Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 16 May 2023

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I haven’t heard a ton of news coming out of minicamp. When we do hear news, expect it to be along the lines of “<insert name here> is playing at an All-Pro level, I expect our <specify offense or defense> to be unstoppable. Oh well, at least we have baseball and fishing. Preferably both…..at the same time.

Speaking of baseball, it’s been a fun year to be a both a Braves fan AND a Twins fan. The Braves are eviscerating the Rangers, it’s 12-0 as of this writing, and look to strengthen their lead in the NL East. The Twins just got started against the Dodgers as I write this, let’s hope they can continue their hot streak and extend their own divisional lead in the AL Central (I almost called it the AL North).

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The Vikings need Byron Murphy to lead the new Vikings cornerback crew this year, according to SI.com.

Vikings.com looks at the Bucs, Eagles, Chargers, and Panthers in their 2023 Schedule Preview.

From NFL.com, Ndamukong Suh is unlikely to sign with his next team prior to training camp.

Will Brinson at CBS Sports has 2023 season win/loss predictions for all 32 NFL teams.

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Northwoods
16 May 2023 9:07 pm

Anyone else currently committing a crime? I still own the 1969 Blind Faith album.

VikingPhilip
16 May 2023 7:46 pm

Work is really beginning to interfere with my wasting time time. Being productive is over-rated.

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DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 5:19 pm

LOL…
This was known last week.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 6:39 pm

Didn’t say in what capacity last week, more info now

Wrenage
16 May 2023 3:45 pm

I am literally going to spend 10 hours today just on spreadsheets.

Dreams do come true, kids!

Prior to a few years ago, I didn’t even use Excel. Now I am unlocking its power to sort huge amounts of data and identify ways to be more efficient. Now I will just sit back and wait for the accolades the pour in from management…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
16 May 2023 3:50 pm

Blessed are the Naive for no one will be Jealous of them or of their accomplishments.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Wrenage
16 May 2023 3:54 pm

That Harry Wren?

Mick
Mick
16 May 2023 2:58 pm
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 3:04 pm

It’s alot of money in 2024 but don’t be blinded by it. We have 37 free agents that will need replaced/money allocated for

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 5:25 pm

All of them in the 7th round? Wreck would be ecstatic.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
16 May 2023 8:17 pm

“Its a deep draft” lol

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 3:29 pm

Vast majority of the players will be had for minimum deals.

and this also has JJ’s 19m hit in it too.

lots of room to make some stuff happen.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 3:09 pm

Interesting analysis and it certainly seems “unfair” on the surface, but I wish he would have provided some data regarding relative rest advantage vs winning %. It’s easy to say a rest advantage is a benefit but, historically, how much has it impacted the outcome of games?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 3:28 pm

Would think more rest has got to be beneficial last quarter of season. Don’t know about outcomes per se but KC is going to have a harder time going 6 -0 in that period than they might have under under normal rest.
Noted here last week that teams went 0-16 the week after they played 49ers. This schedule may temper that some.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 3:31 pm

It’s just another angle to look at regarding how the schedules are built.

It’s a deep topic that probably has the answers you’re looking for in that book he’s selling lol.

on the surface though, it does seem that the NFL can pick their winners and losers

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 4:27 pm

Absolutely correct they can pick and choose advantages but not necessarily winners…Vikings open up week one at home against the Bucs 4 day turnaround at the Eagles on Thursday night. Advantage, disadvantage….I don’t know both teams quick turnarounds we have to travel, might be healthier to face them they will be also. We have a later bye week which is good…lots to figure out but it is extreme complex.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 5:13 pm

It’s a little short sighted.

NY Jets starting schedule:

Buf
@Dal
NE
KC
@Den
Phil
Bye

That’s a pretty rough start IMO.
I wouldn’t be shocked if they started 0-6.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 2:50 pm

Hey, he played for MN therefore the Vikings should sign him and his 48 career catches in 3 seasons.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:58 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 2:51 pm

Not like Tampa is loaded with a stout WR Corps

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 3:02 pm

Spoiler alert!!!
NOT the next Adam Thielen

DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:22 pm

Giuliani is a scumbag.
But why did she allow this to happen for two years like there was nothing wrong, then wait for 3 years to file a civil lawsuit and not a criminal lawsuit?

