Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 11 jan 2024

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Vikings News

KAM/KOC season ending press conference

Article about Brian Flores coaching evolution

Vikings sign Myles Gaskin to futures contract

Takeaways from the season ending press conference

KAM “intends” to bring Kirk back

NON VIKINGS FOOTBALL NEWS

College Football GOAT Nick Saban retires, he’s the most successful CFB HC in history and will be missed

Pete Carroll was fired as HC, but will remain as an “advisor”, the surprise firing of this offseason so far

NFL GOAT HC Bill Belichick’s thoughts on CFB GOAT HC Nick Saban, who worked for BB in Cleveland

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Do you think Brian Flores will leave for a HC job this offseason, if so, where do the Vikings look for a replacement, internal or external?

Media Selection

Here you go Kfey

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Mjolnir
11 January 2024 6:05 pm

Global warming my achin’ ass….

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 January 2024 6:10 pm

I don’t want to know why your ass is aching’ but no kink shaming here.

Plus still can’t see any of your posted pictures but I am assuming someplace cold.

*hope JR’s wife doesn’t get an e-mail about this post.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 6:47 pm

Logic would not dick-tate that Global Warming = Aching’ Ass.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 7:53 pm

I have not seen any correlation between the temperature and any discomfort my ass may be feeling.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 7:51 pm

Ha!

NoDakRube
11 January 2024 4:09 pm

Guesses on the Vikes London Opponent?
Cardinals, 49ers, Texans, Colts, Falcons, Jets.

My money is on the Falcons.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 4:11 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 4:23 pm

They have never done a divisional game over seas….I don’t think…..

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 4:25 pm

But it is the Vikings.
So taking a Divisional Home Game for the first time in history for ‘reasons’ would fit in perfectly.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 4:23 pm

They do…they will still the 9ers game from me so I can’t make money on selling those tickets…bastards.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 4:26 pm

they will still the 9ers game;

‘Steal’?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 3:10 pm

Missed out on the Summary 2 days in a row now.
Will have to up my game.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 3:11 pm

Just stay close, son…a rising tide lifts all boats.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:18 pm

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NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 3:23 pm

Well, he could have said something about “weird guys popping into your wife”

But was probably trying to save you the humiliation.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 3:31 pm

I have been roasted in the summary by ‘out of context’ takes before, as most of us here have been.

Ben is’t as malicious about it as some could be. He is aiming for humor not humiliation.

‘BLESSED IS THE MAN WHO CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF, FOR HE WILL NEVER CEASE TO BE AMUSED.’ unknown.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 4:57 pm

like a reporter with integrity who doesn’t twist things or take anything out of context’

A veritable Unicorn given the state of Journalism in modern society.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 5:09 pm

Well Brandon did just tell the Media that they needed to focus more on what Orange Man said in his speeches and not so much what Brandon tries to do to him.
I am sure that he was helping them with their Journalistic Integrity in mind.

NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:45 pm

I went and reviewed all of yesterday’s comments to see how much trouble JRobert might be in. It seemed like a pretty tame day….no discussions of racoons at all.

Perhaps if his wife hung out on the blog site she would understand how charming, intelligent, and respectful we all are…. On second thought….bad idea.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:48 pm

I keep saying that you all are a bunch of sick bastards. I’m just sick.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:48 pm

Didn’t log in yesterday , hope JR fine.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:49 pm

Do the gifs automatically go through?
It was hump day yesterday.

“JR…what’s this you are watching…..?”

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:56 pm

Yeah I usually don’t log into this site on hump day. My favorite gif is just fine but the other couple of frequent fliers don’t need that hovering on the screen while I’m composing a lengthy response to Benjammin.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:51 pm

so what did i miss?

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 2:54 pm

JR had his skoloholics account tied to his family email account where his wife could see the posts, as every post went to the family email.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:55 pm

is she mad? is he leaving us? did she care???

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 2:56 pm

She didn’t appreciate the humor and he heard about it.
He is still here and posting so there is hope going forward.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:57 pm

Like I said, thank goodness yesterday was pretty tame…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 3:07 pm

As noted below, wife is sideshow.
Bigger issue as explained.

freezeyface
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 3:09 pm

don’t say that about your wife, i’m sure she is lovely

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 3:11 pm

My wife would be annoyed if I called her my side piece as well.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 4:24 pm

My wife would just be annoyed.

freezeyface
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:57 pm

now that this has happened, i will reflect to see what my wife would think about the humor/comments….

she would roll her eyes and say “guys are so weird”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 3:03 pm

I tell my wife about how weird you guys are and she doesn’t even react. If she were to log on here she would probably create her own account and put you guys in your place.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 3:06 pm

my wife laughs at my that’s what she said or name of your sex tape jokes at home…
she would be fine here

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 3:05 pm

I occasionally tell The Teacher about something that was discussed here that I think she would find amusing.

She usually just chuckles and rolls her eyes. No doubt ‘guys are so weird’ popped into her head.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 3:08 pm

I’m often saying things like Gone Fishin’, you know Brad, or freeze, that’s the guy whose wife is from Bloomfield, said such and such hahaha.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:55 pm

now she thinks he is some sort of weirdo/perv/idiot because he started interacting with weirdo/perv/idiots.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:56 pm

this her?

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NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 2:58 pm

It might be….if so the old guy had done pretty well for himself.

