Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 15 Nov 2023

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Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Should Dobbs continue playing at a solid level for the rest of the year what should the Vikings do at the QB position in the offseason?

Minnesota Vikings News:

The Vikings greatly increased their chances of making the playoffs with their victory over FTS

Jordan Hicks goes on IR

Kirk serves thanksgiving meals, weird since its next Thursday

Going back through the years of my lifetime the Vikings have had some backups come in, play really well and lead them to the playoffs, Johnson, Keenum, Cunningham, George, etc. A true franchise QB however, continues to elude them.

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 3:45 pm

Didn’t realize Dobby had an ankle issue.
Hall and TJ limited is a little concerning.
JJ being limited is a bit hopeful.
Mattison being out means less blocking but maybe better running.

IMHO of course.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 3:48 pm

Dobbs ankle issue is probably from when he was tripped.
Hall will be limited until cleared from protocol.
TJ will likely be limited at practice for the next month, if not the remainder of the season and play on Sunday.
JJ will be officially limited until they activate him.
Mattison will most likely be out with the extra scrutiny the league has for concussions now, especially since Tua.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 3:51 pm

JJ will be officially limited until they activate him.’

Reed is on his 21 days but listed as Full Participation.
Has he been ‘stealth activated’?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 3:56 pm

Nobody cares about Reed. If JJ is a full participant, it is obvious he will play this weekend. I expect them to wait until the last minute on Saturday to activate him to keep Denver guessing and keep him listed as limited until then while keeping the “we’re waiting until he’s 100%” facade up.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 4:01 pm

Is he 100%. Given the way things have gone the last month or so, it would be crazy to put him on the field if he is not fully healed up.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 3:52 pm

TJ is unlimited

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 4:04 pm

Greg Joseph……Personal……DNP

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 4:06 pm

He is in Dark Meditation ala Karen Rodgers.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 4:28 pm

Yeah. Kicker should be required to do something after they miss a kick.

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:04 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:06 pm

Wish I could ‘unsee’ that.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 3:09 pm

I’ve been laughing about that for 5 minutes straight.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:11 pm

I am glad that I could provide you some entertainment.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:07 pm

I thought that was Joe Buck talking about Aaron Rodgers?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 3:22 pm

Or Troy Aikman – here’s the Hall of Famer…….

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:12 pm

*sigh* the Watson jokes got old a year ago.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 3:26 pm

We got a lot more old jokes and tweets below for your viewing pleasure

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:01 pm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:01 pm

I’d try it

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:04 pm

No thanks.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:24 pm

Ruination of a great candy bar.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 2:23 pm

Excellent as always.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 2:31 pm

well done…lol

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 2:40 pm

Great job, thanks! LOL

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 2:48 pm

There’s still time….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 2:53 pm

Here comes 129 comments from the hammer…..

JacksonVike
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 2:57 pm

292

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:53 pm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:54 pm

Hall is the Deuce!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:54 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:14 pm

Will feel better about QB depth once those two are healthy.

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:52 pm

Found Lifer! He’s suing his neighbor.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:54 pm

72 attempts…lol

I bet the 73rd time’s a charm

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:55 pm

Maybe he was a Muslim practicing the 72 virgins thing.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 1:58 pm

Or maybe they didn’t realize anal won’t work

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 2:02 pm

There are some groups of people around here that have been rumored to pay people to, let’s say, add genetic diversity to their community. I know a guy who’s brother took them up on the offer, but didn’t tell them he had gotten a vasectomy.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 2:03 pm

The funnier part of the story, is the wife of the dude who attempted 72 times, said that the dude was not the father of their own 2 children.

This is worth a couple of jerry springer shows. RIP

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 2:11 pm

No one paid me to hit something like that while I was stationed in Stuttgart.
Probably racist.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 6:21 pm

Stupid Lifer. The best part is you would have done it for free.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:39 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:40 pm

WTF????
Why would he care about that for a guy who is no longer on the team?

