Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 27 Jul 2023

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Minnesota Vikings News:

Justin Jefferson and T.J. Hockenson downplayed questions about their contract status, according to the Pioneer Press. I believe that they have spent zero time worrying about their contracts. J.J. knows that he’ll be paid when the time is right, T.J. will be paid well by someone next year, I hope it’s Minnesota.

Jordan Addison is apologetic and starts training camp with a lot to prove, according to WDIO.

SI.com predicts the Vikings’ big picture plans based on recent press conferences.

At Vikings.com, Brian Flores lays the groundwork for a competitive Vikings training camp.

Jim irsay is catching flak for comments he made regarding running back pay in the league, from the USA Today.

From NFL.com, Aaron Rodgers and the Jets agree to a new, two-year, $75 million, fully-guaranteed deal, and they announced numbers 71-80 in their top 100 list.

Video of the Day:

Here’s a cool video from ABC Australia about the life of Bon Scott. Enjoy!

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No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 7:34 pm

Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa: Herbert contract ‘good for quarterback market’
Ya think?

No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 7:23 pm

“Bucs GM Jason Licht says ‘anything can happen’ in QB battle between Baker Mayfield and Kyle Trask”.

Former #1 pick in the 2018 draft, now with his 3rd team, fighting for a job.

No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 7:01 pm

“Danielle Hunter was not out there for practice today. Brian O’Neill continues to rehab. Jalen Nailor also did not participate today. Should get more on that tomorrow.”

Hmmmm the guy that was making waves in OTA’s and the first day of camp suddenly disappears. Was he suicided by Addison?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 8:38 pm

His Dawgs took care of it.

norseman1
norseman1
27 July 2023 6:00 pm

Heat is breaking in Minny. Send it east, enjoy boys.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 8:30 pm

My thermostat at my house said 97 outside today. Send more I guess.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:47 pm

What a load of horseshit…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:55 pm

“Weaponizing the DOJ”

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:59 pm

Department of Injustice.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 6:30 pm

Department of Treason

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 6:29 pm

More horseshit. Using the court system to try and discredit the former President with totally made up shit.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2023 6:41 am

So, the documents he first claimed he did not have – then said the FBI planted – then claimed he had every right to keep because he performed a mind meld and declassified them had to be protected by getting rid of the security camera footage which shows people moving them around.

Are you guys even paying attention to the course of eventS here??

I mean JFC if you want to just ignore the realities of what has actually fucking happened here, and is being documented and then as stated above eventually corroborated by the defendant himself when he’s caught dead to right in his lies only to just blanket defend this guy then you’re not the reasonable individuals I took you for.

I have stated here REPEATEDLY criticisms of Biden, Hillary, Democrats on and on why, because I’m fucking balanced and call a spade a spade. What’s at the core of the dishonesty you have on these issues? You a blind faith follower, everything is deniable it’s only about winning even if it requires you to forgo you integrity?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:49 pm

Nice! Those 6 items i bought at grocery store for $50 was in my dreams?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 5:53 pm

Point is at least you’re not buying them in another G7 country. Inflation is high with all the G7 countries post pandemic and the war in Ukraine. Accept the facts or default to the mind numbing ease of blaming the other political party.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:57 pm

Jobless, got the old lady feeding you. Nice gig.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 8:37 pm

lol…you know nothing about my personal situation beyond the little drivel I share here. Sounds like you have some petty grievances based on a poor situation you find yourself in you sad old man.

Maybe you should question the political doctrine you supported that has you whining here over a single grocery run.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 10:45 pm

Your personal situation: you suck.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
28 July 2023 5:11 am

Why because I don’t agree with your disillusioned political beliefs and operate on the realities not the weak minded disinformation you feed on. Fuck off.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 10:44 pm

It’s so awesome you continue to provide this insight on a political, errrrr, sports blog. Get a life, lifer.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
28 July 2023 5:14 am

You’re welcome. By the way I don’t see you making the same comment when conservatives post the Biden blame rants. Basically exposes you as a hypocritical fraud boy. Time to look at who you are, unbalanced and unreasonable.

Lifer
Admin
27 July 2023 5:32 pm

Ramsey will be a non factor for them this year.

norseman1
norseman1
27 July 2023 4:07 pm

Mumbler in Chief hitting on Italian Prime Minister today. You almost need popcorn when watching this clown.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:36 pm

Either kirk sucks, addison sucks, or blackman sucks

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:36 pm

Or option 3 is that Blackmon is a stud, Kirk meh, Addison all star.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 3:44 pm

I likey.

We know Kirks legit, Addison is an idiot (“I want to get paid and by a fast whip”, and blackmon… TBD

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:45 pm

I’m going with it’s just a battle between two studs. Once Cine gets full go and turns all pro the secondary is gonna be scary. Then Hall steps in at QB and has a rookie of the year performance, leaves a ton of cap space next year, profit.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 3:47 pm

Forgot @……………………….@

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 3:55 pm

Nope. For the last month or so I have had a gut feeling that Kirk is not finishing the season, if he makes it to the season. I hope he stays healthy and his history says he will but my gut says otherwise and there’s also the statistics that say he is not going to go his whole career without a major or semi major injury.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:38 pm

Kirk obviously.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 4:54 pm

4th option: you suck

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 4:57 pm

All three suck, cut them

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:28 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:31 pm

Wren agrees.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 5:24 pm

Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 3:26 pm

This guy is good.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 5:41 pm

Nailed it. The good new is if we are around when shit hits the fan and society collapses. The softies in major metro areas will be the first to die, give it a month and the herd will be culled. Ill be chillin back home with a full freezer and some beer.

GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:21 pm

Damn it, the Coral sensors got me

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:28 pm

You get thrown out finally?

Also, Skolly was talking mad shit about you.

You might need to straighten him out later.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 3:29 pm

Lol when was that?

Oh yeah… GA got owned on Twitter (or X) when he supported the jab. Skolbros and co. ate him for lunch.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:30 pm

I also find it really funny when him and Lifer get into it. Those crack me up.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:32 pm

You two should fight!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 3:34 pm

Who me and GA or me and Lifer?

I have owned them both before. No need to prove myself again. Lifers starting to see the forest from the trees with KAM. He’s coming around.

GA flip flops. Never know what he’s feeling that day. Has some lib to him though so always a wild card with that.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:37 pm

You and GA.
old school cage match would do it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 3:38 pm

That’d be interesting

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:33 pm

On the DN?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 3:53 pm

How many comments they getting? Ain’t looked at in months.

No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:14 pm

US women’s team refuse to sing national anthem before World Cup draw with Netherlands
Some things irritate me. Our “National” team refuses to sing the anthem at an international event? Disgraceful. Send them home and “cancel” them.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:15 pm

Fuckem.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 4:10 pm

Definitely would

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 4:11 pm

Trans females Lifer.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 4:26 pm

Well then assign me a pronoun cause I ain’t turning this down pal..

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MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:17 pm

Yes please. You and I are of a mind. It is very common for Canadians to sing during the national anthem and if I hadn’t I would have been cuffed by my (military) father. Plus when I attended base schools we sang the anthem and recited the Lord’s Player every morning before class.

I sing the anthem in the US as well just not as loudly as most stand silently at attention. But for someone representing our country on the national stage? Yeah, like chief said ^

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:19 pm

I agree. This country is given those women a great opportunity. If they do not want to acknowledge the United States (with all of its flaws) I say screw them. I cheered for Netherlands

GA Skol
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
27 July 2023 3:19 pm

Netherlands, land of true freedom (and high taxes)

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:20 pm

The amount of money the taxpayers spend to provide for them, and this is how they repay us?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:30 pm

100%

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 4:57 pm

Why?

