Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 26 Jul 2023

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Holy crap, Hrbert’s deal! This puts a bit of stress on the Vikings’ long-term decision at quarterback. What will they decide to do with Kirk? If they want to try to re-sign him, this has to make his price tag much higher than it would have been a couple months ago. If they are intending to move on with somoene other than Mullens, then they’d better get busy finding him.

If they don’t extend Cousins, then they’ll be heading into the draft with an obvious gaping hole at the game’s most important position. That isn’t a great position to be in, the Vikings tried that in 2011 and as you’ll recall, it didn’t go so well, although it did provide us with this gif.

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Minnesota Vikings News:

Justin Hrbert and the Chargers agreed to a deal that makes Hrbert the highest paid player ever in the NFL, per the USA Today.

From CBS Sports, Sean Payton rips the NFL’s gambling policy after a slew of suspensions were handed out. Payton always has some crap to whine about any time something happens to his team. I dunno, if the policy specifically says not to gamble on sports, then I’d probably……I dunno……NOT GAMBLE ON SPORTS. I just don’t like Sean Payton, I’m still pissed from 2009-10.

From SI.com, Justin Fields ranks AHEAD of Trevor Lawrence in the NFL’s top 100 list. LOL.

Danielle Hunter reported to training camp, but is not expected to be a full participant, according to TwinCities.com.

Danielle Hunter reported to training camp and KAM made some interesting comments regarding Hunter’s contract situation, from SI.com. I wouldn’t be shocked to see Hunter traded at some point priro to the season. This could also be the GM jockeying for position in contract negotations. Who knows?

Youth combined with experience, CBS Sports analyzes the Vikings’ safety room.

On Lunchbreak at Vikings.com, The Athletic spotlights 7 position battles in Vikings training camp.

Vikings GM Kwesi-Adofo Mensah addressed the Jordan Addison speeding incident, from SI.com.

Video of the Day:

Harrison Smith talks about learning a new defensive system, shares his thoughts on the new Quarterback series, and much more!

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Lifer
Admin
26 July 2023 6:59 pm

Senate hearing today they confessed there have been UFO crashes and non human biologicals were piloting the crafts. Did not have that on my bingo card today. Now…back to more important matters, the Cousins debate.

https://twitter.com/rainmaker1973/status/1684313649911824387?s=61&t=MSJjCAC7RYtUNOadOBqDvw

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 8:57 am

Experimental aircraft crashed in a cow pasture = ‘non-human’ biologics.

Surly Viking
Admin
26 July 2023 6:04 pm

a bit warm today. Again.

Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 5:29 pm

WTF?
Manatee dies at Florida aquarium after ‘high intensity sexual behavior’ with brother

https://www.yahoo.com/news/manatee-dies-florida-aquarium-high-181738400.html

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 5:04 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
26 July 2023 5:01 pm

600 Posts?!?!?

One would think something Football related happened today.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
26 July 2023 5:03 pm

580+ KC comments. The usual.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
26 July 2023 5:04 pm

I spark convos what can I say 🙂

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 4:50 pm

Diggs was WR4 or 5 coming out of camp

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 5:05 pm

Stoppppppop being so optimistic! Let me wallow in doom

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 6:33 pm

The breaking news story I broke 2 months ago was that Nailor put on 10 lbs muscle and kept his speed. He was a skinny minny coming out of college so now he’s a grown ass man. He’ll be a factor this year.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 8:36 pm

KJ*

benjammin
Admin
26 July 2023 4:44 pm

The douche redid his deal

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 4:47 pm

LOL…..

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 5:06 pm

That isn’t very douche like

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 6:35 pm

or two….these mother fucking….

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NoDakRube
26 July 2023 4:02 pm

I was going to post this below but if I am doing real math I need to post it where there is a chance it might be read.

We have had Cousins 5 years now and have not made it to the NFC championship game. Every year we would have a theoretical 1 in 8 chance of making it.

The theoretical probability of us going 0 for 5 when we have a 1 in 8 yearly chance is 51.3%.

If we miss the NFC championship game this year that stat is 44.9%.

So up until this year, the statistics would have slightly favored us NOT making an NFC championship game.

Might be interesting only to me…I try to view the world objectively….

Now, the Cousins detractors would point out he has been in the NFC 11 seasons and is 0 for 11 in making the championship game, the theoretical odds of that happening are 23%. But Washington is and was a dumpster fire so I don’t pay that much attention.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
26 July 2023 4:48 pm

Kirk haters:

If we win and Kirk did good , Kirk sucked but rest of team dominated that’s why we won. We lose and Kirk does well, all Kirks fault. Rest of team is blameless

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 4:59 pm

This is the way we do it here.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 5:16 pm

And the Crusaders will never blame Kirk.
For anything.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
26 July 2023 4:51 pm

Why 1 in 8 chance?

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 5:53 pm

I’m curious as to the reasoning, as well.

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
26 July 2023 9:46 pm

When you roll a die, your chances of rolling a 6 are 1:6. It doesn’t matter if you just rolled 50000 consecutive 6s, your next roll is still a 1:6 chance. Past performance has no bearing on future results.

norseman1
norseman1
26 July 2023 3:45 pm

My cell screams at me.
Excessive heat warning!
No shit, Sherlock.

Lifer
Admin
26 July 2023 3:39 pm

Fixing my Breville auto tea pot. Seems I’ve found the issue….fuse relay is corroded. Lucky for me my friends in China sent me a new one to replace it.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:45 pm

Well, now that you are retired, you will have more time to drink tea and get hard while watching Rachel Maddow re-runs….

