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Gone fishin'
Admin
30 May 2026 11:12 am

New thread for you, I’ll edit it when I can get to a computer. Posting from the phone sucks.

Minnesota Vikings Weekend Discussion-SkolAsylum: 30-31 May 2026

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 11:02 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 10:25 am

A couple very stupid statements in this GM Search article.

‘GM search is nearing an answer the fans desperately want’.
Personally I hope for a good GM but would be fine with Rob and then the coaching staff having more say in which players are targeting. But Desperate? not so much.

There is still business that needs to be done in the front office before any games can take place’.
Really there is some NFL rule that says you can’t play any games until a full time GM is hired??

https://thevikingage.com/minnesota-vikings-gm-search-nearing-answer-fans-want

JRobert
JRobert
30 May 2026 9:29 am

Wonder around here who doesn’t like puppies?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
30 May 2026 10:07 am

Not sure if the ‘downvoter; is against puppies or the people who are commenting about liking puppies.
I suspect our resident mouth breather.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 11:13 am

Wrong, it wasn’t me.

I suspect our resident mouth breather.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
30 May 2026 11:15 am

Well, now I did

No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 8:58 am

Saw some ESPN reports that Kyler Murray has quickly absorbed the Vikings playbook and is carrying himself as an “alpha QB” in early practices.

OK… how the heck would they know any of that? As Campbell noted below, this is the pajama party in May. They aren’t running the play book at all. They’re playing pitch and catch.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 9:04 am

Makes me think he is doing the opposite because ‘Fake News’ especially ‘Fake Sports Expert Reports’.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 9:25 am

Could be, but I still think there’s no way for them to know anything about his mastery, or lack thereof, of the playbook. And strutting around like an “alpha” anything, doesn’t mean crap.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 10:26 am

strutting around like an “alpha”’

Yup, I have no doubt that he was ‘strutting around’ the Card facility back when they couldn’t get him to study the playbook there.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
30 May 2026 11:03 am

Laughing…

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 11:14 am

Pajamas? Lucky I’m not attending, I sleep naked, that would be awkward for others.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 7:58 am

Puppy dogs are good.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 8:12 am

Cute puppies. Gotta love dogs!
Happy Weekend!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 8:24 am

if you don’t love puppies there’s something wrong with you

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
30 May 2026 8:35 am

Agreed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 7:56 pm

Pretty much how I see it…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
30 May 2026 7:40 am

I like Campbell, he’s a total meathead but his players seem to respond to him and he’s 100% right about this

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
30 May 2026 7:56 am

he’s a total meathead but his players seem to respond to him and he’s 100% right about this’

Right about all three points except I don’t like him.
If he was the Vikings coach then maybe, just maybe, I would.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 May 2026 8:15 am

Sometimes wish KOC had a little Campbell in him.
The pajamas comment is pretty solid. He reminds me a little of Mike Ditka.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 May 2026 8:22 am

I think KOC has a little bit of that to him behind the scenes, like I remember him death staring raegor and cursing at him a couple years ago on the sideline after he quit on a route, but he’d never say anything non pc in front of the media

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 5:46 pm

Last Friday of the month so The Teacher and I went coupon and deal shopping and this month they even had a $15 off a $150 total bill coupon.
Even will all that we managed to score 80c a gallon off of our next fill up.
We love our monthly Fred Meyer trip/visit.

https://www.fredmeyer.com

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 4:53 pm

My wife just said “You weren’t even listening, were you?”

I thought “That’s a strange way to start a conversation”.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 5:40 pm

‘I thought’

Were not brave enough to say it huh??

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 4:45 pm

Good advice here guys…

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 4:36 pm

Brilliant!

001-socialism
No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 4:22 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 4:20 pm

Legend indeed…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 5:42 pm

DGAF’ = Don’t Give A F*uck??

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 7:58 pm

Yes… like doesn’t care what anyone thinks…

Northwoods
29 May 2026 1:01 pm

Pat Sajak is sexist.

After the winner spins the final wheel, he takes the women’s hands and leads them to the X on the floor, but just points the way for the men.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
29 May 2026 1:45 pm

Sounds logical to me.
Men have been scientifically proven to have a better sense of direction.

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
29 May 2026 2:14 pm

Can’t do that in the workplace. Nope nope nope

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
29 May 2026 4:03 pm

@voice of experience@

JacksonVike
29 May 2026 12:36 pm

Well, now that it is Friday.

