Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 18 Sep 2023

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Around the League

Well, the other three teams in the NFC North all decided to lose this weekend, which helped the Vikings’ position within the division. Watching the games from around the NFL, the power structure this year may look much different than it did last year, as is the norm in these days of parity. Hey, remember when some of the talking heads were talking up Green Bay and how the step-down from Rogers to Love may not be as dramatic as everyone is expecting? (credit to Lifer for sharing ths one yesterday, I got a chuckle). It won’t embed, so I have to post a link.

https://x.com/ProFootballDoc/status/1703499229115937278?s=20

Around Bismarck

Kiddo and I ran another 5k on Friday, this was his seventh 5k. I’m proud of this little fella, I couldn’t have run a 5k when I was 8 years old, and he’s been running them since he was 6.

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Then, on Saturday, I ran on a relay team for the Bismarck marathon. The team is made up of people who work at a treatment center where I do some volunteer work and where I lecture regularly. Our team name was the salty sober sloths. (I’m salty & sober, but I’m no sloth. Like Meatloaf said, two out of three ain’t bad). The day was perfect and I had a magnificent run, probably one of the faster paces I’ve ever run for a medium-lenth run (my leg was 6.1 miles, just under a 10k). With perfect weather and me enjoying the run so much, I almost missed my handoff to the next person on my team. I was cruising along, saw my teammates standing at the side, cheering for me, and I thought they were just there cheering. I had no clue I was at the end of my run.waved to them & kept on going. All of a sudden, the dude who was supposed to take the baton & do the next leg yelled my name. I would’ve just kept running if he hadn’t yelled, I was in the zone. The main thing was, we all had fun.

Kiddo and I did a little fishing on Saturday night, but we got skunked. We just fished from shore, it was more an excuse to just get out of town for a little bit so that I can retain what’s left of my sanity. We may not have caught anything, but wow, what a beautiful night. If it hadn’t been so late, we’d have taken the boat out.

Fantasy Football

This is my second year ever playing fantasy football, and the team we drafted (my kiddo and I pick together) is lighting it up thus far. I don’t talk smack about FF, because I’m literally stupid when it comes to FF, so I know that any success we have is likely short-lived. At least I can say that I’ve beaten kfey and ben so far. I’m fairly sure I started 2-0 last year, then finished close to the bottom by year’s end.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

The Vikings are still in the hunt for the NFC North title. I think most of us will agree that the Lions are the team who will challenge the Vikings for the top spot. The Packers have a decent defense, but are limited offensively. The Bears are the Bears and don’t appear to be making any major positive strides this year.

This all being said, which position groups or specific positions on the team are the weakest? Does KAM need to be try to be active again this year prior to the trade deadline? If KAM has shown a strength, it has been his trades (not including draft day trades). He made a move last year to bring in Hockenson, and negotiated a pretty good deal for the Vikings on that trade. Do you have any favorite targets that are currently on the roster of a potential “selling team”?

Minnesota Vikings News:

Sports Illustrated lists five reasons to remain optimistic about the Vikings this season.

From Yahoo Sports. Some idiot fan said some dumb racist crap on social media to Alexander Mattison after he fumbled in the Vikings last GAME. I capitalized game to illustrate that football is a game. There is never an appropriate time to spew the garbage that this person posted, but to post it because of something that happened in a game is utter nonsense.

Here are all the scores and highlights from week two of the NFL, courtesy of ESPN.

Video of the Day:

For those who said the season was over after the Vikings fell to 0-2, I turn to the wise words of John Belushi.

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Northwoods
18 September 2023 9:16 pm

So what’s the logic with Risner? Plug him in at LG where he would be comfortable and an upgrade over Cleveland?

Or get rid of the glaring weakness on the line at RG, thinking that moving a vet to a new position will turn out better than moving a young Cleveland who is struggling to play his own position?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 9:20 pm

Or our LT will be out a bit so they could move Cleveland to LT where he has experience and plug Risner into LG.
Not that Cleveland was a very good LT as a Pro but he might be the best we have with the backup gone for the season.

