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No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 4:08 pm

Staffers working for Kamala Harris are revolting over the inferior quality of lunches on Air Force Two, the vice president’s plane.

It comes after news emerged that their counterparts in the president’s office, who travel on Air Force One, are served filet mignon and other hot delicacies on gold-rimmed plates, accompanied by cold beers.

Ms Harris’s staff say they get soggy sandwiches in brown paper bags – and no booze.

I have no words…

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 5:16 pm

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 6:19 pm

@the struggle is real@

Lifer
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2 April 2023 3:33 pm

Balance

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No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 3:10 pm

Well Ricky Fowler finally shot a low round. Shot 6 under today to climb all the way up to a tie for 7th. Had an 8 footer for birdie on the last hole after making eagle the hole before, but just missed. Good day for him though and happy to see it.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 3:28 pm

Missed that…glad he recovered his sub round form. I’m watching the Women’s NCAA basketball final. Clark from Iowa may be the best pure shooter I’ve ever seen. Only player with her auto flush from beyond the arch is Curry. Clarke averages 35’ for her shooting and the 3 line is 30’. Yeah she’s that good. 40+ the past two games one being a triple double and broke multiple records this tourney.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 3:43 pm

Interesting round… he bogeyed two par 5’s and missed a 6 and half foot birdie putt and of course the 8 footer on the last hole. That’s four shots. That would have put him at 10 under for the round, 12 under for the tournament, and currently tied for 2nd. So close to a truly magical round.

Lifer
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2 April 2023 1:30 pm

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!Lol 🤪😂

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HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 4:52 pm

Irv Smith jr! 😂🤦‍♂️

Lifer
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Reply to  HUNViking
2 April 2023 5:16 pm

I laughed out loud…BREAKING OUT!

Lifer
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2 April 2023 12:05 pm

Mock-A-Lishous

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 1:10 pm

A. No idea why you would go Safety, and B. Branch won’t be there at 25.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 1:16 pm

Because Harry is done next year, Cine is no guarantee post gruesome injury and Bynum made more mistakes last yr than five at a tranny orgy.

Also BPA…Branch is a stud and easily can play in a dime in coverage.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
2 April 2023 11:44 am
Lifer
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Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 April 2023 11:53 am

Pure smoke…he drops like a stone.

Rob
Rob
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Reply to  SkoIdiers
2 April 2023 12:20 pm

Blake Bortles 2.0

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 9:57 am

Rickie Fowler teeing off at 11:13. He’s not had a low round yet. Hopefully shoots something really low today. He looks to be playing better than he has in a long time. Just has to get all the way back.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 10:08 am

Can’t break 70.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 10:18 am

I agree. Hasn’t gone super low in any round this year I can recall.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 11:04 am

Birdied two of the first three holes, but the long par 3 into the wind ate his lunch on the tee shot. 20 yards short of the green it looks like.

No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 8:27 am

Regarding Dalvin Cook. It’s kinda sad that he’s probably going to have to be let go due to his contract. Like Thielen and others before him, he was huge in the community and just a rock solid guy. He also gave us many thrills on the field with some spectacular runs. Remember his TD run against Miami last year? I do.

The business side of the NFL always wins folks. Doesn’t matter how good a person you are, how great a player you are, or how devoted you were to the fans and the community. Eventually you will get dumped and the fans will turn on you and say good riddance.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 8:35 am

Yup…only pause I have on believing they’re actually going to release him is the “beefing” up of the blocking up front they’ve done with signing Oliver and re-signing Ham. Possibly the re-signing of Mattison has the plan being pound the rock and sprinkle in Nene and Chandler. I’m fine with that. I’d rather jettison Cook and his salary and sign a couple guys to multi year deals to begin the rebuild of depth and competing in 2024 / 25.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 8:39 am

Three things I don’t like about the NFL. They’re too woke, they’re too “entertainment” focused (more icing than cake), and no matter what they proclaim, they don’t give a shit about the players.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 2:50 pm

Fans are fickle. If you don’t extend a good player in his prime, they’re mad. Once he’s not in his prime, they’re mad about the contract. Everything is always about money, and the rich owners will win in the end.

