly intoxicated on other drugs. Those should be crimes. At home ingesting or relaxing having a good time responsibly out to eat while high who gives a shit?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:25 pm

The only drug ingesting people I have been in contact with are pot smokers…

Frankly, high or not they generally seem to lack enough ambition to do anyone any harm (Sorry to you high functioning Pot smokers)….

So yea, for the most part I agree, leave them alone.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 5:37 pm

The difference is there are easy ways to prove is somebody is under the influence of alcohol (PBT) but that does not exist for marijuana or other drugs. Other than SFSTs you a blood test will only tell you if somebody has consumed drugs in the last few days-weeks, depending on the drug. While well trained Drug Recognition Experts can usually tell you if and what drug somebody is under the influence of, people that well trained and experienced are few and far between, even in law enforcement.

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:33 pm

Edge im starting to believe you are contrarian just to be contrarian. If you think that Tweet is a good idea, there’s something wrong in your stream of logic.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 2:40 pm

No I don’t agree with the tweet at all (though I can be a contrarian at times, that is true. Love playing devil’s advocate as well). I don’t think we should make safe spaces for things that are illegal. I think we waste an insane amount of money on a failing war on drugs. We could use that money and resources to actually police the railways and other areas where there are real and actual victims.

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:43 pm

There we go, now thats a comment I can get behind. Agreed.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 2:46 pm

I say send ’em all to Minnesota. Set ’em up in public housing.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 2:48 pm

17.5 billion surplus and Walzy wants to raise taxes. Come one, come all!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:50 pm

It’s all they know how to do.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 2:56 pm

The hand outs in this state blow the mind. Bust your nuts for years and now people get for free.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 2:46 pm

If someone wants to sit in their house and get high as fuck on highly taxed legal drugs… who gives a shit? Leave them alone! Go bother the burn outs and drunks actually committing crimes and affecting other people.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:22 pm

Exactly, the worst part is it causes more issues because for example. I was jamming with some guys in college. One guy was a waiter and he broke his foot so he sold some of his stash of weed to make rent that month. Some other guys thought he was a dealer. Broke in and help him at gunpoint thinking he had a lot of weed or a lot of money… he had neither. He couldn’t call the cops on the guys with guns. Because he had a small amount of weed that he got rid of to help pay rent.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:33 pm

MPLS people are now complaining about lack of security, can’t make the shit up.

MT Viking
23 March 2023 1:16 pm

Ugh…post prandial somnolence…gotta spice things up.

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benjammin
Admin
23 March 2023 1:14 pm

I predict the Vikings will draft one player from the U of Minnesota this year. It will not be Schmitz, it’ll be Ibrahim (depending on what they end up doing with Cook) or Smith later in the draft.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:26 pm

50 bucks they don’t draft Ibrahim?

Bet void if they decide to keep Cook

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:27 pm

Think he has some miles on him for a college guy.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 1:33 pm

That and Vikings are really high on Ty Chandler.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:37 pm

Like Chandler, great vision and quick moves. IMO

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 1:38 pm

Yeah him and Mattison should be good RBBC. Maybe Kene here and there but heard he’s struggled catching the ball as well as pass blocking.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:46 pm

Kene sucks at RB, zero factor, he’s purely a ST player but very good at that

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 2:55 pm

Vikings are really high

Shouldn’t this comment be on the drug discussion thread up stream a bit?



skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 2:59 pm

As long as they stay off the light rail, they’re fine.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 1:47 pm

Pretty average for a two year starting RB.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:47 pm

Maybe

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 2:44 pm

@you’re too scared. Pansy, welcher… Big Skol ownsssss@

-RIP 5

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 3:07 pm

Busy right now, have to get back to you.

norseman1
norseman1
23 March 2023 1:09 pm

Flores needs to create pressure some how. Guessing our secondary will suck again.

norseman1
norseman1
23 March 2023 1:04 pm

Summary.
Ben stabbed in college holding up a 7-11.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:55 pm

Vikings twitter going insane on not resigning Shelly. This cracked me up though

https://twitter.com/bheintzskol/status/1638962437155110914?s=20

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:57 pm

Vikings twitter going insane on not resigning Shelly.

We’ve got our angriest fan reputation to uphold.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:04 pm

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:55 pm

I loved what Duke did at the end of last year, but it was most likely a flash in the pan and perhaps because of Donatell’s system.

Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:36 pm

Hi ho, hi ho, off to the ER I go.

Youngest slipped on the playground, slashed open his chin. 2 for 2 on kids with facial stitches now. Yay.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:37 pm

Yeeek have fun

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:41 pm

They gonna be tough!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:47 pm

Welp, I they gotta learn the hard way I guess.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:52 pm

Wasn’t until college I got stitches from a stabbing.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:53 pm

Huh? Explain.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 1:04 pm

I worked in a group home for youth with behavioral issues, kid got hold of a butter knife and threw it at me from a couple feet away, put a hole in my arm that needed like 5 stitches.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:05 pm

Yikes! Could have lost a eye!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 1:10 pm

yeah, it was right on the bicep, I’d put my arm/shoulder up in front of my head. He just a skinny punk 15 y/o at that time, like 110 lbs, but by the age of 22 he was 6’6 and 270, finally got kicked out of that home when he partially blinded someone by punching them and breaking their orbital socket. I of course was long gone by then.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:14 pm

Yeah, I’ve been stabbed, punched, kicked, spit on, you name it. But I loved it the other 99% of the time

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:10 pm

butter knife…put a hole in my arm

I always knew under that brusque exterior you were soft like butter.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 1:13 pm

LOL, so true

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:55 pm

Wasn’t until college I got stitches from a stabbing.

