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Alright, so the Vikings re-signed Greg Joseph, @which should make our Skoloholics crowd very happy@. I’ll be curious to see how the contract is structured, whether they can cut him with no dead money or not. If they can, then the move makes sense. They at least have an option on the roster this way.
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Minnesota Vikings News:
The Vikings signed edge rusher Marcus Davenport.
The Vikings re-signed K Greg Joseph and LS Andrew DePaola.
Vikings.com has a 2023 Minnesota Vikings free agency tracker.
Video of the Day:
Here’s a great one from my youth, this is Nitty Gritty Dirt Band with Fishin’ In The Dark.
Cook dead likely
sweet! I like dolly a lot and think he’s a great RB.
Negative rumors and facts are coming out hot and heavy on Jalen Carter. He may be the 2023 slide candidate in the draft.
He had the arrest warrant for racing and leaving the scene of a fatality accident.Many are pointing out how out of shape he was during the season and playoffs. Visibly winded on the sideline had to come out of games.Did not do any testing at the combine.Was not prepared for recent pro day, was visibly fatigued and overweight and winded doing drills and had to stop.So now the talk is how far will he fall. Some rubes think the vikings have a shot at 23. I don’t think he gets out of the top 10 BUT there is a lot of talk out from fans who followed him that it has been an issue often and they would want nothing to do with him.
It is interesting. Some team first half of rd one will not pass on the best potential prospect in the draft. He may be a bust for 10 cent head reasons.
Yikes…hearing his pro day with scouts there did not go well.
Stress getting to him
If panthers pick the right QB I think they’re gonna be a force in a couple years. I like what they’re building there
I WANT MORE ACTION!!!!
Enough of this slow, methodical crap.
Vikings have released Kirk Cousins and offered Lamar Jackson a contract reportedly worth $180M over 4 years with $150M guaranteed.
I would absolutely laugh if that happened. Some here would be happy.
Some???
More than a few?
Many??
Gross
The Baltimore Ravens, who face uncertainty around Lamar Jackson’s future, have been involved in the free agent quarterback market, looking into options such as Baker Mayfield and Jacoby Brissett before they signed elsewhere, league sources told ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler. Baltimore appears to be looking for flexibility.
Lamar – I don’t need no stinking agent…
Jackson can start negotiating with other teams as of 4 p.m. ET today. This is unprecedented territory, because the 26-year-old Jackson is the first NFL MVP quarterback under 30 to receive the nonexclusive franchise tag, which pays him $32.416 million for one season and allows him to engage in contract negotiations with the rest of the league. If he accepts an offer, the Ravens have five days to match or get two first-round picks as compensation.
I won’t be surprised if a team ends up signing him and giving up the 2 first rd picks.
I won’t be surprised if no team signs him and he refuses to play on the tag and sits out the season.
Foolish to sit and give up $32M…
I agree he could have some suitors, but no idea what he’s asking for. If he wants $50M a year in a multi year deal with most or all of it guaranteed, he’s gonna be sorely disappointed. Never gonna happen.
I don’t know if it is foolish to pass on $32 mill when you’re in a position to make $200 mill, maybe a large percentage being guaranteed. Why diminish your value potentially with another injury or poor season and change the perception.
I don’t think he’s worth top 2 or 3 level money but I understand his strategy. I wouldn’t sign the tag.
Maybe he should have just accepted the 40+ / year deal he claims to have been offered.
Lol…..
Whoops…wrong tweet above but what the hell…two for the price of one.
and let’s have the girls on tour wear the skimpiest skirts possible!
Gotta try and get an audience somehow.
Why do you think women’s beach volleyball is so popular?
I don’t have to think about it too hard.
Those girls are crazy athletic…that’s why I watch.
Yep and I like watching Paige Spiranac’s videos for the golf insight.
Absolutely
Paige golfs?? Never noticed that…
Z and Cook to decisions coming
I so hope they force Z’Darius hand on his bullshit and do nothing.
Deal Cook.
No Market for cook.
Saw Falcons and fins but i see fins signed a couple.
With the contracts that are getting signed for RBs and the number that are out there, nobody is giving up anything to overpay him.
