Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum Labor Day Weekend Edition: 02-04 Sep 2023

Aug 20, 2022; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; Minnesota Vikings safety Lewis Cine (6) warms up before the game against the San Francisco 49ers at U.S. Bank Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeffrey Becker-USA TODAY Sports

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It’s the last weekend before the beginning of real football. Anyone planning anything special? I actually forgot it was Labor Day until my son reminded me that he doesn’t have school on Monday. Paid days off was one good perk of working in an office. I still don’t miss it. I got caught up on my jobs yesterday, so I mowed my lawn in the middle of the day, then filled a bunch of water balloons and ambushed my son when he got out of school. We live right next to the school, so there were kids everywhere, and they joined in with my son and ganged up on me. I may have lost the battle, but I haven’t lost the war. Next time, I’m gonna climb up on the roof & bomb him from there.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

With football season rolling in, we’re begrudgingly moving from summer to fall and winter. Do your cooking habits change? If so, how?

I know for myself, I will cook a lot more in the crock pot in the winter. I love chili, but we rarely make it in the summer. I’ll still use the smoker & grill all winter, but my main change will be getting the crock pot back out.

Minnesota Vikings News:

Myles Gaskin is excited to go to work for the Vikings, according to TwinCities.com.

Vikings.com has an update on the terms of T.J. Hockenson’s contract.

Mike Evans and the Buccanneers are having trouble finding common ground on a contract extension, from CBS Sports.

Video of the Day:

No political undertones here. I actually have no clue what the hell this song is about.

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Mjolnir
4 September 2023 5:51 pm

“Every time I call it a business, you call it a game! And every time I call it a game, you call it a business!”

  • talking about football

 – O. W. Shaddock

  • John Matuszak
  • North Dallas Forty
No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 5:21 pm

We’re about to see what we have this year. Sure hope it’s good.

Rob
Rob
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Reply to  Surly Viking
4 September 2023 6:01 pm

I thought that was a brilliant commercial

FTE though

No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 4:36 pm

Jalen Nailor is a pretty fast receiver, basically the fastest one on the Vikings other than Lucky Jackson. I would love to see the Vikings start the season with a bomb to Nailor on the first play, running Jefferson underneath to draw the safety’s attention. Just send Nailor on a pure go route and have Cousins chuck it to him.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 4:48 pm

Not sure Cousins will have that kind of time after Vea picks Bradbury up and tosses him in to the backfield.

Mjolnir
4 September 2023 3:53 pm

Watching the Cris Carter episode of ‘A Football Life’ – this might be an unpopular opinion but I think he had the best hands in NFL history, including Jerry Rice, and he made the sideline toe-drag an art form.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 4:02 pm

Probably right, also a yuge prima Donna

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 September 2023 4:07 pm

No lies told there. Fun to watch though. Only guy who’s 1000th catch was a tuddy…

Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 4:43 pm

I agree with the hands and the toe drag swag. I became less of a fan when I saw how he treated his teammates, Randy especially, and basically became a pain in the ass for anyone around him. It’s not surprising you don’t see any type of interactions with him and Randy post being teammates.

freezeyface
4 September 2023 11:18 am

I know you are all wondering but my fantasy baseball team had a rough last 2 weeks and I fell out of 1st place all the way to 3rd place.

Playoffs are starting this week. I play the #6 seed. Should be an easy win.

Wander Franco has hurt me, my super stars are slumping at the worst time.

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
4 September 2023 11:35 am

I’m holding on for dear life to the #2 seed. Expecting to be one and done regardless.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 1:42 pm

Good luck Gentlemen!

Mjolnir
4 September 2023 10:45 am

’Hey now… you’re an All-Star..’

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 10:46 am

RIP

Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 10:52 am

I thought that was Rex Ryan for a second. They’re dropping like flys. Boomers living hard lives apparently.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 11:14 am

Yup. Pretty sad. Guy basically drank himself to death.

Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 11:43 am

I’m nearly the same age and feel like I have a solid 30 yrs left maybe more and by that time I’ll be completely tired of this world if not much sooner.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 12:11 pm

I’m 12 years younger and his age of death (if not sooner) was pretty realistic for me a few years ago. Different story now. I’ve no doubt changes I’ve made in the last 26 months have extended my life a great deal.

Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 12:14 pm

Yeah I’ve always stayed in great shape never overweight which is the biggest no no in my opinion but I quit drink any alcohol 3 yrs ago and let me tell you that is one life change I’m so thankful I made.

benjammin
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Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 1:46 pm

I had tickets to see the band at the Buffalo chip during the Sturgis rally when his son died and it got canceled, never did see them, RIP

No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 9:05 am

Just got back from playing 9 holes. Wife and I are going to the Aquarium today when she gets back from yoga. I think playing yesterday was beneficial to my game, as I was pretty locked in from the start. Striped a 3 wood off the first tee, but still had 180 to the pin. Decided to hit a 7 wood vice a 6 iron as I normally do, and striped it too. Ended up about 5 yards in front of the green, chipped the ball to 5 feet, easy par. Bogeyed the par 5 second, parred the next two holes, and just played my normal game. Ended up with 4 pars and 5 bogeys for a 41. This was a pleasant round with three guys who were all good players. We all hit the ball well, and they all beat me. Grin.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 9:29 am

Not nearly enough hero golf in your game. Boring and unsatisfying.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 9:52 am

I know… I’ve settled in. A man’s got to know his limitations. “Going for it” on a shot I’ll pull off one out of five times means four times I’m hitting the ball into trouble and taking double or triple on a hole. I just keep everything in play, because I don’t warm up or practice. Just try and hit solid shots, and that’s it.

It isn’t exciting, but I rarely lose a ball, and the guys I play with don’t have to wait for me to find my ball, or while I take 6 strokes on a par 3.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 10:53 am

I know I’m joking. That is the way to lower scores. Golf is the one sport where boring is a very very good thing.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 11:04 am

When my dad got into his 70’s and was playing with his friends, I used to laugh because they would hit their drives, then hit a 9 iron, and count that as “one”. They hit their drivers about 175 and their 9 irons about 80 yards, so in total that would usually end up around 255 to 260 yards off the tee.

Now I hit a 3 wood about 175 or 180 off the tee, hit a 6 iron about 135, and end up about 300 down the fairway.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
4 September 2023 12:12 pm

You can always make up for the yardage you lose over time off the tee from being proficient from 145 in and on the greens.

I like your example of your dad and his friends. Reminds me of my Mrs great uncle Gerald. Gerald was 85 when I met him back in 2005, former Navy man post WWII was your classic brawler, big drinker, bulldog arm tattoo rough and tumble guy but smart as a tack successful wealthy business man and scratch golfer who with his brother also had a golf course design business.

Coming from Michigan his father was a timber man, Gerald made his own custom putters from exotic woods and they were absolutely beautiful half rounded mallet style with inlays and designs. Guy was a man of the world.

So me being a younger mid 30’s guy dating his beautiful 5’10” blond DePaul track athlete niece said let’s go play a round of golf. So he, soon to be brother in laws all went to a course on Leelanau peninsula up on Lake Michigan on a cherry tree farm, course is absolutely amazing, long and challenging with elevation changes and all the cherry trees were in bloom, playing there in a few weeks by the way.

Gerald being 85 had the classic old man game, small wood about 150 off the tee dead straight and low would run out forever. Wood or Iron up to the edge of the green, chip up and the man putted better than probably anyone I’ve ever played with. I made the mistake of betting him $20, I averaged low 80’s at the time. I shot an 83 he from the white tees shot a 78, at 85 yrs old.

I’ll never forget witnessing that round of golf for as long as I live and Gerald is who I aspire to be at 85 should I live that long.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 2:58 pm

Great story. Thanks!

VikingPhilip
4 September 2023 8:31 am

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
4 September 2023 8:41 am

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:19 am

Good for Rudy. Could clock him with a sundial, but the hands were reliable. Plus he beat the dirty rotten Saints and that alone is enough for Ring of Honor for me.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 8:21 am

He had a solid Vikings career

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:29 am

I agree. Great chain mover, good RedZone threat.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:42 am

Thanks Rudy! Great career with the Vikes.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:16 am

I can only remember one drop ever for his career but I receive it well, he was another of wRecks horrible extensions but I don’t blame him for that, solid career and great dude

