Happy thirsty Thorsday WEDNESDAY, everyone! Another slow news day. With the recent release of Nate Stanley, there is a chance that the team might make a splash signing, but nothing yet.
Recent News:
Video of the Day:
Thanks to ABG for today’s selection. Enjoy!
That’s all I got, folks. Y’all have at it in the comments, and remember, be cool to one another.
Rudy to Tampa. Gets to play with Tommy! Good for him
Maybe he can win a ring with Tom and join the long list of ex players and coaches who win a ring once they get away from Minny.
So I learned something new on the last flight segment.
There are more levels of hades than I thought.
I get on the plane last due to rescheduling and not wanting to have 6 trillion stopovers, and plane being packed, have to plop down next to 2 extra-large Marges.
It’s one thing to be next to non-stop talkers, but then not only do they move right past talking with their hands but they move to flapping their whole arms when they talk, on every single sentence.
My seat is bouncing, the plane seems to lurch on every gesticulation, and then they promise to quit but no more than 2 minutes later they’re flapping their hunnert-pound appendages again like they’re the landing beacons on an aircraft carrier.
This is why I drive instead of fly.
best of luck!
DeSantis rips sniffer for Saudi BS. LOVE IT!
Batting a thousand…
Never had a flight outta Denver that wasn’t delayed over the last 20 years. Nearly 2 hours this time.
I shoulda have ubered my way down to Five’s van down by the river to pick through his cigars that the vultures have scattered around by now…
About to have one right now!
Is there a way to send someone an invite to join us?
Skoloholics.com
send em a link to an open thread or something.
poop river?!
Beaker is a 2nd rate qb
One man’s trash……………
I’ve been on the fence over him for 4 years. If he’s Mr. .500 again this year…….
He’ll be perfectly average again…
Good to see you survived California
They can’t delay my flight out of Denver many more times until I’ll beat the plane home by walking.
There’s a lot going on here….
Good to see you relaxing and having a good time
LOLOLOLOLOL
Brand new pool, I’m enjoying it.
Sitting at Denver airport in a sports bar and I can smell the liberals.
Sad story there LFA.
So the stench of bad decisions, patchouli, weed and failure!
Well…most of them don’t shower regularly so yeah…
Heading toward gate, and there’s a guy who looks like me spread-eagled on his back on the concourse with his chest convulsing violently. Thought I was having an out-of-body experience for a minute.
I confirmed with another bystander that 911 already called, and 5 minutes later here comes a “mall cop” guy on a Segway, no med stuff with no EMT in sight. Finally, many minutes later, some sorta med cart shows up.
Excellent
8th most cap space currently. Expect a move before camp IMO
I predict they bring back Dakota Dozier
With the bears I think
I’d say $15M in the bank to start the season makes sense in case you have to sign a replacement player.
lol, nope. If they lose that much they would be done anyway
Boy Scout motto… Be prepared.
Unofficial motto… Be strong enough to beat the girl scouts
Laughing…
I’m reading the Suh sweepstakes are pretty much the Vikings if they choose to sign him. I’d opt for some premium run defense talent, we can alway use that.
Dude I thought you figured out how to imbeeed!
I do but when I’m on my phone it suckkkkks. Twitter app you cant embeed from phone you need to be on desktop
Share it to your browser dumdum
I know you can do that but it always forces me back to the app
It’s annoying
Oh yeah, on the phone sucks
Exactly why we need Hunter
licenses for social equity businesses
The City of Denver has plans to reserve all marijuana delivery licenses for social equity businesses.
Posted at 5:30 PM, Jul 19, 2022 and last updated 6:30 PM, Jul 19, 2022
DENVER – The City of Denver has plans to reserve all marijuana delivery licenses for social equity businesses.
Social equity businesses are owned by Coloradans who have disproportionately been impacted by the war on drugs.
In Denver, dispensary owners have to partner with social equity delivery businesses if they want to provide delivery.
Won’t be long before we’re China. Good luck everyone living on 2.65 dollars a day or whatever earned by working a mere 18 hours.
Never knew
BIDEN: “You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have cancer.”
Biden has cancer?
Yep. That’s what he said.
The White House changed it to say he had some non melanoma skin cancer removed. Lying about cancer for the climate. These people stop at nothing.
Hope you heal soon, Biden, since you’ve been such a great leader!
Cut Manion & sign Cam Newton to be QB2.
No
KC goes down forget everything, if there’s anything to forget.
yep, no viable back-up now for years since Case
Cam is a beat up dude. Not expecting alot as is.
