Minnesota Vikings Discussion-SkolAsylum: 16 December 2024

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FTP did us a bit of a favor by winning last evening. The Minnesota Vikings are officially a playoff team. The Vikings completely control their own destiny here. win out, and they will get a first round bye. It all starts tonight by taking care of business against a Chicago team in turmoil. It would be nice if the team could jump out early, and get an easy win. No matter what happens, the team will look good with the white out uniforms.

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Gone fishin'
Admin
16 December 2024 6:06 pm

Here you be. LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minnesota Vikings vs. Chicago Bears Game Thread: 16 December 2024

Mjolnir
16 December 2024 5:56 pm

Man am I excited for tonight’s game…..

Big believer in a ‘throw out the records’ game and this is one. In my lifetime most Minny/Chicago games have been competitive affairs.

It’s the ‘control our own destiny’ part that excites me.

We could shit the bed – seen that before amirite?

But what if we don’t? I think we’re absolutely capable of winning out and taking the bye and home field. Yesterday’s events gave us the inside track. Do we seize the moment?

I think we can
I think we can
I think we can

SKOL!!!!

Wrenage
16 December 2024 3:14 pm

Somehow, in the last hour, I completely forgot the Vikings play tonight.

I guess this is it. The cognitive decline has begun…

Who even are you people?

Yore Mom
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 3:16 pm

MT! This guy needs some gougin’! Stat!

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 3:18 pm

Don’t look at me, I’m the guy that drove south down the northbound State Street lanes in Bismarck a week ago at 1 in the freakin’ afternoon.

Yore Mom
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 3:19 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 3:19 pm

We lost to Bears 20-17. Hang in there Wren.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 3:34 pm

i hate late games. I worry all day we will play like crap, then I worry all game of I can stay awake, then I don’t sleep all night because we played great and I am pumped or we played like crap and I am depressed

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 3:43 pm

i have ONLY been thinking of the vikings game over the last hour…

getting more and more nervous.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 4:02 pm

Nothing to worry about, we do great against mobile QBs with strong throwing arms.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 4:11 pm

i’d love to see 6 or 7 sacks tonight.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 4:18 pm

TWSS

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 4:27 pm

No kink shaming.

Mjolnir
16 December 2024 2:54 pm

FTP!

FT*!

SKOL!!!

⚒️🔨⚒️🔨

norseman1
norseman1
16 December 2024 2:53 pm

Game thread or are we looking at it?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 3:06 pm

good question. new thread for the game would be nice.

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 3:10 pm

i plan on staying away from the game thread. i always get way too negative in that thing….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 3:12 pm

Brad prob post one hour before. Can’t lose to Bears at home. Still think we travel post season and play a divisional winner with a worse record.

Yore Mom
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 3:15 pm

Still think we travel post season and play a divisional winner with a worse record

@I wish we could win on the road…outdoors…on grass.@

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 3:32 pm

If they end up with a wildcard they will be playing Tampa or Atlanta. I like those odds. They would then likely have to go to Philly.

Yore Mom
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 3:17 pm

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 5:21 pm

Will do

norseman1
norseman1
16 December 2024 2:40 pm

No shot winning out, as 5 would say, book it.

Yore Mom
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 2:46 pm

as 5 would say

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 2:49 pm

Booker, have we seen you before?
4 games left, give me your thoughts.

Yore Mom
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 3:11 pm

I signed up here when this site first got going but didn’t like the clowns that were mucking things up in the comments. I’ve been reading articles. (Just like I did with Playboy!)

My thoughts are enjoy this fun season! It’s okay to cheer for the Vikes. We probably won’t win the Super Bowl but no team is “likely” to win it. Look at the history of SB winners and tell me how many favorites won it. Hell, I’m positive that the actual best team every year doesn’t even make it to the SB. There’s a ton of luck involved, including injury luck (see the LOLions I/R list). Have fun watching and rooting for yore favorite squad(s) because we have one little ole life…enjoy it!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 3:13 pm

Well said, i agree.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 6:07 pm

LOL

I’ve been reading articles. (Just like I did with Playboy!)

Northwoods
16 December 2024 2:00 pm

So, do I have this correct? We win out, and we take the NFCN?

What are our potential situations then for 1st seed?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 2:01 pm

If they win out they should have the 1 seed.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 2:03 pm

If we win out, we ARE the 1 seed. Superb Owl here we come!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 2:04 pm

Do it for Khyree and Randy.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 2:05 pm

Maybe.
I don’t believe this take 100%.

If every team that the eagles beat, win their last three games, and every team the Vikings beat, lose their games, SOV tiebreaker changes.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 2:09 pm

No way for that to happen. There’s too many common opponents, plus the Vikings still play the Packers who they beat. The Iggles played the AFC North too and they play each other the next few weeks so they can’t both lose.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:14 pm

Well, I did a predictor thing and found a way that the Eagles edge out the Vikings. It involves a bunch of very unlikely outcomes though.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:17 pm

If I go with more likely outcomes, the main game I’m finding right now that changes the 1 seed back and forth is the 9ers/Dolphins game next week. Need the 9ers to win that one.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:18 pm

If the Dolphins lose, then AZ beating the Rams in week 17 does it.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:23 pm

Week 17 they also need Giants over Indy, Browns over Dolphins, and Cincy over Denver. If just one of those goes the wrong way they need New Orleans to beat Tampa in week 18 or Carolina to beat Atlanta.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:25 pm

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:26 pm

Just take care of business tonight and go from there. Atlanta winning tonight would be helpful to the Vikings as well.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:29 pm

There’s actually a way the #1 seed could basically come down to the Bears and Packers game (the Vikings would need the Bears to win), assuming the Vikings win out.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 6:08 pm

As long as nobody tells me I’m supposed to root for the Packers.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 3:36 pm

100% for 60 minutes, once a week for17 weeks.
done

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:30 pm

Way to jinx it

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 3:13 pm

And the Eagles play the Giants again.
so there are too many things that change the SOV, that I don’t buy the Vikings as a lock on winning the tiebreaker.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 3:30 pm

Yeah, playing with that predictor, it is more likely than I thought for the Eagles. I guess just win out and go from there. We’ll see how tonight goes and I’ll come up with a cheering list for next week at least.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 4:22 pm

Yeah. Just take the games one at a time.