Mjolnir
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 3:42 pm

My wife gets a kick out of the community here, she especially appreciates when Admins post pics of our Mutts for the dally thread.

she also says ‘guys are so weird…..’

and then will watch 16 hours straight of trash tv – all reality, all entitled white chicks throwing drinks on each other

i don’t judge, she watches in the bedroom or if I am napping and doesn’t subject me to it. I only know as I’ve been startled awake several times by several hens cackling at each other over whose silver shines brightest in the hutch and whatnot.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 January 2024 3:47 pm

Ha!…yeah, I don’t get the Housewives of L.A. stuff…my wife isn’t into that stuff.

She does like the legal shows about sexual assault and stuff..Makes me wonder if she is planning something……

I usually am in the other room watching them not find the Oak Island treasure again, or not find bigfoot again, or claim because of the way stones are stacked on top of each other it is proof that Aliens visited our ancestors…..My TV choices are much more sophisticated than hers.

NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:26 pm

I feel sorry that Jrobert got in trouble for being on this site. I am sorry for my contribution to juvenile talk yesterday (Soda Slut)….

He seems like a decent dude…his wife will probably monitor his on line time now.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:31 pm

VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 1:53 pm

I get discriminated against because I’m short. It’s a real thing. Also because I’m old. It’s a real thing. Also because I’m fat. It’s a real thing.

KFEY93
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 1:55 pm

Well, not much you can do about two of those things, you can do something about the 3rd.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 2:07 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 2:10 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 2:20 pm

Tall people are WAY more discriminated against than short people
We would all LOVE a chance to work in the salt mines….BUT NO! Since we can’t fit in the silly little mining carts we are excluded from that profession.

Tall people used to be excluded from becoming air force pilots (always my life long dream) but I believe they are changing that now.

….And don’t even get me started on bald people discrimination.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:23 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:43 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:55 pm

I had the chance to sit in a CF-104 cockpit a few time as a kid. Then when I was about 21 sat in one again. Was like climbing into a coffin at 6’5″.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:00 pm

See???? not meant for vertically advantaged people.

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:43 pm

That.

Is.

So.

Freaking.

Cool.

Wrenage
11 January 2024 1:51 pm

It is chocolate’o’clock. Commence eating.

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
11 January 2024 1:55 pm

Fatty

Wrenage
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 2:20 pm

I prefer the term “bigly beautiful!”

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
11 January 2024 2:21 pm

I prefer the term “slimly challenged”

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 2:25 pm

Ha! You da winner!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 2:28 pm

Gravity challenged

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Wrenage
11 January 2024 1:56 pm

Smoked pulled pork for me.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:11 pm

Will be making a Cajun shrimp skillet with rice after gym tonight

norseman1
norseman1
11 January 2024 1:30 pm

Suppose most interesting is pukes@pies, goats@kitties. Last Monday game poopeaters@bucs. Got a cable bill from Xfinity that says i paid for Peacock. I don’t remember at all.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 1:31 pm

It was probably in the fine print.
You paid one monthly bill and in the fine print it says you are subscribing to Peacock.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:37 pm

My GOD DE, i can’t relieve my self anymore w/o a charge it seams. might have to stream toilet privileges.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 1:39 pm

I’m sure pay by the flush is in the plans.
It’s just a matter of time.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:42 pm

That colonoscopy will bankrupt me.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 3:00 pm

Just wait until they shut your flow off after so many gallons per person in the household. Then they’ll switch to digital currency and be able to lock all of your accounts for what you say here. Then there will be the vehicle control. Drive over your allotted miles in a month? Your vehicle is now locked.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 3:05 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 3:06 pm

Another MT tangent…I have been tediously gluing down pennies to create a floor in the guest shower. On Sunday I had the game on my tablet, propped up in the corner, with the overhead light on (which also turned on the fan). I could smell whiffs of sewer gas. I’d been at it about six hours and my wife walked over from the studio part of the shouse and said my god it stinks horribly back here (I was acclimated). Far as I can tell the gas was being sucked by the fan back through one of the non capped sewer fixtures in the addition. I realized I had a whopper of a headache when I stood up plus my old hips and knees were angry at crouching down for six hours.

I tracked the main smell to where the tub will be, dug down to find the drain pipe but after 18 inches of digging decided there was no drain down there.

My wife ever my protector went full Stalin and called the plumber multiple times leaving vile threats that we had sewer gas and it was making MT sick and he better get his ass there first thing on Monday morning to cap the fixtures, followed by calling the GC and threatening to call the national guard if he didn’t drag the plumber over or I was gonna charge them for my time digging and capping the fixtures at not plumber but MT rates.

Needless to say they showed up at 7 am. Damned if that (open) tub drain was all of three inches deeper than I dug.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:17 pm

You are such an idiot….Like your wife though…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 3:19 pm

Why would you call his wife an idiot? She seems pretty sharp to me and has probably saved his life on multiple occasions.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 3:20 pm

I am super goal oriented, I get into a trance like zone where I don’t notice headaches or aching joints. It can happen with procedures, my techs know to interrupt me and ask if I need to change my position as my head is going beet red from awkwardly holding the same position with a biopsy gun and coax needle for minutes on end.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:25 pm

Don’t use Viagra, if you get one of those 4 hour erections you won’t have sense enough to stop.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 4:16 pm

Haha good one!

JacksonVike
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 4:01 pm

Years ago, I worked for a painting company and we did a job in Kansas. We were spraying oil based paint on equipment in a grain elevator. Somehow the plastic we laid out on the floor moved and left a large area of the floor exposed. We got overspray all over it. I had to clean it off using MEK, and I started without a respirator. Part way through the job, I realized I was only seeing a small circle in front of me. I think to myself, I should get a respirator on before I die.

