Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion: 20 Jul 2022

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Happy thirsty Thorsday WEDNESDAY, everyone! Another slow news day. With the recent release of Nate Stanley, there is a chance that the team might make a splash signing, but nothing yet.

Recent News:

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Thanks to ABG for today’s selection. Enjoy!

That’s all I got, folks. Y’all have at it in the comments, and remember, be cool to one another.

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:02 pm

Rudy to Tampa. Gets to play with Tommy! Good for him

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:04 pm

Tom Brady has a new tight-end target in Tampa: Former Vikings’ and Giants’ veteran Kyle Rudolph is signing a one-year contact with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, per source.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 21, 2022

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
21 July 2022 4:59 am

Maybe he can win a ring with Tom and join the long list of ex players and coaches who win a ring once they get away from Minny.

Adrenaline
20 July 2022 8:29 pm

So I learned something new on the last flight segment.

There are more levels of hades than I thought.

I get on the plane last due to rescheduling and not wanting to have 6 trillion stopovers, and plane being packed, have to plop down next to 2 extra-large Marges.

It’s one thing to be next to non-stop talkers, but then not only do they move right past talking with their hands but they move to flapping their whole arms when they talk, on every single sentence.

My seat is bouncing, the plane seems to lurch on every gesticulation, and then they promise to quit but no more than 2 minutes later they’re flapping their hunnert-pound appendages again like they’re the landing beacons on an aircraft carrier.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 9:18 pm

This is why I drive instead of fly.

best of luck!

norseman1
norseman1
20 July 2022 8:27 pm

DeSantis rips sniffer for Saudi BS. LOVE IT!

Adrenaline
20 July 2022 8:22 pm

Batting a thousand…

Never had a flight outta Denver that wasn’t delayed over the last 20 years. Nearly 2 hours this time.

I shoulda have ubered my way down to Five’s van down by the river to pick through his cigars that the vultures have scattered around by now…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 9:03 pm

About to have one right now!

Northwoods
20 July 2022 7:56 pm

Is there a way to send someone an invite to join us?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 8:11 pm

Skoloholics.com

send em a link to an open thread or something.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 9:04 pm

poop river?!

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 7:56 pm

Beaker is a 2nd rate qb

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 7:57 pm

One man’s trash……………

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 8:01 pm

I’ve been on the fence over him for 4 years. If he’s Mr. .500 again this year…….

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 8:30 pm

He’ll be perfectly average again…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 8:49 pm

Good to see you survived California

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:02 pm

They can’t delay my flight out of Denver many more times until I’ll beat the plane home by walking.

Lifer
Admin
20 July 2022 7:23 pm

There’s a lot going on here….

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:49 pm

Good to see you relaxing and having a good time

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:01 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
21 July 2022 4:57 am

Brand new pool, I’m enjoying it.

Adrenaline
20 July 2022 6:17 pm

Sitting at Denver airport in a sports bar and I can smell the liberals.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 6:19 pm

Sad story there LFA.

L. A. Player
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 7:03 pm

So the stench of bad decisions, patchouli, weed and failure!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 7:17 pm

Well…most of them don’t shower regularly so yeah…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 7:52 pm

Heading toward gate, and there’s a guy who looks like me spread-eagled on his back on the concourse with his chest convulsing violently. Thought I was having an out-of-body experience for a minute.

I confirmed with another bystander that 911 already called, and 5 minutes later here comes a “mall cop” guy on a Segway, no med stuff with no EMT in sight. Finally, many minutes later, some sorta med cart shows up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 7:57 pm

Excellent

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 5:21 pm

I predict they bring back Dakota Dozier

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:09 pm

With the bears I think

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 5:22 pm

I’d say $15M in the bank to start the season makes sense in case you have to sign a replacement player.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 5:29 pm

lol, nope. If they lose that much they would be done anyway

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 5:52 pm

Boy Scout motto… Be prepared.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 6:15 pm

Unofficial motto… Be strong enough to beat the girl scouts

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 6:20 pm

Laughing…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 7:20 pm

I’m reading the Suh sweepstakes are pretty much the Vikings if they choose to sign him. I’d opt for some premium run defense talent, we can alway use that.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 5:57 pm

Dude I thought you figured out how to imbeeed!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 6:10 pm

I do but when I’m on my phone it suckkkkks. Twitter app you cant embeed from phone you need to be on desktop

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 7:26 pm

Share it to your browser dumdum

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:08 pm

I know you can do that but it always forces me back to the app

It’s annoying

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 8:51 pm

Oh yeah, on the phone sucks

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 5:03 pm

Exactly why we need Hunter

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:24 pm

licenses for social equity businesses
The City of Denver has plans to reserve all marijuana delivery licenses for social equity businesses.

Posted at 5:30 PM, Jul 19, 2022 and last updated 6:30 PM, Jul 19, 2022
DENVER – The City of Denver has plans to reserve all marijuana delivery licenses for social equity businesses.
Social equity businesses are owned by Coloradans who have disproportionately been impacted by the war on drugs.
In Denver, dispensary owners have to partner with social equity delivery businesses if they want to provide delivery.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:19 pm

Won’t be long before we’re China. Good luck everyone living on 2.65 dollars a day or whatever earned by working a mere 18 hours.