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
4 September 2023 9:26 am

I remember him dropping a perfect pass on a post or seem route Teddy’s first or second year.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:20 am

Consummate professional. I do not recall one bit of controversy in his entire career.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:05 am

There are some nice CFB quarterbacks no doubt but at the next level you can eliminate 90% of them. Might be 1 maybe 2 legitimate starters, few backs ups and the rest out of the league in 5 yrs. Who those are hard to say and I wouldn’t necessary go by the current rankings. I also would add I think some NFL teams (much like AZ is going to do with Murray holding him on the PUP all season) will position themselves and start planning now to take their guy.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 8:11 am

AZ should tread lightly… they may be loosing their pick

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:17 am

*losing….. and they very well could. That franchise is a dumpster fire.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 8:21 am

Spell checks are for the dumbs

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:29 am

*dums

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 11:37 am

LOL, well plaid.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:21 am

There is no way they’ll take an NFL franchises 1st rd pick away for front office disciplinary reason. They’ll fine the living shit out of them but they will not take their 1st pick and certainly not the 1st overall pick. Never happen.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 9:38 am

OH, ok. Ask the Dolphins if they had their 1st round pick this year.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:47 am

I guess you’re right and I hate you. First time for everything. (not the hate that’s been going for awhile now)

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:18 am

Maybe Kwesi ain’t so crazy and thinks the Vikings QBOTF is in this draft

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 September 2023 10:04 am

There’s a ton of QB talent in this years draft.

Williams
McCarthy
Maye
Ewers
Shadeur
Travis

and more I’m not listing

If KAM is looking QBOTF next year’s class is a solid start.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 September 2023 7:36 am

Sleeper Fantasy Draft Ppl:

draft is tonight. If you do not sign in 1 hour before draft you’ll be kicked out for the season.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 September 2023 7:55 am

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Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 7:57 am

CHL rec!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 September 2023 9:18 am

No way I’m going to be signed in 1 hour early, but I’ll be signed in by 6:30.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 September 2023 9:20 am

Why do I need to be signed in an hour before?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
4 September 2023 9:23 am

Sounds like more of Skolly trying to be dictator and ruler of all. He shall now be known as Skolin, or Skolden.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
4 September 2023 9:25 am

Skolin lol….

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
4 September 2023 9:58 am

Skutin?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 10:00 am

Nah, he’s a smart man who takes care of those around him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
4 September 2023 4:02 pm

Skump

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 September 2023 9:24 am

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Wife is ordering him around today, he feels the need for authority.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 September 2023 7:36 am

Micks finally on the doom train about the season.

Mick
Mick
4 September 2023 7:23 am

Will the Vikings be 1-4 going into week 6 vs. the bears?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 7:33 am

No.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 7:34 am

Why not?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 7:35 am

Cuz I said so.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 7:37 am

I just have a different feeling about this team – I choose optimism considering the returning starters, KC’s 2nd year in a system and Flores new scheme breathing life into a woebegone defense. This is bold, and I’ve no reason to believe this, but I think we roll into Philly and beat them. We beat them and confidence skyrockets.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 7:40 am

^^^ I’ve said this too.

im just wondering what it looks like facing a top 10 D from last year with 2 1k yard WR week 1.

SB loser week 2

Chargers would be a coin flip week 3

Panthers W week 4.

and SB champs week 5.

1-4 is as possible as 4-1, 5-0

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 7:44 am

Completely agree. KC game is in Minny – not that it matters as Dallas destroyed us there – but I feel better about it being at home. Also, if Jones remains a holdout that game could be a shootout – and we can win a shootout, even against Mahomes. (Did it last year in Buffalo)

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 7:49 am

Shootouts will be common this year.

i think it’s the only way we win.

Flo may improve the D but as of today, we don’t know what that talent is going to look like on the field in his system.

week 1 surprise.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 7:56 am

This is true. I think B-Flo comes out aggressively week 1. Lots of pre-snap movement and exotic blitzes – hoping so at least. I crave aggression in our Defense after watching Donatell get shredded all of last year.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 8:00 am

im just wondering what it looks like facing a top 10 D from last year with 2 1k yard WR week 1.

  • and Baker Mayfield

Buc 17 Vikings 31

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 8:10 am

ah. Yeah. We faced some real winners last year and got torched.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 September 2023 9:26 am

Mjolnir
4 September 2023 7:19 am

Goooooose Morning Skolbros!