I go up to the van to get the respirator, next thing I know I am halfway through town, driving the van. Apparently when I hit the fresh air I blacked out. It took me a couple of minutes to figure out where I was and what I was doing.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 1:45 pm

How about that section where you subscribed to all the nudie channels?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 1:48 pm

LOL, aging MT, for the young bucks.

bowbunch
bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:23 pm

https://x.com/CoachDanCasey/status/1745417892009574722?s=20

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:25 pm

He would actually be good on tv I think. He is ridiculously smart when it comes to football and as long as he isn’t talking about his team he seems to love talking football.
https://x.com/JoshNorris/status/1745491536773574939?s=20

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:25 pm

I’ll never forget when the NFL made him put a camera in his house during covid and he aimed it at his dog haha LEGEND!

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 2:20 pm

I also remember this.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:30 pm

That was good, especially since they even had a graphic under his dog the said “Bill Belichek, HC”.

KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:20 pm

Jrob, just read your post from later last night. I would say you only have yourself to blame for using your wife’s email to sign up for the web site instead of making your own (it takes 5 minutes). And I was just messin with yuh, I hope she doesnt think too poorly of LTC KFey reporting in and writing about the cold Dakota winters and the winter at Valley Forge. I know you’re in a pickle with the emails from every comment, but I find it hilarious, mostly because I would never put myself in that situation 😂I hope you get it fixed. It has to be a setting on this site or that one that ties into this for accounts.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:41 pm

lmao…I hadn’t heard about this until I read your post…

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KFEY93
Reply to  skolifer
11 January 2024 12:43 pm

I couldnt resist.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:56 pm

I would assume JRob can open one of the emails and click unsubscribe or something.
I know clicking on the “radar” thing next to people’s names allows you to follow and unfollow individual posters.

I think it’s time for a Jerry Burns quote…….

Jerry Burns says…….
Fuckers……

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 1:00 pm

Tad background – then enough said.
We value privacy – too many years in DC I guess.
We have a family only email – which I never use as I don’t do email.
Signing up for this site required one. so I used it and never expected to receive anything,
Now, never asked for nor ever wanted any type of notification of posts here – who cares?
Then yesterday out of no where our email started receiving a mail for every post – have no idea why and wanted it stopped.
And then of course who reads all those “wonderful” posts here. Since you are single, will just say boys locker room talk best left to the boys.
And, then after all that, you fire off and I’m sure you couldn’t resist.
Yep – my fault for sure.
Skolifer – in fact I am an idiot – best know my place and stay there. Thanks for reminder.
Have a good day everyone else (Ben. thanks for trying to help).

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 1:24 pm

I know plenty of married men that still talk like they are in the boys locker room. I would say the ONE comment I made was far from vulgar or rude, or ill spirited. And it is your fault lol, just own up to it man. Im not the reason this is happening but if you want to shift blame, do so. This is still very amusing to me, have a good day Jrob!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 1:26 pm

I think it was Trump’s fault. Or maybe Ponder’s

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 1:26 pm

Certainly not Kirks.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:28 pm

Of course not. Nothing is his fault. He walks on water.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 1:32 pm

That’s only because he can’t swim though…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:36 pm

Yep. I can walk on water too though. The temperature has to be below 0 C for an extended period of time though first.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 1:39 pm

Wow… it’s a miracle!

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 1:41 pm

When did you go all metric on us?
You pansy.

A real American would use 32 F.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:44 pm

The thing that’s hard about Fahrenheit is the lower the number the warmer it is getting.

I think.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 1:49 pm

Theres no such thing as cold, only lack of heat.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 2:03 pm

Spoken like a true Canadien!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:06 pm

Canadian, he’s a good immigrant.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 2:07 pm
norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:10 pm

Think Canadian is singular. They are just Lack Pine savages.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 2:17 pm

I’ve seen it either way.
Tomato tomato

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:23 pm

Meant Jack Pine. He’s a good dude.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 3:50 pm

Always #kirksfault

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 2:15 pm

I said it was MY fault.
the locker room talk was directed at ALL the talk in general around here – not you specifically. Your little bitty part was merely a little untimely.
Now if nothing other than decades of time (age) and living in very large urban areas, I too know men who talk boys locker room talk, but the number that do that around their wives regularly, is rather small. I sincerely doubt you universe is anyways as large as you suggest.
Again, this is all on me. You were but an untimely nuisance that made my fuck up worse.
Absolutely no blame shifting.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:17 pm

No need to entertain fools and their folly here JR.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 2:20 pm

Ignoring fools is the best way to deal with them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:24 pm

In this case, it’s like Brett Quigley talking smack to Tiger Woods…

(Brett Quigley has played in 407 tour events, and never won)

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 2:33 pm

Theres a jersey number 8 thats never won anything either.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 2:38 pm

No – I fucked up.
Different people are in different places in life (as you know)
This brought to mind – is this site secure. Are our email addresses secure.
Yesterday merely pointed out some site somewhere has my email (I gave) that can fire off emails all day, Who or what else has access to this – that bothers me and I should have known better.
I’m not saying anyone did anything wrong or there is anything wrong with this site. I am just usually private and security conscious. And in the times we live in, with all the crap going on, I try to be very private.

