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Well, I was sure hoping that we’d get to play the fight song today, but nope. The Vikings offense decided to mostly take the 2nd half off. They used the second half to perfect their three-and-out approach. That way, when they need a three-and-out, they’ll be really good at it, it shouldn’t be a problem. Kirk turned the ball over three times in the first half, one of those coming on an interception at the goal line, which you do NOT want to do. The offense showed off their playmakers, but then decided to stop using them. I don’t have the stats in front of me, but I’m pretty sure JJ only got a couple of balls in the second half. Then again, when the offense never has the ball, it’s hard to throw to him.
The defense, in my opinion, looked much better than last year’s abysmal excuse for a defense. They weren’t perfect, but they were aggressive, they forced their opponent into mistakes, and they did a pretty good job. The offense turned the ball over three times in the first half, and the score was tied at the half. That’s the defense doing their jobs.
I’m still excited for this season, I think this team will be able to make some noise. Let’s hope some of the mistakes we saw are due to rust and guys just getting back into the groove. One of the announcers actually said, I thought it was funny. Uhhhh, hey Gordo, you only get 17 games and they all count. You kinda want to get into the groove PRIOR to the regular season games. That’s why they have preseason and training camp & all that jazz.
Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day
Let’s talk about the defense. I’m always disappointed when the Vikings lose, but I came away from that game feeling good about our defense. I like Flores’ approach with the defense, it’s a breath of fresh air after breathing stagnant farts for a year under Donatell. Hell, 20th in the league would be a massive improvement, and it looks like they could do that or better this year. Let’s hope so!

Minnesota Vikings News:
Here are the Vikings-Buccanneers game stats from yesterday’s game, courtesy of ESPN.
Vikings.com brings us observations from yesterday’s game. Like they say, the mistakes were just too much to overcome.
After being spanked by the Browns, Ja’Marr Chase said ‘we just got beat by some elves’. LOL. I love it.
Catch up on all the NFL week one scores and highlights, courtesy of CBS Sports.
Ravens RB J.K. Dobbins suffered a torn achilles in the Ravens’ week one win over the Texans, from NFL.com.
NFL.com has all the latest notable injuries and news from around the league after week one.
Video of the Day:
Seems fitting.
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Dalvin Cook:
13 rushes for 33 yards.
He sucks.
Allan sucks.
Anal>>>Alan
So a while ago I got a notification that Bass scored me a FG.
That’s nice, every little bit helps.
Only thing is my kicker is Koo.
Ruled out.
An NFL RB who can’t run 90 yards at full speed? A lineman, absolutely. A TE, yeah, could see it. But a RB……smh
Walking boot.
Dalvin looking like we got the better end of that decision.
Ed Ingram folks…..a man of impeccable self awareness.
I like my performance causing fumbles and generally being a huge pile of shit that defense game plan to take over, what a fucking clown.
He is an utter and complete idiot. Others were right..you I think if I recall…he should be in prison he’s built for it physically and mentally.
You know what they do to a horse with a broken leg?
Why are you posting a cousins debate gif?
VP killed it. I’m making sure it stays dead.
Sure. Sell it to McDonald’s
Ankle…return is questionable.
He was hobbling after he got off the cart.
Definitely done for the night if not longer.
They say questionable so all the Rodgers fans will leave their tv on. Gotta keep those advertisers happy.
Career over.
So much parallel to Favre, has issues (legitimate) with the FO not drafting any WRs in the first few rounds for years, gets traded to the jets and end up injured. Hopefully he doesn’t end up a Viking.
Vax injury
Can’t be, he’s” immunized “
So much for all of the Jets hype.
And just like that, the Aaron Rodgers Jets era was over……
Very possible…I’m predicting he popped his Achilles and is out for the year,
I think the same. Bringing the cart out for him. The way he twisted could be broken foot too.
He must have learned to hide pain while on his darkness retreat……..or he quickly munched a shroom before standing up
Bawahahaha….Rodgers out of the game already.
wasn’t a bad hit more of a pull down but he was twisting around and I noticed his toes on one foot were kind of bent back up as he fell forward. He had a calf injury in camp that was healed but he might have popped his achilles. #lifermd
He got hurt. I feel bad.