^^^^^^THis…
Cooks gonna stay imo
Still think so, now that Mattison has been re-signed? That’s a LOT of $$ to be tied up among RBs.
Elffeson is back
Good, I like Ellefson.
37 minutes to go from they’re not tendering him to they have re-signed him. Impressive.
Both probably PS players
How many TE’s are on the roster now??
Good grief.
They are the best athletes on the field, but yes, we have too many. At least 1 too many.
Currently six. Hock, Mundt, Muse, Ellefson, Oliver, Smith Jr
In this offense, you could kind of count Ham too. Also, isn’t Irv a FA?
Yes, you’re right. Smith Jr is a FA. My bad.
Yeah, understandable thinking he’s played 4 seasons.
He’s played about 2 seasons but yeah, Ben on the roster for four
No move on Hitman not needed till Friday
Got off work early from the balloon factory meeting. Get to spend the next couple days enjoying Kiawah. Golfing tomorrow.
Sweet! Nebraska?
No northern Montana, might swing by and have a ice cream cone with MT.
Beautiful course there. Enjoy!
Have fun… and I mean that. Golf is game. Play it and enjoy it. Laugh at the bad shots, celebrate the good ones.
Thank you!
I am not going to sweat the bad shots. My swing changes are getting better and will get me to a better game that I’m confident of. Try to break 95 tomorrow. Hard course.
Great goal. 95 on a hard course is a good score.
Pollard RB1 in Dallas
Would not shock me if his career is done. He might get a $2 mill a yr offer.
Yup, he’s washed. RBs have a shelf life.
the whole way the NLF does things is not really fair to the running backs. I mean by the time they are off of their rookie deal they are pretty much washed. Compare that to a lineman who can play at a high level well into his early 30s…RBs get screwed.
They should have picked a different position or better people to run their union. They, through their union, agreed to these contract structures so they shoulder much of the blame.
Yes…true….but they are still getting screwed….but hard for me to shed too many tears for a washed up 28 year old who has already made several million dollars playing a game.
Just comes with the position they play I guess. Not fair, but it is what it is.
2016 pick i think, 29. Yes, RB’s have a short NFL career.
Exactly why no one is trading for Cook
And exactly why they should tell him to take a paycut or take a hike.
Summary:
Hump Day gifs including MTs favorite and a different pregnant lady one
There are at least 7 axe murderers on this site that dislike pregnant ladies
Hun and Eggslusher are sick, Northwoods thinks its DEFINITELY herpes, not sure why he is so familiar with those symptoms
Lifer has turned into a lazy millennial, also posts vid of Kendricks making a futile attempt to chug a beer
Wrenage gives advice on murder tools
Bowbunch thinks Rudderless Shitship is the ideal name for Five’s Fantasy football team
According to Freezey, new Viking player Davenport only has half a sack
Eggslusher says banging model airplanes with cracks is not all its cracked up to be… I mean I wasn’t planning to try thanks for the advice
Zimmer’s face discussion
Tark is overrated according to Stu, Bowbunch thinks he’s trash cause no rings
Derby Skol shows up
Reparations discussion
Chef blames Trump for the collapse of SVB bank, Stu thinks it’s logical that its his fault
Rodgers finally announces he will play for Jets
Manly Purp has never seen someone with a bigger ego than Aaron Rodgers, I agree
Days like these I wish Five was around, he created a lot of great content for the summary
I made the summary! I’m somebody now! This is better than the phone book!
new england, where WR’s go to fall off the face of the earth
Not so much, NE is just really bad at drafting. Oh and Mac Jones is incredibly meh, not the world beater Mick and Lifer said he was gonna be.
good fit I believe…best WR they’ve had in a decade minus Moss.
Lol
He said they asked him about players he played with in GB. He said making those demands would be ridiculous.
It’s great because he says he loves GB, but he’s really torching their FO here.
That’s what happens when you have no real ownership to step in and tell the kids to shut the fuck up and get along or else. Shit goes too sideways to repair and you end up dumping not one, but two HOF QBs earlier than you should.
Bye bye Rodgers!!!
