Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page: 17 Feb 2023

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 9:55 am

In case you’re to lazy to leave this page. VOTE! Kirk apologists are leading the way!

Are you a Kirk Cousins hater or apologist?

  • I'm a Kirk hater (50%, 22 Votes)
  • I'm a Kirk apologist (50%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 44

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No longer New Vikings Fan
18 February 2023 8:28 am

Had my coffee and breakfast, come here to see who’s up… nothin…

vking1
18 February 2023 12:02 am

Wordle 608 2/6

🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟨 ⬜
🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

Mick
Mick
Reply to  vking1
18 February 2023 5:47 am

Lifer
Admin
17 February 2023 7:52 pm

This is something….that boi is eating his ass off right now.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRtt9w3Y/

No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 7:36 pm

About 24 players left on the course, cut line still at +1. There’s still a chance it could move back to even. Schauffele just holed out from 173 yards for eagle on his his 17th hole to get to 1 over. If he birdies his last hole and gets to even, that’s bad news for Tiger.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 7:58 pm

He made the cut! Barely. He gets that putter to stop pushing he can make some moves on moving day.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 8:04 pm

Yep. Gets to play the weekend!

No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 6:26 pm

Cut line back up to +1. Tiger back in the tournament! The round continues though…

VikingPhilip
17 February 2023 5:38 pm

Did everyone behave today?

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 February 2023 5:53 pm

Define ‘behave’?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 8:13 pm

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No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:24 pm

Cut line back to even par… Tiger outside the cut now at +1

No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:03 pm

Cut line has moved to +1 at the Genesis Open. Tiger is now inside the cut line… there’s a chance.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:06 pm

This is about that Golf Thing?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 5:08 pm

Yes… laughing

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:44 pm

Man I hope he makes the cut. He played really well, his contact is crisp, drives are as long or longer than Rory. Amazing how hard he’s work and it shows. It’s just some edge burning putts he’s missed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 5:50 pm

Missed 5 short putts today. Think about that. Difference between being one over and four under.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 4:52 pm

I have noticed that our insults have gotten a bit stale (other than popsicle dick) so I thought we could add a couple of British favorites.

knobber – n., a stupid, irritating person, usually a man. “Knob” is a synonym for penis. Mild.

Wanker – n., a An idiot, a stupid, annoying or ineffectual person.

I find them funny but use them at your own risk as they might cause snowflake meltdown.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 5:17 pm

The term wanker is probably the best thing England has ever produced

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 5:19 pm

Other than the US that is

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 5:22 pm

I like it because I can use it online in a lot of places and it doesn’t get censored.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 5:19 pm

I remember my first trip to England in 1980. Was on a bus and saw sign that said “Fags and Mags” on the side of a store… I thought “What in the fuck kind of country is this?”

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:23 pm

Fags being cigarettes I assume?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 5:23 pm

Yes, and Mags being magazines…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:24 pm

even a wanker like me could figure that one out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:27 pm

lol yeah, smoking a fag means something very different in todays America than it did in England back then

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 5:30 pm

makes you wonder what about their use of Pansy,
@since it is so divisive over here now.@

DE Viking
17 February 2023 4:40 pm

Since it’s cool to post this story, I might as well post it too.
The Douche…..

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 4:42 pm

Doesn’t this drive down the asking price for him?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 4:04 pm

Guess the drama is what the off season is all about. I’ve never been emotionally involved in this kind of stuff. I don’t care what the Packers or Rodgers do.

NoDakRube
17 February 2023 3:10 pm
No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 3:15 pm

Every QB in the NFL has faced this situation… this is pretty normal. Players line up wrong and the QB just runs the play the best he can. The QB usually can correct the formation pre-snap, but sometimes if the clock is running out he just has to roll with it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 3:59 pm

Big part of being a QB is knowing every players responsibility on every play. Imagine that…not easy at all getting these nimrods lined up right.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 4:12 pm

Yeah… I had guys go in motion for no reason, line up on the wrong side, run the complete wrong route… etc. It happens in pretty much every game.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:19 pm

Are you Ponder?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 4:21 pm

Laughing… so hard…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 4:24 pm

That was my question. I almost looked up where Christian moved to.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 3:07 pm

Another source

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 3:48 pm

Disgusted seems a little strong at this juncture consider the ball washing they’ve done with him the past 2-3 offseasons.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 3:48 pm

Agree…

bowbunch
bowbunch
17 February 2023 2:39 pm

Daytona weekend boys and girls.
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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 2:40 pm

I’ve been there, its a cool speedway

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 2:43 pm

I’d love to go to the 500. Might need to wait until the kids are a bit older. My wife and I were talking about trying to take them to a race somewhere this summer.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 2:44 pm

You have any local tracks? Growing up we’d go to Rapid City Speedway and watch all the local guys race, was pretty fun.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 2:47 pm

There is one, but I haven’t been. I know a guy that races out there but we always seem to be doing something else when there are races and I actually think about it, mainly camping.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 3:05 pm

I went a long time ago. Too loud for me. Prefer horse racing.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 3:49 pm

Meh, I think there might be golf on.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 3:50 pm

Replay tonight of Tigers round this morning. If he makes the cut then weekend will be somewhat interesting with golf.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 3:54 pm

Unfortunately Tiger finished the day at 1 over for the tournament. Right now the cut is at even par. Now a lot of folks could suddenly shoot 3 or 4 over par this afternoon and push the cut line, but I’m thinking he’s not gonna be playing over the weekend. If he is though, I’m watching.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 3:55 pm

My prediction sounds like it’s coming true…miss the cut.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 3:55 pm

I am a NoDakRube…Tom Hoge going to make the cut so I will watch and cheer for the Fargo boy.

