Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 12 Jun 2023

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What a terrrific weekend! I took Friday off, so it was a 3-day weekend for me. The temps were a bit cool, in the mid 70s, but it was sunny and there was little to no wind. Kiddo and I ran around a bit on Friday and had some fun, then we were mostly lazy on Saturday and we stayed out at the lake. Sunday was all yard work, but it was fun. The yard is looking better, the flower garden is amazing, and we got all of the veggies planted in our gardens. All in all, it was a great weekend. We had fun AND got a lot of to-dos checked off the list.

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Minnesota Vikings News:

After a “just kidding” or two, the Vikings actually released Dalvin Cook, according to Vikings.com. No, for real this time. It’s crappy, but that’s the business side of the game. I’ve always liked Dalvin and have a ton of respect for him for overcoming some major life obstacles to reach the pinnacle of success in his profession. All the best to him wherever he goes (unless he’s playing us, of course).

ESPN looks at why the Vikings are turning toward Alexander Mattison instead of Dalvin Cook. I can give you about 14 million reasons, and it all boils down to that.

ESPN looks at whether Deandre Hopkins is a fit with the Patriots culture.

CBS Sports has Cook and Hopkins both landing in the AFC.

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KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 9:10 pm

Quite a run, grew up on the show, Grandmas on both sides watched it religiously, recall guessing puzzles with them over supper as a kid. For some reason I felt like Pat always looked / sounded like he didnt want to be there.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 9:20 pm

Grew up on the show as well. Jeopardy still my fave but saw many an episode of the wheel. One of the best South Park episodes ever centers around WoF.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 7:52 pm

If JJ showing up tomorrow, wouldn’t he be in Minny tonight?

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 9:10 pm

Dude, move on. Go spend time with your family. Jesus.

Lifer
Admin
12 June 2023 6:08 pm

Ben dum-dum wrong again. Like i said….Barkley did lead the team in receptions last year. Had to go get proof for his dum ass.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 6:26 pm

Tied for the lead

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 8:15 pm

Hey dum ass….that still leads the team in receptions. No one has more.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 8:41 pm

He led in targets but tied
for the lead in receptions.

theres a difference.

🙂

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
13 June 2023 4:03 am

No there’s not…the context of the conversations was assessing his value to the offense and that he is the primary weapon with 1300 rushing yards AND leading the team in receptions. Just because James has the same amount does not discount Barkley had the most receptions, no one had more, he had the most he is the most valuable player on their offense. Shut up you got dunked on now with Ben dum dum.

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 3:34 pm

ok ben, wanna share some of your hard earned money for that “bump”?
dummy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 4:10 pm

No I don’t

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 4:12 pm

ya baby

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 3:35 pm

Thats a pretty big rube post from Leber. How would a one year salary bump look?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 3:37 pm

Hunter doesn’t want a 1 year deal would be my guess.

same reason Kirk wants a longer guaranteed deal.

They are on the wrong side of their careers and want the guarantees.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 3:44 pm

My thoughts exactly. Leber is looking at this from a player perspective, not a team and current state of the league.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 3:50 pm

If he was looking at it from a players perspective, specifically Hunters, he would understand the reason Hunter likely isn’t reporting to mini camp is because of exactly what he suggested would be a possible solution. Hunter doesn’t want yet another one year bump he wants a longterm deal period so he doesn’t have to think about proving himself any longer and can just play and get paid.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 3:54 pm

Think the problem is the Vikes think his time to prove himself has come to an end. You cant keep kicking this can down the road ala Kirk, shit or get off the pot. Take the deal the team thinks is fair for both parties or, you’re gone. Thats the way the team should be operating with its aging Vets right now.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 4:12 pm

yeah I agree as much as I think Hunter is the biggest difference maker on our defense its just where the team and roster is at as you described with the new management. I don’t think Hunters expectations and team managements plans are aligned thus he likely gets moved.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 7:38 pm

Exactly. And it sucks, I love hunter, and moving on from him kinda blows, he was my favorite on the defense for many years, watching im single handedly destroy Detroit’s offense every game was a highlight. But, this too shall pass, the team needs youth. If he’s will to be fair, lets keep him

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 9:23 pm

Was fun watching him come off the edge like lightning and just wreck an offense. In particular Matt Stafford.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 3:55 pm

I would think a long term deal for a 29 year old defensive end is 2-3 max.