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:01 pm

Never knew

BIDEN: “You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have cancer.”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:19 pm

Biden has cancer?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 4:35 pm

Yep. That’s what he said.
The White House changed it to say he had some non melanoma skin cancer removed. Lying about cancer for the climate. These people stop at nothing.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 6:16 pm

Hope you heal soon, Biden, since you’ve been such a great leader!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:07 pm

No

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 3:13 pm

KC goes down forget everything, if there’s anything to forget.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
20 July 2022 3:18 pm

yep, no viable back-up now for years since Case

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 3:20 pm

Cam is a beat up dude. Not expecting alot as is.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:27 pm

True.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 4:47 pm

But we have Mond… and RGIII said he is everything that Cousins is not…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 5:04 pm

Exactly. Mond still a wild card. He’ll get a fair fresh shot at QB2 in camp now

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 7:54 pm

It’s yet to be proven that our new batch of coaches are smerter than our old batch in these new roles

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 6:22 pm

I’ll take a tuna fish sammich over Mannequin

Eric Scott
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 3:54 pm

Double no.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:38 pm

How about Tie Rod?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 4:29 pm

We need a clipboard king. That’s Mannion.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 4:18 pm

Lol, no thanks, 100% washed

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 5:05 pm

While true he’d leave The Vikings at something like 6 or so wins, might as well just totally suck and draft a QB

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 4:36 pm

No.
You can’t have real competition behind Cousins.

pirateflip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 2:47 pm

Link, link, link.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  pirateflip
20 July 2022 3:03 pm

pirateflip
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 3:18 pm

Thanks for the approval…

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:51 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 7:56 pm

That last one is fascinating

Eric Scott
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 1:57 pm

toss ‘em in!

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 3:48 pm

Suspended account. Good job. That’ll teach ’em,

Northwoods
20 July 2022 1:10 pm

Darren Wolfson speculating the Bucs as the likely landing spot for Rudy, with a gaping hole at the TE position there.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 1:11 pm

whew!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:30 pm

Doesn’t break my heart either.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 4:31 pm

Did you two just agree on something?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
20 July 2022 4:43 pm

yes, we agree billionaires should pay tax too but lifer’s party gets too much money for them so they do nothing. I also agree that a chunk of corporate America is bad (looking at you, big banks). We used to agree “Cuck” sucked but he went sybil on that.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 1:14 pm

Read Boys likely spot for Barr.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
20 July 2022 1:33 pm

commanders or Dallas per reports for Barr

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 6:27 pm

Per SOP, he will become a top-rated all-star somewhere else

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 12:53 pm

Have you watched womens soccer?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 1:08 pm

any women’s sport except these

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:32 pm

Reminds me of what porn women like…..
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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 4:43 pm

lol

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 12:56 pm

women’s tennis is much better. among the best of women’s sports if we’re not including things like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 1:04 pm

I don’t mind volleyball/softball….

but womens sports aren’t that fun to watch….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 2:27 pm

Anna

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 2:44 pm

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 3:20 pm

Women’s volleyball can be fun, too. I’ve actually been watching some women’s running for whatever odd reason. I appreciate the grind and then the willpower of the kick. That is the same for men and women.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Wrenage
20 July 2022 6:29 pm

Yup, and I can’t wait until men are allowed in women’s track, lol

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:52 pm

Cricket has got to be right up there too.

peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 12:51 pm

Plumber fixed it with a longer drain snake.

$300-somethin’

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 12:55 pm

yup. they’ve got a 75′ snake. He said it cleared the clog at about 30′. I was so close to having it myself :/

They were pros, though. Good service, fast response. I’ll call them next time I can’t get something myself.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 4:33 pm

Ya had one hung crossways down in there huh…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 1:00 pm

Had a lady friend flush a Q-tip down my toilet. It hung up horizontally a floor level hence catch all the tp flushed. I had to remove the entire toilet for a Q-tip. gd!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 1:04 pm

Floor level, 4″ maybe. q-tip just long enuf to cross it. Right tho, people will flush anything.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
20 July 2022 6:32 pm

You need better lady-friends who won’t give you any more crap backup

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 12:53 pm

Did he pull out any Trophy’s?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 12:55 pm

nope. Said he heard it fall into the 4″ pipe in the crawl space and that was that.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 3:54 pm

Heard it fall………what the hell you puttin in your drains? Bacon grease and potato peels?

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 4:40 pm

That is none of your business.

Adrenaline
Reply to  DE Viking
20 July 2022 6:34 pm

Probably just Viking memorabilia… making room for more trophies!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 1:49 pm

I had to have a line snaked a couple weeks ago, was $110 through Bonfe.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 2:02 pm

Glad you’re up and running again. One year my wife flushed a salt-water fish that she found floating belly-up in the aquarium. That was an easy snake, but then my 2-year old topped her by flushing a comb down the toilet. Had to drain the tank and remove the toilet from it’s mount, go at it from the opposite end with a hacksaw blade to carefully cut the comb in half before it would come out.

bowbunch
bowbunch
20 July 2022 12:46 pm

Looks like NASCAR will need to add kevlar to the driver’s suits next year.
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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
20 July 2022 12:49 pm

yup

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Eric Scott
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 1:58 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
20 July 2022 12:42 pm

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Mick
Mick
20 July 2022 12:38 pm

Mortgage demand in the US fell more than 6% last week compared with the previous week, hitting the lowest level since 2000, according to the Mortgage Bankers Association’s seasonally adjusted index.

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) July 20, 2022

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 12:38 pm

Supply/demand.

do what you wish with this.

five knows.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 12:58 pm

I just rented my buddies TH yesterday, perfect. Invetory is Denver is up 94% hune 21 to june 22. Now, add in rates, tougher lending, all the new homes coming to market, school starts in 2-3 weeks (people with kids won’t won’t move much), lost wealth in market and 401’s, all time high CC debt. hmm..