God can they promote Rodgers anymore than they already have….runs out of the tunnel carrying the flag.
Notice he’s #8 now. Cousins clearly had an effect on him. #belikekirk
A Rodg looks kind of wrinkled.
Well we’ll see if the old guy still has it tonight I guess.
Turns 40 December. Looks used.
He looks older than I do no shit…
Pretty similar teams…good defenses and big play QB’s, more Allen than Rodgers. Jets defense is better so Allen & company may struggle but I feel like they can get it going. I’m not sold Rodgers still has it so we’ll know immediately if he does. Imagine if he struggles, they lose, the Packers faithful will be crowing all week. Man this year is starting off rough, Lions & Packer fans full of themselves.
At times here I read bout folks here struggling with their golf games. A small suggestion/challenge you might try.
Play with only 4 clubs – a 5 or 7 wood (your preference). an 8 iron, a SW and a putter.
You might be surprised what you actually shoot and have more fun.
I highlighted my Sunday round on the thread before the gameday thread, but I don’t think anyone saw it. The highlight of the round was my wedges. I was so “on” it was crazy. I hit a pitching wedge from 92 yards that landed center of the cup, two inches to the left. Almost flew it into the hole.
The bad news was, the course was almost unplayable. Standing water everywhere, and the holes were all playing longer than on the scorecard. Tees were back on every hole for some reason. I couldn’t reach three of the four par three’s off the tee. I did par two of them though.
First hole was playing very long. On the card it was 458 (par 5) but it was 490 with the tees back and I decided to just hit 3 wood anyway. Only hit it 160 as it splashed into casual water. From 333 out, I hit a 7 wood that landed and plugged at 155. Hit another 7 wood that landed about 10 yards short of the green. Pitched the ball beautifully to about 8 feet but the greens were terrible. They had been aerated and were bumpy and slow and I hit a putt that didn’t make it to the hole. Made bogey though so wasn’t mad. I did lose two balls in the water over the course of the day, and shot 45-47. I was exhausted by the 15th hole and gutted it out the last 3 holes. 17 was a 198 yard par three over water. I was in bad shape by then and hit a 5 wood surprisingly well, that ended up in the right rough a little short. Made a so-so pitch and got that up and down, and went to the 18th hole which was a 505 yard par five dogleg left. I was so tired and just like “please God let me live through this hole”. Hit a driver into the trees, hit a pitch out with a 5 iron (badly), hit a seven wood (badly) hit another bad seven wood, then hit a wedge to about 15 feet. Missed the putt, and finished with a double.
Hey, you’ve been ill and those are terrible playing conditions. Hate aerated greens and standing water. Good for you finishing.
You’ll be back before you know it.
I probably hit 8 wedge shots between 95 and 80 yards and hit them all really well. I think the fact that the ground was so saturated, I was really focused on clean contact and barely taking a divot, and that resulted in some really top shelf shots. Also, the greens were soft so I was trying to hit the ball all the way to the pins.
That’s solid wedge play for any handicap level.
Honestly, I love hitting wedges. I was badly hurt in an incident in Afghanistan and for a year I was rehabbing. I spent most of that year hitting very smooth, relaxed wedges that put no stress on my back. Just swinging the club up to my waist height and then moving through the ball, letting the club do all the work. I started hitting very solid pitches into a net in my backyard.
When I eventually returned to playing some limited golf, my iron play improved dramatically, but I have never been able to hit the ball hard since.
That’s a hell of a round on a course in that condition. Lift clean and place sounds great but you get no roll out which is a big detriment.
The struggle on the last hole is a real thing. It has been a bugaboo for me as of late. More mentally than physically I feel fine just in my head I will double or worse.
Thank you. On that 18th tee I have to say I thought about just driving in and calling it a day. I probably should have because I was seeing stars. Men are stupid though.
Was it hot?
It was 89 and humid… I got plum tuckered out.
