Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 02 Feb 2023 – The Deuce

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Not a ton of news out there these days. Even though the season hasn’t officially ended, the news cycle has certainly slowed. We’ll get the occasional coaching hire, or one of the top 3 QBs of all time might retire, as happened yesterday, but other than that, it’s going to be fairly dull from now until the draft. I suppose we could start doing mock drafts.

Minnesota Vikings News:

Tom Brady has announced his retirement….again. He says he means it this time.

The AFC and NFC announced their teams for the Pro Bowl skills competitions, per NFL.com.

Video of the Day:

Seems fitting for today, funny scenes from Groundhog Day. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/9hq5jZrFTbE
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VikingPhilip
2 February 2023 5:03 pm

I get here and everyone leaves. Maybe it’s me.

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
2 February 2023 5:05 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mick
2 February 2023 5:13 pm

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benjammin
Admin
2 February 2023 4:15 pm

I miss LFA and PPB

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 4:22 pm

i second this

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 4:43 pm

PPB will come back. Had a meltdown day of game and sounds like he was going through stuff in his life. 100 Skolly bucs he’s back well before the season start.

LFA no clue

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 5:06 pm

LFA seemed to have left right when there was the first major kerfuffle Brad had with 5 and Kodiak. I don’t know if it was that or just decided to take a break?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
2 February 2023 5:19 pm

LFA known to take long breaks, then show back up and comment nonstop

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 7:46 pm

Everyone has stuff going on.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 4:20 pm

Jeremy’s razors reminds me of Mitch hedberg but about reece’s

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 3:52 pm

Hard to blame them for bad coverage when the scheme called for a 5-10 yard cushion.

(dang stealth log out)

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 3:56 pm

2021 had it’s own issues with Zim/Slick drama.
Will wait for new DC to make the call on D players.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 5:07 pm

That would put him to close to his loving family.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
2 February 2023 5:31 pm

Highly doubt they love him

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 8:54 pm

I doubt he loves them either.

DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:41 pm

Mr. Rodgers soon to be cancelled…..
“Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls.”

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:43 pm

Damn Mr. Rogers, brainwashing kids at an impressionable age.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
2 February 2023 2:45 pm

Yep. Who knew that deep down Mr. Rodgers was a hater.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:51 pm

Best think I have seen all day…I need to figure out how to post it to my facebook page.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:58 pm

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Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:15 pm

I have Burger King regret. I know better than to eat there because it never feels good afterward, but once every six months or so, I am deep enough in the pits of self-loathing to think this time will be different.

It’s never different…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:17 pm

I do like their burgers better than Macs.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
2 February 2023 2:19 pm

Over here, Burger King is much better than McD. Burgers, fries, everything.

Northwoods
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 2:24 pm

Did you ever eat BK fries back in the 80s? They were much better then, when they were real potato fries.

In the late 80s they switched to this starchy glop that gets oozed out of a press like a Pladoh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop into french fry shapes and flash-frozen.

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HUNViking
Reply to  Northwoods
2 February 2023 2:49 pm

Didn´t have BK over here back then, AFAIK they only opened around my neck of the woods in 2000 (they opened a BK in Vienna in 1981 I think, but that restaurant was closed pretty quickly, market wasn´t ready for them).

Real potato fries are the best, but you get those only when you make them at home, pretty much.

MT Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 3:05 pm

First time I ate at McDonalds was in Konstanz, FRG. School trip. Think I had a cheeseburger and a coke. Probably cost me a mark and 50 pfennigs.

NoDakRube
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 2:24 pm

Burger King is > McDs

just like

Cousins > DAK

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 February 2023 2:28 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 February 2023 2:39 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 February 2023 2:57 pm

Mediocre versus more mediocre. The fact that you are ok with that makes you a loser too. You should aim for at least Applebees level or Red Lobster.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
2 February 2023 4:12 pm

Wendy’s better than all four of them

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 2:27 pm

Burger King burgers with McDonalds fries would be a game changer in fast food

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:29 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:42 pm

McD used to have better fries, the only thing that they got going for them compared to BK. Then the EU thought of regulating how crispy fries are allowed to be made (for our health, of course), and since then both have gone to shit. I always feel like I´m getting served half done fries, which is why I don´t frequent neither McD nor BK much anymore.

