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Hey, another day closer to Vikings football. The team hasn’t had many bounces go their way this year, and they’ve shot themselves in the foot numerous times. Hopefully, Sunday will be a springboard game for the Vikings, but as we all know, take nothing for granted.
I’m so #*)@#*% tired of Taylor Swift. I hope he dumps her soon so she can go write 100 crappy songs about it & get away from football & quit ruining my life.
Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day
If the Vikings regress back to the mean, and at least finish the season around .500, do you think that the Vikings will move up in the draft to snag a Caleb Williams or one of the top prospects?
I feel like they’re gonna move up to the top spot, or one of the top spots, and try to snag their favorite QB, whomever that may be.

Minnesota Vikings News:
SI.com thinks that Bryce Young playing may be good for the Vikings.
As the losses add up, Kirk Cousins admits that ‘football torments’ him, according to TwinCities.com.
At Vikings.com, Adam Thielen wraps his head around his reunion with the Vikings as he prepares to face his former team for the first time.
CBS Sports has your week 4 injury report highlights from around the NFL.
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Good thing we play the Lions late this season. Hopefully by then our young D will get their shit together and our offense will stop handing the ball to the other team.
So if the packers lose but get close, are all these stats considered garbage time, like they would be for kirk, since they were down multiple scores??
Asking for a friend
Of course
I made a pretty funny biblical joke at work today that I know you would have loved
Ok so I said to a coworker. Why the heck did we sign davenport. Was it one of those deals where we actually thought we were trading for Cameron Jordan but got tricked like Jacob got tricked by Laban and we got stuck with the uglier worse defensive lineman?
Thanks for sharing.
it was probably hilarious in person.
😄
Shush
Lol
VP will probably love it, BTW.
Yes. It happens in the NFL almost weekly.
One team gets a big lead.
Then said team does their “prevent” defense and the offense goes into run out the clock mode. This allows the team trailing to score points, which makes the game closer than it appears.
But, occasionally the team leading can’t get out of their “prevent” mode and choke away the game.
Packers are getting favored calls again.
And even more favoritism by the officials
Packers have a total of 50 yards passing, 7 yards rushing and lost 36 yards on sacks.
21 total yards of Offense for the half.
We may have a hard time beating Detroit this year.
It’s so awesome watching the Pukers look like the 3 stooges on National TV
LaFleur looking for some answers
Yes, I hope they’re terrible for a decade.
Lions are kicking the shit outta the Packers
Good. More of this. Lot of livestock in fear right now. It’s so much worse when FTP loses….
NVF and skolifer are going to need to have a cage match.
It’ll be tricky…
Have to fit it in between the 4 a.m Europe call and when the Asian markets close.
Fridays are basically the weekend. I’m guessing only 1 or 2 assassinations scheduled for the day.
😀
You mockin me… Mr Gambini?
Laughing… not even close.
He may beat my ass but I’ll still be right. I mean, he is a war dog after all, just ask him (or don’t, he’ll tell you anyway).
I’ve made a career around studying and trying to understand human behavior. To be clear, I’m not a psychologist/psychiatrist…just a business guy, previously military guy, that believes in the importance of human connections.
And in my experience, he’s as full of shit as they come.
What branch of service?
Navy…submarines
Awesome. Both of my Grandfathers served. Regular Army. Then Grandpa Hammer joined the National Guard and Grandpa Nails started a small business as an electrician.
Skolifer whatever your opinion of me is supremely inconsequential. I think you probably know that though. When people down me here personally, I consider the source.
The Packers are losing.
Lions are thumping that ass again….Love is not that impressive after sitting for 3 yrs learning. He is not processing what he is seeing fast enough. Has the arm, accuracy not so sure seems to miss throws a bit much.
17-3. I hope they get embarrassed at home.
Love not looking very good yet, but maybe he’s just getting warmed up…
He just got picked off. And Detroit made them pay.
It’s a runaway!!! 24-3…
Packers want to fall behind by more than 33 points, so they can have the greatest comeback in NFL history.
Metal🤘
Metal?!?
Got the Ryder Cup set to record. I have a 4 a.m. meeting with Europe, so once that’s done I’ll start watching the recording.
Some interesting matches and teams. Talk some this weekend.
Meeting an entire continent, that’s impressive
Laughing… EUCOM and AFRICOM
I guess I’ll be watching replays don’t have a DVR with apple streaming but that’s fine with golfing early on Saturday and such and no way I’m getting up a 1AM to watch it.
5’oclock boys….get ye a cold’n…
This’ll do….
I have one of those but saving it! I can’t smoke everyday I’ll save it for the weekends and special sporting events or such. The dopamine rush which is what THC does to get you high the next day when your dopamine levels crash it can cause depression feeling. Just the natural chemical up and downs in the body and I can’t smoke every day to feel normal again that is too much for me.
I get it. I smoke everyday. Cheaper than keeping an attorney on retainer.
It’s by far the best form of medication to level out no doubt about it I am 100% on board with that. It is why it is the only substance I would use personally other than mushrooms which are also a natural occurring chemical your body can easily process.
NA? Whats the point? Lol
The point is you don’t put alcohol in your system which is absolutely terrible for you especially when you’re north of 50 and your organs don’t process toxins as well. I’ve studied it intensely and it’s not pretty the chemical reactions that occur when you ingest alcohol molecules.
That said man NA options are off the charts good now. The one above tastes exactly like the regular one you cannot tell the difference. Also Guinness makes one that is the same brewed right from the original brewery in Dublin and tastes exactly like regular Guinness.
True true. The Guinness one would intrigue me. Idk, when I drink I wanna feel the looseness and the buzz that the alcohol gives me. Im well aware its terrible for you.
😂 thats just wrong
That’s a lot of coke VP.
I didn’t know you like to party like that
Another day at the mine wasted.
Here is another one for you.