I’d probably do just as well with only a 7 iron as I can with a full bag, only cub I hit solid and strait consistently
that’s sorta the idea here. Key clubs, learn to hit them well
I suggest they try playing with a club up their butt.
KOC had his standard Monday post game presser today. Do I want to watch it, or is it the same old protracted answers with a lot of words that don’t mean anything?
58 min Mark. This 5 part doc is SO GOOD. I got goose bumps again watching something iv watched 100 times. I hope one day this team will provide all of us with the feeling we all felt that night. Its been too long.
Bottom line, a stationary QB nand a shit O-line don’t work.
From an ease of protection perspective, they actually work best. It’s far easier for an O-line to set, and protect a pocket passer than a mobile QB.
IOL sucks, that does not work.
I tend to agree with you here. At the same time. I’m not sure a shit oline works well regardless.
I’m old school. Give me a pocket passer and very good Oline. Doesn’t have to be great. Rolling out takes away vision and timing. I was thinking 8-9, not sure anymore.
I was set on 12-5… might still be possible, but really have some doubt now. I am losing faith in KAM and KOC by the day.
Yeah that ain’t happening. I’m going to say 7-10.
I agree and i’m old school too.
Had thought a year working together in same system would help. starting to think a couple of these guys just can’t block
I agree, but as I said, the O-line has the best chance to be successful protecting the QB when they know where he is.
When RGIII joined the Redskins, the commentary was his mobility would “immediately make the O-line better”. The O-line later revealed they hated trying to block for Griffin because he never set up where he was supposed to, and they never knew where he was behind them. He actually made them look worse.
Easier for pass rushers to when they know where he’ll be and that he won’t be moving
You’d think, but logically, is it easier to get to a QB with no one in front of him, or a line between you and the QB?
If the line sucks it’s easier to get to a pocket passer
Some crazy shit going on in this clip. 1st Nelson pass rushes against Ingram, does a push pull rush and pulls Ingram’s face mask to complete the pull….no call of course cause you don’t get those when you SUCK.
Darrisaw is just wreaking havoc on anyone in arms reach lol….
He cannot be the best we have!
And Lifer this is like death by a 1000 blows. about every hour you show us another video of this blocking. just give to us all at once and we can die quickly.
lol….all at once and this happens…
I would think Brandel, Schlottman or turds would be better
Lol, he’s a shitstain on the ass of the dlineman as he wipes his ass with Ingram on the way to the QB
Ingram sucks.
We should cut his balls off, and make a wine sack out of it.
Oops….I mean “cut him”
Guys…for our own mental health it may be best just to skip Thursday nights game and treat week two as a bye week for the Vikings.
Weak. I’ll watch regardless. My mental health isn’t effected in any way by the Vikings winning or losing…
Well the savior for the defense signed a 1 yr deal so that fairytale is officially dead.
Point spread out for Thursday?
According to lifer eagles favored by three scores
That’s correct…Eagles – 21
If Vikings get nine points for TDs and four points for FGs, would they win?
Doubt it, going to watch Golden Girls.
For all the golfers, I got a new club…
Vikings FINALLY got themselves a top 10 offense and defense!
Well, his poor run blocking grades don’t bother me because we can’t run the ball anyway.
I am guessing he is asking for too much or we would have already been signed.
Thats the conclusion Im coming to as well. But if theres any team that loves to over pay for mid tier hasbeens, its the Vikings.
Can think of a lot worse ideas. See Lifers video of Ingram blocking below.
One good thing, I though Mattison runs hard – plants his foot and puts his shoulder down.
In case you forgot on your busy Monday post lost I’m tired of this shit fuck fest, here is your cherry on top to close out this week.
Summary:
Sunday sucked
Surly suggests tanking for a QB who can more effectively run for his life because the IOL sucks so bad
Wrenage finds positives in Harry’s lack of short term memory
After an offseason of unbridled optimism, Lifer is on full doom patrol, predicts Vikings lose by 3 scores thurs, also thanks Spielman for passing on drafting Winfield Jr.