I kid!!!!

Congrats on fixing your tea pot, and congrats on your retirement…I expect you to be a 12 handicapper by the end of next summer.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
26 July 2023 3:54 pm

Lol….man those “thick black frames” get me every time. Cue ZZ-Top! Turn it up!!

*honesty check…played yesterday tore my scorecard up after a 47 on the first 9. Was 3 over through 6 then shit myself.

“Rachel’s like…what did you say”?

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MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:46 pm

Nice! Now I have a chubby.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 4:18 pm

LOL 5 would’ve had a field day with this

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 6:37 pm

yup…already know what he would say….”Lifer’s probably at the teapot factory”

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 9:48 pm

Strapped to the back of a sea turtle, you’ll get it in 12 weeks

benjammin
Admin
26 July 2023 3:29 pm

Summary:

Wrenage reports the hitman arrived to camp on a motorized scooter, provides visual evidence

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooong Kirk Cousins debate involving NVF, Lifer, BSF, Jro, Skolly, bow, but not Kfey

VP was looking forward to bedtime at 7:30am

Golf discussion

DE played dickout with his brothers

Politics discussion involving MP, Bow, benjammin, DE, GF, JacksonVike, NVF,

Skolly welcomes Lifer to tot he club, whatever that is

VikesfaninSC stimulates actual football discussion

More Kirk discussion and at this point its not even 9 am

BSF seems to be struggling with whether Kirk Sucks or is awesom

Northwoods prefers to take his sausages maple flavored

Mjolnir wishes Mick a happy 80th birthday, that’s pretty amazing considering he isn’t around because his wife is expecting

More politics

MT posts picture of shouse to show off what a rich gouger he is

More Kirk discussion, this time it is the author of the summary’s fault, dumbass

Bow reports the sky is blue

Skolly lists his grievances with KAM, which include not extending Darrisaw even though league rules prohibit him from being extended, football knowledge be damned skolly gonna post hawt taeks

foreskinface is convinced

MT thinks you’re all dying to know about his pickup breaking down and internet mesh

Mjonlir is practicing joints later

Fed raised rates again, politics/econ discussion

Surly avoided the Kirk discussion today

For reasons completely unknown to anyone, Brad initiated NBA discussion

I’m 100% certain there will be more Kirk discussion this afternoon/evening

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 4:17 pm

Lol

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 5:55 pm

Great Job as always.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 9:51 pm

F’n awesome as usual

DE Viking
26 July 2023 3:24 pm

Here’s some nostalgia for the old time Vikings fans.

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DE Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 3:24 pm

.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 3:30 pm

Look cool, but some of those old timers dealt with dimentia, alz and ALS. Sad

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 3:32 pm

Yeah.
It was a much different league back then.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:58 pm

NBA?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 3:03 pm

Yeah…never heard of it. Did hear a soccer guy from France got a billion to play for some sheiks. Here we’re worried about a few mill for Kirky chains.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 3:29 pm

National Butthead Association

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 3:01 pm

He’s good not great IMO and I follow NBA. Not even the best player on the celtics which is funny.

All guaranteed too which is nuts.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 2:51 pm

Gamer

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 2:54 pm

I ate at the restaurant in the Vikings hotel by their practice field.
Was decent.
They make a great old fashioned.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:55 pm

Omni?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 2:58 pm

Yeah. KYNDRED HEARTH was the name of the restaurant. They also have a pretty cool bar area called ember and ice.

Linky below

https://www.omnihotels.com/hotels/viking-lakes-minnesota/dining/ember-and-ice

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:00 pm

Nice I heard it was good too

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:15 pm

I really like the Union 32 Crafthouse. Multiple in house beers on tap and very good wings.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Surly Viking
26 July 2023 3:27 pm

I’ve been over there a few times. I currently live pretty close to Eagan.

Northwoods
Reply to  Surly Viking
26 July 2023 9:54 pm

I’m starting to dislike going to a “brewery” to find out they have a lot of other breweries’ beer, but none of their own.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 8:40 pm

What Bourbon tickled your fancy?

Surly Viking
Admin
26 July 2023 2:46 pm

Been a busy day.
Checked back in to see if I missed any good things or funny hump day gifs.

Instead, I see more Kirk discussion.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:44 pm

Anything over 85 I DETEST.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 2:45 pm

correct

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:44 pm

100 degrees is gross.

80s all the way with sun and a light breeze.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:47 pm

Way to hot. I like 65 and sunny

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:55 pm

Heat only good if you live on an island or next to the ocean

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:57 pm

When you get elevated dew points it’s nasty.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 3:14 pm

I would choose cold over heat. I can dress for the cold. The only part I don’t like about the winter is how short the days get.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 9:55 pm

And you call yourself an ice fisherman?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:45 pm

Going to Williston tonight to watch baseball, but it won’t be that hot….Yikes!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:46 pm

Toasty 94 here in NC. Cut the grass this morning before it got too hot.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:21 pm

Doing your best Skolly impression today I see.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:40 pm

Flipping between this site and porn hub yours wasn’t posted yet.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:42 pm

Heh heh Lifer posts are the best any more.

I’ve been known to look like that when I want to biopsy something in the middle of the back and ask the techs to have the patient on their side and they ask “left side or right side”?

See, the joke is that I f up right and left all the time in the real world because I am so used to dictating side on xrays.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 2:48 pm

I bet that’s hilarious, just freeze and look at them lol….