Regardless, someone should tell them Colin Kapernick (sp?) tried something similar and it didn’t really work out for him.

DE Viking
27 July 2023 3:10 pm

Jim Marshall gets hosed again by the HOF.

The committee reduced a list of 31 semifinalists to former players Ken Anderson, Maxie Baughan, Roger Craig, Randy Gradishar, Joe Jacoby, Albert Lewis, Steve McMichael, Eddie Meador, Art Powell, Sterling Sharpe, Otis Taylor and Al Wistert.

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:11 pm

Yep that looks bad.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:31 pm

Close up. Seems to grab high up on calf. Might be better news than achilles tear

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:33 pm

Yeah, doesn’t look real bad.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 4:12 pm

Not that bad…it’s already wrapped he has a calf strain and irritated it.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:13 pm

Don’t look like a cramp, calf injries can be quite bad also.

GA Skol
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 3:19 pm

I was thinking Achilles or Calf

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:21 pm

Can imagine what staff was thinking seeing that.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:27 pm

Achilles and done for year or he pulled his calf muscle and out probably a few weeks minimum. Those linger if you come back to early.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:22 pm

I truly hope this is nothing but a cramp…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:27 pm

Doesn’t sound like a cramp. HC confirmed it was a calf injury and no further updates

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:27 pm

Heavy sigh

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:31 pm

Zac Taylor right now
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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 3:33 pm

Pulled calf is my guess. Out training camp and probably fine for opener

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:02 pm

Nvm it’s his calf.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:02 pm

Yikes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:02 pm

Just a tweak, he’s fine

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:08 pm

Yikes. Hope it’s not serious. I hate injuries.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 3:10 pm

Here’s the play.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 3:35 pm

Achilles?

MT Viking
27 July 2023 2:51 pm

NLNVF comment about pretty nurses reminded me…I was walking by the echocardiogram/procedural ultrasound room yesterday and one of the sonographers was helping two nurses set up a procedural tray – I looked at the sonographer and pointed to my chest (as in is this a procedure I’m doing) and she said they were setting up for a prostate biopsy (for the visiting urologist to do) but if I wanted to participate I could, I replied yeah no thanks I’m sure my day (to get a prostate biopsy) is coming and I’ll get to experience it live and in person.

Afterwards I was in the tech area and she said that one of the nurses (a young (I’d say early to mid 30’s – young in my book) pretty nurse) had asked who I was after I left the procedure room and when the sonographer told her I was the rad she said well he can come join us any time he is hot the other older nurse turned beet red with embarrassment. I laughed and she said just to warn you to look out for M___. Of course all the ladies in my all female department heard and were laughing.

I debated telling my wife just to avoid her hearing from one of the technologists in the future but felt just by mentioning it I would be thought of as longing for some flirtation and that I somehow egged it on. My wife isn’t the jealous type but she does sometimes read more into my words and expressions than I think I mean. She thinks I have a big fat target on me because of my occupation and my general good nature and sense of humor.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 2:54 pm

Somewhere an HR representative is salivating. This was the moment they were born for…

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
27 July 2023 3:01 pm

I can only imagine the same scenario being played out if the genders were reversed in all cases.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 2:58 pm

Don’t tell the wife…

MT Viking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
27 July 2023 3:03 pm

Yeah, 9 times out of 10 she’d laugh and say, “be careful…I’m serious you don’t think you’re flirting but you can’t afford to have someone get the wrong idea” but 1 time out of 10 I’d get the, “you must have liked the attention to tell me about it”. So mum’s the word. She’ll hear about it from one of the techs eventually and then I can just say oh yah that nurse must have been drunk to think I’m hot.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:01 pm

chicks dig the long posts

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 3:03 pm

My big hands are all the better to rub their feet.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:11 pm

Yeah, while they read your TL;DR posts on here as foreplay

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 4:14 pm

This was an underrated reply…you win the day sir.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 5:43 pm

Send her my way MT, im 30 now, lets see what were working with.

No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:45 pm

Have to go pick up the kitten at 4:30 or so. She had surgery to remove an inflamed and infected salivatory gland in her throat. Poor thing, coming home with stitches and dazed and confused.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 4:16 pm

She’ll have her revenge when the Dr orders a test and you come home post the juggernaut 3000 colonoscopy scope.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 5:44 pm

She’s a little groggy. Got her infected salivary gland removed from her throat.

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Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 2:33 pm

Lou Malnati’s deep dish!

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 2:58 pm

Nice!!! The best pizza out there. You in chiraq?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:46 pm

Yup! Great day!

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 5:44 pm

Deep dish is just pizza casserole.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 5:47 pm

Agree. Thick crust with extra cheese makes me sick looking at it. I’m more of a thin crust guy, top off with some with some meat. Cheese too, but don’t load up on it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 10:48 pm

You’ve clearly never had this. The crust isn’t thick. In fact the one at Lou’s is quite crisp, and very buttery.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:52 pm

Yep. Sounds like he’s thinking of Detroit style deep dish. Chicago deep dish is crispy.

JacksonVike
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 8:46 pm

Hotdish

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 10:47 pm

Call it whatever you want… It’s delicious!

skolifer
skolifer
27 July 2023 2:17 pm

Nice grab by Addison but, whatever you do, don’t tell Skolly.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
27 July 2023 2:19 pm

He fell down. He sucks, KJ would have taken it to the house. Cut him now and be done with it already.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
27 July 2023 2:24 pm

He never ever would have caught it without number 8 throwing it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:25 pm

you are beginning to see the light my friend….relax, let the feelings of confident nerdiness overcome you, resistance is futile.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 2:28 pm

Damn I was thinking the same thing – DE is coming around.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 2:36 pm

I don’t know how any receiver in the NFL can catch a ball without Cousins throwing it. It’s baffling.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:40 pm

His accuracy is pretty damn good, i give him that. (except when throwing to Reagor)

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 3:05 pm

LOL..

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:27 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
27 July 2023 2:59 pm

Lmao. One catch sweeet!

Hes gonna start season as WR4 and I’m gonna LOL at all you KAM lovers

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 5:45 pm

As I’ve said before, I’m a KAM TBD because I’m rational and understand the game far better than you. You’re an irrational toddler posing as a fan.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:21 pm

Good – get’em in shape.

GA Skol
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 2:54 pm

That’s what they said to Korey Stringer

MT Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
27 July 2023 3:05 pm

Too soon!

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:22 pm

To help, Biden issued a Heat Alert. Not sure what it means. But Biden Cares.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/biden-admin-plans-first-ever-heat-wave-hazard-alert-workers

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:24 pm

Tell him to come to Florida. Trump’s probably out playing golf.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 2:25 pm

I assume in winter, Biden will issue a “cold alert”.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:26 pm

He’ll issue another winter of death and misery alert

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 2:30 pm

And blame global warning.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 2:41 pm

Correct, which of course is caused by the root of every ill known to mankind, racism.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:26 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
27 July 2023 2:16 pm

With Sean Payton’s comments about the 2022 Broncos, how long until he gets them to push Patton out so he can be the GM and HC?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:19 pm

What a dumb ass. Is this supposedly recent? I mean he is in Colorado after all.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 2:26 pm

Not sure what he said, but not exactly a class act blaming on your predisesor

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 2:27 pm

Even though he’s right, it is classless, but I’ve never seen him exhibit class

Wrenage
27 July 2023 2:00 pm

This GIF needs exposure…

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
27 July 2023 2:26 pm

Why???