Northwoods
16 December 2024 1:35 pm

GF, you missed some good fishing. Part of our group got up there for fishing all Friday, ended up cooking up their catch and still limited on Saturday.

It seems like this trip has it in for me. Last December we got blown off the ice by 50-mph winds, then on the February trip I flipped the 4-wheeler and broke my hip.

Friday morning we got to Superior, stopped for coffee/pee break, got back in the truck and snapped a leaf spring on the ATV trailer going over RR tracks. Had to leave the trailer and ATVs in Duluth for repair. So, we didn’t get to roam around this trip, but we caught plenty in/near the shacks.

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 1:36 pm

All in all, the past 3 trips have cost me about an extra $3000 combined over normal cost.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 1:39 pm

Expensive fish! 😂

Northwoods
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:58 pm

Indeed. Thinking of not providing the ATVs for next trip……..

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 6:09 pm

Damn, wish I could’ve made it. Broken ankle screwed me up this time.

Ouch, sorry to hear about the trailer.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 December 2024 6:10 pm

Glad you caught some fish, makes up for the trailer.

Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:23 pm

We’re playing with house money this season! Let’s go!!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:29 pm

Like that Gif of Tiger and John Daily.
It would be glorious if we could keep this up.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 1:35 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 3:51 pm

Yup.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:02 pm

Thielen wore a Moss jersey yesterday to show support.
He was/is a good guy.

https://fansided.com/vikings-adam-thielen-royalty-randy-moss-jersey-cancer-diagnosis

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 12:57 pm

Bares eliminated from playoffs yesterday officially so they have even less to play for.

https://thevikingage.com/chicago-bears-season-worse-before-minnesota-vikings-monday-week-15

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:20 pm

#nojinx

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 1:29 pm

Good looking out.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 2:30 pm

Yore Mom
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 3:20 pm

NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:38 pm

Montgomery out with a torn MCL for the rest of the season….I don’t like to see anybody get hurt but it certainly hurts the Lions chances.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:57 pm

i will only say that sucks. injuries are always tough.

manly-purple
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:03 pm

ESPN says sprained MCL, out indefinitely.

manly-purple
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 1:04 pm

NFL.com says torn and out for season.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 1:20 pm

He’s fine

-Mike Zimmer

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:18 pm

I am kind of jealous of the Lions and Packers run games right now.

Gibbs and Jacobs are pretty good.

Aaron Jones impressed early on, but it seems our run game has calmed down of late.

manly-purple
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 1:20 pm

LaFleur seems to know how to scheme up running games quite well.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 3:10 pm

LaFleur can cram it up his cram hole

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 1:31 pm

Wonder how much Ingram swap had to do with that.
He is suppose to be the better run blocker.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:20 pm

@back in time to gash us for 200 multipurpose yards in the playoffs@

bowbunch
Admin
16 December 2024 12:34 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:35 pm

I am OK with that.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:59 pm

i love this “gave his THOUGHTS on what the vikings MAY do”

comment image

Yore Mom
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 1:04 pm

Too phat.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:11 pm

“The more the cushon…..”

manly-purple
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 1:05 pm

My phone news feed is filled with way too many articles like this every week.

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 December 2024 12:33 pm

I need to break into a locked garage. Any ideas?

(this is legal)

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:33 pm

This one

IMG_1419
SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:37 pm

Looks like Storage does not the manager have a key/procedure?
Doesn’t look like there is a padlock.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:21 pm

Nope, condo. They don’t have a key.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:37 pm

Operative work is BREAK!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:40 pm

Call a locksmith

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:21 pm

Really? I was gonna drill through the lock.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:24 pm

That should work.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:25 pm

They should be replaceable.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 3:12 pm

locksmith is a little pricey, but then you’ll have a key again and can use the existing lock.

drilling a hole means replacing the lock.

depends on preference. I guess

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:45 pm

Call Big Bird…

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
16 December 2024 12:50 pm

Or just say “Oh Yeah!”

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:51 pm

Yore Mom
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
16 December 2024 1:02 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:35 pm

I would go with dynamite, but there could be collateral damage to the surrounding units.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:22 pm

Not my responsibility

there could be collateral damage to the surrounding units

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:23 pm

An online YT video “how to open locked overhead door” shows how to pull the chain release using a jimmy tool.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 12:31 pm

Trump just announced a $100B deal with a Japanese company that will produce 100k jobs in the US.
If only he were President already.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/trump-softbank-ceo-announce-100b-investment-critical-infrastructure-ai

bowbunch
Admin
16 December 2024 12:23 pm

DE Viking
16 December 2024 12:15 pm

I only need at least 20 points from the Vikings defense tonight to have a chance at winning my fantasy playoff game.

