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Minnesota Vikings News:

The Vikings signed edge rusher Marcus Davenport.

The Vikings re-signed K Greg Joseph and LS Andrew DePaola.

Vikings.com has a 2023 Minnesota Vikings free agency tracker.

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benjammin
Admin
16 March 2023 7:56 pm

I miss Viking22, one of the only guys I could talk to about real March madness, Spencer Lee gonna easily win another championship and probably another hodge

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 8:27 pm

Yeah, can’t imagine anyone having issue with him

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 8:12 pm

Spencer Lee is an insanely good wrestler.
Probably on the border between genius and crazy as well, very intense.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 8:26 pm

Won a championship with a blown a blown ACL, dude is crazy tough

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:16 pm

Blew out the ACL 8 days before the NCAA Finals.
Still competed and still won.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:16 pm

He’s on a break again eh?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 March 2023 1:19 am

I miss V22 as well. I’ve seen him stop by a few times, hoping he decides to become a regular again.

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 7:14 pm

Are they going to make any moves tonight?

IS there a deadline before these guarantees kick in tomorrow? or is it just 0001?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 7:47 pm

Pay me reparations for using my gif

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DE Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 6:37 pm

Not a fan of giving up a pick and Cook for a third rounder.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 6:57 pm

I would think getting something for him is better than cutting him and getting nothing.
3rd for losing Cooks salary is good, throw in a sixth does not seem like a ‘deal breaker’ for me.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 6:57 pm

I liked 1 and 3.

Didn’t care much for Elam

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
16 March 2023 5:15 pm

Sweet sister had two showings of her condo yesterday, even though the listing isn’t public yet, so I’ve spent the past few days over there helping her get ready. Moving is exhausting!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
16 March 2023 7:25 pm

Moving is exhausting!

Yes it is. Pace yourself.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 March 2023 1:22 am

Thanks, VP.

norseman1
norseman1
16 March 2023 5:12 pm

Spring Monday. 14 tomorrow. Hey Greta, staying warm?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 4:05 pm

stuman55
16 March 2023 3:33 pm

Who’s the butthole that’s downvoting my superior content? Clearly just doing it for clout as no one would agree with the downvote. I love you all.

NoDakRube
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 3:35 pm

The site is swimming in buttholes…

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 5:21 pm

I think we’re being trolled. No rhyme or reason to these random downvotes. I ignore them unless someone brings it up.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 7:26 pm

It’s the lurkers.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 7:57 pm

obviously Jorge

manly-purple
16 March 2023 3:14 pm

Lol, some reporter just asked our new TE about his time in New Orleans last year.

“I was in Baltimore last year.” Followed by silence.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 5:23 pm

Good grief. Talk about lazy reporting. At least take a few seconds to google the guy you’re about to interview.

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 3:10 pm

(Talking about what someone said about the Vikings DB coaches:) “Yeah, he said you’re actually going to go to a place where they actually care about you.”

manly-purple
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 3:10 pm

Also joked about the food being free now.

Cards franchise getting dogged by everyone lately.

DE Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 6:40 pm

But will free food translate into better play?

No longer New Vikings Fan
16 March 2023 2:55 pm

Vikings currently only have six players on contract who are 30 years old or older. Two on offense, three on defense, and one on special teams.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 March 2023 3:01 pm

O.K. How does that compare to other teams??
I mean 30 is old in the NFL….

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 3:54 pm

No idea…

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 March 2023 4:00 pm

Well, Dammit, do a little research. I sure don’t want to.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 6:11 pm

Laughing…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 March 2023 3:05 pm

They’re going young

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 2:12 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 2:12 pm

Good depth piece

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 2:50 pm

Yes, not sexy, but good signing.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 2:12 pm

NoDakRube
16 March 2023 2:05 pm

From Bleacher Report concerning AT..

Thielen is 32 years old, had just 716 receiving yards last year and appears to have lost a step in the speed department. However, he’s still a savvy route-runner who knows how to create separation.

While Thielen is no longer a Pro Bowl-caliber receiver, he can be a solid No. 2 or No. 3 option for a receiver-needy offense.

O.K., he might “know how to create separation” but I would suggest he is physically unable to do so.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 1:02 pm

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 1:03 pm

Good, glad we aren’t bringing in the skunk.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:04 pm

Pretty sure he’s gonna land with cowpies

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 1:18 pm

Could see the Chiefs as well.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 12:42 pm

I guess we will see next year.
I suspect that the ‘agent’ is trying to drum up more interest so he can get more $$ from his %.

https://thevikingage.com/2023/03/15/adam-thielen-agent-critics-minnesota-vikings/?utm_campaign=FanSided+Daily&utm_source=FanSided+Daily&utm_medium=email

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 12:44 pm

I dunno.

he was comfy as king of Mn.

but…

maybe he flew too close to the sun.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 12:51 pm

I want to send his agent back to third grade so he can learn how to structure a sentence. These fucking idiots make millions.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:57 pm

Army stressed at NCO academies to ‘structure your message toward your audience’, i.e. Big words for Officers and little words for Enlisted.
So maybe he was talking to the uneducated.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 1:05 pm

Yeah, but even enlisted men know that you use a comma prior to “but” and prior to “nor”.

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 March 2023 12:34 pm

Harrison Smith Remains a Viking

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:42 pm

YES!!!

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 5:27 pm

This makes me happy.

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 12:33 pm

They question I have….