I at least want a chance to win if our QB2 is in. With Manion, our % chance of winning is zero.
True.
But we have Mond… and RGIII said he is everything that Cousins is not…
I’ll take Mond over Minion
Exactly. Mond still a wild card. He’ll get a fair fresh shot at QB2 in camp now
It’s yet to be proven that our new batch of coaches are smerter than our old batch in these new roles
I’ll take a tuna fish sammich over Mannequin
Double no.
How about Tie Rod?
We need a clipboard king. That’s Mannion.
Manion is the “I suck at playing QB” king.
Lol, no thanks, 100% washed
Still an upgrade from Manion.
While true he’d leave The Vikings at something like 6 or so wins, might as well just totally suck and draft a QB
No.
You can’t have real competition behind Cousins.
Protesters reportedly turn their rage to SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh’s neighbors and their children
FYI (again), any post containing three or more links will need to get approval.
Link, link, link.
Thanks for the approval…
That last one is fascinating
toss ‘em in!
Suspended account. Good job. That’ll teach ’em,
Darren Wolfson speculating the Bucs as the likely landing spot for Rudy, with a gaping hole at the TE position there.
whew!
Doesn’t break my heart either.
Did you two just agree on something?
yes, we agree billionaires should pay tax too but lifer’s party gets too much money for them so they do nothing. I also agree that a chunk of corporate America is bad (looking at you, big banks). We used to agree “Cuck” sucked but he went sybil on that.
Read Boys likely spot for Barr.
commanders or Dallas per reports for Barr
Per SOP, he will become a top-rated all-star somewhere else
They have a WNBA game playing here where I’m eating lunch. Good grief, this is one boring-assed “sport”. I think I found the one thing on earth more boring than soccer.
Have you watched womens soccer?
Hell no
I’ve only watched my son’s soccer. The few minutes of soccer I watched outside of that has been horrible and terrible.
any women’s sport except these
Reminds me of what porn women like…..

lol
women’s tennis is much better. among the best of women’s sports if we’re not including things like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling.
I don’t mind volleyball/softball….
but womens sports aren’t that fun to watch….
I remember when that blond Russian gal played tennis, she was my favorite.
Anna
Yum
https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/tennis/photo-gallery/anna-kournikova-birthday-10-photos-which-prove-the-russian-is-one-of-the-hottest-female-tennis-players-ever/237030
Imbed fail.
Women’s volleyball can be fun, too. I’ve actually been watching some women’s running for whatever odd reason. I appreciate the grind and then the willpower of the kick. That is the same for men and women.
Yup, and I can’t wait until men are allowed in women’s track, lol
Cricket has got to be right up there too.
Plumber fixed it with a longer drain snake.
$300-somethin’
Yay, I was right!
Glad it was something simple, but holy shit, $300 just to snake it?
yup. they’ve got a 75′ snake. He said it cleared the clog at about 30′. I was so close to having it myself :/
They were pros, though. Good service, fast response. I’ll call them next time I can’t get something myself.
Ya had one hung crossways down in there huh…
Had a lady friend flush a Q-tip down my toilet. It hung up horizontally a floor level hence catch all the tp flushed. I had to remove the entire toilet for a Q-tip. gd!
Damn! I suppose it just wedged in there, was a hang-up spot.
Floor level, 4″ maybe. q-tip just long enuf to cross it. Right tho, people will flush anything.
You need better lady-friends who won’t give you any more crap backup
Did he pull out any Trophy’s?
nope. Said he heard it fall into the 4″ pipe in the crawl space and that was that.
Heard it fall………what the hell you puttin in your drains? Bacon grease and potato peels?
That is none of your business.
Probably just Viking memorabilia… making room for more trophies!
I had to have a line snaked a couple weeks ago, was $110 through Bonfe.
Glad you’re up and running again. One year my wife flushed a salt-water fish that she found floating belly-up in the aquarium. That was an easy snake, but then my 2-year old topped her by flushing a comb down the toilet. Had to drain the tank and remove the toilet from it’s mount, go at it from the opposite end with a hacksaw blade to carefully cut the comb in half before it would come out.
Looks like NASCAR will need to add kevlar to the driver’s suits next year.

yup
Supply/demand.
do what you wish with this.
five knows.
Yep, not hard to see this coming.
I just rented my buddies TH yesterday, perfect. Invetory is Denver is up 94% hune 21 to june 22. Now, add in rates, tougher lending, all the new homes coming to market, school starts in 2-3 weeks (people with kids won’t won’t move much), lost wealth in market and 401’s, all time high CC debt. hmm..