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:52 pm

The gummies kicked in hard.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:26 pm

Just giving you a hard time, it was pretty much at the same time.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:47 pm

LOL

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:24 pm

LOL….
Look for the media and the dems to say McConnell needs to resign.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:26 pm

Well yeah. I agree.

But the left will have a cow over this while ignoring Briben.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:38 pm

No Feinstein tops list and then there’s a couple dozen more that need to go from both sides.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:13 pm

I won’t disagree with that. 1 term for Senate, 3, maybe 4 for House.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 3:57 pm

I thought that for years. Then I had to go to the hill and deal with the professional staffers – the biggest assholes on the earth!

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 4:05 pm

This is a good point…the congress persons aren’t the only problem…the staffers wield a lot of power.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:59 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:14 pm

I agree with all of those recommendations, we would be a better nation.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:28 pm

Ben’s sex doll accidentally got confused with the real deal.

manly-purple
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:41 pm

Why is nobody mentioning the possibility that…

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benjammin
Admin
26 July 2023 2:20 pm

Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:18 pm

The Fed sucks

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:21 pm

Correct, but what they do this time?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:21 pm

raised rates….again.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:22 pm

Well, yeah that’s gonna keep happening to fight inflation.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:30 pm

Yeah, its coming at some point

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:25 pm

No no no.
Biden fixed everything you idiot.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:26 pm

But I want to borrow lots of money cheaply and spend it on hookers and blow

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:28 pm

Well, I was thinking about maybe buying a Tesla Cybertruck when they come out, looks like instead I’ll be saving up for a year or two to pay cash.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:32 pm

A guy down the street has a Rivian. He’s divorced and uses it to pick up and bang the local divorced soccer moms.
Suburbs are more my speed these days

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:35 pm

Those things are too pricy for me and I’m not looking to bang other soccer moms. I’ve read the Tesla pickup will be in the range of 45-50k when it rolls out.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:39 pm

Give or take 100% inflation in price.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:40 pm

Wow. Just looked at the price tag. Start at mid 70s and go waaay up.
Although I hear regular ole pick ups are expensive as fuck these days too.

I’ll just keep the road bike and the Traverse.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:43 pm

My plain Jane 2021 F-150 was over 60. So I doubt a Tesla pickup will run 45. I could be wrong, it happens from time to time.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 2:46 pm

I don’t get truck prices these days.
I do like my new electric bike.
it even has a throttle if I’m feeling really lazy.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:03 pm

The new e-bikes are pretty sweet. We are getting one to donate at the hospital fundraiser next year.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 3:05 pm

I have a great time with mine. Although it has made me really lazy and I don’t ride my regular road bike as much anymore.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 4:27 pm

Probably be around 50 I’m guessing for a base model

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 3:34 pm

But Lifer says Biden stopped inflation.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 2:26 pm

They had to…wage growth is paralyzing the service industries. Someone on hear posted that they were giving employees a 7% raise a couple of weeks ago and the employees were not happy.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 3:03 pm

We should bring in truck loads of immigrants to Montana and North Dakota to compete for jobs and lower the wages.

Problem solved!

Right? Right?!

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:06 pm

The GC throwing up our trusses has been delayed waiting for the guys to help him to complete a cell phone tower…we joked that he needed to find some Mexicans (RACIST!) to do the job in record time.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 3:09 pm

My brother owns a construction business in both Colorado and here in MN.

easily most of the siding and roofers are from Mexico or latin america.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:16 pm

I have nothing against folks who are willing and able to work hard…too many pampered dead beat Americans….IF YOU DON”T WORK YOU DON”T EAT.;

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:23 pm

Cut it

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:33 pm

KFEY93
26 July 2023 2:16 pm

Interesting convo about how sports affects testosterone in athletes as well as fans and how it can affect our bonds and moods. I think some here have acquired a little too strong a bond for a certain player. Convo starts at 1:30

Mjolnir
26 July 2023 1:57 pm

RIP

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 2:24 pm

RIP

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
26 July 2023 3:05 pm

56. Committed suicide apparently. Sons death broke her and she was tired of the pain.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:17 pm

My age…I will not speak ill of the dead so I will not say anything.

benjammin
Admin
26 July 2023 1:43 pm

Just and FYI: Darrisaw isn’t eligible for a contract extension until after the upcoming season so KAM isn’t costing the team any cap space by not extending him right this minute.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 1:44 pm

Wrong, KAM dumb dumb. Rules be damned, he should be extending everybody below market rate.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 1:49 pm

That’s it, KAM sucks, cut him

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:48 pm

Best comment of the day

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 3:07 pm

He will need to cut himself.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:16 pm

Wario can do it.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:11 pm

Yeah.
Don’t let facts dictate your posts.
Just post uniformed drivel to further your narrative.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 3:08 pm

Assume the worst cause you have a small brain works well for you doesn’t it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 3:08 pm

Wasn’t my point but naturally people assume it.

Never said he should extend Darrisaw or inferred such, what I mean was simply the market for all these positions is going up, hence why he should get deals done now with the ones he can do to have a little margin for guys like Darrisaw next year.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 3:24 pm

I didn’t say you, it was reference to skoly

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:36 pm

He got tired of Skolly’s negative attitude and left.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 2:49 pm

Naw he’s bored of the same sh** everyday on here. Legit groundhogs day on here this offseason.

Felt that recently too. Take some time off and come back when the season starts where we can get some new discussions going.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 3:17 pm

Just giving you a hard time.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:42 pm

probably in his chicken coop tossing off to his Tim Walz poster

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:55 pm

Think he is still waiting for the wife to take the bun out of the oven

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:29 pm

Maybe a joint practice, what you thinking?

