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Vikings Discussion & Random Thoughts
It’s the peak of the week, it’s all downhill from here into another fun-filled weekend. Too bad there’s no Vikings football to make it even more fun. This is gonna be a LONG offseason. 3 more months until the draft, that’s 1/4 of a year, and that’s a long time to wait. Thank God for ice fishing.
In football news, I was shocked that the Ravens fired John Harbaugh. Harbaugh is a very good coach, and will have zero trouble finding a new head coaching position. Maybe the change will help both the Ravens and Harbaugh, but I think the Ravens are going to regret that decision.
Vikings and NFL News
Tom Brady is doing his best to coax Brian Flores to Las Vegas to coach the Raiders, per Yahoo Sports. Don’t do it, Flores, stay in Minnesota.
Vikings.com takes a look at where the Vikings ranked among the major power rankings. They’re at or very near the middle in all of them.
Sports Illustrated looks at who would replace Brian Flores as defensive coordinator, if he were to happen to leave for a head coaching gig.
Keep up with the latest NFL coaching and GM changes and rumors at CBS Sports.
As was mentioned above, the Ravens fired John Harbaugh, who had served as the team’s head coach for the past 18 years, details from NFL.com.
The Lions fired their offensive coordinator, John Morton, after only one season, per NFL.com. Wow, that was quick. I’m guessing that he and Campbell didn’t mesh very well, and the offense DID take a gigantic step back this year, which most smart folks knew would happen after Ben Johnson left.
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OK, official interest in Flores by the Ravens…
Irresponsible, vitriolic, and reckless rhetoric from political leaders attacking law enforcement has real and dangerous consequences for officers on the street. When officers are vilified, demonized, or used as political props, it fuels hostility, emboldens bad actors, and puts lives directly at risk. This despicable, insidious conduct must have consequences, and I submit qualifies for prosecution for sedition.
So true.
What I find so strange about all of this, if you get even a little mouthy with a TSA agent at an airport, you’ll get arrested. And that crowd is the lowest of the low when it comes to federal agents.
Ice are big time federal agents.
This is flat out crazy.
To move a society from one Governmental state, to another, one must first establish that one group of people is being oppressed by another. This is why we are seeing an ever growing condemnation of whites as oppressors to people of color. Focusing on the tools of oppression like law enforcement is standard operating procedure. Keep messaging that the status quo is evil, and they are actively hunting down the oppressed, and disappearing them. Keep saying over and over it’s horrific, it’s unfair, and indeed it’s evil. Convince the populace that only “your” side can save the country.
A husband tells his wife the guys at the golf course say the mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one.
The wife says “I bet it’s Paula”…
Strange day.
How in God’s name could a post like this get two downvotes?
Oh, likely the usual suspects JR. You know it has zero effect on me though.
I know one, but wonder who the other is.
This would be a better place if folks had to put there name beside a downvote.
Yeah… but honestly, I couldn’t care less.
I think you and I are good examples for folks to follow. We can be on opposite sides of an argument and never get personal. Just two old bulls going at it a little. We can, and do accept each other as individuals.
Two old bulls – you talking about yourself and SoCal? I’m still in my prime. Ha Ha
Did shoot two over today though.
The best I’ve ever shot for 18 was 6 over. 2 over is damn good. For 9 I shot 2 over once.
Who you calling an Old Bull??
An Old Bullshitter is more like it.
#grin
Laughing… and you too SoCal. We don’t always see eye to eye, but we go back and forth a little and it never gets personal or ugly.
You have no idea what I look like, I consider myself quite ugly, Luckily The Teacher does not agree.
But when we have ‘discussions’ it is about the argument, not belittling the arguer.
Excellent
The Teacher laughed when I shared it with her so she wasn’t the one who downvoted.
Laughing…
And this?
Yeah… boy my self image is suffering SO bad right now… laughing.
Vikings are up there compared to the rest of the league…
with absolutely NOTHING to show for it. (along with some of those other teams as well)
They have 97 wins to show for it, which is more than the other 24 teams under them.
Yep… ask GF about that bike ramp thing…
Good news for us, but I find it odd as pundits have included him in their prognostications regarding potential head coaching positions, and he really should be getting interviews.
I think Waltz said something like “you can call for my resignation all you want, but I’m not going anywhere”. How about jail Timmy?
That would be something but seems to never happen to elected officials.
This fucking loser.
Born in my current state and running my home state.
A massive embarrassment to both.
Tampon Tim or Paulina???
