Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: September 15, 2026

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Welcome to Tuesday, or better known as the day the QB not to be named takes off from football. The game may have been ugly for 2 1/2 quarters but, the final 1 1/2 quarters made up for it. Hopefully the rust is knocked off and we can get off to a better start this week. We will need it to beat the Bears. They looked dominant on Sunday, but it could be because they were facing Carolina.

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Gopack2025
Gopack2025
15 September 2026 8:05 pm

I was bitter over the loss Viking fans and I apologize.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gopack2025
16 September 2026 6:46 am

I was just curious on your thoughts on what went wrong. You have a different perspective than us, I’m sure.

Gopack2025
Gopack2025
15 September 2026 7:27 pm

Man that loss hurt Sunday.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gopack2025
15 September 2026 7:42 pm

I feel ya. We’ve been on the other side many times during the Rodgers years.

DE Viking
15 September 2026 4:31 pm

😬 😬 😬 😬 😬

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 4:37 pm

1st ballot, baby!!!

pirateflip
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 4:50 pm

No jinx.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 September 2026 6:47 am

AND he’s made all his FGs too, right? I mean, I don’t count the ones where a cable deflected the ball.

peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:55 pm

Paul Allen is sounding the Gjallerhorn in week 7!

KFEY93
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 4:14 pm

I heard KOC ask him if he wanted to do that on KFAN when I was driving for work today. Thought that was pretty cool.

peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 2:35 pm

you know who sucked this week?

Drake Maye
Bo Nix
JJ McCarthy

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:06 pm

Forgot Penix

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 September 2026 3:10 pm

he’s always bad though, right?

Mjolnir
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:15 pm

Sean Payton also sucked

and worth mentioning…..

so did the Chicago defense

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 September 2026 3:20 pm

all true, and important

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 September 2026 3:56 pm

Their defense is going to be ass this year. I was calling it months ago. The ONLY redeeming stat they had was turn overs which is a luck based stat and is unsustainable from year to year. They were bottom in the league in every other defensive category. Their offense better be top of the league or they are going to lose A LOT of high scoring games. Which is just peachy with me.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 6:24 pm

Why did JJ (QB) suck this week?
I thought he sat on the bench like a Pro.

USAF82
USAF82
15 September 2026 1:32 pm

Caleb is a very gifted athlete his problem is mental toughness once something goes wrong for him can he recover? I was not happy with our D until late in the game, hope it was just lack of playing as a team and they will have their poop in a group Sunday. I think its time for a eff it go all in get Burrow here while we have a decent team. Not satisfied with the midget, Wentz is tough and JJ is just so raw, none of them gives me confidence.

KFEY93
Reply to  USAF82
15 September 2026 1:42 pm

It was one half of game one, the defense will be just fine. They deff schemed some things in there the first quarter for the defense. The allowed 3pts the entire second half. Lets not lose the forest through the trees here folks. Im not singling you out on this, there was a few folks yesterday echoing the same thing and I just feel folks should consider getting larger sample sizes of EVERYTHING before drawing bold conclusions. Same with the O line. They literally have not played a single snap with each other since last season. All O lines are terrible right now. Lets get to week 3 or 4 before starting to project out how good or bad a unit will be.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  USAF82
15 September 2026 1:45 pm

I am thinking that bringing all of that pressure left gaps in the coverage that FTP was able to exploit a time or 3. Plus a couple of missed assignments/bad angles (coughTheoJacksoncough) led to a few others.
The FTP OL wore down and Flo adjusted and we were more successful in closing those gaps as the game wore on.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  USAF82
15 September 2026 2:32 pm

The theory I’ve heard about the 2nd half success from the defense is simply that it’s designed to be high risk / high reward and that it wears offensive lineman down over the course of a game (so most success comes late).

