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We’re breezing through the work week. My guess is that I’ll be working from home again today. As I’m writing this, we’re still in the midst of a nasty blizzard, we’ve gotten well over a foot, and they’re predicting a couple more inches tonight yet. Thank God the fellas at Redline Motorsports got my snowblower done yesterday. That was fast, and I am grateful. I shoveled everything yesterday, and it SUCKED. The snow is wet and heavy, and although I enjoy a workout as much as anyone, shoveling that crap gets old quickly. The joys of North Dakota.
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Eric Scott has reached the point of having The Popeye Syndrome.
Video of the Day:
Here’s an old one I used to listen to back in my truck driving days. This is Little Brother Trucker with I Don’t Give a Fat Rat’s Ass. In case you haven’t figured it out already, this has NSFW language. I’m having issues embedding, so you’ll have to click on the link, my apologies, I blame Ponder. Enjoy!
Lance breaking his leg week 1 was the best thing to happen to the niners this year
How did seattle close at +3???
Good luck against this niners defense….their going to be an impossible out.
Anything can happen between now and then. Nabbing the 2 seed is huge now to play niners in Minny. In SF… not good.
my hope is as the niners and this Brock guy continue to play they’ll get some more tape on him. Right now nobody knows what to do on defense
Skolly Just admit that you were wrong earlier in the year and that the Cowboys and 49ers are better than the Vikes. Its okay. Being humble and admitting fault is part of being a man. So be one for once and admit it.
@Oh yay, the season is saved!@
What does this mean Lifer?
Translation: 🔥Cheating Whore🔥
Huh, I thought it meant Winning!
You going to meltdown and throw a bitch fit again or no?
He already has done that
Woof long report
Everyone got Limited practice in except Patrick Jones but his is an illness
Colts down starting CB but thats it
Jobu be slack’n
Someone pissed in Jobu’s rum!
Lol
Isn’t obvious he’s a savage?
I don’t know how they KNOW that he’s a savage dude.
Correct, at this point he is only accused of savagery
I came across a few gifs of five in his younger days. I may start putting together an album.
Baby Five:
Toddler Five:
Pre-school/Pre-alpha Five:
Summary:
Great minds don’t waste their time on trivial matters such as Five or Elon
Mick blows it until his back goes out, not a betapussy like 5
Lotsa snow for some people, just a little for others
Benjammin is called a dumb lib by 5
The Vikings defense is close… to what is up for debate
COHF5years’s family is sad because he doesn’t go to church
Lifer plans to date old church ladies
Freezey admits he’s an idiot
Five says Don Lemon is better than Abe Lincoln
Skolly says good morning, somehow that comment devolved into politics discussion
Stu wants Don Lemon or Don Trump for president
Taco gifs
NoDak is a beta
BSF calls five bitchmitts because of his remarkably soft hands
BSF watches his wife with boyfriends from the closet after she runs over his foot with wheelchair
Surly hates the Doctor, shocking
Surly’s doctor tells him to loose weight
Freezey says not to spend money on life insurance
Skolifer does not thank the lazy skoloholic libs
Kodiak returns a reformed man and is trying not to make irrelevant or inflammatory comments
COHF5years asks you to make it bigger
Shitty light beer discussion
COHF learned to suck ass from him mom
Lifer finds it interesting that Benjammin likes that ass sucked, shouldn’t be surprising considering he is a bored out log cabin, speaking of which, BSF has now become one too
COHF5years opens other peoples packages, doesn’t know what to do about it, much advice is given
Most of the time when BSF leaves the house it ends in nudity
Kodiak posts the dumbest thing Freezey has read all week, unlike Bowbunch, Freezey must have missed about 3k other comments on skoloholics so far this week
Irv Smith is poised to break out
Mjonlir doesn’t believe in lottery tickets
Lifer wants to see Jalen Hurts defacate
COHF5years is to lazy to upload a profile pic, lol stay true to your millennialism
Benjammin is crabby
LOL, thanks!