Northwoods
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 9:27 pm

I know he played LT in college, but has he had any game snaps there in the NFL?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 9:50 pm

From what I can find he was drafted when Riley Rieff was our LT.
Then we made him a RG and then a LG.
PFF shows ‘starts at LT’ but number is behind a paywall.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2023 10:21 pm

I think it depends on CD.
If he can’t go then Cleveland to LT and Risner to LG is a real possibility.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 September 2023 3:40 am

Omg…if he’s our best we are screwed because he’s a turnstile out there from what I’ve seen. If it was me I would try him at RG and plug Risner in at his natural position LG. I’m not opposed to putting Darrisaw at RG and Cleveland at LT either.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 10:18 pm

Cleveland has never played LT as a pro but sure

DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:42 pm

Will the NFL media shills now call for banning grass fields with Chubb likely out for the year?

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:50 pm

Nah. This was a contact injury.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
18 September 2023 10:06 pm

We have a crew of 6 heading to Red Lake in December, Friday/Saturday/Sunday, second weekend.

Any chance you can join again?

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:53 pm

I can remember some gruesome non-contact injuries on wet grass and mud too over the years, but not as many as on dry turf.

DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:19 pm

Chubb out

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:22 pm

Started the night 7 points ahead of my matchup. I was out of players, he had Chubb.

I win by 0.5

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 8:25 pm

Haven’t heard if he is out for good.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:34 pm

He won’t be back

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 9:01 pm

His year is over.

be warned, super yuck but if you like this sort of thing here is the chubb injury

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 8:27 pm

I have him and Henry stacked in my work league….RIP.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 8:03 pm

Watson Fumbled, gave Pitt the ball.
Then Pickett passed for 15 yrd and the receiver fumbled.
D returned the fumble for 14 yards and fumbled.

Sounds like a Viking game.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 8:18 pm

Laughing… man… what in the hell is going on?

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 7:08 pm

Regarding the Risner signing, last season, the Vikings starting right guard Ed Ingram led the NFL in pressures allowed with 58, according to PFF. And to make Ingram not feel singled out during his rookie year, Ezra Cleveland went ahead and allowed 53 pressures, the third-most in the league.

Why did KOC and KAM not address this complete failure during the off-season?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 7:19 pm

No idea really. I assume and heard them say they thought Ingram was developing. Cleveland I assume they like his versatility to play tackle. They both have nearly got Cousins killed.

New Vikings OG Dalton Risner earned a 72.6 PFF pass blocking grade in 2022, which ranked 19th among all OGs in the NFL (min. 500 snaps).

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 8:00 pm

This was a no-brainer in the off-season IMO.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 7:04 pm

Michael Thomas looking like his old self. I thought he was washed as the last 4 yrs have been horrid but he had I think a bad foot that had a failed surgery and he finally got it right.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 6:39 pm

They’ve found the F-35 debris.

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:32 pm

Thielen – 3 targets, 3 completions, 22 yards. Got them into field goal range on that last catch.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 6:30 pm

Man the Panthers have a kicker…6 for 6 so far in his career nails a 52 yrd FG.

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:26 pm

Thielen… first down!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:31 pm

And another 3rd down catch short of the sticks but got the ball within 52 yards for the converted FG. He looks better than KJ lol…

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 6:36 pm

3rd and 15 and a field goal is within reach. Take the 10 yard reception and put points on the board.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 6:20 pm

Nice sack by Carolina on the saints first drive. 0-4 is not out of the equation…we’ll see how Young does.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 6:22 pm

Pulling for Young a little. Would like to see him play well.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:24 pm

Yeah so am I. I watched some of Stroud and he looks like the moment is not too big for him. Operates the offense very well. Has a great line that helps but as we’ve learned here that doesn’t mean anything.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 6:26 pm

All the rookies are meh so far

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 6:28 pm

Disagree I think they look good considering. I’m not expecting nor are their coaches to come out gangbusters they’re literally saying that on the broadcast right now about Young. They want them to come along slowly and develop. All of them today look better than Wilson with the Jets imo.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 6:39 pm

That is true about Wilson but this was allegedly an historic qb draft class

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 6:47 pm

Richardson has done the best.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 7:00 pm

Yup…the whole class hasn’t been bad. Now developing in to franchise guys is a stretch but so far on schedule.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 7:17 pm

He’s horrible throwing, Ben great running though

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:58 pm

Anyone gonna watch Thielen tonight?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:10 pm

Depends, carolina in abc?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 6:12 pm

No ESPN

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:21 pm

Probably not unless it’sa manning cast

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:10 pm

Yeah I have to since it’s my local team and I’m a Vikings fan. Feel obligated.