KFEY93
Reply to  JacksonVike
12 June 2023 4:01 pm

Correct.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JacksonVike
12 June 2023 4:04 pm

Not the same players but Buffalo gave Von Miller a 6yr deal last year. He was 33 at the time.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 4:05 pm

Not the same players” you coulda just stopped there. Ones probably going to the HOF. The other is on track for the hall of very good.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 4:20 pm

And that was fuuuuuuckin dumb

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 4:21 pm

One bad cap hit next year and they can move on with 15m dead in 25

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 4:47 pm

Hunter looking to gouge with guaranteed. Sure Leber.

KFEY93
12 June 2023 2:29 pm

Should rename this site to “MT’s Personal Journal / Diary”. Or Long Paragraph Factory.

I keed. But only a little.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 2:32 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 2:53 pm

I legit didnt even read anything. Just scroll past when I see a wall of text.

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 2:12 pm
KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:28 pm

As they should. If the player and agent agree to a contract, you should be expected to play that out. If you over perform and feel you should be paid more and the team agrees, great, if not, tough titties, you signed the contract. I dont feel bad for players when it comes to this stuff You dont HAVE to play football for a career.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 2:33 pm

I agree, eff them, act like baby toddlers. You signed on, deal with it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 2:44 pm

This all goes back to his neck surgery in 2020.

he didn’t want to lose credit for a year… like Pierce, so he had surgery.

and now it’s biting him in the ass.

this is why you sign stars early… ala JJ.

a solid 2020 for Hunter wkth another 14.5+ sacks like the year prior and guess what? He’s cashing in another deal at 26 not fighting for one at 29.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:55 pm

Agreed 100%

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 3:01 pm

Got some miles on him, signed young (21?). Injuries of late. Absolute prime, perhaps past. Can’t let the dude have what he wants, IMO.

Mjolnir
Reply to  norseman1
12 June 2023 3:14 pm

Came into the league at 20 and was considered a ‘tweener. Had like 3 career sacks in college? Zimmer and Andre Patterson unlocked him so to speak. Injuries suck.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 3:15 pm

4.5 sacks in college.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 3:20 pm

Good point.
One lucky season for Hunter?

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 3:35 pm

I think he’s elite (or has that potential) with his hand in the ground. Favored well against the run iirc. But that was pre-injury and a few scheme/position coach changes. Hasn’t been the same player since the neck injury.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:30 pm

For most players yes.
Take a ride down memory lane with LaVeon Bell.
How did that turn out for him?

I think he is boxing now….🤣

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:40 pm

oh no, however will danielle be able to afford to live with his$74 million in career earnings…..

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:49 pm

These are training camp fines.
Mini camp fines are at the discretion of the team.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:51 pm

I didn’t say they were mini camp
fines.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:54 pm

You didn’t.
Im just clarifying that mini camp fines are different than training camp fines.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 2:54 pm

To be fair you are posting them like they are. Its mini camp so why are those tweets relevant at this time? In late July I would say they would be

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 3:31 pm

to be fair…. It requires reading.

🙂

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 3:39 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
12 June 2023 2:04 pm

Thanks to some good fortune I upgraded my arrow thrower over the weekend. Now to decide how much to spend on accessories. I haven’t bought much for awhile and holy cow has that stuff gotten expensive.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 2:09 pm

Reminds me of going to that place called super*** archery out by Lockwood with one of my coworkers, he was getting his 12 year olds son bow adjusted and one of the customers said something like, gee I have always aspired to have that (call it the Rolex of bows) ________ bow how do you like it and my coworker said oh this is my 12 year olds, it is kind of a starting bow, I shoot a (call it the Patek Phillipe of bows). No further words were spoken by the other customer. I’m like social skills, man, social skills.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
12 June 2023 2:12 pm

Yeah some of that stuff gets ridiculous. I will not go back to that place you are talking about. The son of the owner messed my bow up last year, I took it back in and the owner looked at it and it took him about half a second to say, well this isn’t put together right. The son is rude as hell too. I didn’t get quite the top top of bows, but it’s pretty damn nice. I remember when I thought it was crazy for a bow to cost $1000. Now they are pushing $2000.