I know people who knew him growing up, his friends were giving him shit cuase he sucked at baseball, basketball etc so he concentrated on golf instead…who is laughing now???

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 4:16 pm

You can play golf your entire life. Football, basketball and baseball, not so much. Golf is a relaxing, social activity where you can drink while you play.

Go with golf.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:17 pm

yep

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 3:54 pm

I worked in Ormond Beach at a large balloon factory for 5 years. Small town beside Daytona. Whole area is a shit hole imo. Population is a bunch of other states rejects coming there for “the good life”. That area peaked in 1980 and has turned in to the redneck riviera with homeless people, drug addicts and run aways. Whore Bag Ben would thrive there.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 3:59 pm

So “rednecks” are homeless people, drug addicts and run aways huh? I wonder why the term “Redskins” is considered racist… but “rednecks” is just fine?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:22 pm

Maybe because one is describing a race of people and the other is describing a sunburn?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 4:23 pm

American Indian is not a race. Caucasian is.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:29 pm

In that case, @maybe redneck us racist because it’s describing a Caucasian with a sunburn@

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 4:32 pm

Of the two terms, “redneck” is the more “racist” for sure. By the way, just because a term is considered derogatory by some, doesn’t mean it’s hate speech. That’s liberal ideology run amuck.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:35 pm

I’m not sure it’s racist but it is most definitely more derogatory and is said more often with a negative connotation.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 4:38 pm

Yeah, that’s why I said it was the more racist of the two. It focuses on a race. That said, we should not be outlawing words. Freedom of speech and freedom of expression are too precious to give up because some people are overly sensitive and offended.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 4:46 pm

LMAO…that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. I’m white and I’ve never been offended by the term redneck because I choose not to behave like one (and I’m not a lib, just to confirm). The term redneck is used to describe an ideology (no different than lib or conservative) not a race or ethnicity, you’ve been brainwashed.

Also, American Indian or Native American is a recognized race on the US Census, so you’re wrong on that count too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 5:00 pm

There are only three races in the world. Look it up. The fact that the U.S. Government misrepresents that fact and labels ethnicities as races doesn’t change the reality of the world.

You choose not to be offended by words, but mine seem to set you off. Odd.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
17 February 2023 5:04 pm

There are only three races in the world.

and according to you, “redneck” must be one of them. I’m not offended by your words. More shocked by your stupidity.

i call it like I see it, odd as it may be.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 5:12 pm

Now you’re insulting me because you don’t agree with my perspective? I never said redneck was a race. My commentary was that it applies to Caucasians only, which means it’s more racist than another term applied not to a race, but an ethnicity.

You are shocked by my stupidity? Hmmmm….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 February 2023 5:04 pm

I always took redneck to mean white people in rural America that work predominantly in the agricultural or ranching industries, where your neck ends up red because you’re out in the sun all day, still derogatory in that it implies you’re an unsophisticated numbskull though. I find hillbilly more offensive myself because that implies you’re you’re a backwoods sister slamming inbred ignorant pos who lives hidden back in the woods.

benjammin
Admin
17 February 2023 2:27 pm

Summary:

Lifer starts the morning off with political post before shuffling on to work inflating balloons with the illiterates

If just_rob were king of the world he’d do all the hookers and blow, wrenage would make a 4 day workweek, gotta go with rob on this one

Hookers/porn discussion

Northwoods posts story about his high school crush who started hookers for jesus, cool story

Punishment for sexual deviants discussion

NoDak thinks benjammin and wrenage should run for District Attorney

Skoldiers posts article he wrote asking to vote if you are a Kirk apologist or hater, lol as if everyone already didn’t know where everyone stands on the issue based on years of debate

NoDak tried to cheat the voting process, lol what a lib

tipping discussion

MTs hobby is contemplating extra terrestrial life

DE played “the dick out” hole with his brothers

Finance and mortgage discussion, there used to be a guy around here who knew a lot about stonks, finances, the economy, but I forget his name

Lifer offers to send his friends to help GF battle rhinos, not sure how effective they’ll be in their skinny jeans and capri pants but its the thought that counts

Pretty slow again, but we are amidst the slog that is the wait between the SB ending and next September

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 3:05 pm

Lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 2:19 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 2:29 pm

does anyone know that Jordan Love ranks on the Douchebag scale??

I mean Rodgers was an 8 (he was a 10 but gets credit for anti covid vax stance)
I kind of like it when the Packers have a Douchebag as a QB…it fans my hate.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 2:34 pm

I give him no credit for being a misleading bitch about the vax stance, he tried to weasel out of having to stand up and answer repeated questions about why he wasn’t vaxxed.

he was a 10 but gets credit for anti covid vax stance

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 3:00 pm

fair enough.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 3:01 pm

I give Kirk credit for standing up and taking shit from the media for like 15 minutes about his vax status though.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 3:06 pm

Should’ve included that one haha

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 3:12 pm

If anything would make him
come back it’s that statement LOL

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 2:16 pm

At first I thought Carr refusing to agree to a trade was kind of a middle finger to the Raiders. I wouldn’t have blamed him. I get it’s a business, but the way they handled it was disrespectful (bar him from the facility), after he was loyal to them for years. I later read that it was so his trade options wouldn’t be limited by teams needing to give up assets, which makes sense.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 1:50 pm