If that’s true by design, and the Vikings can stay committed to the run (and do so effectively), that could be trouble for opposing offenses. Minnesota had a large time-of-possession advantage at one point during the game yesterday, I believe.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 5:54 pm

we will see all 4 QBs on the roster this season.
Possible we poach another teams practice squad for a 5th.

We know Wentz will not last. JJ will make it fewer snaps than the Midget.
Brosmer may last longer, but nobody wants to see that….

Northwoods
Reply to  USAF82
15 September 2026 3:25 pm

A couple of times watching Wentz get up from being knocked down, the grimace on his face took me back to the beating he got last year.

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 3:34 pm

Yeah, he won’t last long.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Northwoods
16 September 2026 6:55 am

Yeah and then I see like there were basically very little QB pressures given up by the OL and I’m like… wut?

DE Viking
Reply to  USAF82
15 September 2026 4:27 pm

I think its time for a eff it go all in get Burrow here while we have a decent team.

Damn straight it is.
Give up three 1st rounders, and probably a solid player.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 4:38 pm

Addison for Tee Higgins straight up. Along with the firsts.

Edgecrusher71
15 September 2026 1:04 pm

🤣

1000051840
MT Viking
15 September 2026 11:38 am

Our Danube cruise was set to embark in four days. I was really looking forward to rest and relaxation as I have worked steadily throughout the summer to allow those with kids to take summer vacation. In my younger days I could deal with working several months in a row but the insane volume added to the weeks on end has given me a major case of the go fudge yourselves.

The cruise line emailed us and said there were “significant” modifications due to low water. The modifications were so significant that we had to cancel the cruise, they refunded us in the form of vouchers so we have twelve months to rebook the same or future cruise. So all in all nothing to really cry about.

Still sucks, I was so looking forward to it. Now we are scrambling to find alternate itinerary, maybe a road trip to Dickinson for a day. YAY! grumble grumble

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 11:44 am

pictured: MT

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MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 12:04 pm

Were you in Boulder or Grand Junction back in the day, ppb?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 12:49 pm

I visited Boulder a couple of times, but I lived in Lakewood, Evergreen, Denver, and Colorado Springs.

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 12:50 pm

Ah, we were thinking of doing a circle tour of Moab and Grand Junction.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:51 pm

Colorado Springs was nice back in the 90s when we were going to college
last time we drove through there in 2018 it had grown so much I didn’t recognize the city

MT Viking
Reply to  Rob
15 September 2026 4:16 pm

Fun fact: Rob was baked on 420-friendly products and didn’t realize he was driving in Denver.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 4:46 pm

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Rob
16 September 2026 6:48 am

I loved it in 2005 when I moved there

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 12:25 pm

Take a trip to visit a Buc-ees.
Closest one is in Colorado, there could be other possible things to see there.
#grin

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 12:39 pm

Only thing redeemable in Dickinson are there two good restaurants. Brickhouse and Los Cabos for Mexican. El Sombrero is okay as well.

pirateflip
15 September 2026 10:56 am

How is everyone liking the new virtual measurement? You don’t get to see them spot the ball, you don’t see how they determine where the line to gain is, just a graphic of what the computer thinks happened. Not that the chains were always accurate, but at least it felt somewhat legit allowing for human error. But then it’s all entertainment anyway…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 11:09 am

4th down and two dicks to go

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 12:38 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  pirateflip
15 September 2026 11:02 am

It just gives the NFL control as they can input any result that they want.

Wrenage
Reply to  pirateflip
15 September 2026 11:09 am

I like it. Feels faster.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
15 September 2026 11:13 am

Faster yes, more accurate…. barely (1/2 inch maybe)

MT Viking
Reply to  pirateflip
15 September 2026 11:31 am

I love the speed.

DE Viking
Reply to  pirateflip
15 September 2026 12:30 pm

I was ready for the virtual measurement to say “First Down Pukers”
Figured it was rigged.

Like any rule/decision with the NFL these days, it doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in an honest system.