Did he ask Fred McNeil or Jesse Solomon if it was ok too?

manly-purple
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 1:46 pm

They’re very good friends. They both played here for a long time together. I would probably do the same thing, mostly as an “FYI, man, I have to wear this number and I wanted to let you know” kind of a thing.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 1:46 pm

Because they’re besties and he didn’t want to hurt his friends feelings.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:48 pm

Awww….

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 1:47 pm

They were roommates in college

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 1:53 pm

Yeah. I get the connection part.
But the NFL is cut throat.

If Kendricks was going to the HOF, I get it.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 1:52 pm

It’s no different than how five and Kodiak check in with each other before dating each others’ sloppy seconds.

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 1:56 pm

Mick has the screen shots proving they send each other nudes

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:54 pm

Good

bowbunch
bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:02 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:05 pm

Sign of the apocalypse??

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:14 pm

No big deal. For years, parts of the Chicago River have been turning green…

https://twitter.com/AuntBunny731/status/1634709426371272704

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 1:16 pm

Is that a photoshopped paddle boarder?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:16 pm

I’m pretty sure it’s Justin Fields trying to escape.

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:38 pm

I like the ghoul a lot more now that he is in Denver.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:41 pm

Tomason >> Kronin.
Fun fact: Cronin in gaelic translates to little dark one. I’m just going to assume it doesn’t have anything to do with skin color and that the Cronins have always been asshats.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:44 pm

Maybe the Name is from a curse on the family so that they are doomed to become ‘asshats’.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:48 pm

And phonetically, Gaelic is pronounced ‘gay-lik’ in English.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:55 pm

I like him more than Kronin.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:59 pm

Kfey?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:23 pm

That was a good one!
But you know that was from last year, right?
This is fun.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:17 pm

Too late, try again.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 5:44 pm

I wonder if part of the Viking’s pitch to potential free agents is, “yeah, Tomasson moved to Denver.”

DE Viking
15 November 2023 12:31 pm

So another game with Mannion as the backup QB.
What could go wrong……

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 12:35 pm

Hall is already ruled out?

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:36 pm

No.
But that’s my guess.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 12:40 pm

I think he will be ready….but we really don’t need him….
@QB’s that run a lot never get hurt@

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:46 pm

Could you imagine a SF type situation? Dobbs gets hurt and Hall carries us far into the playoffs and we are left with 3 options going into the offseason?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 November 2023 12:48 pm

That would keep this site going all off season.

Would have to buy popcorn in bulk.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 2:10 pm

Well, that is the most likely scenario if Kirk doesn’t retire.

Conga Brands (CAG stock symbol) is the company that owns Orville Redenbacher if you’re interested.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 November 2023 1:56 pm

I would still be on the “anyone not named Kirk” bandagon

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:38 pm

Have Hope for Hall’s Head.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:48 pm

Halls fine. Here’s security footage of him hurrying into practice in real time.
https://twitter.com/1000waystod1e/status/1724599208886603835?t=NwsDZ30rvtBpZOH8pPrvGg&s=19

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:51 pm

who’s at fault…..i think it’s obvious who is at fault

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 12:55 pm

Yep. Ponder.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:56 pm

True answers are always true.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:00 pm

Maybe he’s from England?

Wrenage
15 November 2023 12:23 pm

My wife is coming to my workplace shortly. Now I have to stop being Work Wrenage and be Husband Wrenage. This is encroaching on sacred territory. She better step lightly…

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 12:24 pm

Well, make sure you log out of your skoloholics account before she gets there.
And Pornhub

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 12:27 pm

Just lock the office door and play ‘convince the boss to give you a raise’.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:34 pm

Exactly!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 12:38 pm

My wife is coming to my workplace shortly

Your mom’s basement?