I’m pissed at myself. The wife stuff is a side show.
Again, the people here are great – I worry about the qd government snooping around – guess I’m a conspiracy nut, but don’t trust guys calling the shots.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:40 pm

Then create an email account without entering any of your personal information in it and don’t use it for anything else.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:57 pm

I’m not sure how to do that (figure it out I guess).
Real worry – Radical MAGA Repubs are biggest threats to democracy. J Edgar was tracking groups in 40’s and 50’s. You think FBI isn’t right now and fullly has the capability. And you know, those rural types with their guns, bibles and pitchforks – and monitor their hang out spots.
Maybe I’m just full of it – but living in DC for nearly 50 years and dealing with these folks, made me very cautious.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 3:02 pm

Oh, I fully suspect this blog post has caught the attention of the FBI…I don’t think you are paranoid at all.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 3:05 pm

When you create an email account, if it asks for a name, just make one up and don’t answer any questions that are not mandatory.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:41 pm

 I worry about the qd government snooping around ‘

Oh we often worry about the FBI showing up whenever we discuss/rant about Brandon and his failures.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:42 pm

I’m still suspicious that somebody here is a plant just waiting to set us up like the guys that “wanted to kidnap Whitmer”.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:43 pm

Lifer often commented that he was reporting us to his overlords.
He was trying to be funny but like with most things he missed the mark.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:45 pm

All jokes are based in some amount of reality.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:47 pm

The more it relates to ‘real life’ the funnier they are usually.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:48 pm

Are you saying I have a salt fetish?

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:50 pm

I read a quote once upon a time. Something about how people were very worried about their privacy…and the counterpoint was would you install a device in a central point in your home that would allow the government to ring a bell in your home at any time they wanted, day or night? Also, I remember the big ol’ phone books and they would not only publish your number but your address and first name (thus allowing you to tell if the head of household was male or female).

I’ve basically given up hope of privacy with cameras on every corner and public building, and a little super computer we carry on our hip broadcasting our exact location down to a tenth of a meter twelve million times a day.

Pretty sure anyone with half a brain could back track and find out exactly who anyone that posts on here is…I guarantee the NSA can.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 2:53 pm

I have carefully protected my identity and can not be discovered. Multiple VPNs, fake living place, never mentioned what my job is. Not even the FBI could find me. You can just call be BowBourne if you would like.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:58 pm

LOL

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:24 pm

If you get the time JR – it may be worth creating a new email specifically for Skoloholics purposes. Gmail or Yahoo would suffice and can walk you thru it pretty easy. Create a different screen name and let us know it’s you and then log out of the old one and never use it again. This may have been suggested below, I just logged back in.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 January 2024 2:33 pm

That would be my move

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 2:32 pm

Thank you for the clarification!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JRobert
11 January 2024 1:25 pm

Did you accidentally hit the subscribe button. It is the envelope just above the comments. If you did, that may have caused the issue.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 1:37 pm

That is likely the issue.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 1:54 pm

OMG as a married man I laughed.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 1:57 pm

Im glad lol. He’s just upset that he’s in the dog house with the missus and she found out he’s been hanging around with us degenerates for the past year or so. She’ll get over it.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 2:05 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 2:53 pm

My rule of thumb is never do anything that I wouldn’t do with my wife sitting next to me. Run into that cute nurse while picking up food from the Beer Jug, she’s had a couple and starts saying how great you were with that patient have you always been such a nice guy? – well I just pretend my wife is right there – patient comes first, I gotta go.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 2:55 pm

I never have cute girls talk about my accounting skills.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:58 pm

They probably would if there were such a thing as accounting nurses.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 3:07 pm

Me either.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 3:18 pm

Have I told the story about one of my classmates going out to dinner with the doc he rotated with for two months?

I’ll edit most of the details, but summary is dinner at a nice restaurant in Bismarck, both are there with their wives. Attending/consultant wife says to med student wife, “Just realize that during his training he will experience a lot of stress and a lot of temptation from young nurses but whatever he does at work means nothing as long as he comes home to you.”

Heh heh I can only imagine the zinger my wife would have come up with. Probably something like he need not bother coming home he can stay at work and see how that plays out for all I f’ing care.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 3:19 pm

Yeah, my wife would not be “understanding” either.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 4:29 pm

MT the swinger!

KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:02 pm

Thank you for the Music Selection Bennnnnnnn

bowbunch
bowbunch
11 January 2024 11:50 am
Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 11:58 am

Went from left insanity to right insanity huh? (I didn’t get to watch what he had to say or anything just commenting on your comment).

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:01 pm

It was a joke mostly, but he sounds like more of a conservative lately than half the conservatives in congress and like he actually has some brain matter. This one is him talking about how evil Hamas is and that anybody ignoring the white genocide taking place in South Africa needs to just sit down and shut up. There’s been a few of his recent speeches that I was actually impressed with. Especially considering he acted super liberal before and could barely beat Biden in a speaking contest.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:12 pm

Talking one way and voting another way.
He is not up for re-election, so I don’t know what his scam is about.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 12:14 pm

I haven’t seen how he’s voted on much lately but I have seen a change in his rhetoric the last month or two.

norseman1
norseman1
11 January 2024 11:36 am

See there now displacing students from schools to remote learning to accommodate asylum seekers. Free medical, food and the taxpayer gets kicked in the ass.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:37 am

Yep. Next they will be forcing people to open their homes to them.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 11:40 am

No doubt.I have a empty bedroom not surprised to hear a knock on door.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 11:40 am

Already have asked for volunteers in NYC.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkolfromMT
11 January 2024 11:44 am

Close the fucking border and try to unfuck what we already have. This Admin is a joke. Ok, i’m out getting wound up.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:53 am