PA Viking Fan
15 September 2026 10:21 am

About the Pukers taking the 3 points off the board, then getting stuffed by Big Citrus. I was shocked because the 3 points made it an 8 point game and we would have need the TD AND the 2 point conversion to tie. That is a totally different game if the FG made it a 7 point game. Stupid move, and it may cost “The Flower” his job this year

manly-purple
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
15 September 2026 11:23 am

Agreed. And at that point, there was a good amount of time left.

Northwoods
15 September 2026 9:27 am

Anyone here experienced with running household electric?

Northwoods
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 10:02 am

LOL. I know just enough to be dangerous.

Last week I had 2 outlets die – one GFCI in the guest bathroom, and an external outlet on the back of the house very near to that bathroom. At our camper up north we have an external outlet and it is controlled by the GFCI in the bathroom, so I was guessing this was the same situation.

So I replaced the bathroom outlet with a new GFCI. What was interesting was there is only one set of wires going to the GFCI, and they were run backwards (hot went into the pole marked WHITE, and white wire into the HOT side. Both outlets worked for the 9 years since moving into the house.

So, only one set of wires going into that outlet, nothing coming out, I figured that this outlet does not control the external one, but I was wrong – replacing the bathroom GFCI restored power to the external outlet. (and I wired the new outlet with correct orientation)

What sort of witchcraft is this?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 10:15 am

I actually dealt with the same situation a couple of weekends ago. My smoker wouldn’t turn on – deck outlet was dead. I reset an outlet in a bathroom that had tripped and the deck outlet came back on. The deck outlet doesn’t have the test/reset buttons, so I was a little surprised.

I’ll be curious to see if you find resolution on your mystery!

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 11:30 am

Any additional wires in the back? Sounds like the GFCI has an upstream common wire with the outdoor outlet, but obviously there is no load wire going to the exterior.

Use a three-light receptacle/GFCI tester on both the bathroom and exterior receptacles. Verify that both indicate correct wiring. Then press the TEST button on the bathroom GFCI.

If pressing TEST kills the exterior outlet, then the exterior receptacle really is downstream of that GFCI somehow—and there’s additional wiring or a junction that isn’t obvious from what you’re seeing in the bathroom box. With only one 2-conductor cable attached to LINE, I’d want to understand that wiring.
If pressing TEST does NOT kill the exterior outlet, then the exterior outlet is not protected by that bathroom GFCI, and its coming back to life when you replaced the GFCI was probably related to an upstream/shared connection or something disturbed during the work.
Given that it’s an outdoor receptacle, I’d definitely establish whether it actually has GFCI protection rather than assuming it does.

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
15 September 2026 1:28 pm

Solid advice/instruction, thanks.

No, no additional wires off the old outlet, nor any visible behind the box (but there’s only the tiny opening the existing wire comes through, so can’t see much).

I’ll pick up a GFCI outlet tester and run some diagnostics.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 2:36 pm

did you try pressing the test button and seeing if the outdoor outlet turned off?

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:27 pm

I did not – we were having monsoon-like rain at the time.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 3:28 pm

But I can do that as soon as I get home

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 3:47 pm

We want to know!

We’re bored!

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 4:16 pm

So, the outside outlet still has power when the TEST button is pressed on the bathroom GFCI.

I don’t know if that occurred prior to replacing the bathroom GFCI, when it was wired backwards.

Should I rewire it backwards and try the test again? What would it gain me if the outside box shuts off when the bathroom GFCI pops?

We really only use the outside outlet to prep our pull behind camper (cool down the fridge and freezer before a trip) and we have a huge surge protector on the cord.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
16 September 2026 6:49 am

Gosh, beats me

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 10:05 am

I can turn a light switch on as well as the next guy. So up usually means on and down usually means off unless there is a shared switch on the same line.

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
15 September 2026 11:25 am

A metric tonne.