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:23 pm

Kirk = Viking 4 life?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:31 pm

I am getting a woody

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:44 pm

As QB coach?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 1:01 pm

Yes. Much like Reg Dunlop from Slapshot was.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 1:04 pm

I like it and Slapshot reference rec
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KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:19 pm

Ah yes the VikingzFanPage, legit source of information that has people on the inside and for sure isn’t ran by a fat neck beard who has a hard on for Cousins. Riiiiight.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 3:20 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 3:30 pm

If Dobbs doesnt open the eyes of KOC and KAM to where they should be heading at as far as ability at QB, then idk what will at this point.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 3:32 pm

This guy

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:11 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:29 pm

lol

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
16 November 2023 4:48 am

Perfect

Wrenage
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:22 pm

Jokes on Campbell. I always wear a diaper!

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:38 pm

unfortunately for the lions, this has cost them games before….

and probably will cost them games in the future.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:56 pm

This reminds me of the announcer in the Saints game. We blitzed and stopped a drive, and the announcer goes ” well, you live by the blitz and die… I guess live by the blitz.

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:06 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:14 pm

Must be law of averages cause he’s made his share of fu’s

NoDakRube
15 November 2023 11:53 am

Commentary on some bullshit website (Pro Football Network):

Detroit should briskly walk away with the NFC North. A game against the Cowboys is the only one remaining that should be seen as a 50/50 matchup. The Lions should be heavily favored in the rest of their contests.

According to this site the Vikes have the 20th hardest schedule and the Lions have the 29th hardest schedule remaining…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:08 pm

well. we get a couple of shots at them. Let’s see who knows what.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 12:11 pm

I’m predicting a split with the tie breaker being in the playoffs.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 3:20 pm

That would be fun.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:25 pm

They have a superstar backup QB though. Oh, and a Hooker.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:45 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:55 pm

I’m not telling
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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 2:09 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
16 November 2023 4:51 am

Correct, Teddy is a somewhat capable backup, that’s it.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 12:19 pm

Detroit is decent this year, but I don’t get why they keep getting portrayed as this juggernaut.
I believe they’ve only beaten 1 team with a winning record.
I’m not saying the Vikings are better. They’re not.

I’m just not buying into the Lions.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:22 pm

Especially when the coach recommends fans to wear a diaper because of his aggressiveness. He’s going to get burned at some point.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 12:23 pm

Looked ordinary with Ravens, who knows.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:36 pm

They beat Chiefs without Kelce and ton of WR drops. Detroit offense could only score 14 points – had a pick six.
They’re beatable.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 12:38 pm

And no Chris Jones

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:12 pm

Touchy? Oh well, the Cowboys are playing the Panthers this week and if I was a betting person, pretty sure I know which way I’d go. And then there’s the Giants, well enough said.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 1:47 pm

Vikings win out and the division is theirs.

skolifer
skolifer
15 November 2023 11:41 am

This is a great, funny video clip of KOC & Dobbs from Sunday’s game…

https://bleacherreport.com/videos/488904-vikings-hc-stunned-by-dobbs

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 4:32 pm

Love that!

skolifer
skolifer
15 November 2023 11:35 am

Tweets that throw shade at Stefon Diggs are always refreshing…

NoDakRube
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 11:39 am

Love it.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
15 November 2023 11:27 am

Was watching Field Access of Vikes saints on YouTube. After Ty Chand scores and is on the bench Mattison asks him where the ball at. Chandler said I just set it on the ground, I’ll be back there.
Sounds like a humble guy.
More touches for Ty Chand Sunday Night please.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkolfromMT
15 November 2023 11:39 am

Oh yeah!

Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:57 am

Mr unlimited. For those who haven’t seen it.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:59 am

I don’t think there is a bigger poser in all of professional sports than Russell Wilson. Absolute slapdick.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 11:00 am

He’s such a douche and obviously learned nothing from last season’s debacle.

Mjolnir
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 11:01 am

I think that was last season. Could be wrong.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 11:02 am

It’s old Last season he took a ton of shit for this.
I’m not even sure when he made it.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 11:04 am

Oh, my bad (good call Mjolnir). Still a douche though.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 11:04 am

In the full video he mentions Pete Carroll.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 11:23 am

Now the Pete Carroll reference makes sense.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 11:40 am

BSF Dum Dum

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:20 pm

I was told that Tweets don’t expire….

