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Happy Thorsday,
Skol
FTP
Two days until we get to see the backups play backups.
And football is on tonight if you are intrigued by scrubs of other teams.
Apparently, football fans will watch any football.
The ratings for the HOF game last Thursday were higher than all NBA playoff games combined.
Goodell has us by the ……..
Yes he does…
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
Happy Thorsday!
How long before the NFL goes to a streaming service. It wouldn’t be so bad if there was a streaming service that covered all professional sports for a specific area. Like if the Twins, Wolves, Wild and Vikings were on one streaming service I may be willing to pay for it. I refuse to pay for a streaming service for each team. I guess if it gets to that point, I will no longer be watching sports.
And for those of us with no local ‘pro teams’ it just sucks worse.
But I have adapted to ‘if a game is on great, if not oh well’.
Doubt that happens not enough people make enough money
Halfway through a fantasy draft that started two weeks ago.
32 teams. 2 hours to make a pick. Paused from 10pm to 7am.
Seems like a lot of work/commitment.
Of course that just might make it better/worth it.
Are you going to show us all of your Draft picks?
@No kink shaming@
Here it is so far….
2027 Draft !!!!!!!
Let me be the first to start rumors !!
Harsh. Fortunately, I’ve held off on buying a McFragile™ or Murray jersey. If Moore is drafted by us, dresses for his first two seasons, taking a majority of snaps beginning halfway through the first year, and starts looking like the bona fide QBOTF for the Vikings, I’m buying jerseys for everyone in my family.
Waiting to see if he is any good before buying?
That’s commitment right there !!
I won’t buy his jersey unless he leads us to multiple SB wins. Otherwise he is a bust.
I kinda want them to take the kid from Minnesota, unless he sucks this season
It’s a little too soon to be making this prediction.
But if Murray is playing well enough that JMac doesn’t see the field, I could see a trade near the trade deadline.
@”QB whisperer”@
What a joke.
It’s in that territory.
Unless you buy , “it was Kwesi’s decision to draft McCarthy”.
Apparently the wilfs did
I believe that they sat in some of those pre-draft meetings.
“Coaches fail young QBs before young QBs fail teams”
If they traded JJ (QB) at the deadline the next day/game/practice The Midget would be injured and lost for the season, because Vikings.
#nojinx
Just another reason to wait until the deadline.
No worries, the have Wenz and… brosmer
My shocked face. Some on here seemed optimistic he was ready to take the reins. Maybe we should let him develop another season before offering him a starting QB salary, all guaranteed of course.
Yep.
I’d add let’s see if he can get through an NFL season without an injury before paying him.
“I’d add let’s see if he can get through an NFL PREseason without an injury before paying him.”
There, FTFY!
Assuming, of course, that Harbaugh actually wants JJ………
Also assuming that JMac accepts being a career backup.
Herbert isn’t going anywhere.
I can’t believe Murray is the starting QB. I literally bet everything I had that it was going to be JJM because he threw that one pass at that one training camp day.
I can’t believe that you can’t believe that Murray is the starting QB.
I am so pessimistic going into this season. All we need is decent to above average QB play and this team would be really good. Alas, neither Midget nor McFragile fit that bill.
I think we need more than good QB play. Against the top teams, the defense struggled stopping the run, and were vulnerable on the blitz against top QB’s that recognized the blitz quickly and made the necessary adjustments.
However, you are correct in your pessimism. Our QB room has to be bottom 5.
Yeah but now the defense has the amputee and the fat fruit
amputee and fat fruit haha makes me giggle every time. Can’t wait for the “amputee” to be limited in practice perennially after first preseason game.
I’m actually a bit surprised that hasn’t happened in training camp. Yet.
Live look at Mrs Wrenage…..
I bet everything I had too, but I also bet nothing, because I have nothing.
I bet you still get slapped every once in awhile.
Happy Wednesday,
FTP
Skol
Since I am now recently retired, the days of the week really have no meaning. Every day is indeed a Saturday. It is a glorious thing.
Weekend what’s a weekend
I still find her strangely attractive
But she’s top left of the crazy hot chart.
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*Also for FTP*
I received an breaking news alert from the NFL app today while I was training my replacement. I’m sure no one talked about it on here at all.
Hmmmm…. I think I had more alerts hit my phone than comments about the qb situation on here. I was training so I didn’t have time to read them, but there were a bunch alerts about how JJ losing out to the Midget was big news (apparently).
Pretty much expected.
Is he the starter for the preseason game Saturday?
Or the starter for the regular season??
Not sure how much it matters since it is a short term appointment, just until he gets injured.