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 1:47 pm

They caused the house run up by keeping rates artificially low for so long. They are reeling it back in now.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 2:30 pm

I love when people try to tell me this won’t happen. It literally has to. I’m glad I got a place to rent for a bit via my buddy. The sellers need more time to see reality. These 20K price cuts on a 1.2M house are laughable.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 2:45 pm

Yep. I get it if you are a rep for the homebuilders, etc. with an agenda. But these unrelated parties saying this stuff look stupid. Free money and wanting to live lifestyles of the rich and famous on credit is going to cause pain, I don’t how you slice and dice it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 3:02 pm

Yup.

3-4K mortgage last year went to a hell of a lot nicer house than this year.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 3:17 pm

Yep and the taxes are going up along with insurance. I ran it at a 700K loan and I figured about $1800 more for a 1M house in Denver. People simply can’t afford that now.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:41 pm

So the house we’re looking at buying (when prices return to some level of normal) is dropping at about 10k in value per month. Naturally it went from $460k in 2020 to $760k now. When if ever it gets back to around $575k we may buy it if the owner will sell. He should sell now but I’m not buying a home that jumped $300k in 2 years. Thats inflated by at least $250k maybe less.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 4:45 pm

Yeah, I would wait and/or look for a similar house. I’ve spent way too much time reading on this but I can tell you it’s going to get ugly, especially in some areas.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 5:14 pm

Yeah we’re just going to wait this shit out and see if the market crashes which it probably will. They suckered my back in 2005 I bought a $500k home in a market that had 10% appreciation a year for 15 years straight. I bought and boom crash 3 years later 45% of equity lost. Not doing that again I’ll live in my car first.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 5:17 pm

It’s hard to be patient imo and not many saw that deal coming but this one is obvious.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:39 pm

Son’s lease doesn’t run out until November…

Man, not good since interest will go up a lot more by then

L. A. Player
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:35 pm

But there will be proping up of the prices because they WANT people not able to afford to buy a home and force the shrinking of the middle class.

Adrenaline
Reply to  L. A. Player
20 July 2022 6:37 pm

Just like when Bill Gates buys farmland and takes it out of production so average people are screwed price-wise

Admiral BigGun
20 July 2022 11:54 am

It’s not THORSday yet.

But i am still thirsty.

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:50 am

Mayorkas claims southern border ‘is secure’ as historic migrant crisis rages

I’d execute this mfer, 100%

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 1:10 pm

1.3 to 1.4 mil on sniffers watch? I mean, the ones they counted.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:41 pm

It’s one thing to have a clear agenda… it’s another to lie through yer teef like he does.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:44 am

Lol almost noon and DN has 13 comments

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:47 am

L. A. Player
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 6:31 pm

MARK!!! LOL cool guy though!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:31 am

Did Cook and his ex-gf settle their cases? Haven’t seen or heard about it since like Jan. Hope that doesn’t resurface once the season starts

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 1:52 pm

Haven’t heard a peep about it, I believe they are suing each other in civil court and there are no criminal charges. I don’t know about witnesses or anything but there is a video of her assaulting him.

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:28 am

GOAT, period.

TRUMP: “Congratulations to Dan Cox. NBC Fake News just called the race, but in this case the reporting wasn’t Fake (for a change!)”

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:07 am

Ilhan Omar Uses Her One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both Her Husband And Her Brother
Jul 20, 2022 – BabylonBee.com

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:21 am

HA HA HA HA

Eric Scott
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 12:49 pm

Must have been an interesting conversation…

L. A. Player
Reply to  Eric Scott
20 July 2022 6:30 pm

Well he’s both so…

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 7:53 pm

So, if they get divorced, is she still obligated to get him a Christmas gift?

peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:46 am

I love how plumber windows work.

“They’ll be there between 10am and 2pm”

(sigh)

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:51 am

I kinda get it, they never know on the previous job what they’ll be getting themselves into.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 10:53 am

sure, I get it too, but doesn’t mean I can’t complain about how it’s inconvenient for me

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:16 am

Yeah, I had an HVAC place tell me they wouldn’t be able to tell me a time they’d be over, only the day, hard to believe they couldn’t narrow it down at least somewhat.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 12:42 pm

I’ve had many different services ask me if I wanted “8-12, or 12-4”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 1:53 pm

Yeah its usually either a 2 or 4 hour window I usually get asked about.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 3:14 pm

Deshaun, is that you?

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:04 am

I always think plumbing would be a fun job. I think if I had gone the blue collar route I would have done plumbing.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:05 am

Screw that. Working with random peoples toilets, sewer gas smell constantly, and smelly clogged drains.

HECCCCCCCCCCCK NO

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:09 am

I made 150 to walk into someone’s house and spend 5 mins unclogging a sink.

for every job I was at for an extended time… I had 10 5 minute ones.

One dude had me jet his leech lines… 6 of em at 100’ $2/foot.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:09 am

And they were fine… I told him that.

ok dude. I’ll take your money.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:10 am

lol

MT Viking
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:24 am

Dude sounds like a doctor. A lot of them think that way. I’ve had guys tell me the same thing, I take their advice. As in they will literally say it isn’t necessary but I will take your money. Okey dokey that’s my sign.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 6:46 pm

I went over to an elderly neighbor’s last year, plunged with a regular plunger using my patented plunger method, got it unplugged, and he handed my 50 bucks which was a yoooge savings for him.