*lose weight
*his mom
*defecate
Loose is what Surly typed, hence the inclusion, the rest, well, I got no excuse
u stoopid
true statement is true, you gonna run with don lemon in 2024?
might have his as my VP
Don Lemon and Don Trump should run together and they make a reality show of their campaign, that would be entertaining.
That would be a new version of “The Odd Couple” TV show. LOL!
imagine the constant outrage from 80% of the population, while 20% of us are sitting laughing our asses off haha
stupid Surly
Thanks for the summary. By 1PM, I start to get impatient waiting. Bravo Zulu.
Yeah, i’ve been later lately, am not feeling well, can’t kick this cold or whatever and am not as efficient at work so it takes me longer to do stuff, probaly contributes to me being crabby too.
Yeah…the crud I came down with on Thanksgiving lasted a good two weeks before I started feeling relatively normal. Still don’t have all my energy back.
Sore throat, clogged nose, cough and slight amount of ear pain?
I figured it was the HIV, but maybe I have a cold?
Sounds like Covid. Nice knowing you.
The herpes kills the covid.
Its science.
correct, and the HIV kills the herpes
Those are actually the exact symptoms I have, its probably HIV.
What were you guys doing together? Never mind, I don’t want to know.
I’ll just let you use your imagination
Pass
I’ve had this for a few weeks.
LOL
Where is Bitch Mitts BTW?
probably getting a manicure?
Lol!
I wonder if Bitch Mitts is going to like his new moniker?
IDK, will bitchmitts throw a bitchfit?
And did Kodiak just stop by for 2 or 3 comments and then go golfing?
Good question
MT hasn’t been around much either.
He’s driving on I-470 around Denver repeatedly breaking his new truck in.
Hey five, is there any fun family things to do in Denver? Found Water World, which is already on our list. Also going to go to the zoo.
Wondering if there are any other cool things to do in the area. Keep in mind, kiddo will be 8 at the time. No strip clubs.
Go down to C-Springs/Manitou Springs and take the train ride up to Pike’s Peak.
https://www.bing.com/th?id=AdDDsQlEXjqy7Vg480x360&w=225&h=140&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&o=6&pid=3.1&rm=2
Okay, cool, thanks!
Just looked at this, looks awesome. Could stay at the Broadmoore one night.
Yep, Manitou Springs is a beautiful area, too. However, lots of hippies…
Meh, I can fit in anywhere.
Also, for dining, kids usually like Casa Bonita, stay away from Hamburger Mary’s
We’d likely go with the Mexican option regardless, but good to know.
Yeah they have all kind of entertainment for the kiddos when you’re eating, like cliff divers, fire jugglers, smariachi bands, pirate cave, magicians, puppet shows
Skip the Denver Zoo. It’s overrated.
I’ve been there. We considered going. We’ve been to Phoenix & some other really nice zoos. Louisville has a really cool zoo, too.
Minot ND also, probably the most impressive smaller zoo you’ll ever visit.
I’ve heard that.
My ex used to work at the Fargo zoo, the wolves got out all the time and would eat a couple ducks or geese
Folks here with kids get season’s tickets to the Louisville zoo. They have periodic special events for kids too, like Boo at the Zoo (trick or treating), Christmas lights, special character events (like Frozen), movie nights, etc.
We have an annual pass at our zoo. They honor the pass in many other zoos, Louisville is one of them. We’ve gone to the zoo the last two times we’ve visited Louisville.
Smoke pot
I would also recommend this. Just not for the curtain climber….
Tempting
Are the Braves in town? Catch a ballgame against the Rockies.
Not until late August. We may make the trip to watch the series.
If you like amusement parks Elitch’s is good
I think the hours are a little funky, but there’s a US Mint in Denver, I thought the one in Philly was a pretty cool tour.
Where’s the damn summary? Someone wake up Ben.
Exactly! I don’t have time to read all that
shit, er, great knowledge.Hey, I had some pretty solid advice buried in there somewhere.
So it doesn’t get lost, pretty sure this guy is somehow a better musician than the Beatles.