Walz. Born in West Point, NE
A place my father was very successful in selling farm equipment. Still keeps in touch with a ton of clients in that area. Not one single person has a positive word to say about the man.
Same for folks in Alliance, NE – at the edge of the Sandhills. Where he taught and coached.
Then he migrated to my beloved home state and turns into the mess it is now.
Nothing will happen.
It never does.
As always when politicians are involved. That’s the major fault of democracy. No accountability for politicians, no matter what.
I would love to see both of those asshats in prison, but I do not think it will happen.
This is definitely cool…
My wife and I have been together for over 23 years, and I’m about to turn 71 while she will soon be 55.
And I am proud to say, after all these years, she still thinks I am sexy.
Every time I walk by her I can hear her say under her breath, what an ass!
Don’t be so sure she means it in a good way….
Cruel! But funny.
that’s the joke….
From you…yep.
You used a gif.
I went the direct route.
Are you sure she is not talking about your emotional-support donkey?
Laughing… pretty sure… we have cats.
Reagan was hilarious…
Really like Trump but just heard some news that makes me think he has been having lunches with Bernie.
He plans to issue an Executive Order prohibiting the sale of houses to corporations.
Good with that. Houses being bought up by corporations who then rent them out. Makes it hard for folks to buy their own home.
Ok, your in the military and get new orders. Put your house on the market, oops can’t sell it to a corporation who plans to rent it. Boy, I’d love that.
You and I have a small business, we buy crap homes, fix them up and then rent them. Oops, folks can’t sell to us.
And in the larger sense, you take potential buyers oout of the market so there is more supply and less consumption – what happens to prices. ALL homeowners lose equity in their homes.
I could go on,but this is socialism much like what Mandani is trying to do in N Y.
Free markets are just that, free.
But normal consumers can’t compete with huge corporations. You want to buy a house that is $350K but a big Corp comes in and buys it for $400K. Sorry, you don’t get a chance to buy the house. Corporations have much deeper pockets than you. This is happening in the country. Corporations are making it impossible for citizens to buy a home. They are buying out entire communities as they’re being built, so consumers don’t get any chance to buy. That is reality.
The market determines the “value” or price of a home, or all commodities for that matter. The only time this get f’d up is when gov’t puts some rule in place that serves to distort the market.
If the market say my house is worth 500k and someone pays that, anyone or any institution, that is the way it should work. If we say well this group of buyers can’t buy, so there’s less buyers available. That happens, and now can only get 450 for the house. I got screwed as a seller.
Bernie would say corporations are screwing over people.
Since this used to be my business area, you know what the two biggest reasons are that people can’t afford a house (set aside interest rates) – student debt, and overall huge installment debt. Or, living beyond their means.
What have Americans done throughout history. They lived modestly, sometimes worked several jobs and saved their money to get a down payment.
And, how many people do you see nowadays willing to buy a ‘fixer upper’ and then work their asses off into making it a nice place.
Government regulation is not the answer, at least in my mind.
I just told you Corporations are buying out entire communities as they are being built. Consumers don’t even get a chance to buy a home.
So what?
We live, at least until the socialist take over, in a capitalistic society.
Corporations buy all kind things.
I assume you own your home, so this doesn’t affect you at the moment. But wait till you want to buy a new home and you can’t because corporations are buying them all, and all you can do is rent a house. Oh by the way, they can monopolize the rent market and charge whatever they want.
I remember quite well buying my first home, And I remember working two jobs, as did my wife, so we could save and get a DP.
And in the last year, just had all my three kids buy their first homes – and I didn’t give them one cent.
Tough sure for them, but I still don’t want the government into regulating the real estate market.
And I believe you have rents backwards. So a corp buys up a bunch of houses in a market, What are they going to do with them – rent them. What happens to prices when supply goes up? Prices go down. That’s just basic supply and demand.
So let’s run this out in a macro sense, Rent prices go down (naturally). And people have a choice to rent or buy. Rents down, what does that do to the market of buyers looking for houses – there’s less, So if home sellers want to sell their house and induce a market with less buyers, what must they do – ask less for their house.
Let the market work – it will.
You’re missing the point completely here JR. There are Corporations formed to buy up and own all the Real Estate. Your working two jobs, and saving money doesn’t matter, because the housing is being bought up by Corporations with much deeper pockets than you’ll ever have, and the only option for you will be to rent a property from them. This is happening today, and it needs to be reined in, OR ELSE no citizen will ever be able to buy property. BTW some of the Corporations are Chinese owned, and other countries.