I caught a couple minutes of the Town Hall with DeSantis on my way home and it was the first time I’ve heard any of them say it’s time to change the rules of engagement at the border. He said finish the wall and if people are caught cutting holes in it, light em up. They should put a 100 yard wide minefield along the border too. Put all the signs up you want to warn people about the mines, but if you want to risk it, that’s your choice. If you blow yourself up, that’s your fault, not ours. Life’s about choices. FAFO.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:20 pm

What a great Christian stance you and many of your party have… We all know Jesus’ stance on the meek, the immigrant etc… was to fucking LIGHT EM UP!!!!! It’s quoted right there in “Luke Chapter hahahahahaha You guys are funny”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:23 pm

He was talking about cartel members cutting holes and breaking into our country. Criminals, not “the meek”. If somebody is breaking a window to your house are you just going to open it for them or open the front door?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:32 pm

Yeah because landmines know how to discriminate between cartel members huh? I didn’t know that. What happens when a parent takes their kids across all those land mines? What happens when the person with the gun just says I thought they were cartel members? Also what you said was “people”. I just find the pro life party is so quick to want to kill innocent people. Landmines, Death penalty, all of Jesus’ favorite things. If your stance is light it em up and you agree with that, that’s fine we can argue the issues of that. But you can’t be that guy and also proclaim to be a person of good Christian values and a follower of Jesus. OK, I am done poking the bear today.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:44 pm

So illegally trying to enter a country equals innocent.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 January 2024 1:13 pm

and exactly

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:53 pm

Criminals are not innocent people.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 1:13 pm

Exactly

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 1:25 pm

Why would any parent take their children through a minefield? That’s pure faulty logic as an argument and typical liberal reasoning.

My recommendation is we allow as many people into the country as folks like you are willing to adopt at your own expense.

Go down to the border and sign for as many migrants as you want, and leave me the hell out of your self-righteous condemnation BS.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:27 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:33 pm

Bingo.
It’s like sanctuary cities/states now complaining how bad Texas is for sending the illegals to their cities.

Complete hypocrites.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:36 pm

Yep…. WE’RE the bad guys for not wanting open borders… while they’re the self-righteous “good guys” who complain the immigrants are in their cities.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 2:26 pm

He just like to be a Contrarian. He tries to Virtue Signal by arguing both sides are bad and therefore equal.
His solution is to not vote for anyone which will obviously solve the problem.
I doubt he believes most of the stuff he spouts.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
11 January 2024 2:46 pm

He is like a golfing buddy of mine.
Claims he is neither one and an independent.
But adamantly argues against republicans and never complains about a democrat unless I press him.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 2:48 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:51 am

Taxpayers pay for schools to educate children during the school year. I can see bumping them for a local emergency like a tornado with displaced families. I would be PISSED if they kicked kids out to care for illegal migrants.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 11:53 am

Hey, it was cold and rainy for a couple of days.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:58 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 12:05 pm

Menial jobs even if they work. Tons of free, solid foundation to build up country and economy.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:21 am

Lets wait and draft him next year…..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 11:24 am

Draft JJ this year and if he doesn’t work out get Arch in 3 years.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:51 am

Alabama? Michigan?

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 11:53 am

GOPHERS

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:09 pm

Probably?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:04 pm

Good.
He sucks.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 11:08 am

For those folks saying Flores will have plenty of suitors for a Head Coaching gig, you might note that not one team has requested an interview with him yet.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 11:10 am

Has a law suit or something going, right?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:21 am

Yeah, couple years ago Flores filed a class-action lawsuit against the NFL, the New York Giants, the Denver Broncos, and the Dolphins claiming racial discrimination in the league’s hiring process for coaches and executives.

Flores accused Dolphins owner Stephen Ross of offering him $100,000 for every loss in an effort to tank for the No. 1 draft pick during the 2019 NFL season. He provided texts he alleged were from Bill Belichick demonstrating that the Giants conducted an interview with him while knowing that they intended to hire Brian Daboll as head coach.

No idea what is going on with the lawsuit though.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:37 am

The Rooney Rule is dumb. One could argue that at least the interview experience is good for someone, but in a case like that, how thorough or real of an interview experience was it? Arbitrarily forcing teams to interview minorities does not benefit the minority. If a team is interviewing somebody only to meet the Rooney Rule they are not going to take it seriously. It’s like interviewing an employees kid for a job you know they aren’t qualified for but you do it anyway just to keep your employee happy. It is not good for anybody and is a waste of time.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:06 pm

This ^ Rooney rule is dumb, checking off a minority/ gender box in any hiring process is stupid and discriminatory on its own.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:09 pm

Agreed, simply getting an interview based on the color of one’s skin. Not merit based, or not solely based on merit but skin color.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 1:41 pm

I’m probably going to hell for this one, but my alumni magazine came. Cover article is all about how class of 2027 elected first indigenous pres and vice pres in history and a long winded run down of discrimination in health care and beyond (which was actually fairly educational) by the pres and vice pres. It was when they described the discrimination they personally experienced that I ROFL. Hopefully the cover reproduces here.

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 1:51 pm

Those are the whitest indigenous people I’ve seen outside of Europe. Maybe that is what they meant by indigenous (they are from Europe).

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 1:59 pm

I immediately called my best friend from med school (lives in Fargo) and we had a good cackle. Reminds me of the time our class got a scolding because one of the small groups got their hands on a copy of the case synopsis for the case based learning we were doing – what that meant was on Monday (knowing what the case was and what the objectives were) they assigned each other the objectives, so on Wednesday (the next integrated patient curriculum day) they presented the items they learned and could therefore take the final IPC day (Friday morning) off.