What an attention whore douche, he decided days ago but waited until today, which is after all the major FA signing and right before March Madness just so he’d have all the spotlight when he finally made it official.
They’re saying on the radio that he told both teams on Friday that he wanted to play for the Jets and now the Packers are digging their heals in on what they want from the Jets. If I was the Jets I’d tell em to piss off if they are being ridiculous.
Erin is way to old to give up much, i’m sure the pukes think he’s a gold mine.
Yep. Get the word out that you are meeting Lamar and watch the Pukers squirm.
Yep. Hey Packers, if you want to screw around here have fun paying that QB you pissed of and told you don’t want $60 million this year.
Jets should now sign Lamar. Would be great.
Yep
So about 2.6 dead if they cut him after 2023 if my math is correct?
Pretty good deal honestly
Not terrible, certainly not good, very meh.
They’re not tied to him at least long term. They have him under contract but find a way to upgrade they can move on with minimal hurt.
That’s what makes it ok, but Bradbury still can’t pass block and the Vikings have become a pass heavy team.
That is why we got Josh Oliver methinks.
He plays center?
Might be why Ham is still on the roster too. More 21 personnel with a lead blocker or keep one of the backs in the backfield for pass plays while flexing one or sending one on a route.
Too much for a backup.
Now Mick can shut up lol
Never seen a bigger ego on a guy than Rodgers.
Let me guess, everybody has been rude to him and everything is everybody else’s fault?
My wife joined our family March Madness bracket challenge for the first time ever. My daughter suggested that if mom wins we all should sell all of our earthly possessions and follow her as she will be a prophetess.
solid plan….
Quiet today.
For now. I have a feeling moves will start happening this afternoon and especially the rest of the week.
Yeah, moves will start happening
Love it!
Assuming his back is ok.
Gonna print out a few more billions to bail out SVB. Interest rates rising. Not sure why market down today.
Grrr..its a bunch of shit….
SVB was a bank run according to WOKE principals…they proudly said that 67 percent of their employees were “diverse”. Doesn’t matter if they are capable but by God they are diverse.
Gave 78 million to Black Lives Mattter.
Gave 100 million to Democratic party.
They might not know how to manage a bank but they sure as shit will get your pronoun right.
What a complete and utter fuck show that the rest of us have to pay for.
This is what happens when you run a business based on DEI principals rather than on merit.
Pisses me off so much cuase this is where we are headed….
I blame Trump.
it’s only logical that it’s his fault
Dims non-stop hole card. For everything.
It’s Ponder’s fault.
so if that’s what happens when someone runs a business based on that……imagine what happens to a country that is run the same wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Anyone got a link to the Pat M. show? I can’t stand Rodgers, but I have to admit it’s entertaining.
Asking for a link from somebody here? That’s pretty brave.
You could have just asked if anybody has a Trojan virus for ya.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcTeAKWJca6XyJ37_ZoKIQ
What time is Rodgers announcing his retirement psychedelic retreat today?
Thanks, needed that. On the second day of two and a half days of weld inspection training. I’ll need a second one after lunch.
Hey, good to hear from you, Derby! Long time no post.
Yeah. Work has been busy this winter. Catching up on paperwork from last year and trying to get this year’s projects going.
Browns, Panthers, Rams, and now Bucs. Guy has no problem getting a job. Keeping it is another matter.
No idea what he’s worth and for how long.
KOC and Flores were both in attendance at Gopher’s pro day.
Which rodent(s) could become a Viking?
tanner morgan
He got drafted already I thought?
You only think that because he’s like 30 and already bald
No, I thought I saw he was drafted by one of the other leagues, twas a joke.
Oh, yeah you’re right he was
Schmitz at C is probably not happening
CB Terrell Smith late mid round to 7th round guy, chance to be a gopher
S Jordan Howden another later round PS type guy
RB Mo Ibrahim 6th/7th round Depending on Cook/Mattison could be an option for Gophers
K Matthew Trickett maybe as a camp leg
The rest are likely all UDFAs
LOL. No matter how many times I correct it, I always write that as UFDAs.
Very Minnesotan of you.
Do you say, “Oop” when you drop something?
*Ope
Yes I do, with the correct rendition Bow provided.