I like football, but (especially with all the woke stuff) I’d probably check out if there weren’t some players who are good guys.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
2 April 2023 8:21 am

That is just a mentally limited individual unable to control their emotions to have sensible dialogue to confront differences in opinions. Both sides have these morons. Example A…

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 6:58 pm

Yes, and the one who shot up a school in Tennessee

Lifer
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2 April 2023 7:19 am

After more research I think the Bijan hype is just that…talented kid but not the AP / LT level. I hope the Eagles do waste pick 10 on him but that isn’t going to happen. He’ll slide to day 2.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 7:55 am

It makes no sense to draft a RB in round 1 anymore.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
2 April 2023 9:17 am

No

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
2 April 2023 12:41 pm

I don’t underestimate Jerruh

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 7:57 am

I would. I think KAM absolutely would.
The problem is, would a team take on that salary for a RB?

I think the real question is how much salary the Vikings would eat to facilitate the trade.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
2 April 2023 8:14 am

That’s the reality. No team wants Cook, his salary when they can draft cheap talent for little more than the vet minimum.

Should the Vikings straight release him with whatever is the best financial time, pre or post June designation?

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 12:46 pm

I don’t think they will.
Cook can still break a play and change a game.

Lifer
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2 April 2023 6:22 am

Morning gents! Beautiful sunrise this morning. Looks like it’s going to be a lovely day, 65-70 and sunny. Think I’ll stay home and do so projects around the yard and garages. Wash the cars and get the pollen off.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 8:17 am

Had to take the wife’s friend to the airport this morning at 7 a.m. She was here the last 5 days. Came down from Maryland and they went to some concert at a Brewery in Tampa. We had some fun and she relaxed by the pool and laughed at the golfers cussing their shots that went into the lake. Some put on quite a show.

We went over to Tarpon Springs yesterday for lunch, drinks, and shopping. Beautiful day and fun. I got a little sunburned, but it was a great time. We were going to go down to Ybor City for dinner last night, but we were all too tired so we stayed home and just had a normal meal around the table. Good times.

Gonna do a late lunch somewhere today and just relax and watch golf probably.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 8:27 am

Sounds like a wonderful week and weekend. Nice to have guests to entertain especially when they’re good friends.

Golfers showing their ass….glad I’ve never done that….

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Doing the same today…didn’t golf after hitting balls all week at the ballon factory, practice range Friday night and 9 holes yesterday I think I’ve done quite enough. We’re going to head to Lowes buy some house shit we need do a few projects and then the same….settle in and watch to see who gets the auto invited to the Masters this week!

benjammin
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1 April 2023 6:33 pm

Welcome to the black parade by My Chemical Romance fucking slaps, that is all

Lifer
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Reply to  benjammin
1 April 2023 6:41 pm

Cross between Queen and Greenday sound. Not bad.

benjammin
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Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:10 pm

not a lot of modern music I like, but that song does something for me

Lifer
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Reply to  benjammin
1 April 2023 8:09 pm

When you find one wear it out.

benjammin
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Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:03 pm

Absolutely, found this song while watching clerks 3 this morning

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:14 pm

Seems kind of odd to me… that said Cousins advocated for Rudy his first year here and DeFlip ignored him and made Rudy a blocker.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
2 April 2023 5:22 am

If Kirk wants him, I now question keeping Mattison.

No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:56 pm

According to KOC Cine is ahead of schedule in his rehab.

O’Connell spoke to the media this week and provided a lengthy Cine update, “Lewis is in a great spot right now. He’s well ahead of his rehab process. I see him [every day]. It’s unique to see a player every single day this time of year at the facility, but that’s been Lew.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 6:09 pm

I hope he brings it this season. Many players post injury work so hard in rehab they blow past the full recovery point and become even more. Like AP who I think came back in the best shape of his life in 2012.

DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:23 pm

Trans wacko assaults a dude in Canada.
Im sure the conservative dude will get prosecuted.

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Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:39 pm

What is the story here? I want to get outraged too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:40 pm

Nothing to see here… nothing to see…

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:41 pm

Aren’t you always outraged.?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:42 pm

Laughing

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:45 pm

Lifer
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1 April 2023 5:14 pm

Final Four has begun!! Owls of FAU vs the Aztecs of San Diego St.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:28 pm

Fun fact…..
Since Gavin Newsome banned state money to be used for travel to 23 republican states, the NCAA paid the cost of San Diego St to appear in Houston.

That is the loving and progressive way…….

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:36 pm

NCAA can afford it. Hope it was 1st class.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 6:15 pm

I thought we lived in the United States, not the Divided States.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 6:28 pm

Oh no we’re divided and it’s even more partisan now with this indictment. Gonna have to set up the reloader again.

No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 4:36 pm

Well, Rickie Fowler didn’t make the move he needed to today to give himself a chance to win and get into the Masters tomorrow. Guess who IS making that move though? Matt Kuchar. Kuchar, now the No. 148 player in the World Ranking, is not qualified for the Masters next week, but he’s currently one shot out of the lead in the Valero Open. If he can close the deal tomorrow, we’ll see him at Augusta National next week!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 4:42 pm

Well crap… Kuchar just pulled his drive way left into a damn cactus on his last hole, the long par 5 18th (just 609 yards is all). Looking at a bogey for sure, and potentially double.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:03 pm

Saw that…in to the dreaded cactus! Of course you know I don’t like him.

I’m rooting for Rodgers, use to be the man in college ahead of Speith and Thomas but lost his edge for the first 10 yrs on tour. Now is his chance to get to the Masters with his buds.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:09 pm

Laughing… I like Kuchar. Doubled the last so he’s fallen 4 shots back now. That said Rodgers hit his ball into a bad place on 18 as well, so maybe he will make a mistake and drop a shot.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:23 pm

It’s a par 5 he’s 10’ for a birdie now. Likely finish -13 with a two shot lead.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:29 pm

That putt was for par, so he missed it and made bogey. Kuchar is three back. I doubt he’ll win tomorrow. Padraig Harrington is in the tournament and only 5 back.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:43 pm

I don’t understand. His 2nd shot from 255 with the metal hybrid in to the bunker must have been his 3rd not 2nd. He must have hit his drive in trouble or flubbed his green side bunker shot. I missed a shot.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:44 pm

Yes, he had to punch out from under a tree where his tee shot rolled to. Then he hit his 3rd shot into the bunker.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:46 pm

Dude has been a lazer with his driver all week. Goes to show ya…it’s never automatic.

VikingPhilip
1 April 2023 3:07 pm

The grandkids are back from their walk with Grammie.

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VikingPhilip
1 April 2023 3:02 pm

The 3 to 8+ inches of snow predicted turned out to be about 1/2 inch. The weather people are just about as accurate as the mock drafts I see on here.

Lifer
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Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 April 2023 3:20 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
2 April 2023 9:05 am

We were supposed to get rain and then an inch of snow last night. We didn’t get a drop.

norseman1
norseman1
1 April 2023 2:56 pm

Can we pass a law to ban stupid April fools jokes?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
1 April 2023 3:00 pm

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NoDakRube
1 April 2023 1:29 pm

Twins are in 1st place all alone….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 April 2023 2:55 pm

161-1 baby.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 April 2023 12:10 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 April 2023 12:11 pm

Cooks gone at some point

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 April 2023 5:42 pm

He will play for the Vikings in 2023.
He can still break a play to the house.