Got this whole honor code speech and when they asked how they got their hands on it said that the indigenous person in their group got it from the private INMED (Indians into Medicine) library where they had copies of all 64 cases and their objectives.

Silence.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 2:13 pm

Those are the whitest indigenous people I’ve seen outside of Europe. 

They come from the same tribe as Senator Warren.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:15 pm

Just remember, according to Biden, “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 2:21 pm

He is one dumb fuck.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 2:20 pm

True native America. US Senator elected . This voting base will destroy this country.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:22 am

What the hell is a “generational one”?

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:27 am

So Generational means “Historically Successful”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 11:29 am

I think Pittsburgh would be the best gig in the league unless you were a total failure. They have shown repeatedly that they will stand behind a coach unlike organizations like Carolina.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:12 pm

I did not know that.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:14 pm

LOL…

“And the <insert NFL team> announce the hiring of Brian Flores as their next head coach”

“I will NOT be the next Alabama coach…….”
Nick Saban as head coach of the Miami Dolphins

norseman1
norseman1
11 January 2024 10:34 am

Eagles play @ Bucs? Division winner crap?

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:04 am

Thank goodness for small mercies, a few balls don’t get turnovers and there is a scenario that it is PHI @ MIN. Just what I would have needed to start the offseason, an ass kicking at home by the Eagles.

norseman1
norseman1
11 January 2024 10:13 am

oregon ducks

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:14 am

Sorry, wondered about Nix, don’t think Ben likes him.

freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:36 am

for all of you who think i’m ONLY about kirk and keeping kirk…

i also wouldn’t mind starting a fresh and getting our QBOTF in this years draft and moving forward with that…

only issue i have with that, i don’t trust the current front office to hit on that QB. which is my hesitancy to move on from kirk.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:40 am

That is a low bar IMHO.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:56 pm

Rick brought Cousins in. He “got the QB position right”. Only 3 QB’s in the league have thrown more TD’s than Cousins since he became a Viking. Three. If you can’t win with a guy like that under center, you have issues elsewhere.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 1:10 pm

He didn’t get fired for bringing in Cousins, he got fired for drafting a ton of CB’s that never panned out, and drafting/bringing in FA O-linemen that never worked out.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:29 pm

He did bring in Cousins as the “final piece” to a superbowl, after getting to an NFC championship game in 2017.

And that led to an 8-8-1 record and no playoffs.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:34 pm

But Cousins was one of the best QB’s in the league that year. Nice try.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:35 pm

And it still didn’t work out.
That’s the point.

Having a stat machine doesn’t translate to a better team.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:40 pm

Laughing… you blame Cousins for the teams failures. THAT’s the point.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 January 2024 1:42 pm

You claim the Vikings would have won more games this year if Cousins was the QB.

LOL

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:54 pm

It is not unreasonable, nor irrational to think they would have, because of the expertise and production he has exhibited his entire time here. This year in particular, he was leading the league in passing TD’s and second in passing yards. So yes, it’s rational to believe the team would have won a lot more games with him under center, vice the other three guys.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:46 am

Why not?

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 9:47 am

idk, years of ineptitude making me think we can’t get it right?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:49 am

Hard to forget Ponder, a 12th? What a wasted pick.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:56 am

LOL yeah, that could go for a lot of positions.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 10:01 am

all i know, if we decide to draft a qb in the 1st or 2nd, no matter who it is, i’m going to be all in on him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 10:11 am

You got it.

Bo Nix incoming.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 10:49 am

hey i’d be all in until he sucks, is mediocre, or is amazing

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:24 am

Our default position is that all draft picks and players acquired by the Vikings are pro-bowlers until proven otherwise….Hence we are all in.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 11:25 am

And when they turn out to be good it is time to nit pick things that don’t really matter and bring them down so when the team inevitably trades them it can be justified.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:55 am

Yeah, and they are really good at saying somebody is bad when they move on or get traded. Look at Barr. There was a few hours where Vikings fans all said, meh he’s not that good anyway, we don’t need him, blah, blah, blah and then went straight to joy when he turned the Jets down.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:13 pm

And SMOKED by Cooper Kupp on a wheel route on TNF for a 70 yard tuddy during Kirk’s first year in Minny….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 January 2024 12:17 pm

But he did break Aaron’s collarbone.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 12:19 pm

He should be in the ring of honor, or whatever the Wilfs call it, for that.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 2:27 pm

Retire his number…..

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 10:14 am

Good!
Its been interesting watching people blame the QB again for many people around here.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 10:18 am

olollo

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:51 am

My thoughts are the Vikings need to hold an open tryout, and Jim Jimison a guy that has been working the slaughter floor at Hormel in Austin is going to step in and translate his skills throwing pig heads into throwing pig skins 80 yards on a frozen rope. He will parlay his experience with AirSoft into weaving his way around 350 pound tackles and his strong core gained from wearing a scoliosis brace to be called “unbreakable”. Not only will he put up 6,353 yards, 51 TDs, 3 INTs, 76.1 completion rate, 129.2 passer rating; 492 rushing yards, 7 TD numbers but he will say he wants the Vikings to be able to compete and sign a contract for $100,000/yr for two decades, none guaranteed.

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:48 am

I like it.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:49 am

MT for GM!!!

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 11:00 am

I like to have reasonable expectations, that way I am never disappointed.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 11:26 am

DODGE BALL!!!