Mjolnir
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 1:30 pm

I have joint practice later this evening….

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 1:31 pm

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:52 pm

^^my position coaches

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 2:12 pm

LOL…
Well, they know their stuff….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:22 pm

Book it ladies and gents. I’m telling you he’s beating out Cine. Flores praise for Mettelus too

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:24 pm

Dude, Cine is coming of a bad injury and they just showed up to camp yesterday. Take a deep breath and a chill pill.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 1:26 pm

I’m just saying. I hated the Cine pick from Day 1. Should’ve drafted Hamilton at 14 or whatever spot we were in.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 1:27 pm

I’m scared for Mettelus now.
Every time Skolly makes a prediction, the opposite happens.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:30 pm

Lol… then I hope the opposite happens here…

Boooooook it. This is Kirk Cousins last season in Minny. He’s donzo and moving on!

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:57 pm

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lol. no.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:06 pm

Only if that means the Kirk debate ends

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:18 pm

50% of my angst is because Im just ready for the convo to be done. Half a decade of this. Stale, old, repetitive talk about one player. We need something to rally us together and that will either be a sb run (lol) or something fresh.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:35 pm

The Kirk debate will never end.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:39 pm

I’ve always liked Metellus, he’s played well when given the opportunity and he’s a ST stud.

norseman1
norseman1
26 July 2023 1:18 pm

Twins blow a late 6-2 lead and lose. But hey, they only SO 18 times.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:23 pm

Why i can’t watch.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:41 pm

It’s only 2 per inning.

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:27 pm

They lead the league by a wide margin and are on pace to shatter the record for team hitting Ks.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 1:40 pm

Yeah, I was there, it sucked. The bullpen was a joke.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
26 July 2023 1:54 pm

They suck.
Contract them.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:16 pm

Lol he sure backed off the “dog emergency” excuse

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:24 pm

This does concern me.
If you are going to come up with a lame “it’s the dog” excuse, what does that say about him personally?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:30 pm

It tells me he is a 21 year old who panicked when he got caught breaking the rules. If he owns what he did now and doesn’t do it again, I’ll give him a break.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 10:03 pm

Yup x2

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:45 pm

Addison sucks.
Cut him.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:57 pm

You and everyone else needs to move the fuck on.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:15 pm

Diggs is content again

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:17 pm

Until a game goes by and he doesn’t get enough balls.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 1:25 pm

Yep.
He will diva again. At some point.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 1:41 pm

I’ve never had the need for more than two.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:15 pm

What do you do with your balls that you would even post this?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:26 pm

Who said we were talking about my balls?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 2:31 pm

I’ve never had the need for more than two.

So apparently you have determined you only need two.
Have you tested one or three balls?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:33 pm

Joke fail

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:55 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:10 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:11 pm

Flores up for questions today

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:51 pm

I kinda like QBs not wanting the extra attention/drama.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:54 pm

I prefer that as well.

MT Viking
26 July 2023 12:21 pm

Cuz I know you guys are just dying to know…

Three weeks ago I mentioned my old F-150 was making a popping and grinding noise in the front end, I thought it might be the CV joint. The stealer mechanic diagnosed the problem as “the vacuum lines to the IWE were chewed away” (not sure what chewed them away) and replaced the vacuum lines and it works great again. Engine vacuum and check solenoids keep the front hubs of the 4WD system from engaging. So the noise I heard was the system engaging as vacuum was lost. That’s why god made mechanics.

I installed a mesh of 5 TP-Link routers to carry wifi out to my shop as well as the new addition. They are working fine so far (obviously the new addition isn’t complete so I haven’t fully tested). I did have to put the router in the main shouse shop in the window so it could talk to the one in the metal shop 40 feet away and get “weak” signal but it is enough to talk to the generator (which essentially sends text messages), a Ring floodlight camera I mounted, and my phone so I can stream YT videos and music. Incredibly I did not lose my temper during the install it was very easy. Now getting the generator to log in to the wifi was a bigger problem, got to spend 90 minutes on hold with a very helpful generac girl who had me putting in IP address numbers – that was not in the setup manual.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 12:27 pm

did you have phone sex with the “generac” girl?
Also, did you mean geriatric?
Hawt

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 2:35 pm

No such luck, we started out with me saying okay I entered wifi setup and she said no you need to listen to me step by step don’t jump ahead. Just like my wedding night, so I liked that. Then she’s like type 192.88.76.4 or some such and I’m like THAT’S NOT in the instructions, and she said it will be okay, you’ll see.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 2:51 pm

You don’t just jump into “Wifi setup”.
SMH.
You got to work on your pre-game.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 3:05 pm

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 10:06 pm

Did she have an Indian accent? Probably hacking you.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 12:28 pm

Huh….I was sure it was the CV joints. Oh well much cheaper fix!

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 12:33 pm

Vikings have spent more cap space money today than any team and they haven’t made a single move.

WTF does this even mean?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:40 pm

Shhhh… quiet… he’s on a roll…

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:45 pm

He means Darrisaw’s value just went up.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
26 July 2023 12:47 pm

Ok.
Well, I guess I get it now. Thanks.
Does it make you smart that you understand Lifer?

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:51 pm

No, it actually scares me.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
26 July 2023 1:00 pm

LOL.
It should.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 1:03 pm

KAMs a cheap SOG

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:15 pm

At this point, any discussions about a Darrisaw contract is dumb.
He is not even eligible for a contract extension.