We got another!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 1:51 pm

Winning

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 1:55 pm

Another solid, cheap signing….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 2:04 pm
benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 2:31 pm

ERFAs have no choice, they can either play football at the ERFA salary for the upcoming season for the team that holds their rights or they can not play football at all. Of course the team can always come to terms on another agreement or longer term contract but team has all the leverage.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 1:48 pm

Nearly tied up! Stays open till feb 28

benjammin
Admin
17 February 2023 1:02 pm

We got heem…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:03 pm

Championship!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 1:07 pm

I do like them bringing him back though, he was ok as a backup and he’s cheap.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:38 pm

Yes, decent player…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:44 pm

Yepppp

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:49 pm
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:44 pm

Solid backup though

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:52 pm

You have to get involved…its so important…I am vice chair of our district…I just got involved 2 years ago to throw some Rinos out….

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:31 pm

I can send some antifa guys up in skinny jeans to burn some shit down. Course they might freeze to death not being ready for the weather but they’re dedicated to the cause.

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freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 1:36 pm

oops you accidentally tagged the picture of the gangbang you were a part of and not antifa guys.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 3:56 pm

Yeah your popsicle dick would get a good laugh with these bangers.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:46 pm

They might be ok then, as a rule we don’t shoot guys wearing Capris or spandex pants…if they are causing trouble we just beat the shit out of them and send them on their way…..

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 1:42 pm

Well, they would be shot, so there is that…the sheriff and police would not look very hard to see who did it, best for Antifa to stay out of Western North Dakota…they probably would have a fighting chance in Fargo though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:37 pm

I liked the guy with the mustache when I lived in Fargo, I think he’s a senator now though

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:39 pm

It could be worse…but the short answer is no…it could be a lot better.

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 1:43 pm

I like the Governor’s wife though…met her a couple of times…

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 2:01 pm

I thought all your governors come from Carrington?

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 2:03 pm

Cassleton!!! Get it right.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 2:20 pm

Gah I realized that right before I saw your post.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 2:36 pm

I now some people who live there, good folks

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 2:41 pm

Governor material I am sure…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 2:45 pm

Not sure I’d go that far but far from stupid libs no doubt.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:48 pm

that last part about defeating the ant-establishment candidates is what really sours me on him….he also has uncomfortably close ties to Bill Gates and I am afraid he may be buying into the Globalist worldview a bit.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 1:35 pm

Thank you. This is really important. I was proud of all the hard work to primary out RINO’s for mid season, and then the corrupt RINO’s in DC funded their Democrat opponents. UGH!!! Very disappointed Ronna, McConnell, and McCarthy are still in leadership, although it appears McCarthy made some America First commitments.

MT Viking
17 February 2023 12:27 pm

Heard on the news today that Americans are amassing credit card debt at a record amount. Then there’s this couple from Ontario:

Mortgage nightmare

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:52 pm

Brandon will probably come up with a Creditor Relief Act and forgive all the debd that the Evil Credit Card companies Forced on all those poor people.

The Gov likes writing bad checks to get more voters.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:55 pm

But that will be someone else’s problem.
Buy Votes today, someone else will pay tomorrow.
@win-Win@

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 12:54 pm

Yessir…and then they wonder why we have inflation….stupid fuckers.
Lets make sure everyone pays for peoples bad decisions…after all, they probably really needed that 2nd 60 inch flat screen tv.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 1:09 pm

I honestly think that’s what people are banking on. Or making bad decisions like, “I think I’ll get a bonus next quarter”, or “once we get past this month our expenses should get better”, or “do we really need to be carrying health insurance on the kids”.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:10 pm

This conversation reminds me of a money tip I was told once. A pretty wealthy friend of a friend does not keep equity in his house(s). His logic is that if you can get a mortgage at say 4%, then you take that money and invest it. Long term you should make money even in the stock market. Aren’t normal long term expectations like 6% or 7%? I can see the logic, but I would rather pay off my house and have equity.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 1:17 pm

How does mortgage insurance premium play into that math?

I’m like you bow, GF is like your buddy. I have never regretted having no installment debt since paying off the mortgage.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 1:25 pm

I’m not sure I haven’t really dug into it and done the math completely. I just can see some logic but you could really take a beating if you were putting that money into the market. I think I would rather take that money and buy investment properties while keeping market investments as a separate portion of my investments.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:35 pm

I get that. I guess I’m just too chicken to think about doing that. Maybe if I had more money and experience in the market but that’s not where I’m at right now.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:37 pm

Its logical

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:34 pm

Isn’t that insane? I remember getting sick to my stomach getting into a $48,000 house when that was about our annual compensation pre tax.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 2:16 pm

We are cheap when it comes to housing…first house was 47,000…
Bought our current house for 140,000….at the time our household income was around 110,000.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:34 pm

Sounds about right. If the bank will give me the money, that must mean I can afford it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:02 pm

Same. I figured out a comfortable payment, then told my banker to tell me how much house I could buy at that rate. He started to say I could get a lot more. I told him no and he let it go.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:07 pm

Yeah, I probably did some online calculator or something but didn’t know what rate I would be at until I talked to the bank. I just remember that he said they would approve me for more than double what I wanted to get.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:48 pm