The bombshell allegation was levied in a complaint filed against Mr Giuliani by Noelle Dunphy, a New York-based public relations professional who is suing him for “unlawful abuses of power, wide-ranging sexual assault and harassment, wage theft, and other misconduct” committed while she worked for him in 2019 and 2020.

The lawsuit also claims that she was subjected to sexual assault, harassment, wage theft and other misconduct by Mr Giuliani, and alleges that she was forced to perform sex acts on him and work in the nude.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:31 pm

Is the case going to trial in New York?

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
16 May 2023 2:38 pm

Yes.
It was filed in New York.
Whether it goes to trial or not is something else.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:46 pm

Does seem like New York is the land of milk and honey to go after Trump, and probably his gang too. DC might be second best.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:53 pm

She was seeking competent legal advice.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 4:17 pm

Why? Why??? Lol….dude he had promised her a salary of a million dollars and never paid. He should go straight to prison or preferably the electric chair.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 5:16 pm

Why, why, why did she keep working for two years while being “sexually assaulted”?

You would think a woman would have walked out the door on day 1 of the assault and filed criminal charges.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 8:15 pm

She clearly has some issues wanting to be close to the power brokers. This pic creeps me out.

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DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
17 May 2023 4:18 am

LOL…
They are both pretty creepy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:41 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 5:17 pm

@I thought dogs could drive to@

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 4:22 pm

Funny!

benjammin
Admin
16 May 2023 1:58 pm

Summary:

Lifer has zero faith in Brian Flores

Benjammin posts stats that clearly contradict random rant from Lifer about Mike Zimmer, Lifer calls Benjammin fat whore in response

VP posts comment about salt geography but nobody cares

Hash/hashing discussion

Cardale Jones is very well spoked according to VikingfaninSC, not sure if that’s a reference to a bicycle or what

GF posts tweet about a student who went to college for 6 years and never graduated

SuperCum is trending on Twitter

Wrenage finds fulfillment in creating Excel spreadsheets

Asswipe B misunderstands legal jargon

Mick wants to f KAM, also thinks he’s a loser and the Vikings will never win again

DE posts gif of lady getting weiners thrown in her face, Lifer of course finds it gender demeaning

The Asylum makes Chef log in repeatedly and validate his nonce

Fairly slow day.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 2:05 pm

lol

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 2:30 pm

Well done, thanks! lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 4:18 pm

Summary:

Benjammin is a fucking whore.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 4:20 pm

You begging for a ban? Seems that way.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 4:29 pm

You keep talking about it….sends the mods your feels maybe they’ll follow through with it and do us all a favor.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 4:32 pm

Why the vulgar language? I guess brad is ok with it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 8:16 pm

Poor etiquette being raised in Appalachia.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:50 pm

Cook deleted for Alexander “can’t find the right hole” Mattison

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:53 pm

The writing is (not) on the banner!

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:56 pm

Remember that Seattle game? Everybody will fear our running game, fo sho…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  HUNViking
16 May 2023 2:34 pm

4th and 1 to put the game away and he runs the wrong hole.

HUNViking
Reply to  JRobert
16 May 2023 4:39 pm

Yup, that was seriously bad.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:58 pm

This was posted over the weekend.
It made me lean towards saying Cook is gone.

But yeah. Mattison will get munched and stuffed.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:05 pm

Cook is dead

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:06 pm

Or they are simply in limbo at the moment and if they work something out with him then they release the banner that has him on it that is probably already mocked up.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:08 pm

I’m still going to hold to my original prediction that Cook will not get flat out cut. But I will admit I’m wrong if/when that happens.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:14 pm

Mattison will get munched and stuffed

Are you saying Mattison is a…
…vagina?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 2:17 pm

Mattison can’t find a hole. Chandler can sniff one out though. You just watch.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:22 pm

You know who would have been good to have around if you were looking for a hole? A Hooker.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:23 pm

Damn, never thought of that.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 2:55 pm

Tell me what passive-aggressive means without telling me what passive-aggressive means.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 8:59 pm

That was a horrible read by Matty, but did he do it other plays?

norseman1
norseman1
16 May 2023 1:48 pm

Anyone out there?