That’s probably two defensive TDs and a shutout.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 12:16 pm

I like your chances.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 12:25 pm

I am projected to win by 6 points. The guy I’m playing has Taylor. With our scoring, he lost 8 points on the fumble.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:25 pm

I need 25 points from Addison, Reichard and Bijon.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:59 pm

That’s who I have on this team.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 2:01 pm

I wonder how much money he cost people with that. I also hope I win by more than 8. I would actually feel a little bad for the guy I’m playing.

bowbunch
Admin
16 December 2024 12:15 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:16 pm

At first, I thought this was the Saints game. Lots of complaining about that one.

Havent seen any complaining about this one.

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:31 pm

In this case the clock does not start until a player touches the ball, and since it is a kickoff the clock would stop as soon as the player is downed. The clock does have 2 seconds come off, which is probably more than it should have been.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 12:33 pm

Yeah, doubt anyone was upset about that clock handling except die-hard, ignorant Loins fans.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:09 pm

die-hard, ignorant Loins fans.

Those aren’t exclusive. 😉

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:15 pm

But not all die-hard Loin fans are ignorant.
Most but not all.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:39 pm

Does the clock start on the kick? If it starts at first touching, basically no time did go off the clock if someone just lands on the damn ball.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 12:40 pm

I don’t know. I just like pushing the narrative that the Lions are a bunch of cheaters because they are dirty and led by a dirty ass coach.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:53 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:06 pm

I heard lots of that stuff goes on at the bottom of those piles.
Better make sure your cup in securely in place.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:08 pm

And yore butt plug. Just me?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:09 pm

What you do in the privacy of your bedroom is your business.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:12 pm

Well, as long as its by yourself or with 1 or more other consenting adults.

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:17 pm

Or a spotter…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:14 pm

No Kink Shaming.
Unless Kink Shaming it your kink.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:16 pm

Unless Kink Shaming it your kink.

Only Cory Cove on KFAN.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:27 pm

I wonder how often a player at the bottom has clear possession of the ball and it gets ripped out of their hands before the refs pull the scrum apart.

Yore Mom
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 1:33 pm

A ton. Did it once myself.

I may have saved my teammate’s life in one when I heard him at the bottom gasping for air and figured out my thigh was right across his gut, I was able to twist and arch enough to give him some breathing room (literally) until the scrumming finished and refs pulled the pile apart.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 2:31 pm

Dirty, dirty things happen on the bottoms of piles. Not fun.

manly-purple
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:26 pm

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:29 pm

Yeah I played with guys that’d check the oil of a competitor in a dog pile. 😖

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:34 pm

They probably practice that move too.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:40 pm

They probably practice that move too.

Wrestlers…nuff said.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 1:06 pm

@They thot the Bills called fair catch.@

NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:14 pm

School Shooting in Wisconsin…..

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:16 pm

Crap!

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:17 pm

Stupid, I hate that shit.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:17 pm

ah, crud

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:30 pm

Early reports are 3 dead and 7 injured.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:34 pm

Up to five dead including the shooter, a kid.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:21 pm

They just changed it back to 3 dead.
Hope it stays at the lower number.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:41 pm

Where at in Cheeseland?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:43 pm

Madison WI….at a k-12 Christian school.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:47 pm

Shit. That’s where my cousin lives. No idea what school their kids go to.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:19 pm

They evidently have daycare there as well.
Babies in the building.

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 1:05 pm

That’s terrible!

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 2:02 pm

Trump and/or gun advocates fault.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 2:04 pm

Don’t forget the Christian school itself for holding old world ideals.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:09 pm

Yep. They deserved it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 2:04 pm

Oh for sure! I think we should disarm all of the law abiding citizens….what could possibly go wrong?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 2:05 pm

If we outlaw cars we can stop drunk drivers too. I don’t know why they don’t just make schools “Gun Free Zones”.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:05 pm

Make murder illegal too. Problem solved.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:08 pm

Well, apparently it’s okay to murder a CEO of a health company. There has been no mention of gun laws in that murder. That murder is understandable.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 2:33 pm

It’s only legal when there’s paperwork involved.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 2:34 pm

Licensed to kill?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 3:34 pm

Sounds like it was a handgun so no assault weapons narrative to push.

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 December 2024 12:01 pm

No more crutches!

Saw ortho today, X-ray looked good. I can start swimming now, do some biking next week, and hopefully light jogging after Christmas.

Very grateful that it’s gone smoothly.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:13 pm

Swimming? How does the doctor feel about you chopping holes in the ice with an axe?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:13 pm

That’s a good point, I should be able to ice fish again

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:15 pm

Good new GF.
You will be driving all over the state in no time.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 12:23 pm

I’ve been doing that anyway

Yore Mom
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:25 pm

Good!
Now get back to work. 😉

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:27 pm

That’ll be $200.

Yore Mom
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 1:43 pm

(Gouging detected)

Gone fishin'
Admin
16 December 2024 12:00 pm

Thanks Surly!

Wrenage
16 December 2024 11:52 am

My coworker thinks we can beat the Lions. And I am fine with saying the chance exists.

But when I phrase the question like this: “If you have to bet your house on the Lions/Vikings game, which team are you picking?”

Then he is not so sure. 🙂

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 11:53 am

i’d bet his house no problem!

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 11:57 am

Loophole!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 11:55 am

I would not bet on that game at all, but with a gun to my head, I’d pick the Vikings. Might as well go down cheering for the Vikings than bet on the Lions and have the Vikings win it.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 12:00 pm

But if you take the lions, you either survive with a LOLions win or die happy.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:00 pm

straight up? or against the spread?