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 1:01 pm

So after Physical Therapy Tuesday The Teacher and I stopped for a late lunch/early dinner.
I ordered a bowl of Ice cream inspired by the heat and NLNVF and then asked the waitress if I could get that ‘ala mode’.
She tilted her head thought for a few seconds and said ‘so you want an extra scoop?’.

The Teacher was impressed saying she didn’t think most Millinials/GenX/Y/Z types had ever heard the term.
I figured a waitress was probably the exception to that thought.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 1:05 pm

You’re killin me… you’re killin me slow.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:07 pm

But ‘that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’.

So I am just ‘trying to make you as strong as possible’.
#Buddy

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 1:10 pm

Laughing… so hard.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:11 pm

Any updates on your test results? Confirm it’s your nightly ice cream covert ops?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 1:17 pm

No test results yet. CT scan scheduled on the 4th of August. Woke up this morning at 3:30 with cramps in my abdomen. Alarm was set for 4 anyway so, it wasn’t big deal. Cramps are irritating not debilitating.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:20 pm

Man oh man I love the fact that the regional scanners at the sites I cover always have same day availability. Having to wait two weeks for an opening sucks.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 1:29 pm

Yeah… I agree. two weeks of misery too.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:33 pm

Sorry to hear you’ve been sick, I missed your original post about it, must have been a day I was ignoring all your posts assuming they were all cousins related (kidding) but hope you recover quickly (seriously)

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 2:37 pm

Hey Ben, thanks. Got something wrong with my inards. Continuous cramping, throwing up, shortness of breath, and excessive burping. cramps get so bad sometimes they double me over in pain. No idea what’s going on.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:43 pm

cdc would probably say it’s Covid, either way that sounds awful and hopefully they figure it out asap

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:48 pm

Doc will fix you up and say, ice cream once a week!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 2:49 pm

My wife has put me on sugar restriction since my diabetes got out of control. I love ice cream.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 4:21 pm

You’re in jail boy…eat ice cream again you’ll

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DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 1:31 pm

What?

I can’t get any medical test for weeks.
Unless you go to the ER where you will get the test after 8 hours of waiting.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 1:34 pm

Small towns have their advantages and disadvantages.

Many patients are signed up for access to their medical records (patient portal). On several occasions I hear them say as they walk by the office, oh my results are back. As in they got sent straight over from the clinic for an imaging study and my dictation has resulted out while they are still in the department.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:29 pm

Might be IBD/IBS

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 1:38 pm

Yeah, emergency room doc said he thought it was functional dyspepsia. My doc is running this CT scan before he orders an endoscopy.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:44 pm

Heh heh I can spool off about 15 items on the differential diagnosis of the symptoms of functional dyspepsia so I guess that is a safe diagnosis to suggest in the ED environment.

ED was all the rage the year I graduated MS. 11 of the 52 in my class did ED with the draw being 3 year residency, shift work with no ongoing care, and the awesome cases you would see. I guess none saw the reality of repeat offenders, drug seekers, those with no access to primary care or preventive care, and any case with any complexity whatsoever being whisked away by consultants. Oh well, love where you live and love what you do.

Hope everything is A-OK after the tests and if any questions come up I’d be happy to chip in with my thoughts.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 1:48 pm

Thanks MT… I’ve appreciated your willingness here to provide your insight to others. My wife thinks I have cancer. I think it’s probably something simpler than that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:50 pm

Can’t be cancer, Biden ended cancer. In seriousness, good luck. Just not knowing is not easy. Hopefully everything comes back to something simple to handle.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 1:52 pm

Can’t be cancer, Biden ended cancer.

@you are taking it out of context you moron. He didn’t say he cured cancer. He said he cured cancer.@

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 1:53 pm

Oh yeah I forgot. Thanks Biden!

If it’s cancer I’ll just beat it anyway.

Seriously, many thanks for the support.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:50 pm

Right on MT.
Hopefully wife is wrong.
The wait to know sucks obviously.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 1:52 pm

Yeah, and on top of the waiting, the nurses at my doctor’s office aren’t attractive… need to talk to him about that.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:15 pm

that’s on purpose. If they were pretty you’d want to be there all the time.
Go slow, get well. All the best!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 2:35 pm

Laughing… bad business model… the more I’m there the more they make.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:37 pm

Until you get ex-boyfriends shooting the place up of course.

I prefer one competent one for the detailed paperwork/scheduling and one cutie to greet and run messages/paperwork.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 2:48 pm

All the nurses and admin folks are over 50 at this place.

JacksonVike
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:53 pm

So, too young for you?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
27 July 2023 3:00 pm

Laughing, so hard… maybe.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
27 July 2023 2:27 pm

Thats awesome SoCal

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 2:27 pm

and someone should probably higher that waitress to a management position.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 2:32 pm

Most of the wait staff around here are from the local collage/Jr collage.
So quite a few bright ones sprinkled in.

VikingPhilip
27 July 2023 12:48 pm

Hamburgers for lunch! Oh yeah!

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 July 2023 12:50 pm

These are leftovers from when I grilled the other night. I also had some left over bacon (how does that happen?). I didn’t add cheese (what’s wrong with me?), so these are just bacon burgers.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 July 2023 1:13 pm

I thinking I am looking at PB&J samich on Sourdough today.
Can never go wrong with PB&J in my world.

Lifer
Admin
27 July 2023 12:29 pm

Going to see Oppenfeffer tomorrow night. Maybe I’ll pull the popcorn bucket trick on the Mrs…..

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Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:37 pm

“There’s an awful lot of butter on this popcorn…….”

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:52 pm

Going in 3 hours – will let you know.

Wrenage
27 July 2023 12:29 pm

Hershey Symphony bars with toffee chips are petty good. I was going to share it with my wife, but it might be best if I just eat the whole thing…

Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:12 pm

Why do people schedule Zoom meetings at noon?

Its with a bunch of medical doctors, or I would blow it off.

Now I’m eating lunch in my office.

This isn’t cool.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:12 pm

Are they in a different time zone?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 12:17 pm

Some of them are from Wash U.
The one by St Louis.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:19 pm

Is that a university that certifies you to give people baths? Is that where Lifer got his certification?

Wash U.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 12:20 pm

The balloon factory employs people from Blow U.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:24 pm

Someone just used the term “non-orthoganol comparator”

I’m not exactly sure what that means.

Northwoods
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:31 pm

We in the medical field like to make up and use big words to make us look smarter than others and feel better about ourselves.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:14 pm

Well, every Dr office and pharmacy closes from 11 to 1 here, so that seems logical to me.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:15 pm

I eat lunch in my office everyday, well at least on the days I don’t eat it before I get to my office.

Lifer
Admin
27 July 2023 12:04 pm

US economy blows past expectations: 3 quick takeaways

Gross domestic product (GDP) levels came in hot in the second quarter, growing at a 2.4 percent rate that marked the fourth straight quarter of positive growth and underlined the resilience of the U.S. economy.

Core inflation falls again

Inflation has been tumbling as the Fed has continued raising interest rates, and Thursday’s figures show this trend continuing. 

The personal consumption expenditures (PCE) price index advanced 2.6 percent in the second quarter, down from 4.1 percent in the first. 

Workers are getting more productive

Even as the Fed has raised interest rates to try to take the wind out of a growing labor market to tame inflation, the latest numbers imply that workers are actually getting more productive. 

Investment is picking up  

Strong GDP is being bolstered by a boom in factory construction and investment stemming from huge pieces of subsidy- and tax credit-heavy legislation passed during the first half of the Biden administration, including the Inflation Reduction Act, the CHIPS Act, and the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act. 