Rookie, serial killer mistake but I’m guessing your technique has improved with experience.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 1:02 pm

Yeah, I’m much better now

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:03 pm

Practice makes perfect.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:51 pm

@Sounds fun@

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 12:53 pm

That reminds me, I need to practice my one handed and two handed ties. I’ve lost the muscle memory but I’m putting in more drains lately, need to secure them to the skin.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 1:35 pm

And make sure you file a lawsuit against the school for not providing a safe playground.

Lawyers have to eat too you know….

Hope the kiddo is O.K.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:43 pm

A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from North Dakota are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says “I’m first!” and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the North Dakota cowboy, and says “You’re next”.

The North Dakota cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:54 pm

To every part of that story I say, “Ewww!”

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 12:54 pm

Don’t knock it until you try it.

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 12:58 pm

Oh I get it eww. I’m late to the party.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 1:10 pm

I think its spelled ewe

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:51 pm

Sheep is a good book I read in my SD History class in college

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:56 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:57 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:02 pm

This site needs a resize image option lol

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 2:58 pm

a bit more advanced.

How about an abacus?

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:04 pm

Your starting corners are:

slot- Murphy
outside- evans and booth will likely be given every opportunity to start this off-season

if booth fails then they’ll move Murphy over to outside with Evans. Then they’ll need to sign a slot corner

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:07 pm

Booth?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:09 pm

I mean that’s if both him and evans stay healthy.

CB depth a massive problem. I think they’ll draft a CB high though again. Wouldn’t be shocked if it was at 23

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:13 pm

Mick seems to think we don’t need to draft a corner or two. Likes 7-11 guys in the middle of the season.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 12:18 pm

I wouldn’t be shocked if they went CB at 23 mistake. I heard it’s a deep CB draft so might be able to get some quality later in draft

They need to go QB since Kirk is done

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:36 pm

I think it’s fine if they wait on QB until next offseason. We have such limited picks unless they move Hunter or Z’Darius or both for picks I’d rather take a corner or DL/DE at 23 and just BPA the rest of the way. No need to panic on this rebuild just get good guys and next year we can see what the QB market looks like. We’ll have the cap.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:30 pm

They will for depth but 100% Murphy and Wvans are starting.

Then I think they’ll give every opportunity for Booth to get the spot. KAM second round pick not sitting on bench unless he’s hurt or sucks badly

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:38 pm

Nobody good left. Unless they draft CB at 23

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:40 pm

What we have? #1,3,4,5 and two 6’s. Right?

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:47 pm

Should get six starters out of the draft, easy.

This is why talk of drafting a QB this year does not excite me.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:52 pm

Me either given we likely have to move up or draft hooker at 23.

But the Vikes are moving on so if that’s what they want to do they better get a QB this year.

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:10 pm

Nah we’ll have more picks and likely higher picks next year. Kwesi metrics say pick up so and so QB2 on the Raiders or such and have him start while the rook learns the ropes. Midseason QB1 dies on the field and the rookie takes over. Recipe for success.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:49 pm

Why not just have Murphy play outside in base and kick into the slot in nickel?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:52 pm

Could

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:53 pm

That would make the most sense to me, have him on the field more that Booth.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:55 pm

Yeah. Booth is going to get alot of chances this offseason to start. You don’t draft a 2nd rounder and may him be a backup. He will likely fail or get injured but he’ll get shots.

They’re really high on Evans too and he showed competnecy when he didn’t have concussions.

Plus Murphy paid to be starter not a backup.

Overall, that’s why I think Vikes aren’t going to be bringing anybody else unless it’s depth pieces at CB or draft one

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 1:01 pm

I think they’ll draft someone later.

norseman1
norseman1
23 March 2023 12:01 pm

Mornin’ Skolholes.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:10 pm

Morning chief

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:11 pm

Hi brother, how’s the youngin’?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:12 pm

He’s good. Logged over a 7 hour stretch last night which was pretty beast.

2 month old already on Sat

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:14 pm

Raised 3, get thru the pants shitting stage and it’s much easier.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:16 pm

The problem is just about the time you raise 3 kids through pants shitting, you’re at the age where you worry about your own pants shitting.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 12:17 pm

LOL

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 1:19 pm

My 3 y/o shit on the floor a few days ago, when I found out I told her, “if you shit on the floor you’ll never get invited to parties”, she could not have cared less.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:24 pm

If i could change one of lifes nuisances it would be the shitting process. What a pain in the ass.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:25 pm

Glad to see I’ve helped with your parenting.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:31 pm

Getting to walking/not shitting pants days are huge.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:12 pm

Hi Hun.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:13 pm

Are you two an item?