Did they offer AT similar and he said nah, fuck y’all I’m testing FA?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:35 pm

Would be my guess. I’m guessing they realized early on that AT wasn’t going to compromise enough, so they just said adios.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:38 pm

Or he asked to be released.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:45 pm

We’ll see what he gets on open market

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:54 pm

Vet minimum.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:42 pm

No I think he said fuck y’all when KAM traded for hock and Thielen became third fiddle

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:44 pm

Maybe.

they had all year to work out a deal because 19m was never happening.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:52 pm

He’s said he was unappy with his role a couple times

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 5:28 pm

I remember.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:45 pm

Yep

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:46 pm

His Karen finger wife hates Minny and the cold

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:51 pm

Weird since she’s from here

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:51 pm

He stated on Pat McAfee that they lived in Florida.
But that might just be during the winter.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 March 2023 12:53 pm

If I had millions, I sure as hell would live elsewhere during the winter. Then again, the football season takes up most of the winter.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:20 pm

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:35 pm

I love me some Harrison Smith, so glad he’s gonna likely stay and retire a Viking.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:43 pm

I’m glad, he stays and the contract is much more palatable

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 March 2023 12:15 pm

benjammin
Admin
16 March 2023 12:13 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:16 pm

Nice.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:16 pm

The way his gums are receding, I’d put him around 83 years old…

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 12:12 pm

Harry is staying

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:13 pm

With the Hendersons?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:15 pm

Yes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:33 pm

I love that movie

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:14 pm

8m with up to 2m on incentives.

Barr type.

will retire next year is my hues

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:21 pm

Yeah I think he wants to end his career in purple and retire

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:24 pm

Guess AT had a bit of an ego

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:35 pm

and then some

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:40 pm

Or his wife did.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:33 pm

I like purple and gold hues

is my hues

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:42 pm

Live look of Harrison Smith reporting to Vikings facilities…

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 12:43 pm

You are dead to me.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 12:44 pm

Better watch your back. Harry might be coming for you with that attitude. He is THE Hitman after all.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 1:15 pm

I should be okay today for sure. Harry doesn’t have time to drive down here. He will be having supper at 3:30 and then he has to watch Wheel of Fortune and fall asleep in his chair.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 3:04 pm

Harry might not have time…but I am not too busy these days….”I will bust a cap in your fat ass”

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 3:05 pm

Well, if I can fit into between my afternoon nap and 6 oclock bingo at the tavern.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:58 am

Welp they missed that one!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:59 am

The funny part is pre-draft his comp was Victor Cruz.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:04 pm

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:07 pm

Stupid Giants

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 March 2023 11:46 am

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 11:53 am

In college, I worked with a Packers fan who had ties to people in the NFL. This was back when I hated cocky Deion, and he said, “Deion is supposedly a normal guy, but when the cameras are on, he goes into “Prime Time” mode to play things up.”

When you see Deion nowadays, maybe he was right.

He also said, at that time, the Lions were the worst visiting team. They would crap on the locker room floor, etc.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 11:55 am

Who the hell craps on a locker room floor? It’s not like the coaches, players, or management has to clean that up – some poor janitor. Sheesh.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 11:58 am

The real question… is who doesn’t?

MT Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:04 pm

Well yeah we’ve all been there…not.

I’ve seen some docs leave a hell of a mess at the end of a procedure and just walk out of the room. I can’t be that guy, plus I might forget and just push away from the dinner table and leave my plate, etc…I always help out, try to take care of my own sharps, wrap up all the bloody 4×4’s, etc…

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 12:08 pm

Yup, I always put my stuff in the dishwasher. Otherwise I feel like a lazy lib.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:14 pm

My wife is very particular about things, including loading the dishwasher. I consider it a victory if I don’t get scolded once per dishwasher loading cycle, I have learned a few things in thirty years together. Now I’ll never be perfect, I am a man after all.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 12:36 pm

Opposite in my house. My wife drives me fucking nuts when she doesn’t put dishes in the dishwasher.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:39 pm

I think he means that he doesn’t load the dishwasher the “right way.” My wife and I load it totally different and since my way is the right way I refuse to change.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 12:55 pm

She used to never even load the damn thing. Come in & the sink is full. I even got out the tape measure one time & measured from the sink to the dishwasher to prove that it was only 30 inches further to just put shit in the dishwasher.

She’s gotten better.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:02 pm

How were the next 3 sexless weeks for you?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 1:06 pm

It was worth it, it got results.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 12:58 pm

Yes, I don’t load it the “right way” sometimes. Sometimes in an argument she’ll drop the ol’ “you can do your own laundry” line which never works for her as she can’t stand how I do laundry. I swear she does a load at least once a day, when the stepkids were home it was more like twice a day. Me I’m a proponent of the one big load theory.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 1:50 pm

I don’t load the dishwasher the right way either. We have come to a compromise. She loads it, I unload it.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:45 pm

We had a YUGE argument when we got married.

I’m a staunch believer that sharp knives go in tip down. She wasn’t. I cut myself pulling silverware out one day, we had a discussion. Her argument went “well if you pay more attention……..”

I made it a point to leave the toilet seat up for the next week, she finally bitched at me about it, saying she didn’t appreciate getting a wet ass.

“Well, if you pay more attention……”

Knives go in tip down now.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 1:48 pm

Everything points down, especially knives, when you remove it’s by the handles.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
16 March 2023 1:49 pm

Exactly.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 1:49 pm

Marital warfare is great.