But while corporations have deep pockets, they also need to make money. They simply can’t buy up a bunch of houses and. then jack up rent prices. The opposite will happen and their ROI will tank.
A real world example that happened to me as I was retiring. We contracted to build our retirement home down here in a respect golf community. All was great.
But over time the community changed. As you note, a bunch of big investors bought up many houses and established rentals. So what happened next was a bit tragic to us. Found out no one wants to live in a rental community. Owners starting selling their homes and prices took a huge hit. We lost a lot of money before we moved in. We didn’t want to live there either so we sold and lost money as prices crashed. Then rental rates crashed and all the big investors lost too and sold..
As I learned, the market works quite well.
And if you look around in MLS, there is no shortage of houses to purchase. In fact, just read a recent real estate report in this area, there are far more homes for sell than there are buyers.
Amen.
What really resonates is how few young people are willing to buy a place that needs real work and fix it up with their own blood sweat and tears. Probably what the boomers said about this early gen x-er back in the day. Nevertheless, all the way through our early years through school internship residency fellowship and beyond my wife and I have progressed through a series of homes with the first one at what would be considered ghetto-ish by current college grads all the way to the present day where I am still swinging sledge hammers, pulling wire, and replacing toilets in the “Love Shack”.
Have you guys looked at the side by side of wage growth compared to home prices over the last 70 years? I am pretty confident saying that I make more than most people (outside of gougers), and if I didn’t own the house we are currently in, I would have a hard time affording anything. We do not have a fancy house, it was built in the 50s, on a very small lot and I don’t know if I could afford it at the current market prices. We do not live lavishly either. We have two vehicles, the newest is 10 years old. We don’t go out to eat very often and I buy very little “recreational” items, yet somehow, at what the internet says is above middle class, we’re not sitting here rolling in the dough. The housing market has gotten stupid. If I had this same job 15 years ago, I would be living on 100 acres with a 3000 sq foot newer built home. Now I could barely afford to buy something on the south side.
That is true and I have thought about that. Especially with three kids that just recently bought homes.
Real Estate prices have clearly out paced wages by a very large margin.
But what’s the answer? I don’t know – really.
But also know, if the government gets involved it will get totally f’d up in the long run.
And it’s not just real estate but many other large ticket items. Hell, look at the price of a new car – more than a house used to cost.
Would love to hear some reasonable answers – but not the socialist stuff.
I came into being in the late 60’s. Median home prices tracked about 3-4x average income in the 70’s…now it is getting close to 6x. I would submit that the average median home of 2026 is significantly more lavish than the average median home of 1974, just comparing what is sitting in the middle of the market in Billings vs what was middle of the market in Edmonton back then (we lived in that home between postings until 1981 so I definitely remember it well when I was in junior high). Pretty standard now to have multiple bathrooms, big kitchen, finished basement, etc. However, I am conceding that the average home is about twice what it used to cost 50 years ago.
Interest rates tracked about 10% back then, that has an inverse relationship with home prices.
What does Zillow say your home is worth?
You also live in a very desirable (by Montana standards) location that caused inventory to drop dramatically during the pandemic thanks to in migration. That population growth has continued to spur economic and commercial growth in the regional hub you live in. Affordability would improve if you moved to a less desirable location in Montana.
My house has more than doubled in “value” in less than 8 years. There is no way a 1956 built, 2300 square foot home with very little yard and a garage that barely fits 2 four wheelers with a half finished basement should be worth 400k. I’m working on the moving part. The problem is I have a good job here so I’m just trying to convince my wife that living 30-45 minutes out of town is worth it.
Glad you see it the sane way from the average American under the age of 60. If you think corps buying houses up and that things are exactly the same as they were even 20 year ago as far as being able to afford the average house on an average income, you are DISCONNECTED from reality.
Yeah, I have a ways to retirement. I’d rather see the housing market crash, “lose” equity in my current home that isn’t real anyway and be able to buy a different house at a reasonable price.
Absolutely agreed. I would love to get out of my starter home, which it is. Its done be well but im going into year 8 and I haven’t even been able to afford to re do the kitchen and master bathroom, both of which are dated still from the 1980s.
You make Dr Money and Im willing to bet your property value in total is in the 7 figures. Roughing it in the 80s and early 90s going through Grad School and being a 30 year old and not being able to afford the average home off a NON Dr level wage is totally different. And I bought a house when I was 25 by the way.