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:37 pm

I double dog dare any of the Vikings press corps to ask KAM why he didn’t bring Risner in during the off-season so he could learn the offense and be a contributor from day one this season. Or why he wasn’t signed when he had a team visit weeks ago?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:47 pm

You looking to get a lot of tap dancing and huna huna huma

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 5:51 pm

I’d expect the standard KAM and KOC double talk. Say a lot of absolutely meaningless words with no substance whatsoever.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:51 pm

You could ask every almost any team in the league that question

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 5:56 pm

You could…

But no other team signed him, so the question would not be relevant.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 6:11 pm

In think the actual answer is still the same, whatever the concern is that caused a starting caliber guard to go unsigned that long.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 6:14 pm

Correct.
I doubt he helps much.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 8:27 pm

According to Joe Blow from ESPN, KOC hinted that Risner wasn’t completely healthy back when he visited.

I’m betting that they gave the scrubs 2 games to prove it, and they couldnt, so now they pull the trigger

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 8:29 pm

Hmmm… OK… never saw or heard anything about Risner’s health anywhere.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 8:36 pm

It was Kevin Siefert, about 4 hours ago.

“Risner has been on the Vikings’ radar for a while, having paid the team an Aug. 1 visit during training camp. At the time, coach Kevin O’Connell indicated that Risner was not fully healthy and said: “We really just wanted to bring him in and get to know him a little bit better, use the process of a visit to do that and see if we can possibly take what we see as a strong group and make it even better

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 September 2023 11:49 am

I recall him being hurt when Teddy was with Denver. Played hurt some, out some.

norseman1
norseman1
18 September 2023 5:04 pm

Think boys might be NFC champs, not watched alot but that D looks good.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 5:08 pm

they certainly put pressure on the QB which creates int opportunities for their secondary.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 5:18 pm

This would make me ill.

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2023 5:18 pm

And I agree.
Falcons look salty as well.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 5:26 pm

There defense is great. But, they seem to have problems with the 49ers – they can’t out physical them like they do to most.
And, they are front runners. They get you down and they will pound you. but. if you can hang with them till the fourth, their offense starts clutching some. DAK is great with a lead, but does have some problems when behind.

JRobert
JRobert
18 September 2023 5:03 pm

I sometimes wonder where good manners and decorum are going in this country. Maybe an age thing,
But, just heard the US Senate has relaxed the dress code and hoodies, swear pants and shorts are now allowed.
I don’t really quite know what else to say.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 5:06 pm

Well…golf was the first break in the damn with the LIV crap now this. Bobert will be in a thong by Christmas likely.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 5:11 pm

I know this is age – I still like, once in a while, gong out to eat and wearing a shirt, tie and coat. see far too much of the “under dressed” crowd.
Believe the Senate rule was changed for our Senator for PA.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 6:12 pm

I’ve always respected the older gentleman who dress to the nines. Usually an older black gentleman who is in a full 3 piece suit.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 7:34 pm

We stopped at a restaurant after church and I was in a suit and tie. The hostess asked about it and I said I was at church. She assumed I was the pastor.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 6:08 pm

Well, they relaxed it for elected officials.
Everybody else is required to comply with a strict dress code.

It’s the blatant hypocrisy that infuriates me.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 6:12 pm

What’s next? They gonna change the conduct code too so Boebert can rub cocks while getting felt up during sessions?