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 11:04 am

I was going by the date and the 3 games that are overlaid on the video (which are Denver’s last 3 opponents)…but I suppose that could have been photoshopped.

Mjolnir
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 11:10 am

Fair assumption

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 3:22 pm

He fake stammers to sound more human and relateable….someone punch this loser.

NoDakRube
15 November 2023 10:56 am

Police fatally shoot 17-year-old during traffic stop in North Dakota’s Bismarck – CBS Minnesota (cbsnews.com)

Another example of police using excessive force just because someone with a gun is threatening them and not following orders….#DefundThePolice #WhiteLivesMatter

freezeyface
15 November 2023 10:37 am

thinking about chikfila for lunch.

have any of you had that new honey pimento cheese sandwhich yet? IT’S SO GOOD

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 11:20 am

I haven’t tried that yet but I’ve been meaning to. I’m having a Wendy’s spicy Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich for lunch.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 11:41 am

Thinking about the leftover hamburger/macroni hotdish my wife lovingly packed for my lunch today.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 11:44 am

hamburger/macroni hotdish

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Wrenage
15 November 2023 10:21 am

Listening to a crime story where a guy had a big life insurance policy. The wife was having an affair with his best friend. She got the best friend to murder the husband while out duck hunting. She got the insurance money. She married the best friend. They eventually got divorced, and then the scheme fell apart.

It is hard to imagine people doing that and then try to live life like nothing happened. That is a totally alien headspace.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 10:23 am

We often stated while working in prison that the Inmates were not in there for ‘being smart’.

Wrenage
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 10:38 am

The interrogations are kind of fascinating. It’s like…just…stop…talking.

I’m glad they got caught, but it is amazing how they babble themselves into a confession, at times.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 10:28 am

This is pretty similar to what happened to my cousin about 20 years ago.
His wife and her friends murdered him for the insurance money.

Crazy that people actually think this way.

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 10:35 am

That’s terrible!

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 4:36 pm

Oh no, how awful, sorry.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 10:29 am

Yeah. I was at a wedding in June and they had a choice of two entrees – Brisket or Chicken. I took some of both.

feels good to finally get that off my chest.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 10:37 am

That’s about where I fall on the scale. I found a loophole, though…if possible, I go back after everyone went through and then double up.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 10:37 am

How did you sleep at night? Road to recovery.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 12:20 pm

Some people are evil.

HUNViking
15 November 2023 10:16 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  HUNViking
15 November 2023 10:41 am

Thank You HUN!

skolifer
skolifer
15 November 2023 8:49 am

Nice way to lead off the top comments with a Tweet that expired 4 days ago. Ben dum dum.

NoDakRube
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 8:53 am

Thank you skolifer!! I hadn’t read the date on the tweet since I was just expecting competency from our Admins…I was all worked up and worried about this weekends game due to that stat…Ben Dum Dum

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 10:24 am

I’m here to serve

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:23 am

Ohhhh, now I am not mad anymore.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 9:33 am

Does being ‘mad’ (frantic) to be ‘mad’ (angry) make you ‘mad’ (crazy)??

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 9:39 am

Yes…

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:26 am

Perfect. Now it’s just old news. Ben dum dum.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:52 am

Tweets don’t expire

Well, in that case…

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 9:31 am

Well to be fair, I think it applies to this week as well.
And likely every week for the rest of the year, as far as the playoffs go.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 10:40 am

I think it applies to this week as well

My guess is that there is a different team that has “more at stake” in week 11 and that the percentages won’t be the same. That said, this was more about the opportunity to give Ben shit than anything else. Especially since he thinks he’s SO smart.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:12 pm

Don’t sell yourself short. You’re dumber than several people on here.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:34 pm

No one is less smart than Freezey

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 12:48 pm

I don’t know. There’s some people with accounts here that think the economy is great, Joe Biden is a great president and is totally functional.