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 2:55 pm

All utensils in the dishwasher are tips up, per my lady.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 5:34 pm

Very creative way to make a point, haha!

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 12:46 pm

MT you are not a native of MT, but when I played college football we had some MT recruits…absolute pigs…they would do charming things like shit in the Dorms clothes washing machines…

Bastards.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 12:59 pm

That’s just sick. Axe murderers all.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 1:04 pm

That reminds me of an observation I made while living in dorms for three years. My first year I probably was as bad as anyone as I enjoyed the newfound freedom from my parents strict supervision, but the other two wings of our floor were girls so it wasn’t too bad. The next two years though it switched to two wings guys and one wing girls and the common area would just turn to trash over the weekend. Time lapse photography would have been hilarious, Friday afternoon pristine but by Monday morning ground in slices of pizza, ripped up newspapers, stale beer cans everywhere, vomit sometimes and yes even a turd once. Those years I didn’t spend much time in the common area, I was a keener and either spent all day at the library, went home, or hung out with my GF. Shoot I was often in bed by 10 pm.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 1:25 pm

I used to clean softball diamonds for summer work when I was in college…The girls bathrooms were the worst, much much worse than the guys.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 1:06 pm

Not shocking. You should hear all the things they do with sheep.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:07 pm

That’s Wyoming where the don’t wear jeans with a zipper because it might scare the sheep and everybody owns a pair of velcro gloves.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 1:14 pm

My dad made me wear barbed-wire gloves after he caught me “browsing” the Sears catalog. Are those similar?

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:12 pm

Had a heifer with a footling presentation yesterday. You should have seen what I did to her.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:49 pm

My daughter shit on her bedroom floor last weekend, walked in her room and just a punch in the face smell of a fresh steamer, at least it was on a book instead of the carpet though it ruined The Wonkey Donkey

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:02 pm

Been there done that.

Skolly better protect his fatheads.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:05 pm

The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 1:54 pm

Yep, I was pretty proud

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:08 pm

My son did that once, he wasn’t even two years old at the time. I had to go by one of our listings (it had sold, but the radon guy had his tester in there & I had to go get it out for him). Went downstairs to grab the machine, came back upstairs & couldn’t find kiddo. Finally found him in the closet. Began to ask what he was doing in there, then saw the reason. I’m glad I carry cleaning equipment in my pickup.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:17 pm

One of those great family reunion stories that come up every. single. time. is that I was playing on the beach at a lake in Alberta during a family reunion, apparently decided I had to go, and was in the process of dropping shorts to poop on the beach. My mother got to embarrassingly and breathlessly race with me bawling to the outhouse while I tried to pull my shorts down halfway through the process.

Of course I was ten so I don’t remember the incident.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 1:55 pm

LOL, kids are funny

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
16 March 2023 12:11 pm

No wonder Barry Sanders just quit to get away from those guys! That would have been back in his era.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 12:12 pm

Wonder if Spielman’s brother was one of the floor shitters?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 12:05 pm

LOL, they’d never be invited to Skolifer’s parties

They would crap on the locker room floor

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 11:15 am

For what skolly was trying to say but was mistaken… this is a breakdown of the Flores scheme. It would look like all 3…Z, Hunter, and Daveport have a spot.

Quite a bit can be learned from the body types that the Dolphins employed in this package.

They had two 300-plus lb. players in No. 56 Davon Godchaux (6’3″, 311 lbs.) and No. 98 Raekwon Davis (6’7″, 330 lbs.). Two players the Vikings employed last year, Harrison Phillips (6’3″, 307 lbs.) and Dalvin Tomlinson (6’3″, 325 lbs.) fit that size profile. With Tomlinson set to become a free agent, Khyiris Tonga (6’4, 338 lbs.) may be able to fill that role.

The Dolphins then had an interior rusher in Emmanuel Ogbah (6’4″, 275 lbs.) and two edge rushers in Shaq Lawson (6’5″, 270 lbs.) and Andrew Van Ginkel (6’4″, 242 lbs.). The 2022 Vikings also had the personnel to mirror this with Jonathan Bullard (6’3″, 290 lbs.)/James Lynch (6’4″, 295 lbs.) on the interior and Za’Darius Smith (6’4″, 272 lbs.) and Danielle Hunter (6’5″, 263 lbs.) on the edges.

At LB, the Dolphins put Elandon Roberts (6’1″, 238 lbs.) and Jerome Baker (6’2″, 225 lbs.), which can be matched with Eric Kendricks (6’0″, 232 lbs.) and Jordan Hicks (6’1″, 236 lbs.) or potentially Brian Asamoah (6’1″, 228 lbs.). In essence, the Vikings have the body types up front to run Brian Flores’ defense.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:27 am

Yeah at first i thought it gtd Z was gone but not necessarily

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:44 am

I mean…

there is a ton of potential there for some pressure.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:45 am

If they get pressure fast enough we won’t even need corners.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:12 pm

Fun fact, Z Smith had 10 sacks last season in 771 snaps. Patrick Jones had 4 sacks in 277 snaps. If you do the math, Z got a sack every 77 plays, whereas Jones got a sack every 69 (nice) plays. Probably doesn’t mean anything but I found it interesting that Jones gets sacks at a higher rate than Smith.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:47 pm

Same math applied to Mattison vs Cook in yards and TDs.