Best evaluation of the QB situation I’ve seen so far and from a former Viking
https://twitter.com/SKORNorth/status/2086912207007211746/video/1?s=46
I don’t tweeterpate but would I be correct in summarizing it as…
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2087212101177946437
here’s a screenshot because it isn’t embedding:
You still have to change the x to “twitter” in the address. That was supposedly fixed awhile ago, but doesn’t seem so.
Could just be that he’s going to take the first reps in the first preseason game.
Either way I’m short on excitement.
They’re just letting him start the preseason game to showcase how bad he is.
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Expected but not entirely welcomed.
Agreed
The breaking news I saw said he would be starter week one of the regular season. Unless I read it wrong.
Is he reading the playbook? Or, more importantly, can he even read?
Too busy with COD.
Cod’s high in mercury so that explains the learning disability.
Happy Birthday to me! 63 years old, another 10 of working full time planned. Clock is ticking.
Today I finished reading Dungeon Crawler Carl(book 1) and am now reading boring IT things in prep for upcoming meetings.
I try to intersperse fun books with non-fiction things. So much to learn (love history books) but sometimes I just wanna be entertained.
Golfing in a bit. More reading tonight.
FTP!
Looking forward to Saturday when we get to see all 4 QBs. I expect Wentz to look the best, sadly.
Happy Birthday, Surly! Enjoy the day!
Happy Birthday Surly.
I can’t imagine working that long.
I’m tired as it is at 64.5.
142 days for me.
Happy birthday!
Happy BDay Old Man!
63 times around the sun, x 365 spins per revolution.
You must be quite dizzy.
Happy BDay!!
Happy birthday Surly. Hope you have a wonderful day.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Surly. I hope you are well, and you have great day. I’m not sticking around on the site, just saw this and wanted to send you my best wishes. No need for anyone to reply. I’ll be logging back out.
I saw a report that Kyler has been named the starter BTW… guess that McCarthy era bullshit is over now.
Again, all the best!
Howdy Stranger.
I enjoyed reading your pots on Raider Nation! Hope to see you back once the season starts!
Happy Birthday!
Enjoy your day. 🙂
Happy Birthday! Looking forward to at least another 10 years of Surly comments.
Happy Birthday
Bridgewater retires, Lions sign Josh no-eyebrows Dobbs
He was fun for about 1.5 games.
The Passtronaut!
Was more fun watching him then Kirk lead the league in turn overs the first month of the season. “But he was an MVP Candidate!” laughable…..
Kirk was the most prolific passer in the history of the Vikings, in case you didn’t know.
You know, I have NEVER once heard or read that anwhere, somehow it must have slipped my mind watching literally every Vikings game from about 2008 until now. Please tell me more!
This from AI:
Through the first 7 weeks of the 2023 season, Kirk Cousins was playing at an elite level and statistically ranked as a top-3 quarterback in the entire NFL. He was at the very top of the league leaderboard in several major categories alongside quarterbacks like Tua Tagovailoa and Patrick Mahomes. [1, 2, 3]
NFL Quarterback Rankings (Through Week 7, 2023)
MetricKirk Cousins’ StatNFL RankLeague Leader(s)Passing Touchdowns16Tied 1stTua Tagovailoa (15 entering W7, Cousins caught up)Passing Yards2,0572ndTua Tagovailoa (2,091)Completions1932ndPatrick Mahomes (185 before W7 explosion)Passer Rating101.7Top 5Brock Purdy / Tua Tagovailoa
Key Takeaways of His Comparison
I’m sure this is just smoke though and the garbage QB’s we had last year and this year could have done better though. Or you yourself perhaps could have played better…
Comparing him to a backup like Tua isn’t exactly a compliment. He was playing very well though
He had passing stats for sure, against bad defenses and was leading the league in turn overs, fumbles and picks combined. He single handedly cost us the game against the Bucks.
He also beat the 49ers with 350+ yards and a couple TD’s, a game nobody expected to win.
And threw short of the sticks to a slow ass tight end with the season on the line.
Eh, Brosmer would have ran backwards and tossed an underhanded pick for a defensive TD, so which would you rather have?
Yeah because Addison literally ripped away a terrible pass for a pick and turned it into a TD and the defense showed up. Again, stop blindly defending him and dying on that silly mound, its not even a hill at this point. I dont understand the baseless love and support for someone you dont personally know. Its insane.
I mean, you can blame most of the turnovers on him, but I recall several dropped/tipped passes that weren’t on him, or his lineman swatting the ball out of his hands once, and then there’s the whiffs on a defender coming unblocked to hit him blind-side. Some of that isn’t really his fault, but he did have fairly poor ball security for fumbles in general, that’s for sure.