Surly Viking
Admin
15 November 2023 7:58 am

FTP
SKOL
Happy Hump Day

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 November 2023 8:50 am

Sometimes I wish I was an exercise ball.

KFEY93
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 9:16 am

Until you realize that cooch has a yeast infection and she hasnt showered in a few days…

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 9:36 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 9:42 am

Gotta be a troubled individual to go there. The whole world is not ND.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 3:29 pm

Bahahah – thank God for that, at least for women. Slim pickins here, at least if you are looking for talent and not some fat hole to fuck.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:23 am

Would.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 10:22 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 9:31 am

With the “right” diet and exercise plan, you can get the into the correct shape.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 12:03 pm

Surly Viking
Admin
15 November 2023 7:57 am

Should Dobbs continue playing at a solid level for the rest of the year what should the Vikings do at the QB position in the offseason?

Even when Dobbs falters, and we know it will happen, I would still prefer the QB room next season to be Dobbs/Hall/Rookie

Enough of Kirk and his high salary for average results.


JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:08 am

3 years at 100 mil based on half at Atlanta and half against Saints? Seems a little premature. Whatever, nice writeup at DN (since I know so little about him) that lays out pretty well strengths/weaknesses.
Hall – who knows.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:34 am

I was thinking if Dobbs continues playing well he’ll earn the same type of contract like Keenum did with Denver which was 2 years at 36m total.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:09 am

That feels accurate. Fair compensation for a guy who’s perhaps caught lightning in a bottle – that figure still wouldn’t put him in the top 10 of QB contracts

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:02 am

That was my thought as well.
Geno Smith gets 25 million
Tannehill gets 29.5 million.

Somewhere in that range.

Which would still put him in the bottom half of QB salary range.

This is a league now where the top 5 gets between 49-55 million a year.
6-10 average 40- 46
11-15 average 35-40
There’s a big jump from 19th Jimmy G to the 20th Jordan Love from 24.25 to 13 million.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:24 am

Even at 20-25 million that’s going to be 10-15 million less than Kirk will want.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 November 2023 10:27 am

Absolutely. Kirk at 35 million is at the median pay for 2023.
That’s crazy.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 9:56 am

I would say you have to pro rate that to today’s market.

Back then Kirk broke records for 28 million for 3 years.

Kirks last deal of two years at 70 million puts him at 15th for average per year.
Of course the full guaranteed complicates things.

Fair comps IMO:

Geno Smith 18th at 25 million

Jimmy G is the 19th at 24.25

Possibly Tannehill money? 29.5?

But in a league where:
Carr 37.5 million
Stafford 40 million
Jones 40 million

Who knows what someone will give a guy. In 2018, Cardinals gave Bradford a 20 million contract, paid him 16 for not even a full season and cut him.

I’d say if he has a Keenum type year he gets a two year prove it deal for at least 25 million

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:00 am

^^accurate. And 2 years at 25m per would still allow for QBOTF

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:04 am

That was freaking hilarious! Too bad they cut him or we would have gotten a 3rd round comp pick.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:18 am

I have no idea about the comp pick. Just remember the DN kept talking about a 3rd rounder.
It was on the DN, so it has to be true.
Cardinals are dumb

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:23 am

I’d say if he has a Keenum type year he gets a two year prove it deal for at least 25 million

Seems like that’s the ballpark after 2 games.
I kind of gotta feeling Dobbs has a few bad games in him coming up.

I’d lean closer to $20 million per year if the Vikings finish .500 and lose round 1.

Since he is a free agent in 2024, would another team pony up that much cash?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:34 am

Guess the question, and a rather big one, what is “solid” football?

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 8:42 am

Exactly what weve seen so far, and we keep winning, and if the play offs happen, we win at least one game.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 8:51 am

“Solid Football” is like pornography….I know it when I see it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:38 am

Not trying to be argumentative but played so far is difficult. For me, his play against Atlants in the second half, under the circumstances was exceptional – not 3 guys in the league could do that.
Now I didn’t see the Saints game, but read here he was great in the first half
So if he keeps “playing as so far”, I’d give him 50 mil a year.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 9:49 am

KOC took the blame for the 2nd half conservative play. Stated that there were ‘1,000 things’ he (KOC) could have done better.

