Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 11 Dec 2023

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Well, the Vikings “won” yesterday in what was the ugliest game I’ve ever seen. Offensive ineptitude at that level in today’s game is absolutely inexcusable, by both teams.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Jefferson returned for about 20 minutes before getting hit hard in the torso and ultimately being taken to the hospital, he was released and flew home with his team. How will the team play the next 4 games if he isn’t able to play? Also, after that pathetic performance KOC still wouldn’t rule out playing Dobbs and didn’t name a starter moving forward, should Dobbs play another snap this season if Hall and Mullens are healthy?

Minnesota Vikings News:

The Vikings have always been record breakers when it comes to futility, well they went ahead and broke the record for the lowest scoring indoor game in history Sunday, at least they won I guess.

Here’s the clip of JJ’s injury, throwing high over the middle will get your WRs killed, this ball placement is similar to the play where KJ got concussed a few weeks ago

Here’s a recap from the Raiders perspective, apparently they are also considering a QB change and Davonte Adams is apparently very unhappy.

Zulgad asks why did it take so long to bench Dobbs?

I genuinely hate the stupid defensive end zone celebrations, but the keg stand Sunday was spectacular

In unrelated news, Zach Wilson was unbelievable in the Jets 30-6 rout of Houston after his first start since his most latest benching

Mahomes poops on Josh Allen’s victory party after the Bills 20-17 win in KC. KC lost on an obvious offsides call at the end. Here’s the clip of Mahomes and the obvious offsides.

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No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 11:19 pm

Gotta close for the night. I have a lot on my plate the next four days, and I need my beauty sleep.

SKOL

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 11:19 pm

enjoyed it.

Have a good one.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:54 pm

If the Vikings win out, they’re the NFC North Champs again. Big “if” but it’s there.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:55 pm

HUGE if.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:58 pm

It’s a good thing to be in control of your playoff destiny.

seizing the opportunity is another story.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 December 2023 10:59 pm

Viking Fan will as always….

Hope for the best but expect the worst.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 11:00 pm

Yup. Exception for me was 98. By week 12 didn’t think they could be beat.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 December 2023 11:02 pm

I was in the same place in Jan 70 just before the SB with Kansas City.

Lost bet with my Uncle.

Learned my lesson, no more betting on the Vikings.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 December 2023 10:59 pm

So you’re sayin there’s a chance…

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 11:04 pm

Absolutely. Detroit has Denver and Dallas left aside from us – both capable of beating them. Even if we lose to Cincinnati I think we’ll be okay if we can sweep the last 3.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 December 2023 11:05 pm

No ‘givens’ in the NFL this year.

An ‘any given sunday’ type of thing.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:52 pm

BTW, Cousins said on the broadcast that he was told his recovery would be like the stockmarket, some up’s and some down’s but sreadily moving up. “So far with me, it’s been a Bull market” Cousins said. “I just get better every day.”

This won’t be a 9 month to a year recovery for Cousins.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:53 pm

But he won’t be healed by the end of the NFL year.
He won’t be able to pass a physical.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:59 pm

The 2024 season begins on 13 March. Yeah he could still make that.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 11:10 pm

9-12 months for an Achilles.
Not going to be able to pass a physical in March.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 11:15 pm

Rodgers is practicing about 90 days after his rupture. True he had the “speed bridge” procedure and Cousins did not, but I think Cousins will be fine. He’s going to be a free agent, and he’ll be ready to play game one in September for sure. So I don’t think passing a physical in March means anything.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 11:18 pm

Not particularly interested in what the Attention Whore says, does, claims.
Don’t believe he is ‘practicing’. Publicity stunt to get even more attention.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 11:19 pm

he was cleared Wednesday to practice.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:44 pm

Why can’t the Vikings have a back up QB like that Devito kid. He’s playing better than Jones, and cheap.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:46 pm

We might have one in Hall.
Won’t know until they play him.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 11:09 pm

Hope you’re right, but forgive me for not being confident that he’ll be the guy.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 11:11 pm

Not ‘confident’ myself.
But it is possible and at this point we don’t know.

Mjolnir
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:59 pm

Fun to watch. More fun watching his parents reaction in the stands. Tommy Cutlets…

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 December 2023 11:08 pm

Right, I got a kick out of that too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:43 pm

And… the Titans win. Crazy finish.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:43 pm

Mayo in his Coffee Boy for the win.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:42 pm

4th and 3 at the 43, could be play of the game.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:43 pm

Tua sacked.!

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:32 pm

Titans with a chance to upset the Dolphins. Down 6 with 2 minutes to go, first and ten on the Miami 13 yard line.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:34 pm

Following it.
Good Game.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:36 pm

28 – 27 Titans.
1:49 left.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:37 pm

Dolphins are gonna win this…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:40 pm

They do seem to be matriculating down the field.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:44 pm

I was wrong. My wife is happy. She’s a Ravens fan.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:45 pm

That’s what sweet sister and I said, this helps the Ravens.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:53 pm

Yep, they’re the #1 seed in the AFC right now.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:27 pm

What a great weekend.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:25 pm

WHEW! When I saw that Giants kickers numbers for game winning FG’s my heart stopped. Thank you Giants!

