Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 11 Sep 2023

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Well, I was sure hoping that we’d get to play the fight song today, but nope. The Vikings offense decided to mostly take the 2nd half off. They used the second half to perfect their three-and-out approach. That way, when they need a three-and-out, they’ll be really good at it, it shouldn’t be a problem. Kirk turned the ball over three times in the first half, one of those coming on an interception at the goal line, which you do NOT want to do. The offense showed off their playmakers, but then decided to stop using them. I don’t have the stats in front of me, but I’m pretty sure JJ only got a couple of balls in the second half. Then again, when the offense never has the ball, it’s hard to throw to him.

The defense, in my opinion, looked much better than last year’s abysmal excuse for a defense. They weren’t perfect, but they were aggressive, they forced their opponent into mistakes, and they did a pretty good job. The offense turned the ball over three times in the first half, and the score was tied at the half. That’s the defense doing their jobs.

I’m still excited for this season, I think this team will be able to make some noise. Let’s hope some of the mistakes we saw are due to rust and guys just getting back into the groove. One of the announcers actually said, I thought it was funny. Uhhhh, hey Gordo, you only get 17 games and they all count. You kinda want to get into the groove PRIOR to the regular season games. That’s why they have preseason and training camp & all that jazz.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Let’s talk about the defense. I’m always disappointed when the Vikings lose, but I came away from that game feeling good about our defense. I like Flores’ approach with the defense, it’s a breath of fresh air after breathing stagnant farts for a year under Donatell. Hell, 20th in the league would be a massive improvement, and it looks like they could do that or better this year. Let’s hope so!

Minnesota Vikings News:

Here are the Vikings-Buccanneers game stats from yesterday’s game, courtesy of ESPN.

Vikings.com brings us observations from yesterday’s game. Like they say, the mistakes were just too much to overcome.

After being spanked by the Browns, Ja’Marr Chase said ‘we just got beat by some elves’. LOL. I love it.

Catch up on all the NFL week one scores and highlights, courtesy of CBS Sports.

Ravens RB J.K. Dobbins suffered a torn achilles in the Ravens’ week one win over the Texans, from NFL.com.

NFL.com has all the latest notable injuries and news from around the league after week one.

Video of the Day:

Seems fitting.

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Big Stupid Face
11 September 2023 10:35 pm

Dalvin Cook:

13 rushes for 33 yards.

He sucks.

Big Stupid Face
11 September 2023 9:46 pm

Allan sucks.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 September 2023 9:59 pm

Anal>>>Alan

Northwoods
11 September 2023 8:05 pm

So a while ago I got a notification that Bass scored me a FG.

That’s nice, every little bit helps.

Only thing is my kicker is Koo.

VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 8:05 pm

Ruled out.

Northwoods
11 September 2023 8:02 pm

An NFL RB who can’t run 90 yards at full speed? A lineman, absolutely. A TE, yeah, could see it. But a RB……smh

VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 8:02 pm

Walking boot.

Northwoods
11 September 2023 8:00 pm

Dalvin looking like we got the better end of that decision.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 8:44 pm

I like my performance causing fumbles and generally being a huge pile of shit that defense game plan to take over, what a fucking clown.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
12 September 2023 4:39 am

He is an utter and complete idiot. Others were right..you I think if I recall…he should be in prison he’s built for it physically and mentally.

Northwoods
11 September 2023 7:39 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2023 7:42 pm

You know what they do to a horse with a broken leg?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 7:44 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 7:44 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 7:49 pm

Why are you posting a cousins debate gif?

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:55 pm

VP killed it. I’m making sure it stays dead.

Northwoods
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 7:58 pm

Sure. Sell it to McDonald’s

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 7:35 pm

Ankle…return is questionable.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:36 pm

He was hobbling after he got off the cart.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 7:43 pm

Definitely done for the night if not longer.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:49 pm

They say questionable so all the Rodgers fans will leave their tv on. Gotta keep those advertisers happy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 8:47 pm

Career over.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
11 September 2023 8:54 pm

So much parallel to Favre, has issues (legitimate) with the FO not drafting any WRs in the first few rounds for years, gets traded to the jets and end up injured. Hopefully he doesn’t end up a Viking.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 8:21 pm

Vax injury

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 September 2023 8:42 pm

Can’t be, he’s” immunized “

DE Viking
11 September 2023 7:32 pm

So much for all of the Jets hype.

Northwoods
11 September 2023 7:27 pm

And just like that, the Aaron Rodgers Jets era was over……

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2023 7:30 pm

Very possible…I’m predicting he popped his Achilles and is out for the year,

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:31 pm

I think the same. Bringing the cart out for him. The way he twisted could be broken foot too.

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:32 pm

He must have learned to hide pain while on his darkness retreat……..or he quickly munched a shroom before standing up

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 7:26 pm

Bawahahaha….Rodgers out of the game already.

wasn’t a bad hit more of a pull down but he was twisting around and I noticed his toes on one foot were kind of bent back up as he fell forward. He had a calf injury in camp that was healed but he might have popped his achilles. #lifermd

VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 7:26 pm

He got hurt. I feel bad.