MT Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:13 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:16 pm

Calm down MT. Don’t you have patients to see?

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:36 pm

Just jealous cuz you said Hi Hon to skolly.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:19 pm

Sup MT? Gouging not going well today?

MT Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:37 pm

Gouging always goes well…very very well. I love my job.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 12:40 pm

Good to read, always nice when one finds satisfaction (and $$$) at the job.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:11 pm

Morning Chief

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:29 pm

Not bad brad. Life ain’t a bowl of cherries but i can’t bitch.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:43 pm

I have dupytrens in right hand pretty bad from slamming gears and over use. Not painful however.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:57 pm

Life ain’t a bowl of cherries 

I take that as a good thing, because cherries suck.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 1:01 pm

Popcorn?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 2:59 pm

Popcorn is good.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 3:01 pm

How things in Ioway? Where you live, right?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 4:59 pm

No, I live in Western Wisconsin. I wish the snow would go away, otherwise good.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 5:20 pm

Oh yeah, V22 was Iowa. Wonder what happened to him?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:27 pm

lol

skolifer
skolifer
23 March 2023 11:30 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:31 am

Crap…we lost a good one.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:48 am

Did we tho? He was okay to good on the perimeter but couldn’t cover for shit over the middle. He was fine as a back up but is not a full time starter. I have a feeling we will be seeing him get burned in Vegas next season. Thats just me tho!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 12:00 pm

Lightning in a bottle but people thing he was all-pro

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:02 pm

His image is coated purple because he was a good corner in a garbage backfield/defense. Cant let good be the enemy of great.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 12:03 pm

31st rank defense. Nobody is safe. He was never gonna start anyways and likely to expensive for a backup

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:14 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:36 pm

He played well down the stretch but you have to take his entire career into perspective. He’s a very undersized CB who apparently isn’t great in the slot and had one good stretch of games over 4 seasons in the league but was otherwise bad. Could have been a useful depth player but not a high end starter

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:39 am

I has a Sad.
I assume Flores/Vikings didn’t value his skill set enough to pay him what he felt he was worth.

Hope he does well, except when playing us of course.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:44 am

Thank God this topic can end. He’s lightening in a bottle

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 11:49 am

Could not agree more.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 11:50 am

Now to move on from Kirk so we don’t have to talk about him ever again.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 11:59 am

Seriously looking forward to that as well. Still planning my going away party.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 12:02 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:17 pm

Its okay Kirky, you can have a few apps for the road.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 11:53 am

Lightning in a bottle would be pretty rare and damn valuable…

Wrenage
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:52 am

I seem to recall Shelly making a couple big plays toward the end of games, knocking away balls in the endzone. Maybe a flash-in-the-pan, but those plays might have given us two wins.

He was also about the only defender who didn’t roll over against the Packers.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:33 am

Oh man that just ruined my whole day.

bowbunch
bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:46 am

SCSU victory today on their way to upsetting and ruining the season for U of M.

MT Viking
23 March 2023 10:38 am

2 degrees when I walked the dogs this morning. WTF?

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 10:40 am

Its been abnormally cold for March, even by ND standards. NOAA says its still only like the 17th coldest March on record, I refuse to believe that, feels like the coldest in my life time. We’ve usually had at least one 60-70 degree day in at least once at this point. Gonna have snow on the ground going into mid may. And flooding.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:57 am

Yup, and it doesnt look like we will. Im seeing High 20s and maybe a low 30 all the way into April. Yuck

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 11:19 am

Golf courses should be giving season discounts this year….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:20 am

Probably increase the price to offset the lost revenues.

Northwoods
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 10:54 am

“Knee high by 4th of July” will be talking about snow this year?

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 10:57 am

Probably 😀

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 10:40 am

Its global warming, remember we had this discussion the other day….

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 10:44 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 10:56 am

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 10:58 am

😀 at least you’re leaning into it Lifer…that made me laugh

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 11:13 am

Why does the fact that lifer has dry hands make you laugh? Seems insensitive..

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:21 am

Sigh ..*unzips*

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:28 am

I’m more concerned about the fact Lifer hasn’t commented since posting the lotion gif.

KFEY93
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:49 am

He’s got more stamina than me. Or he lost blood pressure and passed out. Both?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 10:59 am

You’re welcome

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
23 March 2023 12:18 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:39 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 10:58 am

Im more worried about global cooling and the next ice age more than global warming. That would kill more people…possibly all the people.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 11:06 am

LOL, all the people won’t die, gonna have to move to Africa, Asia, Central/South America though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:09 am

You can get them anywhere in centra/south america though

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 11:27 am

From my understanding of the past ice ages with human beings on the planet, unless you were on specific locations around the equator that didnt completely flood…you were dead.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:51 am

First movie was great, 2nd was good. Trash after. Also, did you hear about that guy in Alaska pulling out thousands and thousands of well preserved ice age animals from the permafrost on his property? Its wild.

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 12:09 pm

Permafrost? Reminds me of good ol´ Skeletonwitch!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:12 pm

What kind of weather you got Hun? Similar to upper midwest here?