Holy shit I actually agree with you on this.
The liberals are making this country a living hell…
In Blue states/cities they sure are.
Good thing we have the ability to move away from those.
Getting more difficult to find places to move…
One ICE protester tried to ram agents with her car.
Not a good decision. She is dead.
This will be the big story today.
Already out there.
The Mayor of Minneapolis is an idiot.
His press briefing was hard to watch.
Glad his mental illness cannot be transmitted via TV.
They desperately needed a story to deflect from their losses on Maduro and Somali fraud.
But is a wacko lefty ramming their car into an ICE agent really a better story?
Maybe that’s the way they think.
I get that the story the media will run is evil ICE killing a MN woman.
Pretty desperate.
They are definitely pushing the narrative that ICE is the problem, creating chaos and terror in their communities. This messaging encourages people to “defend” their communities from the Fascist troops invading their spaces, and “abducting” citizens to “disappear”.
‘evil ICE killing a MN woman’
I have seen it characterized as ‘murder’ already.
Yep… liberals are all in for anarchy…
No she didn’t. I saw the footage on both FOX and MSN. MSN showed great angles of it. FOX deliberately hid what was happening and told a BS story. She tried to drive away and the agent walked up and shot her in the head.
The bullet hole was in the windshield. The agent was directly in front of the car and she hit the gas. He fired to protect himself. You can spin it in your head any way you want. He was in front of the car, she was ordered to stop and get out of the car, and instead she chose to run over the ICE agent. That’s the facts.
It looked like she panicked.
She was virtue signaling by blocking the road, ICE told her to move, she refused so they went to move her. When an agent reached in the car to unlock the driver door she hit the gas. An other agent was standing in front, and he shot her.
She probably meant to drive away but in the one second the agent had he saw a SUV coming toward him. He had been injured in a similar pervious incident. Her wheels were initially were pointed straight and she turned to the right just as he fired. She might not have known the agent was in front of her when she hit the gas as she was focused on the agent trying to open her door.
I don’t think it was murder or domestic terrorism, more virtue signaling gone wrong. She FAFO the hard way.
Hot pastrami on rye sammich for lunch…
sounds like an old person sandwhich…
checks out
The Metamucil is an excellent vintage today…
Classic
Laughing
With spicy mustard I would guess…
Yep
Any slaw?
No… makes the bread too mushy…
The College Football portal has blown up on college football. Total clusterf***
Players signing nil money for one team, then go to the portal and leave.
Whoever thought of this was a complete idiot.
College sports are getting to be just as bad as the pros
It’s worse. At least at the NFL level, the player is mostly held to honoring the contract.
College sports is the Wild West.
Contracts are getting to the point of lip service.
GMs get the player to sign a contract, then a couple years later they force the player to restructure or get released, whether they are playing well or sucking.
Players sign a contract and if they aren’t happy after a couple years they start posting cryptic things on social media hinting they could be happier on another team.
That’s all true.
In college though, a QB who just signed an NIL for WA, then entered the portal.
I think this happened within weeks of each other.
So contracts are meant for an organization to take “ownership” of a player. Contracts ensure they own the rights to the player. Recently player representatives have been doing a more aggressive job of protecting the player with guaranteed money and no trade clauses. That’s the only defense a player has. Otherwise, teams can do whatever they want with a player and they are powerless to stop it.
I’m sure someone commented on this a while back, but I loved the Christmas Vikings jerseys. Super cool. Can you purchase those somewhere?
were those the white out ones?
i thought those uni’s were pretty sick
yep
Here is the link to the alternate jerseys on the Vikings shop.
https://shop.vikings.com/en/minnesota-vikings-jerseys-alternate/t-69930351+d-2326448957+z-8-3743711887?cs=1&_ref=p-DLP:m-SIDE_NAV
thanks!
Agreed, the Whites this year were SLICK. Along with the classics in the last game against the Fappers
All of these Men’s bikini briefs……
Bunch of weirdos here.
Retard !!!!!
…and penis talk
Let me try again.
What is red, white and blue?
A sad candy cane.
OK, that one made me laugh.
bens speedo
Heck yeah
Why isn’t it fun to play Uno with Mexicans?
They just steal all the green cards.
Because you’re racist
Yeah, that could be. I also just think comedy isn’t supposed to be comfortable and if you tell me you didn’t giggle a little, then you’re a liar.
Yeah, also, racism is often funny
Well since everything is racist now days per the Woke/Libs then you can either laugh about it or never say anything.