Recipe for disaster. Meanwhile, our guv is holding more sham hearings on Jan. 6.
They caused the house run up by keeping rates artificially low for so long. They are reeling it back in now.
Yep, lots of supply, lower demand. For those who haven’t attended Econ 101, that equals a drop in equilibrium price.
I love when people try to tell me this won’t happen. It literally has to. I’m glad I got a place to rent for a bit via my buddy. The sellers need more time to see reality. These 20K price cuts on a 1.2M house are laughable.
Price drops always lag behind rate hikes & the supply/demand effects, but they DO happen. Every damn time. It amazes me that people will get on TV and say otherwise, but they do, and they’re always wrong.
Yep. I get it if you are a rep for the homebuilders, etc. with an agenda. But these unrelated parties saying this stuff look stupid. Free money and wanting to live lifestyles of the rich and famous on credit is going to cause pain, I don’t how you slice and dice it.
Exactly
Yup.
3-4K mortgage last year went to a hell of a lot nicer house than this year.
Yep and the taxes are going up along with insurance. I ran it at a 700K loan and I figured about $1800 more for a 1M house in Denver. People simply can’t afford that now.
So the house we’re looking at buying (when prices return to some level of normal) is dropping at about 10k in value per month. Naturally it went from $460k in 2020 to $760k now. When if ever it gets back to around $575k we may buy it if the owner will sell. He should sell now but I’m not buying a home that jumped $300k in 2 years. Thats inflated by at least $250k maybe less.
Yeah, I would wait and/or look for a similar house. I’ve spent way too much time reading on this but I can tell you it’s going to get ugly, especially in some areas.
Yeah we’re just going to wait this shit out and see if the market crashes which it probably will. They suckered my back in 2005 I bought a $500k home in a market that had 10% appreciation a year for 15 years straight. I bought and boom crash 3 years later 45% of equity lost. Not doing that again I’ll live in my car first.
It’s hard to be patient imo and not many saw that deal coming but this one is obvious.
Son’s lease doesn’t run out until November…
Man, not good since interest will go up a lot more by then
But there will be proping up of the prices because they WANT people not able to afford to buy a home and force the shrinking of the middle class.
Just like when Bill Gates buys farmland and takes it out of production so average people are screwed price-wise
It’s not THORSday yet.
But i am still thirsty.
yeah, I’m dumb and don’t know what day it is.
Mayorkas claims southern border ‘is secure’ as historic migrant crisis rages
I’d execute this mfer, 100%
1.3 to 1.4 mil on sniffers watch? I mean, the ones they counted.
It’s one thing to have a clear agenda… it’s another to lie through yer teef like he does.
Lol almost noon and DN has 13 comments
MARK!!! LOL cool guy though!
Did Cook and his ex-gf settle their cases? Haven’t seen or heard about it since like Jan. Hope that doesn’t resurface once the season starts
Haven’t heard a peep about it, I believe they are suing each other in civil court and there are no criminal charges. I don’t know about witnesses or anything but there is a video of her assaulting him.
GOAT, period.
TRUMP: “Congratulations to Dan Cox. NBC Fake News just called the race, but in this case the reporting wasn’t Fake (for a change!)”
Ilhan Omar Uses Her One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both Her Husband And Her Brother
Jul 20, 2022 – BabylonBee.com
HA HA HA HA
Must have been an interesting conversation…
Well he’s both so…
So, if they get divorced, is she still obligated to get him a Christmas gift?
I love how plumber windows work.
“They’ll be there between 10am and 2pm”
(sigh)
I kinda get it, they never know on the previous job what they’ll be getting themselves into.
sure, I get it too, but doesn’t mean I can’t complain about how it’s inconvenient for me
Yeah, I had an HVAC place tell me they wouldn’t be able to tell me a time they’d be over, only the day, hard to believe they couldn’t narrow it down at least somewhat.
I’ve had many different services ask me if I wanted “8-12, or 12-4”
Yeah its usually either a 2 or 4 hour window I usually get asked about.
Weird. The services I use always ask me if I want a happy ending.
Deshaun, is that you?
I always think plumbing would be a fun job. I think if I had gone the blue collar route I would have done plumbing.
Screw that. Working with random peoples toilets, sewer gas smell constantly, and smelly clogged drains.
HECCCCCCCCCCCK NO
I made 150 to walk into someone’s house and spend 5 mins unclogging a sink.
for every job I was at for an extended time… I had 10 5 minute ones.
One dude had me jet his leech lines… 6 of em at 100’ $2/foot.