Mjolnir
12 June 2023 1:34 pm

Just got ding-dong ditched! A bunch of kids walking by and they ran up on the porch, hit the buzzer and bolted as soon as they heard Goose loose his shit. I can still hear them laughing down the block….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 1:38 pm

LOL, as long as the kids don’t leave flaming bag of dogshit it doesn’t bother me and I laugh.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 1:58 pm

Yup. It’s not the kind of thing that would make me mad anyway – just kids goofing off. Wish they’d have stuck around. Goose loves kids and he’s real gentle with them. Old people too.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 1:48 pm

good to see kids being kids these days

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 1:50 pm

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 1:51 pm

I disconnect.

Mjolnir
Reply to  norseman1
12 June 2023 2:00 pm

Funny thing is that the buzzer only works about a 1/3 of the time. I’m sure I’ve seen them before. We load the kids up with candy on Halloween and word travels fast.

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 2:04 pm

On base we called than nicky nine door…we’d run up and push all the door bells of the PMQ’s/apartments simultaneously and then run cackling into the woods.

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
12 June 2023 2:16 pm

I love it. Good old fashioned fun. Nobody hurt.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 2:28 pm

OK during the day, but last time that happened to me it was 11:00 pm and both dogs went ape shit.
Not good….

effing kids
Fuckers

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 2:33 pm

Kids are evil.

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MT Viking
12 June 2023 1:20 pm

I set about to get the trail/pull-behind 60″ mower I bought at the auction in tip top running shape. Adjusted the blade clutch tension, put in a new spark plug, and went to start it when I noticed the oil dip tube was broken. One of those odd moments when I was like gee it didn’t look like that before, cuz I checked the oil at the auction. Not sure what happened but maybe some critter stepped on it and broke it. Oh well a new dip tube comes tomorrow courtesy of amazon.

Gonna run down to my wife’s ex tonight and ask him to weld the hitch doodad I bought to the drawbar. Makes more sense to use a hitch to pull behind my side by side or tractor than the goofy pin thing they had on there. Good time to visit about our mutual annoyance (my stepson/his son).

MT Viking
12 June 2023 1:11 pm

As part of the farewell celebration for the young lady from Italy, my stepdaughter arranged for one of the local dinosaur experts to give a hike to the young ‘uns. I accompanied my 11 year old granddaughter because she asked me to go. It was a more vigorous (read: steep) hike than I expected but holy crap I learned a lot. As I suspected, many of the “rocks” I kick over when I hike around our place are fossilized turtles and the like. Was cool to learn how to spot teeth, scales, bones, etc…

Side note I got a little right Achilles tendinitis post hike. The old man cometh…

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
12 June 2023 1:25 pm

That stuff is pretty cool.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 12:50 pm

Skolly alert…….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 1:09 pm

They should want to keep him. If they trade him just another dumb thing to add to KAMs list and expect losers that have proven to suck to jump in and do better

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 1:16 pm

I hope they trade him.
He is overrated.
Acquire picks, move up in 2024

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 1:17 pm

Package Hunter and Cousins?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 1:19 pm

Sure, but not realistic.
Cousins is playing for franchise tag money.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 1:25 pm

I’ll just laugh if they trade him and watch our defense go from 31 to 32 and officially be dead last.

Davenport is gonna suck and Woonum and Jones suck in a 4-3 and 3-4.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 1:36 pm

What happens if the defense improves to 25th?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 1:44 pm

That is unpossible.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:22 pm

It means Brian Flores worked wonders.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:33 pm

Yeah im not expecting 6 months and a coaching change to magically turn our defense relevant. That rarely happens. T

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:33 pm

Correct.
And the new doomer skolly will say, woulda, shoulda, coulda…..

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:32 pm

THATS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO HELP KIRK! HES AMAZING BUT NEEDS ALL THIS HELP AT THE SAME TIME! RA RA RA

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 2:40 pm

Coorrrct.

I’ve always hoped that the Vikings would have a top 5 OL and defense, only to watch Kirk flameout again in round 1.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:31 pm

This is the way. 2023 is a moot point as iv always said. 2024 and Post Kirk are the future and its where we should be setting our sights.

VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:21 pm

Since no one appreciated my first gif, I will just have to pile on.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:27 pm

I appreciated.

Oklahoma.

good stuff.

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 1:25 pm

yeah yeah we get it, oooooooklahomaaa where the winds go sweeping across the plainsss………………………………………….boringgggggggggggggggg

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 1:30 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 1:52 pm

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VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:19 pm

The results are in: Basal cell carcinoma.
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Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:27 pm

What is this?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 1:54 pm

See my response to DE.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:52 pm

No worries VP.
Ive had maybe a dozen of these removed.

Melanoma is the one to be concerned about.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 1:54 pm

I’m not worried. Just trying to stir up the locals. It’s just a small spot (7 millimeters) on my nose. The doc took most of it for the biopsy.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 2:44 pm

I go every six months. Every time, they take another spot off.
My next appt is August.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:23 pm

So is that a form of cancer? A precancerous growth? Perhaps asswipe B could comment with a bunch of medical jargon I then have to look up on google.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:29 pm

Yes it is a cancer. The doc said it is slow growing.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 2:39 pm

Ok, hopefully everything turns out ok for you.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 12:55 pm

What does that mean?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 1:55 pm

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See my response to DE.

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 11:57 am

Just like I said before.. Hunter is done in MN. He doesn’t want to be here.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 12:36 pm

Wrong. He just wants a LT deal that is appropriate for a top 10 pass rusher. He may want to stay in MN as long as they give him what he deserves.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 2:14 pm

“Deserves” is a funny word.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 3:53 pm

you deserved that dunk I did on you above.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 12:58 pm

He has one year with 5 mil non guaranteed contract, there’s no way he’s going to risk injury for that. I don’t think he doesn’t want to be a Viking but he certainly doesn’t want to be one on that contract.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 12:59 pm

Given his injury history, I don’t blame him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:14 pm

i just think he’s sick of calling Brez daddy on these contracts.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:53 am

A big reason why we sucked last season on defense was our pass rush. I’d argue Hunter was the only one later in season actually getting pressure.

No pass rush… QBs even like Daniel Jones can shred a secondary regardless of how good or bad your DBs are. Plus are DBs aren’t even that good so wooof

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:55 am

Did you know..

in 2021 without Hunter for 11 games….

the Vikings had more sacks in that season than any other season Hunter has been on the team?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:56 am

So maybe… Just maybe.. its the shitty fucking scheme Donatell had and not Hunter.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 12:10 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 1:05 pm

Or maybe, Hunter isn’t as good as many think he is.
Dude is a head case IMO.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 1:16 pm

A defensive end a head case? Never

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 1:18 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:15 pm

Hunters mentor?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 2:24 pm

I think he’s available as an FA, on a serious note, hopefully he’s stable and in a good place.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:32 pm

Agreed, but he was right about Kirk.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:43 pm

Same. Loved Ev Griff.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 1:28 pm

Top 3 in pressures if I remember correctly last season

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 2:14 pm

2021.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:46 am

Lol if we trade Hunter… defense actually might be worse than last season with zero pass rush and our corners getting roasted by Fields, Love, Goff, and co.

Nvm… Davenport is elite and never has been injured. Dominated last season with 0.5 sacks. We also have DJ Woonum who has proven he belongs in the NFL. Patrick Jones is a beast too.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:48 am

LOL.

benjammin
Admin
12 June 2023 11:19 am

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 12:55 pm

Can Kirk jump that high?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 12:59 pm

IDK, it just prompted me to go back and watch that video of Leroy again, so funny.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 2:33 pm

Yeah, funny bit. Wow used to be fun.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 2:44 pm

I’ve never played it, know zero about it but I just laugh my ass off when I watch that video.

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 11:10 am

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:14 am

Im kinda whatever at this point with Hunter. Old regime’s guy. He still has value, lets get a trade going and rebuild the trenches. I would love a trade for another player + draft picks

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 11:18 am

I’m whatever on it too. I can make an argument for keeping and letting him go.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:25 am

One thing seems clear about KAM, he’s never in a rush, probably won’t have any clarity until close to training camp.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 11:29 am

LOL thats the best part.