L. A. Player
Reply to  Adrenaline
20 July 2022 6:54 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:30 am

The deal is have you ever walked into a nursing home wing and smelled that smell that someone dropped ass? Some poor CNA is cleaning that up. They ain’t making plumber wages. How about trimming hooves on a bull and he shits himself in your face with that nice liquid yellow stool they share on special stressful occasions? They ain’t making plumber wages.

Reminds me last Friday we were at the local craft brewery, they were separating the wort from the mash and pouring into a fermenter…my granddaughter was literally gagging and said that’s the worst smell ever. I said that is not even in the top 100 of the worst smells and everyone at the table asked what I thought the worst smell was…sure you want to know…a rotting corpse. I meant that as either a human or an animal but of course the question was have you smelled a rotting human corpse. Really? Come on man!

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:36 am

have you smelled a rotting human corpse?



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MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:43 am

Yup. The closest I ever came to losing my cookies. Nothing like someone using a .30-06 to facilitate their move to heaven in a shut up home in the middle of August. Marinate for five days. Mmm mmm.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:46 am

people in the apartment business find people dead all the time, often have to shovel them up. But that said, I don’t drink , smoke, eat anything good, have sex, drive fast, fly or anything as I’m really looking forward to watching TV at 81 in the old folks home and also some oatmeal served by someone who hates me and can’t speak a lick of English.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:47 am

Good man! You have learned well, grasshopper!

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:51 am

I aim to please!

Eric Scott
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 12:52 pm

I remember a mailman in our town cut through a yard and had to report the owners stench…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:07 am

I think electrician would’ve been my blue collar choice

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:08 am

you’d be a lawn ornament salesman in any life

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 4:46 pm

for sure…the glass yard globes would have been his sweet spot.

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:10 am

Carpentry for me. Framing, building decks, etc.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 11:45 am

Every time I do electrical work I cut up my baby soft beta hands. So I wear gloves and then I have no dexterity. Sigh.

Eric Scott
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 12:55 pm

Shocking!

Eric Scott
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 12:55 pm

I quit framing after nailing two fingers together… Brother in law bought the cheaper nails, but the Paslode Gus would double shoot them…

Pulled out the nail myself… never did find the paper from the side of the nail though…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 6:52 pm

I was roofing a commercial building at zero degrees with old-fashioned roofing nails and couldn’t even feel it when I nailed my pinky to the roof.

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 6:50 pm

I was a journeyman-level carpenter slaving away for dad by the time I was 15

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:24 am

My old man was a journeyman electrician for decades at the mine back home, I remember him coming home with shirts with holes burnt in them or his eyebrowns having been blown off from a fuse box exploding, seems like it was never dull.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:08 am

You’d be wrong 1000%. When you have to get up at 3am for an emergency clogged and backed up sewer line and have to dig through the shit you would not like it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:11 am

After hours is minimum of 300 to show up. Plus the work.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:22 am

still digging shit bit you can easily make 100K/yr in colorado

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:11 am

Urology????

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 11:31 am

By this point in my career I think urology would have been the only acceptable surgical field.

L. A. Player
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 6:57 pm

Plastics!!!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 4:42 pm

He’s waiting for you to leave and your wife to get home.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 5:20 pm

Name of your sex tape

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:26 am

From Florio:

Per a league source, the Browns privately are bracing for an eight-game suspension of Watson.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:47 am

ouch

Browns gonna Brown

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:51 am

You said he wouldn’t miss any games.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 11:06 am

I don’t think he will in the end now. Maybe 2 games. Just stating what Florio said.

I think he’ll be suspended 2-8 games then maybe win some sort of appeal. The longer it drags out, makes me think the Judge is going soft. But the judge wants to give it alot of time so it makes her look like she reviewed everything.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:09 am

I hope Trump gives him the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2024.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 4:51 pm

I said I thought the judge would rule no disciplinary action thus the league can’t appeal. We’ll see hard to say how it will go.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 5:21 pm

He’ll get at least what rapistberger got

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:53 am

He should sue the league. He’s done nothing wrong per the courts. Total BS

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:25 am

not the point these days, court of public opinion is the only thing that matters now. Bullshit

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 11:27 am

Weird how Hill got nothing but since this is civil he does?

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:28 am

Adrenaline
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 8:05 pm

Is that Mark Davis or Turdeau?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:24 am

Final third of the season is up! Go leave your RATIONALE season record prediction over here

peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:06 am

Vikings will be no better than 5-6 after week 12

change my mind

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:08 am

defense allows <23ppg

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:48 am

if that happens, they’ll be above .500

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:56 am

Yup, if the D gives up 17 a game, our rookies become all pro’s, we don’t get scored on in the last 2 minutes (what team lets that happen??!!), beaker at 35 gets good and doesn’t panic when any pass rush happens, cook is all world- we could be good.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 10:58 am

I think if we just stick with mine things will work out well.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:03 am

yeah, sure

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 10:59 am

maybe Cousins is following the Gannon path

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 1:54 pm

Maybe Cousins just executes the offense as designed and plays as called? And maybe he does that supremely well behind a really bad O-line? Just exactly how much more do you think he can do? Fly?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:08 am

6-5 after week 12. I made my case in my articles you read.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 10:48 am

you’re so close!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:08 am

I did say I could see 5-6 going into week 13. They’ll have to steal a game (Lions could be a good one) and still finish 10 wins.