Saw a QB analysts which stated that they only saw one ‘poor’ play by Dobby, throw to Hocks feet.

So far so good, hope it gets better or at least stays the same. Long term decisions can wait for now.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 9:51 am

That being the case, that is way way above just solid play.
It’s at the elite level

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 9:56 am

He started rough right after Halls injury, safety/fumble, but he was been excellent since then against some good D’s.

But since I am traumatized by being a Viking fan I will continue to ‘hope for the best but expect the worst’.

But that is no reflection on Dobby, it is more a ‘me thing’.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 10:02 am

Hay, the first half in Atlanta and last half inSaints were give aways – not on him. Just talking about the other two.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:33 am

Just clarifying after Ben Dum Dums post about him being ‘uneven so far’.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 9:58 am

I think Dobbs poise in the pocket – and in particular not panicking when he’s in a phone booth is impressive. Several times he had guys around him in near proximity to make a sack and he kept his feet moving and got out of trouble. The clock in his head appears to be finely tuned.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 10:05 am

Yesterday someone here posted Dobbs scramble for TD against Saints. First time I saw it – great run. But, I’m guessing you and I have a different perspective from a QB throwing from the pocket perspective.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:14 am

Don’t think we differ that much. It’s essential to be able to throw from the pocket to sustain success in the NFL. When D’s run double mug and zero blitz QB’s have no choice. Drew Brees, despite height limitations was fantastic at throwing from the pocket. Russ Wilson, with those same height limitations but the element of mobility has ALWAYS struggled to throw from the pocket – he’s been exposed the last two years in that he’s been in offense’s that are tailored to a QB reading and throwing from the pocket and 90% of the success he’s had throwing in Denver has come from off-script, scramble plays. I like Dobbs mobility and poise – but there’ll come a time when he’ll HAVE to throw from the pocket for us to be successful. He’s had moments – the TD to Hock right before halftime was a pretty throw from the pocket.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 10:30 am

Great comparison between Brees and Wilson. and so true.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:33 am

Broncos/Colts game last year he missed KJ Hamler on an inside slant that would’ve been the game winner. Was a simple, 1st read slant that a JV QB shouldn’t miss, let alone a 10 year vet. That’s just one of many examples.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:14 am

Here it is again.
His first move is to climb up the pocket and keep his eyes down field. You can see him move and properly set his feet twice for a throw… possibly 3 times he sets for a throw before bailing. By then It’s gotta be over 3 seconds since the snap and if nothing is there after 3 seconds it’s time to throw it away or run. This is exactly what I like to see in a mobile QB. Move and look for the pass, and when the pocket is fully collapsing then get what you can with your legs.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:16 am

That camera angle is great. Love how he keeps moving his feet and keeps his hips fluid. Also, 2 hands on the ball while moving around until he starts to run outside for the point.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:25 am

Well , I’m not goiing to second guess a scramble for a TD – a great play. But I see the pocket differently. After he steps up, at about 3 seconds in tape, the pocket is fairly clean. QB”s like Stafford/Geoff/Cousins/Borrows would at that point be looking down field and throwing. Dobbs appears to be jumping around looking for an escape route which he finds and runs for a TD.
In general, when pocket gets crappy scramblers scramble and pocket guys look to throw. Both can yield acceptable results and one is not neccessarily better than the other.
Would say this though – the scramble will probably make the highlight reel and a pass for a 15 yard TD is sort of ho hum

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:46 am

I wonder what the all 22 would show for the receivers?
100% agree that the pocket passer would have moved up and then throw. If a guy was open throw it to them. No one open, then throw it high out of the end zone.
If he had a guy open then I would be a little worried that he pulled it and ran.
I have no issues with running as long as you safely pick up a few yards to make something out of nothing. A TD is a bonus.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:54 am

that’s what’s hard about evaluating stuff like this. Both can work.
Now I think this will get interesting down the road – if they make JJ the highest paid WR in football, and given the level of WR/TE talent.
For sure like some scrambling ability, but that better be last resort and get the ball to our talent down the field.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:55 am