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 4:55 pm

I officially endorse the Risner signing, but wonder why all 32 teams passed on him in free agency?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 4:57 pm

I think it was the $$ he was asking for but even then I’m surprised with the need across the league for lineman maybe it was something else because teams who can contend would need it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 5:02 pm

Well, through two weeks the Vikings have allowed pressure on 25.8% of drop backs, fifth highest in the league. Here’s a shocker… the Vikings quarterback leads the league in hits with 16, the next closest is Joe Burrow’s 8 QB hits.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:05 pm

Holy Kirk Burger Batman that is crazy..twice as many as the next guy….yup that confirms it….Kirk’s fault.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 5:09 pm

Well according to what I have read here, all QB’s get hit, so Cousins is no different from any other QB in the league.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:17 pm

You may notice that all major league hitters get paid to hit major league curve balls Yet, you may also notice quite a bit of difference.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 5:49 pm

All I know is Cousins is hit a lot more than most other QB’s. Since 2015 only three QB’s in the league have been sacked more than he has, and that doesn’t account for hits and knockdown’s. All three combined, he’s probably the most pressured QB in the league over the last 8 years by a wide margin.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:59 pm

I know what you meant.
They all get paid to get hit? And everyone in America pays taxes. And i own a lot of bridges in Arizona.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 6:14 pm

on a baseball note…I did see a Deion show with a few other athletes and they’re all taking ball and playing NFL, MLB and NBA and he was asked what’s the hardest thing in professional sports and he said far and away it’s hitting that baseball. Batting he said is no joke at the MLB level by far the hardest thing to do.

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 8:29 pm

$4m seems relatively cheap for a starter. Surprised it wasn’t a bit more.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 4:47 pm

For the cigar aficionados here there is a favorite cigar shop of mine on front street in Traverse City, Nolans, so I popped in there today and picked up 3 stogies for the course. I had the sweet lady there help me pick some out. I’ve always loved monte Cristo #4’s but all they had were #2 in the white series. Also picked up a Padron 5000m and a Sweet Jane she recommended.

Spoiler
Also swung by the dispensary and snagged 3 types of flower that I will have to detail for Mjlonir later when the Mrs isn’t around to get his take. Plus as a first time customer got a free joint.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 5:17 pm

At first glance I thought those were joy sticks for the females. I have to get it together.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2023 6:16 pm

There’s a kink I hadn’t thought of but I’m sure has been done before.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2023 8:50 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 8:49 pm

What you think of the sweet jane? Thats my go to for cigarillos, and iv visited the Deadwood shop (her home) multiple times.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
19 September 2023 3:35 am

I haven’t tried the Sweet Jane yet will be the first time…looks and smells fantastic and the cigar lady recommended it highly. I’m sure I will enjoy it, I’ll let you know!

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 4:28 pm

I go take a shower come back and our OL is fixed. I guess I can never log off.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:30 pm

Better… not fixed. Two spots to go.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 4:44 pm

Marginally better….

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:49 pm

Yeah, as a pass blocker, Risner was effective last season with a 73.6 grade. His run blocking wasn’t quite as good with a grade of 53.4. With run blocking being the big issue with the offensive line at the moment, that is something worth monitoring.

That said, last season, Risner endured the misery of playing under former Broncos O-line coach Butch Barry’s bizarre philosophies and was a leader in a room full of frustration, low morale, and confusion.  MAYBE he has some upside here we can make use of.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 5:03 pm

Hopefully…I’m pretty confident he’s getting plugged in at LG, Darrisaw should be back from the ankle by the Chargers game he was close Thursday. Where Cleveland goes is the question. I don’t know if he really is any better than Ingram but maybe at RG he can find a rhythm with O’Neal.