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 1:49 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 1:50 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:06 pm

LOL, i had forgotten Hustler. The good ole days.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:06 pm

Yep. Great articles.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:09 pm

LOL…..
@not my dad though@

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:11 pm

The new world. Like the edited version of Blazing Saddles is 7 mins long.

norseman1
norseman1
16 May 2023 1:37 pm

Login in Chief, please. Just a couple more times today and you should be good. Oh yeah, get your nonce validated.

Sincerely,
THE ASYLUM.

bowbunch
bowbunch
16 May 2023 1:21 pm

First the key witness for the Biden corruption investigation disappears, now the IRS has fired the whistleblower and everybody else on the Hunter Biden investigation on the orders of the Department of Justice to keep em quiet. Still nothing to see here. Russia, Russia, Jan. 6, Jan. 6, Orange Man Bad.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 1:26 pm

is this being reported by someone from the GOP though??

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
16 May 2023 1:46 pm

LOL.
I was trying to think of way to make that point.
Thank you.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:52 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:57 pm

What? A moronic point about a “key witnesses” that never existed in the first place disappears suddenly?

You’d think those gaslighting with conspiracy theories wouldn’t fall for them.

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DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 2:01 pm

LOL…..Lifer in real life….
@only republicans commit crimes@

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:04 pm

Dimocrats above reproach DE, get with the program.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:05 pm

Yeah, I mean look at all the make believe about Hillary colluding with Russia that the Republicans worked up and spread to win an election. Shoot they even went after her aides and others in her campaign to get her.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 2:14 pm

It’s funny how everything the left calls a conspiracy theory these days turns out to be the truth. Something being called a conspiracy theory is a stamp that it is 99% likely to be true.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:26 pm

And vice versa.
The Durham report. Russia collusion was a hoax.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
16 May 2023 1:53 pm

Probably, it’s what the lawyer from the whistleblower is claiming. I’m sure it’s just a political hit job though. Nah, nobody involved with the DOJ would ever make up a story and then use said story to falsely incriminate people for something that not only did they not do but that never happened at all.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 1:55 pm

Most politicians are criminals, worse than the Mafia. Simple as that.

DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:20 pm

SI Swimsuit Model….

LOL
It’s a guy

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:21 pm

I thought Martha was on the cover?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 1:22 pm

They had like 4 different covers I think.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 2:58 pm

It’s like underwear – there’s the front cover, the back cover, then you turn it inside out and have those front/back covers……

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:30 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:34 pm

women and men alike should be proud

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:04 pm

I have never heard of him/her/she/he/it before either.

DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:07 pm

Martha’s Vineyard 2.0.

“We love and welcome illegal immigrants. But get them out !”

At least six more Big Apple schools are set to start temporarily housing migrants in their gyms, prompting all hell to break loose Monday among parents frantic over safety and potential learning disruptions.

“To bus people to our school and expect the community to absorb them is just insane,” fumed Virginia Vu, a PTA member and parent at Brooklyn’s MS 577 in Williamsburg — adding some parents have already threatened to at least temporarily pull their kids out of the sixth-through-eighth grade school.

“We care about asylum-seekers, and we’re proud our city is a ‘sanctuary city’ — but housing asylum seekers on school grounds is absolutely unacceptable,” she said.

benjammin
Admin
16 May 2023 12:50 pm

LOL, one of the best descriptions of a person I’ve read in a long time

the sexual assault and battery is the undisputed lede of this story. But it’s also the tip of the unrepentant fuckface iceberg that is Jackson Mahomes. His asshattery runs much deeper, and that is not the least bit surprising. 

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 1:04 pm

How many times do you think he’s used: “Do you know who my brother is?”

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 12:57 pm

I’d feel dead after that. Is that better?

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 1:05 pm

All at once?