That makes sense and delivering the ball is ultimately what it’s all about.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:56 am

I think all of these things. The mobility and being able to scramble and make plays on the fly is a nice element – I also have concerns about his ability to deliver from the pocket consistently. The ball to JA was a bad decision, bad throw made good by Addison fighting for the ball. The scramble and throw to Hock was impressive. His deep ball reminds me of Keenum – although I think Dobbs has a stronger arm – they both have a tendency to float passes, and on shot plays that’s a recipe for disaster.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:22 am

He has been solid overall

So, since he’s historically been a back-up QB, does that make him a solid #2?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 10:27 am

Correct

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 10:06 am

Firm and stable in shape. Not fluid.
Duh.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:08 am

Is Jello a ‘solid’?

Not a fluid but not exactly a solid either.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 10:12 am

It might be predicated on temperature.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
15 November 2023 10:15 am

They have pills for that.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 November 2023 10:21 am

Sounds like you have personal ‘1st hand’ knowledge of that.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:37 am

i would like to see a 2 year deal that is back heavy to offset Kirk’s dead cap.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 9:31 am

‘nice writeup at DN’

~ fake news….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 9:35 am

He’s a plant.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 9:37 am

So is this guy….

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freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 November 2023 8:03 am

if kirk was playing at the level he was playing at before injury, as a 28 year old, i would want him back…

not too thrilled in thinking he will come back at the same level. i’m ready to move on.

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 8:42 am

Yesss, embrace the future freezy, goood, feel its warm embrace.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 November 2023 8:28 am

Yes!!! Cousins will be back next year! I read it on Yardbarker so it has to be true.

Insider provides update on Cousins’ future with Vikings | Yardbarker

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 8:43 am

You should see what Skolly said in our fantasy room. He’s being torn right now for his weird obsessive love for Kirk and hopping on the Dobbs train. A few weeks ago he was 100% convinced Vikings want Kirk back…its kinda sad.

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 8:50 am

Getting Cousins back at a decent salary wouldn’t be the end of the world..As long as Dobbs continues to play at a high level I don’t see it happening….But Yardbarker said it will.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 November 2023 9:15 am

1 year deal, $20mil max, team friendly, incentive based, able to trade, thats the only thing they should offer Cousins, and thats just to be a stop gap to grant the rookie time to sit. Anything else, he can hit the road.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 8:53 am

Are his rants peppered with a bunch of ‘Zeroooooo’ and ‘book it’ claims?

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 9:14 am

And clowns, still on the clown bits. Even though this clown has been right more than him. Oh well.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 9:24 am

Of course…. the clowns.

KFEY93
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 November 2023 8:41 am

Preach!!

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:01 am

i was watching that live, i looked down for a second all of a sudden MAYHEM…

buncha idiots

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:19 am

Warriors instigated that, they are the New Orleans Saints of the NBA…f@#*rs

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:44 am

Wolves got in their head a few games ago when they bullied them defensively. Im not surprised they acted like little bitches from getting spanked.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:18 am

Ghetto tennis.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:23 am

Green is a POS, always will be.

bowbunch
bowbunch
15 November 2023 7:53 am

At least the Vikings didn’t make a deal this bad for a QB, yet.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 7:56 am

WOW! That guy has been a nightmare for the Browns.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 7:56 am

Worst deal in NFL history.

pirateflip
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 11:01 am

Herschel Walker on line 1

NoDakRube
Reply to  pirateflip
15 November 2023 11:20 am

Zactly

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  pirateflip
15 November 2023 11:27 am

The Herschel Walker deal was a great deal. For the Cowgirls.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
15 November 2023 12:17 pm

Ditka’s trade of all the Saints draft picks to acquire Ricky Williams in the draft is a candidate for the worst deal in NFL history.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 12:32 pm

But 10 years later the Saints won the Super Bowl, @so the trade worked.@

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
15 November 2023 12:40 pm

But 10 years later the Saints won cheated their way to the Super Bowl, @so the trade worked.@

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
15 November 2023 12:34 pm

Ditka wanted to go golfing….