Would love to see Mattison’s totals given all of Cook’s reps.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 1:56 pm

Might get the chance to

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:45 am

WTH are these people smoking outside Brandt? Fields in top 5???? Stafford sucks too

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:53 am

Yikes. Kirk has flaws for sure, but the media outlook on him gets old.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:59 am

Fields? They’re high.

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:03 am

It’s a trick question.

There are no top QBs in the NFC. They’ve all gone to the AFC.

NFC is going to get trounced in the Super Bowl for awhile.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:12 am

LOL.
Only Vikings fans think Kirk is awesome.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 11:31 am

I don’t think a sane person on earth who has watched an NFL game would put Fields in the top 5 in the NFC. Dude can’t throw a football. The Lions dropped all 11 men into coverage (zero pressure) and he threw an INT. ‘Nuff said.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 11:44 am

I agree.
Just think it’s funny to watch the Kirk sniffers go bonkers….

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 11:47 am

True, true.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 12:47 pm

Kirk’s sweat smells like cinnamon

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 1:01 pm

His balls probably smell like butter, duck butter that is

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:25 pm

NFC QB rankings:

Hurts
White Dak Prescott
Black Kirk Cousins
Stafford
Carr
Daniel Jones
Goff
Geno Smith
Whoever Shanny plays at QB
Murray
Mayfield


Tom Brady’s Rotting Corpse
Love
Fields
Sam Howell
Ridder
Whoever is Carolina’s starter right now, though that likely changes after the draft.

This is assuming all these guys are healthy.

TL;DR – The NFC is incredibly mediocre at the QB position.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:42 pm

Whoever is Carolina’s starter right now

I think they signed the Red Rifle.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 12:54 pm

Ok still the same

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 11:32 am

Hey, he’s on 2 of the lists and is #2 on one of them.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 12:41 pm

Actually #2 on both lists he made. I read Brandt’s backwards.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 12:21 pm

Correct, only sane ones know he’s mid.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:19 am

ClickBait.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:32 am

Sports entertainment shows “on air talent” predicting or commenting on anything is all blather.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:35 am

Kirk does not belong in the top 5.
Most people realize that.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 March 2023 11:36 am

Fields certainly doesn’t. He’d be lucky to crack the top 15 in the NFC.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:26 pm

I’d put him around 12

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:37 pm

Fair

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 March 2023 11:37 am

Yeah… because only three QB’s in the league have thrown more TD’s than Cousins in the last five years… so no way he’s top 5 in the NFC.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 March 2023 11:52 am

If it’s an NFL list, I agree. But the NFC is another story, IMO. The AFC is stacked with great QBs but it’s slim pickings on the NFC.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:20 pm

We were all shitting on Jalen Hurts last year and they are very similar players who had very similar season before they broke out. Hurts got his #1 WR in Brown, now Fields gets DJ Moore. Fields is still young, im not saying he’s played great but people around here shit on young mobile QBs wayyy too often and soon. Im not saying he is the next Hurts, but he could be, and if he is, Vikes are in for trouble.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
16 March 2023 12:26 pm

I wanted the Vikings to draft Hurts.

He was the low risk high reward guy you look for.

now… it’s Clayton Tune.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 12:27 pm

Agreed. There wouldnt even be a QB discussion right now, wouldnt have extended Kirk last season and we’d be ready to roll. Alas…here we are.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
16 March 2023 12:32 pm

Fields is a turnover machine. Hurts was never that. Hurts is still not a super accurate or great thrower of the football. He is electric though with his legs.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
16 March 2023 12:37 pm

He’s about as accurate throwing a football as I am with a 10 gauge at 2 miles.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
16 March 2023 12:40 pm

The problem is that some of these say that Fields is a top QB already, not that he might be someday. Disagreeing with that statement is not shitting on him, but simply facing the current reality.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:41 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:43 am

who give a SHIT.

Was neve a Bisi fan.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:53 am

He sucked

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:55 am

with upside? if he has upside, i guess i have upside

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 10:37 am

Steelers just cut Myles Jack

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:38 am

Older dude…by old i mean 27. Will turn 28 next year.

Could bring some Leadership the Viking LB corps.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:40 am

Hicks new deal has 0 new dead money from what i understand…it guarantees on 3/17 for another 1.5m.

after tomorrow would be 3m dead to cut him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:41 am

Devin Bush is another guy who could be worth a cheap flyer 2 year deal as well.

Both have experience with Flores from last year so if they don’t go for him…well…we know why.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:42 am

GET HIM!

Doubt we sign him. Hicks and Asamoah are your starters

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:54 am

Is he still good?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:06 am

He was due another im this season for a total hit of 11.25m.

I see why they cut him. Steep price for LB.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:09 am

they also signed his replacement lol for much less

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:56 am

i wanted him so bad the year he came out

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
16 March 2023 11:00 am

Me too.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
16 March 2023 11:00 am

Yeah that was a long time ago now.

Old fogey LOL

DE Viking
16 March 2023 10:19 am

Why would the Vikings cut Cook at this point?
If they are in cap compliance, it makes no sense to just cut him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 10:21 am

well.

Cause he’s a lot of money duh.

I also don’t think they’re done making moves and they want to sign some guys…TJ or JJ to extensions.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:22 am

Got it.
He has a bonus or something coming due soon?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 10:25 am

Cook and Harry has some money guarantee tomorrow.

but do they extend hunter? Z? TJ JJ the others.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:25 am

Extensions for TJ and JJ would likely not affect this year’s cap much.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 10:26 am

Yes.