Flo-rida reminds you all not to forget 9.11
Lazy Millennial Stu got up before noon today and posted comments
JacksonVike predicts Fields will break out next week, Irv too according to Hun
Everything is Kirk’s fault
Nothing is Kirk’s fault
Freezeface fails to teach his children the difference between a rodent and seafaring people originally from Scandinavia, who from the late 8th to the late 11th centuries raided, pirated, traded and settled throughout parts of Europe
Lifer thinks former gopher and NYG starting center is a somali pirate, also wants to fuck him
The Vikings loss on Sunday has caused mixed emotions for Manlypurple
Mjolnir reminds everyone again never forget 9.11
VP thinks the Vikings suck and he hates them, his wife doesn’t understand why
VP just calls people mordor because he can’t be bothered to remember them, he might also have a hearing test tomorrow according to JacksonVike
NoDak thinks GF is thoughful
Freezeyface misses Stu more than he knows
Jrobert got the big boys rubbing, he’s also overly pissed to gay
Lifer thinks Ham is on the roster for WR depth
MT Viking finds positives despite the loss yesterday
Northwoods hopes the Vikings don’t trade down from the top ten in the draft next year
Surly is doing research on college QBs so he can bitch about the future Viking QB
Lifer will be announcing whose nuts will be hung on the castle door this afternoon because we don’t like fat people, VP is offended
VP thinks English is ridiculous
Stu can’t say the name Sanders correctly, thinks we’re giving US territory to Ukraine
Mjolnir thinks Tom Hanks is a better tennis player than Djokovic, Nadal, or Federer
Freezey identifies as lefse
According to Stu VP is looking for sympathy because he’s milk white
Kfey says people were banned for being sapz’s
JacksonVike and Mjolnir’s families are redundant
SkolfromMT begins giving his grandchild PTSD at 2 weeks old
Freezey says you go to jail if you hate or love Kirk
ManlyPurple wonders if Ingram gets his nuts cut off for causing Kirk to fumble
Lifer grades commenters from the GDT, if you weren’t mentioned you’re just a dust fleck in Greta’s warming atmosphere according to VP
NVF says Kirk stands like a statue
Kathy confuses birds for Scandinavian seafarers
NVF makes total dad joke
Kfey thinks Risner should shut up
Lifer and GA skol are going to meet up for some Zimas
this got me laughing so hard.
you’re the best, ben
LOL
Thats a long summary, can you do a summary of your summary???
Lot of material today.
summary of Bendumdum’s summary:
SHUTTHEFUKUPNoDakRube
Dying. Top notch summary.
Well done! LOL!
Good as always
Hilarious!
Look at this shit…is he just fucking stupid, blind, drunk, or all three? How do you miss this this is easy OL blocking 101 with a simple stunt. God I’d be so ready to get the fuck out of MN if I was Kirk and quit being nice to these guys, grab his fucking face mask and say
“BLOCK YOUR FUCKING GUY ED FOR CHRIST SAKES, I’M TIRED OF GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID SLOW ASS!”
kirk should have blocked him before he threw the ball.
that’s on kirk 100%
“Kirk needs to work on that stiff arm.”
-Kfey
All QB’s get hit, and that’s just an excuse for Cousins…
— some folks here
Kirk does nothing wrong ever
Funny, I have never said anything like that…
Kurt should make ed pay for his damn health insurance wow
That is simply pitiful!
I mean…I can’t see how in the hell he stays in the starting line up. Phillips keeps saying he’s been so impressed with Ed this offseason. I mean you’re going to get your QB killed if you don’t realize this guy can’t do it correctly in games. He’s a fucking disaster. He probably is the biggest reason we lost yesterday. Add it up, he gave up what 2 sacks, 4 pressures and hits, responsible or a turnover. Dude is killing us.
He must have pictures of Phillips or something.
Eagles DT Fletcher Cox should be fine, an NFL source said. Cox had an MRI this morning after he suffered a “friendly fire” shot to the ribs when he collided with teammate Zach Cunningham.
Availability for Thursday’s game could depend upon pain management.
I’m thinking Aunt Bea still plays…
Every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man…
I think this is more old men asking him when them biscuits are coming out of the oven.