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 7:11 pm

God can they promote Rodgers anymore than they already have….runs out of the tunnel carrying the flag.

Notice he’s #8 now. Cousins clearly had an effect on him. #belikekirk

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 6:57 pm

A Rodg looks kind of wrinkled.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 7:01 pm

Well we’ll see if the old guy still has it tonight I guess.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 7:05 pm

Turns 40 December. Looks used.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 7:12 pm

He looks older than I do no shit…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 7:09 pm

Pretty similar teams…good defenses and big play QB’s, more Allen than Rodgers. Jets defense is better so Allen & company may struggle but I feel like they can get it going. I’m not sold Rodgers still has it so we’ll know immediately if he does. Imagine if he struggles, they lose, the Packers faithful will be crowing all week. Man this year is starting off rough, Lions & Packer fans full of themselves.

JRobert
JRobert
11 September 2023 5:02 pm

At times here I read bout folks here struggling with their golf games. A small suggestion/challenge you might try.
Play with only 4 clubs – a 5 or 7 wood (your preference). an 8 iron, a SW and a putter.
You might be surprised what you actually shoot and have more fun.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:16 pm

I highlighted my Sunday round on the thread before the gameday thread, but I don’t think anyone saw it. The highlight of the round was my wedges. I was so “on” it was crazy. I hit a pitching wedge from 92 yards that landed center of the cup, two inches to the left. Almost flew it into the hole.

The bad news was, the course was almost unplayable. Standing water everywhere, and the holes were all playing longer than on the scorecard. Tees were back on every hole for some reason. I couldn’t reach three of the four par three’s off the tee. I did par two of them though.

First hole was playing very long. On the card it was 458 (par 5) but it was 490 with the tees back and I decided to just hit 3 wood anyway. Only hit it 160 as it splashed into casual water. From 333 out, I hit a 7 wood that landed and plugged at 155. Hit another 7 wood that landed about 10 yards short of the green. Pitched the ball beautifully to about 8 feet but the greens were terrible. They had been aerated and were bumpy and slow and I hit a putt that didn’t make it to the hole. Made bogey though so wasn’t mad. I did lose two balls in the water over the course of the day, and shot 45-47. I was exhausted by the 15th hole and gutted it out the last 3 holes. 17 was a 198 yard par three over water. I was in bad shape by then and hit a 5 wood surprisingly well, that ended up in the right rough a little short. Made a so-so pitch and got that up and down, and went to the 18th hole which was a 505 yard par five dogleg left. I was so tired and just like “please God let me live through this hole”. Hit a driver into the trees, hit a pitch out with a 5 iron (badly), hit a seven wood (badly) hit another bad seven wood, then hit a wedge to about 15 feet. Missed the putt, and finished with a double.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:26 pm

Hey, you’ve been ill and those are terrible playing conditions. Hate aerated greens and standing water. Good for you finishing.
You’ll be back before you know it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:34 pm

I probably hit 8 wedge shots between 95 and 80 yards and hit them all really well. I think the fact that the ground was so saturated, I was really focused on clean contact and barely taking a divot, and that resulted in some really top shelf shots. Also, the greens were soft so I was trying to hit the ball all the way to the pins.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:38 pm

That’s solid wedge play for any handicap level.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:54 pm

Honestly, I love hitting wedges. I was badly hurt in an incident in Afghanistan and for a year I was rehabbing. I spent most of that year hitting very smooth, relaxed wedges that put no stress on my back. Just swinging the club up to my waist height and then moving through the ball, letting the club do all the work. I started hitting very solid pitches into a net in my backyard.

When I eventually returned to playing some limited golf, my iron play improved dramatically, but I have never been able to hit the ball hard since.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 7:16 pm

That’s a hell of a round on a course in that condition. Lift clean and place sounds great but you get no roll out which is a big detriment.

The struggle on the last hole is a real thing. It has been a bugaboo for me as of late. More mentally than physically I feel fine just in my head I will double or worse.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:39 pm

Thank you. On that 18th tee I have to say I thought about just driving in and calling it a day. I probably should have because I was seeing stars. Men are stupid though.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 7:50 pm

Was it hot?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 7:52 pm

It was 89 and humid… I got plum tuckered out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:50 pm

I’d probably do just as well with only a 7 iron as I can with a full bag, only cub I hit solid and strait consistently

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 6:13 pm

that’s sorta the idea here. Key clubs, learn to hit them well

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:51 pm

I suggest they try playing with a club up their butt.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:02 pm

KOC had his standard Monday post game presser today. Do I want to watch it, or is it the same old protracted answers with a lot of words that don’t mean anything?

KFEY93
11 September 2023 4:48 pm

58 min Mark. This 5 part doc is SO GOOD. I got goose bumps again watching something iv watched 100 times. I hope one day this team will provide all of us with the feeling we all felt that night. Its been too long.