No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 11:53 am

Headed to Tarpon Springs for lunch, drinks, shopping, etc. Beautiful warm day here. Talk at ya later.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 11:56 am

I ‘have to’ go up to Santa Barbara to take my mom out for a Birthday Dinner, her 90th.
@The trials we have to got thru for family.@

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
1 April 2023 11:58 am

Wow… 90. That is so awesome! Hope I make 90.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 11:59 am

That wife should keep you in shape.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
2 April 2023 8:19 am

My wife actually takes very good care of me. Very conscious about my diet, making sure I take my meds for my diabetes etc. We’ll see how long I last. My mom passed at 92.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 12:02 pm

Her mom, my grandmother made it to 99, my great grandmother made it to 100.
They say you get your life expectancy from your maternal side. Guess we will see.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
2 April 2023 12:17 am

She just got her Drivers License renewed for 5yrs,
Be very afraid, although she is a careful if slow driver. Doesn’t drive on the freeway/highway anymore, just around town.

Surly Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 12:16 pm

have fun!
Love Tarpon Springs. Visited there a few times in the mid 80s when living in Sarasota.

MN weather is bad, but the cold does keep out some of the riff raff.

norseman1
norseman1
1 April 2023 11:39 am

Looked at leaderboard for Valero, had to scroll down to Kuchar before i knew a name.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
1 April 2023 11:48 am

Yep, lots of no names in the tournament. The names are already at Augusta National…

DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:04 am

Brief rundown on the Vikings QB discussion.

I believe KAM when he says he wants flexibility at the QB slot. They offered Kirk 2024 guaranteed with not enough guaranteed in 2025. That shows they are happy with Kirk for two more years. The Vikings have supposedly sent the signal they love Levis. Skoldiers bought it hook, line and sinker. I think that signal is an attempt to get Kirk to lower his demands.

I don’t see anyway KAM makes a big move up for Levis. If Levis drops down to 20, I think KAM might trade up.

My take is that KAM is trying to soften Kirk. He will draft a QB in 2023, probably in the later rounds. Then they will try the Kirk extension after the draft.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:07 am

Gonna trade back, end up acquiring a second round pick and draft Hooker. Might just stand pat and draft Hooker. If it wasn’t for the ACL he’d be in the conversation for top 10 and the ACL could be ready by training camp. Only other downside is his age, big deal. Tannehill was old when drafted and that seems like ages ago but he’s still playing, and he hasn’t been great.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
1 April 2023 10:08 am

Hooker or bust!

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:13 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:33 am

Gotta be different so if I’m right I can point it out and be the true prognosticator of skolholes. If I’m wrong, big whoop we’ll just forget our ever happened. I’ve heard a lot of people who I respect that really like Hooker. The injury and age are all that are pushing him down the board which is fine. That jests means you get him cheaper.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
1 April 2023 10:42 am

I’ll forget either way lol

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
1 April 2023 10:08 am

Very plausible. I don’t know who KAM likes. But Hooker is possible.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:11 am

I think Tune is the “pocket” type guy with the on the move capability.

that breakdown I posted yesterday showed some good and bad points from their bowl game.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:14 am

Tune is plausible as well.
Im not going to claim which QB is the one to draft.
It’s a crap shoot.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:42 am

I am not saying they will get him…

I am saying it’s crazy how he’s being overlooked.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:44 am

Yep. I get it.
It’s still a crap shoot.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:08 am

I agree with this assessment.

kirk does not suck.

he is a capable QB.

Clayton Tune Rd 4.

Vikes will see how Kirk does I’m ‘23 to dictate ‘24 and beyond… bjt don’t want to be tied down for ‘25 even if it means paying 45m+

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:11 am

Yep. Makes perfect sense to me.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:12 am

It’s a game of chicken by both camps.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:19 am

True. I do think however, that KAM is fine moving off of Kirk. We will see if Cousins truly wants to retire a Viking.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 10:42 am

Correct.

it’s all about value.. and fully guaranteeing deals to a 35+ year old QB is not smart.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:50 am

Yep.
Fully guaranteeing an under 35 year old QB like Cousins for 6 years hasn’t really worked either. The whole premise of which was to “make a Super Bowl run”

Surly Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 10:12 am

kirk does not suck.

mostly true.