Lol he’s dressed like a golden girl
Pace Jr is on the shit list….that much lead no way Baker should make that 1st down marker.
#badangleivan
Perfect!
You going to that game in Carolina?
Might pick up some cheap tickets and drive up
Yeah I think so but it’s fluid with how this start goes. I get pissed off and don’t want anything to do with spending time watching the fuck fest. I also signed up the for Thielen raffle although I doubt I win that. I’ll probably end up going so let me know if you do we’ll meet up and I’ll buy you a Zima.
Zime Lite is preferred, but I’ll splurge and drink a Zima if I have to.
Sounds good! I’ll let you know. Wife keeps asking me if we’re going. It’s a good time, alcohol flows there like crazy so the fact I don’t drink last year I was like…damn all these people driving home this is a problem. There were some really dunk fools there and more than a few dust ups I saw. Nice stadium all the seats have good views.
It’s so weird he just waited for Baker Mayfield at the 1st down marker and then got run over because he’s standing still.
Yeah I almost think it was the penalty avoidance thinking Baker is trying to sucker him in to a late hit OB and he was indecisive in the moment and got trucked instead lol…I say blast first ask questions later.
…something something undersized something something 32 teams passed on him 7 times something something
When Baker Mayfield can truck you, and you’re a linebacker, that’s not a good sign.
Go back and look at the play our CB did when he had Baker one on one.
Why? Will it make me happy?
Baker looked like Derrick Henry running over a pee wee league player.
Yeah, that’s not gonna make me happy…
But then there’s this side to him…..
but he has a 0 grade when the passer rushes him.
Elite reply!
Ummm… Mayfield was sacked once (not by Pace) and hit twice all game. He was basically untouched. That’s a 90 pass rush rating?
maybe pressure factors in to their grading. Who knows theses guys could make shit up for all we know. I’d be fine with a 3 tier grading system:
Sucked
Meh
Balled
those guys doing the grading are drunk half the time.
He had 5 pass rush snaps…idiots without context on twitter
Dude is strong
randy moss is like ouch what just got thrown into my legs
Jump to 25 min in. Good film break down. Strip sack is on Kirk.
Ingram slapping the ball out of his hands was Kirk’s fault too.
Is it possible that Cousins might have been too slow on this snap and didn’t perform the transfer correctly?
I know that the answer is absolutely not and I’m just an idiot for even bringing this up.
it’s just ingram’s technique, can’t fault him
Mike “H8’er” Boone……dude was a few blowhard beers short of actually backing up the shit he talked.
I think you mean Alex, but Mike also played for the Vikings
That’s right…I instantly remembered the Boone that actually did something on the field.
LOL, yeah Mike probably contributed more.
I’d buy Kirk has to pick it up – zero blitz. BUT so does the hot receiver and I don’t see one
There wasn’t one, and sometimes you don’t see the blitz coming. The safety is turned to the outside looking at the receiver pre-snap. Cousins isn’t seeing him as a possible blitzer, and this is one of those “un-scouted looks” that KOC talked about in the post game presser. The safety spins off the snap to rush Cousins, and there is no “hot” receiver to throw to as mentioned in the video. Yet they insist Cousins has to “see” this and do what? Spring wings and fly away? He’s stuck and still trying to hit the crosser as the pocket collapses around him.
Good points. Everyone seems to have 20/20 vision when the play is over. I am stunned in KOC’s system, there is no hot receiver.
The WR took off on a 9 route, instead of the quick “in” behind the blitzing safety.
https://apple.news/AlY6-SEvSROiZK4wOfUzPNQ
Awfully nice of you to link this. I still can’t hit it that far.
I spent years getting my swing built to deliver the club so it bottoms out after striking the golf ball. It may be one reason I have never really hit my driver well. I hit my 3 wood pretty well off the tee, but not really very long. I don’t care to go through all the paces to teach myself how to swing a driver or get fit for one, or whatever. Too much trouble just to play a game for recreation.