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 1:08 pm

Ran 7 miles during lunch

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:52 pm

LOL, I had the same thought, started looking for a gif like this. Rec

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 1:21 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 1:30 pm

You must get a couple of hours for lunch.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 2:13 pm

It’s about 8.5 miles from my house to work. I can do that in about 15 minutes in the morning usually.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:15 pm

Any tags this summer bow? About time to stick something ain’t it?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:18 pm

None of the good ones (sheep, goat, moose, bison). I got my elk permit for archery season, but it is basically guaranteed as long as you don’t screw up you application. Still waiting on cow elk permits and antelope. Also in another drawing for a bison and have a few tickets for the bison raffle I shared yesterday. September 2 is opening day of archery so only 109 days to go. Hopefully get out in the next week or two and start hanging some trail cameras to get me through the summer.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:21 pm

Love trail cams. Buddy has hunting land in west central minny. See lots of critters.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:23 pm

Do you have any of the cell service ones?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:25 pm

He doesn’t. Didn’t know they even had.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:28 pm

They’re awesome. I have a few and set them to send pictures every morning. Being able to put them a few hours away and not have to hike in to check them is awesome. I have a hard time finding cell service at times but can usually make it work. It makes it so you don’t have to keep going in to check them and pushing animals around too. With once a day transmission the batteries last at least a month.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:32 pm

He gets up a fair amount. About 2 1/2 hours out. Has groomed trails. His land has everything. Water, cover, food plots. Wish i had something like that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 2:36 pm

Nice. I hate waiting to see what’s on the cameras so I love that I can see the pics every morning. I usually try to set it for when I wake up or right after I get to work. Makes the day start off good.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 2:38 pm

I got a new one this winter that does video too so I’m excited to get that one out. Especially if I can find a good wallow later this summer.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 11:07 am

Here’s the Z money

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 11:18 am

So the $3.3 million pre june 1 trade plus the $1.2 million means a $4.5 million cap hit.

That should leave about $12 million in total cap space after the deal if the $1.177 number is accurate.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 11:30 am

Sybil’Darius can eat a bag of dicks.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 11:39 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 11:41 am

Gender demeaning but what I was going for.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 11:38 am

If that’s all it costs the Vikings, it’s not a terrible deal.
It cleaned out cap space.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 12:02 pm

wow.

F KAM.

What a loser. Vikings will never win again.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 12:16 pm

Skolly=Five=Kodiak

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 12:26 pm

Skolly = KodiakX5

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 12:56 pm

Lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 1:04 pm

Skolly + KAM draft =

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 1:08 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 12:57 pm

Still would’ve forced him to show up. He wanted the money and he would thrive in Flores defense even if he was playing 50% of snaps

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:53 pm

Well, unless Flores didn’t think he would thrive.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 1:53 pm

For 5 mil he can thrive

skolifer
skolifer
16 May 2023 11:06 am

Adam Schefter:

NFL announced that Peacock will be the home for the first-ever exclusive live streamed NFL Playoff game, presenting an NFL Wild Card Playoff in primetime on Saturday, Jan. 13, 2024.

NFL HQ as the fan complaints roll in:

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 11:12 am

Are you going to be able to watch it on the free version of Peacock or add another subscription?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:20 am

You probably will need both.
Or you can just stream for free somewhere else.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:29 am

I think you have to subscribe to their premium service which I believe is $4.99 per month or around $50 for an annual subscription. That said, I do think it’s also going to be available on NFL+ but, as far as I’ve heard, it’s not going to be on the new YouTube “Sunday Ticket” package, which sucks because I was planning to have that replace my “need” for NFL+ (I used to watch the delayed broadcast on games I couldn’t see live). But “in market” fans will be able to watch it on their local broadcast.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 11:46 am

With my luck, it will be the Viking game.
I will have to debate paying for one game or watch it delayed…….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 11:13 am

Peacock, Amazon+ can kiss my ass.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 11:43 am

Yup these fuckers are going to nickel and dime us for every game. SB is already a game the common man can afford to go to. Waiting for when they’ll start charging us to watch it on TV. Thankfully being a Vikings fan pays off because we don’t have to worry about that.

MT Viking
Reply to  skolifer
16 May 2023 11:33 am

Well, what are the odds it would be a Vikings game?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
16 May 2023 11:33 am

0, because they suck and will not even contend for a wildcard birth.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:38 am

Yup. The downside to streaming NFL games as the model of the future is you’ll have to subscribe to twenty different services to view games.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
16 May 2023 11:39 am

I guess just more reason to find something else to do and catch a little of the game on the radio.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:42 am

PA once….