“Laughter is the best medicine”.
It’s either all funny and ripe for parody and satire or none of it is.
South Park comedy philosophy
Made The Teacher laugh out loud.
She is a big fan of playing Uno with family/friends.
Racist Racist RAcist!!
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
I’ve never been a fan of candy canes, weird shaped minty hard candy, pass
I got fitshaced off of 100 proof Peppermint Schnapps one time and puked. I couldnn’t eat anything peppermint for many years.
Oh the good old Army days – shots of schnapps with every beer. What hangovers!
Must have been Rumple Minze.
Many a time I would drink “Dead Nazi’s”. 1/2 Rumple Minze, 1/2 Jagermeister.
Another fun one that tasted better was Russian Quaalude. Stoli, Baileys, Frangelico and Khalua. Mmmmmm
Purple Hooters came around then as well (87 Vikings). Basic Kamikaze made with good vodka and Chambord.
Spent a few years tending bar, and learning what I liked. I like beer, but at times any one or three of those shots would be consumed.
Agreed. Way better stuff out there. And peeling the frickin’ wrapper off is hard, too.
Mjolnir’s thingamabob?
For a bit….. now just back to the normal flesh color.
AW was a stud
I have his away Jersey.
I think it’s the 50th anniversary jersey.
Great player.
Agreed. I wish we had drafted his son.
Yeah, me too, they took someone a different DB instead
Wasn’t he drafted ahead of the Vikings’ first pick?
Never mind. They drafted Jeff Gladney instead.
There is a petition to invoke North Carolina’s removal statute (N.C.G.S. §128-16) for corruption and neglect, detailing 38 counts like Hatch Act breaches and unpaid deputy labor. Mecklenburg DA Spencer Merriweather has now requested a State Bureau of Investigation probe.
Isn’t ‘using deputies as Uber drivers to political officials to topless bars’ better than them driving drunk and getting pulled over and being in a ‘do you know who I am video’??
The Dims must think so.
Yeah… that’s really a practical take too… they are so smart.
steve buscemi is a really good actor, but is he discounted because of how creepy he looks?
Knowing what I know now I would’ve named Goose ‘Stevie’
uncanny resemblance
I see it
Dang you are right…
Starcrash is an Italian ripoff of Star Wars that has David Hasselhoff in it. And Caroline Munroe…
made me lol.
I am still waiting for your review of “Battle Beyond the Stars” in this category.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080421/
You can watch the trailer and see the comical “clones” that are different height and one has his third eye sticker coming off during the movie. Good times….
I could do Battle Beyond The Stars eventually. I will put it on the list.
Does the Hoff also microwave his cheeseburgers like a weirdo before he drunkenly eats them in front of his daughter?
Name one thing about this man that says “weirdo.” You can’t!
Well, I can’t, unless he microwaves cheeseburgers!
Best “B movie” I ever saw was Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Also enjoyed Zombeavers.
I went home and watched it after reading your review. It was everything you said it was…
At least it had Caroline…
rec
Which one is Caroline?
Happy Hump Day Skolbroskis!
Feeling less prickly today…..
that is all
Skol
🔨 🔨 🔨
Congratulations on your lack of ‘prickliness’.
How’s your cock?
Better. Much better. Thank god
I’ve never experienced that myself, but hopefully if I ever do God helps me out!
They say to go if it’s erect longer than 4 hours without stimulation.
I waited almost 12.
36 hours in and you risk real ED damage, scarring.
Ok, I don’t want to know, but I also want to know, what do they mean by “damage”? Like would it impact future boners or ability to function otherwise?
Heh heh you should apply to medical school, then you could have all your questions answered during the male reproduction lecture.
True story, one of my classmates that was in our small group breakout for the first 8 weeks of school went on and on and on and on and on about how he had heard from prior grads that the school would show porn films for an afternoon so we could learn how stuff works. Keep in mind this was in 2000 so the internet existed and I doubt there were very many people in my class that didn’t have a good idea of how things worked.
His rabid enthusiasm for this afternoon of porn viewing culminated in his asking the head of anatomy during an awards ceremony when this was going to take place and which films would be aired. The prof said, and I quote, “we have never shown porn films at this medical school.”
Same classmate, strangely enough, was invited out to dinner with his wife by an attending physician in Bismarck and his wife, and the attending’s wife told classmate’s wife that “a lot of single attractive women will offer themselves to your husband during residency, and you just have to accept that’s what he needs during those stressful times.” Uh huh.