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 4:41 pm

Bottom line, a stationary QB nand a shit O-line don’t work.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 4:45 pm

From an ease of protection perspective, they actually work best. It’s far easier for an O-line to set, and protect a pocket passer than a mobile QB.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 4:46 pm

IOL sucks, that does not work.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 4:56 pm

I tend to agree with you here. At the same time. I’m not sure a shit oline works well regardless.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:04 pm

I’m old school. Give me a pocket passer and very good Oline. Doesn’t have to be great. Rolling out takes away vision and timing. I was thinking 8-9, not sure anymore.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 5:08 pm

I was set on 12-5… might still be possible, but really have some doubt now. I am losing faith in KAM and KOC by the day.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 7:52 pm

Yeah that ain’t happening. I’m going to say 7-10.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 5:17 pm

I agree and i’m old school too.
Had thought a year working together in same system would help. starting to think a couple of these guys just can’t block

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 4:59 pm

I agree, but as I said, the O-line has the best chance to be successful protecting the QB when they know where he is.

When RGIII joined the Redskins, the commentary was his mobility would “immediately make the O-line better”. The O-line later revealed they hated trying to block for Griffin because he never set up where he was supposed to, and they never knew where he was behind them. He actually made them look worse.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:42 pm

Easier for pass rushers to when they know where he’ll be and that he won’t be moving

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 5:58 pm

You’d think, but logically, is it easier to get to a QB with no one in front of him, or a line between you and the QB?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 8:47 pm

If the line sucks it’s easier to get to a pocket passer

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 4:36 pm

Some crazy shit going on in this clip. 1st Nelson pass rushes against Ingram, does a push pull rush and pulls Ingram’s face mask to complete the pull….no call of course cause you don’t get those when you SUCK.

Darrisaw is just wreaking havoc on anyone in arms reach lol….

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 4:40 pm

He cannot be the best we have!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 4:44 pm

And Lifer this is like death by a 1000 blows. about every hour you show us another video of this blocking. just give to us all at once and we can die quickly.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:47 pm

lol….all at once and this happens…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:52 pm

I would think Brandel, Schlottman or turds would be better

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 5:52 pm

Lol, he’s a shitstain on the ass of the dlineman as he wipes his ass with Ingram on the way to the QB

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 5:54 pm

Ingram sucks.
We should cut his balls off, and make a wine sack out of it.
Oops….I mean “cut him”

benjammin
Admin
11 September 2023 4:25 pm

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 3:51 pm

Point spread out for Thursday?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 3:53 pm

According to lifer eagles favored by three scores

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 4:02 pm

That’s correct…Eagles – 21

Wrenage
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 4:22 pm

If Vikings get nine points for TDs and four points for FGs, would they win?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2023 4:24 pm

Doubt it, going to watch Golden Girls.

Wrenage
11 September 2023 3:42 pm

For all the golfers, I got a new club…

Big Stupid Face
11 September 2023 3:28 pm

Vikings FINALLY got themselves a top 10 offense and defense!

NoDakRube
11 September 2023 3:23 pm

Risner’s pass blocking grade, according to PFF, was 18.5 points higher than Cleveland’s and 30 points higher than Ingram’s in 2022. Cleveland and Ingram both had better run blocking grades than Risner.

Well, his poor run blocking grades don’t bother me because we can’t run the ball anyway.
I am guessing he is asking for too much or we would have already been signed.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2023 4:11 pm

Thats the conclusion Im coming to as well. But if theres any team that loves to over pay for mid tier hasbeens, its the Vikings.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2023 4:29 pm

Can think of a lot worse ideas. See Lifers video of Ingram blocking below.
One good thing, I though Mattison runs hard – plants his foot and puts his shoulder down.

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 3:15 pm

In case you forgot on your busy Monday post lost I’m tired of this shit fuck fest, here is your cherry on top to close out this week.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 4:11 pm

benjammin
Admin
11 September 2023 3:14 pm

Summary:

Sunday sucked

Surly suggests tanking for a QB who can more effectively run for his life because the IOL sucks so bad

Wrenage finds positives in Harry’s lack of short term memory

After an offseason of unbridled optimism, Lifer is on full doom patrol, predicts Vikings lose by 3 scores thurs, also thanks Spielman for passing on drafting Winfield Jr.