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:15 pm

Actually pretty OK right now around here, sunny and temps in the 60ies today, very warm for March. How´s the weather in your neck of the woods Chief?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:19 pm

Sucks, doubt we see a 50 this March.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2023 12:21 pm

That´s not ideal, totally ready for spring, myself.

MT Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:51 pm

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:18 pm

Love me some Skelotonwitch! Saw em live many years ago. ruled.

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 12:23 pm

Indeed, they are even better live, amazing band! Had the good fortune to see them perform in Vienna many moons ago, energy at that concert was unbelievable.

DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:06 am

If you have low testosterone levels, you dudes can compete in a Women’s cycling event.
Good Luck !!

“The athlete must demonstrate that their total testosterone level in serum has been below 2.5 nmol/L for a period of at least 24 months,” the rules state.

https://www.outkick.com/transgender-woman-tiffany-thomas-wins-nyc-cycling-event/

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:08 am

Of course they’re named Tiffany lmao….🤡🤡🤡🤡

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:19 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:35 am

What the leftist anti-science idiots don’t realize is that after males get through puberty they will have bigger muscles and more importantly larger lung capacity than females. Testosterone levels are not the only thing affecting athletic performance…MORONS!!!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 10:58 am

But their brains shrink apparently

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:04 am

Among other things. This is so dumb. I keep saying it. Let girls compete in men’s sports, who cares? Tiffany wants to be Tim and go get smashed in boys basketball or football or wrestling, go for it. No competitive advantage there lol. Wonder why we don’t see that as much… hmmmm????

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 11:15 am

Yes, I agree, let the gals born gals play in guy sports if they want too, no competitive advantage.

And they might be, but they aren’t winning anything so we don’t hear about it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:18 am

If they dress in a certain way they may be able to gain an advantage in some sports.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 11:20 am

Good point.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 12:08 pm

I was saying you don’t hear about it as much because if you were a girl and wanted to play and be successful in sports but identified as a boy… you’d just stay a girl until out of high school/college.

MT Viking
23 March 2023 9:53 am

https://www.nhl.com/video/mcdavid-nets-60th-in-ot/t-336564044/c-16129030

Darn lucky he didn’t break his stick against the boards. Would have been a Leon Lett moment.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 9:56 am

I still remember watching that Leon Lett moment live. It was glorious to see the Cowboys lose. The owned the world back then.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:26 am

I was trying to think of great sporting events I saw live the other day…

Another one I saw was when Reggie Miller scored 8 points in like 10 seconds.

I also saw Van De Welde meltdown in the 1999 British Open.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 10:28 am

LOL.
We have dozen’s of Vikings events to chat about.
If you want to.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:30 am

Sure do.
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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:30 am

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:32 am

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:33 am

I think the next time the Vikings are kicking the game winning FG at home in the playoffs the fans in attendance need to sit in utter silence. Like a funeral.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:35 am

Just to offset it a little
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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 10:35 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:44 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 10:51 am

I was trying to think of great sporting events I saw live the other day…

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:03 am

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:10 am

I’m sure the fans that were there won’t forget it either. I’ve never seen anyone touch his wiener and take a leak while pitching.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 11:13 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:11 am

So I shouldn’t use icy hot for a personal lubricant?

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:11 am

I once had Ben Gay put in my underwear after gym class in junior high. I pulled on my tighty-whities and a few seconds later…something felt weird. A minute after that I was in the bathroom splashing water into my groin and panicking because I didn’t know what was happening.

Meanwhile, everyone is laughing heartily…

I remember sitting in class afterward in absolute agony while everyone, including the girls, giggled at me and sitting there stoically, refusing to give anyone the satisfaction of showing even a hint of discomfort.

Eventually, the pain went away…or did it? 🙂

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 11:16 am

Kill them, kill them all.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 11:26 am

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 11:31 am

Haha that story resonates with me, although in my case it was eating Ex-Lax thinking it was candy.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 11:38 am

Yikes! How much did you eat and how long did it take to hit you?

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 11:43 am

IIRC…it was three orange pills (this was in 8th grade all of two days after I moved to Wainwright in the middle of the school year). Guy sitting in front of me was blowing bubbles of some fruity smelling orange gum and asked if I wanted some. I chewed on them tasted terrible not wanting to look like a total dork swallowed rather than spitting them out. He starts crying he’s laughing so hard whole class eventually figures it out and starts laughing. Psychologically I felt like it was taking effect two periods later (gym class) but I was damned if I was going to run to the shitter, just clamped my sphincter until I got home.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 11:54 am

That’s how you do it! Discipline!

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 11:45 am

I also had that classic pencil lines drawn on your head by a quarter prank played on me in ninth grade but to be honest it was one of the prettiest girls in school and I was just pleased that she selected me to be the dumbass. Besides it washed right off.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
23 March 2023 11:59 am

I think the worst one was when a guy pulled my shorts down in gym class in front of everybody. I still had my jock strap on, but that didn’t leave much to the imagination, and some of the comments from the ladies were not flattering.

I appreciate a good prank, even when it happens to me, but that one was over the line, I thought. I might track that guy down and punch him in the nose!