TJ is at like 9m. It would go down.

What do they do with Hunter? He’s going to want more money that the 5.5m but hes got a dead cap of 18m+

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:33 am

Only way to save with Hunter is an extension or a post 6/1 actoin… trade or release.

They won’t be releasing hunter.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:01 am

If Hunter goes, it’ll be via trade.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 11:09 am

They won’t be releasing hunter.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:33 am

Agreed.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 10:43 am

GTD money to cook tomorrow. They’ll likely cut him tomorrow or maybe they’ll eat it and shop him this offseason.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:15 am

Makes sense.
The only other thing I can think of is guaranteed money for injury.

I just think Cook is staying.
He is still a play maker. Not worth the money, but still can make plays.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 11:17 am

MY only issue with this is the way that they want to get the dead cap hits off of the books.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 11:00 am

Cap hit.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:15 am

Tommason leaving vikings hahahahaha

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:17 am

Wow.

Nice.

Crazy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:38 am

Good riddance

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:39 am

BEST NEWS ALL OFF SEASON!!!

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:01 am

Good, he’s a fucking dipshit.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:31 am

Wow. The Denver Gazette must really hate the Broncos and their fans.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 11:48 am

don’t know what zims job title is at Colorado but I hope he has media obligations

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 11:50 am

Zim might kill that fucker if he ever meets him again. I would if I were Zim. Posted his kid’s death certificate, what a fuck stick.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 11:56 am

That would be hilarious.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:34 am

Technically, this isn’t personal news, but professional news, since journalism is his profession.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 12:50 pm

Minnesota’s gain is Denver’s loss.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:03 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:09 am

Yeah, ton of rookies the last few years are older than usual with the extra year of eligibility for covid, I think Surratt was 25 when he got drafted by the Vikings.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 10:17 am

Surrat what a waste of a pick

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:22 am

That’s one pick I hated right away, and I usually tried to defend Rick. Surrat looked awful in the college tape I watched on him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 12:29 pm

I hated the Mond pick more than maybe any pick ever.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 12:54 pm

Such a bad pick.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 12:56 pm

I was for drafting a QB but once I watched his games I hated it

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:57 am

Good for him. Bad decision, everyone was participating, a horrible accident occurred. No reason for him to go to jail, IMO.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 10:00 am

I mean, I don’t know the specifics, but the University employee driving the other vehicle was drunk when she crashed and caused the deaths of several people, not him.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 10:01 am

I agree.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 10:02 am

They were racing, allegedly. I figured some prosecutor who wants to run for public office in the near future was going to bring charges to make a name for their self. It wouldn’t be the first time.

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 9:46 am

Parris Campbell has a market value of 2.5m

Former 2nd round pick had trouble staying healthy his first 3 years… and has had an absolute shitshow of QBs.

Elite 10yd split…would be a great one to bring into the Mix.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:55 am

KAMs type

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:59 am

That’s why i said what i did skolly

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:59 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 10:00 am

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:03 am

Man, I’d head butt that dude right on the bridge of his nose if he did that shit to me.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 10:08 am

I started watching Gordon Ramsey last summer a bit, and he is kind of hilarious. Calls it like it is.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 10:10 am

Yep, he’s an asshole, of course I’m a huge fan

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:33 pm

You’re an ASSHOLE!!!

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 1:33 pm

We didn’t even need the poll.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:00 am

Still very young, drafted in 2019. Sign the man.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 10:08 am

College Highlights.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:08 am

Last season

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:03 am

NFL is such a bunch of greedy whores.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:43 am

He’s got wheels, I give him that….

NoDakRube
16 March 2023 9:43 am

Ever since Mick said

“Ben’s an asshole and thats O.K.”

I have had this stupid song in my head to sharing it all with you.
From the Monte Python.

Monty Python – Lumberjack Song – YouTube

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 March 2023 9:46 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:47 am

This is what i think about is on the other side of ben’s screen.

Dennis Leary

LOLOLOL

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:01 am

I do like Dennis Leary, Rescue Me was very good.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 10:06 am

Sounds just like what Dennis Leary would say.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:13 am

LOL, I also have to admit I always laugh at the line “sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces” in that song. I really am an asshole.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 10:18 am

I did too.

Whole song is funny.

Good thing you don’t have son’s or you’d be sending them running into fences as well.

Shaking your head calling them dumbasses.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:19 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:50 am

Yeah but I work with handicapped people so it makes me kinda feel bad

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 1:10 pm

Skoloholics is considered work?

I work with handicapped people

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:47 am

Thats a good one too.

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 9:37 am

Special Day today

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:21 am

Why?
Did we sign another TE?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
16 March 2023 10:27 am

3:16

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:29 am

Tim Tebow day?

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 9:29 am

good read.

Fuck Rick and Zim.

Vikings display their relationship with Gophers at UMN’s Pro Day

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:32 am

They shouldn’t be spending their time at a loser CFB teams pro day. They should be landing FAs and not waiting till 9PM at night

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:33 am

Well, since they are NOT worried about signing FA’s, they might as well have fun somewhere……

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:33 am

Yeah I’m sure they skipped Nebraska’s

They shouldn’t be spending their time at a loser CFB teams pro day

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:34 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:36 am

Lol

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:34 am

Wrong answer.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 10:04 am

Can’t read w/o a subscription. Highlights?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 10:07 am

rick and zimdumdum

didn’t even goto the pro day for the school 10 miles away.

