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Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Again, let’s talk about Vikings GM Kwesi-Adofo Mensah. How happy are you with his tenure thus far? Good? Bad? Why?

Minnesota Vikings News:

From the Inforum, a bio on Austin Schlottman, who will be the starting center if Bradbury is a no-go.

Vikings.com has a preview of the week 2 Vikings-Eagles game, and an updated injury report for the Vikings and Eagles.

CBS Sports has a week one injury report roundup from around the NFL.

NFL.com ranked the NFL’s nine biggest week one developments.

Video of the Day:

Seems like a good day for The Rodeo Song. CAUTION: NSFW LANGUAGE IN THIS SONG! Lots of it. Enjoy!

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skolifer
skolifer
14 September 2023 11:18 pm

Well…a silver lining perhaps. A few days ago, I pointed out the the Twins point differential for the season was 69. After todays 10-2 beat down of the White Sox. IIRC, they likely won’t achieve that milestone again this season.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 10:42 pm
freezeyface
14 September 2023 10:35 pm

I know I’m bitter as it happened to us. But can we get rid of this insane “touchback” on a fumble rule. How does it make sense. If someone can explain how a team that gets the ball to the 1 inch line deserves a turnover if a ball gets punched out of thr end zone, and can make it logical, I will change my tune

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
15 September 2023 5:27 am

The End Zone is defined as the area of the field where possession changes while the ball is in play. Thus when a ball is fumbled in the end zone and it goes out of bounds, possession must change.

freezeyface
14 September 2023 10:33 pm

Vikings football always seems to be combined with what ifs

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 10:33 pm

Our running game…9 rushes for 28 yards lol….

Mattison sucks so bad. Two fumbles both lost but kept one off a penalty. We’re stuck with this fuck all year.

freezeyface
14 September 2023 10:31 pm

Well that sucked.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 10:21 pm

Good night

VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 10:21 pm

Sigh.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
14 September 2023 10:20 pm

On one of the sports talking shows today (maybe NFL Network?), the subject was “Is Justin Jefferson being wasted by being on the Vikings.” Ugh!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
14 September 2023 10:26 pm

Yes but he fumbled away the TD we needed.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 10:17 pm

Inability to stop the run is Kirk’s fault

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:17 pm

It is his fault.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:23 pm

Lol…I thought you were a man of logic. It’s not Kirk’s fault, it’s on the offense as a whole. The defense played a full game of football in the 1st half. Unlike you, apparently, they’re human.

That said, I’d love to get your signature at some point, Wolverine. You’re my favorite X-man.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
15 September 2023 5:30 am

It wouldn’t have mattered if the defense played well.
Kirk is Kirk at the most opportune times.

skolifer
skolifer
14 September 2023 10:17 pm

We’ve got them right where we want them.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 10:15 pm

That was a shitty shitty onside kick by Jospeh. Of course he sucks at that.

skolifer
skolifer
14 September 2023 10:14 pm

We suck at onside kicks.

VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 10:12 pm

Making it interesting at least. Just imagine if we didn’t have 4 turnovers.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 10:17 pm

What team can win with FOUR turnovers. Yikes.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 10:11 pm

TD Hock!

skolifer
skolifer
14 September 2023 10:09 pm

When they say Matt Patricia is at Philly as a “special assistant”, I’m assuming they mean he rides the short bus to work?

KFEY93
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 10:11 pm

That dude EATS lead pencils.

KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:09 pm

The defense was on the field for 75% of the game and held them in check for 10 pts for 90% of the first half. Yet look at the score. Turn overs on the offense caused this loss. Yet people will complain about the defense tomorrow. Just astounding. AND ANOTHER TURN OVER on offense. Flores aint gonna wanna be here next season lol.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:12 pm

Agreed. Ben’s an idiot (tonight).

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 10:19 pm

They gave up 260 yards in the ground, what the actual fuck are you talking about

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:27 pm

I guess you didn’t watch the game. They were on the field nearly the entirety of the first 3 quarters.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
14 September 2023 10:06 pm

I hate losing to the Eagles almost as much as losing to the Packers. UGH!!!

KFEY93
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
14 September 2023 10:09 pm

Teddy retire yet?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:12 pm

He’s a lion

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:14 pm

He’s a back up for the Lions this year.

KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:06 pm

Stat PADDING TIME!!!

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 10:06 pm

any way they could give philly a FG and take 14 of our points off the board so I can be right about something tonight?

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 10:09 pm

Nope just accept you were wrong and Im right like a man and grow from it.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 10:04 pm

Lol, another KJ drop

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:05 pm

Wasnt that Mattison?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:06 pm

It was both

VikingPhilip
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:07 pm

Both

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:20 pm

Yes, Osborn and then Mattison

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:07 pm

Agreed

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 10:02 pm

Harrison Smith looks like he should be in an assisted living facility

KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:01 pm

Hunter about as worthless a s shit flavored lolly pop. And he wanted top DE money, gtfo out of here man

VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 10:01 pm

We are giving everyone a prime timeline at how to beat us. Just run.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 10:00 pm

What a shit defense, turnovers also suck

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:03 pm

They haven’t been great at stopping the run but 4 turnovers keeping them on the field, come on. Came expect much when the offense keeps giving the ball back. Kj needs to learn how to catch the damn ball too.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:04 pm

Defense sucked because of offense’s turnovers. Thought you were smart.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 10:21 pm

They are allowed to get a stop

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:36 pm

Yes but…based on what I (thought I) know about you, you’ve worked out before, yes?