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:07 pm

Meh.
Presidents get waaay too much credit and/or blame for the economy IMO.
I do like this post since it should piss off quite a few people on here though.
For that alone you get the BSF seal of approval. Quite the coveted award.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:11 pm

Lifer just poking the bear. Just the picture of Biden will rake the ashes up and stoke the fire. It did me, but I’m going to go have a Bud Lite and not bite.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:13 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:57 pm

You know me well sir. (Still don’t believe you could get me to shoot 85)

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:08 pm

I could get you to 82 – but you have to listen to what I tell you.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 2:21 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:38 pm

Maybe JR can get you on the senior circuit.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:15 pm

Just quit after 16 holes.
Problem solved.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 2:38 pm

Eminently logical

— Spock

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:08 pm

Hey guys, I know inflation is still really bad but at least it’s not the worst in 60 years like in the first couple of years of my administration. -Sleepy

Saying inflation is tumbling is misleading as all get out when all you’re doing is comparing a car wreck to a plane crash.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 12:09 pm

And what’s the overall inflation since Biden took office? These numbers are compared to last year. I think the 3 year inflation is like 20 some percent. Super awesome. Really helps make it easier to put food on the table and gas in the tank.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 12:16 pm

As John Wayne said ‘life is hard, it is even harder when you are stupid’.

Brandon/Sleepy/Groomer is being stupid enough for all of us.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 1:09 pm

Well you’d first have to be informed and understand why inflation was high in the first place in the “first two years” of the administration. Naturally you skip that important context.

Biden is hardly to blame for inflation. Despite what Republicans say, if any president should be blamed for high inflation, it’s President Putin. Putin’s war against Ukraine, a major agricultural exporter, has pushed up prices for wheat and many other foods worldwide. Putin’s war has also caused oil and gas prices to soar.

The pandemic has caused huge supply chain disruptions that are a second big factor behind inflation. China has locked down thousands of factories, causing shortages of furniture, appliances and many other products, and that has pushed up prices. China’s lockdowns have caused a severe shortage of computer chips that American automakers rely on – that has reduced car production and jacked up auto prices. These supply chain problems aren’t Biden’s fault.

There’s a third major, often unappreciated factor fueling inflation: many US corporations have exploited the inflationary environment by aggressively increasing their prices and profit margins. Exxon’s second-quarter profits soared to $17.9bn, more than triple what it earned in last year’s second quarter, while Chevron’s earnings also more than tripled, to $11.6bn.

The Economic Policy Institute, a progressive thinktank, found that roughly 40% of the recent inflation in the US can be attributed to fatter corporate profit margins. Maybe Republican TV ads should be attacking corporate greed rather than Joe Biden.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 1:42 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 2:20 pm

Because I believe the facts? Ok, guilty as charged.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 2:39 pm

Most of that is pure spin and misrepresentation of the truth Lifer.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:15 pm

I bet this is straight from the White House press secretary.

manly-purple
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:15 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:16 pm

Ah yes, just ignore the highest interest rates in like 25 years.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 12:31 pm

So you would rather have low rates and a dead economy?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:38 pm

The low rates is why the economy was burning “too hot” according the dumbasses in charge and had to be “cooled”. Everything was alive and well until the Biden administration took over and drove the car over the cliff.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:51 pm

I would rather have low rates and a booming economy, like from 2020-22

NoDakRube
Reply to  JacksonVike
27 July 2023 3:35 pm

This is the way…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 3:07 pm

I mean pick your poison, either rampant inflation or keep jacking up the interest rates due to the policies you’re implementing

JRobert
JRobert
27 July 2023 12:02 pm

An off the wall thought for the day. This comes from all the jets/cook talk.
I wouldn’t say the Jets played dirty last year, but I thought they went out of their way to knock the shit out of Kirk and JJ – every throw and catch our guys got pounded, and hard.
So, I hope they lose every game.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:11 pm

This is a good take and accurate. It was basically their defensive game plan. Almost worked. Almost.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:14 pm

And can see a lot of this going forward – smack hell .out of Kirk and JJ That’s why I would like to see our defense get a lot more physical and return in kind.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:17 pm

I don’t think defenses only focus on smacking Kirk and JJ.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:20 pm

Point was Kirk AND JJ. Thought the Jets really went hard on popping JJ too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:27 pm

Cousins was hit 131 times more than any other QB in the league last year. Defenses definitely attacked him.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:32 pm

Other QBs would get hit just as much if they were standing behind our IOL.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 12:39 pm

Its not that defenses are ONLY going after Cousins. Good grief.

They go after EVERY QB.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:41 pm

Ya, that was my point.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 12:43 pm

I know.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:43 pm

I reiterate… Cousins was hit 131 times more than any other QB in the league. Defenses focused on hitting him more than anyone else by a wide margin.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:45 pm

One way to look at it.

Or……………defenses attempted to hit all the other QBs in the league just as much, and our line was less effective at stopping them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 12:54 pm

Cousins was the most blitzed QB in the league the last 3 years. He was targeted, and teams were successful. KOC had no answers when Cousins complained about the protection on a playcall except telling Cousins “you’ll beat it”.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 5:50 pm

Source?

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:47 pm

Just silly to think that defenses want to hit Cousins more than any other QB.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:48 pm

It’s his dreamy eyes. Like bulls seeing red.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:48 pm

Yeah that’s dumb

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:48 pm

that’s not the point at all, or marginally. Defenses go after every QB for sure. But if you have a sporatec run game and a pretty poor screen game, defenses can then really pin their ears back and come after the QB And it doesn’t help if our WR2 can’t beat man coverage and our O line is less than stellar. Put all that together and your QB is going to get smacked more. That is just football 101.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:34 pm

Think we could help ourselves some here. Last year our run game was very hit and miss, and the screen game was rather poor. If we can improve there, defenses can’t just pin there ears back and come after Kirk.
If other WR’s pick it up, JJ may get less doubles and chances for people to really pop him will be reduced – one tackler is better than two.

Northwoods
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:40 pm

With JJ, KJ, TJ, and JA running routes, how can they double anyone without leaving someone WFO?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 12:41 pm

Have you ever had to read a 5 receiver route combination with two defensive tackles hitting you? It ain’t easy.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:44 pm

No…..but last night I had to pick raspberries with 80,000 mosquitos attempting to carry me back to the swamp.

It’s nearly the same.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:41 pm

Defenses go after EVERY QB.
Are you really that devoted to Cousins?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:50 pm

Absolutely. The Vikings had one strength on their team the last 5 years. One. That was Cousins. Take him out of the equation and what’s left? A great defense? Hahahahahaha. A great running game? Hahahahhahaha. No, the ONLY strength of the Vikings was the passer. Take him out and you win.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:26 pm

Especially now that the Netflix documentary showed how much it really affected Cousins. The Redskins complimented him for his toughness after the game, talking about how bad a beating he took.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:18 pm

So basically the opposite of the soft bend don’t break defense the Vikings play, hopefully Flores coaches the Jets brand of football.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 12:24 pm

I sure hope he does too. Flores does seem like a tough guy

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 12:29 pm

I think that’s what has bugged me most about the Vikings the last several years. Our defense sits back and lets every QB we face complete passes to completely uncovered receivers while applying no pressure at all, while the their defense is kicking the shit out of our QB.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:40 pm

Strange you would mention that. I was watching the Jets game and thinking WTF are our defensive guys thinking watching them knock the shit out of Kirk and JJ and they go out and hardly touch White or the Jet receivers.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:44 pm

People need to go rewatch the games and open their eyes.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:42 pm

I prefer to watch the games with my eyes closed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 1:44 pm

Laughing… clever boy…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 12:50 pm

Yeah if I were Kirk I’d be pissed getting my ass kicked ask the time while the other QB barely gets touched

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 1:07 pm

There was a scene in “Quarterback” where he came off the field and openly said “I’m tired of getting hit every play”.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:37 pm

Yeah I saw that, I mean who wouldn’t be, bills beat the piss out of him and the oline had no answers

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 2:41 pm

Belichick brought it hard as well. Patriots beat him up bad. So did Washington, so did… well… everybody.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 1:21 pm

We all want to win every game, and hoping Flores can significantly improved the defense, but honestly, I’d be happy if it was decent or at least watchable this year.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 1:33 pm

Me too Kathy. If I hear the words “bend don’t break” again I think I’m going to throw up.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 2:38 pm

100%.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 12:18 pm

Personally, I would rather have that then whatever the fuck we played last year.