I have us losing to Lions in week 15 or whatever it is

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:11 am

5-5-1

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 10:47 am

hmmm, tricky.

who’s the tie?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:54 am

Pukers of course.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:58 am

ew

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:22 am

ok, 4-7

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 10:23 am

Oh Mr Optimistic this morning aren’t we!! Get ready to e disappointed

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
20 July 2022 10:25 am

It’s rationale for 5 so I’ll accept it

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:22 am

Easy claim, I expect they are 1-10 at best, only if they beat dabares the first round. Going to be a long season.

peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:05 am

happy hump day

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 4:55 pm

Has STD’s from Jeter I heard.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:49 am

Man, I hope all these Trump backed Gov and candidates win around the US. Dems are poring in alot of money to back these trump backed candidates bc they think its an easy win for the left

Gonna laugh so hard if it blows up in there face.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:54 am

We’ll see, with how demented, delusional, and dumb the current POTUS and his administration are it would be pretty embarrassing for the Reps not to take back the senate and house or at a minimum one of them, this is the worst president of my lifetime so if they can’t figure out how to leverage that into wins they suck.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 8:08 pm

Not many are doing anything about cheating, so that’s how. Plus, they keep buying votes.

Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:29 am

cooter’s idols, lmao

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Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:28 am

Rest in peace…


New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of Schedule
Jul 21, 2020 – BabylonBee.com

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:21 am

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>It’s now 50 days until the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams kick off the 2022 regular season.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href=”https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1549690198501609474?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>July 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:22 am

It’s now 50 days until the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams kick off the 2022 regular season.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 20, 2022

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:25 am

Ahhh that’s how you embeed

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 12:01 pm

how did you do it?

peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:18 am

My kitchen sink won’t drain.

I ran the disposal (fine)
I cleared the P-traps
I cleared the lines from the dishwasher to the sink
I used baking soda and vinegar
I used boiling water
I used a plunger

No go.

So then I went to Menards, bought a 25′ drain snake / plumber auger, and went to town. It felt like I hit resistance that then gave way at a couple different depths, but that could’ve been just hitting corners and needing to run the auger to get past ’em. went to a depth of 25 feet, retracted the snaked, put ‘er all back together…

No go.

Now a plumber is coming over and I’m ready to feel foolish when the solution ends up being something simple. We’ll see. I’ll let you all know.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:19 am

Interesting

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:26 am

liar!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 9:37 am

yeah, I couldn’t find anything longer than 25′. I’m hoping you’re right about the longer snake doing the trick – shouldn’t be too pricey that way.

We’ve got drains that wouldn’t let a sock or paper towels down (unless someone jammed something like that into the garbage disposal and got it to go down).

I’m hoping it’s not something awful like tree roots

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:40 am

Tree roots in your sink line would be odd…

trees in your walls?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:42 am

lol

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:57 am

I read about it as a potential problem when I was searching for DIY unclogging methods.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:03 am

For the main… you shouldn’t have roots in your walls.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:04 am

oh

right

stuman55
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:38 am

If it is tree roots then your sanitary line is likely compromised anyway as roots won’t plow thru a pipe but enter only at a void…so it was broken already. Are all the shower/tubs draining out? Strange that it would only affect the sink drain especially beyond 25′.. unless you pushed whatever obstruction further down the line lol

peterplaysbass
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 10:49 am

I might’ve just pushed it

the thing on the end wasn’t as grabby looking as I would have thought

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 10:56 am

Back in the day when we had a rental I pulled a few sewer mice (tampons) out of the blocked drain. Strange how the tenants always swore it wasn’t theirs. I’m like who flushes a tampon?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 10:57 am

tons do, happens all the time at apartments

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 6:57 pm

They’d flush a moose down if they thought no one was looking or would catch them

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 10:59 am

I did a job once…. Probably pulled 100+ napkins out.

made a huge mess.

that dude had his daughter down there cleaning up all of the nastiness.

she probably won’t be flushing them anymore at home.

MT Viking
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:13 am

100+? Holy cow! That would be miserable. Ugh.

My random story of the day…my wife loves traveling in the RV as she enjoys the ability to use the toilet whenever she has the urge and as is typical of her sex in that is far more often than I typically need to pee. I also consider the RV toilet an “emergency only” #2 zone and will unabashedly use whatever auxiliary toilet I can find from a vault on up to avoid filling the black tank with anything but liquid. However she has no desire to sacrifice her comfort in the #2 zone department (I think she is smarter than I) so we put some of that blue digesting liquid in the tank to kinda dissolve everything. Since Glendive doesn’t have a public RV dump I just “EPA be damned” pull into one of our convenient pastures and let fly the black tank followed by grey tank contents, and since we enjoy the relatively pristine appearance of our viewscape she carefully puts any paper in a little bag tied in the bathroom for that purpose. Seems to work well, the cows crap wherever they want and within two days I can’t find any evidence we dumped there.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 5:00 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 5:32 pm

LOL

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:01 am

my parents have a sign in their guest bathroom encouraging folks to not flush things that will result in a 5 figure repair

city folks don’t know and/or don’t care

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:36 am

Drains are a bitch. Is everything else draining?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:37 am

everything but the dishwasher (which drains through the disposal) and the kitchen sink.

I haven’t tested, but no one has come to me saying something won’t drain.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:39 am

Lowest drain in the house?

Disposals are notorious for clogging drains.

if all else is draining…. Your problem is between sink and main.

Other things backing up…… your mail is blocked.

sewer tech will have a bigger machine than what you can buy… you can rent up but they take a bit of time to master.

novice can figure it out if you aren’t <redacted>.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:42 am

Yep, when I redid the kitchen 2 years ago I did not have a disposal put back in, they suck.