4th and 8

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
1 April 2023 10:41 am

While that play did

as a whole season he did fine.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 12:17 pm

Agreed. He did play pretty well for most of the season, and had a few really fantastic games.

Then the playoffs.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
1 April 2023 3:53 pm

Well… to be fair Cousins was 31 of 39 (79.5%) for 273 yards and 2 TD’s with a 112 .9 passer rating and an 85 QBR in the playoffs.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
1 April 2023 10:42 am

3 and out. AND 4th and 8.

Lifer
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1 April 2023 9:47 am

Going to go play 9 with the Mrs, her first time on the course this year. She’ll probably best me. Try and break 45 today on a hard nine.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:49 am

Have fun, try and just be relaxed, swing in rhythm, and pull through the hitting area with your left side.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 3:31 pm

Thanks NVF. Played well…was striping my irons and hybrids. Shot a 46 and had two topped shots, both went straight but only 125 yards, a driver and a hybrid second shot. 3 putted the last 420 yard par four after being on in 2. Didn’t putt that well but only had one 3 putt, two putted the rest. Focused on exactly that, pulling through with the back of my left hand which got my right hip and hands in time. Didn’t pull one shot all day.

Tighten up hitting down on the ball a bit more and get my putting stoke back I’m in the 80’s again. I can see the way now which I had my doubts a few weeks ago. At least my wife thinks I’m a decent golfer now lol..

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 3:56 pm

Nice to hear Lifer. Very happy for you. I can’t reach a 420 yard hole in 2 so very impressed with that!

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 4:24 pm

Yeah by far my best two shots of the day…smashed a drive dead straight 230. Hit a 4 hybrid 200 to the back section of the green. Left the first putt woefully short, burned the edge with the second putt tapped in for a bogey.

I’m going to play again tomorrow morning see if I can keep it going.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 4:29 pm

Great, I think you were letting your right side take over too much in your swing. Feeling the pressure on the back of your lead hand as your coming into impact means your body is turning and your hands are following, as it should be. Synching your right hip with your lead arm as you said. I often give that tip on the course to folks and it seems to help a lot.

BTW it will help your chipping too.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:09 pm

yup…my chipping is solid I use all body and shoulder turn to eliminate the handsy stuff.

Excited to play tomorrow and see if I can lock in the feel.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:32 pm

Yeah.
A 385 yard par 4 is about my limit for hitting in 2.
Sucks getting old.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 5:41 pm

Amen… right now 375 is about my max… still hit the ball well just doesn’t go as far as it did 20 years ago.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 12:18 pm

Have fun!
With the 10 inches of snow today, I am wondering if I will be on a course in April at all.
Probably not.

Did buy a season pass again, so at least 40 rounds for me this summer.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:47 am

Yeah, couple years ago that was a weird event…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 11:01 am

Prob a tour event that weekend, they can’t be happy.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
1 April 2023 11:29 am

This was two or three years ago… not today. Probably Lifer’s April fool’s day gift.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 11:30 am

Gotcha. In Minny and all i see is snow,

No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 9:09 am

Anybody think Rickie Fowler can win the Texas Valero Open and get into the Masters? I think he has to shoot 65-65 over the weekend to have any chance.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 9:33 am

I hope he does but if he’s close tomorrow I think he probably folds under the pressure. He’s not all the way back mentally if he’ll ever be.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 9:55 am

No.

Lifer
Admin
1 April 2023 8:53 am

Irv Smith was selected with the 50th pick in the 2nd round. Players the Vikings could have selected.