Lions straight up, Vikings cover the spread (depending on how far the Lions are favored – I’d guess at least 4.5, right? maybe 5.5?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:02 pm

IF we don’t make too many mistakes and IF Sam is playing well, with as many defensive injuries as Loins have.
I see a chance for us, but Vikings.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:03 pm

With that team, a lot of it comes down to the refs. If the refs let the Lions get away with holding and being grabby, they’re very hard to beat.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 12:15 pm

The only way we beat the Lions is with multiple turnovers and sacks on Goff.

Regardless, the game is weeks away. A lot can happen in that time. A bad injury to a key player can change everything.

So, it doesn’t pay to think too much until game day.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:18 pm

Wise words.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:21 pm

Or, Run Adrian Peterson 30 times and then hit Moss on a few play action passes.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:34 pm

The Bills defense is maybe slightly better than ours. Their offense is maybe slightly better, Josh Allen is a stud, but I would take Sam and our receiving corp over Allen and his.

The Bills pretty much beat the crap out of the Lions last night, until they went prevent and let the Lions back in it.

I would not bet my house on the Viking or the Lions winning, but I would say we have as good a chance of beating them as anyone else in the league.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 1:40 pm

Viking Fan PTDS is real.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 1:44 pm

Viking Fan PTDS is real.

PTSD so bad it gave you dyslexia! 😂

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 3:59 pm

I had dyslexia before I was a Viking Fan.
And I became a Viking Fan at 12.

peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:38 am

My son is buying his first car tonight. My wife and I told all of our kids that their 16th birthday present is that we’d match them dollar for dollar on the purchase of their first car, so long as the car passes our approval.

The used car market is a little silly right now, but looking and looking can pay off. We found a midsize sedan that runs quiet and rolls straight for $2500. Can’t wait to see what my insurance says about having two teenage boys on the policy now.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:43 am

Insurance of any kind is getting to be a joke. My car insurance went up $250 for 6 months. I had a speeding ticket about 40 years ago, 40 in a 30. Which was a obvious speed trap. I can see why they think i’m dangerous.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 11:49 am

Yeah, I need to haggle with them while I have them on the phone. Tell them to convince me to stay with ’em.

My home insurance is ridiculous, too. Gougers.

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:54 am

i was able to save myself $1200 a year on my car/home insurance by calling my insurance agent and letting him know he needs to step up to the plate for me.

i was happy with the savings but also disappointed the way it works these days is they don’t mind gouging you until you say something about it…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 11:58 am

I mean, if they overcharge all of the non-squeaky wheels, the upshot is that there’s room in the budget give a squeaky-while-discount to guys like us.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 12:24 pm

The Teacher had Allstate for years, price kept going up. I added her to my insurance and they wanted to know why. Wankers.

Got to Idaho and went with new provider and we are well under 50% from what we were paying in the Granola State.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 12:04 pm

Try getting a DUI at 15 years old and then trying to get insurance. That wasn’t pleasant.

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:51 am

You should have talked to me! I have a Subaru I am willing to part with….

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 11:59 am

No thanks. I don’t want oil stains in my driveway.

onceb4idie
onceb4idie
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:08 pm

I used to work for a major insurance company. People would call to update their policy with new young drivers. We would not add them to save our customers money. However periodically they do run dmv checks to look for new drivers. Then the company would automatically add the young driver. The driver would still be covered even though they are not listed on the policy because they are a part of the household. If an accident occurred while not being listed they would go back look when the license was issued, and you would have to pay back premium for said driver. That should save ya some money.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  onceb4idie
16 December 2024 12:14 pm

Excellent advice! I might just not report it, then.

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:17 pm

I would be scared af that the insurance company would just deny the claim.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 12:18 pm

well crap. I feel like you two are the voices on my shoulders.

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:22 pm

Exactly! Haha.

I remember getting hit by a young driver at the mall in Rochester. Turned out she had not kept up her insurance premium (one day past the due date) and so her parents stepped up and paid cash for the damage to our car, and said they would make the daughter pay them back.

Insurance is a necessary evil. Finding out that the teenager that just hit you doesn’t have insurance is stressful. Even worse if you should suffer a catastrophic injury.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 3:16 pm

Glad the parents stepped up.

Silly that the more responsible have to decide whether to opt-in for uninsured motorist coverage while the less responsible continue to drive around without valid licenses and/or insurance and cause accidents.

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:13 pm

Ah, a rite of passage…

I asked my mom last night how her parents came to settle in their corner of Alberta. They were from a hamlet called Manyberries in the SE corner, ended up outside Edgerton in the mid eastern part.

They pooled their savings and gifts of money from their wedding and homesteaded on 1.5 sections of unbroken land, which cost them $1, built a one room farm house, and started breaking the land in 1923. No chainsaws and couldn’t afford a tractor back then.

About $185 in today’s dollars. Crazy. They sold it in 1983 for $400,000. Of course after they sold the land the mineral rights went to the Crown and in came all the oil derricks.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 12:15 pm

Aw, what a downer in the last sentence.

It is fun to think about my personal history whenever one of my kids goes through their own rites of passage, though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:40 pm

Your insurance is gonna say… HELLLLL YEAH! All the way to the bank!

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
16 December 2024 11:34 am

Happy game day everyone. So, our vikes can control their own destiny now with 4 games left. Absolutely cannot have a letdown tonight! Win out and the number 1 seed in the NFC is ours. Nobody saw this coming. SKOL!!!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
16 December 2024 11:36 am

It’s certainly an exciting time. Hoping the Vikings take care of business tonight.

peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:22 am

Are the Lions fading? Too many injuries?