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 7:59 am

something something KARMA

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 November 2023 4:42 pm

That’s what I think too, karma, and hopefully good riddance.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:20 am

I think cashing those fully guaranteed checks for the next 4 years is still a pretty happy ending.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 9:21 am

and avoiding prison….. for now.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 9:17 am

Rip Browns season? Their defense is still mega good, and a good D and run game can still get you into the dance.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
15 November 2023 9:19 am

They also lost Chubb already so they are down to Hunt and whoever else they still have. I think their QB for the rest of the season is something call PJ Walker.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 9:26 am

Wrenage
15 November 2023 7:50 am

“This franchise is blessed…”

Ruesse is delusional, unless he means blessed, as in “loaded with so much money that it can hunt people for sport.”

Then, yes, it is blessed…

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 7:54 am

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Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:08 am

Yeah, we’ve had some fun backups, that is true.

I passed through Reusse’s hometown of Fulda the other day. Here are other famous people from Fulda I just learned about…

Fulda was the birthplace of Harold Hotelling, a mathematical statistician and very influential economic theorist.

Baseball Hall of Famer and Negro league pitcher Hilton Smith played for Fulda’s semi-pro baseball team in 1949 and 1950.

The Continental Co-ets, America’s first touring all-girl rock & roll band, originated in Fulda in 1963.

Ted Winter, former Minnesota House Majority Leader and longtime state representative (1987–2003) is from Fulda.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:31 am

Familiar with all those little towns – my dad still uses the phrase ‘More fun than the Fulda fair’ Windom is home to a former FTP and the 9th overall pick in the 1939 NFL Draft Larry Buhler. Ran the muni liquor store in Windom for years.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 8:54 am

Odell Beckman Jr. mom was Windom person, too. I guess they were both around for a funeral awhile back.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 9:02 am

She graduated with my Uncle Mitch. Heather Van Norman – still holds Minnesota state high school track records

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:35 am

I went to college with a guy from Fulda. My mother’s family is from the Windom area. too.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 8:56 am

It’s kind of fun to look up a bunch of small towns on Wikipedia and see famous folks who came from them.

Like remember Paul from Cheers? He was from Fairmont.

A guy from one of favorite ninja movies ever, Revenge of the Ninja, grew up in Estherville, IA.

It’s surprising how many obscure notable people are from around here.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 9:04 am

I do this all the time. I’ll look up little one horse towns I travel thru to see who may be from where. Makes the world a bit smaller in my opinion

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 9:07 am

Was also one of the Bob’s from Office Space

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Wrenage
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 November 2023 10:02 am

That’s right!

JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
15 November 2023 9:43 am

Punky Brewster’s family is from Estherville as well. Her Grandma was my third grade teacher.

Wrenage
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 November 2023 10:02 am

Yes, the dude in Revenge of the Ninja was her father.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 9:47 am

I think the most famous person to come from my hometown is me.

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
15 November 2023 9:48 am

And you’re only Skoloholics famous.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JacksonVike
15 November 2023 9:54 am

Yep, and that is probably a stretch of a statement.

FloridaSKOL
15 November 2023 7:44 am

Happy Hump Day!

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 November 2023 8:29 am

That dog is going to get him some!

freezeyface
15 November 2023 7:44 am

first…..to say….you are all idiots

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 7:46 am

We, the idiots, have been posting gifs on yesterday’s thread…

freezeyface
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 November 2023 7:49 am

i know…like a buncha idiots!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 7:52 am

LOL!

JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 9:50 am

I am not an idiot, I am impatient.

pirateflip
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 10:26 am

I resemble that remark!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 12:32 pm

Hey!! Who you calling an idiot?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 November 2023 7:51 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
15 November 2023 9:21 am

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