Oh well, when I go to class reunions now, I can proudly declare that almost all of the girls saw me half-naked. You got to admit, that’s a pretty good score!

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 12:11 pm

Amen!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 12:30 pm

I got called Ben Gay a lot growing up, I just embraced it though

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:41 pm

The most creative nick-name I saw used in school was a play on “Thar she blows,” from Moby Dick. Her name was Darci, so one guy would yell, “Dar-ci blows!” at her.

Very clever, I have to admit, but it was no fun watching the girl cry…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 1:21 pm

But did she blow?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:04 pm

That’s gay.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:37 am

I’ve heard of juicing the ball with some vaseline, but Icy Hot?

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:36 am

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:41 am

None of this goes down until during or after the draft. Same with any big moves the Vikings potentially make. Teams want to use this years picks how they seem fit and use futures instead for big moves. Bet Rodgers isn’t officially a jet until post draft?

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 9:48 am

Pukers supposedly save more cap space with a post June 1 trade.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:02 am

Also another reason to wait until post draft. I think things cool off league wide from now until May 1st. May 1st to post June 1st are gonna be wild

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:59 am

NoDakRube
23 March 2023 9:27 am

Sad but true

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MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 9:50 am

Ahh but parting is such sweet sorrow…

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Mick
Mick
23 March 2023 9:08 am

Football outsiders hates the Vikings..

Minnesota Vikings

Improved Roster: C-

Used Resources Well: C-

Coherent Plan: C

Overall Grade: C-

The Vikings are near the bottom of the league in cap space so they couldn’t do much. They even had to shed veteran salary. Eric Kendricks, Adam Thielen, and Cameron Dantzler were cut. Dalvin Tomlinson and Patrick Peterson were allowed to leave.

Minnesota did bring in some new players, however. There are some surprises. They were the team to take the shot at Marcus Davenport, the most talented edge rusher in this year’s free-agent class. He’s coming off a big down year, so it’s interesting to see the Vikings sign him to a one-year, $13-million prove-it deal going into what looks like a rebuilding year for the team. Byron Murphy is a fairly average starting cornerback but should be an upgrade over the aging Peterson. Dean Lowry from the Packers was a good value at $4.3 million. The weird signing was tight end Josh Oliver. The Vikings are giving $7 million per year to a No. 2 tight end who has never had a receiving season with positive DYAR. And it’s peanuts, but another weird spend: the Vikings made Andrew DePaola the highest-paid long-snapper of all-time at $1.3 million per year (since surpassed by New England’s Joe Cardona).

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:13 am

Football outsiders hates the Vikings..

Yup. Always have, always will.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:15 am

Well, what have they done lately besides same old same old. And what has that some old produced. Show us, do something of note, thats how you get respect.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 9:17 am

Well…

I don’t recall this offseason resembling any others.

They cut, not extend aging vets.

They added some young talent on cheap prove it deals with a shitload of void years.

None of the same old same old.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:28 am

Kirks still here. Thats same old for me

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 9:31 am

Well…

sucks to be you I guess.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:37 am

I guess

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:43 am

They didn’t cut much.
Kendricks and Tomlinson were expected.
Thielen was a shocker for me.
Didn’t resign PP or Danztler

These still remain….
Smith, Smith, Cook, Mattison, Ham, Bradbury. Resigned Udoh.

Not really any substantial groundbreaking moves IMO.
“competitive rebuild 2.0”

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 9:55 am

Yeah, that is kind of how things look at this stage. Hopefully, more develops as time goes on. It’s always kind of fascinating to watch and see where it ends up. I hope it is not this…

“Look, Captain! I shuffled the heck out of these chairs!”

“Good job, ensign. Now get back to your regular duties…on the Titanic!”

Dun-dun-duuuuuun!

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 10:11 am

LOL.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:42 am

Meh, im already counting 2023 as a moot point as far as actual success. Im looking for the moves that would impact the team in 2024 and beyond. I realize there’s lots of time for those to happen so im in no hurry.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:07 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:17 am

I still think they extend Kirk at some point.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 11:29 am

If they do at least it wont be another 3 year, fully guarantee no trade clause yadda yadda. Thats the rumor is Kirks camp pushed that and the Vikings told him to shove it. So, worst case it will short term and team friendly as far as getting out when they want. I still wont like it if it happens, but at least its not fucking the team like the last two deals.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:42 am

Correct. I thought it was 2022 still for some reason. So yeah that would be 2 years guaranteed at least. So no to that as well.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 11:43 am

No way. I’m sure Kirk is being totally reasonable.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:21 am

Pretty accruate IMO. Nothing splashy but the C could turn into an A or an F. A lot of high upside signings for cheap. Whether that comes to fruition or not who knows.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:23 am

I think the roster improved by subtraction.

Resources is probably close… but they somehow got Murphy and Davenport.

And I don’t know the plan. I’m confused. But they obviously do.

it wasn’t supposed to be a straight A grade but… I’m not feeling Cs today either.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:38 am

Plan isn’t confusing at all.