Flo-rida reminds you all not to forget 9.11

Lazy Millennial Stu got up before noon today and posted comments

JacksonVike predicts Fields will break out next week, Irv too according to Hun

Everything is Kirk’s fault

Nothing is Kirk’s fault

Freezeface fails to teach his children the difference between a rodent and seafaring people originally from Scandinavia, who from the late 8th to the late 11th centuries raided, pirated, traded and settled throughout parts of Europe

Lifer thinks former gopher and NYG starting center is a somali pirate, also wants to fuck him

The Vikings loss on Sunday has caused mixed emotions for Manlypurple

Mjolnir reminds everyone again never forget 9.11

VP thinks the Vikings suck and he hates them, his wife doesn’t understand why

VP just calls people mordor because he can’t be bothered to remember them, he might also have a hearing test tomorrow according to JacksonVike

NoDak thinks GF is thoughful

Freezeyface misses Stu more than he knows

Jrobert got the big boys rubbing, he’s also overly pissed to gay

Lifer thinks Ham is on the roster for WR depth

MT Viking finds positives despite the loss yesterday

Northwoods hopes the Vikings don’t trade down from the top ten in the draft next year

Surly is doing research on college QBs so he can bitch about the future Viking QB

Lifer will be announcing whose nuts will be hung on the castle door this afternoon because we don’t like fat people, VP is offended

VP thinks English is ridiculous

Stu can’t say the name Sanders correctly, thinks we’re giving US territory to Ukraine

Mjolnir thinks Tom Hanks is a better tennis player than Djokovic, Nadal, or Federer

Freezey identifies as lefse

According to Stu VP is looking for sympathy because he’s milk white

Kfey says people were banned for being sapz’s

JacksonVike and Mjolnir’s families are redundant

SkolfromMT begins giving his grandchild PTSD at 2 weeks old

Freezey says you go to jail if you hate or love Kirk

ManlyPurple wonders if Ingram gets his nuts cut off for causing Kirk to fumble

Lifer grades commenters from the GDT, if you weren’t mentioned you’re just a dust fleck in Greta’s warming atmosphere according to VP

NVF says Kirk stands like a statue

Kathy confuses birds for Scandinavian seafarers

NVF makes total dad joke

Kfey thinks Risner should shut up

Lifer and GA skol are going to meet up for some Zimas

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:18 pm

this got me laughing so hard.
you’re the best, ben

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:20 pm

LOL

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:20 pm

Thats a long summary, can you do a summary of your summary???

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2023 3:25 pm

Lot of material today.

stuman55
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2023 3:26 pm

summary of Bendumdum’s summary:

SHUTTHEFUKUPNoDakRube

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:30 pm

Dying. Top notch summary.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:55 pm

Well done! LOL!

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 4:12 pm

Good as always

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 6:24 pm

Hilarious!

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 3:06 pm

Look at this shit…is he just fucking stupid, blind, drunk, or all three? How do you miss this this is easy OL blocking 101 with a simple stunt. God I’d be so ready to get the fuck out of MN if I was Kirk and quit being nice to these guys, grab his fucking face mask and say

“BLOCK YOUR FUCKING GUY ED FOR CHRIST SAKES, I’M TIRED OF GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID SLOW ASS!”

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:08 pm

kirk should have blocked him before he threw the ball.

that’s on kirk 100%

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2023 3:19 pm

“Kirk needs to work on that stiff arm.”

-Kfey

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:09 pm

All QB’s get hit, and that’s just an excuse for Cousins…

— some folks here

GA Skol
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 3:11 pm

Kirk does nothing wrong ever

  • NLNVF
No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  GA Skol
11 September 2023 6:01 pm

Funny, I have never said anything like that…

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:21 pm

Kurt should make ed pay for his damn health insurance wow

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:27 pm

That is simply pitiful!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 3:29 pm

I mean…I can’t see how in the hell he stays in the starting line up. Phillips keeps saying he’s been so impressed with Ed this offseason. I mean you’re going to get your QB killed if you don’t realize this guy can’t do it correctly in games. He’s a fucking disaster. He probably is the biggest reason we lost yesterday. Add it up, he gave up what 2 sacks, 4 pressures and hits, responsible or a turnover. Dude is killing us.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 4:17 pm

He must have pictures of Phillips or something.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:50 pm

Eagles DT Fletcher Cox should be fine, an NFL source said. Cox had an MRI this morning after he suffered a “friendly fire” shot to the ribs when he collided with teammate Zach Cunningham.

Availability for Thursday’s game could depend upon pain management.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:56 pm

I’m thinking Aunt Bea still plays…

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:10 pm

Every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 3:20 pm

I think this is more old men asking him when them biscuits are coming out of the oven.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:55 pm

Lol he’s dressed like a golden girl

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:27 pm

#badangleivan

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:30 pm

Perfect!

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:32 pm

You going to that game in Carolina?

Might pick up some cheap tickets and drive up

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
11 September 2023 2:35 pm

Yeah I think so but it’s fluid with how this start goes. I get pissed off and don’t want anything to do with spending time watching the fuck fest. I also signed up the for Thielen raffle although I doubt I win that. I’ll probably end up going so let me know if you do we’ll meet up and I’ll buy you a Zima.

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:37 pm

Zime Lite is preferred, but I’ll splurge and drink a Zima if I have to.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
11 September 2023 2:46 pm

Sounds good! I’ll let you know. Wife keeps asking me if we’re going. It’s a good time, alcohol flows there like crazy so the fact I don’t drink last year I was like…damn all these people driving home this is a problem. There were some really dunk fools there and more than a few dust ups I saw. Nice stadium all the seats have good views.