Cops called for a wellness check after Brittany Spears posted this on insta-tok
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cxo9Zqcr_IS/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=d9dfdb9c-b8c2-4d3d-8824-fee5bd7b0176&ig_mid=B02AFEA5-DC80-4E8D-8855-A4CAA9AAAA3B
What are people doing? They call the cops because of this??? Stupid.
She was higher than a Georgia pine.
.
Didn’t look it to me, but even if she was, what are people doing calling the cops on her for dancing on a video?
Dancing waving butcher knives around is very abnormal behavior. She’s likely high on pills would be my guess.
I do that all the time…
Don’t we all lol…
They weren’t real knives, just Halloween decorations.
I’m sure.
When is she NOT high/drunk?
based on the above….not often I’m guessing.
I’ve slept with way crazier chicks then this.
So have I, unless she does the knife thing while having coitus
You guys slept with crazier women than a high out of her gourd chick dancing and waving butcher knives around??
Holy fuck man we need to hear some stories then…
There are all kinds of sword and knife dances I’ve seen all over the world, and she doesn’t look drunk or high at all.
Well NVF you may have been around the world and seen a lot of shit but I’m from WVa and I know a pill head when I see one and she is absolutely on some form of medications.
Lifer, you can be crazy at times but I don’t think you’re dumb. You ever wonder why NVF spends so much time touting his supposed “credentials” (not to mention his use of big words/phrases, often incorrectly)?
I do, because, I’ll admit, I have a weakness when it comes to frauds. I know I should just let it go but it’s hard…I simply hate BS.
Nearly 100% of people I’ve known that have legit creds, don’t flaunt it. Those that do are nearly 100% full of shit. Alas, most just want to keep the peace and let it slide. Whatever. but if you haven’t figured it out, he’s FOS.
I get that but I’ve come to a point in my life live and let live unless you’re fucking with my family or me in a negative way.
If someone wants to come here and build a false persona hey they might need that emotionally or there is an outside chance they’re telling the truth. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that doesn’t effect me in any way.
Bro, you do realize you’re highly unpredictable, right? I appreciate what you said but it was just a few days ago MT, probably the least offensive person in the history of the Internet, said some innocuous comment about you retiring and you lit him up?
Seriously, I’m laughing but, seriously. You’re not known for your consistency
MT was intentionally although trying to pass it off as being “curious” how I can afford to not work, be golfing all the time and then he insulted my former profession because he was bitching and whining about his current work drama. I saw through it and lit his ass up. No inconsistency just me seeing the BS and you not.
Maybe but that’s not really MT’s MO, IMO.
BTW, random but I was listening to my playlist last week on a road trip and ‘Levon’ by Elton John came on. I love that song but I can no longer listen to it and not think of you…”blows up balloons all day”.
Lol, and it’s a compliment, not a criticism.
Love that song, I remember as a kid when Elton John came on the scene before all the gay glam the dude could just sing so well. He is an amazing performer.
Hmmm… well I’ve never considered anything I have presented here as “flaunting”. Maybe it’s just how people see it from their particular place in life.
OK “war dog”.
That I am.
Thanks for verifying my position on you. Enough said.
You’re welcome…
That’s some real talk. Respect the no frills. I’ve met a lot of blow hard types over the years – one guy who talked nonstop about being a Marine and would walk around the unit saying ‘Simplify!…. It’s the Marine credo!…’ (it’s not, I’ve never served but I know it’s not and stolen valor really pisses me off) Got the pleasure of watching his face turn white when we hired a former Marine DI who quietly and politely told him that it was ‘Semper Fi’ and that he he wasn’t going to ask any more questions about it. I’ve met several SF guys over the years… SEALS and the like – they all have one thing in common. THEY. DO. NOT. BOAST. Often living by the idea that ‘When we fail everyone knows and when we succeed nobody knows…’ I, personally can’t speak to NVF or his exploits as I often scroll past his posts as it’s often cut & pasted info from an opponent’s website or ESPN or both, or Golf talk – I’m not knocking either, I just have no interest in either. But I appreciate you being candid.
We should smoke a joint sometime, although it’s been awhile for me.
😄
Hell yeah. I’ve worked in both corrections and mental health. Started in private security and did a ton of that part-time and then got into corrections, learned PPCT and became an instructor then ended up traveling to various mental health institutions to teach various hold/restraint techniques that were appropriate for patients as opposed to inmates such as Mandt and TACT2 training. Have an infinite amount of stories of working around the mentally ill – from OCD patients that take 4 hours to shave to full blown paranoid schizophrenia patients who were extremely violent. Interesting stuff.
Well, a gentleman wouldn’t tell, but I casually a dated a woman that was into being berated, choked to the brink of unconsciousness, slapped, spanked with painful toys, bound, hot wax play, etc. she also wanted involve a gun, that’s where a drew the line.
My sister still calls you the one they got away….
Tell her I said hi
So, you shot her?
City of Brotherly Love needs the Marines. What a GD joke what this country is becoming.
My oldest daughter ask me to pick her up in Philly from NYC for Thanksgiving. I said no. Get to a place between Philly and NYC and I will gladly drive the extra half hour to pick you up. Freaking war zone in the cities.
Societal collapse. If people don’t think this behavior shouldn’t be dealt with harshly i have no words. I thank God my kids are grown. I’m just left with my thoughts now, doubt anyone cares.
Same. Mine are grown as well
That same shit was going on in Chiraq when I was there in 2010. There’s steps that can be taken as the CPD ain’t no joke but some retailers say see ya 👋 and close up shop.
Suppose i’d like a tie tonight but won’t happen. Kitties i guess.
A tie would be awesome
hey MT Viking, how’s the “Golden Bachelor”
Now this is even more frustrating…I think I would rather be a terrible team that can’t win than one of the best teams that beats itself week to week.
Coulda-woulda-shoulda doesn’t win trophies.
They’re just laying in the weeds, giving the other teams a head start so they can make a run the second half of the year and go into the playoffs without any attention on them.