“The kick is up and …..its GOOOOD !!!!!!!…..oh no. wait. It’s no good…….”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 11:45 am

That was pretty funny. I know a lot of people don’t like him, but for game calls he is one of the best in the league I think. Since most of the football season overlaps with hunting season I am in the mountains for a lot of games and have listened to a lot of the broadcasts. A couple of the worst off the top of my head are GB and Carolina. Zero information unless it is a play by the home team. They will completely skip plays. It’ll be a call like “Vikings ball, 2nd and 5 on the 45, touchdown. Rodgers sure looks good today.”

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:50 am

I guess if you look at it as a comedy routine, it works.
I’d be pissed about him missing plays.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 11:59 am

It’s horrible. The GB guys are as bad as the University of Montana broadcasters. “1st down, handoff, 45, 50, TD.” I get that his enthusiasm bugs some people but he does a good job describing the play. I don’t think I’d enjoy listening to him with a tv broadcast, but radio is good.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 12:18 pm

I like PA too. Definitely not my least favorite broadcaster. That goes to the PBP guy for the Palehosers. Hawk ‘Hack’ Harrelson.

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
16 May 2023 1:22 pm

Yup. I see my future of watching the Vikings being the 30 seconds allotted them on local news sports broadcast.

norseman1
norseman1
16 May 2023 11:05 am

Possible roster cuts.
Hicks
Kene
Lynch
Metellus
Wonnum
Dye
Thoughts?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 11:14 am

Hicks won’t be cut, he’s cheap and the depth is absolute trash behind him. Also zero chance Metellus is cut, he’s an elite ST player and he played well when he filled in on defense. I’d guess Wonnum also makes the team now that Smith has been traded, Dye probably makes the team as well, not because he’s good, but the Vikings have no depth at LB and for whatever reason didn’t draft one.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 11:15 am

Prob right, don’t much like any of them. Like to someone different fail.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 11:21 am

I don’t disagree

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 11:40 am

Hicks will be around..

others are bubble guys.

might he cut just so they can replace with “their” guys

MT Viking
16 May 2023 10:49 am

Haha I felt a little empathy for those laypersons that are confused by medical jargon, as in your scan is negative.

Paralegal called me, said the trial date for custody I was subpoenaed for was continued. I thought that meant it is continuing ie. will proceed. Then he says “so you can add those trial dates back into your schedule” (ie I can work those days rather than block my schedule). I said oh I thought you said the trial was continued. “Yes”. ???

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
16 May 2023 11:03 am

Continued in legal jargon is kinda like remission in medical terms

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 1:10 pm

When things stop in medical (and most other) terms, they are discontinued, so I definitely see how MT would be befoozled by that.

Wrenage
16 May 2023 9:48 am

I had some pretty fulfilling spreadsheet action today. Previously, we were using 15 different files to track weather data. On any given month, you had to go between four of them to find data for a summary sheet. I combined them all into file with multiple tabs with stuff cross-referenced, so I only have to enter it once instead of multiple times. Fixed all of the average calculations. Automated it to flag record temps.

What a day!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
16 May 2023 9:50 am

Great work, you should eat your lunch now.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:53 am

Capital idea!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
16 May 2023 12:05 pm

Working yourself out of a job, Wrenage by making things too easy.

benjammin
Admin
16 May 2023 9:23 am

LOL, WTF, SuperCum is trending on Twitter.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:26 am

I don’t think I want to know what that is.
Anyone planning to ‘enlighten’ us please use spoiler tags.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
16 May 2023 9:47 am

You don’t know what it is? C’mon now…

SuperCum Spoiler
You sick fuck, I have no idea what it is!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 May 2023 9:48 am

Well if I know…
I don’t know that I know.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 10:22 am

Here is the trending list…..

https://www.exportdata.io/trends/united-states

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 10:03 am

or lawyers

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 10:09 am

Or Scholars

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 10:19 am

Or idiots

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 8:52 am

“6 years of college, down the drain.” Bluto Blutarski.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
16 May 2023 12:38 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 9:17 am

Cardale Jones is surely proud

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VikesfaninSC
VikesfaninSC
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:23 am

so well spoked

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 10:40 am

benjammin
Admin
16 May 2023 7:51 am

The media selection makes me think of when Brad Pitt was banging Mike Tyson’s wife and Tyson caught them in the act and chose not to murder Pitt. I wonder how movie history would be different if Tyson chose violence that day. Also, this is the former wife Pitt was banging.