  1. KAM wants to purge aging vets
  2. Fix the running game
  3. KAM likes cheaper, injury prone players with potentially massive upside
  4. Let Flores pick his players for defense. Flores doesn’t like splashy name brand players. Think Pats and Miami.
KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:49 am

Did Flores come from the Pats? I did like how they seemingly always had a good to great D made from no name players.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 9:53 am

2008 to 2018 he was. 4x SB

ST coach, Def asst, safeties, LB coach

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 10:03 am

Good resume. Im happy with the hire, curious how long it takes to whip the D into shape. I would say next season we see BIG changes, small changes this season. Like Zims first year. 2014 was okay, 2015 was good, 2016 was better, 2017 was fire.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 4:23 pm

We need some part of our team to be elite. Top 3-5 range. And right now neither is that. Including the offense. There’s major room for improvement there too. Run game was ass and we disappeared for 2 quarters a game.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 5:07 pm

Our QB is top four in TD production over the last five years but that isn’t elite enough huh?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 10:08 am

LOL, coherent plan

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 10:14 am

but another weird spend: the Vikings made Andrew DePaola the highest-paid long-snapper of all-time at $1.3 million per year

This will go down in infamy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 10:16 am

I mean, he is first team all pro but still probably better ways to spend cap

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 10:20 am

For 7 mins he was the highest paid long snapper.

Thats gotta count for something.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 10:22 am

He’ll get hurt at OTA’s.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 10:26 am

Yeah, who was it the Pats that signed their guy to even more money

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 10:28 am

Yes.

and that’s ok

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:29 am

*thair

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 11:17 am

Thar

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:02 am

Jets Offense:

QB: Rodgers

RB: Breece Hall

TE: Conklin

WR:
OBJ (possible)
Garret Wilson
Lazard
Mecole Hardma
Corey Davis
Denzel Mims

Defense is loaded too

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:03 am

When does Hall come back from ACL? They still have Carter right?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:05 am

Ya. Loaded IMO. I think Rodgers gonna ball out too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:05 am

That division is gonna be a meat grinder

Bills, Jets, Miami are all legit. Pats likely finish last but not an easy out

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:06 am

nah.

hurt week 2.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:17 am

Remember last off season when I said the Jets could be damn feisty and we could easily lose to them. And you and others laughed. I remember. I also remember you saying the Boys and 49ers weren’t as good as the Vikes because schedule and Vikes record. You also cocked off in fantasy. I was right in all of those things. Maybe skolly should listen to the clown mask <3

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 9:23 am

Last I checked… Vikes beat jets and Niners/Cowpies didn’t win the Owl.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:39 am

Last I checked, Vikes should have lost to the Jets 3 different times and I count that as a horse shoe up ass game. And Cowboys shit on the Vikes at home and 49ers made it to the NFCCG. Sooo, still correct 🙂 you can move the goal posts all you want. And you glossed over fantasy. Just admit you’re wrong to me. Say it. Say Kfey I was wrong, and you were right. But you wont.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:43 am

Because they had no QB. Shit, put Mayfield on that team and their play off bound…they were like..7-3…7-4? Should have beat us. Way more competitive than anyone wanted to admit.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:50 am

Brad, I never said the Jets would go to the bowl. I said they will be better than people (such as yourself) were thinking at this point last season. Did you see them fighting for a WC spot? If you didnt, you never said so. I did. You know what, whatever, keep thinking last season wasnt a fluke. Im done trying to inject reason into the board today.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:48 am

Incorrect lol. Since when is starting 7-3, beating the Fappers at home (something we failed big time at) , almost beating the Vikings and fighting for a WC spot to the end not fiesty? Whats your definition?

Mick
Mick
23 March 2023 8:59 am

Who wants to guess how many eggs I’ve had today?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:59 am

10

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:00 am

less

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:02 am

7

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:03 am

more

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:23 am

8

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:24 am

It’s not 8.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:03 am

So, the answer to your question is Skoldiers wants to guess.

Who wants to guess…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  skolifer
23 March 2023 9:05 am

correct.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:07 am

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 9:08 am

not that many

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 10:13 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 10:54 am

No man can eat 50 eggs

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:59 am

I had a chance to get Jets at +350 to win division when the steam for rodgers started to perculate. Nearly the same odds as buffalo now. Screw that team

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:58 am

The Jets are gonna be fun. They’re loaded once Rodgers goes. Looks like OBJ heading there.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:59 am

And then….Kirk

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:18 am

Yes plz. Kirk, 23rd for their first. Big pp plays

Northwoods
23 March 2023 8:56 am

Anyone listen to KFAN yesterday morning when they did battle of the decades? Creed vs. Nickelback.

I never knew Creed had so many songs I actually recognize.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
23 March 2023 8:59 am

They both suck tho

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 9:02 am

I would say he never said they didn’t….

he just recognized the songs.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 9:08 am

Very true. My rock days are long behind me.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 9:08 am

Creed sucks but their guitarist Mark Tremonti is a damn good guitarist and his solo stuff isn’t bad. Nickleback is the more cookie cutter garbage to happen to rock music possibly ever BUT their frontman Kroeger is a certified musical genius and that comes from someone I consider a musical genius in Devin Townsend.

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 9:13 am

I really like one Nickelback song: Leader of Men.