I know Lifer made the silly post.
But the Vikings can’t have an on going contract extension with every player on the roster.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:16 pm

Yeah I know. But he’s definitely up for one next season and IMO is a LT you don’t let walk

Mjolnir
26 July 2023 11:59 am

Alright….

Time for ‘Hypothetical NFL Cage Match’

Who wins in a cage match between:

Doug Atkins
&
Ed ‘Too Tall’ Jones

(if you don’t know who Atkins is, Google or YouTube him – he was a monster)

I’d take Atkins

Skol

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 12:02 pm

For sure. You remember when Too Tall tried boxing?

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:06 pm

His boxing debut was 3 days before my 1st birthday. So no…. Lol. Thankful for NFL films and the letter I wrote to Steve Sabol as a kid – he sent boxes of videos, many of which I still have. I was learning about Doug Atkins, Hardy Brown and Sammy Baugh as a youngster. Early fuel for my love of the game.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 12:09 pm

Well if you like just plain toughness (and meanness), watch some film of Dick Butkus. Mike Cutis of the Colts was right there too.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:12 pm

Very aware of both – Butkus was a monster. The tape on Mike Curtis is as violent as you’ll see – especially when he leveled a fan who ran on the field. I’ve got hundreds of hours of footage from that era – wife spent good money to have it all moved to DVD a few years ago for my Christmas gift.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:13 pm

I picked Too Tall and Atkins based on similar heights and positions. Mainly the height. And both were bad dudes on the field.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
26 July 2023 12:19 pm

Reminds me. Vikings could use a defender or two like these guys.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:20 pm

Agreed.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 12:01 pm

You couldn’t pay me enough to climb a 45 story crane.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 2:34 pm

I can lift a bucket about 8 feet in the air.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 3:23 pm

I always picture the lift turning into a catapult. I can tell myself over and over that physics says I’m more likely to go straight down but the image of getting launched always sticks with me.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 12:29 pm

Offta, sirens and smoke in the air over NYC, that invokes some feels just for me. Have to imagine people living there had some flash backs. Hope everyone was out of there before the fire got too bad.

freezeyface
26 July 2023 11:45 am

i just read all the kirk stuff in all the comments and i have actually decided to change my opinion and mind on how i think…

some of you have totally swayed my opinion and as crazy as it is to say, i’m convinced!!!!

freezeyface
Reply to  freezeyface
26 July 2023 11:46 am

LOL jk you idiots

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
26 July 2023 11:48 am

Wait a minute I have one more point that might change your mind…..

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 July 2023 12:08 pm

Lol love it

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
26 July 2023 12:00 pm

Didja end up going to Glacier?

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
26 July 2023 3:39 pm

yes i did, where have you been. i messaged you on here like 2 weeks ago haha

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
26 July 2023 1:24 pm

I’m convinced of one thing and one thing only… you’re an idiot

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:20 am

Some of the reasons why I dislike KAM. Some of these may get addressed though, but some won’t. I understand that but here they are:

  1. Draft classes seem very suspect so far, especially with the top picks in the drafts
  2. Playing with fire with Hock. Price going up daily.
  3. Playing with fire with JJ. Price going up daily.
  4. Playing with fire with Darrisaw. Price going up daily.
  5. Seems content with letting a top 10 QB walk who currently has shown zero signs of regressing or aging.
  6. Inconsistent with standing up to players…. plays hardball with Kirk but then lets Z walk for pennies.
  7. Doesn’t seem to have a long term vision. Hasn’t signed anybody long term yet and a lot of players on the FA list next season. I understand most are backups but still you need backups. Is there even a star player on roster inked past 2024-25 season?
  8. Seemed panicky during draft highlight videos. Makes it seem like he doesn’t know what hes doing.

Probably more but thats what I got now

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:24 am

Overall, most of these points are valid.
It’s not time to over react though.

He’s had one year.
And got a 13-4 record out of it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:26 am

Wasn’t his record. I give more credit to KOC for making chicken salad out of chicken 💩

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 11:30 am

Same. I do like KOC a lot thus far.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 12:08 pm

KOC kinda/sorta sucks at play calling IMO.
Not competely dog shit. But has a ways to go.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
26 July 2023 1:07 pm

first year, he’ll improve

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:18 pm

One would hope KOC learned a lot last year.

There are two kinds of OC’s. The first believe their scheme is so good it can beat anyone, and they run “their” plays against any defense. The other, adjusts their scheme based on who they’re playing and looks for weaknesses they can exploit.

I don’t know which KOC is, but my sense is he’s the former.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 1:19 pm

That’s too bad.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 11:32 am

I agree.
But I believe most GM’s are judged by the record.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:30 am

I’m not being unreasonable with those takes but I do understand that he could solve some of those problems in the coming months but as of now… he concerns me.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 12:32 pm

#5 and 6 are extremely unreasonable because they aren’t true or valid complaints imo

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 1:07 pm

Those are very true, how do you refute that?

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 2:00 pm

By naming at least 10 other QBs id rather have right now either for skill level, ceiling or floor or all of the above lol. And he SHOULD be playing hard ball with Kirk, not slobbing on his knob.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:48 am

think the team we fielded last year was basically Rick’s team

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:22 pm

Fair point.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:47 am

Perhaps an add that doesn’t make sense to me.
Believe after Rams won the SB and our missing the playoffs, KOC was brought here to sort of simulate Stafford/Kupp with Kirk/JJ. And really make our passing game shine.
That being so, why in two drafts wouldn’t you doing something about have the two worst pass blocking guards in the league?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:08 pm

Add that to the list

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:34 pm

Incorrect. KOC was not brought there to pair Kirk and JJ at the hip forever. He was here to coach up and see what we could get out of Kirk, that experiment was last season. He was brought in to bring in the QB of the future and an actual franchise QB hand pick him and mold him. This idea that he was brought in to just mirror what the Rams do is just false, he might take parts of their offense with him but he’s not here to do a player for player copy of the team.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:40 pm

Of course it wasn’t just player by player. And certainly he would have to groom a replacement QB.
It was broader. After Zimmer.more offense. And regardless of QB, you can’t have the two worst pass blocking guards in the league in you plan to pass much.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:46 pm

Agreed. Although blindside pressure is always worse, pressure up the middle is basically neck and neck with ruining an offense thats going to be a problem regardless. Will be much easier to get talent there with a Rookie QB cap hit.