DE Viking
15 September 2026 9:23 am

I don’t think this will work against Da Bears.

manly-purple
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 9:31 am

Definitely needs to ease up against Caleb. Dude is elusive. I hate watching him.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  manly-purple
15 September 2026 9:46 am

Or is it harder to evade 7 guys coming after you as opposed yo 4 or 5

manly-purple
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
15 September 2026 9:50 am

But Ben Johnson knows how to torch us.

We did a decent job against the Bears last year, but Ben used to really have our number with the Lions, so I expect him to learn from it.

As JacksonVike said, we need to be disciplined—uber disciplined. That’s how Caleb will kill us.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  manly-purple
15 September 2026 9:50 am

Was wondering if we kept a spy on The Crybaby who might be big and fast enough to catch him and bring him down consistently?
Van Ginkel? Turner? Cashman? Wilson? Golday is 6-4, 240 but I am not sure I trust a rookie with that assignment.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 September 2026 10:16 am

Turner is very fast.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  manly-purple
15 September 2026 10:05 am

I think B Flo is smart enough to adjust accordingly…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 10:16 am

FTP’s run threat is a little different than Chicago’s. It’ll be interesting to see how Flores gameplans for week 2.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
15 September 2026 2:55 pm

Our Blitz’s will absolutely work against Caleb….he sucks at reading a defense. Love was much better. We employ “zone blitzes”, the exact thing to do against caleb. Make him find a hole in the defense quickly. What doesn’t work against Caleb is “man blitzes” since everyone not blitzing has their backs to the QB, enabling a mobile QB like Caleb to take off. Blitz the hell out of him, stay disciplined, make him make quick decisions…he is no Love. I kind of think our D is best to contain this Chicago O, but we will see.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 September 2026 3:11 pm

I hope you’re right.

I definitely agree that the defense will have to maintain discipline to not allow broken positive plays for that Bears offense.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 September 2026 3:58 pm

This is the comment I NEED. Amen. Love it.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 September 2026 6:27 pm

 I kind of think our D is best to contain this Chicago O’

#nojinx

peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 7:18 am

sean payton looking sad and stupid and embarrassed last night on national tv, hahahahaha

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 7:43 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 9:29 am

The perfect ending to a great NFL weekend.

NoDakRube
15 September 2026 7:07 am

Happy Kirk Tuesday!!!
Old QBs can fall off of a cliff in a hurry.
Some think Cousins has lost his fastball. His arm just isn’t what it used to be.

Why Kirk Cousins’ arm strength concerns could push Raiders to Fernando Mendoza

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 7:54 am

That is exactly correct.

KFEY93
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 12:42 pm

Lol they downvoted him because the told the truth. Let me balance that out a bit.

KFEY93
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 1:47 pm

He was his old self, accurate in high percentage, shorter range throws, handing off to a good RB and beat up on what will be the 1-3 worst team in the league at home. Yay. Its going to get laughably bad the second the play a good defense.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  KFEY93
15 September 2026 2:38 pm

Very likely, IMO. What’s their schedule like, though?

I could see Kirk Cousins going 3-1 against bad teams, getting hurt, and letting the young guy take the blame for several losses against better teams.

KFEY93
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 4:04 pm

Chargers, Saint, Chiefs, Pats, Bills, Rams in that order for the next 6. I see them maybe beating the Saints to drop to 2-5 before the play the Jets. If Kwerk can stay up right through that time, he will be replaced come the Jets game. You saw it here first!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 2:46 pm

even when his arm was strong, he often took the check down hoping the receiver would turn into Percy Harvin

Wrenage
15 September 2026 6:43 am

Skoloholics Pick ‘Em League Week One Summary
It’s a brand new season in the Skoloholics Pick ‘Em League, and I don’t think it is any exaggeration to say it is the most exciting thing that has ever happened in my life. It is up there with that time I found a really cool stick while walking.

PA Viking Fan came in at the top. Then again, PA Viking Fan always comes in at the top. We need to gang up on him and take him down a notch. Maybe we can come up with a handicap rule for PA. For example, he must always put 16 confidence points on the Packers to win or something like that.