Happy Labor Day – y’all work hard, enjoy today.

GAME WEEK IS HERE!

Skol!

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 September 2023 7:22 am

Gm Fella

Lifer
Admin
4 September 2023 6:24 am

Lifer
Admin
3 September 2023 9:08 pm

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 7:05 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
4 September 2023 7:08 am

VikingPhilip
3 September 2023 6:06 pm

20-0.

No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 2:28 pm

Cowboys and RT Terence Steele reached agreement on a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension that includes $50 million guaranteed. Deal has a max upside of up to $91.8 million.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 2:47 pm

Pretty wild when you consider Steele is coming of an ACL injury in 2022. They really believe in this guys talent and they’re probably smart locking him up. OL talent is at a premium.

No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 2:21 pm

Watching the Eagles game in week 5 of 2018 on NFL+. One of my favorite games.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 2:30 pm

Forgot Dan Bailey missed a 28 yard chip shot field goal to start the game for the Vikings.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 3:12 pm

And Bailey missed a 45 yarder too.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 3:41 pm

forgot youre such a new vikes fan

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 3:49 pm

Just skip the Chicago game that ends the season.

DE Viking
3 September 2023 1:25 pm

I assume the fine amount is based on an accountant doing a budget.
Like the NFL accountant said we need $1.3 million in fines and we have an average of 100 fines a year or something.

I just find it hard to believe some NFL rep came up with $13,889 as a fair number. Why not use $13,500 or some other round number?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 1:09 pm

It’s like a mix of Denzel from Remember the Titans and the redneck coach from water boy.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
3 September 2023 1:13 pm

He went to strut at the end lol…a lot going on there.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 2:12 pm

I’d play my balls off for a guy like that. Those kids will too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 11:50 am

Decent day on the course today. Had three doubles which is a little rare for me. Didn’t hit the ball poorly though and had 5 pars. Missed an 8 footer on the third hole, a 160 yard par three over water with a big bunker in front. The bunker face is so tall you can’t see the actual green. Hit a perfect hybrid though and ended up close. Finished the round with a nice par on a dogleg left around a pond. Hit a nice 3 wood, then a nice seven wood onto the green. Two putt par. Didn’t kill or maim anyone in my group, so a successful day.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 12:57 pm

Could always be worse…

That’s good…it’s such a finite line between a glorious round and a meh I can do better round. The compounding effect of one bad shot can turn in to 3 bad shots. I have limited my doubles well lately, had only 2 last round but had a triple and 2 or 3 three putt bogeys when on GIR. That is frustrating. I had 7 pars two rounds ago to shoot a 88 and missed every birdie putt closely.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 4:21 pm

I was playing with two guys who absolutely crushed the ball. We were laughing on a 165 yard par three where I hit seven wood, and one of the guys was debating hitting 8 iron, or a “soft” 7 iron. I put all four cheeks into my 7 wood and got it there. I actually parred all of the par threes today, and all of them are over water with a lot of bunkers. I hit hybrid or seven wood on all the par threes.

Golf is still for fun Lifer. We laughed our ass off the whole day. Kidding each other on shots etc. I laid up so much they started calling me a Mets fan… I guess for coming up short.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 5:32 pm

Yeah I need to enjoy it more and quit trying so hard to score better. In the past when I do that I did not play well so I guess I don’t trust not trying really hard and being locked in. I play Tuesday morning I’m going to try it.

Speaking of 7 woods I love my Callaway 7 wood. It’s a 200 yard club for me and usually what I go with on 2nd shots after teeing off if out 185-200 yards. Also I have a Callaway epic star 9 wood much like a 7 wood but much more lofted. Typical 165-185 yard club. Lovely clubs I really really love them. Just rare back and blast them and they tend to go straight. The 9 wood goes really really high and lands soft as a babies bottom. Its a great club on shots where you need to hold the green.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
3 September 2023 1:26 pm

Took a monster divot on hole #5 today. Back pain is bad enough that I left the course and will be taking a break from golfing. The game has been no fun for me lately anyways. Adding injury to insult makes taking time off easy.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 1:27 pm

Ouch.
Good luck.
Golfing with back pain is hard no.
Heal up.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 2:51 pm

Oh man that sucks Surly…sorry to hear that. Whatever that back injury is that you aggravated it’s likely the reason you’ve been playing poorly as of late. Taking a big divot should not injure your back so it’s probably been tight all along and even though you’re not thinking about it when you swing your body and subconscious will automatically protect it and not allow you to swing freely. Taking a break for a few weeks to let it heal is definitely in order.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 3:46 pm

yep. lower right side hurts, and I realize there is no way to properly follow through while those muscles are tight. Icy hot and stretching and rest….