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Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 8:32 am

Is the gift that keeps on Givens…

DE Viking
16 May 2023 7:05 am

What can we complain about today doomers?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 7:09 am

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 May 2023 7:16 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 7:19 am

Kirk, the Vikings shitty defense, KAM, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 7:24 am

Target

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 7:52 am

I have no issues with Target, its not their fault I can’t go there without spending at least a benjamin.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 7:55 am

Ya know…. It’s not because of that I fault them for.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 8:04 am

I’ve started doing online orders, it helps with saving money as I don’t buy random stuff I see for no reason

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 8:22 am

Oh, GOODY! I was hoping we could talk about Kirk. I have new ammo that NOBODY has heard before!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 8:24 am

Like Kirk has an AR-15?

I have new ammo that NOBODY has heard before!

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 8:24 am

Like what?
He got a new grill?

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 8:31 am

I’m lying. There is literally NOTHING that hasn’t already been hashed over.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 8:32 am

Only thing left to be hashed over is hashing over the amount of times the subject has been hashed….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
16 May 2023 9:04 am

Yeah, we should look into a different kinda hash

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:05 am

The food kinda hash is good too
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Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:21 am

Double rec

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 1:48 pm

Yum

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
16 May 2023 1:50 pm

Looks about right. Eggs done good. I hate snotty eggs.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mjolnir
16 May 2023 10:01 am

‘Cept maybe the length of his skidmarks, or lack thereof…….

I don’t recall anyone talking about those.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 9:19 am

Do it!

I might leave work early today, too. Take a nap and go for a run. I have a couple hours of vacation I have to use or lose this month yet.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 8:50 am

KAMs direction of this team

VikingPhilip
16 May 2023 7:00 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 May 2023 8:20 am

Targeting your next salt mine job I see.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 7:03 am

Another Tight End.
LOL

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 7:16 am

I think if you read it it says he’s going with the backs.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 8:23 am

Ok.
That settles it. Cook’s replacement

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 8:25 am

Ha!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 7:45 am

fullback?
Going the old H back route?
Interesting, and good for him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 May 2023 7:56 am

who knows, maybe he’s a PS guy.

I don’t know anything about him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 8:05 am

He’s from UMD, now you know that about him

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 8:27 am

Was he born at UMD

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 8:28 am

He should die there too then

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 8:24 am

O-GEE-lay. Hm. Must be Italian.

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Mick
Mick
16 May 2023 6:20 am

GM

FTP

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 6:33 am

Good morning

FTP and FT*

Mick
Mick
Reply to  HUNViking
16 May 2023 6:38 am

Yeah those stars!

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 9:12 am

Need to be effed, with extreme prejudice!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
16 May 2023 6:50 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

Wrenage
16 May 2023 6:19 am

Surly Viking
Admin
16 May 2023 6:19 am

Good morning!
FTP!

Skol

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
16 May 2023 6:33 am

Good morning, FTP & SKOL!

Lifer
Admin
16 May 2023 5:47 am

This was a trip down memory lane…after reading this hopeful but ultimately sad 2014 post draft Barr write up knowing Zimmer’s biggest mistake as HC was passing on Donald (close second cutting Carlson) I have zero faith Flores is going to somehow get this defense in to the top 14 of the league.

https://twitter.com/ostoyickyle/status/1658277024975187969?s=61&t=MSJjCAC7RYtUNOadOBqDvw

  1. 1.9: LB Anthony Barr, UCLA

Unlike some, I hesitate to call this a reach, and for two reasons. One, Barr has all the upside in the world. He’s an impressive athlete with raw, moldable tools, given he’s only played on the defensive side for two years. Despite just 27 career games at outside linebacker, he still managed 23.5 sacks and 41.5 tackles for loss in the Pac-12. Second, he’s going to a defense run by Mike Zimmer. If anyone in the league can turn a physical specimen like Barr into a player, it’s Zimmer. And who is in position to question his eye for defensive talent? Watch Barr turn into a monster under Zimmer’s watch.