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:27 pm

LOL, same here. I had a flashback to Blair Walsh in the 2015 playoffs.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:25 pm

Now we have to beat the Bengals on Saturday.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:25 pm

Packer fans tears are awesome.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:24 pm

Whoohoo!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:24 pm

The Vikings miracle weekend is complete!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:24 pm

Chuck The Puckers. LOL

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:24 pm

He hit the fucker! Sheep molesters lose!

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

Yeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

AND THE GNATS WIN!!!!!!!

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

Wowk, this kicker is shitty under pressure.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

Like having Blair Walsh out there

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:28 pm

UGH!!!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

2s left. will be about 35yd attempt.

all fingers and toes crossed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:23 pm

Don’t choke

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:22 pm

Wait, nevermind. Gravytown had to burn their last timeout, the Giants will kick the GW attempt as time expires.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:21 pm

If the Giants can get a first down, they’ll kick the game-winning attempt as time runs out.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:21 pm

Otherwise, they’ll kick the go-ahead attempt with maybe 28 seconds left, and the Packers will have no timeouts remaining when they get the kickoff.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:21 pm

Puckers out of time outs now.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:22 pm

You’re right, I just realized that, too.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:20 pm

THIS IS GOOD!!!

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:20 pm

Danny Devito with the fucking dagger to the inbreeders’ hearts.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:20 pm

Come on. Put the dagger in the Packers.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:19 pm

BAROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:19 pm

Giants in FG range.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:20 pm

23yds out 49s left.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:19 pm

The mafia might sabotage the Packers plane.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:17 pm

I still hate the Packers.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:16 pm

1:33 left with two timeouts. Gnats need to get this done!

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:16 pm

I was REALLY hoping the Giants would force a fumble on the 2 pt attempt & scoop it & score to go ahead. Would have been awesome, my kid did that to me on Madden a few nights ago.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:18 pm

Laughing… your kid is awesome.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:25 pm

He legit beats me on Madden sometimes. I don’t have to hold back when I play him anymore, beating him is not a given for me anymore & he’s only 8.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:27 pm

Wow, already beating you at 8. Watch out, lol

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 10:28 pm

They pick up on video games & such really quick. It’s amazing.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:15 pm

ugggg!!

1:42 left to get in FG range.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

I’m tired, but the Peckers are losing, I refuse to go to sleep.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

Well, shit. Nevermind.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:15 pm

Maybe Danny Devito can lead a drive.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

Crap

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

The Giants are going to give this away.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

Stop these bastards.

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:13 pm

They’re trying to overturn this incompletion. The NFL REALLY wants the Packers to win this game, apparently.

I hate them.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:13 pm

INCOMPLETE!!!!!!!!

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 10:12 pm

These inbred, gravy swilling fucks are gonna pull this off, aren’t they?

Wait, I can say that now, right? It’s after dark, the mods are gone?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:13 pm

Laughing… your secret is safe with me GF.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 10:14 pm

I won’t tell.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:10 pm

Gnats are killin me

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:01 pm

5:30 left in the game, leading by 5 points, got the ball on their 25 yard line. Can the Giants finish?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:04 pm

Fumble 50 yd return?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 10:04 pm

That sucks so bad

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 10:04 pm

Apparently not…

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:55 pm

43 yard pass for GB… crap

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:58 pm

47yd FG try coming up.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:50 pm

Cousins is now on the Manning Cast

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:55 pm

Are you stalking him???

I hear that he is your Man Crush.

#snicker

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 9:59 pm

Yeah… I hear that too… from imbeciles

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 9:46 pm

Ahhhh Green Bay misses a FG.

@so sad@

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 9:46 pm

Go Giants!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 9:48 pm

Maybe the miracle weekend for the Vikings will actually come to pass.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 9:46 pm

GB misses the FG!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 December 2023 9:46 pm

Giants hanging on! Need another score here. Come on Gnats!

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:32 pm

Giants TD!!! Lead 21-13

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:33 pm

Yay!

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:18 pm

Well a moral victory there. The Giants forced a field goal. Still have the lead. Need a good drive here and points though.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:32 pm

They got the pts.
21 – 13 now.

VikingPhilip
11 December 2023 9:17 pm

Love looks like the second coming of Rodgers. Not.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:03 pm

Giants look like the Vikings on 3rd and 1… they run the ball for -1 yards.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 9:07 pm

14 – 10 Giants,

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 9:08 pm

Yay! The Giants are at least in the game, and grabbed the lead after the fumbled punt. I’ll take it.

norseman1
norseman1
11 December 2023 8:40 pm

Looks like all my teams losing. I’m out. Gunsmoke.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 December 2023 8:44 pm

At halftime? 3 point difference?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 8:48 pm

His T Wolves are behind as well.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 December 2023 8:52 pm

Ah soooooo

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 December 2023 8:53 pm

Neither is far behind,
But maybe he didn’t need the negative vibes?

Gone fishin'
Admin
11 December 2023 8:27 pm

Trey Blake is currently the worst ref in the NFL, IMO. That guy is horrible, consistently makes calls that make you wonder if he’s even watching the game.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
11 December 2023 8:28 pm

He was the moran who reffed the Colts-Vikings game last year. He called a player down on a play when that player fumbled while still running.

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