DE Viking
3 September 2023 10:27 am
DE Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 10:37 am

I say the Vikings are still the team to beat in the NFC North.

MN. 10-7
Det. 8-9
GB. 7-10
Chi. 7-10

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 12:52 pm

I agree and I think your record predictions are about spot on. Lions might be closer to us by a game or two but we’ll sweep them for the tie breaker.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 1:29 pm

1-1

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 4:16 pm

Yeah, but I think the Lions finished well. If they can avoid being the Lions for a couple more games I can see them winning.
I pick 9 wins for the Vikings.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 4:15 pm

I agree with some of the things they say. Kirk not working at all on Tues during the season is disappointing. Sure, take some time and spend it with family, but you can still watch film, workout, get in the playbook.

Some players want it more.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 6:29 pm

I was mostly thinking picking the Vikings to finish 4th and 3rd, while thinking the packers win it with Love as the QB is just hideous. Out of touch Packer bias.

bowbunch
bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:07 am

Morning Skolholes. No luck yet, probably could have shot a bear yesterday, but the views aren’t too shabby.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:13 am

Beautiful. So you shoot them with nerf guns and then you and the bear have a good laugh, exchange pen-pal info and go your separate ways right? …..Right Bow?….what’s the big knife for….?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
3 September 2023 10:16 am

Absolutely. We share a picnic basket too.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:19 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:23 am

Here’s the view the other direction. Not much further to climb.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:28 am

Do you see snow yet?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 10:36 am

Not yet. It’s pretty warm. Usually get snow the first week of October.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:38 am

It’s early for snow, but I didn’t know how high up you were going.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 11:46 am

I’m only a little over 7000 feet. Camp is around 6000. If I want to get any higher here I’ll need climbing gear.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 12:51 pm

Enjoy yourself Bow…hurry up and get back so I can kick your ass in Fantasy!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 5:40 pm

Impending thunderstorms chased me out so I should be able to show you guys how to properly draft.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 5:54 pm

Good deal…safe travels back.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 10:32 am

Lol… enjoy yourself. Great way to spend the last non-football Sunday of the year.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
3 September 2023 12:56 pm

Bow season opens in Georgia next Saturday, it’s too damn hot and I have to work anyway.
Might go later in the month or early October

Northwoods
3 September 2023 9:14 am

North Dakota Red Cross Volunteer is helping distr…:

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
4 September 2023 9:19 am

Some damn fine people in ND.

DE Viking
3 September 2023 8:55 am

One week to go!

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 9:29 am

Can’t imagine the outrage in Viking land if they lose to the Bucs and Baker Brofield.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 10:20 am

Purple hopium is pretty high…..
Its not a slam dunk win at all.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 10:37 am

Not even kind of. I feel good that we’re at home, but no drives in the preseason for the 1st team concerns me that the offense will come out flat. 2nd year in the system and I feel like losing Dalvin but adding Addison actually makes the offense better, hopefully more balanced and therefore more effective. Hoping Flores throws the kitchen sink at Mayfield early and often and aggression pays off. Jump on him early and force mistakes.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
3 September 2023 10:42 am

The first game is always tough to gauge, for the reasons you mentioned.

TB defense is pretty good. How long will it take for the Vikings offense to gel? I think missing Dalvin is huge from the play action perspective.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 11:04 am

PA success will depend entirely on how effective Mattison is early running the ball, in particular between the tackles. Depending upon field position, if I were KOC I’d go PA deep shot right away. But that might be the Madden player in me and not the NFL play caller – which I’m not.

Surly Viking
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3 September 2023 7:36 am

Are we doing Survival and Pickem things this year?