Wrenage
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 6:17 am

Flores is maybe the most interesting storyline of next season for me. I have no problem with any defensive players from previous seasons getting purged in the process.

New blood, new blood, new blood and trenches, trenches, trenches. That’s what I want.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 11:27 am

For sure….the one thing that is being done right is get rid of the old and overpaid guys keep the few that are still productive, bring in a new set of eyes not afraid to shake things up.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 11:59 am

Yes, agree..

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 6:19 am

Would be a very tall order to bring this defense from 31 to 14. Zimmer had the benefit of being the HC and drafting who he wanted for his defense, Flores gets what KOC (and Queasy) OKs as his HC. If he manages to get the defense into the low 20ies he would have done a very good job.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
16 May 2023 6:44 am

Zimmer sucked…he had about two decent defenses, always ignored the offense, he was a curmudgeon who didn’t belong being a HC and that was the very reason he was passed over so many times. Look at his window below….pathetic with the GM he had giving him the position to draft the right players he needed. He took fucking Anthony Barr over Aaron Donald lol…he was supposed to be a defensive guru and he couldn’t see the talent in a HOF 3tech sitting there so he took a converted RB OLB who’d played the position 2 yrs??? Guy was a fraud. We take Donald in 14 we probably win a SB in 17.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 8:02 am

2014 – 11th
2015 – 5th
2016 – 6th
2017 – 1st
2018 – 9th
2019 – 5th
2020 – 29th
2021 – 24th

5 consecutive years in the top ten in defense, 3 years top 5, but yeah, only 2 years of being decent, lol tell me you don’t understand football without telling me you don’t understand football Cousins Cockboy

Zimmer sucked…he had about two decent defenses

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 8:23 am

Ben coming out aggressive this morning…I like it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
16 May 2023 8:25 am

I was just responding to a completely ignorant statement, didn’t mean to be aggressive lol.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:40 am

Oh fuck you whore…that was the point that blew right over your head…he had defenses that ranked but unlike you I remember the consistent bottom league 3rd down conversion rankings, the blown late game leads…AND HE IGONORED THE FUCKING OFFENSE. He sucked….like you.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 9:49 am

Defensive 3rd down %

2014 – 20th
2015 – 4th
2016 – 15th
2017 – 1st
2018 – 1st
2019 – 19th
2020 – 9th
2021 – 4th

So again 5 years top ten, 3 years top 5, but please continue to make ignorant statements so I may present actual facts in response to your emotionally driven rants.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 10:22 am

It’s not ignorant I remember the games late in the year vs the hot starts to the season then they fell apart down the stretch and gave up drives for losses but hey go look that up to then go eat lunch you fat fucking whore.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 10:27 am

Breaking brads one rule Lifer.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
16 May 2023 10:35 am

Is it?
That might be a pretty tame response out of Lifer.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 10:35 am

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 10:47 am

LOL, I may be a whore but I’m not fat, and the Vikings under Zimmer never really fell apart down the stretch, they were typically equal in the first and second halves of seasons, whether they were meh or good. Also, I already ate my lunch at 9:30 as my day starts at 5am but thank you for the thoughtful suggestion.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 11:25 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 11:58 am

The score at lunch time is Benjammin 1 – Lifer 0.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 8:41 am

In the jungle. The mighty jungle. That’s where they’ll sleep tonight….

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
16 May 2023 10:07 am

“A wing a wet, a wing a wet…”

I have no idea what that jargon was.
That’s what I heard though…..

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 10:12 am

Close enough for government work.

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
The lion sleeps tonight
Wah oh oh, wah oh oh, wah oh wimoweh
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 10:13 am

LOL
I loved the song.
What does all of that jargon mean?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 10:15 am

Looks like the transcript of a Biden speech.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 10:35 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 10:45 am

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 10:49 am

By who? Jill or Kamala?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 10:51 am

Once every few months I go back and watch this video on how to speak bidenese

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 3:00 pm

😂

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 9:13 am

No, the Bucs have never won the NFC North (it would be pretty weird for a team in FL to be in a North division and it was stupid they were ever in the Central division with 4 midwest teams, but I digest) but neither have the Lions. As much crap as we’d like to talk about the other teams, the Bears have won the North division about as many times as the Vikings and the Packers have pretty much dominated it since its inception in 2002. Whoever posted that tweet isn’t very smart since the NFC North didn’t even exist from 1996-2002.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 9:43 am