Northwoods
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 8:48 pm

Is he a LG by design? I’d rather get Ingram out of the lineup.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:30 pm

Or maybe take more showers and more good things will happen.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:33 pm

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:36 pm

@nothing good ever happens in the shower@

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2023 4:39 pm

This is mine the past two fantasy weeks…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
18 September 2023 4:42 pm

The water is fine, it is that ‘soap’ stuff that causes problems.

bowbunch
bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:28 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:33 pm

hate to see him struggle so….

freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:18 pm

how many snaps has Cine played this year?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:20 pm

-5

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:20 pm

Zero

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 4:21 pm

ahhh yes thank you

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:30 pm

Mick has his jersey and swore to wear it until he is recognized as our best safety.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:42 pm

Well it probably won’t get worn out from over wear,

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 4:17 pm

Contact details

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:20 pm

Contact details

I don’t see his phone number or email address?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:29 pm

Hit him up on insta…

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:31 pm

Stupid management team! Don’t they know that several fans want them to lose as many games as possible so we can win the Owl after we draft the second best QB next year!!!

This is not going to help that plan….its almost as if they are trying to win.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 5:10 pm

Why would we shore up protection for Nick Mullins given Kirk’s impending trade to the Jets?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  skolifer
18 September 2023 5:12 pm

Excellent point!!!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  skolifer
18 September 2023 5:19 pm

Perhaps someone thinks the season isn’t quite over yet.

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 3:58 pm

Heyoooo

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 3:59 pm

Can’t be. Kwesi is inept and they are quietly tanking for Caleb.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:04 pm

I wish

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:02 pm

Got to be fake as KOC and KAM think our IOL is just fine.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:03 pm

Will it really help though?
How long will it be before the “ he sucks” chants begin?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:10 pm

Gotta keep Kirk healthy enough to sign a big contract with another team in the offseason and get as high of a compensatory pick as possible in 2025.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:14 pm

Well, I think Kirk brings a third no matter what, based on playing experience?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:16 pm

I thought it was based off of the contract they sign. More $ = higher comp pick.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:18 pm

I’m pretty sure it’s playing time.
But, not sure if it’s the last season before FA, or lifetime snaps. It’s kind of a secret formula.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:24 pm

I looked it up. It’s both, and postseason honors.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:30 pm

I’m pretty sure Kirk is a 3rd round comp pick.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:32 pm

For sure. Won’t they get comp picks if McCardell or another minority coach is hired by another team as well? I could see Keenan getting a promotion at some point with another team, especially if Flores gets another HC gig.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:38 pm

Yes. That’s how SF got so many.
Lifer whined about that not being fair, amazingly enough.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:40 pm

Yeah, that’s not a very equitable socialist type system. Everybody should get the same number of picks, even if they trade some away. If you draft somebody in the first round and they are a bust, you should get a do over as well.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:11 pm

couldn’t hurt?

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:12 pm

Hopefully not.
Risner is a left guard.
So he replaces Cleveland or is moved to replace Ingram?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:14 pm

Steamer to RG, Risner LG? Maybe Bradbury is hurt worse than they are letting on and they’re gonna put Risner at center.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:16 pm

hopefully replace ingram.

cleveland sucks but is better than ingram

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:19 pm

Yeah, but Risner is a LG.

Ricks musical OL plan never worked.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:21 pm

ok so put him at LG. wasn’t cleveland something else before LG?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:22 pm

LT.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 4:24 pm

Darrisaw is probably going to be out so they signed Risner to put Cleveland at LT and Risner at LG so we get the joy of continuing to watch Ingram.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:28 pm

Wouldn’t shock me one bit.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:32 pm

Kirk should ask for hazard pay.

DE Viking
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:39 pm

He already has it.
Thats why he only signs fully guaranteed deals.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:45 pm

Pretty sure he’s not thinking about that when one of those DE’s comes flying around the LT and is about to body slam him.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:29 pm

Probably right as Cleveland wasn’t a very good LT and I doubt he has improved much since.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:37 pm

Cleveland wasn’t the suckfess he is a LG that’s for damn sure but he has been absolutely horrid at LG I’m not sure how good at RG he would be.

Personally I think Shlotmanhassenfeffer has been an upgrade over Turds so we may only need one more body to complete the interior overhaul.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:47 pm

Not exactly a ringing endorsement!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 4:51 pm

I had high hopes for Ezra at LG as many did here but it has been a struggle. He gets less run over and more one move see ya run right by ya stuff then Kirk gets blasted in the ribs. I think he might be more tackle material than the interior stuff.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:57 pm

there absolutely can’t be any ole blocks from the LT position – the QB blindside.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 6:15 pm

Risner?
He sucks
Cut him.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
18 September 2023 6:16 pm

That will be the consensus in about 2 to 3 weeks.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 7:37 pm

That seems like it might be too long of an estimate.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:11 pm

Hope whatever was preventing teams from signing him wasn’t a hidden injury or something.