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 7:43 am

We’ll see if we can land the fantasy football plane first and go from there.

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 1:28 pm

Pretty sure that is not happening. 6 people voted on draft time, and no money yet, with one day to go.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 8:55 am

LOL….

Lifer
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3 September 2023 6:05 am

Colorado fans now…

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DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 6:12 am

Great story!!

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 6:19 am

It is…Deion didn’t care about feelings when he walked in, cleaned house was brutal when doing it and backed it up with how he motivated and made the kids he brought with him believe. I called him a douche and I think he handled it in that way more than he had too but sometimes it calls for it when trying to breakthrough the establishment. He’s been at this plan for over 15 yrs, grooming these young athletes since they were 4 yrs old being there every step of the way like the Hunter kid and many others. They stuck with him and now they’re ready to execute.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 6:28 am

They will get votes in the rankings this week.
I doubt top 25, but likely top 35.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 7:00 am

I’d like to see them ranked but I think there’s going to be some power brokers pushing back on their program and their sudden relevance in college football. They’d have to go undefeated probably till the end and still wouldn’t crack the top 10. They’ll play 4 more currently ranked teams, Oregon, USC, Oregon St and Utah. So they’ll have more opportunities to prove their newfound success but most likely they’ll have some injuries, people will get some tape on what they do and they slide back to the mean. I hope they keep it going but that is a big ask through an entire season.

Surly Viking
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2 September 2023 10:11 pm

I actually clicked on the Video of the day. I now feel stupid because I have a Hanson song stuck in my head.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
3 September 2023 5:28 am

Beatles > Hanson kids

Lifer
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2 September 2023 7:34 pm
DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 6:30 am

This garbage happens now.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 7:41 am

That garbage has been happening in our profit healthcare system for decades.

Oh…you mean the fact an elected leader is pointing it out lol…

I won’t criticize you it’s all you know so you don’t question it and when it comes to anything American you feel the need to defend it without any real understanding of how punitive and inefficient our healthcare system is. I’ve worked in it for 30 yrs, seen the holes people fall in and services cut to the bone for the poor and middle class in the name of profit for insurance companies and big Pharma.

That’s the fallacy of Americanized for profit medicine, it’s for profit the care comes second if at all and don’t waste your time telling me how much better and technologically advance our medicine is vs NHS systems. Simply not true and the point is our system could be so much better with our advancements but as we saw with covid, conservative fake patriots would rather die so their rich conservative masters can can keep promoting their ideological false doctrine to keep their generational wealth from their poor moronic followers. Trickle down is coming wait for it!

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Lifer
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2 September 2023 7:17 pm

Found our future center. 54 for WVU all american Zach Frazier. Dude single handed beat the shit out of Penn States elite DL to get WVU in the EZ to tie it up 7-7. WVU has no business being in this game.

Mjolnir
2 September 2023 6:55 pm

Saturday Evening Post….

take that, Norman Rockwell…

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Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
2 September 2023 6:59 pm

You buy those pre rolled on have a roller to do it yourself? Also what kind of rolling paper is that? Looks thin, so less harsh. Better than the old topps or joker papers we used back in the day.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 7:06 pm

Pre-rolls are kind of a rip off imo. Usually made up of about 1/2 bud and 1/2 trim/sift and they don’t do a good job of picking lumber out of it – even if it’s rare to find any in todays bud. I buy Zig Zag 1&1/4 inch cones – wife gave me a nice stainless steal machine cut grinder with my initials a few years ago. So I grind my own flower and pack my own joints – each box comes with a tamper. My favorite papers are an outfit called Blazy Susan – but I can only find them in CO.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
2 September 2023 7:07 pm

And I’ve rolled joints out of all kinds of paper – I prefer the cones as they are more uniform. Back in the day I could lick my arm, lay the paper and roll a J just by using my palm – all in under a minute while driving.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
2 September 2023 7:09 pm

Fun fact: if you’re traveling and need to smoke but don’t have paper – use the Bible (index pages or publishers pages, not the important stuff) rolls and burns nicely.