The Driver is the limits of human projectile launching of a golf ball. Its such a long club with a rounded face and about 20 controllable variables effecting ball flight. There’s a reason why guys like Speith and tour guys average 65-70% fairways hit with their drivers. That’s 3 to 4 times out of 10 drives they miss the fairway. It’s freaking hard for everyone.
Yep. I guess knowing that I might hit one out of five drives in the fairway and decently long, makes me decide to not play a club with a 20% success rate. I hit the 3 wood much more solidly and accurately off the tee than a driver. Who wants to hit bad shots? Not me.
Yeah my best scores lately have been with the Driver not coming out of the bag. For the average amateur fairway finding is about 30-40%. I’ve had days where I hit 10 out of 12 and had a stretch for about a month where I was stroking it. But it left and now 1 out of 3 is staying in play.
My Driver finds the fairway an awful lot these days…it just doesn’t go very far. My driver = your 3 wood.
Play with a driver that has enough loft and at a shorter length that you can regularly put in fairway. If it’s 12 degrees at 43.5 so be it. Still better than 3 wood.
I did cut my driver down from 45.5 or 44.5 and it was a big difference. I think I have the loft turned down from 10 to 9.25. Maybe I should put the loft back up. Was trying to reduce spin which lowering the loft did. I probably don’t generate enough clubhead speed for that loft though.
Loft is always your friend. Won’t go as far but sidespin is an absolute killer. Still, a higher lofted driver will still go further than a 3 wood.
I’ll adjust it back up to 10 and see how it does. I was hitting my 3 wood so good sometime farther than my average drives of 225 but I never get the 250+ I can get out of my driver when I hit it on the screws.
Be careful with adjustable driver heads. Turn the loft up and the face angle closes (and vice versa).
You have connections. Buy a used 12 degree and cut it down. Have it hotmelted to get SW back up.Believe you’ll beat your 3 wood and be closer to old driver length.
That’s why HC’ers should play with a lot of loft on driver and shorten the shaft.
I just imagine the ball is Ingram’s face and I suddenly get an extra 20 yards.
^^ needs moar recs ^^
Got mine 😃
Mine as well 😊
I golfed for a long time, gave it up when we had kids
thinking about getting back into it
Do it….Do it……Do it….. If the wife is cool with it and your boys have left the nest man jump back in. Practice / Play a bit with your old clubs and if you feel like you have the itch to keep playing let me know. I can steer you in the right direction for the best club deals and quality of the current models. New tech is way better if your clubs are 10+ yrs or older.
I probably will after this deer season is over, will take recommendations on clubs etc
Well lifer is certified, so there’s that
you posting home videos like cane did when he was lifting light weights?
Yes he is….this is a video of Rob storm prepping filling sand bags two at a time for an impending hurricane.
More like running to the ABC store
@yes@ new guy
I see Risner making comments on social media. Telling the Vikes that he is ready to go…
He needs to stay off social media. We had him in for a work out, test, training, talk etc and he left unsigned, guessing thats $$$ related. But if someone wants him, they will call.
I am compelled to say this after watching yesterday’s game. I think KOC is failing to get the most out of this offense. He expects the WR’s to read the defense and adjust their routes on the fly, and he expects Cousins to read his receivers minds and get the ball to them. This is a bad plan. Cousins drops back, not knowing where his receivers are going. I don’t think this is helpful.
That is an assumption from your own mind. You nor I know what KOC is expecting or telling his players how to run the offense.
I know KOC play calls were shit 50% of the time yesterday. That is a known factor.
You’re possibly kind – 50%.
Actually KFEY those are the words from the receivers mouths. They mentioned it last year, and this year in training camp that the offense is hard on them because they are expected to read the defense and alter their routes.
Facts and all.
So they are option routes or something different than that?
No, because an option route is basically a choice between going right or left. Here the routes can be cut short, go longer, or go right or left. On an option route you play off the leverage you’re getting. In KOC’s offense you’re seeing where the linebackers and safeties are, not just the CB covering you.
Right option plays typically are structured so the QB and WR can choose the right action based on man vs. zone but I thought they were mostly run out of the slot.
Yeah, the Y and the slot run option routes.