I like. I don’t know that I believe it. But I like it. Now is the time to play shitty football I guess. Get the mistakes out of the way and go on a run?
according to some here, you are a bad vikings fan for wanting them to go on a run.
All they have to do is win the division, they’re 2.5 games out that can be made up especially if we win games in our division. It ain’t over yet.
I’m a GREAT fan! GREAT!
ya hear me?!?
sorry I yelled.
For about a hundred years or so of football , turnovers have always been a big issue
Big “no duh” moment here.
What a great day of fishing.
Me & the Goose, bag chair, old school pocket fisherman, R.C Cola aluminum can lure I made in Grandpa’s ice-house whilst listening to Scottie Graham carve up the Chiefs back in ‘93, AM/FM radio playing classic 60’s/70’s outlaw country, 2 pre-rolls, bag of Turkey sticks, thermos of coffee, phone locked in the truck….
It’s my buddy’s farm pond – NRD stocks it every few years. Nothing to keep. All catch and release and if you’re unlucky enough to catch one of the expensive bottom feeders trolling below you best get it unhooked and back in the water…. Alive. I’ve killed afternoons in worse ways.
Best part: Goose has a rubber boat squeaky toy that he loves. And he loves to swim. Many times I got to throw the toy out for him to retrieve in the water and would say:
’Quit playing with your dinghy!’
I miss Chris Farley
Skol
Why would NRD stock a private farm pond?
Been an agreement between them and the state for over 40 years as I understand it. They’ve got to maintain a certain quality level regarding the water, surrounding area, potential ground contamination, etc. I’ve fished there for almost 25 years now. This is one of several ponds his family owns on farm ground throughout Eastern Nebraska and I think they’ve all been stocked by NRD. I don’t know for certain but I’d speculate that the state also reserves the right to do various studies and stock with whatever fish they choose.
Depending on the fish hatchery system they have there I would guess they see it as an emergency supply of fish if needed as well should there be some sort of outbreak at the hatcheries.
Fished a farm pond couple times (public). 2-3 years stacked with crappies but they do die unless you stock. Good for you to have that access.
The old man died last year at 96 and I was an honorary pall bearer – so I’m close to them. He was born, raised and died on that land having only left to serve WW2. Lot of fond memories. Was informed about a week ago that the family is selling that property in particular and they’ll be writing it into the deal that a select few, including me, can fish there. I’m very lucky. But I do the whole ‘take only pictures, leave only footprints’ thing and you’d never know I was there.
Legendary. Pretty cool how they penciled you in. I’d take that to heart. May i ask what you mostly catch there?
Mainly largemouth bass. Occasionally will pull a yellow perch. I’ve never caught one of the Carp that ‘patrols’ the pond. One of the ponds farther north has a shitload of channel catfish – had lots of fun up there too.
Bass on light spinning gear as good as it gets.
I miss Farley as well, RIP
Now THIS is good sportsmanship and what make sports worth watching. Teach the kids the right way.
Here’s another one for ya NVF. I really like what Kirk is putting down here. We think the losses bother us…pffff….they eat these guys alive until the next game.
Positive – thought you moved over to the make fun of Kirk group.
I go back and forth all the time.
Welcome to the club Lifer.
Thought Cousins had two strong advocates here (Lifer and NLVF) against scores on the other side. Now Lifer has jumped ship. Terrible odds just got worse
I routinely defend Kirk against the more extreme takes.
You do.
I keep asking this why do you have to be in one camp or the other. He performs great….he performs terribly….criticisms and praise can be made at different times. I have always said he is a hard working, cerebral talented QB and to have one who is as good as he is is not easy to acquire. That said, he keeps hitting the same wall and honestly I think the vikings bad luck and decisions coupled with his limits is a bad fit. Vikings need a Mahomes level generational guy to get over the hump likely that’s why I would support a change. Getting said guy is another thing entirely.
What wall is he hitting? He is in the top of the league every single year in passing yards, and TD’s. Every year. Never missed a game for injury. I’ve watched him his whole career. His teams don’t lose because of him when they lose, but they generally win because of him when they win.
Wall is probably an inaccurate term to use…more the quality of team around him. He needs to be on a contender of Philly or San Fran’s level. If he were on the chiefs he could not take them to a SB and win it. If Mahomes was on the Vikings, we’re probably 2-1 or 3-0 and a SB contender. It’s not that Mahomes is THAT much better but its his style vs Cousins style that is the difference.
There goes society again! (Just joking around JR don’t take it personally I agree with you)
Cousins has been a competitor all his life. Don’t know why folks think otherwise. He hates to lose.
Who has said this on here?
I don’t think anyone’s said that but people have questioned his desire to win vs getting paid as much as possible
People have ridiculed his leadership, courage in the pocket (what pocket?) etc on this site relentlessly.
I don’t remember anyone questioning his courage. He does have a history of panicking, a lot, but that’s different. He’s tough physically but mentally he folds sometimes.
Laughing.. OK…
And has yet to win a DAMN thing. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, which gets filled first?
He owns many franchise records for both the Vikings and the Redskins, as well as an NFL record. So yeah, keep acting like he’s a nothing burger.
I will because it is. Those are personal accolades, nothing of substance to anyone but himself. Not one person outside of you or Kirk gives a shit about those. He’s never been a part of a team that won anything. After 20 years the common factor is him.
Both if you’re wishing for a handful of shit…..
Sweatshirt ogre man makes good point about farmland
https://twitter.com/9mm_smg/status/1707187923852869669?t=vL8qtgy6neBr8A52vYuy5g&s=19
the couch actually had a LP designation.
But he tweaked the ankle in one on one drills.
Let’s play this game. What is KOC telling Kirk?
KOC is a doting Mother. “C’mon Kirk baby!”. KOC pats refs on the back when they go against him.
‘Your balls are showing…..’
BUMBLE BAY TUNA!
*bee
Ah, thank you for the correction!