What are the Eagle’s weakness? (other than their fans eating horse apples, throwing batteries, and booing Santa Claus, etc)

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:24 am

Eagles – coaching.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JRobert
16 December 2024 11:28 am

I’d like to think so. They have a lot of wins though.

Falcons barely got ’em. Bucs put on a clinic, though. Shut out the Eagles in the frst and fourth quarters. Had a 24-0 lead 3 minutes before halftime (then the Eagles got a TD)

I need to take a close look at that game

Yore Mom
Reply to  JRobert
16 December 2024 11:45 am

And their WR1 h8s their QB.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:24 am

There seems to be a little internal strife in Philly lately. Last week AJ was complaining about their offense and last night the coaches were fighting.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:29 am

It’s a perfect time of year for the Eagles lockeroom to fall apart with drama (and for the Lions streak of excellent play to begin to fade)

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:27 am

Lions are fading, although they still managed to keep it close late.

As Bow & JR mentioned, coaching and the AJ Brown, “I want the ball more” complaint could lead to team schisms……!!!!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 11:30 am

I remember the Childress/Favre schism.

The only real consequence that seemed to follow from that was Matt Birk’s exodus. Wish we’d had him in ’09. Might’ve had homefield advantage in the NFCCG

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:30 am

Think they lost a couple more, season ending maybe. Corner and a o-line i think.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 11:34 am

I watched the 2nd half of the game yesterday and kept hearing about a couple of corners. Then yeah, some lineman came off the field limping and pausing every few steps. Tough to watch.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:44 am

They had a CB taken off the field on a cart.
It looked pretty intense, doubt he will be back this season.

Yore Mom
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 11:47 am

He’s a backup/special teamer but he’s done for the season.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 12:40 pm

Ahh, name did not look familiar.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 12:41 pm

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:57 pm

Hearing rumors now that AJ Brown may be out for a week or two now with an ankle. If nothing else, he might not be the same player with a sprained ankle. Washington has a chance to knock em off.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 3:17 pm

divisional game, and it’s in washington?

looks like I have 6 hours of football next Sunday. PHI-WAS early, then MIN-SEA

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 2:00 pm

That freaking Tush Push…

That is frustrating to play against. Doesn’t matter if you get them in 4th and 2. They will just Tush Push their way through it.

peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 10:57 am

Now that the Bills have beaten the Lions, the first seed is within grasp. We need to win out to guarantee the 1st seed. Otherwise we need Washington to upset the Eagles and for the Lions to lose in Chicago or San Francisco, which is kind of a lot to hope for.

So the Vikings remaining games

hosting the Bears
pessimistic: trap game
optimistic: Vikings are the superior team

at Seattle
pessimistic: tough place to play, sneaky/dangerous opponent
optimistic: Geno Smith = pumpkin and the backup looks very pickable

hosting the Packers
pessimistic: they’re better now than when we last played, and Love is playing well
optimistic: we beat ’em on the road and now they’re in our house

at Detroit
pessimistic: they already beat us at home and no one puts it past the Vikings to choke away their chance at a 1 seed
optimistic: Vikings are capable of winning. treat this like a playoff game and try to get the bye and homefield.

It feels quite important as even the front-runners of the poorer divisions in the NFC are dangerous teams. The Rams and the Buccaneers are particularly dangerous, IMO. The Rams beat the Vikings and the Bills, and the Buccaneers beat the Lions and the Eagles, so we know LA and TB can beat good teams. If the Vikings are the 5 or 6 seed they’ll likely have to go to LA or Tampa.

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:00 am

So, to wrap this up……
Likely one and done.

See how this works GA???

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 11:12 am

I mean, no matter who the Vikings play first, I’ll find ways for them to win in my mind before the game, and then get all glum if they don’t. But for now, it’s fun to look ahead and think about the possibilities.

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:28 am

Absolutely.
It’s been 7 years since the Vikings have had this good of record.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 11:33 am

I went to two games that year, had a blast. I’m thinking back to when the ’09 Vikings peaked. 10-1, maybe?

Without looking it up, I want to say they started 6-0 barely beating the Ravens (missed kick? Hauschka?), and then lost to the Steelers before winning a handful more. a 12-4 finish is unfortunate after a 10-1 start (if I’m correct). Some of those losses felt winnable. I want to say there was a Panthers game we should have won.

At anyrate, having a playoff spot guaranteed this early is fun for me as a fan. I like thinking about all the various possibilities.

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:53 am

AP fumbled away home field in one of those games, if I remember correctly…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 12:00 pm

urgh, probably. fumbling was definitely a problem.

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:19 pm

I think it was the Bears game.

Mjolnir
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:04 pm

Panthers. Cardinals, Bears – all games we should’ve won. All 3 were primetime games iirc. 2 Sunday night games and a MNF game in Chicago. Favre engineered a comeback in the Monday night game late and we lost on a Cutler walk off TD pass to Earl Bennett.

Panthers game was single handedly wrecked by Julius Peppers.

Warner and Fitzgerald burned us badly against the Cards.

12-4.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mjolnir
16 December 2024 12:16 pm

(sigh)

so much potential. I went all-in emotionally after the week three victory against the 49ers.

JacksonVike
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:47 pm

I did not see the end of that game. I was so pissed at the way they were playing, I went and sat in my tree stand pretending to try and see a deer to shoot.

Came home, nobody said a word to me, sit down for supper and my sun who was 10 at the time, said it was awesome to see the Vikings win. I told him to quit joking , and he said now, they actually won.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 3:18 pm

wowza, you missed out!