At some point, you’re at your limit in terms of reps, right?

In the first half (I haven’t looked at the final numbers), the TOP for the offense versus defense was wildly imbalanced. Between the play calls and the offensive fuckups, the defense had no chance.

They were gassed…simple as that.

I agree, if you were on the team things would have been different because you’re amazing. But despite the defensive talent we have, they’re not as good as you.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 10:00 pm

Done

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:59 pm

Dagger…..

VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:58 pm

This is just sad.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 10:01 pm

It’s why I was and am so frustrated…I know what this team can do but they’re just losers who choke…when the pressure is off and it’s a blow out they ball…when its tight they choke. Used all that shit up last year

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 9:53 pm

I mean look at this…one score down late, 4 turnovers, one a freaking TD and we’ll lose this game still. We’re not winning this game you know it, I know it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:56 pm

Still can’t stop the run

DE Viking
14 September 2023 9:52 pm

Need a big stop by the D

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  DE Viking
14 September 2023 9:54 pm

Maybe that score will inspire the D to keep fighting. I hate the Eagles.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 9:52 pm

Nice TD but now you HAVE TO STOP THE FUCKING RUN

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:51 pm

Cousins! Cold blooded! KJ redeemed! Let’s fucking go!!!! Get a stop! Our turn for a turnover!

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:59 pm

Cold blooded, dude almost got sacked waiting for a wide open WR to get MORE open. Fuckin lol

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:50 pm

KJ!
TD!!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:53 pm

Redemption for the earlier drop.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:48 pm

JJ lost an expensive necklace

VikingPhilip
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:51 pm

My wife asked why we wearing all that bling while he is playing.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:53 pm

Yeah, why do that!

Mjolnir
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:52 pm

He got it back!

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:46 pm

Gonna have to make a FA OL move this week. Gotta bring someone in.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:52 pm

would have been nice to keep Lowe but Keshia had to trade him.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 9:44 pm

Offense sucks too, are you fucking kidding me Osborn?

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:43 pm

JJ!! Kirko got rocked!!

VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:43 pm

Udoh hurt

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:44 pm

Uh oh

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:46 pm

put Oliver at LT he’ll do better. Poor fella he’s hurt bad. He’s not a bad kid he just sucks.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:47 pm

Why not

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 9:53 pm

No problem her sucks anyway

bowbunch
bowbunch
14 September 2023 9:43 pm

Can they trade kj and let Nailor play already?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
14 September 2023 9:47 pm

No doubt…working his way out of the league on a contract year.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 10:00 pm

Wernt you the one touting he was a stud WR2.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:41 pm

We can still win. Go get it Vikes!
Skol!

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:40 pm

Big play Hunter!!! Back to back!

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:40 pm

Two sacks by Hunter

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 9:40 pm

is anyone elses prime feed freezing at certain times. Not a lot but only durning plays.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:41 pm

Mines been fine, no glitches at all.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:42 pm

Nope

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:42 pm

Not mine.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:43 pm

Cool thanks…something on my end. Probably my rage.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:44 pm

Nope

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:48 pm

No. Bezos hates you.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 9:49 pm

Sorry. Meant for Lifer.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 9:51 pm

I told that one big eye’d fucker get in line.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:45 pm

[no

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 9:40 pm

Thank god the Vikings fired donatell whose defense gave up 5-10 yard pass completions every play and replace him with Flores, whose defense gives up 5-10 yards on every rushing play, it’s so much better.

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:38 pm

It might be the grass….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:40 pm

I think the Vikings might have smoked some grass before the game.

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:37 pm

I’m smelling a pick 6….

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 9:32 pm

KOC gets the ball back and runs the ball when their secondary is shit. Just throw it around the yard…only shot they have.

Mjolnir
14 September 2023 9:30 pm

Just getting manhandled. The lack of a maneater in the middle is as glaring as the lack of strength on the interior.

FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 9:29 pm

We can still win. Go get it Vikes!
Skol!

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 9:27 pm

This defense is so awesome

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:30 pm

They are selfish. They want to play the whole game and not let the offense play.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:32 pm

They’re worn out. Time of possession: 13:44 vs. 31.16

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:35 pm

Not your smartest comment ever. They’re the only reason we’re still in this game. KOC’s offense is shit. And the defense has been in the field forever.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 9:38 pm

Yup…they again of done enough….bumbling offense and KOC heads up ass.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 9:41 pm

Yeah, giving up 200 rushing yards is a heat recipe for a win

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:46 pm

Love you bro but our defense has been in the field for like two games.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 9:54 pm

Yeah because they can’t stop the run

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 10:01 pm

Yeah because Powell fumbled a punt, Mattison fumbles a carry, Kirk fumbles a strip sack and JJ fumbles a reception. They couldn’t get off the field. They played a full game in the first half of football.

Not to mention, KOC can’t call plays.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
14 September 2023 10:22 pm

Yeah and they can’t stop the run

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