What do you think of that one? It was one of their early songs before they blew up. No need to spare my feelings in your review! I can take it! 🙂

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 10:05 am

No that’s a good tune. I remember liking it when it came out. I think that early stuff is a better look at who they really wanted to be and they went from a catchy rock band with good song writing with some pop tendencies to a pop band with some rock tendencies. It’s so tricky, people can like what they like I don’t care. But don’t fucking make me call Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson Outlaw Country or Western Country because people want to call Keith Urban and Toby Keith country and they sound nothing alike. That’s where my issue comes from. I think Leader of Men is honest. That’s all that matters. I think a record label writing everything for you while calling you the artist is completely dishonest.

Wrenage
23 March 2023 8:55 am

I almost just died at work. I took a wild ride down an icy slope, but I came up standing at the end of it. No workers-comp paradise for me…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 9:09 am

You couldn’t have flopped and faked it?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2023 9:24 am

Its the American way.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:55 am

If we need more money

NoDakRube
23 March 2023 8:49 am

Because you all care….

Here is your cheering guide for the NCAA’s tonight. Cheer loudly and send positive vibes to assist me in winning my $3,000 eliminator pool.

I need Michigan State to win tonight AND EITHER Tennessee or Arkansas.
So Mich State and the HIllbilly teams, its easy to remember.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 8:51 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 8:53 am

Go Wild. I have big money on the game tonight. A whopping 5 bucks. At least we got our cost of living raises this week so I can scrape by if they lose.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 8:56 am

Shit…you got a 10 percent raise???

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 10:22 am

Only 3%. Company needs to fight inflation themselves I guess.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 9:46 am

You see that McDavid got his 60th on a nice roofer in OT last night. Herr Drai picked up 4 assists.

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2023 9:52 am

Wild will be on top of the Central with a win and Stars loss tonight. Crazy how quickly they’ve moved up the standings over the past month.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:36 am

Remember GF, MIch State and the HIllbilly schools, turn it on.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 10:39 am

Have fun man, thats the good stuff.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 1:07 pm

I have a different opinion. I went to all of my kids school programs, but to me it was very agonizing until they got into high school and could actually make some decent music.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 3:01 pm

What was really bad was middle school band concerts. It was like fingernails on a chalkboard.

KFEY93
23 March 2023 8:48 am

Bad Seamstress Blues – Cinderella’s best Song imo. At least has the best intro. Slaps hard.

Wrenage
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 8:53 am

Sounds very Kenny Wayne Shepherd now that I listen to it again.

I always liked Nobody’s Fool and Night Songs from Cinderella. I get them confused in my head with Dokken sometimes.

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 9:19 am

I can understand the confusion there. Night Songs is a banger. I got worn out on Nobodys Fool…Gypsy Road is obviously still great. Their guitar player passed away last year didnt he?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
23 March 2023 12:27 pm

I watched Cinderella with my kid the other day, is that the song that plays while the mice are making the dress for Cinderella?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:07 pm

Depends on what version you were watching. Was in in black or white?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 2:37 pm

Color because I’m racist

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:28 am

It’s also pretty funny that like 99% called that Ham would be cut.. instead he gets a 2 year extension. LMAO.

Skolholes don’t know anything

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:30 am

LOLOLOLOL

He had 169 offensive snaps… 2nd lowest usage of his career.

His extension? Did he get any money added or was it just spreading out the moeny already there and adding void years?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:35 am

Like Hey CJ here’s the deal…

we can cut you for 750k

or we can add 2 years and you make the same money.

deal?

And Ham says… I won’t make 3m working at DQ in Duluth and accepts it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:38 am

Why would he choose to work at DQ in Duluth, is that the only option?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:40 am

Its right next to Denfeld.

Where he went to school.

Cause thats what happens round these parts.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:40 am

It was kind of like a funny joke in my head that I understand.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:54 am

I enjoyed it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:43 am

I see, so he is from Duluth? I just knew he went to Augustana in Sioux Falls. Very likely he’s a stupid lib.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:45 am

Maybe.

I don’t know.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:57 am

No. There’s one in Superior as well.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:55 am

And really… the signing still doesn’t make very much sense.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:35 am

From the moves they’ve made, and not made, it would appear the Vikings are looking to make a strong commitment to Zimmerball next season.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:37 am

I sure the hell hope not.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:40 am

well…

Cut AT
Brought back C who sucks in pass pro but is good in run game
Gave 21 mil to best run blocking TE in FA
Re-signed FB when he played like 10% of snaps last year
Re-signed Mattison for 7 mil while Cook is still here with 14 mil cap hit

Just reading tea leaves it looks like they are focusing on the run game, just my opinion.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:43 am

I still think they move on from Cook post 6/1

Can only have so much dead cap in one season…he could be trying to spread it out.

FA RB market isn’t going very well though… I just dont see them keeping him at 14m.

It makes 0 sense.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:54 am

Cook can’t pass a physical so they’re likely waiting on that

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:57 am

They can release him right now and designate it post June 1, hell its possible they did and just haven’t announced it

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
23 March 2023 12:25 pm

Yeah and were explosive at times but pretty inefficient at it, perhaps this is their focus for offensive improvements. Better running game that sustains drives better helps the defense too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:38 am

Mattison, Oliver, Ham… yeah. They do need to run more but run more efficiently. Felt like when we ran it was either Cook lose for 50 or -2 yard loss.