And they were fine… I told him that.
ok dude. I’ll take your money.
lol
Dude sounds like a doctor. A lot of them think that way. I’ve had guys tell me the same thing, I take their advice. As in they will literally say it isn’t necessary but I will take your money. Okey dokey that’s my sign.
I went over to an elderly neighbor’s last year, plunged with a regular plunger using my patented plunger method, got it unplugged, and he handed my 50 bucks which was a yoooge savings for him.
The deal is have you ever walked into a nursing home wing and smelled that smell that someone dropped ass? Some poor CNA is cleaning that up. They ain’t making plumber wages. How about trimming hooves on a bull and he shits himself in your face with that nice liquid yellow stool they share on special stressful occasions? They ain’t making plumber wages.
Reminds me last Friday we were at the local craft brewery, they were separating the wort from the mash and pouring into a fermenter…my granddaughter was literally gagging and said that’s the worst smell ever. I said that is not even in the top 100 of the worst smells and everyone at the table asked what I thought the worst smell was…sure you want to know…a rotting corpse. I meant that as either a human or an animal but of course the question was have you smelled a rotting human corpse. Really? Come on man!
have you smelled a rotting human corpse?
Yup. The closest I ever came to losing my cookies. Nothing like someone using a .30-06 to facilitate their move to heaven in a shut up home in the middle of August. Marinate for five days. Mmm mmm.
people in the apartment business find people dead all the time, often have to shovel them up. But that said, I don’t drink , smoke, eat anything good, have sex, drive fast, fly or anything as I’m really looking forward to watching TV at 81 in the old folks home and also some oatmeal served by someone who hates me and can’t speak a lick of English.
Good man! You have learned well, grasshopper!
I aim to please!
This made me LOL
I remember a mailman in our town cut through a yard and had to report the owners stench…
I think electrician would’ve been my blue collar choice
you’d be a lawn ornament salesman in any life
for sure…the glass yard globes would have been his sweet spot.
Carpentry for me. Framing, building decks, etc.
I love carpentry, electrician work is fun, too.
Every time I do electrical work I cut up my baby soft beta hands. So I wear gloves and then I have no dexterity. Sigh.
Shocking!
I quit framing after nailing two fingers together… Brother in law bought the cheaper nails, but the Paslode Gus would double shoot them…
Pulled out the nail myself… never did find the paper from the side of the nail though…
Yeah, I put a framing nail through my finger once, that hurt.
I was roofing a commercial building at zero degrees with old-fashioned roofing nails and couldn’t even feel it when I nailed my pinky to the roof.
I was a journeyman-level carpenter slaving away for dad by the time I was 15
My old man was a journeyman electrician for decades at the mine back home, I remember him coming home with shirts with holes burnt in them or his eyebrowns having been blown off from a fuse box exploding, seems like it was never dull.
You’d be wrong 1000%. When you have to get up at 3am for an emergency clogged and backed up sewer line and have to dig through the shit you would not like it.
After hours is minimum of 300 to show up. Plus the work.
still digging shit bit you can easily make 100K/yr in colorado
Urology????
By this point in my career I think urology would have been the only acceptable surgical field.
Plastics!!!
He’s waiting for you to leave and your wife to get home.
Name of your sex tape
From Florio:
ouch
Browns gonna Brown
You said he wouldn’t miss any games.
I don’t think he will in the end now. Maybe 2 games. Just stating what Florio said.
I think he’ll be suspended 2-8 games then maybe win some sort of appeal. The longer it drags out, makes me think the Judge is going soft. But the judge wants to give it alot of time so it makes her look like she reviewed everything.
I hope Trump gives him the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2024.
I said I thought the judge would rule no disciplinary action thus the league can’t appeal. We’ll see hard to say how it will go.
He’ll get at least what rapistberger got
He should sue the league. He’s done nothing wrong per the courts. Total BS
not the point these days, court of public opinion is the only thing that matters now. Bullshit
Weird how Hill got nothing but since this is civil he does?
Is that Mark Davis or Turdeau?
Final third of the season is up! Go leave your RATIONALE season record prediction over here
Vikings will be no better than 5-6 after week 12
change my mind
defense allows <23ppg
if that happens, they’ll be above .500
Yup, if the D gives up 17 a game, our rookies become all pro’s, we don’t get scored on in the last 2 minutes (what team lets that happen??!!), beaker at 35 gets good and doesn’t panic when any pass rush happens, cook is all world- we could be good.