I didn’t know there was an Excel function for payments, interesting.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 2:38 pm

Agreed. I don’t do a lot of financial stuff, but I use Excel a lot.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 2:40 pm

As do I. I have an employee though, that for whatever reason refuses to use excel and uses word instead to do things that take an hour when it would take 5 mins in excel

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:10 pm

I went to the bank and got a letter that said I can afford a certain amount price maximum, then I took it to my realtor and we talked about what I could realistically afford for a mortgage, then we looked at houses in that price range, then I bought one. Neither my banker or realtor ever tried to push me to spend more, my wife however is a different story.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 1:15 pm

Interestingly, Wells Fargo carried the home loan for our place in Glendive and subsequently our place in Rochester. At the end of my fellowship, I had a letter in hand from the hospital saying I was guaranteed x amount of dollars annually, and we were looking at houses costing about x+100,000 in Billings. They said they could not take on the non-conforming portion of the loan and suggested they take the conforming and I find a local bank to fund the non-conforming. Ended up going to Yellowstone on Shiloh, Kevin K was awesome to work with and they split it into two loans for us.

I ended up making 2x my first years and 3x the year after, we burned the non conforming down to zero in 15 months.

We’ve been with Yellowstone ever since. Dumbasses at WF. My wife loves to hoard cash in checking and savings account at Yellowstone they’ve probably made bank on their “risk” they took ten times over.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 1:23 pm

Nice. I have a WF account but don’t use it. I only keep it open because I have a CC and an auto loan with them. Otherwise I work with Altana. I have never had an issue with them and everybody that works there has been awesome. I still laugh every time I go to the main building and see the street name, Avanta.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:27 pm

@you said that would be good purchase for me@

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 1:03 pm

Same shit people were doing in the 2000s before the market crashed at the end of that decade.

bowbunch
bowbunch
17 February 2023 11:06 am

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 11:16 am

As an avid golfer, this is the first that I have ever heard about Tiger and the tampon.

Growing up and playing with my brothers, we had “the dick out” hole.
If your drive didn’t make it past the ladies tees, you had to have your dick out for the hole. Fun times !!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 11:19 am

The article I read about it said Tiger and Thomas are good friends so I’m thinking it was just a one off joke between friends. In his 40s and he was still hitting over 320.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 11:23 am

It is a joke.
But Tiger has done this with other golfers in the past as well, apparently.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 11:31 am

Nice I hadn’t heard of this joke before. It’s a pretty good one though I’m going to have to use.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 11:34 am

That’s even worse than seeing 2 big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:32 pm

Christopher McDonald was so good in that movie

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 12:10 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 12:32 pm

“How am I supposed to chip, with that going on?!”

DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:18 am

LOL !!!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:20 am

Good practice for them.
They probably spend more on Live Fire Exercises.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:23 am

There’s rumors flying around that something was shot down last night west of Billings. There’s a few posts on BookFace about it but the comments are all shut down and that’s it. A few people have claimed to have saw some black SUVs headed to a field west of Billings. No confirmation or pictures of the SUVs though.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:25 am

They couldn’t even find pictures of Black SUVs??
@obviously false then@

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 10:32 am

Yeah, I’m leery, but a couple coworkers said they saw it, that it was big and didn’t look anything like an airplane.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 11:36 am

It’s aliens!

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 11:57 am

I contemplate extraterrestrial life as a hobby. Drake equation, etc. Bottom line is I think any extraterrestrial society capable of bridging the massive distance between the stars would have technology so beyond ours we would be but ants compared to them, and might not even recognize them if they visited the solar system or might not be capable of communication with them.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 11:36 am

It’s aliens!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 9:57 am

Where’s the kfey the clown and DE to vote?

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 12:34 pm

Working like a real man. You should try it some time Kwerk lover

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:51 pm

lol
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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
17 February 2023 1:46 pm

Hi

bowbunch
bowbunch
17 February 2023 9:57 am

I will not vote on your survey Skolly. I think I am somewhere in the middle and it depends on the day.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 9:58 am

NOOOOOOOOOO I didn’t give that option. We can’t have a middle ground on Kirk! Unacceptable

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 9:59 am

It depends on the day and what part of Kirk we are talking about. Are we talking contract, playing ability, clutch factor, grilling skills, driving skills, character?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:03 am

meh, good, meh, horrible and should be banned from ever doing so again, horrible with pickup, not so bad with a conversion van, solid

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 10:00 am

Then I guess we Kirk Realists can’t vote.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 10:29 am

Exactly.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 11:37 am

FTFY

We can’t have a middle ground on Kirk any topic ever in our society!

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:02 am

I tried to stuff the ballet box by voting multiple times but alas it would not allow it…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 10:03 am

that’s UnAmerican.
well at least unDemocrat.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 10:06 am

“unDemocrat”, Ha!

Maybe skoldiers should run the next election.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 10:09 am

Wouldn’t he need to ‘win the vote’ to get that job?
And he would be running against a Democrud who would keep his/her thumb on the scale of the Democrud side.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 10:11 am

Skolly also lives in Chicago, the most politically corrupt place in America

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:30 am

I love the nickname “Beatle Juice” for their mayor…I know its kind of mean…but she is an ass so I don’t really care.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 10:31 am

Well, the resemblance is uncanny

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:35 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 2:20 pm

That really is awesome.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:46 pm

Full of dumb libs here

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:20 am

Correct.
But if you criticize Kirk in any fashion, you are labeled a hater.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:32 am

True,
and if you support him in any fashion you’re labeled an Apologist.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 11:35 am

I’ve been called both at different times.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:05 pm

So wishy-washy.
@You may have to turn in your Alfa-Male Card.@

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 1:11 pm

This is true, though I’ve been called hater much more often

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:47 pm

Ya, if I had to pick one… definitely lean towards hater

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 February 2023 1:47 pm

Correct. That’s why I loved this.

doomer and gloomer is next week!