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:31 pm

It’s so weird he just waited for Baker Mayfield at the 1st down marker and then got run over because he’s standing still.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
11 September 2023 2:48 pm

Yeah I almost think it was the penalty avoidance thinking Baker is trying to sucker him in to a late hit OB and he was indecisive in the moment and got trucked instead lol…I say blast first ask questions later.

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:50 pm

…something something undersized something something 32 teams passed on him 7 times something something

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2023 2:52 pm

When Baker Mayfield can truck you, and you’re a linebacker, that’s not a good sign.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 3:00 pm

Go back and look at the play our CB did when he had Baker one on one.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 3:11 pm

Why? Will it make me happy?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 3:29 pm

Baker looked like Derrick Henry running over a pee wee league player.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 4:26 pm

Yeah, that’s not gonna make me happy…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
11 September 2023 2:52 pm

But then there’s this side to him…..

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:54 pm

but he has a 0 grade when the passer rushes him.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2023 2:59 pm

Elite reply!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:54 pm

Ummm… Mayfield was sacked once (not by Pace) and hit twice all game. He was basically untouched. That’s a 90 pass rush rating?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 3:00 pm

maybe pressure factors in to their grading. Who knows theses guys could make shit up for all we know. I’d be fine with a 3 tier grading system:

Sucked
Meh
Balled

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:30 pm

those guys doing the grading are drunk half the time.

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:56 pm

He had 5 pass rush snaps…idiots without context on twitter

benjammin
Admin
11 September 2023 2:11 pm

Dude is strong

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:14 pm

randy moss is like ouch what just got thrown into my legs

KFEY93
11 September 2023 1:52 pm

Jump to 25 min in. Good film break down. Strip sack is on Kirk.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 2:04 pm

Ingram slapping the ball out of his hands was Kirk’s fault too.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:11 pm

Is it possible that Cousins might have been too slow on this snap and didn’t perform the transfer correctly?

I know that the answer is absolutely not and I’m just an idiot for even bringing this up.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 2:12 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:11 pm

it’s just ingram’s technique, can’t fault him

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 2:07 pm

Mike “H8’er” Boone……dude was a few blowhard beers short of actually backing up the shit he talked.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:12 pm

I think you mean Alex, but Mike also played for the Vikings

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:23 pm

That’s right…I instantly remembered the Boone that actually did something on the field.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:25 pm

LOL, yeah Mike probably contributed more.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:31 pm

I’d buy Kirk has to pick it up – zero blitz. BUT so does the hot receiver and I don’t see one

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 4:36 pm

There wasn’t one, and sometimes you don’t see the blitz coming. The safety is turned to the outside looking at the receiver pre-snap. Cousins isn’t seeing him as a possible blitzer, and this is one of those “un-scouted looks” that KOC talked about in the post game presser. The safety spins off the snap to rush Cousins, and there is no “hot” receiver to throw to as mentioned in the video. Yet they insist Cousins has to “see” this and do what? Spring wings and fly away? He’s stuck and still trying to hit the crosser as the pocket collapses around him.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 5:21 pm

Good points. Everyone seems to have 20/20 vision when the play is over. I am stunned in KOC’s system, there is no hot receiver.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 5:29 pm

The WR took off on a 9 route, instead of the quick “in” behind the blitzing safety.

Rob
Rob
Admin
11 September 2023 1:43 pm
Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Rob
11 September 2023 1:55 pm

Awfully nice of you to link this. I still can’t hit it that far.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:03 pm

I spent years getting my swing built to deliver the club so it bottoms out after striking the golf ball. It may be one reason I have never really hit my driver well. I hit my 3 wood pretty well off the tee, but not really very long. I don’t care to go through all the paces to teach myself how to swing a driver or get fit for one, or whatever. Too much trouble just to play a game for recreation.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:10 pm

The Driver is the limits of human projectile launching of a golf ball. Its such a long club with a rounded face and about 20 controllable variables effecting ball flight. There’s a reason why guys like Speith and tour guys average 65-70% fairways hit with their drivers. That’s 3 to 4 times out of 10 drives they miss the fairway. It’s freaking hard for everyone.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:27 pm

Yep. I guess knowing that I might hit one out of five drives in the fairway and decently long, makes me decide to not play a club with a 20% success rate. I hit the 3 wood much more solidly and accurately off the tee than a driver. Who wants to hit bad shots? Not me.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:39 pm

Yeah my best scores lately have been with the Driver not coming out of the bag. For the average amateur fairway finding is about 30-40%. I’ve had days where I hit 10 out of 12 and had a stretch for about a month where I was stroking it. But it left and now 1 out of 3 is staying in play.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:13 pm

My Driver finds the fairway an awful lot these days…it just doesn’t go very far. My driver = your 3 wood.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:16 pm

Play with a driver that has enough loft and at a shorter length that you can regularly put in fairway. If it’s 12 degrees at 43.5 so be it. Still better than 3 wood.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 3:26 pm