Read some takeaways not endearing to him.
If JJ gets 12 yards in a half wth is everyone else doing?
F-16 flyover before Twins game tonight. Hope they don’t get shot down.
After week one I must adjust my previously stated season prediction.
19-1 Baby.
Per a Yahoo breaking news bulletin, the FDA has approved the fall Covid vaccine. I know that some of you were waiting with baited breath.
You’re welcome.
“Baited” breath? What do we have a worm in our mouth?
Yes.
That was probably better than spelling it correctly.
*bated
Lol, good dad joke, I can’t remember, you have kids?
When I poke the hornets nest, I expect a better response than that.
We are only allowed to talk about football and golf here.
@Don’t make me report you@
Nakobe Dean injured. James Bradberry in concussion protocol and unlikely to play Thursday.
Uh oh. Anyone know Eagles injury situation? I really thought that game was winnable if Vikings can knock off some rust and clean up some mistakes.
Both of them are Eagles. Haven’t seen the entire Philadelphia report.
Oops, Pavlov reaction, lol.
How’s the new crib Kathy?
We still love it.
Moving at a glacial pace (trying to only take on one project at a time), but getting there. Got my new tv and had it mounted Wednesday, plus had some wires re-routed to clean up ugly wire situation.
Trundle bed for girls is ready (last week’s project). Next, I’m getting a new laptop.
Figured so.
I saw the Bradbury injury…wasn’t horrible but he got his bell rung. He might clear by two days after tomorrow but a day before Friday.
Huh, so Thursday?
Oh yeah….could be a lazy whore like you and use just one word. 🤪
LOL, if you only knew the effort it took to be a cheating whore of my level!
Wow….mind blown I never thought of it from that angle, the level of constant consternation finding a way to cheat your way though life.
I don’t know if that has ever happened for a Thursday night game. He’d have to clear the first hurdle I think today.
For the Vikings – Bradbury not expected to play, Davenport maybe. Schlottman actually played decently in place so not all that worried about him.
0-2 after TNF. We get LAC at home then @CAR. Going with 2-2. Thielen had 12 yards on 2 grabs yesterday.
They are just not using him right.
KOC’s fault…still trying to unlearn bad habits.
Today, I’ll take 2 -2
I read this and feel like this guy….
TWO & TWO……YOU KIDDING ME…TWO & TWO….WE’LL BE LUCKY TO WIN ONE OUT OF THE NEXT FOUR!
Well Young sent 9 of his 20 completions to the TE and the RB. The other 11 completions were spread out over 6 players. Clearly Young isn’t comfortable with delivering the ball in a game to his WR’s yet.
Small dude, not sure he’ll grade out.
Yeah, we’ll see. Brees wasn’t a big guy and he did alright. Way too early to pass any judgement on any rookie right now.
Addison already better career production than Treadwell.
I caught a little bit of the pregame show on CBS and one of the geniuses was bragging about Burrow’s new weapon, Irv Smith Jr. I just about died laughing.
Haha yeah, dude averages 2.4 drops per game, if he can even play because of injury. Terrible player.
Also, are you from Windom?
Jackson
I’ve got roots in the Windom area….
He is the missing piece to a super bowl.
3 catches for 17 yards.
Well on his way to achieving the super bowl.
Bills@Jets. Who you got Einsteins?
The Raiders…
Good call I’m calling my bookie!
Should be a good game.
Until The Douche and the Jets prove otherwise, I go with the Bills.
What is guaranteed is that the announcers will slobber all over Rodgers.
For sure!
This is true, which is why I usually just watch the video portion.
Same here, the Bills.
Bills
WTH did Burrow do yesterday? Or not do. 82 yards?
He got his ass kicked by the Browns defense basically. That’s all.
275 mil contact. Divide by 82 yards.
Not his fault.
JJ sitting on bench didn’t look happy. Wonder if we keep him? Trade value prob very high. 138 yds 1st half, 12 2nd.
He’s mad at KAM for not re-signing Kirk.
Just one theory.
Spot on take…
He looked very angry/frustrated. How will that affect his contract negotiations?