Northwoods
17 February 2023 9:43 am

Anyone listen to the Bobby Bones radio show on your morning drive?

He has a segment called Bobby’s Mail Bag, where he gives advice to whoever emails in and describes an issue.

Yesterday someone wrote in and talked about going to a clinic or hospital, and there were signs posted that encouraged patients and families to tip their nurses. The person asked what he thought about that, and if they should tip or not.

His advice was “tip if you can afford it.” One of the other (apparently smarter) show hosts spouted up that she thought tipping medical staff might be illegal. He poo-poohed her.

I actually wrote in to him to explain that if you don’t have an educated background in the subject matter you should not be giving public advice.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 9:48 am

I am growing tired of the whole tipping thing…might go back to just tipping wait staff who actually go to your table get your order and deliver your food. We tip all the coffee folks, service repair people, delivery people, subway sandwhich makers, Dairy Queen drive through, the list is never ending…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 9:56 am

Yep, I am over everybody thinking they need a tip for doing the job they are getting paid for. I get waitresses and some hair stylists and maybe a couple others but you better do your job well. Awhile back a friend put something on Bookface that said “remember, good tips lead to good service.” I wanted to point out how backwards that was but it wasn’t worth it so I kept my mouth shut, for once.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 12:44 pm

When I was a yute bagging groceries there was a really sweet lady who owned one of the bars in town who would give me a dollar every time I carried her groceries out to her car and tell me, “get youself a soda sweetie” (this is back when you could get a 20oz for 75¢), if there was ever anything extra I could do for her I always did and was happy to. Then there was this older retired guy who you’d want to hide from because once, sometimes twice a year he’d buy 20 bags of softener salt and you’d have to load it into his pickup, then you’d have to ride with him to his house so you could haul it down the stairs to his basement. Then he’d take you back to work, no tip, no offer of a soda or even so much as water as you’re schlepping 40lb bags down a flight of stairs. The only extra for the store was he had to pay a delivery fee of $20, because their logic is it wouldn’t be any different than if he’d ordered and had us haul it out, which is true, but I still think that’s a thing where you’d be expected to tip the delivery guy and his logic was, “well, I didn’t have it delivered, I drove my own car and went to the store”.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 1:22 pm

I remember the days when guys carried groceries out to the car. I always tipped them as did everyone I knew.

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 9:52 am

and how much is one supposed to tip??
here nurse, here’s 5 bucks? i mean this makes no sense.
tip 10% of your medical bill? could be quite the tip.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 10:04 am

The main issue is it is outright prohibited in most medical facilities. It creates a huge ethics dilemma. Medical providers are not allowed to discriminate – they are to provide the same basic medical care to all patients.

Imagine working a hallway and 2 call lights are on – one is a wealthy family who has been tipping you generously – the other is someone on medical assistance who can’t pay rent on time. Which room are you going to first?

Intentionally denying or delaying medical care is abuse/neglect, subject to financial penalty and potential loss of license.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 10:05 am

I don’t tip outside of foodservice, and even then its the delivery guys or servers/bartenders.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:07 am

there was a “tip” spot on my receipt from when i got my tattoo and i was like how much am i supposed to tip for a freaking tattoo???

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 10:09 am

LOL, WTF, its actually an option you can turn off or on for credit card sales providers, like I have square here at work and it has the option to prompt for a tip or not. I think people just turn it on thinking, “what he hell maybe some dummy will tip me.”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:12 am

Wait, I do also tip my barber

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:16 am

Me too.
I usually just round up ala Germany when I was stationed there.
$12. for a haircut? Here is $15 keep the change.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 12:14 pm

My wife is my barber, so I guess maybe I tip her too.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:58 pm

bragger…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 February 2023 1:04 pm

Just give her the tip

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 11:48 am

How about when you pick up food? Buffet? I usually tip about 10% on the former and 15% on the latter.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 12:34 pm

Is there a person bringing me drinks or anything at the buffet? If so yes I tip. When I pick up food, no I don’t tip.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 12:35 pm

Yes to drinks, clearing plates, etc…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 12:54 pm

Yeah, then I definitely tip, but I’ve been to buffets before where you pay the cashier, they give you a cup and that’s the extend of the service, I don’t tip there.

Wrenage
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 10:06 am

I’m a pretty good tipper, but if I have to start tipping everyone, then I assume someone is going to be tipping me, too, right?

So far, I’ve never been tipped. I don’t count the dollar bills that get stuffed into my waistband. That’s a privilege, not a tip.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 10:22 am

In dealing with our daughter at the hospital for 2 months, my wife and I tried to give the nurses gift cards. But they said they could not accept them because of ethics.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:29 am

That’s rare in society these days

because of ethics

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 10:29 am

Yep, about the best you can do is bring in a plate of goodies for their break room or order pizza for lunch…they will accept that. When my father was in the hospital for an extended period of time we did those things.

Your Daughter is still progressing?