“a lot of single attractive women will offer themselves to your husband during residency, and you just have to accept that’s what he needs during those stressful times.”
I am sure that his wife had no problem with that, if she was getting hers on the side as well while he is working those long shifts.
I personally heard a few odd comments over the years but that particular anecdote takes the cake for me.
‘what is good for the goose…..’
You say Goose?
I believe “nurses” is the term you’re looking for.
I’m just glad I have a face like a well digger’s penis so I didn’t have to beat them off with a stick during my exhausting years of residency.
You don’t realize it until you spend endless days and nights at a hospital, but it isn’t just nursing, you got PT, OT, RT, dietary, housekeeping, lab, radiology. All fields dominated by women.
Not a problem in engineering. Haha. I felt sorry for the few good looking women taking engineering in college. Surrounded by men that all looked like Mjolnir yesterday.
Can’t be true – the system is set up to discriminate against them
Yup. My understanding is it can lead to pretty severe ED
You know, could have had quite a future in porn movies.
Just realized nobody posted Soda Slut
not hot
Hot Hot Hot!
Shoot now Kirk is going to have to uproot his family again. It is a tough life, all of the boxing and unboxing must get exhausting…..
Falcons will indeed cut Kirk Cousins before March 13
I think Cousins will likely retire. He is settled near his in-laws, and it might just be time. Let’s be real here. Name a team that needs a QB where he could go and reasonably expect to win with. Atlanta looked like that opportunity, but boy, talk about dysfunctional.
No… I see nothing anywhere in the league where he fits.
IDK about that, KIrk is a quirky guy but from everything I’ve ever heard from him he’s incredibly competitive and driven. He actually played pretty well down the stretch. Teams that could be interested in him as a starter would include Miami, LV, NYJ, NYG, AZ, NO, and there would be significant interest from most every team if he were willing to sign as a backup, including the Vikings. You may be right though, he might just retire and adjust his spreadsheet schedule for different activities, though I’m sure he’ll still have Tuesdays off for shagging Julie.
Vikes crawling back to Kirk would be funny on a really sad level.
i don’t know if it would be crawling as much as it would be….walking with a slouch
LOL I agree. Would be entertaining.
What if KC came ‘crawling back’ to the Vikes??
It’s on the table imo.
i’d love to have him back as a backup and mentor to young mcfragile
Yea just imagine, especially since KOC and KC are close.
KC is retired sitting down in Atlanta picking cotton.
Mcfragile gets hurt again and our backup sucks.
Ala Flacco couple of years back, KOC calls KC and says he buddy can you do me a favor. And besides, we have a better oline than we had for you before so you won’t get killed as much.
The Vikings burned their bridges with Cousins when he offered them a below market deal, and was summarily rejected by the front office. Kam would only bring Cousins back on a limited contract, without a no trade clause, and probably one year at a time. It would be a league vet minimum offer at best.
I don’t think this is in the cards.
Saying McFragile™ gets hurt and our backup sucks is like saying the sun comes up in the morning…in the book of things that are guaranteed to happen.
I agree, and the weirdo hamburger microwaver that just responded to me is wrong, it would not be sad at all!
If a team pays him $15 million, he won’t retire. He’s always been about the money.
So I say you are…..
Kirk always finds a way to get paid, honestly its impressive.
It is.
Well you’re wrong about Cousins pretty much across the board, and full of KDS, so your position here lacks all credibility.
Well you Defend at all costs, so your KDS clouds your credibility.
Yeah… rational thought and reality isn’t your strong suit in this regard. All you do here every day is throw shade on Cousins. Really sad you are so obsessed.
He’s settled near his in-laws? That sounds like a good reason to not retire.
Ya think? It’s weird, but apparently they are very close.
Yeah… it’s like that…
You’re finally catching on…
Riiiight
Can this country be honest with itself about what is happening here?
Just normal stuff. Don’t worry about it.
And all the smurfing by Amy Klobuchar? Known about for years with ActBlue with tons of politicians, but I’m sure nothing will happen yet again.
Interestingly, while well known in certain circles, the mainstream media has never once covered this story. Ever. Complicit to the max.
I think I saw a video 2+ years ago about someone interviewing old people in a city and asking them if they donated money to so-and-so and they were like “no, I barely have enough money for myself!” and they were shown the ActBlue public record of them (at their address) donating various amounts like $20-100 six different times to a democrat and they were like “that wasn’t me”. But of course, nothing ever comes of it.