PR stunt… just showing up for support of the locals… good for fostering fandom.
BS, they actually scout the local players, drafted one of the rodents last year, very well may again this year.
You bought that??? Laughing..
Bought what?
My ridiculous commentary
LOL, yep. Though under Spielman you would have actually been accurate, he completely ignored legit local talent like Antoine Winfield Jr. and such.
Sounds like a path to failure to me.
Yeah, probably.
Z Smith or Hunter been traded yet?
May keep them both and Davenport a rotation guy.
still think Z is traded and they keep Hunter
They need to create more cap space. They barely if at all have enough for rookies and there is still a lack of LBs and DL. Trade Z, restructure Harry, do something with Cook.
Lots of work left to be done. They got into cap compliance. Now to finish things off. I still have this weird feeling about KAM that he thinks he’s crazy like a fox and is playing some game where he’s making moves other people don’t understand the genius of. Like his draft moves last year made zero sense to me. Just moving spots around for no reason at all, and giving our Division foes opportunities to be better than us.
You don’t pay 13 mil for a rotational guy
I don’t know but right now the Vikings have seven DE’s on contract…
No they don’t and neither Hunter or Smith are listed as DEs
Because you change the scheme from a 4-3 to a 3-4 and change the position names doesn’t really change the reality here. All seven guys are playing the outside linebacker/DE spot.
Not really, in reality one of the DEs is actually a DT when the edge player rushes outside of him. Hell Dalvin Tomlinson was technically playing DE a fair amount of time last season.
Arguing semantics… OK… edge rusher…
You’re right, just semantics
Sounds like the Red Lake tribe isn’t too happy we white folk are catching a lot of fish up there.
Not sure they can actually do this, I think only Wisconsin has judges stupid enough to grant native requests like this. But, if it DOES go through, thousands of lives will be immediately upended.
I know on the Missouri River in SD by the Rez I was on the white folk and natives would get a state fishing license and a tribal license to double their catch and say prove which side of the river I caught it on. Not sure if any of them actually got caught and if that excuse worked but guys would tell me they would do that lol.
Back in the 1860s, a treaty was signed ceding the eastern portion of Upper Red Lake to the US. That is the only portion we can fish – you don’t want to get caught across the imaginary line.
That line is 10 miles out from the eastern-most point of the lake. They have a LOT of water that we can’t fish, now they want it all back.
Montegomery the Vikings killer landed with Lions last night if you missed it
Sounds like the Iggles are releasing Slay.
i’d take him i suppose
Him and JJ are gonna have to have a heart to heart.
hahaha true
He’s only elite when going against Kirk.
Drew Rosenhaus will be looking for a minimum of $18M a year…
Hard pass. Peters 1 year, 6 mill. Booth and Cine will be ready to ball this year. Just need a couple LBs and championship.
I think it should be $100 Trillion each. I just feel bad for anyone that lives in a city that never had slavery.
Been a good run America, it was nice knowing ya, RIP.
Mass exodus coming from San Francisco….
And mass immigration of blacks. By the time they make the payments there will only be black people.
Bankruptcy coming
Yes, and the Feds will step in and pick up the tab…you and I will be paying for it all eventually.
But they will still be held down by the White Man
this reminds me of the dave chapelle skit when they give reparations to all the black people….SO FUNNY
I don’t remember that one. I’ll have to look. Clayton Bigsby is awesome too.
look it up. it’s hilarious what they are all spending their money on
LOL, yeah, all the mergers like KFC/FUBU, richest man alive named Tron made his money from a hot hand at a dice game, price of Fried Chicken up to $600 a bucket. My fave is still Bixby but this, the racial draft, and player haters ball are great too.
I identify as black san franciscan, give me 5 mil now.
This is such bullshit, virtue signaling stupidity.
you don’t virtue signal??
that’s lame.
i have a sign in front of my house that says “hate has no home here”
Pfft…this is mine:
I like your sign much better than MTs
How dare you share pictures of my sign without my permission.
And I still see adds for CA wanting people to move there, go FUCK YOURSELF.
Ancestry.com says I am 4% African American.
Might not be worth the full $5M but might be worth a few $100k.