KO and KAM invite them to TC and what not and are involved.

Fleck likes it.

basically they aren’t snubbing the D1 school 10 miles away.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:29 am

Got it. Thanks.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 11:40 am

I’m pretty sure that it also says “Fuck the Packers” somewhere in there.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:26 am

On a side note, Neither the Packers nor the Jets have leverage in this situation. Rodgers admitting wanting to go to Jets. Jets all in. However, Packers want him gone and have zero interest in bringing him back.

I don’t get it. Packers aren’t getting a first round pick for Rodgers

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:27 am

No.

and they shouldn’t.

Jets have leverage LOL. Not the pack.

Dude says he doesnt want to play for you and. YOU owe him 100m.

no leverage for GB

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:28 am

Exactly, media making it seem like Packers in control and they’re “we have until the draft to trade him” nonsnese

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:28 am

thats because the media/NFL love GB.

If I’m the Jets im offering a 3rd. LOL

manly-purple
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:29 am

conditional 4th, that could go up to a 3rd or a 2nd depending on playing time. Maybe a future pick if stays 2 years.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:44 am

Should just offer Zach the milfslayer for Rodgers strait up

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:47 am

I want the Motherlover sitting in the same room as white laced Cousins.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 10:02 am

LOL, that would be something

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:29 am

They actually have until September before they owe him anything so they could wait until somebody gets hurt.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:28 am

Yep, Jets have every ounce of leverage here, there is NO reason for them to overpay.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:29 am

I guess with the way his contract is structured, they potentially don’t owe him anything until the season starts. What they were talking about on the radio is the Packers could play hardball and tell the Jets, if you don’t want to pay up we’ll just keep him until another team loses their QB.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:30 am

Yeah not until week 1 they owe him

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:30 am

IMO rodgers plays for Jets or retires

manly-purple
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:32 am

What’s the best scenario for the Packers? Would they rather he be traded or retire (contract wise)?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 9:35 am

both are bad.

if he retires they can try to get money back.

if he’s traded its still a huge dead hit.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 9:39 am

Trade they have 40m dead.

Cut/Retire its 99m dead.

They guaranteed 150m to a 40 year old QB last offseason.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:39 am

Gute dum dum

manly-purple
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:47 am

Yikes. Then the Jets have all the leverage. “Here’s a 7th.”

Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 9:47 am

Pretty much.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:36 am

0% chance he retires. No way in hell he’s gonna play second fiddle to Brady going into the hall of fame. Not happening. Rodgers is all ego.

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:46 am

Very true. Which would be great if they don’t trade him then, because he’ll be a pain for them this offseason and still kill their cap.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
16 March 2023 9:50 am

Oh, I agree. I’ve said all along that the best thing would be for Rodgers to stay in Green Bush & force their hand on his contract.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:31 am

Yeah, and have a complete circus of a training camp/preseason, I don’t see them doing that but they could

 if you don’t want to pay up we’ll just keep him until another team loses their QB.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:35 am

Yup, that would be a class A cluster fuck in training camp if they kept him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:30 am

I could be wrong but I don’t think Rodgers said he doesn’t want to play for packers, I think he said they don’t want him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:31 am

Correct.

Per Rodgers.

It doesn’t give GB leverage though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:32 am

Yeah I agree, it does the opposite of giving them leverage because they can’t tell potential team to give up more or they’ll just keep him, everyone now knows the Packers don’t want him, which immediately reduces his trade value.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:33 am

He also said his intention is to play for the Jets. Not that he will only play for the Jets.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:27 am

The Jets should meet with Lamar today. If nothing else but to make Gute nervous.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:37 am

Nobody meeting with Lamar. Ravens will match regardless

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:38 am

Maybe they would, but at least make the Packers think you have at least some option other than Rodgers.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:42 am

I don’t think they will if some team is stupid enough to offer 5/250 mil gtd. Its a weird thing though, teams don’t want to sign him to an offer sheet Baltimore is likely to match and he won’t sign an offer sheet that is equal to or even just slightly better than what Baltimore offered. Most likely he plays on the tag this year at 32 mil, and next year on the tag again at 38.4. He likely is physically close to or already broken down by then and the Ravens move on.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:29 am

comment image

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:21 am

What is the human missile, I mean Sendejo up to these days? Re-pairing him with Hitman in Flores’s defense may be fun.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:28 am

He old. Should retire.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
16 March 2023 9:30 am

He’s only a year or two older than Hitman isn’t he?

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:33 am

Sooo like 35 or 36? Just looked it up..35…yeah no

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:19 am

Stuff I’m reading on Davenport is he’ll take over Tomlinson’s role. They could end keeping both Hunter and Z

Z-Davenport-Phillips-Hunter

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:21 am

Where are you reading this? Tomlinson is a 325 lb run stuffer, Davenport is a 265 lb pass rusher, it makes zero sense that Davenport would take over Tomlinson’s role.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:22 am

Just throwing shit against the wall to see what will stick.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:22 am

I’ll find it and post. Not saying that’s what they should do but was gaining steam. Might’ve been Nick Olsen

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:23 am

Sounds like the Vikings trying to make people think they’re going to keep him to maximize his trade value. If the league thinks you are for sure dumping him the price drops.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:24 am

I mean, on purely pass rushing downs it makes some sense, but overall it would not be ideal to replace your fat run stuffer guy with a 265 lb edge player.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:24 am

Yeah it was pass rushing downs. Tonga the run stuffer

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:25 am

Gotcha, that makes sense

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:23 am

He probable meant as a DE.