I expect KOC saw he called too many pass plays on 3rd/4th and short.

Think I saw a stat on 3rd/4th and 3 or lower…. on pass plays we were like ~50% conversion rate, but when we ran it in those same spots it was close to 90%

Problem is it was like 25/50 compared to 9/10

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 10:18 am

They do need to run more but run more efficiently.

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 12:02 pm

Didn´t win shit of course again last season (except the North, but I have been told that that doesn´t count), but the Vikes were exciting to watch at least and won 13 games.

I´d be curious to see how more of a Zimmerball approach next season might change boy wonder´s play calling, and the results.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2023 12:26 pm

Being efficient running the ball generally helps the defense and TOP.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 1:09 pm

Would be nice if they could pick up 3rd and one.

Wrenage
23 March 2023 7:26 am

Weird day at work. As soon as I came in the door, people tried to give me tasks to perform.

What am I? A member of the greatest generation or something? This is BS…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 8:01 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
23 March 2023 8:29 am

Having to work at work sucks!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 10:37 am

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benjammin
Admin
23 March 2023 7:20 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 7:21 am

Dang.

exactly what I said lok

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 7:23 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:38 am

This is a fine mess they have gotten us into…

THANK GOD Biden signed that inflation reduction act last year….just think of where we would be.

VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 7:20 am

Only a half day at the salt mines today.

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DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2023 9:47 am

Is the CCP letting you out for good behavior?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
23 March 2023 9:51 am

Maybe. That would infer that my behavior is good. I don’t know if I can confirm that statement.

Mick
Mick
23 March 2023 7:18 am

KJ has far outpaced production for AT in their first 3 years… even into AT’s 4th year.

look for a KJ bump this year with more spotlight on him.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:27 am

Been saying it before last season but nooooooooo everyone things KJ is WR3 at best.

He’s a legit WR2 and he got like WR4 reps too behind JJ, Hock, AT. Look for him to get those targets this season and deliver.

Vikings don’t need a WR early in draft. I like Nailor a lot too

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:32 am

I was looking at stats last night…and unlike AT he’s been hiding behind JJ and AT for 2 years…and then adding in Hock last year was another guy.

And he’s still put up 12 TDs in the last two years after nearly 0 usage his rookie year.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:35 am

He’s legit more yards as a 4th option too then AT. Couple 100 yard games too

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:36 am

Been saying it before last season but nooooooooo everyone things KJ is WR3 at best.

Skoldiers, you are a liar. I never said he wasn’t a #2. Since I would be a part of the “everyone” group your statement is incorrect.

KJ was only a 5th round pick because that WR class that year was loaded. Many other years he would have gone much higher. KJ has skills, I would be fine with him as our #2 going forward.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 8:39 am

I think this year he can shine.

in 2 years he has a 110/1305/12 line.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
23 March 2023 8:41 am

90% of skoloholics did

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:44 am

I know..I was just being a dick.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:44 am

I don’t think it was that many, he’ll make a fine 3rd option in this pass game.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 7:15 am
Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 7:16 am

always was.

no way the dude plays for 5m in new money.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 7:26 am

Unlimited potential always limited…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 7:42 am

He doesn’t have much choice, I mean he can choose to not play and make zero dollars, in fact I think its something like 50k per day in fines if he doesn’t show up to training camp and the fines can’t be waived. I don’t think there’s anyway it will come to that, he’ll get traded or extended.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 7:44 am

Yeah he can show up and suck balls.

what I’m saying is that he’s not going to “play”

kinda like lynch and I’m here so I dont get fined.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 7:48 am

Yeah, IDK, he’ll either be extended or post 6.1 trade.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 7:52 am

Yeah he may go before the draft if the price is right.

or even a sign and trade.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 7:54 am

Maybe, it will cost the Vikings -5.7 mil cap space to trade him before that, I’m not sure they have it right now, though they could easily create it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
23 March 2023 8:03 am

Yes

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 7:48 am

Hang nail? IR me, can’t play through this much pain.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 12:05 pm

Screw him, sit and rot, will get same amount of play time.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 7:14 am

With then extending Ham and other additions this off-season, KOC definitely wants to improve the running game.

Expect the 62% throwing last season to drop into high 50s and those shot 3rd and 1s 4th and inches will be running plays this season finally.

KOC seems to want to shift to more of a Niners type offense rather than Rams

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 7:15 am

That… or have more competent pass blocking… while needing the defense to account for competent TEs.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
23 March 2023 8:30 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 8:32 am

mickdumdum

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:14 am

Exactly and I don’t know why they don’t do the same kind of idea with Hock too. Teams did it to the Vikings all year. Defense was bailing on the flats… throw the damn flats. Hard concept I know lol.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
23 March 2023 9:12 am

Well… with Turdberry back at center we have to do something to generate reasons to not rush the passer. So have to have the threat of the run and screens etc… We need to make teams pay for pressure up the middle, for DL getting too far up field creating creases.

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