The rubes get big mad they can’t predict what he’s going to do so they whine and cry about everything.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:38 am

Im just a dumb fan, I have opinions on what I think they should do, and what I WANT them to do. But I have no idea what the hell they are gonna do. And neither does me or some dip shit on Twitter who thinks he’s an insider.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 11:38 am

Correct. but that dipshit may or may not know someone.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:46 am

“My brothers fiancé’s cousin is an Uber driver and just dropped of Hunter at the air port, said he’s going to Kansas City, im telling you guys TRUST ME!”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 11:47 am

Hunter’s in Paris per his Insta

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 2:36 pm

WOOOOOOSH

JacksonVike
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 12:37 pm

The rubes Skolly gets big mad they can’t predict what he’s going to do so they whine and cry about everything.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JacksonVike
12 June 2023 12:39 pm

That’s solid Jackson County logic right there….👍

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
12 June 2023 1:00 pm

LOL, yeah, so dramatic are most Viking fans

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:06 am

LOL

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:13 am

First factual thing you’ve posted in a while. Im going to take the word of someone whose job it is to wreck QBs that Kirks not a winner. As well as the fact he’s never won anything of merit in his entire football career.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 11:39 am

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 2:37 pm

Ha yup! You sure are! How long does it take to put that paint on every morning Skolly? Where do you find the time between crying on here and being a new Dad? Its wild.

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:38 am

Sick burn!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 2:35 pm

So accurate. “Slow, right decisions” = the Vikings QB.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 2:40 pm

He’s pissed about 26-20 OT loss, he wasn’t a big man that day.

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 11:01 am

OMFGG WHO DIDN’T SEE THE COMING KWESIdumdum

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:03 am

Love it

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 11:04 am

JJ next

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:04 am

Starting not to give a shit about season.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
12 June 2023 11:06 am

LOL. Why not?

Almost everything…. other than the signings of Davenport and Murphy we all knew was going to happen this offseason.

Hunter is still good, but you don’t pay 29 year old Edge players the same as you do 25 year olds. Its almost like paying a 36 year old QB the same as a 25 year old one.

it doesn’t make sense.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:11 am

99 oft injured anyways, trade him. I’ll still watch, might be morbid curiosity. My expectations are not high.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
12 June 2023 11:13 am

I have the same every year.. just going a long for the ride ya know?

Kwesi’s longest deal he’s given out thus far was to Oliver…or Z. 3 years. Z’s was alll funny money after year 1. Oliver’s looks a little better.

Does Kwesi get Hunter for 3+ years?

Or does Hunter just want to be out of MN?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:19 am

Same. Not one single move or non-move has changed the fact that at 12:00 pm on 9/10/23 I’ll be watching, rooting and enjoying another season of Vikings football, win or lose. It’s the team we’ve got.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 11:20 am

sinple.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:21 am

Well I am a simpleton….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 11:25 am

*sinpleton

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 11:26 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 11:30 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 11:30 am

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
12 June 2023 11:16 am

As you should. This isn’t a SB team in 2023. Not saying dont look forward to it, you should, as am I, but…you should have 0 expectation about them being relevant. I expect 7 to 8 wins. Will see what game days provide.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:09 am

Its not as big of a deal as actual training camp, I think if a player hold out mini camp the team has the choice to fine them, and not reporting to mini camp doesn’t effect whether a season is accrued or not.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 11:11 am

See above.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 11:15 am

I see that, subject to is not mandatory, I’m guessing the team chooses not to fine him.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 11:41 am

KAM is a pansy. Zero chance he fines any of the people that hold out.

That’s not “COLOBERATIVE”

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 1:44 pm

LOL….
If KAM doesn’t sign them you call KAM an idiot.
IF KAM doesn’t fine them he is pansy.

BTW, if KAM is trying to resign him, fining him would be an idiot move.

VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 10:45 am

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DE Viking
12 June 2023 8:50 am

“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:42 am

curious the thoughts of you idiots.

played softball last night, my team won both games 28-4 and 40-1.

we batted around almost 3 times in one inning in the 40-1 win. we swung at the very first pitch we saw every at bat and only went one base at a time.

if you are the manager of the other team, don’t you just call the game at some point? we played 55 minutes of a 40-1 game because they couldn’t get us out.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:44 am

We always had a mercy rule.
15-0 by the 4th, and the game is over. 7 inning games.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 8:45 am

We play 20 after 3, 15 after 4 and 12 after 5 but there are still some games that can get pretty bad.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 8:45 am

i would prefer this rule

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 8:45 am

our rule is 12 after 5.

that needs to change.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:46 am

Co-ed fun league, or competitive? Does your league have a home run limit? Ours was 3 per game. Any more and it was an out.

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 8:48 am

“competitive” we have been the best team for 2 or 3 years now, it’s a dying league. 10 years ago there were 60 teams across 5 divisions, now there are 14 teams across 2 divisions.
4 homerun limit
they just couldn’t make any outs, it was embarrassing

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:54 am

Yeah, sad when that happens. Were they a new team to the league?

Our league was set up that if you won the championship, you got moved up the next level the following year, or moved down if you got the tar whupped out of you.

But there was one team that always won but refused to move up because it would change their night of play. They had very good recruiting, most of their women could outhit the men on other teams. They were mad if they didn’t MercyRule every game. They caused many teams to quit the league because of scores like what you had.

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 8:56 am

i believe they are a new team

my team doesn’t have a bunch of ringers, but we have very good defenders at key positions and we have 5 or 6 good hitters out of 11 that hit.

the ump should have just mercy called it, i wasn’t about to take a groundball to the face up 40-1

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 9:45 am

If they are a new team, they might not be experienced enough to know what to do in that situation.

The first year our team played, we were green and got destroyed every game and felt weird and awkward constantly and didn’t know what to do other than wait for it to be over. None of us had played in a league before.

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
12 June 2023 10:25 am

oh, they are definitely not new to softball i don’t think.

just new to the league.

either way, no game could ever get to be 40-1 when the winning team is literally swinging at every pitch thrown

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 10:16 am

You guys are too good. Someone needs to fix that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 10:18 am

Sandbagface

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:20 am

They should probably be forced to give a couple of their best players to the other team for equity.

freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 10:26 am

yes, OUR bad

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 2:38 pm

@Your team should be forced to bat one handed to make things fair.@

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 9:49 am

They suck, cut ten

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 10:01 am

Years ago I played in a ‘competitive’ league – we all had played ball and could hit pretty well. Our Ace was a local kid that played Juco ball – good hitter, great fielder and fast. We’re in the 4th inning of a game where we were up 22-2 and both our captain and the other teams captain went to the umpire and said it’s time to call the game. Ump said for it to count we had to finish the 4th inning or it would be recorded as a loss for both teams – we were batting the bottom of the inning so it was pointless to continue but the Ump wouldn’t budge. So we send the Ace up to lead off our half and he laces the first pitch into the gap between Center and Right. Easy double, except he gets his foot caught rounding the bag and snaps his ankle. I can still hear the crack. Game over. Several of my teammates had to be held back from that umpire – who blamed us and claimed we should have swung at every pitch to intentionally strike out three times and the game would be over. Ump never called another game in that league as long as we were in it. Ace ended up okay. He’s a Cop here in town.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 10:27 am

that’s exactly why i didn’t want to continue playing.

i play SS and the fields aren’t taken care of well, and i wasn’t about to get a ball in the face winning by that much.

2 from the other team got hurt as well. just wasnt worth it.

but it was a gorgeous night, weather-wise so that was a plus

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 10:39 am

Totally understand. If I’m not behind the plate I’m playing 3B or RF. At the time this was loosely a ‘church’ league, which was funny considering I got railroaded twice playing catcher – Out both times fuckers, I don’t drop the ball. The 2nd time it damn near kicked off a full scale brawl as I had caught the relay as the runner was rounding 3rd and made a conscious decision to lower his shoulder.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 10:43 am

Some people lose their religion on the ball field.

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 10:57 am

Very true. Not sure how we ended up in the league. We were playing teams named ‘The Heavenly Hitters’ and ‘The Holy Rollers’ our name was the KIW All-Stars – which stood for ‘Keeping It Wet’ our logo was a raincloud over an apple pie… Led to some awkward conversations behind the plate.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 June 2023 11:02 am

Our youth minister got in a fight at a church softball game when I was a kid.

JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 12:47 pm

My sons baseball team when he was in eighth or ninth grade, played a team from Kansas. they were in the little league world series the year before. The Kansas team beat them 27-1 in their first meeting. We ended up facing them in the championship game. They got up by 7 and started hitting pop flies to get the game over with.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 1:07 pm

That was unsportsmanlike of you grown men running up the score on the kids from the oncology ward at St. Jude’s.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 1:55 pm

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 2:40 pm

still a classic movie

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 2:40 pm

Played “B League” softball one year. Teams were so good that it was not fun for me.
Dropped down to D League Co-ed so I could play first base with my beer in hand trying to field bad throws from 3rd, and nobody yelled when I messed up.

Lots more fun.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 3:31 pm

I’m perfectly happy sticking with E league.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 8:27 am

Lol at this guy yesterday. From a new angle

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 8:38 am

so what is this all about?

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:42 am

The guy tackled is Adam Hadwin, a pro golfer from Canada, celebrating with the winner, also from Canada.

@they all look the same@, might be a great excuse.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 8:46 am

hahahaha oh that’s hilarious

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 8:42 am

They didn’t train security on who the players were.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 8:46 am

hahahaha

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 8:25 am

Mandatory camp starts tomorrow. Let the fireworks for JJ begin ladies and gentlemen. JJ aint showing up without a deal and we already know Hunter is complaining about his deal.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 8:46 am

Why?
JJ shouldn’t even show up to avoid an injury.
The only one triggered is you.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
12 June 2023 9:15 am

Should he sit out all the reg season games so we for sure have him in the playoffs too?

He’s gotta practice with the team, if not to better himself, to better the other WRs.

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 9:30 am

Its June…Relax.

Northwoods
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 9:45 am

Coaches and trainers have a good idea which training sessions are more important.

That’s probably why they use the word ‘mandatory.’

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 9:50 am

Right, and JJ is going to forget how to be a WR if he doesnt get reps with the offense in June. He’s not a rookie

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
12 June 2023 10:42 am

Uh…no.

JJ won’t realistically be able to sit out training camp.
He could, but he has no leverage.
Skoldiers is just trying to create outrage where one doesn’t exist.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 9:51 am

Who gives a fuck?

you keep blowing this trumpet like JJ has any leverage, and he doesn’t. Vikings own his contract and rights.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 10:09 am

I guarantee his new deal will be done before training camp, and that’s all that matters. Skolly is just mad that Kirk isnt extended yet and thinks JJ will leave if he’s not on the roster.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 10:11 am

If anything I would say JJ told KAM he won’t sign a new deal if Kirk is on the roster. He’s played with Burrow and knows what a good QB looks like.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:21 am

Lol

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:27 am

Boom! Exactly. He sees his ex team mates, he’s actually won something in his football life ( unlike Kirk). He knows what it takes to get it done. He will thank Kirk for helping him showcase his talents and getting him paid (helping, not the reason obviously). But at the end of the day, he wants dem rings

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:43 am

Oh….Blaspheme!!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 10:22 am

I don’t guarantee anything. How often does a non qb get a deal done before year 4 starts?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 8:24 am

Looks like KAM didn’t do anything dumb over the weekend which is a surprise.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 9:53 am

This is the new 0-62.

Skoldiakiers.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 10:04 am

He let the hate consume him, and he became what he once said he wasn’t. A Minnesota Kirk fan. Vikings fanbase lost another one, RIP.

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 June 2023 10:10 am

Wait for it… something might still surface in the course of this fine Monday. Queasy dum dum

benjammin
Admin
12 June 2023 7:31 am

Modern day “journalism”

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 8:43 am

This was 100% a psyop. Either the Ukraine or the Ukraine aided by the White House did it to themselves and blamed Russia

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 9:03 am

Calling it the Ukraine’s Chernobyl is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, especially since Chernobyl is in… you know… Ukraine.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 9:31 am

Lol right? That and had Chernobyl actually melted down, and or contaminated the ground water underneath it, it would have affected most of the planet negatively. This Dam is just bull shit.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 10:01 am