Flores defenses have had a quicker DE to go with a big NT and a big DE on the other side.

With Hunter/Davenport both having success with their hands in the dirt I see that on pass rushing down’s having all 3… Hunter, Z, and Davenport on the field causing a lot of havoc.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:24 am

Yeah that might have been what it was

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:25 am

So replacing Tomlinson with Davenport would not accomplish this, they’d have two quicker DEs and no big DE.

Flores defenses have had a quicker DE to go with a big NT and a big DE on the other side.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:26 am

I understand that.

Give the lad a break when he says silly things.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:27 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:41 am

Reservation Dogs is a GREAT show!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:22 am

Yes.

Hunter and Davenport with hand in the dirt as a DE.

May even draft a guy like Bresee to be that quicker bigger DE.

Would like to see them draft Mazi Smith as a NT.

You don’t get Smith and Bresee in the draft though.

Wrenage
16 March 2023 9:17 am

Can we say Wordle here or is there a rule against it?

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 9:18 am

Northwoods
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 9:20 am

I think you can say it, just don’t DO it.

stuman55
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 9:21 am

take your wordle and shove it up your butt

Wrenage
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 10:10 am

That’s what I thought. By asking, I avoided a virtual beating!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 March 2023 9:22 am

Wordle the other day was surly, I wonder if he did it that day

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:13 am

Zeke’s last play as a Cowgirl
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freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:19 am

i remember watching them set up for this play thinking oh man this is gonna be such a good and fun play to watch and then laughing my head off at how it unfolded.

stupid cowboys

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 March 2023 9:20 am

But Kellen Moore is a genius and should be a head coach.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 11:36 am

According to Mike McCarthy, all Kellen Moore wants to do is score points.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 11:37 am

Why on earth would you want to do something crazy like that?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 11:42 am

lol…I know right? They were ripping Fat Bastard on NFL Radio after he said that’s why he let Moore go as the OC. He was trying to make the point they should have run the ball more and given the defense more time to rest between series. But he came off as a complete idiot who was throwing his OC under the bus. For goodness sakes, he’s the HC…if he wanted to run the ball more, then put your foot down and run the football. But to suggest it was a bad thing that Kellen Moore wanted to score early and often just came out as a very stupid comment.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 11:48 am

So, if a running back gets the ball, breaks outside, and has a wide open swath to the end zone, he should go down after 10 yards? What a dipshit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
16 March 2023 12:31 pm

They were ripping Fat Bastard

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 8:56 am

We’ll see lots of action. I don’t see Cook & Smith returning on their existing contracts.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 8:59 am

Ya, I can see Smith re-negotiating his deal, he wants to retire in Minny & he’s at the tail end of his career. Cook will be gone, he’ll want to maximize his cash now while he still can.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:06 am

harrison for sure coming back
cook gone
big Z gone

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
16 March 2023 9:19 am

I think Z might stay now. Davenport going to replace Tomlinson

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:29 am

Vikes have all control. He signed the deal. I hate these players that B&M about their deals. Dont sign multiple year deals then.

Make the clown play or he can sit at home with no paycheck

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:50 am

Massage a fart from my ass, I wouldn’t give him any more money just for being a little baby for whatever reason he feels entitled.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:51 am

Tell him to move to SF and get his 5 mill in reparations for being so disadvantaged.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 10:05 am

That’s actually a smart move, I might have my hands and face/head tatted dark brown and move their so I can get my 5 mil.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 11:07 am

Davenport is an OLB in this scheme, not a DE/DT like Tomlinson was. We have eight OLB’s on the roster now BTW. This site seems to update pretty frequently. Not sure why they’re showing Willekes as a FA still, but for the most part it’s very accurate.

https://www.ourlads.com/nfldepthcharts/depthchart/MIN

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
16 March 2023 11:12 am

I disagree.

Z is a traditional OLB

Hunter and Davenport are 4-3 DE.

They do very well with their hands in the dirt. They’re too fast for G to handle and do well against the T.

Having one of these guys with Z behind em would be a scary situation for the OL.

annnnnnd then…… the Flores scheme usually has a traditional 3-4DE which is usually that guy around 300lbs and they have the quicker fast DE. this is where Hunter and Davenport can fit in depending on the down.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 11:35 am

The Vikings have Davenport slated as an Outside linebacker.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:10 am

Thye need to bring in a WR… Liek Parris Campbell

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 8:58 am

I think Z Smith gets traded or cut, Smith will take a pay cut and stay, Cook I have no clue. This is my opinion, I am not stating as fact.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 8:59 am

I agree with these. I think Cook will be gone, but he may surprise us & come back on a reduced contract. Highly unlikely, though, IMO.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:07 am

Yeah, I don’t see why you’d sign Mattison to a 2 year 7 mil deal to come back and play 20% of snaps but who knows, KAM has been kinda screwy so far this offseason with what he’s doing.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:09 am

Cook will be gone, IMO. They’ll bring in a mid-tier guy to be the second half of a committee with Mattison.