I think if we just stick with mine things will work out well.
yeah, sure
maybe Cousins is following the Gannon path
Maybe Cousins just executes the offense as designed and plays as called? And maybe he does that supremely well behind a really bad O-line? Just exactly how much more do you think he can do? Fly?
6-5 after week 12. I made my case in my articles you read.
you’re so close!
I did say I could see 5-6 going into week 13. They’ll have to steal a game (Lions could be a good one) and still finish 10 wins.
I have us losing to Lions in week 15 or whatever it is
5-5-1
hmmm, tricky.
who’s the tie?
Pukers of course.
ew
ok, 4-7
Oh Mr Optimistic this morning aren’t we!! Get ready to e disappointed
It’s rationale for 5 so I’ll accept it
Easy claim, I expect they are 1-10 at best, only if they beat dabares the first round. Going to be a long season.
happy hump day
Has STD’s from Jeter I heard.
Man, I hope all these Trump backed Gov and candidates win around the US. Dems are poring in alot of money to back these trump backed candidates bc they think its an easy win for the left
Gonna laugh so hard if it blows up in there face.
We’ll see, with how demented, delusional, and dumb the current POTUS and his administration are it would be pretty embarrassing for the Reps not to take back the senate and house or at a minimum one of them, this is the worst president of my lifetime so if they can’t figure out how to leverage that into wins they suck.
Not many are doing anything about cheating, so that’s how. Plus, they keep buying votes.
cooter’s idols, lmao
Rest in peace…
New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of Schedule
Jul 21, 2020 – BabylonBee.com
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>It’s now 50 days until the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams kick off the 2022 regular season.</p>— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href=”https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1549690198501609474?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>July 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Ahhh that’s how you embeed
how did you do it?
My kitchen sink won’t drain.
I ran the disposal (fine)
I cleared the P-traps
I cleared the lines from the dishwasher to the sink
I used baking soda and vinegar
I used boiling water
I used a plunger
No go.
So then I went to Menards, bought a 25′ drain snake / plumber auger, and went to town. It felt like I hit resistance that then gave way at a couple different depths, but that could’ve been just hitting corners and needing to run the auger to get past ’em. went to a depth of 25 feet, retracted the snaked, put ‘er all back together…
No go.
Now a plumber is coming over and I’m ready to feel foolish when the solution ends up being something simple. We’ll see. I’ll let you all know.
Interesting
liar!
Need a longer snake (TWSS), needs to be able to reach the elbow where it hits the 4” line. Plumber will use a 50’ snake & clear it out. Most likely paper towels or a sock.
yeah, I couldn’t find anything longer than 25′. I’m hoping you’re right about the longer snake doing the trick – shouldn’t be too pricey that way.
We’ve got drains that wouldn’t let a sock or paper towels down (unless someone jammed something like that into the garbage disposal and got it to go down).
I’m hoping it’s not something awful like tree roots
Tree roots in your sink line would be odd…
trees in your walls?
lol
I read about it as a potential problem when I was searching for DIY unclogging methods.
For the main… you shouldn’t have roots in your walls.
oh
right
If it is tree roots then your sanitary line is likely compromised anyway as roots won’t plow thru a pipe but enter only at a void…so it was broken already. Are all the shower/tubs draining out? Strange that it would only affect the sink drain especially beyond 25′.. unless you pushed whatever obstruction further down the line lol
I might’ve just pushed it
the thing on the end wasn’t as grabby looking as I would have thought
Back in the day when we had a rental I pulled a few sewer mice (tampons) out of the blocked drain. Strange how the tenants always swore it wasn’t theirs. I’m like who flushes a tampon?
tons do, happens all the time at apartments
Yep, my fishing buddy owns a drain cleaning service, says you’d be amazed at the things people try to flush or otherwise dispose of via the drain. People is dum
They’d flush a moose down if they thought no one was looking or would catch them
I did a job once…. Probably pulled 100+ napkins out.
made a huge mess.
that dude had his daughter down there cleaning up all of the nastiness.
she probably won’t be flushing them anymore at home.
100+? Holy cow! That would be miserable. Ugh.
My random story of the day…my wife loves traveling in the RV as she enjoys the ability to use the toilet whenever she has the urge and as is typical of her sex in that is far more often than I typically need to pee. I also consider the RV toilet an “emergency only” #2 zone and will unabashedly use whatever auxiliary toilet I can find from a vault on up to avoid filling the black tank with anything but liquid. However she has no desire to sacrifice her comfort in the #2 zone department (I think she is smarter than I) so we put some of that blue digesting liquid in the tank to kinda dissolve everything. Since Glendive doesn’t have a public RV dump I just “EPA be damned” pull into one of our convenient pastures and let fly the black tank followed by grey tank contents, and since we enjoy the relatively pristine appearance of our viewscape she carefully puts any paper in a little bag tied in the bathroom for that purpose. Seems to work well, the cows crap wherever they want and within two days I can’t find any evidence we dumped there.