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 11:22 am

Yes she is.
Finally being able to swallow food and drink some.
Planning to go back to work in mid March.
She still has some issues. Not sure she will ever be 100%, but she can take of herself now.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 11:47 am

Good news!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 12:16 pm

Wonderful news.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 12:58 pm

Awesome!!!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 1:05 pm

Good to hear

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 12:07 pm

When sweet sister was in the hospital, her ex brought food in for the nursing/staff every day (not just muffins/treats, but lunches such as cheeseburgers) A restaurant where my sister has been a regular forever sent in a huge hot meal for the staff with multiple warmers for large selection of yummy stuff, everything including delivery at their own expense. When sister was transferred to in house rehab, all the staff came over to thank us with tears in their eyes, saying no one had ever done so much for them.

MT Viking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 February 2023 12:21 pm

Doesn’t surprise me coming from your family, Kathy!

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  MT Viking
17 February 2023 12:37 pm

Wish I could take credit, but you may recall I told you guys my sister’s ex is very wealthy. He’s a good guy, always treating everyone, does charity work all over the country. The restaurant where my sister is a regular, she knows them all very well and always over tips. Some of them told her they couldn’t have survived the pandemic if it wasn’t for her tips.

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 11:47 am

I would guess it would be the same for the nursing profession as the medical profession. That would be unethical if reported, the board would view receiving a tip as clouding their clinical judgement and possibly affecting patient care. Might be different in aesthetics. If someone wanted to show appreciation for a service I rendered, the best thing is to bring in a gift box or food for my staff, food is always appreciated. At Mayo Clinic, really big tips are shunted to the foundation and help build the skyscrapers.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 12:54 pm

I listened to the show every morning, up until he started praising Cuomo for the way he handled covid. I’ve thought about going back and listening to the shows after Cuomo “resigned” from office to see if/how he would back track his statements, but I didn’t want to waste my time.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 9:46 am

OH PLease do…and give us all a review on Monday.

freezeyface
17 February 2023 9:30 am

6 episodes in to Ted Lasso.
I laugh. I cry. I love.

what a great show

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 11:49 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 8:59 am

Bienemy landing with Commies

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 9:06 am

now this is for OC not HC right?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:44 pm

Why in the world would he choose Washington? Surely he could have better offers as an OC from decent teams.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 12:54 pm

They should just trade for Kirk.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 9:42 am

Ya

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 8:54 am
benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 8:56 am

Is this the “fun” you were talking about?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:57 am

Part 1 of a couple

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 8:56 am

skoldiers article:
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freezeyface
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:57 am

also skoldiers article:
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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:57 am

🙂

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 February 2023 9:58 am

I don’t consider myself a hater, but I’m not an apologist, so I picked hater. Don’t want to be lukewarm on the matter!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 10:02 am

Lukewarm is a good definition of Kirk Cousins.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 12:36 pm

Mid, is everything about him

NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:10 am

So…after the TimberPups blew another 20 point lead, I had to shine some encouragement into the world of my depressed son.

The Timberwolves will be a top 8 NBA team after the all star break when KAT gets back.

AND the Vikings will be a Superbowl contender as Flores re-engineers the defense into a top 18 unit to go with our top ten offense

AND the Twins rotation will hold up all year and Buxton and Correa will stay healthy making the Twins primed for a deep playoff run.

AND DeSantis will be elected President over whatever incompetent socialist the Dems run in 2024 thereby saving America from the Shithole the Dems are trying to convert it into (see California, New York, et al).

THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:17 am

All of this is true and will 100% happen.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:19 am

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:35 am

any new on the lynx?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:36 am

Any new what? Players? Coaches? Wait, does anyone even care?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:37 am

he just didn’t name the best team in minnesota….

also, my coworker said he would rather go see a lynx game than a twins game. that seems medium moronic

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:40 am

Yeah the Lynx suck though.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:42 am

wait, so all of minnesota sports and “sports” suck now?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:51 am

The Lynx used to be good, but they suck now, like actually suck not like oh, well the Vikings suck because they can’t even beat the crappy Giants at home in the playoffs.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:53 am

well crap.
we suck!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:55 am

Yeah, despite mostly tuning out when they talk about the Lynx on the local news I sometimes pick up on some stuff, I think basically all the good players retired and all the new ones suck.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:43 am

“Hands Up Don’t Shoot”
Fuck the Lynx.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:53 am

can’t breath brooooo

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:58 am

Actually after the Ferguson Shooting they were all on the Hands up Don’t shoot bandwagon.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 9:01 am

i know. i can’t keep it all straight anymore.
i’m sure if they could they would wear save darfur shirts as well

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 9:23 am

Pretty much…but the lie fit the narrative….so there you have it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 9:27 am

And the media knew the useful idiots would eat it up without question and not worry about it when it was proven to be a lie. Simply time to move on to the next farce.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:54 am

I don’t know what any of the players look like so not sure

Fuck the Lynx.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:53 am

You will notice I didn’t mention the WILD either, cause I don’t know shit about hockey….

JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 9:38 am

I’ve been to both, would much rather go to a Twins game. I did come up with a reason the WNBA will never be as popular as any other male sport. There will be very few generational fans in the WNBA, due to the lack of ability to procreate with the same sex.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JacksonVike
17 February 2023 10:24 am

And don’t forget fewer generational players for the same reason…a good observation…..

And of course Love is Love (as long as you are two consenting adults)

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 12:18 pm

Love and sex are not the same thing.

