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The NFL has released the schedule for the 2026 season. Unreal that they turn that into an event. https://www.vikings.com/news/2026-schedule-opponents-minnesota-nfl I see no losses.

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No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 5:02 pm

Once in Vegas, I lost half of my life savings in 30 minutes, still hurts thinking about it…

To this day when I’m in Vegas, I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 6:17 pm

We got married at that Chapel in Vegas that Elvis got married in, for the movie, not in real life..
We didn’t pay for the whole ‘Elvis Experience’ but we got to see ‘him’ when he finished with the previous couple.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 6:53 pm

Very cool…

No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 2:57 pm

Bunker tip…

No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 2:37 pm

Yeah but he didn’t get out of bed till 2 p.m.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 2:54 pm

Someone named Julie?

No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:39 pm

Heavily involved in picking his boss???

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:47 pm

It is not unusual in the privatee sector, to be involved in picking your boss. In fact, i always thought it was a good move in order to enhance chances of success.

“Heavily” is a vague term, and i would interpret it with a fair amount of wiggle room.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:52 pm

What could possibly go wrong? cough you scratch my back cough I scratch yours cough cough

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
15 May 2026 2:55 pm

Kevin’s seat better be hot AF this year

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:57 pm

Won’t be his boss, more and more NFL teams are going with a model where both GM and HC report to the owners or some sort of President of the organization, he didn’t report to KAM, I doubt he’d report to someone new.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 12:25 pm

Because your worst day on the golf course is still better than a good day at the office.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 12:40 pm

Amen

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 12:41 pm

But your best day on course is still boring AF! Band practice, writing music, working out, basically anything… Better use of time lol.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 May 2026 12:56 pm

Band practice, writing music…… oh boy, right up there with watching paint dry for me.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 1:22 pm

Rocking, riffing, have a drink with the boys, working on new material or practicing the set list. Way better than old man “sport”

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 May 2026 1:34 pm

Well I am an old man!
But any sport that involves wacking a ball is pretty good.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 7:53 pm

I am 65, wifey is 61. I got her clubs 3 years ago for her bday. First time out she parred a par 3, she has been hooked since

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 12:26 pm

Yeesh, not worth it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:05 pm

Translation? I don’t care who it is… just get me the damn ball.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:27 pm

Love his attitude and SO many journalists have tried bating him into a sound bite they could dramatize and he’s done a great job of avoiding that.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 May 2026 12:41 pm

Agree with that. They do try to bait him every time, and he manages the media well.

manly-purple
15 May 2026 12:03 pm

Not Tuesday, but whatever.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  manly-purple
15 May 2026 12:19 pm

Laughing… must have been funny to those guys trying to make that. Probably had to do a lot of takes because they were cracking up.

NoDakRube
Reply to  manly-purple
15 May 2026 12:37 pm

That was funny as shit.

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
15 May 2026 12:40 pm

Patriots: “It was a fumble”….dying.

Edgecrusher71
15 May 2026 11:25 am

Has this been discussed at all around here? There’s nothing in place to limit what they can or can’t monitor and what they can or can’t do with the data. This is next level Big Brother stuff. smh.

https://www.motor1.com/news/794316/new-cars-mandate-impaired-driver-detection-delay/

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 May 2026 11:31 am

That is really scary.

My F-150 has autonomous driving which I like on the barren interstates I travel on in this region, but it has a camera which alerts if you’re not looking at the road. I have a certain pair of sunglasses that the camera can’t see through, if I forget I get three hours of intermittent “watch the road” alerts.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
15 May 2026 12:29 pm

What happens when you are fleeing a terrible situation and need to haul ass? Someone attacking you, tornado, need to get a pregnant wife to the hospital etc… and your car goes, “Your pupils are dilatated, try breathing exercises and try again in an hour.” lol

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 12:40 pm

MOAR wrongs don’t make a right! Three lefts do!

No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 11:23 am

Currently favored in 8 games, before teams even have a starting roster finalized.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 11:42 am

It is too early for Odds to have any real meaning.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:36 pm

The caption of that photo should read “Jefferson admires a tight spiral while assistant coach yells ‘that’s how it’s done, McFragile™'”.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 12:38 pm

I would bet the over…but I always bet the over.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 9:44 am

This article seems to think we did a decent job of fixing the holes in our roster this offseason.

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/vikings-solved-biggest-offseason-problems-111500161.html

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 10:04 am

I too am a fan and I feel some optimism.
Of course as a Viking Fan I also feel dread that it will all come crashing down at some point.
I will continue the Mantra of ‘Hope for the best but expect the worst’ as it has gotten me thru to this point.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 10:25 am

I tend to think all teams have “holes” – very few teams have it all.
But the acquisition of Murray, and he if plays to his talent level, will cure a lot of ills for this team.
“If” is of course a big word here.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 11:11 am

Fire Brzizinsky!!