AJ Brown
Josh Oliver (TE we just signed)
DK Metcalf
Tony Pollard
Terry McLaurin

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 8:56 am

Now do Mike Hughes

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 9:34 am

No. I don’t wanna.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 10:08 am

Lol

zim would’ve ruined him anyway

Mick
Mick
1 April 2023 7:13 am

Good Saturday coffee read…

Cousins is entering his age 35 season, which puts him on the edge of the age cliff. Using his 97.8 career passer rating as a barometer, there have only been 23 seasons since the Super Bowl era where a starting quarterback 35 or older has exceeded that threshold. Tom Brady owns six of those seasons. Drew Brees owns five. Peyton Manning? Three. Break it all down and there have only been eight players in NFL history to accomplish this feat.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 7:22 am

Hmmmm… I like this discussion Mick. I would bet you money right now that Cousins surpasses the 97.8 passer rating this year. I think Cousins will continue to play at a high level for the next 5 years.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:25 am

I did like how the article pointed out none of these QB’s after Young and Stroud are worth the risk of a 1st rd pick. If O’Connell and KAM get stubborn on rushing and moving on from Cousins it could be right in to a worse situation.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:51 am

I’m not sold on it either.

the noise we hear can just be jockeying from both camps.

I do like Tune the best.

I also think, especially with the Lamar situation and the contracts given ojt that teams are starting to be more risk averse with these deals.

you cannot compare a 35 y/o to a 26 y/o in terms of numbers and structure.

bith sides want what’s best for them.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:36 am

Even with us 92.5 rating last year?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 7:43 am

Yes. That rating was heavily affected by the new offense where the receivers and Cousins were not on the same page a lot of the time and even resulted in interceptions (like the two Reagor cost us in one game). I also think the scheme was really not as great as folks expected. I think KOC probably knows he lucked out with Cousins and JJ being able to make chicken salad out of chicken shit a bunch of times last year. Unbelievable throws and unbelievable catches were a staple because the play calling and the scheme were poor (my opinion only).

I expect KOC to make significant adjustments this year.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:49 am

I think there were some lumps being worked out as well.

history is a guide to lean on, it isn’t absolute. I was mostly surprised by how few the number of QBs who’ve surpassed that number is.

there will always be exceptions to the rule… but the point remains. It isn’t an easy feat.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 7:52 am

You’re right Mick. I think Cousins will do it though this year. I think the Vikings will move on from Cousins in 2024 no matter how good a year he has and even if they win the Super Bowl. They want to go younger, cheaper, and on a deal where they have all the control over the player. Is what it is, and choices all teams have to make.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:55 am

I’m not sold on them moving on.

but like I said below both teams want the best deal.

And the owners… as a whole are trying to slow down the huge rise of these QB contracts.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 8:04 am

It’s a conundrum for sure. Players will have a number of very good seasons, prove themselves, and get ever bigger contracts, but eventually they price themselves out of the market. Look at OBJ. Wanted $20M a year. Now it’s down to $15M a year. Is he worth that? Where is the line? Is any QB worth investing more than 20% of your cap in? I think percentage of cap is a real measuring stick. How much is too much? Aaron Rodgers deal is crazy to me. I like Lamar, but no way he is worth $50M with his injury issues and style of play. Teams have to balance the books and still be competitive. Hard task.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 8:14 am

look…the Vikings and Cousins aren’t afraid to have a stare down in to the offseason next year and then come to agreement and he stays. Vikings want to see how we finish this year, what our draft position is, what QB’s are in the rookie pool and go from there. Perfectly suitable for both parties. I don’t necessary think Cousins is gone in 24 a lot depends on how that plays out.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 8:26 am

You could certainly be right Lifer. I’m definitely making assumptions and reading tea leaves here. I don’t think Cousins is “old” and I don’t think his play will fall off a ledge any time soon. I do think his price tag is pretty steep and combined with his contract “requirements” it’s doubtful the Vikings will stick with him.

Just the business part of the NFL. It’s not as simple as folks want to make it sometimes, one way or the other.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 8:28 am

That’s what I’m sayin.

Surly Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 8:33 am

Always surprises me that there is not a current QB contract that is tied directly to salary cap%. It makes too much sense I guess.
Find a QB you love? Offer him 15-20% of the salary cap.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
1 April 2023 10:26 am

The issue with that, is that the cap changes every year. I don’t think a player would agree to that because if the cap remains the same or goes down, they have to take a pay cut.

Surly Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 12:20 pm

but the salary cap has gone down maybe once in the last decade, right? covid year.