Maybe Ezekiel Elliott?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:17 am

I’d rather they just draft someone in the 6th/7th round and have a rotation with Chandler, rookie, Mattison than sign a FA.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:24 am

Like MO.

he can get the tough yards.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:30 am

I’d be cool with that.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:20 am

Cooks dead. Whether we get draft compensation or not is the question

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 March 2023 9:46 am

With how much ded cap the Vikings have to eat, I think they could get something for him, like a 6th round pick, maybe more though, IDK.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:11 am

If Cook is smart and sees the deals being given out to RBs and how many are available right now, he’d be dumb not to accept some sort of pay cut. He could take a pay cut and still earn more than what he will on the open market.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:12 am

I agree with you, but we all have egos, and an ego can prevent us from making the smartest decision.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:14 am

I don’t even know if it’ll be an option for him….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:16 am

Might not be, but if the Vikings want to bring another back in, why wouldn’t they approach Cook first. I’m guessing they have an amount they are comfortable or able to pay this year. Offer that to Cook and if he says no, so be it. If he accepts it, great.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:17 am

I think they may go the Chandler/Mattison route.

I’m not 100% sure though.. Does Cook come down to make Mattison money?

What I mean is will Cook take a deal just like Mattison did?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:19 am

Unknown if he will or if the Vikings even want him to. They might be happy with what they have and plan on drafting another. My only point is that they should at least ask him to take a pay cut before cutting him if they plan on signing somebody. You aren’t out anything if he says no. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:24 am

He dalvin…

I know you’re due 14m this year.

but were gonna offer you 2/7m.

LOL

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:26 am

Hey Dalvin, we can’t afford to pay you 14m this year but how about 2 for 10? RBs are making 2-3 on the open market, there’s about 20 available right now and the draft has a lot as well. Would you like to stay in MN or make even less to hopefully land a gig somewhere else?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 March 2023 9:27 am

too much LOL

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:31 am

Yeah, make up whatever number. I just threw something there as an example.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:30 am

He’s worth more than Mattison. If he plays for $7 million a year, I’d keep him. Otherwise, take the dead cap hit & move on.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:33 am

I dont think that the vikings want to pay that position that much money.

Doesn’t matter what Cook is worth.

I don’t think the team wants to dump 10m+ into RB Salaries.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:53 am

Better than $14 million for one dude. Cook still has playmaker ability, so might be worth it to keep him, but don’t want to pay too much.

I think he’ll be gone, TBH. I think the odds of Cook & the Vikes agreeing on a number are slim to none.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:10 am

Z smith is too good to be cut and not receive comp for.

He’ll either stay…or be traded. I”d say trade.d

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:17 am

If he’s so good the Packers would have traded instead of cutting him last offseason.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:24 am

They owed him a shitload of money if i remember correctly.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:20 am

Z gonna stay now

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 March 2023 9:31 am

Traded, most likely. The Vikes need picks.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:31 am

JacksonVike
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 March 2023 9:38 am

Spaceballs auto Rec

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 March 2023 9:53 am

Awesome show, just watched it with kiddo a few weeks ago.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:10 am

If Z wants out (and not just more $$) then let him walk. Think he’d give 100% if we make him stay?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 March 2023 9:16 am

I don’t think he gave 100% last year, only games he seemed really motivated were against the FTP.

Mick
Mick
16 March 2023 8:48 am

If the vikings don’t want to spend big at S for like…CGJ….

Lonnie Johnson would be a nice consolation prize.

stuman55
16 March 2023 8:44 am

Cook likely gone? Sad state of affairs, however having the best RB in the league has not proven to win championships, so it’s a necessary move. Hopefully he goes to a full-blown contender and gets a chance.

I see yesterday Lifer finally responded to the gun control question but in typical fashion rather than forming a coherent rebuttal to my statement he says I’m brainwashed from watching right-wing media, or something like that, so I guess I’ve been got? Not sure but you would think for someone who is the “correct” one in the argument would be able to prove why that’s so, rather than make bogus accusations… idk… been a weird trend the last few years.

Ben’s summary was good, however it must need a correction; Stu KNOWS tark was/is overrated, and also that five should come back around to spice it up a bit on a slow day.

I don’t think Mattison will be a great #1, but good committee.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
16 March 2023 8:47 am

I’m literally laughing my ass off at me desk right now

but in typical fashion rather than forming a coherent rebuttal to my statement he says I’m brainwashed from watching right-wing media

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:03 am

If heard better disses from grade school children. This comment certainly reads like one wrote it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:07 am

Whoa now, I’ll admit to the whore part but I’m no asshole.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
16 March 2023 9:45 am

I would think someone on the left would be celebrating an asshole whore. Isn’t that their whole schtick?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 March 2023 9:50 am

LOL, so tue

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 8:55 am

LOL, now I’m laughing at this

at best you’re a misinformed peasant regurgitating false facts spoon fed to you.

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
16 March 2023 9:20 am

Lol

There’s a lot of differences between you and I, ME being the misinformed “peasant” and the -only- one “regurgitating false facts spoon fed to me” certainly ain’t one of them.

I’ll take a page from your book; why you don’t ask Don Lemon/Rachel Maddow/Chris Cuomo how you are supposed to respond to my climate change post below. They’ll scream that it’s “Fact” because temps rose by half a degree last decade and you, of course, will “regurgitate” it.

I’d still have a beer with ya tho, because I don’t get caught up in my feelings about things. That’s probably the real difference between you and I.

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