DE Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
15 May 2026 11:18 am

Hi Mom !

How’s it going in heaven?
Miss you!

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
15 May 2026 11:19 am

It’s going to be another 9-8 or 8-9 year
no opportunity at a top 3 draft pick

meh

MT Viking
Reply to  Rob
15 May 2026 11:41 am

I’m aiming for “historically bad”. Dante Moore, baby!

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
15 May 2026 12:53 pm

Pretty sure the Dolphins have that locked up already

pirateflip
Reply to  Rob
15 May 2026 12:01 pm

You been hanging out with Kodiak?

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  pirateflip
15 May 2026 12:45 pm

His whole bit was calling every season a failure because the Vikings didn’t win a Super Bowl

I don’t see this team as particularly good or bad, just meh

probably a third or fourth place finish

MT Viking
Reply to  pirateflip
15 May 2026 12:54 pm

Heh…them’s fighting words with Rob!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
15 May 2026 12:59 pm

8-8-1

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
15 May 2026 2:49 pm

The Filbert 33 special

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 11:19 am

Eh….
Same old same old.

9-8 ish.

Can’t see the Vikings winning the division.
Possible. Just don’t see it.

JRobert
JRobert
15 May 2026 9:32 am

Since it is so slow a question – a football one, and a Viking one.
I’ve always liked KOC but wonder about something.
Does KOC have what it takes to coach a Super Bowl winning team?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 9:45 am

Unknowable until it happens or he retires and it hasn’t happened.
Way to many variables to hazard a guess IMHO.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 9:46 am

He can’t seem to coach a playoff game.
So……

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
15 May 2026 9:50 am

That’s what prompted my question.
He has coached two playoff games and I thought both times our teams seemed not prepared and he was out coached.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 10:02 am

‘Past Performance Is Not A Gurantee Of Future Results’.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 10:17 am

Losing to the Giants was a total debacle, and while losing to the Rams (considering we had lost to them in the regular season) was not horrific, but losing 27-9 in a flat effort was poor coaching.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
15 May 2026 10:21 am

That is exactly the reason for the question.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 11:21 am

Yep.
Kumbaya Kev turns into Klunker Kev in the post season.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 May 2026 11:20 am

It’s not about the Xs and the Os but the Jimmies and Joes.

Anyone who has spent enough time coaching realizes that of course a coach can elevate players and a team BUT that only goes so far. It’s crazy how a HS team who has historically been bad all the sudden is a state competitor with a great senior class and then the next year, same coaching staff, they are garbage again lol. And the teams that are always good, their roster is always good.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 10:17 am

I think KOC can get the job done if we get to a Super Bowl. So much has to go right in a season to get there though, and number one is health. Injuries can derail your aspirations quickly. The Giants won a Super Bowl with Eli by starting the same five guys on the O-line every game for 3 straight years. That was crazy.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 10:27 am

But you have to coach well in playoff games to get to the SB.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 11:13 am

Coaching well in the playoffs is kind of a strange thought. You coach all through OTA’s, training camp, and the regular season, but suddenly you’re a different coach in the playoffs? I suppose that’s possible, but I think players themselves play differently. Belichick was famous for telling his players to just do their jobs. There’s usually an inclination to try to make that great play, and end up making a mistake. Coaches need to adhere to that advice too I suppose.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
15 May 2026 11:37 am

There is at least one huge difference. In the regular season there is always next week. In the playoffs, no tomorrow.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 10:46 am

I know it’s hard being patient with this team, but KOC is a heck of a coach that I believe will keep getting better. It’s been 4 years and he’ll only be 41 years old in 10 days. His record with us is 43-27, pretty decent imo. I think it took Bill Cohwer 10 plus years before he won the superbowl in Pittsburgh, but the Rooneys stuck with him. I’m hoping to see a championship sooner than later, but I believe KOC will get it done. Skol!

KFEY93
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
15 May 2026 10:52 am

That is so rare in todays NFL thought, the pressure from the public is multiplied by online communication. Fans are plugged into the team and the front office way more then back then. If you aren’t getting to and winning play off games with in 3-5 years of being a coach, you are usually gone. Regular season wins and stats ring hollow if there’s nothing meaningful (play off/SB wins) that come with them. KOCs seat will be a ball of fire if they dont get to and win a play off game this year.

Yore Mom
Reply to  JRobert
15 May 2026 11:13 am

If this dipshit can…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Yore Mom
15 May 2026 11:27 am

Was thinking some of him.
Very much believe he is an exception with a roster so stacked he couldn’t even fuck it up – and he tried.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 9:10 am

Happy Friday.

FTP!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 May 2026 9:26 am

GM SoCal. Rec for FTP and first! Looks like we have to step up in the first two games this year and take control of the Division right off the bat. Don’t care for the early bye. I guess if you’re gonna have to play an International game, Mexico is the closest, so not too bad there.

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