DE Viking
27 July 2023 11:54 am

Part of the NFL training camp routine, unfortunately.

Per multiple reports out of Dolphins practice, defensive back Jalen Ramsey was carted to the locker room with an apparent left leg injury. Via NFL Media’s Cameron Wolfe, fellow Dolphins safety Jevon Holland said immediately after practice that he and his teammates are worried about Ramsey.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:07 pm

Not a fan of Ramsey but when JJ said he was probably the toughest corner he faced, I had a new respect for Ramsey. Hope it’s not serious.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:48 am

Cook headed close to signing? Headed to NYJ

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:50 am

I don’t even tweet but I swear this was posted two months ago.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 10:51 am

It was posted on June 8th.
You are correct.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:52 am

This is a great reply to that Tweet…

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
27 July 2023 10:53 am

LOL…
Minnesota isn’t far behind in taxes though.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 11:09 am

Nice metaphor. Running away from Miami and heading to New York.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 11:27 am

Douche probably requesting they sign Cook to spite the Vikings.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:47 am

Nerdddddddddddddddddds

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 July 2023 10:49 am

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norseman1
norseman1
27 July 2023 10:39 am

Seachickens in 2 weeks. Eff the twins.

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
27 July 2023 10:48 am

Yup! Baseball season is done. Time for some FOOTBALL!

Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:25 am

Vacation started yesterday. Stopped at my cousin’s in Rochester. Couple good breweries. I liked Forager better but didn’t get a Pic, should have. Thesis was decent too. On the way to Chicago today and Milwaukee on Saturday. PanterA and Lamb of God concert Monday.

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MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:29 am

Those look yummy…unless one of them is an IPA.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 10:32 am

One is 🤣.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:33 am

Yeah that one second from the left looked suspicious.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 10:43 am

The IPA is the furthest on the left. Hazy IPA.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:44 am

Ah. They mixed in a little more cat piss to make it hazy. Got it.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:42 am

3rd on the right looks like my type.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 10:43 am

I like the dark ones…just like my men.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 10:47 am

I can drink one of them.
Gets a bit bitter on my pallet after one.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 11:28 am

It’s gotta be cold out or I have to be sitting in the mountains.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 10:45 am

Tell you what I was both happy and sad to see the Oktoberfest stuff is already being released. My favorite time and type of beers. Marzens, Dunkle etc… But it also means summer is almost over lol.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:47 am

One of the reasons I love the seasons is this is always about the time of year we bitch about it being too hot (fire season, grasshoppers, a/c running all the time) and can’t wait for the nice cool fall days, bird hunting etc. Then winter gets here and at some point it will be too damn cold shoveling snow icy roads shivering on the dog walks etc.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 10:50 am

Yeah, time ticks away pretty quick these days.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 1:25 pm

Have a great trip!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 2:32 pm

Thanks!

MT Viking
27 July 2023 10:14 am

I got very lucky last week.

We hit the wilds of North Dakota, traveling to Fargo to see my friends and staying at some scenic campgrounds off I-94 in our little 20 foot Sprinter class B RV.

I bitch about the roads in North Dakota from time to time. Not that Montana with its many more miles of highway doesn’t have some humdingers but it’s fun to pick on your little brother. The roads were in epic form thanks to wear and tear plus seemingly ceaseless construction. Somewhere around Dickinson while heading east I picked up a vibration that was initially mild (I thought it might just be the shitty road surface) and it became more noticeable climbing “hills” at 75 mph. By the time we reached Jamestown I pulled over and checked the lug nuts. Coming back west, and after spending the night in Bismarck, we had a stiff head wind and the vibration was much worse, so I just set the cruise at 65. By the time we reached Glendive I thought this can’t go much further.

Figured I had lost a wheel weight. I called our local tire shop (I know the owner well through my stepdaughter) but the gal that answered the phone said they don’t work on RVs? So I called the truck shop and they said they couldn’t balance the tires but would rotate them and look for a wobble – then I could take the tire to the local tire shop.

My wife was chatting with my stepdaughter about this and she said that sounds dumb, she called the owner (Matt) and he said oh of course we can do a rotation and balance.

Dropped it off at 0745 this morning. At 0815 Matt called me and said the right rear had tread and sidewall separation with cord showing on the inside of the tire, and the left front had separated as well. Damn gougers! So now my seven year old tires are being replaced at all corners.

By the way the RV does not have a spare tire, not that a tire flying apart at 75 mph wouldn’t cause more damage than just a spare tire could fix.

Phew!

PS I blame the atrocious North Dakota section of I-94.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 11:36 am

SEVEN YEARS…..NO SPARE…..ARCOSS THE GREAT WHITE NORTH….

I would be like this the entire drive just waiting for a tire problem…

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 11:46 am

A lot of PleasureWay owners retrofit their vans with a spare. I guess it would come in handy if the place you were towed to didn’t have that size of tire. I rotated the tires on that RV a couple of times myself and even my 3 ton floor jack gives little squawks when I raise it. There’s no flipping way I would try and lift it with some little scissor jack. So it is just one of those things I live with.

BTW I am a nazi when it comes to expecting my stepkids and grandkids to know how to change a tire, although they ignore me. I personally have only once had to do a roadside tire change but have noticed tires losing air probably a dozen times and typically just use another vehicle to transport the leaking tire to a tire shop, or else do a more leisurely swap to the spare in my garage if I don’t have access to another vehicle.

Sprinter vans seem top heavy to me. Of course the RV conversion has an air conditioner, awning, TV antenna, solar panels up on the roof so that contributes. The thought of keeping it between the ditches on a flat tire at 75 mph does make me feel like the pilot above.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 11:59 am

Are those tires good for that many years? I could see the occasional use it’s not an every day vehicle but tires under load do eventually do what that one did. Had no idea it doesn’t come with a HD jack of some sort. I’d find a way to haul a high enough rated floor jack and a few wood blocks to be able to change a tire if needed. I’m just risk adverse to a fault and being stranded road side is one of my fears. I’ve had many a blow out and had to change tires on busy 8 lane freeways with half a shoulder up against the concrete barrier before. Not fun but no exit or pull off for miles and was stuck. Of course it was on the drives side so vehicles wizzing by my back a 75 mph was not enjoyable. Especially knowing half were likely texting at the same time.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 1:13 pm

Yeah my bad with those tires. I mean they looked good from the outside and only had 17,000 miles on them but you are correct, when Matt said they were 7 years old I was like oh yeah. They sat out in the sun (at least on the driver side) at our Billings place for like 5 years. The conversion makes the Sprinter heavy (I think fully loaded with water and fuel the cargo capacity is only like 600 pounds including the passengers) and I’m sure the tires take a beating. I check their pressures before and during a trip every day.