Not sure it is worth it to move to SF though.
Oh and I would have to pay for those getting the full $5M so probably a net loss.
Never mind, Idaho here I come.
How pathetic. What have we become?
That happens here I’m moving back to Canada…(checks headlines – Indigenous Persons Reparations)…oh wait
Social justice should just be a voluntary line on the tax form. As in…
Section 45.83B
I wish to add an additional $XXX to my taxes that will go toward [submit cause].
People who don’t want to pay won’t and feel good about themselves. People who want to pay will and feel good about themselves. The government can create more departments to manage the extra funds and will feel good about themselves. Everyone wins.
My social justice cause of choice will be the Vikings. They need more help than anyone.
They need help that money can’t provide, unless that money will go to Goodell to make the Vikings one of the NFL darlings for once.
We just need a new stadium. Then we can compete.
That’s how they are doing it in Hungary. You can donate 1% of your taxes to pretty much anything you like.
LOL. What a silly country we are becoming
In other news massive shortages on black shoe polish and Afro wigs statewide.
LOL!
Zeke released?
https://twitter.com/randomsports123/status/1636006702574075905?s=46&t=Q891Eaqn4KCwWb4d_1l_Uw
he sucks
Yes he does.
Mock after FA so far
Why do ppl want this Stanford guy? He sucks and is Kirk 2.0 but will never be on his level
“He sucks, is Kirk 2.0, but not as good” Lol you are so torn you cant even fully back the White Tail Deer in an 8 Jersey
Yeah, that makes no sense. Kirk is great but this kid sucks because he is just like Kirk.
“We need someone better than Kirk, BUT there never will be anyone better than Kirk, never ever, especially a rookie, all the Football talent in the universe is gone and dried up so we should pay Kirk whatever he wants” – Is basically how some people think. Its madness. Just hoping KAM and KOC dont have their heads that far up their ass.
You don’t know anything stu, you dum dum
wow, this is either a horrible reply fail, or you misread the name, either way ben is the dum dum here
I mistake, just so used to typing stu dum dum. Skoldumdum is what I meant
stu is dum dum, so i guess you get a pass
Lol
I like this Ben. You not so much. 😂
LOL
The receiver market hasn’t been breaking the bank. Should be able to bring in a guy like Chark or Campbell pretty reasonable.
Both are young and often injured, I’m sure KAM has boner at the idea of signing them.
Chark has had some really good games, and a 1000+ yard season in 2019, but other than that he’s been meh. 502 last year, 154 the year prior.
Campbell (Paris?) had his best season last year with 623.
Would rather get Thielen back for a year.
i was happy about this at the time. and i’m still happy about it.
best QB the vikings have ever had. can’t complain about that. hasn’t missed a game due to injury his entire time here.
I was fine with it, I’m fine with it now. He’s nowhere close to the best QB the Vikings have ever had.
i mean fine, i will give it to fran for chucking the ball at that dudes head.
I’d like to see Kirk do something like that
i wonder if it would rally the kirk haters….or if they would just focus on the 15 yard penalty and then when he throws 12 yards short of the first down….
The average Kirk Hater might rally, but someone as stubborn as 5 is never going change. I do miss 5 though.
They would nit pick exactly where it hit the guy. Like, well it didn’t REALLY hit him in the groin, more like the upper thigh. An elite QB like Lawrence or Mahomes would have hit a bullseye.
Or do a Longest Yard, and nail some DL in the sack.
Ever hear of Fran Tarkenton?
He is in the HOF.
You millenials lack knowledge.
https://static.www.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/league/hpaozz0hsfiznxohmjpi
Overrated, meh player. What did he ever really accomplish? No rings so he’s trash.
Total loser.
DE, I was 5 years old when Fran began playing for the Vikings. I was 13 when he stopped. Tarkenton was a legendary player without a doubt. He was gritty and a true competitor. That said, the only thing he ever did of note was run around a lot and evade tacklers. Still he was/is legendary. Cousins is an exceptional QB but not legendary in any way shape or form. In the modern era the Vikings have not had a QB that has played like Cousins for 5 straight years without injury, while amassing TD totals that only three other QB’s in the league have exceeded. This is comparing Cousins to his contemporaries as well as his historical predecessors. No Vikings QB in their history has thrown 153 TD’s in 5 seasons, or anywhere near that. So when I look across the spectrum, yes, an argument can be made that Cousins has played the position at a higher level for an extended career than any other Vikings QB ever has.