“It’s not your fault”
It says wrong answers only
Whoops….100% that’s what he said to him. My bad.
The tweet said Wrong answers only, not what he actually said
I was got to post this
Don’t worry, no veteran QB would know to spike the ball there without the HC holding his hand.
What if your entire body was covered in the same skin on your dick?
wut
The loose, veiny skin.
You’d look like a human version of this
.
The advantage of being uncircumcised – when I was single I’d hide skittles and M&Ms in my foreskin before dates. Nice surprise for her. Late night treat for me in case I struck out….
“……..after boiling your brats, be sure to pierce them multiple times while grilling so the juice distributes evenly……”
“Pull it together. You’re even disappointing NVF, for heaven’s sake!”
guessing but he’s probably saying, “once again your stats are great but when we really need you, you kinda suck. Can you fix that, please?”
FTP
Probably back in time for the game with us at Lambeau.
Help for Sure miss the first one
LOL.
Support alligator Wally denied entry into Phillies stadium
A Philadelphia Phillies fan and his emotional support alligator, Wally, were denied entry into Wednesday’s game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
What makes people think this kind of insane crap is acceptable to the general population? Seriously.
my support salamader and i are offended at how closeminded you are
Jerry Springer.
Laughing… touche’
Pretty simple, most agencies or businesses don’t have the balls to stand up to anyone.
I’m fine with bringing wild animals into the Phillies stadium.
No different than the fans.
wild animals probably behave better
This is for you NFV….
Accurate
You win.

Laughing… yeah, through 3 games Cousins is the most hit QB in the league. I saw the commentary about how good our line is. Two ends of the spectrum here.
I explained the cause for the dichotomy yesterday.
Long pass plays and a slow release gets the QB killed. Doesn’t matter how good the OL is.
Most of the hits are pretty immediate though if you actually watch the games.
Have watched all 3. Most of the hits have come between 2.5 and 3 seconds.
Correct.
If anybody knew one thing about Cousins, it’s that he has historically had one of the slowest release times in the NFL
Not
Probably due to a low football IQ
Bullshit
.
well….wish me luck…
started to cancel streaming memberships….
“Freezey, what’s this charge on the credit card for Pornhub streaming services?”
“Er ah oh must be some glitch I’ll call the CC company and take care of it…”
hahaha
here’s the kicker. being a single income provider with a wife that stays home, sometimes money can get tight. so we’re having a budget meeting the other night and this is how the convo goes:
me: ok so we’re gonna cancel our streaming stuff
her: ok but not amazon prime
me: why? we never watch stuff on there
her: i know but free 2 day shipping and sometimes overnight for free too
me: wait, are you buying alot from amazong?
her: *silence*
me: *stares*
her: what
me: ok so maybe we have a different issue on hand than spending money on streaming services
Capitalism a love story
Have you had to take out the garbage recently? She disposing of the boxes before you get home?
garbage and recycling is part of the kids chores, so i haven’t noticed haha
she doesn’t really overspend, but it was a funny conversation
5 fricken Amazon boxes a day show up here, but I buy a pack of gum and “YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND ANYTHING!!”
I don’t complain about how much my wife buys at amazon, she doesn’t complain about me buying cigars or beer, it works.
ok richie rich
Funny you mention that, I just found out I’m getting a raise next month
My boss obviously does not know about skoloholics.
Prime is the only streaming service we have. I might drop it, though. Word on the street is that Prime will start having commercials in the near future.
yep next year. but for another…..whatever $5 a month you can bypass those commercials!
amazon stock holders just keep getting richer and richer
Remember when cable came out? Selling point was no commercials. Yeah, that didn’t last long.
Yep, those sons of bitches just can’t let a guy watch in peace.
“Upgrade now to PREMIUM for an AD-FREE experience!!!!!”
I actually kind of miss commercials like when I was a kid, like when chuck woolery would say we’ll be back in 2 and 2.
Oh man we almost exclusively watch NF.
LOL!
BTW I am in the same boat as you.
it is kind of ridiculous as i started going through our streaming services, how many we have and usually only for ONE show.
first world problems
Send her to work. The balloon factory is probably hiring.
But you bought a new boat for your lake home though….
Freezey’s house
His boat
that house looks perfect actually, for the summer at least haha
I cancelled netflix months ago. I have Hulu through my Verizon plan but I barely use it.
He looks good in shorts
White Lizzo looks a bit bloated
@I hear he’s HIV+ Ben@
Puttin’ out the vibe……
Looks like those off shore windmills beached another whale.
I’ve heard of muffin top, but he somehow has muffin bottom…
reminds me of Dane Cook bit about the person with a front butt orb
Kitties@Pukes. Wouldn’t mind watching but eff Prime.
Go to a bar and get some nachos.
game will also be on.
A thought. Subscription crap is out of control.
I wonder why I still use prime.
Amazon’s website is a clusterfuck now. Any product you look for they bombard you with ads.
Too many 3rd party vendors all paying Amazon to place a product into my view. I also hate shopping in person, so I guess I’ll just have to keep buying my inflatable sex dolls online.
Ain’t bought online in years, prob never will.
Zach Johnson has some impressive Vice-Captains this year:
Steve Stricker
Davis Love III
Jim Furyk (or fists of Furyk as my wife calls him)
Fred Couples
Stewart Cink
A little surprised Tiger isn’t out there though.
Put Charlie in.
Golf legend Tiger Woods was back on the green this weekend, but instead of starring in the action, the father of two was serving as the caddy for his son Charlie, who was competing in the Notah Begay III Junior Golf National Championship Last Chance Florida Regional, held at the Mission Inn Resort’s El Campeon course in Howey-in-the-Hills, Florida.
Charlie, 14, emerged as the winner of the regional qualifier in the boys 14-15 age division with final scores of 71 and 66, and will move on to the upcoming national championship in Louisiana.
In a post-competition interview, Charlie said it was “great” having his dad right alongside him on the course.