Problem with the short wheelbase chassis version that I have is there is very little room to store excess crap. You wanna pack a little Blackstone? – gotta delete the lawn chairs. Leveling blocks? – can only fit a few so you learn to drive around a site to find a close to level spot.

Like I said, some Ascent owners put a spare on the rear door but that adds to the GVWR problem – and you gotta find a spot for a decent jack. Plus have you seen the average fitness of an RV owner? Haha.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 1:27 pm

Oh my, that could have been a disaster.

MT Viking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 1:37 pm

Yup. Part of the man code is when your wife says, “That vibration seems to be getting worse” you agree but say I’m sure it is either this road surface or a tire out of balance”. Inside you’re wishing you had a magic wand that would open the door to a tire place that could quickly check it out and make sure everything’s okay, and that won’t a) make you wait until the next day or worse to be seen, and b) laugh their asses off at another rube who complains about vibration with the crappy concrete ripple strips they call a highway in ND.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 2:22 pm

Everyone knows what a good guy my SIL is, but I remember giving him an earful once when I found out my daughter was driving (with babies in car) on two BALD tires. She got a lecture too. She said she knew they needed to be replaced, but didn’t realize how bad they were. We’re talking about a guy who could build a car from scratch. He walked by her car every day and never bothered to look at her tires. He would have known instantly they were unsafe. She learned her lesson too, and it’s never happened again.

MT Viking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 2:43 pm

Some mechanics are just built that way. Same way I always tell my family members “I wouldn’t worry about it unless it hasn’t gone away in two weeks.”

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  MT Viking
27 July 2023 3:59 pm

He is kind of like that, but he knows if something needs to be fixed it gets added to his “to do” list, haha!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 2:43 pm

You go girl. Can’t put yourself and the children in harm’s way like that.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
27 July 2023 3:45 pm

The grands were the innocents here, someone had to ring the alarm on their behalf.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
27 July 2023 5:07 pm

Grandma Kathy kicking butt and taking names.

DE Viking
27 July 2023 10:02 am

90 degrees at 11am.
Going to be pushing 100 today and the rest of the week.

Wrenage
27 July 2023 9:52 am

I just got an email that we must be on high alert due to the temperatures outside. The email came with a red-border even.

I’m glad I received this email. I was under the impression that “summer” was happening. Turns out, it is actually an emergency, and we might all die.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
27 July 2023 9:54 am

I’m surprised there wasn’t a “due to MAGA policies, it’s hot”.
Even though Briben and climate kooks are setting policies.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 11:38 am

Do you look down at your turds in the bowl post shitting and blame Biden if they’re not the consistency you desire?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 11:40 am

That is both weird and gross at the same time…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 11:42 am

No, but I do look at them and say, “Bye Joes” as I flush the toilet.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 11:43 am

Oh and sometimes I’ll mix it up and just say, “see ya libs.”

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 12:39 pm

It was written in the red border

Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:27 am

One interesting thing occurred to me after reading about the Hunter Biden gun charge.

If you smoke pot, you can’t buy a gun.

Especially if you have a medical marijuana card. The Feds use that as proof you are a drug user.

Under 18 USC 922(g)(3), it is a felony for an illegal drug user to “receive” or “possess” a firearm. The maximum penalty at the time of Biden’s gun purchase was a 10-year prison sentence. This is the charge that David Weiss, the U.S. attorney for the District of Delaware, filed against Biden on June 20.

Now, Biden was a crackhead, and I doubt you would find many people that want to arm crackheads.

Where this gets interesting is the term illegal drug user.

Biden bought the revolver from a federally licensed dealer, he had to fill out ATF Form 4473, which asks, among other things, “Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?” Biden falsely checked “no,” thereby violating 18 USC 922(a)(6).

People who are recognized as unlawful users of controlled substances, require evidence such as a drug arrest, court-ordered treatment, or a state-issued medical marijuana card.

So, if you are currently using marijuana, you can get up to 10 years in prison if you buy a gun, and get another 5 years for falisying the paperwork.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hunter-biden-shouldnt-prison-violating-185013680.html

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:31 am

Well, these laws only apply to the peasants, like me and you.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:39 am

The judge threw out the deal. Maybe he will get some prison time.

I found it really interesting that one of the more common ways to get prosecuted for this was by having a medical marijuana card.

I would say that you are much more likely to get shot by a drunk then a pot smoker.

They should take the pot out of that law. Especially since it is legal in quite a few states.

Doubt the NRA would fight this battle though.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:48 am

Hunter isn’t going to jail.
They will redo the deal and limit it only to those charges.
The original deal was trying to sneak a global immunity for all future crimes.

Kind of tells you that he is a complete crook if they want global immunity.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:54 am

Not sure if you read the article, but almost no one actually goes to jail for being a drug user and owning a gun without some other prior convictions.

Personally, I don’t give a shit what they do with him.

I just think it is absolute crap that if you have a medical marijuana card, and you own a gun, you are committing a felony that is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Moral of the story, don’t get a marijuana card or admit to using marijuana around the feds.

They are losers.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:56 am

Well that’s true.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 11:34 am

They wouldn’t enforce it anyway. I know a law enforcement person who had a known felon on camera rifle hunting and then admitting to the officer he was a felon and knew he wasn’t supposed to have the rifle. This was all turned over to ATF or such and they did absolutely nothing.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:36 am

Come and take them….

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:21 am

You can get around that by when your medical card expires just buy your guns then. But as usual I think it’s funny “shall not be infringed” do Redumblicans really back that statement? It doesn’t say “shall not be infringed unless you smoke the devil’s lettuce.” But you can be a violent alcoholic and have all the guns you want right?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
27 July 2023 11:33 am

Non sequitur… legal versus illegal, not right vs wrong in public opinion.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:35 am

Yeah all that and Biden will serve no jail time.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 9:26 am

After listening to all the national press this morning, if Jets sign Cook it’s off to the SB.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 10:34 am

The hype around the Jets is honestly kinda sounding a lot like Denver last year. And the Irony is Hackett is now on the Jets, granted not as HC but still. They are either going to be as good as they say they are or its going to be a shit show. Nothing in between.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 10:44 am

AFC east is tough.
I don’t see NYJ as that good.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 10:49 am

I think they have a good roster and will be a good team but yes, that division is brutal. Jets will have a winning record at least but will probably be lucky to grab a WC

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 11:47 am

More the national media builds them up….all the more enjoyable it will be watching Rodgers fall apart and moan when they lose. Can’t wait.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:14 pm

The New York media will ripe ole Rogers a new one if he doesn’t play well.
I really hope it happens

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  KFEY93
27 July 2023 10:49 am

The Jets have a pretty brutal early schedule:

v Bills
@ Cowboys
v Pats
v Chiefs
@ Broncos
v Eagles
@ Giants
v Chargers

They are already under a lot of pressure and could very easily have a losing record after their first 8 games. If so, the NY media and their fans are going to be all over them.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 9:45 am

Yessir….when they go, they go in a hurry…

Running backs should be eligible for Free Agency earlier than other positions IMO

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 9:52 am

That’s an interesting thought.
I’m not sure that is doable in the CBA though.
Labor agreements typically have to be uniform for all employees.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 8:57 am

Evil MAGA wingers costing people their jobs.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 9:00 am

Yep. Killing people.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:02 am

Bud Light is too big to fail. The government really should step in and bail them out since they are simply trying to uphold the new world social constructs.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 9:03 am

I predicted that this will happen. Eventually.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 11:48 am

I’m sending a donation signed with my pronoun.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:01 am

Did anyone know someone that drank Bud light before the boycott?