WTF are you blabbing about? (No offense)
Dude had ALL of the NFL passing records when he retired.
Dude made plays out of NOTHING every damn week.
He has been to 3 super bowls. Cousins hasn’t even sniffed it.
Watch some film.
Fran owned every significant passing record – 3,686 pass completions, 47,003 passing yards, and 342 touchdowns when he retired, but he played 18 seasons and 246 games too. I said he was legendary. I don’t think a player can get higher praise than that… do you?
Legendary is high praise…
Freezey face is the one who said Cousins was the best we ever had…Freezey may have just had a slight brain freeze.
Reposting your comment……
If you read his HoF comments he himself highlighted that…
Dude played against 150lb d lineman who worked at their local car wash 6 days/week and played football on the side.
Well yes, but you have to compare him to his peers who played at the same time…
Given that metric Fran was the best Vikings QB…
If you would ask me would I rather have Cousins or Tarkenton in their prime playing todays game with todays players…I would rather have Cousins.
Game has evolved to much, never much of a passing game back then. 3 yards and a cloud of dust. HB, FB. Rule changes. players are bigger and faster. I think Page played as light as 225 lbs.
Correct, so it’s dumb to argue that fran fricken tarkenton was the best QB to play for the Vikings. Everyone would rather have Tark, or Cunningham, or even Culpepper
I would rather have Daunte, in his prime he was a legit MVP candidate before shredding his knee. His only real issue were those tiny little hands
Was a huge Fran fan, and I am a huge Cousins fan….
But DE is correct,
Fran owned many of the passing records when he retired and played in 3 Owls…
Fran was the best QB the Vikings ever had.
Thank you.
Freaking Cousins sniffers have no history beyond 10 years.
Personally I’m not a fan of individual players, I’m a fan of the team. I like players that make an impact but I don’t get emotionally attached to them, though I used to as a kid.
If Kirk were able to improvise just a little bit, and evade some defenders, his playoff and prime time record would be much better than it is.
Instead, we get more of the stat king and his HoF agent.
Kirk is strictly a pocket passer other than designed roll outs, why interior protection is quite important.
And he’s actually pretty good on designed roll outs which makes the fact that he can’t improvise a little even more confusing.
I think the “he can’t improvise” commentary is overstated. There is plenty of video evidence out there to the contrary. Cousins doesn’t run around as a matter of course which makes it easier on the O-line. They know where he is, so they can protect him.
Yeah, except they don’t
On flip side though, defenders also know where he’ll always be
This is true Ben. When RGIII came to the Redskins all the pundits said “he immediately makes the O-line better”. Their logic was with a mobile QB, sacks would go down. They did somewhat in 2012, because Griffin would almost immediately take off running if his first read wasn’t there. After that though, he tried to run around in the pocket to buy time instead of taking off downfield and got killed. Why? O-line said “we never know what he’s going to do or where he’s going to set up”. Pocket passers make it easier on O-lines, but as you said, make it easier on defenses too.
Yeah I agree it helps the oline to know Kirk is gonna be in the pocket, they just aren’t good internally at keeping defenders out of Kirk’s lap.
Yep, and we have a head coach/OC who wants to run long developing plays with this fact in mind.
Total BS… say that to Brees, Brady, Marino, Manning, etc. Cousins production is better than all but three QB’s in the league since he joined the Vikings. You claim “he” would have won more if “he” was better. This is irrational in my opinion. “He” is the most productive QB the Vikings have ever had.
every one of those QBs is better than Kirk when the shit goes sideways. Not even close. Kirk chokes when it matters. The few exceptions are outliers.
@Not sure how you are related to him, but I understand supporting family.@
Wanna bet?
No need. Once the Vikings are on the edge of something meaningful, I can bet on the opponent and get paid as long as Kirk continues to Kirk. Again, there are a few outliers, and you will always make excuses for Kirk, and I will always blame Kirk.