We can’t all be as smart as you Ben can we?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 9:52 am

LOL, its not rocket science champ

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 10:44 am

“but I digest” says the guy correcting people…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 May 2023 11:19 am

Digest, digress, tomato potato

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 12:14 pm

I make so many typos… but I saw this one. So had to be a jerk. lol

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
16 May 2023 12:15 pm

I make a lot of them too. F it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 10:15 am

The Lions are going to win the next 10 though easy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 10:52 am

They’ve got a better chance than Chicago or GB though.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 12:51 pm

How can that be, when Chicago has the best QB in the NFC, according to Facebook.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 11:02 am

I had to look it up. The last time the Lions won the division was 1993. The last time they won a playoff game was 1991. The playoff game in 1991 is the only playoff game the Lions have won since the AFL/NFL merger.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
16 May 2023 11:20 am

The Ford’s suck at running a football team, they should have stuck to cars.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 12:44 pm

They suck at cars too.

DE Viking
16 May 2023 4:35 am

As to the video up top….

Heavy weight boxing was huge when I was growing up.
Ali, Spinks, Holmes, Tyson…. I remember watching all of those fights.

Who is the current Heavy Weight boxing champ?
I have no clue.
Did it get cancelled?

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 5:06 am

Looks like boxing went out of style some time ago. Ot it was made to go out of style.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
16 May 2023 5:31 am

Couple factors made boxing less appealing than in the glory years of Hagler, Herns, Sugar Ray, Duran, heavyweights above. Corruption within the promoters and governing bodies of the boxing commissions ruined a lot of it and many a great fighter. Hard to find a guy that can fight but also can understand the business side well enough to not be taken advantage of.

MMA came along and ran legitimately well enough to take 80% of the market share of viewership and the young cultures attention to what is now viewed as good professional fighting.

Only a few top boxers reach the limelight today and actually face a good opponent and put on a good competitive fight. Might happen once every few years if that now.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 7:06 am

Corruption played a big part. Also today some feel as if they are “too civilized” to watch people pound on each other.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
16 May 2023 8:28 am

How does this explain UFC’s popularity?????

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
16 May 2023 9:01 am

Yeah, pieces of shit like Don King. It would help if there weren’t 20 different belts too. That gypsy bastard Tyson Fury is the only thing worth watching right now when it comes to boxing.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 6:18 am

@just watch hockey@

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 8:30 am

Yeah, boxing was huge when I was growing up. My parents would take vacations to Vegas for the big fights. I was 14 when they finally took me.

We went to the weigh-in for Sugar Ray v. Duran. Dad had 2 big cameras around his neck, worked his way down to the ring, another press guy already in the ring spotted him, helped him up into the ring for closeups.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 10:05 am

I wish. My parents saw the Sugar Ray v. Duran fight.

I saw the weigh-in.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 8:52 am

That was the ‘No Mas’ fight right?

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 10:08 am

Oh, man my memory. It was Leonard v. Hearns in ’81

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 1:19 pm

Hagler was a beast.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
16 May 2023 10:09 am

Even those dudes were after my time.
I’m talking the Thrilla in Manilla, Rumble in the Jungle…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 9:06 am

Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King, is currently the Lineal Champion which is the only one that matters.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 3:45 pm

Lance Armstrong I believe.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
16 May 2023 10:10 am

LOL.
I have no idea what any of that is…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
16 May 2023 11:01 am

A gypsy is a nomadic person who doesn’t live in one place but moves around in a caravan, they’re often characterized as liars and thieves.

Tyson Fury, whose parents were gypsies, is the current HWT champion, lineal means he beat the last unified (there are like 5 or so different recognized boxing commissions) champion when he defeated Wladamir Klitchsko. He is currently undefeated with the only blemish on his record being a draw, here’s a clip from that fight where he gets rocked but gets up and then dominates the rest of the fight. Fun fact, he was named after Mike Tyson.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
16 May 2023 12:55 pm

Probably Fury’s parents

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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