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 10:40 am

Just my opinion: Is the O a potential SB O with Kirk. I think yes, but the D is probably 2 yrs away. So if Kirk walks we really aren’t sacrificing much, but I am also not cool not having meaningful games for 2 yrs. In September of ’24 I’ll convince myself that the Vikes have a chance. As usual by Halloween the purple Kool aid effect will have worn off. So, hedge bet. Sign Kirk and get QBOTF this year.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkolfromMT
11 January 2024 10:49 am

There is always a chance.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkolfromMT
11 January 2024 12:11 pm

Kirk aint a SB QB. Play off teams generate pressure defensively even on the best O lines. Kirk cant handle that. Never has, never will. Kirk will never make a conference championship for any team as a starting QB, let alone a bowl. Please, move on from that fantasy.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:45 pm

Kyle Shanahan says Cousins can take a team to the Super Bowl, and his prototype NFL QB. I think I’ll listen to his opinion.

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 12:09 pm

Well, the front office is who it is, that cant change, so its irrelevant if you trust them or not. The point is to make the move when you can regardless of who is doing the pick. You cant have everything perfect ALL the time.

NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:10 am
norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:14 am

World is going to hell. I drove for UPS for 30 years. You can stalk a residential truck and steal shit easy. Crime is rampant and will worsen. Scams, you name it. Book it.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:17 am

Holy Shit…what a mess

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:47 am

Just put down the camera and whap em with a bat.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 9:59 am

No body, no crime.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 10:08 am

I see someone in Billings got fed up and posted videos of a brazen couple shoplifting a cart full of valentine’s candy, armor all, etc…I say whap em with a bat.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:16 am

I learned once to always remember that it’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 10:20 am

Good violate their privacy, fuck them.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:04 am

I think when you enter on to private property without just cause you give up any privacy rights which as I am typing this is really saying the same thing since… you know… trespassing lol.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
11 January 2024 11:08 am

Different states are different with respect to the definition of curtilage. In Montana, the doorstep is considered curtilage. Not sure about Canadian laws.

Mind during the pandemic if, say, I crossed into Canada to visit my mother and was ordered to remain in quarantine for two weeks, the police had the authority and can and did show up on doorsteps of quarantined individuals and could enter the home to search for the individual in question, without warrant.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 11:59 am

Wow, that is interesting.

Northwoods
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 10:51 am

GD legal system. You got VIDEO of someone other than the homeowner taking a package and running with it.

There’s nothing ALLEGED about it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Northwoods
11 January 2024 11:04 am

Mick
Mick
11 January 2024 9:08 am

Man, an era of NFL is gone. Time flies.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 9:09 am

but one era remains….

the vikings winless superbowl count….

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:11 am

you are correct.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:16 am

When we finally win one…will we start to refer to time in the Pre-Vikings-SB and the Post-Vikings-SB references?

My world view would be destroyed with a Vikings SB win.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:46 am

I would imagine all nations will abolish the Gregorian calendar and immediately institute the Viking calendar. Thus I was born in 60 BV.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:50 am

ZACTLY!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:56 am

The whole world will change how they document history at that point.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 10:10 am

It will definitely be a point of change in my life.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:16 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 9:09 am

^^ Who’s this Mick guy?”

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 9:11 am

some guy which chickens.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 11:57 am

https://x.com/ImBillRay/status/1745434050930630765?s=20

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 8:52 am

Sounds like Carrol fought for his job.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:00 am

Didn’t sound too sad on the radio yesterday and he is staying with the team.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 10:02 am

In some capacity, think he likes coaching.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 8:58 am

BB won’t need a hoodie in Cali!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Wrenage
11 January 2024 9:02 am

Think high in KC Sat is 0 or single digits. I predict a Chefs win cuz Fins will freak in that weather. Id watch but Roger needs more money to support family.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:01 am

Cowboys, after they lose in the playoffs again.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 9:02 am

Kick Pack ass first.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 9:04 am

Yes.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 10:11 am

Beat the puke, lose to iggles.
He will be so fired.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 10:17 am

I wouldn’t be surprised if the uglies lost this weekend.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
11 January 2024 10:19 am

Maybe.
I think they wake up and spank TB though.
No confidence in Bowles as a coach in a big game.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:08 pm

Most likely, but I’m predicting the Rams to beat Detroit.
It’s the Lions after all….

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:08 am

Falcons with Kirk!!

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:14 am

Why? What is your reasoning for him not going to ATL?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:18 am

Hope Flores stays cuz he can’t find a team he likes. Imagine Panthers and that owner.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:31 am

Inherited a 31 rank D, hope he stays and they give more help.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 9:39 am

Me too

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 12:12 pm

Disagree, his personal and family ties are super strong with Atlanta. I feel like who they pick for HC might be the deciding factor. If BB goes there, Kirk could go there.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 10:12 am

Yeah. I doubt BB would want to put up with Arthur Blank.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 9:13 am

Really, Really possible. And Plausible, likely not probable.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 9:58 am

Best spot to land for a QB.

London, Pitts, and Bijan. 4th best OL Per PFF. Belichick going to be their coach. Loser division. Indoors.

Throw in the 8th pick and get a guy like Nabers?