LOL
my parents have a sign in their guest bathroom encouraging folks to not flush things that will result in a 5 figure repair
city folks don’t know and/or don’t care
Drains are a bitch. Is everything else draining?
everything but the dishwasher (which drains through the disposal) and the kitchen sink.
I haven’t tested, but no one has come to me saying something won’t drain.
Lowest drain in the house?
Disposals are notorious for clogging drains.
if all else is draining…. Your problem is between sink and main.
Other things backing up…… your mail is blocked.
sewer tech will have a bigger machine than what you can buy… you can rent up but they take a bit of time to master.
novice can figure it out if you aren’t <redacted>.
Yep, when I redid the kitchen 2 years ago I did not have a disposal put back in, they suck.
Naw, you just didn’t know how to use it.
Nah I cleaned drains. Disposals are shit.
No, they suck.
there are multiple lower drains.
we don’t really use the disposal (we’re on private septic) unless the water stands on the one side. we’ve got those little drain cover things that catch big stuff – we toss that in the trash or compost.
we’ll see, we’ll see. good guesses – thanks for the advice.
Also.. I’d test. Helps the tech know where to start.
hes going to test anyhow.
well I know both showers are draining and all toilets are flushing, and I know the bathroom sinks are draining. I didn’t test the laundry room sink. I’m going to assume the problem is between the sink & the main.
Simple then.
probably just build up from the disposal.
could’ve got a blowbag but plumber is already coming.
blowbag? I might need to remember that for the future.
Hose hooks up and it build pressure in the line to clear it out.
Not to be confused with the devices five uses to pleasure himself.
ha ha ha ha
lifer has a set of those but not for plumbing
More than likely at the 25.1 foot mark.
of course
Think about all the time you wasted when you should have just called a plumber to begin with!
City septic, holding tank, or drain field?
And is it just the kitchen sink, or are you having stuck/slow drains elsewhere in the home?
Never mind……..I just learned how to scroll.
drain field
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Not sure what's going on with ex-<a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/Vikings?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>#Vikings</a> LB Anthony Barr in free agency. I did call him today mostly since he's up tomorrow for Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award at ESPYs. But he hung up on me before I had a chance to ask him about the award & then didn't return a message.</p>— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) <a href=”https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1549509691092307968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>July 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
He actually sucks.
How the F do you embed on here?
Use the long embeeed and put it in the {}
He’s obviously talking about Kirk.
smart Teddy
I like that guy
good guy Teddy, for 8m we get 4-5 6m players in addition and winning record. Now, we lose with beaker
Imagine if Cousins had said that…
Yeah, that’d be funny
I’d get a chuckle
He would be called racist because a white guy can’t say that!
bendumdum
I posted that last night ahhahahah
hey
Hay
that will make a kid stronger
Farm boys vs gym boys in a high school football game?
I’d put $100 on the farm boys.
tougher in general, I was an exception
you were a wimpy farm boy?
strong city slicker
LOL, I knew what you meant
Lol
yes weak farm boy
I did my hay-throwing when I was 13 in a barn double the size of the Pentagon. At 120 degrees inside.
That ain’t no shit, I tossed a lot of those fuckers in my life.
ew, HIDE
The knives are going to slowly come for Harbaugh.
BTW, I agree with him 100% !
So, if I don’t like murder, just don’t commit one? I thought we had laws about that & stuff.
Laws are only for certain types of deplorables.
@I just don’t like taxes. So, not gonna pay em.@
Meh, Wednesday Thursday, what’s the difference?
24 hours?
True. Or 144 hours, going from Thursday to Wednesday.
good point
I got you fella.
Thanks man.
yeah but now we have a new more aggressive variant and it must be treated seriously so get boosted its the only way literally the only way dont be a fascist
My BIL had a liver transplant last year… and they recommended he got the 5th booster yesterday.
there’s a 5th?
whatever helps the dem donors get a little more $$. Keep ’em coming.
wait wait, lifer will post that this is not true per an unnamed source! lmao
Giphy needs a better selection of ninja gifs…
use google, paste the link.
Hey, it works!
just here for the hump day gifs.
Man, I am bored and ready for some pretend football.