“Get me a QB that doesnt look like this under pressure, mental or physical”
He stands like a statue,
Plays like a machine
Eyeing his receivers,
Always plays it clean,
Plays by intuition,
The franchise records fall
That Kirk Cousins quarterback,
Sure plays some mean football
Good Elton John reference, Pinball Wizard.
Couldn’t resist… grin.
Not shocked if dealt.
TNF might be a blood bath. Is Davenport available or still on the davenport?
Ha!
I am thinking I will be able to go to bed early Thursday night. Which is O.K., I have a long road trip leaving early Friday mornin.
My birthday of course….coincides with my historical Vikings failure fandom perfectly. The universe is perfectly aligned.
LOL, now i know we are toast.
Book it!
Lol “happy” birthday
Hope yours turns out better than mine did.
Here’s your grades from yesterday:
Mick- 30.1 (got the game thread posted and contributed nothing else).
GF- 0.0 incomplete not around.
Ben- 98.0 popped in shit on the floor repeatedly. (mvp front runner)
Kfey- 95.9 waited until kirk tilted and logged on to say told you so.
Freeze- 30.3 stayed throughout and never really got angry or sad.
HunViking- 80.5 stayed engaged from abroad for reasons still unknown.
Big Stupid- 92.9 provided classic play by play Viking slights to good effect
Florida Skol- 90.9 best comment of the day: “Shit”.
NVF- 8 tried to defend 8 but found himself being blitzed with too many reasons not to.
JR- 91.0 brought reality to the outcomes throughout the day that were ignored.
norseman 1- 97.0 been watching this shitshow longer than any of us, still here.
I logged on after the first turn over, which was like 8 min into the game lol. He was tilted the second he stepped on the field. Cope dude.
I thought Kirk overplayed the broodiness a bit, sitting on the sideline with an angry, determined look on his face. It seemed like acting.
Are the Netflix cameras still on him or something?
He’s a robot. When he talks and when he’s under center. There’s no Cameras, aside from CBS and NFL cameras.
VikingPhilip – 0. Popped in a few times and said nothing of any value.
I had the audio call of PA and Bercich in my ear while watching and wasn’t on the GDT until late. I do everything from my phone and had it flipped over to avoid seeing fantasy scores until after the first round of games were over.
I read all of these numbers as radio stations, and it is breaking my brain.
‘We’re picking the zits from the hits and the mold from the gold….
More classic rock coming up on KFEY 98.3…’
*Intro for Burning For You starts playing*
90.9? Well shit…. 🙂
Gave me a 97 and don’t remember posting it.
Now we are all being graded by Lifer? Greta is gonna love this… 🙂
He’s somewhat self-involved… he’s harmless though.
LOL
He’s just sucking up to get in the summary.
Shit I make the summary not even trying….easy satire.
Truer words were never spoken, but I gotta get my ass in gear and do the summary now.
I second this.
I didn’t even get a grade, let alone not beat Ingram’s grade.
If you received a grade that means that Lifer loves you or hates you or both. For those of us that did not get a grade, we are just a dust fleck in Greta’s warming atmosphere.
lol….
I’m either so good or so bad that there is no rating that captures me.
Lifer…0…basically a Packers fan
A question about a play yesterday that doesn’t make sense to me.
Flores is known to be aggressive.
Last series for Bucs and it’s a 3rd and 10. Game is on the line. A stop and we get ball back, first down and game is over.
And our corners play soft and give up a sideline pass for first down. Game over!
WTH?
Hunter also lost contain on the Baker scramble for the 1st that iced it.
Did Hunter do anything after the first quarter?
Not of note.
Folks want to win games. Of course we need Kirk//JJ to stand tall. But that’s not enough. We need another playmaker on offense.
And the defense, Hunter and a couple others need to have an impact.
Agreed. Somebody like…. Chris Jones?
Just tired of the BS. Kirk and JJ can both play at an elite level (Detroit loss last year) but they need help. We supposedly have other players capable of playing at high level Let’s see it.
and Chris Jones would be wonderful
Agreed
Exactly what I was thinking.