I was just pointing out that I disagree with the comparison was Rams bring in stafford with Kupp to win a bowl and the Vikings are like, lets pair Kirk and JJ and win a bowl…that doesnt jive.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 1:06 pm

Unfortunately, KOC sets his pocket up shallow to help his tackles deal with all the tough edge rushers in the league, The downside of this, it doesn’t take much for a guard (or center) to get knocked into the QB’s lap. Guess he figures the lesser of evils.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 2:01 pm

Mobile QB would help that as well. Keenum (a sub par QB to Cousins obviously) took this team deeper than Kirk ever will because scheme, mobility, improve, and his big balls.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 3:23 pm

Why take a discussion where i am talking about guards, and you say you’re tired if Cousins discussions, so you make this a Cousins discussion. Man, you say NLVF has a problem.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 8:43 pm

Because its relevant to the line discussion. A mobile QB ( not Kirk) makes a poor line look better when they can get out of pressure. He does have a problem, hes out of his goddamn mind.

JacksonVike
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 12:43 pm

I have a feeling that KAM will be a good GM. He is a numbers guy and evaluates players based on performance. I could see him not hanging onto players too long i.e. Thielen, Kendricks, Barr. I know many will say our defense declined due to Cousins contract, which does have some validity to it, but our defense declined more so because we held onto players that had regressed and didn’t replace them with draft picks sooner.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
26 July 2023 12:57 pm

How many of the defensive draft picks over the last 5 years have panned out?

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 1:02 pm

3 of those 5 years are not on KAM.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 1:10 pm

@Cine, Booth, Evans, Asamoah, Otomewo all look lethal too@

Although, I do think Asamoah has potential. Evans too, but I think concussions are gonna be a problem. That just doesnt go away. He’ll be out of the league in 3 years

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:11 pm

Evans is done. Cine is gonna be Pro Bowl this year and Hall OROTY

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:14 pm

I’m hopeful, not sold on any of those guys.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:21 pm

I’m still going to hold off ripping KAM until year 3, in terms of drafting. If none of his picks are starting by 2024, I will probably go into the FIRE KAM mode.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 1:24 pm

Booth has been injury prone since High School per reports

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:24 pm

A minority opinion. We play in the NFC. The playoff teams to beat are the Cowboys, Eagles, and 49ers. All of those teams have plenty of players that bring their big boy pants to the games. We can’t match up. Has he drafted one player to help us deal with the power of those teams.

JacksonVike
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 1:03 pm

None really, what I am saying is, Zim and Rick tended to hang on to “their guys” too long. I don’t see that happening with KAM. However, I could be wrong. Just don’t tell my wife.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
26 July 2023 1:13 pm

I think there was some of that (hanging on too long to some players) but none of the replacements they drafted panned out.

Better player selection was needed.

JacksonVike
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 1:52 pm

But there is no need to draft better players if you are going to stick with “your guys”.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 1:25 pm

Just an FYI, Darrisaw isn’t even eligible for a contract extension yet so that’s irrelevent. The rest are fairly valid points.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:04 am

Same with JJ…. This is why KAM annoys me. Prices are going up and he continues to do nothing. Basic finance where KAM background is which is funny.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:05 am

Maybe he had offers on the table and TJ’s agent said, nah, we’ll wait on a couple of these other deals to come out.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 11:10 am

Idk.. sounds more like they just started the convo and nothing finalized or even close

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:11 am

Spoke recently doesn’t mean they haven’t been talking for awhile. I talked to you on here recently, that doesn’t mean I didn’t talk to you on here 3 months ago.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 11:10 am

Yep.
I love how it’s always the GM screwing over the players.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:11 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:28 am

Live behind the scenes look in to the Vikings FO…

comment image

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:02 am

Bears extend TE. Top 10 paid TE lol… Hock will get more

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:07 am

$8.2 million per year guaranteed.
That’s Hock’s starting point for sure.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:08 am

He’ll get double digits easily

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:01 am

Must win games for Vikes this season with no excuses:

  1. Bucs
  2. @Panthers
  3. @Falcons
  4. Saints
  5. @Raiders
  6. At least one bears game

That’s 6 wins right there and then need to steal about 4 more for 10 wins I predict this season. Ones I like to steal are:

  1. Chargers
  2. @Broncos
  3. 1 Lions game
  4. 1 Packers game
bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:03 am

They’ll sweep the Pack and Bears, Broncos were horrible last year, and they’ll win at least one or two that they have no business winning.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 11:05 am

Division games are hard regardless of how bad the teams are. Broncos are going to be alot better under skol chant mocker

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 12:35 pm

Peyton will have that ship righted. Broncos will be a winning club this season and I have Russ Cooking them and Vikings losing. 8-9 will be the record. + more excuses for Kirk

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:41 pm

Since I wasn’t here, how many wins did you predict last year?