Charlie is going to be really good
I’m with you on that. Dad will probably insist he finish college before giving up his amateur status and turning pro though, so at least 8 years away.
Maybe, but will he be able to to live up to his dad’s standards of having like 12 hoes available, including Perkins waitresses, while also maintaining a marriage?
so charlie, this is what a burner phone is…it’s good to have multiple of them
Don’t forget to take CC’s advice and make sure to have a fall guy.
Well, define “maintaining a marriage”
in tigers case, wearing a wedding ring
Well, he didn’t do it well, but he got away with it for quite a while
Name of YOUR sex tape
Tiger should have had a girl, named Persimmon.
He named his daughter Sam. Maybe after Sam Snead… j/k
I was thinking Persimmon Woods in reference to the driver…..LOL

Why would he name his kid after his driver?

Loved those movies. Rec.
Cannonball Run, Gumball Rally…..was there another series like those?
I’m glad somebody knew what movie that was.
Yes Forest, I know that.
“….but I know what a pun is……”
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/i4be1/cool_hand_luke_car_wash_scene/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
all this talk about food, I finally had breakfast. well, lunch. just coffee for breakfast.
Jalapeno Brats on the smoker.
Life is good, now I need to see the Lions win and my day will be complete.
I had ham and potatoes for lunch.
Last night I sliced up four ripe jalapenos fresh from my garden…the plants are wilting in the cooler nights and they’re about done – these had turned red – put ’em all on my enchilada and sat down to watch the debate – oh man they were hot hot hot and I’m not talking about the candidates – I cried a little – right now I hear some distant rumblings from the area of my colon.
Name of your sex tape
I guess I deserve that…
Then take out the gerbils….
Buncha sick bastards I tell ya…
Also the name of your sex tape
Last year Johnsonville sold some bacon/jalapeno/cheddar brats. I went back that weekend to buy the rest of them but they were sold out.
Have kept looking, but haven’t seen them since.
Get some brats from Thielens Meats in Pierz. I got a couple different kinds last summer when we were visiting and they were phenomenal.
Hy-Vee has some really good jalapeno Cheddar brats.
I highly recommend
HyVee is bullshit, go to Grundhofer’s in Hugo.
Grundhofer’s uses aborted fetus in their brats. Or so I heard.
Google Translate says grundhofers is a direct translation.
I mean they have like 150 flavors, try something other than abortion clinic in Iceland flavor.
What if I like those?
Both are good.
Grundhofers is a much longer drive for me. Hy Vee is 5 mn away.
i’m just now putting together that the couch’s number is ZERO…..
PERFECT NUMBER FOR THAT ZERO
“Money for nuthin’…”

Always…..
We have one being built here in town. Should be soon, but website still pretty vague about it.
“It’s a fact!” is what someone says when they want to twist a fact to fit their narrative.
This dude can’t even stay on the practice field. My goodness.
This albatross is hanging around KAM’s neck.
The countdown is on.
10 days before Taylor Swift is at US Bank Stadium !!!!
Dude looks a little like Kelce
“…..shake it off……shake it off….”
it’s garbage day today….
if the couch doesn’t practice today, put him out on the curb PLEASE
Cant wait for his locker room presser…..
” I can’t wait to play. I’m fired up. I can’t talk about my injury……”
I wish Tommason and Zim were still here, at moments like this.
Or we didn’t let Z. Smith walk for a 5th rounder
two fifth rounders but who cares, he’ll either be totally ineffective or on IR the second half of the season.
Yeah, but we are not exactly kicking butt in the first half of the season right now.
I don’t think he’d make much difference, but I’m no expert. At least he can get on the field rn though.
True.
I wonder how buttface likes dealing with Tommason?
no, needs to say $13mill on it
Vikings would give him away for free though
good point. or a 6th
We burn couches in WVa..just saying.
When I was in college we used to put the couch up on the roof, then two of us would sit on it and a couple guys would push it off the roof and we’d ride it to the ground, good times.
“Kids, lighting farts is BAD, m’kay?”
Isn’t a Davenport a sleeper sofa?
Makes me wonder What is the difference between a couch and a sofa?
My parents used to call the sofa with a pull out bed a Davenport.
But not a regular old couch.
I need clarification
You are correct. According to Oxford, a davenport is a large upholstered sofa typically able to convert to a bed.
In Britain a davenport is an ornamental writing desk with drawers and a sloping surface for writing.
Dunno why the Brits have to be so different……….
My family always used the word “davenport” for such things. We never used “sofa” or “couch.”
*thinking*
Did I grow up in a cult?
I only remember using the term couch when I was a kid. We were not very sophisticated however.
How about a chesterfield?
3. chiefly Canadian any large sofa or couch
my grandma called any couch or sofa a davenport.
so she possibly was being lazy in that term.
either way, i heard this often at our cabin at night “freezeface can you fetch me the beiderlack off the davenport for me please”
Maybe sofa. Close to soft.
So he pulled out of practice?
The pizza discussion reminds me of the old DN days when we had the great does pineapple belong on Pizza debate. Personally I won’t tell anyone how to pizza but I only like pineapple on an angry Hawaiian, which is a Hawaiian pizza with bacon and jalapeños added.
No fruit no fish.
EVER
You’re entitled to your opinion but I think they’re a great balance to jalapeños
I’ve had Hawaiian pizza.
I will eat if it’s the only thing offered.
But I won’t order it myself.
I like Hawaiian pizza very much.
Have you had angry Hawaiian though
Nope.
I don’t even know what it is.
You must have just skimmed my original post
Yeah. My bad.
I got stomach and reflux issues.
I stay away from Jalapenos
Ok, then I highly suggest you do NOT try it.
Just rub some pieces in your eye and you’ll forget about the reflux really e
Good point
Adding jalapenos to a Hawaiian pizza is awesome. No jalapenos its too sweet.