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 February 2023 12:22 pm

Well I love to have sex (with my wife).

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 1:15 pm

Read an article by one of the former UofL women’s basketball stars who explained why she dropped out of the WNBA. She said it was a very toxic environment with constant horrible bullying, and no one was allowed to say anything against anything LGBT, even vulgar stuff that sometimes happens in their parades, having sex with minors, etc. for fear of literally being beat up. This was even before all the BLM stuff. I haven’t watched since.

NoDakRube
17 February 2023 7:53 am

LOVE SPACE PANTS

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:09 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:09 am

Space pants reminds me of the Shiny Pants episode of Pinky and the Brain.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:38 am

reminds me of SNL tight pants skit

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Wrenage
17 February 2023 7:17 am

This Friday has the feel of one that will look busy but accomplishes very little…

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 7:45 am

Most Friday’s seem that way.

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 8:07 am

If I was king of the world, I would push for four-day work weeks. Places don’t have to be closed on Friday. Some staff could be Monday-Thursday. Other staff could be Tuesday-Friday.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 8:09 am

“If I was King of the World”

-I’d have all the hookers and blow

NoDakRube
Reply to  Rob
17 February 2023 8:13 am

Another solid option….but it appears as though that only benefits you.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:24 am

Yes, as King of the World that’s all I’d care about.

I’d delegate tasks dealing with the masses to my underlings

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Rob
17 February 2023 11:45 am

Underlings, you say? How much does it pay? Is there a benefits plan? Are there any current openings?

Asking for a friend.

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:32 am

Don’t you think there’s a chance that some hookers actually LIKE sex and that’s why they’re in the biz?

The cash is just gravy on top.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 8:35 am

Could be….I was watching a show on vice that was about the adult film industry in the 80s…you know, cause I never watched any of it.

Anyway, this actress is being interviewed and said one of the reasons she went into the business was for great sex…and she was pissed when her scene partners weren’t really into it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:48 am

Yeah, I rented a few of those back in the day…of course I was mostly interested in the story lines.

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:43 am

My high-school crush wound up in Vegas – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Lobert

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:48 am

Yeah, I asked her out a few times, she always declined. Never had a boyfriend. Then she disappeared and never came back to school.

We were shocked when she turned up in Vegas and details of her home life trickled out.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:53 am

Her older brother and her father were raping her. Disturbing.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 9:00 am

Sick Bastards…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 9:18 am

The Bible says that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. However, if someone truly repents, there is forgiveness. I say that people should be really thankful that I am not god because I would not be so forgiving. A guy that rapes his daughter and allows her brother to rape her would have a very long and very painful punishment.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 February 2023 9:27 am

I am with you there VP, admittingly my Christian charity is lacking in cases like this…and I know we are all equally guilty in God’s eyes…Lord knows I have plenty to be forgiven about…but pedophiles and rapists are difficult for me to look at with anything other than hate.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 10:05 am

I’d death penalty those guys. They got wires crossed that are tough to get untangled.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 10:06 am

I’d cut their dicks off and shove hot pokers up their asses, by the way bought your book the other day, looking forward to reading it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:08 am

I think Wrenage and Ben should run for District Attorney….

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 10:18 am

I hope you get your money’s worth. If not, I will refund you!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 10:26 am

According to the left pedophilia is a sexual orientation.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:27 am

Yep.
It’s going to be “fine” with animals within a couple of years too.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
17 February 2023 10:28 am

NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association, an actual thing) Endorses this.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 12:50 pm

I’d be OK with the death penalty for anyone who hurts children.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
17 February 2023 8:47 am

An incredible story….

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 8:12 am

What little research that has been done on this seems to indicate that such a set up does not inhibit corporate profits or individual production.

I say lets do it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
17 February 2023 8:35 am

I used to work 4 days a week in a mine, 10 hour shifts, though I always had the option to work a 5th day and get overtime, which I did every other week.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:33 am

Maybe your hand issue is related to the other issue you had recently with your heart or whatever

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:38 am

Yeah, I was just being stupid

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:41 am

glad you continue to be yourself

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 8:41 am

you too popsicle dick

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:55 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
17 February 2023 9:21 am

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Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 10:03 am

Yeah, I lost my 30-day challenge. I got sick, and I follow the rule of, if the sickness is above one’s throat, you can run, but if it is below one’s throat, then it is probably better not to. Plus, I had doctor visits, too.

I’m hoping to get back on track next week.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 6:25 am

I don’t know what his deal was before…

Lifer
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Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 6:32 am

He had a base of $8.1, $20.0 cap hit, $9.5 dead hit this season.

GB had an out this year with him but would have endured the cap hit so they gave him a few mill more and voided the 2024 remainder which was a $11/$16/$5 if they kept it as is.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 6:38 am

I don’t know if cook has that much flexibility.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 6:54 am

Cook’s contract line this year is $10/$14/$6 so no he doesn’t have the deadcap leverage jones agents have. Vikings also have an opt out this year with Dalvin as did the Pack with Jones. So I wouldn’t think the Viking will agree to anything more that maybe $8 this year for Dalvin or will let him walk to FA and take the $6 dead hit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 7:10 am

That’s interesting, if Aaron is leaving GB will likely be even more run heavy on offense. They also have Dillon who is very good

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 7:24 am

I think that actually makes them a better team and truer to their identity.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 7:28 am

I don’t disagree, though I don’t think Love is very good.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:07 am

Bum, cut him

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 7:30 am

Agreed. They have a good OLine, a good running game and a good D. They can carry Love.