I came in second. This makes sense. I put in a lot of offseason training and employ a new picking technique: I wear my bifocals, so I can actually read the names of the teams…

Mjolnir comes in third. I think this is Mjolnir’s first time in the league? Or at least the first time using his official handle? If I’m wrong, you’ll have to forgive me. I wear bifocals. What do you expect?

JacksonVike came in at a solid fourth place. I’m pulling for JacksonVike. He is my dark horse this season. I actually asked my wife about putting a second mortgage on the house to bet on JacksonVike winning the league. She said, “Sounds like a sure thing! Do it!” She is very supportive that way.

Surly took the fifth spot. Fifth sound mediocre, but it is really not that bad. It is only five points out of second place. It is a good spot to be, just laying in the weeds to strike in week 2!

Peterplaysbass is in sixth. I think this is Peter’s first season, as well? I expect big things from him. Just the other day, I gave a motivation speech to a bunch of gradeschoolers and told them, “If you work hard, someday you can be in sixth place in the Skoloholics Pick ‘Em League like Peterplaysbass.” They then called me a “Boomer,” which is good, I think. It means I really gave an explosive speech.

Harrison Smith’s Metamucil is in seventh. I’m pretty sure that is Benjamin. He knows he can push my “Harrison Smith is too old” button and get me frothing at the mouth with the rage I feel at seeing Smith return. Oh well. Maybe he will get his 40th interception. That will be a great story to tell his grandkids…when he sees them next week.

Bowbunch came in at eight. We have to cut him some slack, though. He probably made his picks from a tree stand while a grizzly was trying to climb up and get him.

DE Viking came in last with 88 points. I think we can all appreciate him giving us a head start. It is rare and uncommon to find the quality of mercy in people today.

Everyone got the Pittsburg, Lions, Jax and Eagles games right. Everyone got the FREAKING Chargers wrong.

We had two GENIUS picks. Mjolnir was the only one to get the Rams/49ers game right. And Bowbunch was the only one to get the Jets/Titans game right.

We also had two ICONOCLAST picks. Bowbunch was the only one to take the Patriots over the Seahags. Peterplaysbass was the only one to take the Dolphins over the Raiders.

We had no TRAITOR picks this week. Everyone took the Vikings to win. Maybe one could claim DE and I are almost traitors because we took the Vikings to win with only one confidence point. I prefer to think that we successfully resisted our inner Eyores, however. That’s a big psychological step.

One more item: I am pretty sure I picked the Giants over the Cowboys, but then I looked and saw I got the loss because I had the Cowboys picked. I am going to file a complaint with the commissioner that someone hacked my account and changed that pick to sabotage my season.

Me: Commissioner, I would like to file a complaint.

Commissioner (also me): What is your complaint?

Me: Someone hacked my account, changed a pick and cost me six points.

Commissioner (also me): Sounds legit. Moving forward, everyone will recognize that you actually have six more points than your official score shows. So you are sitting at 106 points.

Me: Thank you. Truly, you are a benevolent leader.

Commissioner (also me): I try…By the way, Herbert is a better looking Dak Prescott.

Me: I hate you…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
15 September 2026 7:17 am

I find it surprising that I’m the only one who picked against kurt cousins

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 September 2026 7:54 am

fair enough

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
15 September 2026 8:52 am

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Wrenage
15 September 2026 7:26 am

Great summary, LOL!

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
15 September 2026 10:19 am

Just dont make me take the Eagles……

NoDakRube
15 September 2026 6:29 am

2nd!
FTP! FTB!

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 September 2026 6:31 am

FTL????

NoDakRube
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
15 September 2026 6:46 am

We will there….

Mjolnir
15 September 2026 6:28 am

1st

FTP

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 September 2026 7:25 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 September 2026 9:32 am

FTP Auto Rec.

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