Lol I could give a damn less what an AI that wasnt even around the year this went down says Jo_Ro, stop talking offense for Kirk Cousins. I could not care less about his passing. I cared about his dumb ass turn overs that he was leading the league in through 4 weeks like cost us two wins. The Tampa game comes to mind. Im not doing this crap again with you too, I did it enough with Mr. Pentagon.
Haha I’m just saying…. top in TD’s, top 2 in yards, top 2 in completions…. all pretty good. I would trade anything we have now for that again.
If the team still finished 9-8, it wouldn’t matter.
Here we are with low-end QB play and we still are 9-8.
Yeah, winning a couple meaningless games at end of season against teams with nothing to play for… that’s progress.
Just like that comeback against a tanking Colts team in December that was playing for draft position. WOW Hang a banger Kwerks SO GOOD
Yeah, through 4 or 5 weeks. He has never played at that level for an entire season in over a decade of his career but OH , he had a hot hand to start so you can clearly project that out to a full 17 week season. Come on man. That’s kindergarten thinking. And way to ignore his turn overs. My point remains. You cant refute that. You have to take the good AND THE BAD with the eval.
Sounds like the midget. He’s had some good games and been a good fantasy QB at times, but never consistently. At least he’s not getting overpaid this year (at least by the Vikings).
And that was the whole gripe. “He’s being paid what he is worth and what the market says” – The markets inflated and average QBs are making insane amounts of $$, even more so now. That doesnt justify Kirk getting his extensions here while the rest of the team, specifically the defense was cannibalized for it. Also the no trade clause, handcuffing the team as well. If Kirk got paid what he was actually worth according to the cap % and allowed the team to move him when it was clear he wasn’t mentally fit to make a SB run, I wouldn’t have as big a problem with him as I do. I was gun ho for him for 2018 and to start 2019. But things change. It was pretty obvious what he could and couldnt do by then but the excuses never ended.
And so you blame Kirk for management’s mistakes. He isn’t responsible for writing the contracts, he can only negotiate thru his agent. To constantly blame him for the contracts he signed gets old, at the end of the day the Vikings could have said no, or offered less and Kirk could have said no. It didn’t happen.
You can make that assumption for the season that he would have gotten worse, but maybe he would have played better? You don’t know. All I know is I preferred a world where JJ and Thielen were breaking records and we had a respectable passing game. Our offense is a joke now.
And these two things aren’t related. Kwerk was no longer in a position to benefit the team at all, either with his now injury making him even more ass in the pocket and less mobile, or his LUDICRIS price tag. The Vikings in 2024 and in 2026 would be a far worse team with him on the roster. I too would love a steady, LEGIT top 10 QB at a fair price or on a rookie contract. That QB never was and never will be Kirk. SO. Quit mixing up arguments and comparing Apples and Oranges.
First day of school for the kids around here. Lots of excitement and busy roads…
that’s pretty early!
my kids go back on the 24th (which happens to be my birthday) – best present ever!
Wtf? I never stated school until after Labor Day
yeah, and their last day is in late May instead of early June
it’s weird
Happy Monday 2.0,
Skol
FTP
4 days to first Preseason game.
So if i golfed on the first Monday, do i golf on the second one?
I don’t see any reason not to.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
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Regarding the picture up top. I’ve been hearing/reading good things about this young lad. Sounds like no receiver that he covers gets to him mentally. He views them as the number on their jersey only, and not the big name they may have, and we all know who he’s been covering in practice.
I’m also excited about Demmings. Kid is tall and rangy. Great speed. Dog mentality. Early returns from both OTA’s and camp have been promising.
He needs some game reps, but would be nice if the purple finally drafted a true stud at that position. Our secondary isn’t terrible, but give Flores a true shutdown corner, with what we already have, and the possibilities of how great this defense could be this season has me excited and ready for some football.
The longer this has gone on, the more I am shifting my position on who I think should and will start, and that has shifted more to JJ 60/40. I expected Murray to be showing more, granted the first pre season game and joint practices have not happened but if they are this close, then you have nothing to lose starting JJ.
I love this gif, wish I could give more than one rec
It will be Murray….
I agree about “if they are close there is no reason to start Murray”. He is likely not our long term answer ar QB. but JJM has not shown yet that he is either. My take is we have a lot of training camp left. Bit if they are close during camp,then JJM has the higher ceiling
A few questions stemming from the media selection.
Is JJ being asked to go through his progressions and find the check down?
Is JJ playing with the #2 offense to see how he handles the #1 defense?
Is Kyler playing with the #1 offense to get reps with the starters in case he has to play, due to JJ getting injured?
Is Kyler throwing deep balls to try and get attention?
Yes, with the help of the Nazis.