Rob
Rob
Admin
17 February 2023 5:52 am

THE 2022 CHAOS AWARDS

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:34 am

Dave is a talented artist, I enjoy his work and he seems like a good dude via email

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
17 February 2023 8:43 am

I like Dave too, clearly he’s also a fellow stupid lib

Lifer
Admin
17 February 2023 5:21 am

Might as well start the morning off with some truths….

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 5:31 am

Might as well start the morning off with some truths….

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 5:39 am

Lol….it’s the exact quotes from republican media talking points. You haven’t been paying attention, especially to #2.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 6:15 am

I will say, unlike most of you here, I am objective and can look at the actual tangible results and can think critically without emotion and the facts remain that since the 2008 global economic crash if you look at Europe, it’s economy and specifically Britain’s, it has failed terribly. Why?

They have followed very ridged policies, both socially and environmentally and it has stalled their economies as compared to the United States. Many of the Republican policies, although too corporate friendly at times, have kept the United States competitive in the global markets.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 6:29 am

And liberal/socialist parties of Europe have….?

lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 6:38 am

Have what?? Is your reading comprehension off today? I spelled it out, they have struggled because of those liberal / social policies. Now it’s not all that….historically the Europe economies have always teetered on the brink, especially Italy, France and now Germany and Britain. Throw in the Brexit fiasco and it threw them right in to the downturns they are experiencing. This is certainly not just a fascist corp policies are better than socialistic policies, they’re not it’s just when you go to the extreme either way your economy will suffer. We for all of our political warts here somehow strike a pretty effective balance. So….we need each other that’s the point chicken boy.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 6:39 am

The American elites do a great job keeping everyone mad at each other while they rob the world blind.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 6:57 am

Well that’s throughout the world, more in some places than others but the point is fascist policies support these elites maintaining that level of control. It’s what us libs are fighting against everyday.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 8:03 am

I always appreciate when a partisan throws a bone to the other side.

And Yes your interpretation of #2 is correct….
Dems want women to have the right to kill their babies,
Repubs don’t want babies to be killed.

That is what the Media says, and that is actually the truth of the thing.

The funniest is about real immigration reform…we see exactly what the Dems want, and that is indeed open borders….doesn’t seem to be working out very well.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 February 2023 8:14 am

The dems only want certain immigrants in the country, they are actually anti-Cuban immigrants, at least this administration is.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:29 am

I love Cubans, especially the sandwich

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 8:32 am

LOL, based on facts and evidence this is 100% false, especially that last part

 I am objective and can look at the actual tangible results and can think critically without emotion

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 9:45 am

*rigid

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 8:09 am

hawt

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 7:49 am

Perhaps the biggest truth of all…..

Republican: We support…x,y,z….
Dem: That’s racist.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
17 February 2023 7:59 am

Thats true.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 8:03 am

LOL, so true…

Dems do hate the police, just look at MPLS city council, who tried to abolish police and ended up getting sued and losing because they didn’t have enough cops on the streets, actively trying to abolish the police while you have historic murder and violent crime rates, lol epic stupidity

Dems do want to kill fetuses, pretty obvious here

Dems do want, and actually have, wide open border with record numbers of illegals pouring into the country right now

Dems do hate America, the flag, and the military, go look at some of the things anti-american shitbags like Omar and Cori Bush say

Dems do want to take your freedoms, especially freedom of speech, also fuck your stupid masks

Dems do want to take your guns, pretty obvious

Dems do and have encouraged rioting

Its inaccurate to say Dems want to give everyone free stuff because it isn’t free, people who actually work and pay taxes are the ones paying for it, they want to redistribute wealth and take my money and give it to poor people, some of whom I have no problem with, some of whom are just lazy shitbags who don’t deserve my money, mostly shitbags though

I find libs to be weird when it comes to religion, certain sects of the Dems are incredibly racist against jews but they project as a party to be tolerant and supportive of all religions, but libs mostly hate religion anyway

Dems do want socialism, I mean Bernie says that shit directly

Dems do want to rig the election, I’m sure both parties do

Dems don’t seem interested in blocking unemployment assistance, at least not here in MN where if you take the 5 minutes to apply you’re guaranteed to get it.

The last one, lololololol, Dems don’t give a fuck about helping people, they only give a fuck about getting re-elected so they can keep lining their fucking pockets with money from big business and insider trading. This is not exclusive to the stupid libs though, the dumb republicans do the same.

All in all the majority of the republican talking points are 100% true of the Dem party and the Dems pull the same fear mongering bullshit and if they can’t find a way to use fear mongering when they disagree they just label the other side of the argument as racist.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:11 am

tl;dr

good morning fellow lib

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
17 February 2023 8:12 am

Ah, yes good morning Rob

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
17 February 2023 8:23 am

The light of truth right there…doubt LiferLib will read it though.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 February 2023 8:30 am

Sam Ponder?

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 8:37 am

GF – thank you for the collapse feature.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
17 February 2023 12:40 pm

I love how you keep taking screen grabs from Facebook and Twitter posts / pages and posting them here like you’re slamming papers down on a desk like its facts. Its hilarious. You know no one here takes you seriously any more right? Its just entertainment at this point.

Mick
Mick
17 February 2023 4:38 am

Gm

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
17 February 2023 7:15 am

Good morning, SKOL!

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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