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:48 pm

I think the over under was 9. Mid, like every season with Kirk. And im sorry, im going to save you the argument because I am just going to disagree with your response because I already know what it is.

The 13 wins WERE a fluke and the lucky bounces and match ups are not replicable. That was a 9 win team flaunting a lucky ass 13 win record. They are who they are, and that was apparent in their losses.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:55 pm

I actually picked 12 because i thought they were actually unlucky the year before.The shit call in Cincinnati, the blown chip shot FG in Arizona and the crap show defense on the last play in Detroit. So with KOC, not Zim, thought we had some talent that would rise up.
So I’ll take the luck just like the unlucky stuff when it happens.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 2:02 pm

Sure you take it, but to expect it and flaunt it like its something this team can do season in and out is….childish…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 3:29 pm

Who said I flaunt it or expect it. I simply pointed out my logic for picking 12 given the “unluck” the year before.
Why always the false narratives.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 8:45 pm

Again, im referring to other posters that wave the 13 win seasons as something to be proud of when they are playing mental gymnastics with the reality of the season as a whole. 12 wins was a good guess because they did have a shit ton of bad luck the season before but…they are what they are. And we did little to change in the off season personnel wise.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:12 am

You know the Vikings will lose one of the “must win” games.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:15 am

Always… but they always seem to win a game they should lose too.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:15 am

Correct.
Fair enough.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:55 am

Young to Thielen

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:02 am

I think we knew this when they drafted him in April.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:04 am

Yep, in other breaking news, the sky is blue.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 11:13 am

Wow.
Just heard water was wet to.
Amazing.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:15 am

I’m starting a business, dehydrated water. I’m going to sell it at my service station I’m opening to swap out the flat land air from tourists tires and replace it with mountain air. I’m looking for investors if anybody is interested in getting in on the ground floor.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:16 am

I’m sure Dalton is pissed…..

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:53 am

Kinda interesting

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:58 am

Good, especially after the stunt his lawyer tried to pull yesterday. The judge had to at the very least postpone the plea.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:03 am

Yeah, I don’t know what this means.
My guess is he gets a sweetheart deal.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:22 am

He’ll still end up with a very favorable outcome



SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:52 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:51 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
26 July 2023 10:50 am

With Irv gone, who’s gonna break out this year?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 10:51 am

Nobody KAM drafted. That’s for sure.

Mettelus for me is gonna stand out and take the starting role next to hitman. Book it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:53 am

I’m going Cine and Hall.

benjammin
Admin
26 July 2023 10:49 am

You fuckers really like to debate Kirk, LOL

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 10:50 am

Annoying as heck honestly. Stupid bc it’s the same convo and the same ppl stances on Kirk.

Kirk lovers vs kirk haters. Don’t think anyone has switched really. Bow may be the only one that went from a Kirk lover to Kirk hater.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:56 am

I’m neither but would be fine with moving on. Cousins is a good QB, but I was ready for them to draft somebody, as I laid out multiple times, for the future as Cousins is at the back end of his career. They should have also signed or traded for somebody young with an outside chance of being at least a serviceable backup unlike Mullens. With the fail rate of young QBs they should be throwing those darts now and it would have kept more leverage on the team’s side. If they extend him, fine, as long as it’s a reasonable contract. If he retires, good for him, work on those grilling skills. Other than that most of what I say about Cousins is just to rile people up.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 10:58 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:28 am

It is annoying. But, I hated Kirk at first, now I like don’t love Kirk. He’s fine, but really I just don’t see the point in doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Lifer has flip flopped on Kirk several times so some people do switch.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 11:33 am

I get that. In my opinion, Kirk should get 2 more years under KOC and if not then pull the plug.

All the years under Zimmer were stupid bc Kirk was going to work with a boss who hated, dispised, and didn’t want him. Hard to produce when that’s the environment you’re in. Plus the defense has been nearly dead last since 2019.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:36 am

There is a reason why Kirk doesn’t accept anything but a fully guaranteed contract. That’s the issue in negotiations at this point.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 11:35 am

He’s fine, but really I just don’t see the point in doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

This is where most of the “haters” are at.
Including me.
The experiment didn’t work. Time to try something new.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 11:57 am

the experiment thing is a bit unfair..
Here’s my experiment. In the last year or so how about we pick up just a league average blocking guard. And for the defense, just one stud type player in our front seven.
Then let’s see how the experiment works.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:24 pm

How long do allow for this experiment to work?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:29 pm

I agree with JR that the “experiment” label isn’t appropriate. The Vikings brought Cousins in, and he has produced at a higher rate than any QB in Vikings history. They got what they paid for from my perspective. They brought in many other players who were/are not very good. This is the problem with the team.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 12:31 pm

I definitely remember the word from Vikings headquarters was that Cousins was brought in to win a superbowl.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:38 pm

Correct, and hes failed at his job for half a decade. But he deserves more $$$?? Seriously the mental gymnastics of the stans is unreal

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:46 pm

who’s doing mental gymnastics? I simply said try an experiment with a league average guard and just one stud player in our front seven. Didn’t say a word about money.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 12:50 pm

Was not referring to you. Was referring to Kirks lover (sorry, im being labeled a hater so im going to label back) NVF. Kirk was 100% brought to this organization because he sold himself on being the missing piece to a SB and the Vikings bought it. He failed. Period.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 12:52 pm

And to be fair to Kirk, he did take a little less to play for that chance rather than going to the Jets.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 2:03 pm

That is true. Oh IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME!!!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 1:01 pm

Then they both – the organization and Kirk -were wrong, Bringing in a pocket QB with a poor pass blocking line is not going to get you where you need to be.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 2:04 pm

Agreed. And the funny thing was I was game for the change, I believed a new team would help Kirk and I rallied for him..up until that last play off game in 2020. That point on, I knew this was done, and he wasnt it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 3:37 pm

In my opinion, that’s too far. The 2019 team was good and beat a better Saints team.They got trashed by the 49ers but so did the Packers the next week by the niners. And that niner defense gave it to Mahomes for 3 quarters. Would have won if Jimmy G could throw a deep ball.
If Rogers and the packers couldn’t handles the 49er front, I wasn’t ready to throw in the towel because it happened to us too.
To each his own.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
26 July 2023 1:08 pm

I have never labeled you anything. How about calling me a liar again now and go find the comments that prove I have?