4th and 8
Laughing so hard…. 4th and 8 is the WORST argument against Cousins ever.
Dan Marino may have had the best pocket mobility I’ve ever seen, he was not a runner, but he had an amazing ability to slide and move within the pocket to avoid rushers and buy himself a second more to deliver the ball downfield. He is probably the best ever to never win a SB. He had two great receivers in Clayton and Duper but could have had three if the dolphins hadn’t traded AC to the Vikings.
OVER
RATED
So is your mom in my experiences
doubtful
Look at Zimmer’s face. Knowing what we know now. That is a forced smile lol.
I think every smile was forced with Zim, unless he was talking about Teddy.
Very fair point
He smiled a fair amount his first years, then after that was just kind of a crabass all the time, even after he started banging a model half his age.
Banging a model half your age isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Especially if it’s a model airplane with a lot of cracks, but you already knew that.
Don’t stick your dick in model airplanes, would be a good one for that twitter guy whose name was Don’t Stick Your Dick In That, I think he got banned though.
Kirk is about to get another coach fired, also.
He’ll be playing in GB next year when the Vikings let him walk and the Packers realize Love Stinks.
yeah, yeah
Me likey
cherry picked stats…….
so i missed yesterday a bit….
who all have the vikings gotten/resigned?
Cheap injured guys got signed.
A long snapper got signed.
Expensive QB refuses to negotiate to retire a Viking, so KAM pushed 2023 cap numbers into the future.
Competitive Rebuild is still the motto.
You forgot the most important ones, they kept their center and kicker.
i’m fine with bradbury. cheaper deal. continuity. he’s FINE
I guess I’m ok with Bradbury, but they need to acquire a developmental C as well. Bradbury still sucks in pass pro, not a great situation when you combine that with a pocket passer. He’s good in the run game though.
agreed. i hope we draft someone that can replace him at some point.
so we got an edge rusher that played 15 games and had half a sack?
wow…..
So call him halfsack, did he get a neuticle?
The players we let go basically had to go due to cost, and age I suppose. Dantzler is a bit of a headscratcher from that perspective as he wasn’t old nor expensive. Maybe they just decided he sucked. The other thing here though is other than Dantzler the guys we let go were significant players. All have been strong contributors, and all seemingly have value and gas left in the tank. Other teams are salivating and celebrating picking them up. So I think the fact we had to let them go for fiscal reasons etc is understandable, it still hurts the team. Necessary, but losing great guys hurts.
but don’t you think dropping a guy like kendricks who showed he has aged, or thielen who just doesn’t have the speed to be affective, was something we had to do?
i don’t think i would have wanted to resign tomlinson for what he signed for, i’m ok with that, and dantz….he is either hurt or not very good.
As I said, this was a necessary thing, but there are intangibles here that will be lost. Kendricks, Peterson and Thielen were unquestioned leaders on the team. Tomlinson was a strong defensive player. He had an effect on the field. Losing them hurts in my opinion, but it was a necessity.
the two defenders hurt much more than Thielen as far as that impact goes, don’t think the offense will lose much without them, but EK and PP were getting old… we’ll see how they backfill those but I don’t think we’ll see a net positive very quick imo
The only player that has any real effect so far is Tomlinson, PP was replaced by a player who is better at this point and much younger. Thielen is an old replacement level player as WR2. Kendricks sucks and has fallen off a cliff the last two years. The intangibles angle is obviously bullshit because the Vikings defense was loaded with veteran “leaders” with all the intangibles and it produced nothing but a rudderless shitship that got destroyed by a very mediocre offense in the playoffs.
Sounds like a good name for Five’s fantasy team.
LOL, very true
LOL
Agreed.
I always got the sense something was off with Dantzler, and his spotty play is reflective of that. He never seemed like he cared to be here that much. I don’t know if it is the NFL in general or just the Vikings. All speculative, to be sure, but I am curious how he will do with another team. I get the feel he just wants to make some money and fade away.
Hey, what song is she dancing to???
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Fishin in the Dark… what a classic.