🙂
Lucky you’re a Vikings fan, they’ve been playing pretend football their entire existence.
Big fan, hunter and lives in Colorado. “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”! cakes on the griddle…
John Denver sucks.
RIP
I should clarify, his music sucks.
I want to know what she’s saying
“I wish ppb was here right now”
“this is what I did to Big Fivo last night tree or four times”
With a little practice you can last longer than that.
Is that enough for ya Surly?
did you run out of video games?
Well that’s something!
the hair flip is the most impressive part IMO
🤔🤔🤔
$100…
Hmm….🤔🤔🤔
Yep.
Lost $70 worth of goods and $30 cash = $100 lost.
Not exactly, in accounting terms the goods stolen would be recorded as a loss at the cost of those goods, not the retail value, the actual value is likely around $40-45 depending on which items specifically were stolen. I’d guess a total loss at $72.
What about the 100 stolen at the start and the goods that were paid for with it initially?
bingo
Plus the $70 in groceries.
depends on the markup or profit margin of materials.
Is it a furniture store with 700% markup?
Register: -$100
Man: +$100
Goods as Ticketed by Store: +$70 back to store @700% profit margin =
Store: -$10.
Change=Store: -$30
Store really lost about $40.
Man made $30 + overpriced furniture
depending on the potential profit margin of the items purchased, I would say they lost approximately $80.
Lol you guys are going real deep.
$200= $100 stolen $ 70 in goods that he didn’t really pay for and $30 in change they gave him.
The world is laughing….
I’m not a psychologist, but are you crazy?
at your president
LOL – very funny
Mark Meadows burned documents.
The Secret Service deleted texts.
The melted circus peanut ripped up, ate, flushed or flat out stole highly classified documents.
but about those Hillary Clinton’s emails…..
-five logic
You don’t understand the Hillary facts. She typed information which was classified as Top Secret/Specialized Compartmentalized Information/Special Access Program (TS/SCI/SAP) which is about the most classified information there is into an open, totally unsecured (non-encrypted with DoD encryption) email that was processed through an unsecure server at her residence to people who had no security clearance at all. This information is so sensitive it cannot be discussed outside a SCIF (SCI Facility) which is a highly secure room or building. Had I done that (let’s say I emailed myself this info to my commercial email account from my official government account) I could spend the rest of my life in prison. You clearly do not understand the gravity of what Hillary did. For comparison, there was a young Navy kid who took a picture of his bunk inside a nuclear submarine which he then sent to his parents. The Navy put him in jail for 10 years for violating security rules (no photographs inside a nuclear submarine). Hillary should have gone to jail for a minimum of 50 years for the information she typed into those emails. That is the reality you don’t know.
None of the information she supposedly transferred to an unsecured server was ever compromised. Do you actually believe she’s the first elected official to do that?? Your example of the Navy kid, although a terrible make an example of him situation, is just another example of the elites being untouchable while the working class are held to an unreasonable standard.
Trump should be in prison there is no doubt about it and a mountain of evidence that supports that outcome.
So what’s keeping him out?
He has been through more investigations and scrutiny than any other politician and he’s still out free…
A. You’re being lied too by whatever you read – HIGHLY LIKELY
B. He’s the smartest person in the world and can beat all the investigations with his intelligence. – POSSIBLE BUT UNLIKELY
C. See A.
It’s A
I refuse to believe the media would lie or repeat a lie or be so dumb as to repeat a lie they didn’t know was a lie, their #1 priority is being accurate, not first, it is fact, book it, mainstream media only speaks truth just like the press sec.
Lol
What’s really funny is I didn’t think the Biden admin could do much worse than Paksi or whatever that gingers name was but holy hell the new three name one somehow seems even dumber.
Psaki was just an arrogant and condescending dummy who had no idea what she was talking about and would outright lie … this new gal is simply clueless. Lost in space
Accurate assessment!
dumber than a bag of rocks
pretty funny to watch though
Yore lying
I cannot discuss the information I have regarding Hillary’s server, but she should have gone to prison. You are not privy to the truth here. Only what the leftist media and politicians provide you. You do not know the truth.
As to Trump, the mountain of evidence you allude to, it has all been politically manipulated information with a mountain of mistruths. The Dem’s have waged the most vitriolic war on a political opponent I have ever seen using the courts, the FBI, CIA, and other Federal agencies including the IRS to try and destroy Trump, while Democrats who broke the law are not looked at ever.
C. See A
At one I ran a Presidential grass roots campaign for an entire state… I disliked Hillary because the left is nothing but a bunch of communists and Trump was nowhere near Presidential enough.