Maybe the Wilf’s got on KAM’s ass. Like “What are you doing? Go fix the O-line!”

I’d bring in La’el Collins too, if he’s healthy.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:13 pm

Can he play Center?

freezeyface
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:14 pm

can he play LG, C and RG at once??

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:14 pm

As effectively as the 3 bodies currently taking up those positions? Yes.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:20 pm

No shit. We can’t run the ball – LG or RG, just stand in front of the guy in front of you and don’t let him run over or around you to the QB. If he can do that – he’s a stud for us.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:15 pm

Why is it that through multiple HCs, OCs and OLine coaches we can’t seem to field a competent oline?

freezeyface
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:17 pm

i don’t think they are as easy to put together as we think..

THAT BEING SAID.

if we drafted Olineman like we draft safeties, we would have hit on a couple good ones.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:19 pm

Like they’ve hit on the corners and safeties over the last 10 years?

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:20 pm

oh snap

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 4:21 pm

Yes.
Cine and Booth dum dum….

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 4:23 pm

how’s kyle hamilton been? i mean if he starts he’s already better than cine

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:25 pm

Starting safety for Baltimore and a strong contributor.

Hamilton came into the 2022 NFL Draft with a ton of fanfare out of Notre Dame. Shockingly, he exceeded his lofty expectations and was easily the NFL’s highest-graded safety (87.6). He was a monster in every phase of the game and made 24 combined stops on just 600 total snaps. While he hasn’t yet reeled in his first interception, he did break up five passes in 2022. His increase in usage was a huge reason Baltimore’s defense improved down the stretch.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:26 pm

Hamilton from the Ravens?
He’s been pretty good, but he is on the Ravens and Kwesi passed on him.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:25 pm

Definitely don’t think it’s easy but seems like forever since ours has been anywhere above average.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:28 pm

well- Dallas, SF, Phily. KC, Miami to name a few have figured it out.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 4:33 pm

GB and Detroit too

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:37 pm

Yep – it’s not hard if you really try to go about it – not half assed.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
18 September 2023 4:38 pm

GB doesn’t count. They have simply mastered the art of holding and not getting called for it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:31 pm

Can he play LG, C, RG, RB, NT and make sure the lights are off at the stadium when everyone leaves?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 4:44 pm

Can’t hurt.

freezeyface
18 September 2023 3:55 pm

hey they found the jet!

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 4:06 pm

The thing crashed like…yesterday. It doesnt have fuel for 24 hrs lol

JRobert
JRobert
18 September 2023 3:55 pm

The MVP discussion below sort of dovetails with a discussion I am listening to – the Cowboys and DAK.
It appears the OC last year asked DAK to throw the ball down the field too much and thus all the interceptions New strategy, play defense, run the ball and don’t ask DAK to throw the ball down the field much..Seems to be working for them.

Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 3:35 pm

Heading into the MNF games tonight #Vikings EDGE Danielle Hunter leads the NFL with 4 Sacks through 2 weeks

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:45 pm

I don’t mean this to be back handed – nice to see Hunter playing strong to the end.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:48 pm

34 sacks this year should get him paid nicely.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:33 pm

The MVP is on a winning team every year barring a truly historic season. JJ is more likely to be MVP after breaking the single season receiving record than Kirk is.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 3:38 pm

Does Cousins get an honorable mention for taking a beating while getting the ball out to JJ?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 3:44 pm

Nope. The narrative is written and can not be changed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:36 pm

First, it’s only two games. Long way to go. While I would like to see Cousins continue on this pace for the next 15 games, it’s not likely he will. Mostly because we have one of the worst (if not THE worst) interior O-lines in the league.