I think the league / players union should work something out with one player maxing at 20% of the salary cap. Maybe even 15.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
1 April 2023 5:16 pm

It makes sense for a team to want that. I don’t know if a player would want that.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 10:07 am

I will take that bet if you want.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 11:30 am

Sure DE… what do you want to put on it?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 11:32 am

Think our O-line will improve. Loss of AT doesn’t bother me much. I’d prob bet, if i had money.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 12:12 pm

$50..???

And let’s be clear as possible.
If Kirk plays 2 games, it’s those two games.
If Kirk plays to the super bowl, it includes all games played. Regardless of injury or being benched.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
1 April 2023 3:57 pm

Works for me

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 5:13 pm

I would bet you money right now that Cousins surpasses the 97.8 passer rating this year.

sounds good. You are on.

So Cousins passer rating at the end of the 2023 season has to be 97.9 or higher for you to win?

If it’s 97.8 or lower, I win?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 5:58 am

Hmmmm… might hit 6 iron off the tee, then a 5 wood to get me to about 220 yards out. Hit a 7 iron lay up, pitch the ball over Rae’s creek in 4, then two putt.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 6:32 am

Yeah I would 7 iron about 160 be around the same spot as you. The second shot would be a tricky one around the bend but we should have an angle. I’d probably go 7 wood which is my 185 club to get me to my wedge number. Pitch on three putt and take my double. You’d beat me by a shot.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 6:54 am

Well we wouldn’t take a quad, or lose a ball, would we? A man’s got to know his limitations. For me, trying to hit a driver or 3 wood off that tee through those trees just creates too much going on between my ears, and of course I would have to absolutely pure them with my best shot. The chances are with all that going on I won’t hit the best shot of my life, which of course is what is needed. Just hit the ball into the fairway and go from there. I do this a lot when I play. When faced with a “career shot” situation just play it simple. Keep it in play and enjoy your day.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:10 am

Yeah I would never hit a wood off that tee. Maybe a 9 or 7 wood because I hit those as well as an iron because they’re easy to hit but I would likely do the same and iron off the tee.

Chances are yes we would have a dropped shot. I gave myself a 3 putt for goodness sakes I’m trying to be realistic here lol.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:19 am

Have to admit, with those greens it’s probably more realistic to accept a three putt as a strong possibility. For whatever reason, I have always been a pretty good lag putter. A two putt is pretty normal for me. I wonder if I could handle those greens though. They’re just about the most difficult in the world.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:27 am

Absolutely…they are so fast and have difficult angulations, if they make the best putters in the world look silly as they do, imagine how amateurs would fare.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:30 am

Yeah, I would love to see how they are in real life though… just for the pure fun of it…

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:31 am

Have you filled out your Masters ticket application to get in to the lottery for tickets to attend? $140 if you’re picked for a single day, also have practice rounds that are cheaper if you win one of those. These tickets sell for thousands on the aftermarket.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:47 am

I never have. I have a very old friend who once told me his wife was friends with someone on the Augusta National board of directors or something and she could get me tickets. I never tested the waters on that. I think he was talking out his ass as it were, and didn’t want to embarrass him.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 8:09 am

You should sign up just to see if you get a ticket. Its a single applicant single ticket process.

Every year on June 1st they open up the app process for those that are registered. You have between 6-1 and 6-20 to apply. They do a random drawing and winners are emailed their link to buy a ticket.

Pretty big deal, some people have been doing this for 20+ yrs and never won, others have won a few times. Never know might get lucky. Link below.

https://www.masters.com/en_US/tickets

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 8:29 am

Thank you Lifer. I will bookmark the link and put it on my calendar for June 1st (Monday).

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 8:51 am

Laughing… at least after all that he didn’t gank it. I’ve seen guys do that many times. I’m like “if you’re gonna miss it, miss it quick”.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 8:55 am

Literally took 7 or 8 take aways lol…announcers had to fill that air time and not just blast him.