No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 12:22 pm

Can he pick up the blitz?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 12:26 pm

5’10” 188 lbs?
I doubt it.
More of a speed bump.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 12:31 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 May 2026 12:37 pm

Oh yea, will probably drop Parsons in his tracks.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
29 May 2026 12:44 pm

OK… that officially made me laugh JR.

I feel the same way. The guy is obviously quick, and fast, but in the NFL you have to be able to pick up the blitz. I used to love watching Cook stick his nose in there and take on much bigger people. He was fierce.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 11:29 am

It sounds like even The Hitman does not know at this point if he issei’s coming back or not.

https://thevikingage.com/minnesota-vikings-harrison-smith-update-may-revealed-plan

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 11:38 am

Who’s issei?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
29 May 2026 11:40 am

That is Stupid Fat Fingers for ‘he is’.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 11:51 am

Exxxccccelent…

DE Viking
29 May 2026 11:07 am

My bet is he got hurt on this play.
Overall, this seems a bit risky for NFL players to be doing things not football related.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
29 May 2026 11:10 am

‘Chicks dig the long ball’.

Great commercial in ’99.
1m long.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 11:26 am

Oh I recall.

it’s been my fantasy baseball team name for almost 20 years

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 11:30 am

Perfect, even if a bit complicated.
Rec for you.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 11:56 am

Character limit on team names.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 12:00 pm

Oh I got that.
Almost as bad as license plates.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
29 May 2026 12:15 pm

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
29 May 2026 12:45 pm

I have no idea what this is or suppose to mean.
Not an unusual condition for me though.

JacksonVike
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 12:49 pm

It means JJ should be in a bubble for his own protection.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
29 May 2026 12:51 pm

JJ (QB) got quite the tan and is into flowers now??

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 1:44 pm

Yes.

Mjolnir
29 May 2026 10:56 am

It’s Friday. It’s a new thread.

Today’s topic: aside from the usual…

Tight Ends:

Who’s your favorite?

Who’s the GOAT?

Best Vikings TE?

My favorite: Mark Bavaro – loved that guy. Tough as nails. His collision with Ronnie Lott on MNF back in the day was epic, I remember it as vividly as the Atwater hit on Okoye.

The GOAT: Gronk – I don’t remember him ever failing in clutch moments. Physical freak.

Best Vikings TE: Steve Jordan

*my favorite Vikings TE will always be Jim Kleinsasser.

**don’t forget about Visanthe Shiancoe and the time he hung brain in the locker room on live TV.

SKOL

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 11:05 am

Goat for me is Kellen Winslow after watching him in that playoff game for in ’81 for San Diego.
13 receptions for 166 yards and a TD, and a game saving blocked field goal!

3 and 1/2 min Video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIlI1upRSm4

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 11:11 am

So many good ones. Hard to say who was best.
But believe Mike Ditka was the toughest.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 11:35 am

Favorite: Mike Ditka

goat: Kellen Winslow

best Viking ever: Steve Jordan

I love Jimmy too, he wasn’t a traditional TE, much more H back, it’s kind of what I expect new Viking Breedason to do

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
29 May 2026 12:00 pm

I’m also excited about Mad Max.

thats what I’m calling him.

I also love that he had as many rushing attempts as a college player as I did. Zero. Caught a few passes, but zero carries. Just primarily a blocker, and a good one.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 12:40 pm

Irv Smith Jr will be considered the greatest of all time, right after his breakout season.

My Favorite Vikings TE was Steve Jordan.

Shiancoe was pretty good but a little bottom heavy.

I liked Jimmy as a FB better than a TE.

All time great may be Gonzales.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mjolnir
29 May 2026 12:48 pm

RUDY!!

Rudolph
SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 10:53 am

Got to start the new thread with a hearty FTP.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
29 May 2026 10:56 am

Rec!

and…. F T P

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 10:52 am

No e-mails here but ‘re-log in’ every few days. A little more frequent than usual.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 11:07 am

I usually go weeks without logging in.
And then I get a few daily in a row and then back to weeks again.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 10:54 am

The Remember Me function could hide its own Easter eggs.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 11:37 am

Just refreash when it says to verify

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 10:43 am

Great video.

They’re going to get every dime, one way or another.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

KFEY93
29 May 2026 10:25 am

Whats this? fresh thread?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
29 May 2026 10:29 am

Bow got a raise.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
29 May 2026 10:41 am

Happy for him, on pay day too as well, good timing.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
29 May 2026 12:18 pm

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
29 May 2026 12:48 pm

Princess Bride Auto Rec.

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