Add bacon too, its amazing
I might try this one day, though. Jalapenos might give that abomination that is Hawaiin pizza the right kick to make it edible.
I like fruit and fish. We could not be more different.
I do not like fish on Pizza,
but I could eat fish 7 days a week…I would make a fine Catholic.
I love anchovies
eehhh, not so much…
Every time we start to click you say something like this and I cry a little.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
The first step is admitting you
have aare the problem. – FIFYOne time many moons ago, a bunch of us were at my in-laws all just hanging out. We wanted pizza, so we told mom-in-law to stop and get us a pizza – everything on it. She brought home a pizza with anchovies on it. It was pretty much inedible.
You’re right about fish though
Not on pizza, I agree.
OK, now I gotta try one of those.
Fruit does not belong on pizza. Period. Of course anybody can pizza as they like, but it´s just a no go for me.
I love jalapenos on my pizza and peppers are technically a fruit, not a veggie, so there’s that.
Very true. Anything eaten that is produced from a flower is a fruit.
“Vegetable” is the leafy/green part of the plant, including stem/stalk/vine.
I use the “seed” rule to help keep it straight…fruit has seeds, vegetables don’t.
I guess technically.
I go by taste.
Sweet and juicy is a fruit.
Everything else is a veggie.
DE doesn’t like science.
DE doesn’t like
sciencenitpicky botanists.FTFY
I’m not making a tomato “fruit” pie for dessert.
I don’t care what the science claims.
It wasn’t too many years ago that I learned cashews are not nuts. They are the external seed from the cashew apple.
Whaa…the….heck?
Tis true. Other cashew facts:
The hard shell of the seed is toxic.
The fruit of the apple is extremely good, used for juices, but far too soft for commercial sales/handling.
And are a toxin.
I did not know this. I will still eat cashews, since they are tasty.
Absolutely.
My favorite nut.
at first it looked like this was a response to BSFs post about deez nuts.
Nuts are tasty, but what about:
Urushiol is the shit in Poison Ivy, too.
DAMMIT, I’m so allergic I’m gonna break out just for typing it.
I did not know that. I love cashews.
What about corn?
I think the seeds have to be inside to be a fruit…
I don’t think corn is a food because it just gets pooped out the next day.
Tomatoes are also a fruit so unless you eat pizza without pizza sauce you are eating fruit
Just because some goofy scientist wants to call a tomato a fruit, doesn’t make it a fruit.
Fruits are sweet, not savory.
The firm of Lemon, Lime, & Grapefruit on line 1…….
LOL….
I wouldn’t call Lemons, Limes and Grapefruit savory.
The definitely are not sweet either.
Just sayin’…fruit comes in different tastes. Sweet, sour, bland, savory, spicy……
But yeah, the majority of the world identifies fruit as something sweeter, and vegetables as something good for you that tastes horribad.
Right, anything belongs on a pizza… that said, Pineapple on a pizza is disgusting! Also, the pizza debate. Here’s an oldy but a goodie.
The answer is no.
I pretty much love pizza, and will eat most topping without complaint.
I’ve told this story in the past, but Park Pizzaria on exelsior ave made Hawaiian pizza before most had it (around here anyways). I remember going to a pizza hut in Maui, and they freaked when I asked for pepperoni pineapple, and the guy did not wanna make it.
Then he did, and agreed it was not terrible.
Normal order for me is Pepperoni and green olive. Give me all the salt.
In my restaurant we have, what I named the Lu’au, which is pulled pork pineapple and sweet and sour sauce
that sounds incredible.
Sounds good. I like pulled pork with a spicy bbq for the sauce.
Add some red onions too.
add jalapenos and I’m in
Its tough to beat pulled pork on anything.
I don’t care for pineapple in general. It tastes like the devil’s urine.
I’ve never tasted teh devils piss, I’ll have to take your word for it.
Don’t you have an upside down pineapple on your door?
Hands down best potato chips brand.
Do they have a jalapeño flavor?
Sure do…
This is my fav…man they are amazing.
At first glance I thought that was ketchup chips and was about to hail a fellow Canuck.
kids like ketchup with their potato chips, but they like ketchup on lots of things
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2248197187960
My fave are jalapeno, second is BBQ, I will do everything I can to try these.
Fkn a where do I find them?
Lifer’s basement.
Ignore the bodies.
Just gotta take the ladder down into the pit. The chips are right next to the lotion.
Ignore my uncle when he answers the door…he’s a little odd….
Left or right of the S and M equipment?
Right of the ball gags and gimp suit.
OMG, the way my question has devolved into sexual depravity is just crazy.
Yeah. I’m shocked too.
Here you go….enjoy!
https://www.greatlakespotatochips.com/
OMG, a combination of the best chips ever, pickle and jalapeno, I’m going to crush these like Kelce crushed Swift Sunday night.
Saw “Sound of Freedom” last night. Good movie…sad movie…pisses me off, why are there so many depraved individuals in America…only part of the movie I did not like is there wasn’t enough killing of the traffickers….2 to the chest, 1 to the head for traffickers and Pedophiles…
we both know the answer to this question…
Its almost like there is a lack of morale authority…wonder how that happened.
Yep, I blame Ponder too.
Now you are just piling on poor Ponder…we could maybe blame Ryck though.
Agreed, Ponder didn’t draft himself
My niece shared that she had a weird experience in a neighboring town, a guy hanging out by the checkout gave her the creeps, he kept looking away when she looked at him. She walked out with another woman and when she got to her car there was a piece of yarn under her windshield wiper, got straight in and locked the car, drove off.
what the hell??
They do it to distract you and then grab ya when you’re not looking. I think I shared last fall, but a co-worker had some Mexicans come up to his vehicle and try the selling jewelry trick to his wife. They didn’t see him in the vehicle, but if they can get you to roll the window down, grab an arm and she would be gone. Probably not in this case because he had a handgun ready to go. This was in the middle of nowhere MT.
wow.