I did cut my driver down from 45.5 or 44.5 and it was a big difference. I think I have the loft turned down from 10 to 9.25. Maybe I should put the loft back up. Was trying to reduce spin which lowering the loft did. I probably don’t generate enough clubhead speed for that loft though.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:34 pm

Loft is always your friend. Won’t go as far but sidespin is an absolute killer. Still, a higher lofted driver will still go further than a 3 wood.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 3:51 pm

I’ll adjust it back up to 10 and see how it does. I was hitting my 3 wood so good sometime farther than my average drives of 225 but I never get the 250+ I can get out of my driver when I hit it on the screws.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 4:22 pm

Be careful with adjustable driver heads. Turn the loft up and the face angle closes (and vice versa).
You have connections. Buy a used 12 degree and cut it down. Have it hotmelted to get SW back up.Believe you’ll beat your 3 wood and be closer to old driver length.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:38 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:13 pm

That’s why HC’ers should play with a lot of loft on driver and shorten the shaft.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:05 pm

I just imagine the ball is Ingram’s face and I suddenly get an extra 20 yards.

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:22 pm

^^ needs moar recs ^^

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
11 September 2023 2:35 pm

Got mine 😃

HUNViking
Reply to  Rob
11 September 2023 3:54 pm

Mine as well 😊

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:33 pm

I golfed for a long time, gave it up when we had kids
thinking about getting back into it

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Rob
11 September 2023 2:38 pm

Do it….Do it……Do it….. If the wife is cool with it and your boys have left the nest man jump back in. Practice / Play a bit with your old clubs and if you feel like you have the itch to keep playing let me know. I can steer you in the right direction for the best club deals and quality of the current models. New tech is way better if your clubs are 10+ yrs or older.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:01 pm

I probably will after this deer season is over, will take recommendations on clubs etc

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Rob
11 September 2023 3:18 pm

Well lifer is certified, so there’s that

stuman55
Reply to  Rob
11 September 2023 3:22 pm

you posting home videos like cane did when he was lifting light weights?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
11 September 2023 3:24 pm

Yes he is….this is a video of Rob storm prepping filling sand bags two at a time for an impending hurricane.

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 4:33 pm

More like running to the ABC store

Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
11 September 2023 4:30 pm

@yes@ new guy

FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 1:36 pm

I see Risner making comments on social media. Telling the Vikes that he is ready to go…

KFEY93
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 1:44 pm

He needs to stay off social media. We had him in for a work out, test, training, talk etc and he left unsigned, guessing thats $$$ related. But if someone wants him, they will call.

No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:28 pm

I am compelled to say this after watching yesterday’s game. I think KOC is failing to get the most out of this offense. He expects the WR’s to read the defense and adjust their routes on the fly, and he expects Cousins to read his receivers minds and get the ball to them. This is a bad plan. Cousins drops back, not knowing where his receivers are going. I don’t think this is helpful.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:31 pm

That is an assumption from your own mind. You nor I know what KOC is expecting or telling his players how to run the offense.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 1:56 pm

I know KOC play calls were shit 50% of the time yesterday. That is a known factor.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 3:19 pm

You’re possibly kind – 50%.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 1:57 pm

Actually KFEY those are the words from the receivers mouths. They mentioned it last year, and this year in training camp that the offense is hard on them because they are expected to read the defense and alter their routes.

Facts and all.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:59 pm

So they are option routes or something different than that?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:07 pm

No, because an option route is basically a choice between going right or left. Here the routes can be cut short, go longer, or go right or left. On an option route you play off the leverage you’re getting. In KOC’s offense you’re seeing where the linebackers and safeties are, not just the CB covering you.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:11 pm

Right option plays typically are structured so the QB and WR can choose the right action based on man vs. zone but I thought they were mostly run out of the slot.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:30 pm

Yeah, the Y and the slot run option routes.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:34 pm

Read some takeaways not endearing to him.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:38 pm

If JJ gets 12 yards in a half wth is everyone else doing?

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 1:24 pm

F-16 flyover before Twins game tonight. Hope they don’t get shot down.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:57 pm

VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:18 pm

After week one I must adjust my previously stated season prediction.

19-1 Baby.

VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:16 pm

Per a Yahoo breaking news bulletin, the FDA has approved the fall Covid vaccine. I know that some of you were waiting with baited breath.
You’re welcome.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:18 pm

“Baited” breath? What do we have a worm in our mouth?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:19 pm

Yes.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:22 pm

That was probably better than spelling it correctly.

*bated

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:43 pm

Lol, good dad joke, I can’t remember, you have kids?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:40 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 2:04 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
11 September 2023 2:31 pm

When I poke the hornets nest, I expect a better response than that.

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JacksonVike
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 2:55 pm

We are only allowed to talk about football and golf here.
@Don’t make me report you@

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2023 4:41 pm

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Rob
Rob
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 2:36 pm

Mjolnir
11 September 2023 1:12 pm

Nakobe Dean injured. James Bradberry in concussion protocol and unlikely to play Thursday.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 1:24 pm

Uh oh. Anyone know Eagles injury situation? I really thought that game was winnable if Vikings can knock off some rust and clean up some mistakes.