Yore Mom
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:05 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:12 am

At the very least, I doubt that Darnold will pull a Cousins and throw short of the sticks on a 4th down to end the game. That’s something.

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:18 am

This is a carbon copy of my outlook. Seattle being a tough place to play is an understatement.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 11:20 am

They’re 3-5 at home this year. This isn’t the Legion of Boom days anymore.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:34 am

There are other factors. Their crowd is LOUD and the weather can SUCK. A little freezing rain and all bets are off for our receivers.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 11:35 am

Then it’s mostly up to the defense and Aaron Jones not fumbling.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 11:21 am

Pukers went in there and smoked ’em though. I think KOC will be watching that film this week.

Is Geno done? I’d never even heard of the backup they put in last night. He had a nice tackle after throwing a terrible interception, though.

Yore Mom
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:22 am

Darnold in Seattle next season?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:26 am

That’s an interesting idea.

Panthers, Raiders, Giants, Titans all decent possibilities.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:29 am

It would be funny if he went back to the Jets.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:30 am

hahaha, yeah.

DE Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:31 am

Possible.
Geno is a $13.5 million dead cap hit if cut.

However, they are in negative cap space for 2025.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:21 am

Don’t forget how banged up the Lion’s defense is.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 11:24 am

Yes, that’s true. The injuries are adding up.

GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:20 am

You people who argued about how shitty the Vikings will be all off season…

FUCK YOU

That is all.

GA Skol
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:20 am

I don’t know how to use this site

NoDakRube
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:22 am

You tried GA, That’s what counts.

Yore Mom
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:22 am

😂😂😂

manly-purple
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:27 am

the mistake + the message it was trying to convey

DE Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:56 am

Sure am glad the spoiler was blank.
Can’t have you posting blank things. That’s too radical.

NoDakRube
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:23 am

I was not a doomer, but be honest did you really think they had a chance of 11 victories this year? I did not, I was thinking 9, maybe 10.

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 10:29 am

I assumed Sam would be average and we’d have an average record (8-10 wins).

MT Viking
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:34 am

I went full Kodiak this offseason. Accept the suck, get the #1 overall pick, trade back to actually get a stable of picks, etc…

@It’s unfortunate that we are doing so well that our rookie QB isn’t getting a chance to start@

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 10:45 am

Oil kicked the Milds ass on our ice. Damn it MT!

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 10:51 am

That was sweet. Then Vegas on HNIC.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 11:07 am

You are/were on a roll.
Talked yourself into believing DJT was going to lose as well.
It helped to cement your ‘doomer’ rep.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:47 am

Don’t worry these are the people who won’t learn from this either. They are the people who say this shit every year how bad they are going to suck and then when the years come that they do suck they go… “See I was right!” Then the years they don’t suck there’s a myriad of excuses why they shouldn’t get credit for being any good.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 10:48 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:00 am

Hey! Wait a minute…..

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 11:10 am

😁

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 11:03 am

Guess I was lucky. Suggested Sam would be CPOY with over 4000 yards and 30 TD’s. Also said if defense continues to improve under Flores we would be a playoff team capable of winning a game or two.
Believe the NFL is about now and throwing a year or two away for rebuilds is not required.

Yore Mom
Reply to  JRobert
16 December 2024 11:09 am

Suggested Sam would be CPOY

Didn’t the NFL publish that the CPOY has to be someone that was injured last season?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:10 am

Yes. This has been discussed repeatedly and people still think he has a chance at it. I’ve even heard the “smart people” on the radio talk about it.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:11 am

Until yesterday, I think Chubb had CPOY pretty wrapped up. Now, who knows. I don’t think it will be either losing QB that’s coming back from an achilles.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:27 am

They did and it was pointed out to me at the time that he couldn’t win it. Still I was thinking he would play that well and his level of play was the real point.

freezeyface
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 10:51 am

Yore Mom
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 11:13 am

Jay Baruchel trying to not laugh at Downey Jr is hilarious.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
16 December 2024 12:07 pm

I predicted 12 wins, I must’ve been feeling pessimistic

Yore Mom
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 December 2024 1:46 pm

I predicted 12 wins, I must’ve been feeling pessimistic

You may still be right! 😳

norseman1
norseman1
16 December 2024 10:12 am

SKOL!!!
Falcoons on tonight also. Seems Kirko is losing locker room. Players want Penis. Will be checking in on that game. NFCS is a different league.

Yore Mom
Reply to  norseman1
16 December 2024 10:23 am

Players want Penis

😂😂😂

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 9:42 am

Ending was OK, given the circumstances.
Lioness and Landman are both good.

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:32 am

It sucks…seems like a venue for Taylor Sheridan to show off his four 6’s ranch and his cutting horses. Watching cutting horses is fun the first time but by the 300th time they find a way to work them into the script I want to slit my wrists pay $3,000,000.00 for a good ‘un.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 12:08 pm

I only watched the first episode, I thought it was stupid.

freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:04 am

so can someone remind me why the team kicking the ball has to declare an onside kick?

is the NFL trying to take surprises away? (i understand this has been a rule for a couple years, i just think the rule is dumb)

freezeyface
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 9:08 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:58 am

All BS.
Just used as an excuse to act like you care.

Kind of like climate change.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 11:14 am

CHOOSE LOVE
END RACISM
STOP HATE

manly-purple
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:51 pm

Suddenly feeling inspired.

comment image

Yore Mom
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 1:20 pm

@His post motivating you to stop doing those things?@
(I forgot how to do sarcasm font)

manly-purple
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 1:24 pm

@Yes. I’ve never heard it put so eloquently. Why isn’t the whole world doing this?@

Yore Mom
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 1:47 pm

😂😂😂

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:06 am

Because of how they have to line up for the current kick off it wouldn’t make sense to have a surprise onside, it just wouldn’t work. So if they want to try that they have to declare .