Lifer
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Reply to  Mjolnir
2 September 2023 7:21 pm

I’ve used zig zag papers many times also. Been a long time since I smoked a joint. If I get some flower first thing I’m doing is rolling a J and blazing away.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 7:24 pm

Zig Zags are great. I prefer the orange kings for hand rolling. Durable, thin and burn slow and even – even if you catch a runner.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
3 September 2023 5:23 am

I used to be a major stoner back in the day. Used Zig Zags all the time. I think it was an orange pack. I assume it would have changed over time, but maybe not.

Thinking back, I chuckle that pot was illegal, but paraphernalia shops were all the rage.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 6:04 am

I think you and I have a lot more in common than we think we do.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 6:16 am

I had a roller but I just felt using my fingers made a better joint. A couple of my friends would ask me to roll joints for them after they got their weed.

Talent.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 6:26 am

lol…did the exact same thing…group of us get together, someone pulls out a bag, they say “give it to him he rolls the best” and I would roll a perfect J. I tried the roller also..I think one time and said, this is for people who can’t roll a joint. I can.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
3 September 2023 10:46 am

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
3 September 2023 9:56 am

Same color – the kind I use for hand rolling.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
3 September 2023 10:45 am

Wow.
I think I used the white pack as well.

Northwoods
2 September 2023 4:41 pm

Anyone here playing the DN Yahoo FF this year?

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
2 September 2023 5:13 pm

F the DN

Rob
Rob
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Reply to  Northwoods
2 September 2023 8:04 pm

DN Open Thread FF league

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Northwoods
2 September 2023 5:44 pm

yes, but what he says rings true.

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 6:47 pm

He told no lies.

Lifer
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2 September 2023 3:50 pm
DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 5:25 pm

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
2 September 2023 5:36 pm

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Surly Viking
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Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 5:45 pm

8 more days to re live 4th and 8.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 September 2023 3:09 pm

Dude played offense and defense

Lifer
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Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 September 2023 3:27 pm

Had a TD catch called back also.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
2 September 2023 3:03 pm

Huskers vs Colorado next week gonna be fun. Big rivalry from back in day too

Surly Viking
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2 September 2023 2:55 pm

golfing was bad enough today, that I am ready for snow so I have a few months with no golf.

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 3:46 pm

I’m with ya. I was primed to shoot under 85 today. Everything was perfect, weather, course, equipment. Unfortunately I’m added to the equation. Started off ok 2 over through 3, doubled the 4th, tripled the 5th, bogey, par, bogey, doubled the 9th. 47 on the front. Pretty much blew any chance of breaking 85 would have to shoot a one over on the back and that’s not happening, quit keeping score and skipped a few holes coming in to get it over with. Always have to have a triple blow up hole it just never fucking fails and after that I check out and will continue to do so until I clean that shit and 3 putts up.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 5:26 pm

Not a great round on my end either today.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
2 September 2023 5:43 pm

I literally went in to today uber confident, not nervous or wound up. As usual hit some unbelievable great shots, like a 200 yard 7 wood from 197 yards out over 60 foot high trees on a dogleg left on to the green. It was amazing. My wife was like, holy shit that was amazing. Putted great made some 20’ putts, made everything inside 10’ feet. Just had these stretches where 3 swings in a row were just complete shit, then back to swinging great for the next 5 or 6 holes. Don’t get it, I guess you just have to wait for that 1 in 100 rounds where you don’t do that for an entire round. I have no idea how people shoot in the low / mid 70’s regularly. No idea.

Lifer
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Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 6:53 pm

That said…I don’t usually do crazy 200 yard hero shots unless I know the club and its a safe shot where a miss is still advanced toward the green. I play conservative and lost one ball today. I’m trying to play measured tee to green golf. My bad swings are difficult lies and not being properly adjusted pre-swing.

Surly Viking
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Reply to  DE Viking
2 September 2023 5:48 pm

Tee time tomorrow and Monday.
I literally do not want to go.
Maybe I will feel differently in the morning, but man. I hate that game today.

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 6:56 pm

Golf is a one day it’s this, next day is completely different. If I have a bad round I can’t wait to get back to wipe that bad round out of my mind.

Now if you’re having rounds where just every hole is a bad shot blowing it up that gets old but if it’s a bad hole here or there that is just golf.