Mjolnir
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 September 2023 1:33 pm

Both of them are Eagles. Haven’t seen the entire Philadelphia report.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 1:44 pm

Oops, Pavlov reaction, lol.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 September 2023 1:45 pm

How’s the new crib Kathy?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 6:31 pm

We still love it.

Moving at a glacial pace (trying to only take on one project at a time), but getting there. Got my new tv and had it mounted Wednesday, plus had some wires re-routed to clean up ugly wire situation.

Trundle bed for girls is ready (last week’s project). Next, I’m getting a new laptop.

Mjolnir
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 September 2023 2:18 pm

Figured so.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 1:59 pm

I saw the Bradbury injury…wasn’t horrible but he got his bell rung. He might clear by two days after tomorrow but a day before Friday.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:01 pm

Huh, so Thursday?

He might clear by two days after tomorrow but a day before Friday.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:05 pm

Oh yeah….could be a lazy whore like you and use just one word. 🤪

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:07 pm

LOL, if you only knew the effort it took to be a cheating whore of my level!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 2:13 pm

Wow….mind blown I never thought of it from that angle, the level of constant consternation finding a way to cheat your way though life.

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:21 pm

I don’t know if that has ever happened for a Thursday night game. He’d have to clear the first hurdle I think today.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 2:00 pm

For the Vikings – Bradbury not expected to play, Davenport maybe. Schlottman actually played decently in place so not all that worried about him.

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 1:06 pm

0-2 after TNF. We get LAC at home then @CAR. Going with 2-2. Thielen had 12 yards on 2 grabs yesterday.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:07 pm

They are just not using him right.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 September 2023 2:00 pm

KOC’s fault…still trying to unlearn bad habits.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:08 pm

Today, I’ll take 2 -2

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 2:03 pm

I read this and feel like this guy….

TWO & TWO……YOU KIDDING ME…TWO & TWO….WE’LL BE LUCKY TO WIN ONE OUT OF THE NEXT FOUR!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:17 pm

Well Young sent 9 of his 20 completions to the TE and the RB. The other 11 completions were spread out over 6 players. Clearly Young isn’t comfortable with delivering the ball in a game to his WR’s yet.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:20 pm

Small dude, not sure he’ll grade out.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:22 pm

Yeah, we’ll see. Brees wasn’t a big guy and he did alright. Way too early to pass any judgement on any rookie right now.

JRo_42
JRo_42
11 September 2023 1:02 pm

Addison already better career production than Treadwell.

JacksonVike
Reply to  JRo_42
11 September 2023 1:03 pm

I caught a little bit of the pregame show on CBS and one of the geniuses was bragging about Burrow’s new weapon, Irv Smith Jr. I just about died laughing.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2023 1:37 pm

Haha yeah, dude averages 2.4 drops per game, if he can even play because of injury. Terrible player.

Also, are you from Windom?

JacksonVike
Reply to  JRo_42
11 September 2023 2:58 pm

Jackson

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRo_42
11 September 2023 3:33 pm

I’ve got roots in the Windom area….

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2023 1:40 pm

He is the missing piece to a super bowl.
3 catches for 17 yards.
Well on his way to achieving the super bowl.

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 12:57 pm

Bills@Jets. Who you got Einsteins?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:58 pm

The Raiders…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 2:14 pm

Good call I’m calling my bookie!

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:00 pm

Should be a good game.
Until The Douche and the Jets prove otherwise, I go with the Bills.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 1:03 pm

What is guaranteed is that the announcers will slobber all over Rodgers.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:04 pm

For sure!

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 1:05 pm

This is true, which is why I usually just watch the video portion.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 1:42 pm

Same here, the Bills.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 2:28 pm

Bills

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 12:53 pm

WTH did Burrow do yesterday? Or not do. 82 yards?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:58 pm

He got his ass kicked by the Browns defense basically. That’s all.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:00 pm

275 mil contact. Divide by 82 yards.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 1:01 pm

Not his fault.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 2:14 pm

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 12:19 pm

JJ sitting on bench didn’t look happy. Wonder if we keep him? Trade value prob very high. 138 yds 1st half, 12 2nd.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:19 pm

He’s mad at KAM for not re-signing Kirk.
Just one theory.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
11 September 2023 12:22 pm

Spot on take…

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:36 pm

He looked very angry/frustrated. How will that affect his contract negotiations?

KFEY93
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 12:39 pm

“Get me a QB that doesnt look like this under pressure, mental or physical”

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No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 1:47 pm

He stands like a statue,
Plays like a machine
Eyeing his receivers,
Always plays it clean,
Plays by intuition,
The franchise records fall
That Kirk Cousins quarterback,
Sure plays some mean football

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
11 September 2023 1:54 pm

Good Elton John reference, Pinball Wizard.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 2:13 pm

Couldn’t resist… grin.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 12:51 pm

Not shocked if dealt.

norseman1
norseman1
11 September 2023 12:15 pm

TNF might be a blood bath. Is Davenport available or still on the davenport?