Murphy another young cheaper player who has showed flashes of eliteness but battled injuries last season.
Im telling you this is KAMs type.
One season of injuries….
thats it.
Otherwise he’s played a shitload of snaps
I like “young” and “cheap” and “flashes of eliteness,” so I give it cautious approval.
Hooker, Hooker, Hooker
Will you leave your family out of this?
He likes injured players and shitty kickers.
MT will not be happy.
People downvoting his favorite gif…….
doesnt make sense
I just downvoted it because I’m easily influenced…
I downvote it on a regular basis, something about that gif just rubs me the wrong way. According to MT, that makes me a potential axe murderer 😂
I agree with MT, you are a potential axe murderer, though I consider everyone that frequents the thread as such.
Hatchets are lighter and can be dual-wielded.
Just saying…
^^ pro tip right here ^^
I like the guy that dual-wielded some steaks.
Yeah that’s true, an Entrenching Tool Murderer would be kind of impressive too.
Six downvotes, there are six axe murderers. Sheesh.
7 now. Seems to prove Ben’s sentiment that we are all potential axe murderers here… many of us, at least. 😅
My buddy in Fargo works with an actual axe murderer. Dude did 15 years, is out now. Nice guy, I guess. I wouldn’t piss him off.
Yeah, I remember that you mentioned this. I guess it would kinda freak me out to work with an actual axe murderer.
My gif and you did not ask permission to use. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
I assume the Vikings will wait til 2100 to make any moves today
Time to bitch-slap another day…
I was watching a slap contest yesterday. Fo real they were big dudes. I would definitely grow a massive beard. Get a guy like Danielle Hunter winding up and slapping you full force.
Biden announces gun background checks executive order.
wingers expect a knock at the door this morning from the ATF coming to take their guns. 🤪
All smoke and mirrors, and the left fall for it. You already need to pass a background check in order to purchase a gun, with the exception of a shotgun.
Perhaps in your area. Up nort here, yes, there is a background check for purchases in stores or online, but we can buy and trade guns privately anytime we want – the only stipulation is the seller is responsible to find out if the buyer can legally own a firearm (old enough, not a felon, etc).
Can’t wait to see how much they abuse this power the next two years…. not like they haven’t been targeting political “enemies” unfairly in other aspects of life so I’m sure this will be treated uniformly as well.
The fact that you can’t, or refuse to, see how ass-backwards some of the stuff this admin is doing is baffling
The fact you believe the garbage information you ingest on right wing talk radio, tv and social media is laughable. Don’t tell me for a second “I don’t listen to or watch x,y,z media blah blah blah….yes you do and yes you believe it and no you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about or thinking. Just go to fucking work and pay your damn taxes and let us the professionals manage the details.
and destroy the country
Yes, the professionals (all Dumbocrats) did a fine job managing that bank in SF that we are now bailing out…
Yep, leave it to the professionals…
Well..both sides are crooks and always have been. It’s just legal now to spout false facts and drive your opinions and narratives without being forced to give counter facts.
Look up what the Fairness Doctrine was and understand when it was repealed that was the beginning of the end of our democracy. That and Citizens United being passed.
I get the feeling that we judge the X’s & O’s fit of players leaving or joining when 85% of this is a financial decision.
he started sipping it like rodgers i was like, good glad he is gone hahaha
Weak
I know you are but what I am is what Eric would say
Then I down a beer in 2 seconds and call him a bitch.
2 seconds!? Beer wasn’t made for sippin’.
I take that back, looks like a pint, 3 seconds
CRAP BRING HIM BACK!
Also this is probably one of my favorite new traditions that players do lol
A Kings fan? Dead to me.
https://twitter.com/brevmanbane/status/1635854766117879808?s=61&t=MSJjCAC7RYtUNOadOBqDvw
Cardinals make players pay for food? Weird, I think I’ve read all employees at TCO can eat for free at the cafeteria.
They also get free kombucha. Even take some home or drink it right before a piss test when your on the NFL drug and alcohol program.
Low grade dog food is pretty cheap still, I guess.
I can understand that sentiment. Med staff meetings have food provided…even though it is cafeteria food it is far better than a boot to the head.