Lifer
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2 September 2023 2:46 pm

Massive upset by Colorado Buffalos over TCU 45-42. Primetime goes to Texas a 20 point dog and pulls the upset. His son an instant superstar breaking school records with over 500 yards passing. They had FOUR wr’s over 100 yards receiving. So impressed with Sanders Jr reading the defense and spreading the ball around to the open man. So impressed.

Lifer
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2 September 2023 2:32 pm

Would it be premature to want Sanders jr as our next QB? 37/46 510 passing yards (school record 1st game), 4 tds.

Spoiler
fuck you Mick

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 2:55 pm

works for me.

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 3:30 pm

We’ll see how he progresses it is premature but damn what a opener on the road against the team that was in the national championship last year. Some players just have IT his daddy sure as hell did and he might have passed it on. Seems like a good grounded kid too, not a dummy.

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 5:47 pm

I do not think it is premature. The guy had two solid seasons at Jackson State. I know this level is something else, but he can throw.

I still feel we have KirkoCHAINZ for three more years.

Lifer
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Reply to  Surly Viking
2 September 2023 5:50 pm

If he shows out the rest of this season, he might be worth a look when we pick in the 1st. I still think the best course of action is sign Kirk to 3 more yrs and draft a QB in the 1st to learn from him. A kid like Sanders Jr could be dynamic with 3 yrs of just repping and learning.

Surly Viking
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Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 10:09 pm

That makes too much sense to ever happen for the Vikings.

Lifer
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2 September 2023 2:18 pm

Guys…Deions kid at QB is legit talented…he is tossing dimes all over the place and has a cannon of an arm. Wow.

Colorado is good..Hunter kid just caught a huge 35 yard 3rd down conversion contested it was impressive. Then Sanders jr tosses a rope to a wide open Jimmy Horn jr..yup that horn from the Saints.

Lifer
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Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 September 2023 2:24 pm

Man I wouldn’t let those jack legs touch my vehicles. They hire kids who don’t know shit from shoe polish. They over tighten shit, cross thread shit, don’t get filters on tight, just fucking idiots. Once 20 yrs ago I had I think Jiffy lube in Grand Rapids change my oil in my Jetta. Next morning on the way to Detroit my oil light comes on, fuck heads didn’t get the filter on tight, oil all over the damn car, limped to a service station off the highway and they fixed it and filled it with oil. I fucking bitched the manager out and called their corporate office. Never again.

Lifer
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Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 September 2023 2:36 pm

People don’t care today, its not their car. Getting paid poverty wages doing shit work why would they. Rare to find a shop you can trust, definitely not a chain.

Lifer
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Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 September 2023 3:35 pm

Get one of those Fumoto drain plugs and use Liqui Moly oil. I can change my oil literally in 15 minutes. No drain plug, flip the switch oil drains out. Liqui Moly is once every 15k and when you drain it out it’s still amber but I change it anyway even tho it could last longer. It’s less time than driving to the oil change place and better for your engine.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 September 2023 3:47 pm

I almost chagned it to a jimmy buffet song..

you probably should.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
2 September 2023 1:23 pm

Lol

Lifer
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Reply to  Mick
2 September 2023 2:29 pm

Pedestrian

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 3:47 pm

Will be the next VIkings QB.

Lifer
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Reply to  Mick
2 September 2023 5:51 pm

I wouldn’t hate it. He had the Brady look and I’ll take that chance every time even if he ends up sucking.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 6:17 pm

Just gives us more to bitch about.

norseman1
norseman1
2 September 2023 12:10 pm

Hotter than hades til Wednesday in Minny. Shutting windows in summer is getting old.

Lifer
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Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 September 2023 2:31 pm

So odd…was 58 at sunrise this morning, so cool sunny just absolutely perfect. High today of 82, this place is perfect.

Lifer
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2 September 2023 12:03 pm

Buffalos have a player, Hunter, who’s playing both ways ala Deion, CB and WR. He just caught a TD was called back and on defense he is their #1 shut down corner going against TCU’s best WR solo. Dude is impressive.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
2 September 2023 12:13 pm

Top overall recruit to Jackson State last year, followed Deion to CU along with his son Shadeur. He’s the real deal.

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 September 2023 11:33 am

In case you need it…

Vikings’ 53-man roster by jersey number ahead Week 1
https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/lists/minnesota-vikings-53-man-roster-jersey-number-week-1/

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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