Coors. Busch light, or Miller Lite (mostly Coors) seemed to be the light beer of choice among my friend group.
Most people I hang out with either get some kind of local beer or a mixed drink.
Light beer is for starting drinking at noon in the summertime, and 7% IPA would put you down by 6 pm.

Who are these weirdos that used to buy Bud light in large quantities?

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:04 am

I know a few people.
But yeah, I have no idea who drinks it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 11:50 am

It’s been probably 30 years since I had a Bud Light..last time I had one I remember it gave me a massive ice pick level headache. Never ever had that with any other beer immediately after drinking. Never touched one since.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 12:21 pm

I can’t drink more than one White Claw. It gives me heart burn.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 12:44 pm

I can’t even drink one white claw, without losing my man card.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:04 am

I used to buy BL in large quantities, mainly camping and hunting trips when I didn’t want to only consume micros. I have not bought any. Out here, BL was by far the most common beer and I don’t know the last time I saw somebody drink one or buy one. Used to be when you were at the gas station at least one person would buy a pack of BL while you were there. I haven’t seen one. I saw a guy buy a case of Bud but it’s been months since I’ve seen a BL that wasn’t on a store shelf.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 9:08 am

Interesting. I spend a lot of time at my parents cabin in WI, which is about 1.5 hours northeast of Minneapolis. The small towns around there really love Busch Light, and some Miller lite thrown in.
The Bush latte guy is very accurate depiction of what goes on at the local bars around my parents cabin.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:24 am

We had a cabin in Burnett County growing up.
Danbury WI address.

Grantsburg or Siren area for you?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:32 am

Balsam Just north of 8.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:36 am

Gotcha. We didn’t take 8 much. A few times though.

Northwoods
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 11:12 am

Sweet. I fish Balsam quite a bit in the winter. Grew up in Amery.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:20 am

Busch Light is solid. Alas – InBev.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:08 am

Perhaps I am unusual. I have drunk enough Budweiser to float a battleship. Have also drank beer all over the world.
But, I have never meant one person that drank Bud light Some Ultra and some Miller Lite, but no Bud light.
Since that commercial, I have not had one Budweister.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:09 am

Bud light sucks and their former marketing people are incredibly stupid.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:17 am

I used to drink a lot of Bud Light. It was a good beer for boating or mowing the lawn. Busch Light is the same beer with a different can label…

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
27 July 2023 9:29 am

Did you ever find yourself checking out dudes after drinking it?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:32 am

@sarc@

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:17 am

All light beers are the same to me…I used to drink some bud light, along with Coors Light, Ultra, and Miller Lite…Now I am strictly a Coors and Miller guy.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 9:29 am

Yeah.
I hate light beer.
I prefer craft beers. But not those fruity IPA types. Yuk.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:32 am

I like crafts as well but I can’t drink Cold Smoke all day in the mountains or I’ll be out by noon. I typically only drink craft beers around the house but will buy light beer to take camping and four wheeling. Used to be copious amounts of Bud Light, now it depends. Miller Lite is okish and I found another light beer out of Colorado that was pretty drinkable at the gas station last time we went camping. It helped that it was only like 15 bucks for a 24 rack.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 9:34 am

If you are drinking all day, craft beers will knock you out. So I get drinking light beer.

I don’t drink much anymore, but when I do, I will pay for a good solid Ale.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 9:36 am

Bud Light was our top seller at our bar. We would go through a half barrel every week. When this “boycott” started, it took us over a month to sell out of what was left of the keg.

We switched to Grain Belt Premium Light, and it has become our top seller. we currently have 17 beers on tap.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JacksonVike
27 July 2023 9:41 am

I like Grain Belt Premium.
Don’t really buy the light version. last time I was up on the range I drank that all weekend.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:12 am

Speaking of bad beer, back in college (South Dakota St, 1979-1983) we drank a lot of Buckhorn beer. Very cheap, and thus a go-to-beer for broke college kids. It had to be ice cold, or it was impossible to drink. I have not seen that beer since then, I wonder if it is still around?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:23 am

Oh man, lots of friend’s and family are Bud Light only drinkers. Luckily none that I know of are brain washed enough to boycott.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 10:35 am

It was mine and my friend groups beer of choice when we were minors and into our very early 20s. Around mid 20s we switched to Busch because it gave us less head aches and was cheaper. Still my preferred water beer.

bowbunch
bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:34 am

Is Hall QB2 yet?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:35 am

I was just going to ask for a J. Hall update…

Anyone have any news?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 8:36 am

I’m guessing the Vikings are squashing any news of how good he is to take the league by surprise when they trade Cousins and make Hall the starter. Only logical reason for no news.

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 8:37 am

” Rookie Jaren Hall threw a dime down the left sideline to former XFL star Lucky Jackson, but Hall later sailed a pass over the head of Thayer Thomas.”;

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 9:01 am

Even his bad news is good news – kid has enough of an arm to overthrow someone

(unless it was a screen pass, then that’s bad, M’kay?)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 9:07 am

If Hall overthrew a receiver it was because the receiver didn’t run full speed or ran the route too short. #HallCanDoNoWrong

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:37 am

No, its Nick Mullens szn!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:51 am

I honestly wonder if he can outplay Mullens. Something to make me stay up too late when they lose to Seattle in the first practice game.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
27 July 2023 8:52 am

Probably not to start.
But maybe next year.

Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:28 am

I don’t really care a ton about the Gophers, but if you are going to dump this much shit about a coach, at least have the balls to attach your name to the complaints.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/ex-minnesota-football-players-staffers-allege-toxic-culture-under-coach-p-j-fleck-within-program/

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:36 am

What a load of shit, ex college players bitching about being disciplined and lol, this part

A subsequent investigation by Husch Blackwell, a well-known independent firm, was spurred by the concerns raised in that memorandum. The investigation largely exonerated those accused of improper conduct while crediting Minnesota’s athletic training staff for best practices. 

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:41 am

A lot of former players came out and blasted this as a hit piece.

Gen Z is really a bunch of whiny, brats.

I blame it on “good” parenting.

You need to kick your kicks out of the house and let them learn a few things on their own.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:41 am

By kick out of the house I just meant don’t let them play video games.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:45 am

Crap, I should have read this reply. Just sent my 6 and 8 year olds down the road. I guess I could probably catch up with them.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:49 am

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:50 am

Nah. Lets see how this plays out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:52 am

Its a bunch of bullshit, loser reporter who has never accomplished anything is just trying to piggyback on the Northwestern story to get some attention.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:44 am

RIP

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:52 am

I have zero issues with Fleck. He seems over the top on enthusiasm, but the program sucks less that it would have if they had stuck with Clays.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Surly Viking
27 July 2023 9:45 am

Agree. Nothing I seen makes me think he is running some deranged program here.