Space Nazis
What do Jewish have to do with the moon?
The Jews own Hollywood, so they produced the fake moon landing.
My family owns Hollywood? News to me.
And between that and Kubrik not altering Eyes Wide Shut, Gov had him killed. One conspiracy I do believe.
Are you thinking the Vikings are trying to “flip” one of the two?
Buy a turd, polish it up, sell it for a quick profit?
No I just think all of the “experts” are reading too much into what is happening on the field.
I think KOC knows what he is doing and I’m pointing out none of us know what he is trying to accomplish.
To me, it makes sense to have JJ working with the second team. For one he is already familiar with the receivers and the thing he really needs to work on is his processing. So let him work against the #1 defense to gain some processing speed. Meanwhile, Kyler is able to get timing down with starting receivers.
You could trade McFragile™ for a future draft pick…very future…like 2041?
KOC will NOT start JMac to start the year.
Too risky to JMac’s mentality if he still sucks and gets benched, or hurt. Again. If that happens he’s done in MN.
Start the vet Murray. If he sucks, then JMac has the shot of being a hero.
^this^
It’s Monday.
I just thought I would remind everyone just in case they forgot.
Sweet!
I gotta hand it to the marketing people at the WNBA, they are geniuses at generating headlines and it almost makes me want to watch a game. Almost meaning I moved from a zero percent chance of tuning in a game to 1% chance.
I saw a guy saying Caitlan Clark was the best thing to happen to the WNBA because she got it a ton of attention. But now she is the worst thing to happen to the WNBA because the league did not rise up to be worthy of the newfound scrutiny. They are just making themselves look really, really silly.
I’ll probably start watching it when the entire league is transgender women.
It’ll just become the NBA retirement league.
Or farm league, like AAA for MLB?
The WNBA cut their own throats. They got handed a golden ticket with Caitlin Clark. Arenas were packed to watch her play. Instead of making her the face of the league like they should have, they tried to bury her and promote their other “stars”. People quickly lost interest in the woke agenda and now the league has to create controversy to get headlines. And those controversies still center around Caitlin Clark. Their marketing team is a bunch of idiots.
This is the local, to me kid, that is a freshman at the U. Sounds like they are willing to use him at a lot of positions.
https://bringmethesports.com/roman-voss-is-already-showcasing-elite-versatility-for-the-gophers
Roman is Kyle Vanden Bosch’s cousin I believe.
Husker Legend. Was an absolute monster in college. Pretty good pro career as well.
Maybe they should just name Wentz the starter until one of the other goofballs figure out how to play.
Run the Wildcat with Murray as the RB……
Might as well, he has as good a chance of being decent as the other two at this point.
Happy Monday,
Skol
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So Wentz is probably a lock for QB2, right?
I don’t know why they’d keep Wentz around if he is going to be QB3.
Just keep him on speed dial.
Probably because QB1 and QB2 are going to be injured at some time during the season and quite possibly at the same time.
3 Fragile QBs is better than 2 and Wentz is of similar quality to the first two now that he has is getting a full training camp in.
Yep.
JJ has won the starting gig.
Murray will get cut.
Wentz will be QB2.
Murray will get cut?
You missed the sarcasm font……
But, if Wentz isn’t going to hang around for QB3 why would Kyler or JJ??
JJ would. Then if someone gets hurt, the other 2 are promoted.
They’ll keep all all three because none can stay healthy, plus Brosmer on the PS
The most logical answer IMHO.
I don’t get the long, fake nails like that. My real nails bug me if they get even a tiny bit long so I have to trim them often. Maybe people like her don’t do any actual work so they are ok with the long nails?
Poop nails. There is no way you’re not getting poop in them nails.
Let’s be honest, in a public restroom the number of poop germs on the toilet paper roll is non-zero. Same for the number of poop germs in manicured nails.
What if she has a bidet like MT??
I hadn’t even thought of that. Ewwwww!!!!
Now you will remember that every time you see somebody with nails like that.
When we owned a restaurant, we had a server that always wanted to have the long fake nails. She quit because we told her she could not have long nails due to sanitary conditions.
I’ve worked 26 years in nursing homes.
You get taught day 1 to look for brown under the fingernails…………
Just checked, mine are ok. Must not be ready for the nursing home quite yet.
Monday already?!?!
I’m just going to bed on Sunday night.
Oh yeah, first and FTP
Rec to Derby.
Heading to the mountains to golf for the day. I will think of everyone going to work.
Trying to decide if wife and i wanna go ti Giants-Vikes preseason game. We can get free tix, but it is still going to North Jersey (yuck) and watching preseason football.
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Good (very early) morning, SKOL!
FTP!