Just hyperbole to get people to support sending more billions of dollars over there with zero accountability so a bunch can be funneled to the big guy and the rest of the crooked politicians.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:28 am

Its obvious but people still support it. So much stupidity and brain washing in this country. Social Media is a cancer

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
12 June 2023 10:11 am

That´s the impression that I get, as well. Just like the Russians blew up their own pipeline… LOL

KFEY93
Reply to  HUNViking
12 June 2023 10:44 am

Some folks have the memory of a gold fish

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 6:56 am

Cook can keep on hoping for the big deal… right next the Zeke and Hunt….Saquon won’t even sign his tag

manly-purple
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 7:25 am

It’s weird because obviously these certain RBs are better than most (top-5), but the trade-off between money and game impact doesn’t make sense for teams. It’s the weirdest position in the NFL to determine contracts, IMO.

As for Zeke and Hunter, I don’t get the holding out when you’re injured so often.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
12 June 2023 7:29 am

Barkley had 1300 yrds rushing and lead the team in receptions. He is the Giants offense .

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 7:32 am

They tagged him. It’s a big chunk of money. 10m… but he wants more and more time. I get it but the league just isn’t paying RBs anymore like they used to.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 10:07 am

IDGAF what the league is doing if I was in his shoes. Let’s see that Giants offense with average joe back there or RB by committee. You could say D. Jones got paid because of Bark. Bark was the Giants offense.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 10:13 am

You could also say D. Jones got paid after shredding our defense twice in 4 weeks, once in the playoffs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 June 2023 10:17 am

And Kirk didn’t get paid because he couldn’t beat the Giants, at home.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
12 June 2023 10:25 am

That’s right he had what 10 missed tackles on defense?

manly-purple
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 10:17 am

First of all, you pay a guy based on past success to an extent, but really you pay a guy for what he’ll do for you in the future. Past success for a RB does not guarantee future success.

RBs are very much at the mercy of who is blocking for them.

RBs also risk injury perhaps more than any other offensive player. Lots of getting tackled.

RBs fall off of a cliff in ability faster than any position.

RBs are also some of the most replaceable players (late round RBs fill in fine many times).

Great RBs help drive an offense, but second contract RBs almost always disappoint. I don’t blame the Giants.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 10:39 am

He didn’t lead the team in receptions, but you’re right the offense goes primarily through him, I’m guessing year two under Daboll that moves more to a pass first approach.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
12 June 2023 6:06 pm

WTF you talking about willis…he damn sure did lead the team in receptions. Don’t question me whore.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
12 June 2023 7:31 am

and nobody is saying they are “bad” players. It’s just a financial game. Getting one of these guys cheap would be a boon for most teams.

it’s like the reports this weekend of Cook refusing a paycut to facilitate a trade… but everyone is wanting to dunk on Kwesi for cutting him. People are stupid, as with Z it takes two to make a deal and when you have the player throwing a wrench in things… not shit you can do.

cook feels he’s worth 10m+ and is soon going to find out he is not.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 7:32 am

I’m just here to dunk on YOU!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 7:46 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
12 June 2023 8:40 am

is that you in the background with the black lipstick?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 June 2023 10:08 am

No yellow and blue hair.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 8:23 am

Saquon is an idiot but maybe they’re all banding together

Mick
Mick
12 June 2023 5:46 am

Gm.

FTP.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
12 June 2023 6:26 am

I was up in your neck of the woods this weekend. Picked kind of a cruddy day to do outside stuff Saturday. Looks like Sunday was nice, but we were on the road back by 7ish. I was ready to get going. Didn’t sleep at all in the hotel. We stayed there before, and it was great. Most comfortable hotel bed I’d ever slept on. But it sucked this time. Hotel was also full of kids for a baseball tournament. Man, they had energy. Constant thump, thump, thump on the floors and walls all evening. I heard one thump so loud, I swear the kid ran into a wall full sprint and probably died.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Wrenage
12 June 2023 6:29 am

Wrenage
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
12 June 2023 7:18 am

Yes! That is exactly the sound I heard!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Wrenage
12 June 2023 6:36 am

Ha!

I split for the TC this weekend.

Surly Viking
Admin
12 June 2023 5:42 am

Good Morning!
FTP!

SKOL!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
12 June 2023 5:46 am

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