Disposals are notorious for clogging drains.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:51 am

Naw, you just didn’t know how to use it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 9:52 am

Nah I cleaned drains. Disposals are shit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
20 July 2022 11:14 am

No, they suck.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:57 am

there are multiple lower drains.

we don’t really use the disposal (we’re on private septic) unless the water stands on the one side. we’ve got those little drain cover things that catch big stuff – we toss that in the trash or compost.

we’ll see, we’ll see. good guesses – thanks for the advice.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:42 am

Also.. I’d test. Helps the tech know where to start.

hes going to test anyhow.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:56 am

well I know both showers are draining and all toilets are flushing, and I know the bathroom sinks are draining. I didn’t test the laundry room sink. I’m going to assume the problem is between the sink & the main.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:02 am

Simple then.

probably just build up from the disposal.

could’ve got a blowbag but plumber is already coming.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:04 am

blowbag? I might need to remember that for the future.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:06 am

Hose hooks up and it build pressure in the line to clear it out.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:06 am

Not to be confused with the devices five uses to pleasure himself.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 10:50 am

ha ha ha ha

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 1:33 pm

lifer has a set of those but not for plumbing

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:18 am

More than likely at the 25.1 foot mark.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 10:50 am

of course

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:44 am

Think about all the time you wasted when you should have just called a plumber to begin with!

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:07 am

City septic, holding tank, or drain field?

And is it just the kitchen sink, or are you having stuck/slow drains elsewhere in the home?

Never mind……..I just learned how to scroll.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
20 July 2022 10:49 am

drain field

benjammin
Admin
20 July 2022 9:10 am

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Not sure what's going on with ex-<a href=”https://twitter.com/hashtag/Vikings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>#Vikings</a> LB Anthony Barr in free agency. I did call him today mostly since he's up tomorrow for Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award at ESPYs. But he hung up on me before I had a chance to ask him about the award &amp; then didn't return a message.</p>&mdash; Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) <a href=”https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1549509691092307968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>July 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:11 am

He actually sucks.

manly-purple
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:11 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:11 am

How the F do you embed on here?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:14 am

Use the long embeeed and put it in the {}

Not sure what’s going on with ex-#Vikings LB Anthony Barr in free agency. I did call him today mostly since he’s up tomorrow for Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award at ESPYs. But he hung up on me before I had a chance to ask him about the award & then didn’t return a message.

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 19, 2022

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:15 am

Teddy Bridgewater is calling on his fellow NFL players to quit pretending to be “gangsta” and start acting like role models. https://t.co/SDUrNRua5U

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 19, 2022

He’s obviously talking about Kirk.

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:17 am

smart Teddy

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:19 am

I like that guy

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:21 am

good guy Teddy, for 8m we get 4-5 6m players in addition and winning record. Now, we lose with beaker

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 2:08 pm

Imagine if Cousins had said that…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 2:22 pm

Yeah, that’d be funny

L. A. Player
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 6:21 pm

He would be called racist because a white guy can’t say that!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:22 am

It’s now 50 days until the Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams kick off the 2022 regular season.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 20, 2022

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:17 am

bendumdum

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:19 am

I posted that last night ahhahahah

stuman55
20 July 2022 8:37 am

hey

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:46 am

that will make a kid stronger

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:20 am

Farm boys vs gym boys in a high school football game?

I’d put $100 on the farm boys.

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:22 am

tougher in general, I was an exception

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:27 am

you were a wimpy farm boy?

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:33 am

strong city slicker

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:38 am

LOL, I knew what you meant

stuman55
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 10:40 am

Lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 5:02 pm

yes weak farm boy

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 7:05 pm

I did my hay-throwing when I was 13 in a barn double the size of the Pentagon. At 120 degrees inside.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 8:47 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:28 am

ew, HIDE

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:40 am

Laws are only for certain types of deplorables.

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 9:13 am

@I just don’t like taxes. So, not gonna pay em.@

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:34 am

24 hours?

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:38 am

good point

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:48 am

I got you fella.

Mick
Mick
20 July 2022 7:53 am

NEW – German Ministry of Health: “One in 5,000 is affected by a severe adverse reaction after a COVID vaccination.” https://t.co/5VZmFXmCAz

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) July 20, 2022

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:15 am

stuman55
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:39 am

yeah but now we have a new more aggressive variant and it must be treated seriously so get boosted its the only way literally the only way dont be a fascist

Mick
Mick
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 8:49 am

My BIL had a liver transplant last year… and they recommended he got the 5th booster yesterday.

there’s a 5th?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:52 am

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stuman55
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:58 am

whatever helps the dem donors get a little more $$. Keep ’em coming.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:45 am

wait wait, lifer will post that this is not true per an unnamed source! lmao

Wrenage
20 July 2022 7:45 am

Giphy needs a better selection of ninja gifs…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
20 July 2022 9:05 am

use google, paste the link.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
20 July 2022 9:07 am

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Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
20 July 2022 3:26 pm

Hey, it works!

Wrenage
Reply to  Wrenage
20 July 2022 3:25 pm

comment image

Surly Viking
Admin
20 July 2022 7:40 am

just here for the hump day gifs.
Man, I am bored and ready for some pretend football.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 7:52 am

🙂

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 8:01 am

Lucky you’re a Vikings fan, they’ve been playing pretend football their entire existence.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:38 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 9:41 am

Big fan, hunter and lives in Colorado. “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”! cakes on the griddle…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:46 am

John Denver sucks.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:48 am

RIP

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:49 am

I should clarify, his music sucks.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 8:22 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 8:22 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 8:23 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
20 July 2022 8:45 am

I want to know what she’s saying

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:22 am

“I wish ppb was here right now”

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:23 am

“this is what I did to Big Fivo last night tree or four times”

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 10:15 am

With a little practice you can last longer than that.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 8:23 am

Is that enough for ya Surly?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 9:21 am

did you run out of video games?