Lifer
Admin
27 July 2023 8:04 am

Kirky Chains couldn’t even see well and tossed 30 tds a year. Now with perfect vision the NFL is in big trouble mister!

https://twitter.com/str8_cash_homey/status/1684423320077492225?s=61&t=MSJjCAC7RYtUNOadOBqDvw

Wrenage
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 8:13 am

Now his eyes are even more dreamy. And that smile…that damn smile…

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KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
27 July 2023 10:36 am

Cringe

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:20 am

Winston.
Kind of shows that it really didn’t help him, did it?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:23 am

Troy Williamson went to some sort of eye academy to train/correct his vision, still couldn’t catch herpes from two dollar hooker though.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 8:25 am

Maybe now he’ll try cooking some real steaks and not whatever crap he shared pictures of.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 8:47 am

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KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 10:36 am

So did Jameis Winston the other year lmao.

benjammin
Admin
27 July 2023 7:59 am

My wife took thing one and two to the cabin this morning, I’ll be on my own for several days…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:02 am

So you’re going to start an escort service?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:11 am

YES!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:13 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:15 am

I’d recommend using a hotel room so you don’t have to clean the house before the family gets back.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 8:18 am

Seems like you’ve got some experience

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:23 am

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Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:49 am

Might want to put anything like this under lock and key….

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Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:14 am

Awesome! That’s like Christmas and your birthday rolled into one!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
27 July 2023 10:40 am

Correct, don’t get me wrong, I love my family, but getting a break from them is amazing for a couple days, a week is too long though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:25 am

I’m actually looking forward to this thing I used to do called… sleep.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:49 am

Naps are amazing.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 9:43 am

At first glance I read sheep, maybe I should get my eyes checked.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
27 July 2023 10:37 am

LOL, well I did grow up on a sheep ranch

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:21 am

Pro tip…for “several” days a handle of whiskey would be your most economical purchase.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 July 2023 10:40 am

yeah might have to go to costco and get handle of Kirkland scotch

Grappling Arrow
Grappling Arrow
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2023 8:04 am

Their Irish Whiskey is pretty good too.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 1:40 pm

Everyone needs some R&R. A couple years ago my son in law told my daughter the only thing he wanted for his birthday was peace and quiet in the house for a day, so I got the girls for an overnighter.

benjammin
Admin
27 July 2023 7:50 am

The douche redo his deal so the J-E-T-S can sign Dalvin?



Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 7:53 am

Good…now a reason to hate the douche pickle even more.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:18 am

LOL….

So the J E T S …Jets, Jets, Jets are Super Bowl contenders?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 8:22 am

Probably moreso than the Vikings, they have a way better defense, better oline, step down at skill positions, better QB though.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:41 am

I don’t think they do. Cousins won nearly every category that matters last season.

Dousche threw fewer INTs, and was sacked less. That’s it.

2022 Season   

……………………..KC……AR

Fantasy Points…#7…….#13
FPts/Gm…………#13……#29   

Passing   
Completions……424…..350
Attempts…………643…..542
Percentage……..65.9….64.6
Yards……………..4,547..3,695
Yds/Att……………7.1……6.8
TD………………….29……26
INT…………………14…….12
Sacked……………46…….32   

Rushing   
Attempts…………31…….34
Yards……………..97…….94
Yds/Att……………3.1……2.8
Long……………….19……18
20+………………….0……..0
TD…………………..2………1 

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
27 July 2023 9:14 am

Rodgers is better.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:49 am

better QB though

So this will become a back door Cousins debate…….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 8:50 am

Everything, always.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:13 am

Didn’t mean it that way but sure

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 8:36 am

They had a top 5 defense in points, DVOA etc.

They went 7-10, and feel like they are a QB away.

SB contenders?

Maybe. I’d wait to see how Rogers gels with the new team, but its not a huge stretch to lump them into contention.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:59 am

They could easily finish last in their division IMO.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 July 2023 9:01 am

They’re gonna be a WC team, lose in the playoffs, Rodgers retires then they sign Kirk and he takes them to the SB that Rodgers couldn’t.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 9:14 am

LOL

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
27 July 2023 10:03 am

This would be hilarious and right on brand for the Vikings.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:31 am

You can get the same production for a third of the price from some no name bum.

HSCH.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:32 am

And they have the kid they drafted last year that was looking pretty good.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:38 am

Never heard of him, where’d he play previously?

HSCH.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 8:45 am

Well, obviously nowhere since he sucked.

Surly Viking
Admin
27 July 2023 6:33 am

Like the video of the day.

Skol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
27 July 2023 7:54 am

74 Jailbreak was one of my favorite albums.

Northwoods
Reply to  Surly Viking
27 July 2023 9:13 am

First time I heard the song Ride On was on a road trip to go skiing in Germany in 1989.

I swore it was Tina Turner until someone showed me an AC/DC cassette case with the song on it.

Lifer
Admin
27 July 2023 6:32 am

Day one camp run down:

Absences
Hunter is a hold in wasn’t seen. Three who are currently dealing with injuries: RT Brian O’Neill, OLB Andre Carter II, and OL Chris Reed.
No new injuries were sustained during practice. Pads don’t come on until Monday.

Depth chart notes
In the starting offense, Jalen Nailor was out there over rookie Jordan Addison as the third wide receiver and Oli Udoh filled in for O’Neill at right tackle. Everyone else is obvious: Alexander Mattison, T.J. Hockenson, Justin Jefferson, K.J. Osborn, Christian Darrisaw, Ezra Cleveland, Garrett Bradbury, and Ed Ingram. C.J. Ham also rotated in.

The starting defense, interestingly, looked like this:

  • OLBs/D-line: Marcus Davenport, Harrison Phillips, Khyiris Tonga, D.J. Wonnum
  • LBs: Jordan Hicks, Brian Asamoah
  • Secondary: Akayleb Evans, Byron Murphy Jr., Harrison Smith, Camryn Bynum, Joejuan Williams

That’s Murphy in the slot. The most notable name there is Williams, a former Patriots second-round pick who was signed as a free agent this offseason. He has 552 career defensive snaps under his belt, which is easily second-most in Minnesota’s CB room behind Murphy. Williams has remarkable size and length at 6’3″, 212 pounds.

This was the second-team defense to begin 7 on 7s:

  • OLBs/D-line: Patrick Jones II, Jonathan Bullard, Jaquelin Roy, Luiji Vilain
  • LBs: Troy Dye, Ivan Pace Jr.
  • Secondary: Mekhi Blackmon, Jaylin Williams, Josh Metellus, Lewis Cine, Andrew Booth Jr.

Highlights from Day 1

  • Nailor was the biggest winner of OTAs/minicamp, in my eyes, and he continued to stand out on the first day of camp. He had at least three catches during 7s (there was no 11-on-11 action today) and continues to get open.
  • Cousins was sharp. He had several great throws over the middle of the field to Osborn, Addison, and Hockenson. The Addison connection was a great leaning catch from the rookie, and Hockenson made a nice play to come down with a contested ball that was initially bobbled.
JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 7:32 am

Isn’t Murphy big? If so, that’s good. Need more physicality from the defense.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 7:40 am

He is. 6’3” 212

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
27 July 2023 7:42 am

Great – puny little guys don’t do a lot when it comes to tackling guys like Barkley, Chubb etc.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:24 am

Fearless…guts and proper technique made him a great tackler.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 July 2023 8:31 am

Any of our little guys showed the ability to hit like Winfield. If so, great.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 8:46 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
27 July 2023 7:52 am

Thats Joejuan Williams, Murphy is quite a bit smaller

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
27 July 2023 9:24 am

Yup. Misread. Thought he was asking about Williams. Morning confusion. Murphy is on the slighter side.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
27 July 2023 7:51 am

No he’s not big, 5’11 190, pretty average size

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 8:30 am

We should re-sign that Cousins guy to a Huuge new contract.
Let’s discuss this today.
Just for a change of pace

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 July 2023 8:40 am

That Cousins guy is a loser and will never win a SB.
Let’s discuss this today.
Just for a change of pace

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Lifer
27 July 2023 1:54 pm

Thank you for the summary.

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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