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 9:08 am

JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:07 am

It is due to the way the kickoff lines line up, at the 40 yard line. to do an onside kick the kicking team would need to line up where the ball is being placed for the kick.

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 9:08 am

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:07 am

It is too make it safer, apparently.

They have absolutely destroyed the onside kick. They need to figure something out to fix it. I talked about that one day when bored.

Like maybe the ball only has to go five yards instead of 10.

As of now, it is waste of time. It used to be pretty exciting and the slight chance of it being successful seemed real. Now…it is basically just a formality.

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 9:09 am

my thoughts on this….the rule is…

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 10:52 am

Now…it is basically just a formality.

Unless you’re playing the Vikings.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:00 am

The LOLions almost got that last onside kick. Would have been interesting to watch Fuh-Goff heave one last Hail Mary.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:11 am

They would have had 12s but Danny-Boy Campbell still had two timeouts left as well.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:14 am

I like the drill it at the blockers and hope it caroms off them back towards the kicking team approach. Might work!

Yore Mom
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 10:11 am

For starters, they have to move the two opposing lines (kickoff team and return team blockers) to the 35 and 45 yard lines respectively.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 10:21 am

Correct!

And is “Booker” new here? If so everyone needs to be on their best behavior, that means you VikingsPhilip!

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 10:23 am

Fuck that.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 10:25 am

You apparently do not understand how brutal VikingsPhilip can get, but good to know you are not a Snow Flake.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:12 am

Think I like this guy.

(shamed for assuming gender)

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 12:09 pm

you’ll fit right in here

Yore Mom
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 10:25 am

And I signed up early on when this site got going but just couldn’t stand the Fives and Kodiaks.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 10:27 am

agreed!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:13 am

We still have some mouth breathers but they are not quite as bad.

JacksonVike
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 December 2024 12:52 pm

What
Who you calling a mouth breather?!?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 1:26 pm

They are easy to spot..

Not to worry, you are not among them.
I might be occasionally.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:43 pm

I don’t know what you are talking about.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 December 2024 1:09 pm

I tried to think of one person that has never said anything mean to anyone…you were as close as I could get.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 4:40 pm

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Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 9:00 am

Alright we’ve clinched the playoffs… Time to wrap everyone in bubble wrap, take away their keys, keep them off cruises on Lake Minnetonka, don’t let them buy wizzinators, put the guns in the safe… anything else? haha

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 9:05 am

That’s why I said take their keys!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 9:46 am

So did Addison lol

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 9:02 am

Remove all the kombucha tea from the training facility!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 9:05 am

Ha!

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 10:55 am

Turn off the picture sending capability of their phones and take away all the switches.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 11:23 am

Haha, I almost added, hire behavior specialists for disciplining children.

DE Viking
16 December 2024 8:34 am

The Vikings completely control their own destiny here. win out, and they will get a first round bye.

This is where I can’t figure this out if it’s true.
Philly seems to the have the edge on this from what I can tell.

The Vikings also would likely own the tiebreaker over the Eagles if both teams win out due to strength of victory — the fourth tiebreak among two teams from different divisions.

Right now Philly has .440 SOV and the Vikings have a .395, which will go down if they win tonight since da Bares are bad.

Philly’s schedule is much easier than the Vikes.

So I guess that’s the reason for making the claim by some folks.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:53 am

Well, I would argue, it’s not absolute on the easier schedule reasoning, because every team’s record you played from earlier in the year changes every week.
So it’s probably a good guess, but it wouldn’t shocked me if it didn’t work out that way in theory.

My kids are all Eagles fans.
They watched the game yesterday, while I watched the Bills/Lions on my Ipad.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 11:15 am

Sounds like your kids need to purchase their own devices

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 11:34 am

Well, the wife is also in on the Eagles, so you do the math…….

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 12:01 pm

I’m trying to decide if I’d rather have my wife be an Eagles fan or vote for the political party that hates America.

Hmmm…

Yore Mom
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:06 pm

vote for the political party that hates America.

You have to be more specific. #nopolitics

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  peterplaysbass
16 December 2024 12:45 pm

Eagle Fan is part time.
Being woke and infested with TDS is more full time.

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 12:04 pm

the wife is also in on the Eagles, so you do the math

I’d rather do METH than marry an Eggos fan.

benjammin
Admin
16 December 2024 7:43 am

Bills lions game was crazy, Allen probably locked up The mvp, he’s unreal and that’s without a true wr1

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 8:24 am

Mahomes got hurt yesterday so now they have an excuse

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 8:52 am

Mahomes got hurt yesterday

They will be fine…they have The Ginger Jesus

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 8:36 am

Yore Mom
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:13 am

Joe Burrow is the new Matt Stafford.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:48 am

Yeah he’s doing all his normal things but very rarely turning the ball over

Yore Mom
Reply to  benjammin
16 December 2024 10:50 am

He tried to get intercepted a couple times last night. 😳

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 10:48 am

Almost like he’s better off without Diggs

manly-purple
Reply to  benjammin
16 December 2024 8:13 am

What was up with the Bills defense? Did they go prevent in the 2nd half? The Lions were scoring within 2 minutes of getting the ball.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 10:47 am

They’re not very good and the lions offense is really good

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 December 2024 8:34 am

freezeyface
16 December 2024 7:34 am

Bears starting left tackle is OUT with a concussion.
So now they are missing their LT, and a backup tackle as well. They are also missing their best Defensive Tackle, and Swift is considered questionable..