In ladies high school and college golf you get two practice swings or it’s a penalty if you do more.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:01 am

Kinda arbitrary there if you ask me, but c’est la vie

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:58 am

I would walk off the course of I got pared with that guy or heckle the shit out of him.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 10:37 am

My dad got us practice round tickets in 2006. My brother and I have put in for the drawing for the tournament every year since. Haven’t been chosen yet.

I have also put in to volunteer, but haven’t been selected for that either. You have to pay your own way, but all volunteers get a free round at Augusta National on a certain date. That is what I really want.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 9:54 am

What’s the rest of the hole layout like? Probably just let the big dog eat, laser one down the pipe and profit.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
1 April 2023 11:35 am

This is a 545 yard dogleg left, downhill par 5 with Rae’s creek guarding the green. The fairway is quite uneven with lots of moguls and bumpy spots. Left is dead. No way to recover from those woods. Right woods can be OK, as they’re sorta spaced out and you can get a lie and a shot.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 10:17 am

I’d rip my driver down the middle.
Easy peasy.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 11:17 am

Wedge.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 1:01 pm

If I do manage to connect with the ball it would go right into those trees just past the bricks lol

Lifer
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1 April 2023 5:44 am

Holy Moses that Clark girl on Iowa’s basketball team is something else. 40 point triple double a few nights ago and then 41 last night to knock off the undefeated #1 seed South Carolina. Her deep shots are as pure as Steph Curry’s and that is no joke.

Rob
Rob
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1 April 2023 5:29 am

The Origin Of Deadlifts

Lifer
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Reply to  Rob
1 April 2023 5:34 am

Lol….

Lifer
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1 April 2023 4:29 am

Welp….might as well draft OG Torrence from Florida or Bijan if he slides to 23 and never give the ball to the opposing offense.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 6:05 am

Remnants of the Zimmerball era. Zim built the offense around Dalvin Cook, which is why he never wanted Cousins. It’s not a bad way to play, the Ravens have done this ever since Harbaugh became their coach. Shorten the game, and in bad weather you’re always gonna be able to move the ball. A strong run game and a great defense wins Championships. O-linemen used to be the cheapest players on the team… not so anymore though. Is it cheaper overall (and smarter) though to get the best O-linemen in the league?

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 6:40 am

Yes.

I think tackles are ranked up there as the most expensive positions in football, a top 5 guard probably in the top 10 percentile of expensive positions as well but you’re lucky to have one of those if you already have two good tackles.

I keep reminding everyone, every legitimate championship contending team the Vikings have had they have had a top 3 if not the top LG in the league. Ed White, McDaniels, Hutchinson those were the studs inside that helped our good tackles and offense control games. Until we find that guy again we’ll continue to flail around the fringes of competing for a title.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:02 am

Interestingly enough, when Cousins was playing for the Redskins he had that same issue. Year after year the left guard was the Achilles heel on the O-line, and year after year the Redskins failed to fix it. Trent Williams was his left tackle and they don’t come any better than Trent, but he was also hurt a lot. The center was OK, the right guard was good (Scherff) and the right tackle was OK, but man, left guard was always terrible.

Lifer
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
1 April 2023 7:13 am

It’s the missing key position I’ve been saying it for years on these blogs but people just shrug and act like its just a guard. Exactly what you point out with Trent is what happens, elite tackle gets canceled out because the dline just focuses on the gaps to each side of the LG and create havoc. Center and guard are continually trying to pay attention and help and the whole operation is thrown in to flux.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 7:39 am

Andrew Vorhees would be worth the flyer even though he’s out this year.

Bradford from LSU… Ingrams old teammate is another.

I wouldn’t even hate taking Avila with a Round 1 trade back.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
1 April 2023 9:50 am

Cooks gone just can’t pass a physical yet

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 April 2023 9:51 am

Interesting take, hadn’t thought of that…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 April 2023 11:43 am

Yup.

post 6/1 trade

spread out the dead cap

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
1 April 2023 11:44 am

Chandler/Mattison.

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I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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