You have never apologized for that.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 2:05 pm

I did actually try and go find it, you can actually help me out by telling me the month and even day you joined here and I can find your comment where you claimed you weren’t wanted here and quit posting. You are a liar, you are saving face and I dont apologize for being right.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
26 July 2023 12:47 pm

Yes, because of course, one guy does that all by himself.

Cousins has played exceptionally well for the Vikings. Most of the rest of the team has not.

Them’s the facts.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 1:16 pm

I think I know a little bit about sports. And I understand the QB like a pitcher in baseball has a lot of weight with outcomes of games. BUT,A LOT is not everything. Yet, the tenor of the discussions wold lead one to believe it’s EVERYTHING.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
26 July 2023 1:28 pm

Yes, that narrative (a completely false one) rides high here.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 11:48 am

The problem is, this is faulty logic Ben. Cousins has been the most consistently good player on the team since 2018. So the “experiment” failed? No. Rather the Vikings brought in a top quality QB that has produced at a consistently high rate. The failure with the Vikings has been their draft selections since Cousins got here. They invested draft selections on a Center with a first round pick who was bad for many seasons. They hit on O’Neill and Darrisaw, but the many interior line selections to date have not resulted in O-line improvement. The DB’s they’ve drafted have not worked out either. Just in general the people they have brought in have not really made a difference.

Cousins is departing the station after this year and we can all see what happens after that. I’m hopeful KAM can find someone very good to play QB for this team.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:45 am

Meh. Good reg season team, choke in playoffs.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:48 am

Ravens are meh

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:44 am

Idk I think Burrow won’t set the market. He’s kinda inferred he wants to be like Brady and take less so the team around him can be good.

Plus Bengals don’t have as much money as Chargers. Teams can’t offer GTD money unless they have that money 100% to the penny in a escrow account. A lot of ppl don’t know that.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 10:48 am

Not quite 100%.
But close.

Guaranteed contracts in the NFL aren’t just a solemn promise to pay out the deals.

Instead, the owner of the team that inks the deal must deposit a SIGNIFICANT amount of money into an escrow account.

The amount that must be deposited is figured out by calculating the “present value” of the guaranteed portion of the deal using the Discount Rate. Then, from this amount, $15 million (the NFL calls this the “deductible”) is subtracted.

The owner must cut a check for this amount and send it to a segregated account, where it can NOT be touched.

This is done annually. Not sure by what date though.

And it may not be mandatory.

The section on “Funding of Deferred and Guaranteed Contracts” appears at page 178 of the CBA. It begins like this: “The NFL may require that by a prescribed date certain, each Club must deposit into a segregated account . . . .”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:06 am

The Raiders historically had issues with it to the point they were unable to sign good players because they didn’t have the cash to write guaranteed contracts.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
26 July 2023 11:08 am

They still do I think

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 July 2023 11:12 am

I think the new stadium and home town are helping. Probably still behind some teams in the league though. They managed the Adams deal though.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:38 am

For sure…I read an article on that POS Snyder in Washington, that useless sack of shit, and every owner, gets about $695 million A YEAR in revenue sharing from the league. These fuckers are printing money and the NFL is a “Non-Profit”.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
26 July 2023 12:29 pm

Business 101…
Revenue – expenses = profit.

Revenue doesn’t guarantee profit.

In fact, I believe most NFL teams do not show much of a profit on an annual basis.
Owners get rich on the value of their business, also known as Capital Gains after they sell the team.
————————————–
Fact#2 – The NFL is no longer a “not for profit”.
That changed in 2017 I believe.
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Now, I’m not saying the aren’t filthy rich. They are.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:44 am

Unfortunately, these numbers are meaningless.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:55 am

They are not guaranteed dollars.
Most contracts on the back end are not guaranteed, thus inflating the number to make it sound like a lot.

Many QB’s will never get the full amount of the stated contract.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 10:46 am

That isn’t even accurate, Herberts current deal is $42 mil a year

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
26 July 2023 10:58 am

Even the “new” money is about $45 million per year guaranteed.

I get a chuckle when people use the inflated numbers thinking Cousins is “underpaid”.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:08 am

I mean, that’s probably the source for the numbers.
But there are guaranteed numbers and non guaranteed numbers.

When comparing NFL contracts to other players, the guaranteed dollars is really the data point to use.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:21 am

That’s true, but then all the numbers stated previously about the old contract meant nothing.
Which is my point.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:29 am

Not necessarily.
It depends on what they agree to in the extension.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 3:16 pm

Ted doesn’t know shit, the extension is added to the current 2 years on the deal so it averages to 42 a year

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 July 2023 11:14 am

Ted, it was $28M a year in 2018.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
26 July 2023 11:40 am

Ted is a fragile know it all. Never liked him.

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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