They are hurting and we are healthy (minus Gilmore)

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 8:39 am

Well, there it is.
Vikings going to lose.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 December 2024 8:54 am

i’m just stating the facts….

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 8:58 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 9:03 am

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:05 am

Nah, Vikings should be able to take care of business tonight.

If not, they deserve merciless mocking.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 9:57 am

The Bears did take us to OT just a couple of weeks ago.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 12:21 pm

For which they deserve merciless mocking!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 8:43 am

It seems that every time I hear that the opposing team has a bunch of backup playing on their offensive line that the Vikings get hardly any pressure and don’t get a sack until the 4th quarter.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 9:05 am

I will say it’s misleading to call the Vikings healthy. We’ve lost some big pieces for the season and some of them were lost very early but yeah I get what you’re saying.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 December 2024 10:14 am

Right?! A guy DIED.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 11:19 am

RIP Khyree

HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 December 2024 10:26 am

#nojinx

There, fixed it.

Wrenage
16 December 2024 7:24 am

I put 13 confidence points on Kirk tonight.

Why do I do this to myself?

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 8:45 am

I ended up with a high confidence point that I couldn’t find a place for, so I panicked and just attached it to the Falcons/Raiders game.

I could still change the win to the Raiders, but that seems equally aggressive.

At the very least, it will allow me to use this image again…

KIIIIRK
Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 December 2024 9:04 am

I put 14 confidence points on the Vikings, so I expect great things from them tonight.

My niece is going to the game. She is in the endzone. Maybe I can spot her when they kick FGs and extra points.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 8:40 am

He’s due for a stat blowout game.
But since TB won, that’s more pressure for him.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 8:44 am

Everyone will be watching the Vikings and their cool uniforms, so it isn’t really a prime time game for Atlanta, so Kirk will not play like a normal prime time game.

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 December 2024 8:54 am

That is a good point. That will take pressure off Kirk if he knows he is one of two games and not the focal point.

Wrenage
16 December 2024 7:23 am

Bills give us an early Christmas present. Vikes have to show up tonight and take advantage.

The only game left on the Packers schedule that they could lose is against us. If we don’t beat them, they will win out probably for sure.

We will likely lose to the Lions unless they don’t need to try.

So, tonight is basically a must-win game to keep the Packers at bay.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 8:11 am

Not worried about keeping the Packers at bay. All about the division.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
16 December 2024 8:53 am

Right, it doesn’t matter to me if the Vikings are the 5th seed or the 6th seed. It is all about winning the Division.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 8:56 am

We will get a tough draw either way probably. Might have to go to LA and play the Rams in the first game.

At least that is easy to figure out:

Stop Nacua = win
Don’t stop Nacua = loss

HUNViking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 10:23 am

Stop Nacua = win

Don’t stop Nacua = loss

We saw that play out earlier this season, true enough. Refs could be a deciding factor if the league so chooses (exhibit number one, the near beheading of Sam at that game and some other very fishy calls to keep the Rams in the game), no matter who we play. Home field advantage would be a huge boost, nevertheless.

Need to take care of business tonight though, first.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 8:30 am

IF the Lions don’t get healthier by the time we play them, which it sounds like they won’t until playoffs, we can definitely beat them. They did not look impressive last night, until Bills went prevent on defense.

The Packers look like a tough out though.

Wrenage
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 8:58 am

I still think the Lions will kill us with their big play ability in Detroit, so I’m figuring on that as a loss at this stage.

Unless Goff gets hurt between now and then. I think they have to go to Soldier Field yet. That might very well decimate their whole team.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 12:31 pm

Montgomery is out for the remainder of the year now.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
16 December 2024 9:56 am

Definitely take care of business tonight. Then Sunday is CRIT-I-CAL. We haven’t won in Seattle since 2006.

manly-purple
16 December 2024 6:39 am

Clinched a playoff spot. Still have some important games ahead. Need the pass D and pass rush to step up from here on out.

Game day baby!

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 9:54 am

Is it true if we win out we would hold #1 seed? We would have identical record, conference record with Philadelphia…what is the next tie breaker?

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
16 December 2024 10:08 am

Strength of Victory…we would win.

manly-purple
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 10:28 am

Thanks to the strong NFC North

Yore Mom
Reply to  manly-purple
16 December 2024 10:32 am

@We better lose tonight to help the Bores have a stronger record.@

NoDakRube
Reply to  Yore Mom
16 December 2024 10:35 am

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 December 2024 12:32 pm

Atlanta winning tonight would actually help solidify that. Then the Vikings simply need to take care of business. The Vikings are good at close games so I’m just going to look at the season/division as a close game, coming down to the end so the Kumbaya Krew’s got it.

JacksonVike
16 December 2024 6:14 am

Thank you Bills,

1st

Skol

FTP

FT*

FTB

HUNViking
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 6:56 am

First auto rec

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 8:46 am

The daily threads and now your post are keeping me guessing on what day it is.

JacksonVike
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 December 2024 8:52 am

I just figured, since it was Friday yesterday, it would be Saturday today. Logic for the win.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 8:56 am

That Friday seemed to go on forever….

HUNViking
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 10:38 am

I just figured, since it was Friday yesterday, it would be Saturday today. Logic for the win.

It’s Saturday? Why tf did I get up and go to work then?

Yore Mom
Reply to  HUNViking
16 December 2024 11:06 am

I’ve done a lot of smart stuff while bottomless.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
16 December 2024 11:24 am

FTP Auto Rec.

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