FloridaSKOL
20 July 2022 7:18 am

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
20 July 2022 7:41 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 7:46 am

Well that’s something!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Surly Viking
20 July 2022 9:22 am

the hair flip is the most impressive part IMO

Mick
Mick
20 July 2022 6:35 am

🤔🤔🤔

Eric Scott
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 7:16 am

$100…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Eric Scott
20 July 2022 7:46 am

Hmm….🤔🤔🤔

DE Viking
Reply to  Eric Scott
20 July 2022 8:18 am

Yep.
Lost $70 worth of goods and $30 cash = $100 lost.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
20 July 2022 8:45 am

Not exactly, in accounting terms the goods stolen would be recorded as a loss at the cost of those goods, not the retail value, the actual value is likely around $40-45 depending on which items specifically were stolen. I’d guess a total loss at $72.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
20 July 2022 9:10 am

What about the 100 stolen at the start and the goods that were paid for with it initially?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:23 am

bingo

stuman55
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:48 am

depends on the markup or profit margin of materials.

Is it a furniture store with 700% markup?

Register: -$100
Man: +$100

Goods as Ticketed by Store: +$70 back to store @700% profit margin =
Store: -$10.

Change=Store: -$30

Store really lost about $40.
Man made $30 + overpriced furniture

VikesfaninSC
VikesfaninSC
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:01 am

depending on the potential profit margin of the items purchased, I would say they lost approximately $80.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 9:09 am

Lol you guys are going real deep.

L. A. Player
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 6:48 pm

$200= $100 stolen $ 70 in goods that he didn’t really pay for and $30 in change they gave him.

Mick
Mick
20 July 2022 6:20 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 7:01 am

The world is laughing….

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Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:18 am

I’m not a psychologist, but are you crazy?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 9:23 am

at your president

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 9:37 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 12:53 pm

LOL – very funny

Lifer
Admin
20 July 2022 6:19 am

Mark Meadows burned documents.
The Secret Service deleted texts.
The melted circus peanut ripped up, ate, flushed or flat out stole highly classified documents.

but about those Hillary Clinton’s emails…..

-five logic

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 6:36 am

You don’t understand the Hillary facts. She typed information which was classified as Top Secret/Specialized Compartmentalized Information/Special Access Program (TS/SCI/SAP) which is about the most classified information there is into an open, totally unsecured (non-encrypted with DoD encryption) email that was processed through an unsecure server at her residence to people who had no security clearance at all. This information is so sensitive it cannot be discussed outside a SCIF (SCI Facility) which is a highly secure room or building. Had I done that (let’s say I emailed myself this info to my commercial email account from my official government account) I could spend the rest of my life in prison. You clearly do not understand the gravity of what Hillary did. For comparison, there was a young Navy kid who took a picture of his bunk inside a nuclear submarine which he then sent to his parents. The Navy put him in jail for 10 years for violating security rules (no photographs inside a nuclear submarine). Hillary should have gone to jail for a minimum of 50 years for the information she typed into those emails. That is the reality you don’t know.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 6:59 am

None of the information she supposedly transferred to an unsecured server was ever compromised. Do you actually believe she’s the first elected official to do that?? Your example of the Navy kid, although a terrible make an example of him situation, is just another example of the elites being untouchable while the working class are held to an unreasonable standard.

Trump should be in prison there is no doubt about it and a mountain of evidence that supports that outcome.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:05 am

So what’s keeping him out?

He has been through more investigations and scrutiny than any other politician and he’s still out free…

A. You’re being lied too by whatever you read – HIGHLY LIKELY

B. He’s the smartest person in the world and can beat all the investigations with his intelligence. – POSSIBLE BUT UNLIKELY

C. See A.

stuman55
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:52 am

It’s A

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 8:55 am

I refuse to believe the media would lie or repeat a lie or be so dumb as to repeat a lie they didn’t know was a lie, their #1 priority is being accurate, not first, it is fact, book it, mainstream media only speaks truth just like the press sec.

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 8:56 am

Lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 9:05 am

What’s really funny is I didn’t think the Biden admin could do much worse than Paksi or whatever that gingers name was but holy hell the new three name one somehow seems even dumber.

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:16 am

Psaki was just an arrogant and condescending dummy who had no idea what she was talking about and would outright lie … this new gal is simply clueless. Lost in space

VikesfaninSC
VikesfaninSC
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 9:21 am

Accurate assessment!

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 9:25 am

dumber than a bag of rocks

peterplaysbass
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 9:28 am

pretty funny to watch though

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:00 am

Yore lying

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:30 am

I cannot discuss the information I have regarding Hillary’s server, but she should have gone to prison. You are not privy to the truth here. Only what the leftist media and politicians provide you. You do not know the truth.

As to Trump, the mountain of evidence you allude to, it has all been politically manipulated information with a mountain of mistruths. The Dem’s have waged the most vitriolic war on a political opponent I have ever seen using the courts, the FBI, CIA, and other Federal agencies including the IRS to try and destroy Trump, while Democrats who broke the law are not looked at ever.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 5:08 pm

C. See A

Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:38 am

At one I ran a Presidential grass roots campaign for an entire state… I disliked Hillary because the left is nothing but a bunch of communists and Trump was nowhere near Presidential enough.