Jon Justice, AM radio news in the cities was talking about Feed the Future and the Learing Daycare Center over 3 years ago. A full year before Walz even partially acknowledged it.
That Somali Tribe has to look out for itself, an all of it’s members, even those that are back in Somalia including those that are terrorists.
If it cost US/Minn taxpayers a few $B then so be it.
Culturally their moral justification for all their fraud is Sharia law, and the idea that non-Muslims should all pay jizya (tax). They see nothing wrong with what they’re doing, and in fact Allah demands they do so.
Yesterday thread summary:
wren suggests replacing the browns with something called the Dayton Triangles
vp says he was 4st, as if that’s some sort of accomplishment
Surly reports that Kirk still sucks, lol some things never change
Freezey actually used the correct english language for the term re-signing, its the first i’ve seen in years
Socal’s wang is cheap but not free
MT thinks if you woke up in the bushes in Villanova you got fornicated
According to Mjolnir, Harry’s skills at getting at the sack and ball batting were significant
Kfey says Darnold shouldn’t make you cry in breast milk
Long Darnold convo
MT asked AI for a banana
VP doesn’t want to know how to catch pork butt
Wren microwaves cheeseburgers… I will never respond to another post of his again, ever
Mjolnir had six needles in his erect cock because he could pound nails with it, his nurse tasted like six flavors of hot and put him in right away
NVF has been in two helicopter crashes, hit by an RPG blast, several IED’s, and of course small arms fire, but never had a raging boner issue because it would be a major hinderance while running at the enemy
Moljnir told the cops about breaking crackers with his raging boner
Derby learned in his EMT class that you should injure your back to get a raging boner
convo strangely switches to Val Kilmer after VP comment
Wren immensely enjoyed Mjolnir talking about his raging boner
Continued prayers for Mjolnirs Niece are appreciated, as well as for his raging boner
MT spent 10 years saving dick, cannot confirm he worked on Mjolnir’s
Freezey wants to see psycho monkeys, not demented clowns, also he wants to find a herd of jackasses
Surly reports that Kirk still sucks
NVF thinks he’s thick, also asks what kind of person has two asses
Great summary as usual, so glad see it come back.
We gave you lots and lots of material to work with yesterday.
Yeah, I mean Mjolnir’s story about his dick made it pretty easy, then MT talking about saving dick was pretty easy too, I am curious what he was saving all that dick for though.
That ‘Raging Hard On’ story was epic.
Just think of all the guys in this country that would pay big money to have this “problem.”
Well done! LoL
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
And I won’t, I will only respond in passive aggressive manner to people who respond to his posts, only a freak would engage in microwaving hamburgers, in fact I believe Jeffrey Dahmer did that same thing.
like a true minnesotan!
just wait
Me microwaving a burger:
I actually just ate a microwave hamburger, and now my body is surging with power from the fresh ground beef I just ingested with only 90 seconds of prep!
Speaking of AI, this new Alexa AI beta plus or whatevah Amazonian calls it is freaky…”she” remembers all of our past conversations, saying things like, “remember when you said you said you saved dick all for ten years, haha that is a good one” and “she” is also wicked smaht – like she can tell you all sorts of details on the different MR sequences and what foods are naturally radioactive (brazil nuts are tops), etc…they just need to work on “her” nagging (as in insert a nagging addon) and she would be a good life partner.
All I got from that is that she is tracking how much dick you saved
Honestly I don’t know if all of you have the same free upgrade with the Alexa dots but it is freaky. All I need now is “her” to pipe up and say did you remember to get the clothes out of the dryer while you were feeding the dog and it’ll be like a polygamous marriage.
Beautiful as always
I think Miami fires McDaniel to hire Harbaugh.
My WAG
Not that wild of a guess, there are reports that teams with current HCs are reaching out to Harbaugh’s agent.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/nfl-mystery-team-head-coach-place-emerges-among-those-interested-john-harbaugh-report
I’d think Harbaugh would be pretty much the first choice as an interviewee for any potential HC position in the NFL.
Yeah. But Harbaugh has said no to Las Vegas.
But currently Miami doesn’t need a coach…..
Which job does Harbaugh want?
There have been a lot of folks saying Mike McDonald is on the hot seat, and the Dolphins are not opposed to moving on from him. I think they weren’t intending to pull that string yet, because let’s face it, the whole head coach search thing is a very difficult process, but with Harbaugh suddenly available, they might reconsider their position.