Yeah, it sucks, but you really can’t trust anybody. By nature I want to help people but I will not stop to help somebody on the side of the road unless I know them. When the methed out natives at the gas station harass me, I walk away like they’re not there.
On FB this morning my wife saw an anonymous post, single mom doesn’t get WIC cheque until October 1, is going to run out of Similac and wondering if anyone can give her a can. My wife would buy her a can but there is always that fear that this is some scam and when you meet her at the store turns out to be a white windowless van.
Like this one?
No. This one…
That’s even worse. Probably has a sign on it that says, “QB, will play for guaranteed money.”
That looks superficially similar to our RV…maybe I need to start a side business.
Funny you mention that. We recently installed a security camera – yesterday (about 40 minutes after the fact) I saw notifications on my cell that there were multiple events spanning 17 minutes.
I pulled them up and saw a guy trying our door, looking into our living room window, trying our door some more, talking on a cell phone, leaving something on our doorknob, talking on his cell some more, retrieving whatever he left on the doorknob, and leaving.
He had a white windowless van.
CIA
Damn
That was up between Harlowton and White Sulphur around the Two Dot or Melstone turn.
I had multiple issues with creepy stalkers and the like when I was young. Even had to move once. Most young, attractive women have had to deal with it.
I don’t get it, what’s with the yarn?
It’s a distraction. While you are distracted and off balance taking the yarn out from the windshield wiper they grab you.
Yeah, saw your comment above right after I posted, reminded me of an article I read years ago about how the traffickers target people in smaller town because they are generally more trusting and less on guard.
Saw it when it first came out. Yes, death sentence for anyone who hurts kids. Some are even trying to normalize it: “Minor Attracted Persons”, ridiculous. It’s even worse than what the movie shows. Did you see the article about the orphanage in Ukraine, they steal babies to harvest their organs.
I didn’t see that…I don’t know that I want to.
Yes, Minor Attracted Persons…what a load.
Sick sons of bitches who deserve to die is what they should be called.
Death is too easy, cut their giggle bits off and shove a hot poker up their ass. But since you mention it, Native American tribes used to just kill rapists and child molesters because they knew what is still true today, they will never change and continue that behavior.
Just pack them in a suitcase…punch some air holes and gag them and ship UPS ground to me. I’ll take care of the rest of their suffering for the next few months.
Sounds like a great plan.
Yes, psychiatric community has finally admitted pedos can NOT be rehabilitated.
Continuing the frozen pizza discussion from below, the best frozen pizza is actually from carbones pizzeria, but it’s only available in the cities and I’ve never heard of another pizzeria pub joint offering the pizzas frozen
We have a Carbones here. I wish they would sell frozen pizzas.
You should demand they start
think they sell those at the stillwater/oak park heights location??
I’m not sure, I know the WBL one sells them
where in WBL is it? i drive through WBL everyday
I drive through BFE most days, and I love it.
35e and county road 96
I’ve been there.
Good pizza for sure.
Not sure they sell frozen there.
From the Stillwater store…
If you need more than 7 toppings there’s something wrong with you lol
Agreed.
We’re stuck on Orv’s Risers right now. Cheap, but the rising crust is quite flavorful.
Gino’s East from Chicago is available all over at different grocery stores.
Amazing deep dish for frozen pizza, unless you hate corn meal crust or are a packers fan and hate all things chicago.
I have 3 varieties of apple trees in my yard. Last night I picked the Sweet Sixteen.
Mixed up an experimental batch of wine, adding cinnamon and nutmeg – it smells like there’s an actual apple pie baking in the oven. Hope it turns out.
Any suggestions for naming it?
Nadia
I’ve always liked that name. Short for Nadezhda, which means ‘hope’ in Russian.
This is the Nadia I was thinking of for an apple pie flavored wine

She kinda dropped off the face of the earth after that movie
Horse Apple Wine
Jail bait
OOOOOoooooo….that’s got a certain something to it………top of the list.
Eve’s Garden
Sounds like a feminine cleanser
Or a porno movie title
fits well with the sweet 16 apple
Thanks Epstein
Day One: Friday FoursomesMATCH TEE TIMES EUROPEUSA
7:35 Jon Rahm / Tyrrell Hatton vs Scottie Scheffler / Sam Burns
7:50 Viktor Hovland / Ludvig ÅbergMax vs Homa / Brian Harman
8:05 Shane Lowry / Sepp Straka vs Rickie Fowler / Collin Morikawa
8:20 Rory McIlroy / Tommy Fleetwood vs Xander Schauffele / Patrick Cantlay
Rome is 7 hours ahead on Central Time.
So 12:35 am tonight/tomorrow is the first match for you central timers.
Try and catch some but those are ugly hours.
Interesting that neither Jordan Spieth or Justin Thomas are playing in the first set of matches, and nor is Brooks Koepka.
I totally agree for keeping the first two off the course for as long as possible even through Jordan has been playing well for the past few months. Brooks is a solo guy at his best. There isn’t anyone to partner with him that has the same level of gravitas.
I can see why Thomas isn’t.
He isn’t ranked very high.
You gotta match up your players for the afternoon slate as well.
Well as I noted below, Thomas has played in two previous Ryder Cup’s and has an overall 6-2-1 record. I think he and Spieth are undefeated in Ryder Cup twosomes as well.
Not slamming the strategy of Zach Johnson here. Just thinking that the sooner you can grab a lead in the Ryder Cup the better, so I would send the most successful team we have in the last two Ryder Cup’s out in the first wave.
I know a couple of you have quit nicotine. Any tips? Not a smoker but I have chewed for a long time. No tobacco for a long time, just the straight nicotine, but it’s time to stop wasting the money. Better to wean off of just go cold turkey?
Never tried nicotine but go cold turkey. Watch some videos of stoma care and controlling secretions post laryngectomy.