Everything has moved so far to the left that if JFK was alive today, he’d be a Republican because that is the party that most closely matches his political views.

l am somewhere to the right of the GOP establishment and would dislodge their heads and get it right if they indeed get the red wave…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:39 am

lmao, what you are saying per usual is b/c she is a demonrat and I only like Demonrats what she did was okay and the media like Fake News CNN told me the info was not stolen that should be overlooked but Trump is a criminal. You are an idiot.

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Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:10 pm

There is literally no way to know if her server was ever compromised.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
20 July 2022 10:50 am

I remember the days of living on base where the fences all had signs every 10 meters saying no cameras or photography allowed. I never tested that admonition as an army brat but did wonder what sort of highly classified material there could be on a, for example, Canadian air base in Germany with CF-104 squadrons. Similar to a nondescript berth on a submarine.

Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:28 am

John Durham?

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:50 am

anyone that pays even a tiny bit of attention (and is realistic) to this goofy committee (trial?) realizes it’s 100% political theater. Lol. Bunch of spineless turds saying what they think they need to say to remain in their cushy chairs.

Lifer
Admin
20 July 2022 5:53 am

Can’t win with Cousins.

-five logic

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Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:25 am

Your opinion in this area is much more accurate…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:41 am

correct, you seem triggered, noice!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:41 am

You’re not calling him cuck anymore sybil? lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 5:10 pm

You still need that explained to you dementia don?

Lifer
Admin
20 July 2022 5:40 am

Billionaire paying $0 in taxes is “smart” but a laid-off worker getting their unemployment insurance benefits is “leeching off the system?”

-five logic

Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 7:21 am

Yes. That is correct… Economics 101.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Eric Scott
20 July 2022 7:29 am

Yeah blame the gubmint.

Eric Scott
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 7:40 am

Giving tens of thousands of my personal money to nere do wells every year is annoying

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Eric Scott
20 July 2022 7:47 am

Yup. I do everything I can to pay less taxes.

Unamerican according to lifer.

Eric Scott
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:15 am

Working to not pay taxes is indeed the American way!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:38 am

LOL, America is the ultimate anti-tax movement, its literally how we began, fuck your tea tax britain!

stuman55
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 8:55 am

Lifer 100% uses every trick in the book to pay less taxes (as he should and is his right) and also 100% would be PISSED if he was required to pay more so some drugged out loser can have more access to amenities but ALSO will tell you over and over he supports it because that’s how the left works… just say the right thing so you feel better about yourself and can signal your virtue.

Frauds

MT Viking
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 10:44 am

Sounds a lot like my brother in law, the retired railroad employee raking in the defined railroad pension…oh wait I meant sounds a lot like me.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:01 am

Lol those railroad pensions are no joke.

they earn it.

shit hours. Lots of em. Horrible schedule. Tier 1 and 2 are way more than SS

wife gets 1/2

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:19 am

They are a big joke. My dad retired from the railroad. His pension was not big and almost all those guys died within 3 years of retiring. Bodies wrecked. Mother did get some but it was so great how efficient the railroad & gov’t was that after my dad died (she got the monthly pension amount) they immediately pro-rated it back to the day he died. Fuck them and fuck that POS buffet, traitor

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:21 am

Plenty of retired railroaders in Glendive, not an easy job I agree but many of them have way nicer toys than you or I. You get a defined pension? I bet not.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
20 July 2022 11:25 am

Yeah, that was a good stop. It depends on what you did. My cousin was an engineer, that is easy. You just sit there. Plus climate. Yeah, at least they got that and now that they took that away most will be fucked except every single gov’t retiree in Illinois.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:41 am

Took what away?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:44 am

Pensions (unless you work for the “state”)

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 12:14 pm

Railroad retirement is still kicking.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 1:00 pm

I know but most jobs don’t provide one

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 11:41 am

Like o said… they earned it.

if you’re planning on living off a job pension… plan again.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:43 am

yep

MT Viking
Reply to  Mick
20 July 2022 11:20 am

Deal of the century as far as I’m concerned is the Canadian military pension. I could look up the exact verbiage but I’m going to say that if a combination of years of service and age added up to 60 you qualify for 90% of your top five years of pay, indexed to inflation. Dad retired flat out at 52 and although the job had its share of hazards he spent plenty of time mastering his cribbage skills etc on the DND dime. My mom gets 65% of that as a spouse. With her own Social Insurance plus hospital pension she probably nets more than I do in a month and spends not a dime except for the room and board at the senior living center. I keep asking her to do something with her money as all I can see is a massive tax bill coming my way.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  stuman55
20 July 2022 10:52 am

conservatives are more generous with their own money
liberals are more generous with other people’s money

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
20 July 2022 11:47 am

100% accurate.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:43 am

Nah, your party has controlled all branches, weird how they do nothing….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 July 2022 9:01 am

It is funny to me that the current pres has gotten nothing passed despite his party having pres, house, and senate, what a turd.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
20 July 2022 9:11 am

By design.

executive fiat.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:44 am

plus, they don’t pay zero maddow. Amazing how gullible you are after we’ve pointed out to you news is fake. echo chamber

Kodiak
20 July 2022 3:07 am

Beaker shaved his head for the offseason.

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
20 July 2022 5:42 am

Looks like a maga supporter.

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Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:16 am

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 8:56 am

trump derangement syndrome has broken this one

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
20 July 2022 11:51 am

Most seriously Lifer, Trump was the greatest President I have ever served.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Kodiak
20 July 2022 7:21 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
20 July 2022 7:30 am

Supposed to be.

and it was not.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 July 2022 8:51 am

Bleeding shit

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
20 July 2022 10:43 am

Oh man that would suck.

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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