Everything has moved so far to the left that if JFK was alive today, he’d be a Republican because that is the party that most closely matches his political views.
l am somewhere to the right of the GOP establishment and would dislodge their heads and get it right if they indeed get the red wave…
lmao, what you are saying per usual is b/c she is a demonrat and I only like Demonrats what she did was okay and the media like Fake News CNN told me the info was not stolen that should be overlooked but Trump is a criminal. You are an idiot.
There is literally no way to know if her server was ever compromised.
I remember the days of living on base where the fences all had signs every 10 meters saying no cameras or photography allowed. I never tested that admonition as an army brat but did wonder what sort of highly classified material there could be on a, for example, Canadian air base in Germany with CF-104 squadrons. Similar to a nondescript berth on a submarine.
John Durham?
anyone that pays even a tiny bit of attention (and is realistic) to this goofy committee (trial?) realizes it’s 100% political theater. Lol. Bunch of spineless turds saying what they think they need to say to remain in their cushy chairs.
Can’t win with Cousins.
-five logic
Your opinion in this area is much more accurate…
correct, you seem triggered, noice!
You’re not calling him cuck anymore sybil? lol
You still need that explained to you dementia don?
Billionaire paying $0 in taxes is “smart” but a laid-off worker getting their unemployment insurance benefits is “leeching off the system?”
-five logic
Yes. That is correct… Economics 101.
Yeah blame the gubmint.
Giving tens of thousands of my personal money to nere do wells every year is annoying
Yup. I do everything I can to pay less taxes.
Unamerican according to lifer.
Working to not pay taxes is indeed the American way!
LOL, America is the ultimate anti-tax movement, its literally how we began, fuck your tea tax britain!
Lifer 100% uses every trick in the book to pay less taxes (as he should and is his right) and also 100% would be PISSED if he was required to pay more so some drugged out loser can have more access to amenities but ALSO will tell you over and over he supports it because that’s how the left works… just say the right thing so you feel better about yourself and can signal your virtue.
Frauds
Sounds a lot like my brother in law, the retired railroad employee raking in the defined railroad pension…oh wait I meant sounds a lot like me.
Lol those railroad pensions are no joke.
they earn it.
shit hours. Lots of em. Horrible schedule. Tier 1 and 2 are way more than SS
wife gets 1/2
They are a big joke. My dad retired from the railroad. His pension was not big and almost all those guys died within 3 years of retiring. Bodies wrecked. Mother did get some but it was so great how efficient the railroad & gov’t was that after my dad died (she got the monthly pension amount) they immediately pro-rated it back to the day he died. Fuck them and fuck that POS buffet, traitor
Plenty of retired railroaders in Glendive, not an easy job I agree but many of them have way nicer toys than you or I. You get a defined pension? I bet not.
Yeah, that was a good stop. It depends on what you did. My cousin was an engineer, that is easy. You just sit there. Plus climate. Yeah, at least they got that and now that they took that away most will be fucked except every single gov’t retiree in Illinois.
Took what away?
Pensions (unless you work for the “state”)
Railroad retirement is still kicking.
I know but most jobs don’t provide one
Like o said… they earned it.
if you’re planning on living off a job pension… plan again.
yep
Deal of the century as far as I’m concerned is the Canadian military pension. I could look up the exact verbiage but I’m going to say that if a combination of years of service and age added up to 60 you qualify for 90% of your top five years of pay, indexed to inflation. Dad retired flat out at 52 and although the job had its share of hazards he spent plenty of time mastering his cribbage skills etc on the DND dime. My mom gets 65% of that as a spouse. With her own Social Insurance plus hospital pension she probably nets more than I do in a month and spends not a dime except for the room and board at the senior living center. I keep asking her to do something with her money as all I can see is a massive tax bill coming my way.
conservatives are more generous with their own money
liberals are more generous with other people’s money
100% accurate.
Nah, your party has controlled all branches, weird how they do nothing….
It is funny to me that the current pres has gotten nothing passed despite his party having pres, house, and senate, what a turd.
By design.
executive fiat.
plus, they don’t pay zero maddow. Amazing how gullible you are after we’ve pointed out to you news is fake. echo chamber
Beaker shaved his head for the offseason.
Looks like a maga supporter.
trump derangement syndrome has broken this one
Most seriously Lifer, Trump was the greatest President I have ever served.
Supposed to be.
and it was not.
His calf is bleeding
Bleeding shit
Oh. Damn. Thought it was blood.
Oh man that would suck.