Yeah as a practicing RRT years ago slipping either that yankauer catheter or 8 French rubber catheter down a stoma to clear secretions from a post mouth / throat cancer patient gives you real quick religion on the subject.
Never been a smoker and haven’t chewed Copenhagen in I don’t know how long. Neither my doctor nor my dentist has ever said anything about nicotine pouches. Always been curious on that.
Read the label….clearly states the obvious dangers.
….like the cancer eating half of your face away…….
What research I’ve seen is the cancer if from all of the other crap in tobacco like arsenic. Of course there’s warnings on the nicotine pouches but it’s “may cause” with no research behind it.
Oh, and I’ve also seen studies that said lip and throat cancer rates in chewers vs non chewers is substantially similar and debunking all the warnings. Most of the time it feels like everybody here chews, yet I’ve never known anybody to have throat or mouth cancer.
Not trying to justify it or anything, I just think it’s an under studied and over PR’d situation. I like hard facts from the studies, not the spin that those with money to gain put on them.
I think there are warning labels on bottled water. So everything kills you at some point. (According to the government)
Yeah we’d be better off with no FDA or warning labels or government for that matter and just trust the corporations and their executives with our safety. You can trust them.
You can trust them just as much as you can trust the gubment.

FDA is part of the gubment…which is why you cannot trust them.
So you trust who then if no government? The CEO? The Board of Directors? The stockholders?
LOL.
think about.
If a company produces a product that kills people, people will stop buying the product.
Like cigarettes?
Well, plenty of people stopped buying them.
If people who smoke cigarettes still don’t know that they are deadly, stupid is as stupid does.
Did the government label stop people from buying them?
Nobody. Don’t trust anybody. Independent, peer reviewed studies.
This is the way…unfortunately the dumb and lazy would be weeded out of the gene pool, there would be no one left to vote Democrate.
Remove Warning Labels! I always laugh at medication commercials when they have to say “do not take this product if you are allergic to it.”
That was my initial point about warning labels.
Everything has a warning label today.
Like, I already know that if I swallow screws from my DIY desk construction that I could get sick. I don’t need anybody to warn me about that.
If trust nobody how do you trust independent peer reviewed studies then? That makes no sense. The FDA career workers in labs serve under multiple administrations for their entire career…they report the results. Now if you want to complain about the policies of what is deemed safe or unsafe levels of chemicals and toxins sure that is fair but a government funded source that can be regulated is far and away the best method we have. Not perfect but the best we have to date.
University studies without funding to push them in a certain direction that simply show the data. Yes they will come to their own conclusion but the data is also there for independent review and if published in a notable scientific journal it has been peer reviewed for methods and accuracy.
LOL.
Government never scams people to profit themselves.
Keep telling yourself that.
The role of snus/snuff and other smokeless tobacco products has been well studied in the Indian subcontinent and it only makes sense that the risk or oral and oropharyngeal cancer will show a similar association in the US as the usage of smokeless tobacco products has exploded to a level similar to India.
The patches worked for me. Smoked for over 10 years.
More or less a pack a day.
Never would have made it without the patches
Zyns are basically the patch of chewing. The problem is getting off them now.
That’s actually one of the benefits of the patches. As you step down you remove the nicotine, but you also remove the habit of smoking or popping in a mint or whatever.
The nicotine is just there.
Then it lets you mentally get rid of the habit.
I never smoked a lot back in my 20’s and 30’s…did a pack over a couple days for a few years there but just decided one day no more and quit cold turkey. Same with booze 3 yrs ago…cold turkey and never had another drop. Do the same with people…once I’m done it’s over. Its a mind set although the addictive properties of those vices do effect people differently for sure.
I love smoking.
I’d smoke right now if it wasn’t so bad for you. Really fucks up your lungs.
I started jogging on a regular basis after quitting.
No way I would have gotten anywhere near doing 8 miles if I was still smoking.
I also increased my cardio a ton during quitting. Exercise helped a lot for me.
Not saying I didn’t enjoy a smoke…best thing every when out drinking or post supper. Nothing the occasional fine cigar won’t cure.
Mike Tyson needs some cash. Hire him to punch you in the solar plexus whenever you light up. You won’t have any wind to suck it in.
Cold turkey for me.
About 10 years of stupid, mostly chewing tobacco, would smoke while drinking in bars.
Quit before I hit 30.
Just start vaping like all the hipster dufuses
my parents were both heavy smokers when i was a baby….
they quit cold turkey and there was always caramel nips around the house probably to help them fight the cravings….so get yourself some caramel nips and quit cold turkey.
in all seriousness. you can do it. my father in law quit his chew habit by chewing sunflower seeds.
I’ve tried sunflower seeds. That doesn’t work. I found some caffeine pouches that help. The headaches are a bitch though and make it hard to work.
i don’t have any experience with tobacco use myself (everyone here is probably shocked by this), so idk what kind of cravings or how it hits you when you are needing it.
Same for both my mom and dad.
We had caramel nips around and some nasty candy squares that my mom used. Can’t remember the name of them.
haha freaking caramel nips. loved those things.
Yeah.
I guess they are/were like Werther’s caramel candy’s today.
Maybe.
Did you ever try the Licorice Nips? Those were da bomb.
Can’t believe they discontinued them……..or was I their only customer?
Yep.
Had those to.
Get the patches. Then go to the gym.
I think the patches would be going in the opposite direction. They have more nicotine than Zyns.
There’s 3 different patches.
I just gradually decreased the nicotine.
Man thing for me was just to stop smoking.
I had to quit twice.
After not smoking for 6 years a tried casually smoking. Within a month a was right back at it. 2nd time I used a combo of the patch for a month and then the gum.
For me it was more difficult to break the habit of smoking.
The patches with lots of nicotine did that well.
If you wear them overnight you get vivid, weird dreams.
Bonus
Just start doing heroin, you’ll forget all about tobacco
I like where you’re going with this.
Pro tip.
Is everybody tuning in to Dancing With the Stars to cheer on Adrian?