But when the craving hits, BK wins most of the time.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 3:00 pm

Awww I see

VikingPhilip
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 5:10 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
3 February 2023 12:59 am

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:17 pm

I actually like their spicy chicken sandwich but agreed, I don’t go very often.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:17 pm

Homemade lasagna for me. My wife is pretty awesome.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:27 pm

BKKKKKK have it your way!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 3:54 pm

I ask my kids routinely if there is a Burger King sign on top of my house.

When they say “No”

I tell them “Then why do you think you can have it your way?”

Feel free to use it on your newborn.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
2 February 2023 4:43 pm

LMAO

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:28 pm

I generally prefer BK over McD’s.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:34 pm

I am deep enough in the pits of self-loathing

Don’t pile on, there are probably plenty of people that loath you.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:36 pm

Man you lucky guys that live in the big cities with all their fancy restaurants.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
2 February 2023 2:37 pm

What happened at BK that causes you regret?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 3:29 pm

I’m going to the gym

I ran a 5K

I don’t eat fast food

Way to shame the rest of us. You’re like the Greta of health & wellness.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 3:35 pm

lol…I couldn’t remember the exact distance but I know you like to run

I’m just giving you grief
Greta

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 February 2023 7:39 pm

lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 1:58 pm

It’s because he’s black isn’t it? Definitely not his entitled attitude, poor play and injury history.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
2 February 2023 2:28 pm

Lol

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
2 February 2023 2:33 pm

@anybody who brings up those performance based traits is a racist@
You’re welcome.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 1:59 pm

AZ or Denver. Pass.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:04 pm

So even an oppressed African American coaching candidate doesn’t want the job?

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:09 pm

Maybe the Vikes can hire Flores after all. Would be pretty dumb to take that job if you value your carreer.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:26 pm

Thats funny as shit.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 2:28 pm

I’d take the job, tell Murray “you have 3 choices – massive restructure, quit, or ride the bench.”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
2 February 2023 4:25 pm

Also options:

join the midget circus or go to work for lifer with the other illiterates inflating balloons at the air compressor plant

norseman1
norseman1
2 February 2023 1:57 pm

The deuce is dead.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
2 February 2023 2:05 pm

Needs some CPR

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 2:07 pm

Changeover with lunch is not very smooth.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
2 February 2023 2:17 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
2 February 2023 2:28 pm

Hands down the best office episode of the entire show with this one

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 February 2023 3:00 pm

Along with the future Dwight faxes, this was one of my favorites:

Dwight – knock, knock
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benjammin
Admin
2 February 2023 1:56 pm

Summary:

VP is a one man show enjoying himself

It is groundhog day

Long Aaron Rodgers discussion

Eyes/Vision discussion

Chunk shows up

Skolifer thinks Pete Carrol is the actress in Top Gun 2

GA asks Asswipe B for medical advice, then boos Asswipe B when he gives it

GF suggests for the Vikings to win the SB they need a serial killer pedophile cannibal necrophiliac, Mjonlib wonders why Kodiak’s never around when you need him.

Skoldiers admits that benjammin is the mastermind in knowing all things, most important American since jesus according to BSF.

Freezey accuses people of having eye issues

GF thinks John Denver was full of shit

Freezey whined about still being sick and fatigued, his wife doesn’t care, we all are

GF suggests Freezey inject ivermectin in his anus and go for a run to cure fatigue

MT posts a picture of his tiny tool

NoDak comments that Philly is nothing but class

401k/investment/Venture Cap ROI discussion, LFA is never around when you actually need him but won’t ever shut up when you don’t

Chef has never been a juror because he’s a packer fan

Deuce gets dropped on Brad’s way to gym

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 1:57 pm

Lol

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 2:08 pm

Skolifer thinks Pete Carrol is the actress in Top Gun 2

Skolifer has fantasies about Pete Carroll…….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:13 pm

Will always watch Top Gun. Love aviator stuff . Like in TG 2 where Mav breaks mach 10 and plane gets destroyed. Bails and walks into diner and asks where am i. Little kid retorts, “earth”.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
2 February 2023 2:31 pm

Yep. Classic line right there.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 4:14 pm

Apparently I have too especially when I was in my youth

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 2:18 pm

HEY! How come I’m not on this one but I’m on the original recap on the first thread from today?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 February 2023 2:20 pm

You’re the deuce Ben dropped.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
2 February 2023 4:05 pm

IDK, something must have happened when copy paste

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
2 February 2023 10:39 pm

I wasn’t on the original one. Was just trying to make people look… But it is quite funny not even you disputed it 🤣

DE Viking
2 February 2023 1:49 pm

First bitches….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 1:51 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
2 February 2023 2:01 pm

First auto rec!

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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