Look TF out.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 12:13 pm

Not to mention they got married there and Julie’s family still lives in Atlanta, and Kwerks is in FL for half the year. Close. It makes too much sense.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
11 January 2024 12:19 pm

Hey, I know somebody else in Florida…

freezeyface
11 January 2024 8:35 am

man, got some really tough news this morning.

good friend of mine just diagnosed with cancer. doctors are optimistic and think they can get rid of it with chemo and radiation, but really tough news. he lost his brother to cancer as well so it’s a hard thing to see him diagnosed now.

made me think of your grandson, VP, how’s he doing?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 8:38 am

agreed…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 8:44 am

Cancer effing sucks, childhood the most disgusting. Sorry freeze, sounds like a hereditary thing.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:07 am

Sorry to hear that…good that they are optimistic, must have caught it early.

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:12 am

Health problems are a kick in the pants. It seems they are really starting to ramp up in people at this stage in life. Hopefully, they can get it under control, and he can get back to normal days.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:43 am

chemorads sucks

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 9:49 am

Sorry to hear freeze….

Cancer has taken:

My mother
3 grandparents
2 dogs
4 very close friends
countless acquaintances

and it likely takes me too

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 January 2024 9:52 am

Doing a colonoscopy Feb 14. Can’t wait for the prep. You age and reality slaps you in the face. I thought i’d live forever when i was 30.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:14 am

I really didn’t mind the prep. If it is the polyethylene glycol (GoLytely) just keep it in the fridge and drink it on ice. I did the majority of my prep during a Vikings game on the telly so I hardly tasted the prep over the adrenaline of yelling at the TV.

I did two (variations of) BE’s (barium enema) Tuesday and Wednesday. Tuesday pt the tech was nervous recounting horror stories it went very well great pt etc. Wednesday a different tech, my nicest and most capable tech…the exam was a PITA and we struggled but got it done. As always I pulled out the tip (“olé!”) and left the room while she shot the overheads. Shortly thereafter I heard a stat page for housekeeping to radiology room 2 and boys we had a code brown. Heh heh I said I’m not responsible for what happens after I leave the room, that thar is redacted content.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:20 am

I’ve had 4 or 5, a bit over due. Took a lady friend for one recently and they said stay with her for 8 hours after. Maybe it’s new druggy stuff. I didn’t understand much of that you mentioned.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:23 am

Mmmm basically you distend the colon with barium or some other stuff, roll the patient this way and that, stand em up, take a bunch of x-rays. What could go wrong?

I had my colonoscopy unsedated. Sedation is over rated.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 10:26 am

Think i’d rather be sedated while my most private body part is invaded. (unless a cute assistant)

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 11:03 am

Having experienced it first hand and sedative free, I can tell you it is no worse than a post Chipotle burrito with lots of Tabasco clean out.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 12:10 pm

I was completed out for my 2 colonoscopies.
That’s the only way I would do it.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
11 January 2024 1:43 pm

How do you know what it would be like without sedation, though?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 1:47 pm

Not something worth finding out.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
11 January 2024 12:55 pm

He is doing as well as expected. They are seeing progress with the treatments, however, it is not responding fast enough, so they have been changing up the treatment. Just this week he got a cold, which isn’t good with his lowered immune system, so they are pumping him full of antibiotics again. They are surprised however that even though he is going through so much, he is keeping in good spirits.

We appreciate your prayers.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 1:17 pm

Thanks for the update. he sounds like a battler.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:09 am

Within 24 hours. Craziness.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 9:29 am

Barry Switzer…..

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 11:58 am

Lol…. Same.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 10:13 am

Yeah it waas a wild news day in the coaching world.

25% of the NFL coaches have turned over.

Who’s the longest tenured coach now? Tomlin?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
11 January 2024 10:18 am

Yep

VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 7:54 am

Hey JRobert, did you accidentally hit the Subscribe icon that is right above the comments? It’s the little envelope icon. That might be why you are getting emails for all of the comments.

VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 7:50 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 January 2024 8:11 am

Morning VP, how is little Zeph doing??

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 January 2024 12:56 pm

See comment above.

HUNViking
11 January 2024 7:12 am

Apparently the Vikings will play in London in 2024 again. Yay!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
11 January 2024 8:19 am

Home game. I think the NFL can kiss my peacock ass.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 9:42 am

Since they lost 75% of their home games in 23, let’s hope we can chalk that up as one of the home losses.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
11 January 2024 9:43 am

Forgot. 2-6 were we?

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:16 am

Yep. SF and NO.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
11 January 2024 10:34 am

I feel you. Nevertheless, I’ll try to be there.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
11 January 2024 10:36 am

Streaming crap driving me up a wall, along with 10,000 other things.

Wrenage
11 January 2024 7:00 am

I’m starting to get a Singletary vibe from Flores. He’s very tough and prepared and all that, but his results fell off a cliff in the latter part of the season.

In Flores defense, we have about as many studs on defense as an igloo has in its walls. We need a new defense at all levels.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
11 January 2024 8:23 am

I always remember Singletary on the sidelines in his turtleneck and glasses — the scholar badass. Yet, one could tell his teams eventually got sick of the schtick.

That said, as far as I know, I liked Singletary as a player and person. When Payton was dying, Singletary was beside him a lot on his deathbed.

Wrenage
11 January 2024 6:57 am

Live look at Detroit Lions playoff prep…

FloridaSKOL
11 January 2024 6:36 am

Flores will have some opportunities for Head Coach. Not sure he will stay. Should be an interesting few weeks in the coaching shuffle.

FloridaSKOL
11 January 2024 6:29 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

Belichick gone in New England.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 January 2024 7:54 am

Rings:
BB-6
Purple-0

Surly Viking
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11 January 2024 5:43 am

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Surly Viking
11 January 2024 6:39 am

SKOL!

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
11 January 2024 7:06 am

First auto rec

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