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:19 pm

Ha!

I am thinking I will be able to go to bed early Thursday night. Which is O.K., I have a long road trip leaving early Friday mornin.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:26 pm

My birthday of course….coincides with my historical Vikings failure fandom perfectly. The universe is perfectly aligned.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:27 pm

LOL, now i know we are toast.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 2:15 pm

Book it!

manly-purple
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:30 pm

Lol “happy” birthday

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:36 pm

Hope yours turns out better than mine did.

Lifer
Admin
11 September 2023 11:58 am

Here’s your grades from yesterday:

Mick- 30.1 (got the game thread posted and contributed nothing else).

GF- 0.0 incomplete not around.

Ben- 98.0 popped in shit on the floor repeatedly. (mvp front runner)

Kfey- 95.9 waited until kirk tilted and logged on to say told you so.

Freeze- 30.3 stayed throughout and never really got angry or sad.

HunViking- 80.5 stayed engaged from abroad for reasons still unknown.

Big Stupid- 92.9 provided classic play by play Viking slights to good effect

Florida Skol- 90.9 best comment of the day: “Shit”.

NVF- 8 tried to defend 8 but found himself being blitzed with too many reasons not to.

JR- 91.0 brought reality to the outcomes throughout the day that were ignored.

norseman 1- 97.0 been watching this shitshow longer than any of us, still here.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:04 pm

I logged on after the first turn over, which was like 8 min into the game lol. He was tilted the second he stepped on the field. Cope dude.

Wrenage
Reply to  KFEY93
11 September 2023 12:15 pm

I thought Kirk overplayed the broodiness a bit, sitting on the sideline with an angry, determined look on his face. It seemed like acting.

Are the Netflix cameras still on him or something?

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2023 12:20 pm

He’s a robot. When he talks and when he’s under center. There’s no Cameras, aside from CBS and NFL cameras.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:06 pm

VikingPhilip – 0. Popped in a few times and said nothing of any value.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:11 pm

I had the audio call of PA and Bercich in my ear while watching and wasn’t on the GDT until late. I do everything from my phone and had it flipped over to avoid seeing fantasy scores until after the first round of games were over.

Wrenage
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:13 pm

I read all of these numbers as radio stations, and it is breaking my brain.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
11 September 2023 12:19 pm

‘We’re picking the zits from the hits and the mold from the gold….

More classic rock coming up on KFEY 98.3…’

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 12:20 pm

*Intro for Burning For You starts playing*

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:30 pm

90.9? Well shit…. 🙂

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 12:32 pm

Gave me a 97 and don’t remember posting it.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  norseman1
11 September 2023 12:37 pm

Now we are all being graded by Lifer? Greta is gonna love this… 🙂

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 1:03 pm

He’s somewhat self-involved… he’s harmless though.

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
11 September 2023 12:35 pm

LOL

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:54 pm

Ben- 98.0 popped in shit on the floor repeatedly. (mvp front runner)

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 1:02 pm

He’s just sucking up to get in the summary.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2023 2:16 pm

Shit I make the summary not even trying….easy satire.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:29 pm

Truer words were never spoken, but I gotta get my ass in gear and do the summary now.

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
11 September 2023 3:50 pm

I second this.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 12:59 pm

I didn’t even get a grade, let alone not beat Ingram’s grade.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JacksonVike
11 September 2023 1:10 pm

If you received a grade that means that Lifer loves you or hates you or both. For those of us that did not get a grade, we are just a dust fleck in Greta’s warming atmosphere.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
11 September 2023 2:17 pm

lol….

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 1:30 pm

I’m either so good or so bad that there is no rating that captures me.

GA Skol
Reply to  Lifer
11 September 2023 2:23 pm

Lifer…0…basically a Packers fan

JRobert
JRobert
11 September 2023 11:55 am

A question about a play yesterday that doesn’t make sense to me.
Flores is known to be aggressive.
Last series for Bucs and it’s a 3rd and 10. Game is on the line. A stop and we get ball back, first down and game is over.
And our corners play soft and give up a sideline pass for first down. Game over!
WTH?

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:06 pm

Hunter also lost contain on the Baker scramble for the 1st that iced it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 12:09 pm

Did Hunter do anything after the first quarter?

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:11 pm

Not of note.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 12:19 pm

Folks want to win games. Of course we need Kirk//JJ to stand tall. But that’s not enough. We need another playmaker on offense.
And the defense, Hunter and a couple others need to have an impact.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:23 pm

Agreed. Somebody like…. Chris Jones?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
11 September 2023 12:28 pm

Just tired of the BS. Kirk and JJ can both play at an elite level (Detroit loss last year) but they need help. We supposedly have other players capable of playing at high level Let’s see it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:30 pm

and Chris Jones would be wonderful

manly-purple
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:31 pm

Agreed

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JRobert
11 September 2023 12:38 pm

Exactly what I was thinking.

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