I think it depends on what they do at GM and who he wants as HC, I’m guessing whoever they hire will have the right to keep or get rid of McDaniels
Well yeah, that’s what I said.
You said Miami currently doesn’t need a coach…
Yeah because McDaniel is still the coach.
Miami could fire the coach to hire Harbaugh.
Thats what I said to start this convo.
That one tweet is funny. I would take Nacua over JJ in a second. JJ is dainty. Nacua is a monster. He is going to get PAID.
By the way, fire KOC and hire John Harbaurgh.
so you’d take puka over jj in a second…
but would you take him in a heartbeat????
LOL at that tweet above about Justin Jefferson but it’s a picture of Pukaaaaaa
I can’t remember if I posted this one.
What is the currency of the North Pole?
Cold hard cash.
You did post it before, but a refresh never hurts
Mjolnir’s raging boner?
Are boners cold?
Mine aren’t.
IDK, but it would seem Mjolnir’s boner would transcend temperatures
He did ice it per the post of the week
Yeah, but why ice it if it’s already cold????
This being able to work from home kind of cuts both ways. I didn’t go into the office yesterday and I am not going in today as I have a nasty cold. I still worked 8 hours yesterday from home. I have a ton of sick time but can’t use it if I work.
I spent tbe last 5-6 yrs of my working career working from home. A double edge sword. Downsides were:
– ALWAYS expected to be available
– never really take sick time
– very hard to communicate always via phone and Zoom calls
– nowhere near as productive per hour worked
I love working remote and always have. for 25+ years I have worked 1 or 2 days per week from home. Software/DB developer mostly. Whenever I am in the office the “walk up” questions and many distractions make it very hard to focus. Here at my home office I can focus on writing code without needing the noise cancelling headphones that people in the office ignore and tap me on the shoulder to interrupt me.
I do agree that there are times when a group needs to meet face to face. I dispute the productivity part. At least in my job, I have always been much more productive working from home. And when I did have to be in office, I would start work at 6 am and get more done prior to 8:00 than I would the rest of the day….
mask up
stay 6 feet away from everythinggggggggggggggg
isolate
isolate
ISOLATE!
Yeah, there are SO many days I wish I could work from home and hardly talk to anyone.
Over 400 comments yesterday. Doesn’t anyone on this site work?
Tried to get it to 420… failed.
used to get 1k daily on the old DN before the woke mob took over and alienated everyone, especially gone bald and just bald
Yep, trash people in charge of a trash site.
Yeah, I miss Rob
he’s around here sometimes, i know he reads our comments….
brad accidentally sent me rob’s phone number instead of mt vikings and so i get random meme’s from rob now.
there apparently is a secret 3 way text thread with gf, mt vikings, and rob on it…i’m working on infiltrating it
I didn’t know about the secret text thingy, I want in now too. Rob used to slide into my DMs on twitter once in a while but hasn’t for some time, I think the last was a pic of a mostly naked chubby lady.
Half of that was cane and supa bickering back and forth, quarter was fil comments and gifs, and the other quarter ppb upping his post count with one word comments.
oh cane….i miss his lifting videos
LOL, chunk
goodness that guy was insecure
whatever you say squeegeeface. do you even lift?
I thought it was foreskinface?
How could I forget that!?! That was one of my dad’s favorite lines. Foreskin face or face like a well digger’s penis. Haha he was also a dick but damn it I miss him.
Well there was also five replying to every comment with some sort of shitpost as well, but you’re not wrong
I don’t miss fil – he was a woke jerk. I made a comment once about a game where the ref gave the ball to the opposite team of who came out of the pile with it, and I said I thought it was the new girl ref, and he went haywire on me calling me a sexist, etc. Hated him since then.
Haha yep – it was unprovoked, and he went berserk on me for an innocuous comment.
What.
Do.
You.
Mean
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Good morning, SKOL!
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KOC needs to contact John Harbaugh and use that smooth, “collaboration” talk to get him to take a major demotion and be our ST coordinator…
ST coordinator and “Assistant Head Coach” maybe?
And “Offensive 3rd and 2 or less and goal-to-go coordinator”?
*Assistant to the Head Coach
He could be part of a triangle of authority…
Or the Rhombus of Responsibility, either way, the Vikings need a new ST Coordinator
GM
FTP!
SKOL
Looks like the Ravens fired the coach because the QB did not like the coach. Silly. Good luck winning next year.
Happy Hump Day!
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