Second, that Miami offense is the real deal. Great line, great receivers, great scheme, and Tua can get it done.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 3:38 pm

Tua has a jelly brain though and will not finish the year.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 3:43 pm

Would much rather Kirk threw for 250 a game (JJ can have a 100) and we could run the ball for 150.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 3:45 pm

Me too.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:46 pm

that will change – have a little faith.
How was golf today?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 3:59 pm

It was good…par’d the first hole, went on a double bogey run through a few holes mixed in with some pars. No triples shot a 91. Not what I wanted but by far the best I’ve shot on that course. Had a nice 275 drive on to the green on a short par four. Greens were lighting fast putting was a major challenge with the angulation they have. Had a good time shot 9 strokes better on the front 9 than my brother in law. He was impressed.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:11 pm

Well done – different course makes a difference.
Folks down here don’t understand how difficult bent grass greens with a lot of angulation – ball can get away from you really fast.
Bet you play better next day or so when you go out.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 4:17 pm

Which course did you play?

bowbunch
bowbunch
18 September 2023 3:13 pm

Did you see this one the other day VP?

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 2:20 pm

Bills mafia are a different breed of fan.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 2:28 pm

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 2:04 pm

Summary:

Lifer clarifies his personal emotional issue

Mjolnir thinks Lifer is our spaz, Lifer appreciates him understanding

We’re all going to outer space if the Vikings start 0-3 according to NVF

Mick thinks benjammin has sarcasms at night in bed, his understanding of biology seems about as good as Kentanji Brown Jackson

Mick thinks the Ben gals should move on from burrow

FF’s parents would be very disappointed if they found his “tapes”

FF uses cheap and easy materials for home improvement projects, personally I think his parents would be more disappointed in his lack of those skills, wonder if they know about his car repair deficiencies.

Bow thinks KAM would trade kirk for less than a comp pick

VP mentions ABBA then blames benjammin because Dancing Queen gets stuck in his head

FF only listened to oldies music growing up

Eggslusher’s friend ditches him, so he smokes his meat instead

Wrenage ate his lunch at 9:18 today, not sure on the am or pm though

Long discussion/debate on greatest actors

Nobody asked, but Floridaskol’s nickname in HS was bullitt

Jrob starts long debate/discussion on most beautiful women

Hun hopes the Vikings win the loser bowl… lowered expections.gif

Jrob drove by NVFs house hundreds of times… stalk much?

MT admits he lacks common sense

DE thinks dry hands are the key to the Vikings winning Sunday even though they play indoors

KAM orders leftovers from Red Lobster according to eggslusher

BSF posts video of lady getting fur torn off her, MP thinks she just wants to get naked in public

Skolifer thinks benjammin should stop reading his own comments

FF doesn’t know how to reply to DE

Lifer found the missing F-35 on ebay

Either Kirk or Lifer is the best loser Bow has ever known

MT can’t wait for the Vikings to draft a player of Ponder’s abilities

Lifer doesn’t know the difference between Mickie and Rickie

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 2:05 pm

HA! I did smoke my meat. It tasted so good in my mouth. It was so moist!

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2023 2:08 pm

I did smoke my meat. It tasted so good in my mouth. It was so moist!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 2:11 pm

He must have gotten that Prince rib surgery. Or was that Marilyn Manson?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:15 pm

LOL.
I had to google that.
I never heard that story before.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:59 pm

It’s Brian Warner never got that surgery lol.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 3:07 pm

So glad I saved this from covid if we go 0-3 and are headed to space.

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Lifer
Admin
18 September 2023 1:35 pm

Kirk Cousins through 2 weeks:

6 touchdowns (1st)
708 passing yards (2nd)
114.2 passer rating (2nd)
34 first downs (3rd)
8.0 yards per attempt (4th)
72.7 completion percentage (4th)
30 drop-backs under pressure (8th)
2.61 avg time to throw (24th)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:38 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:01 pm

Lifer or Kirk?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 2:04 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 3:09 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:40 pm

You’re asking for trouble. Lines are drawn.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 1:43 pm

LOL, here it comes.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 1:46 pm

Endless. I have no problem with KC other than money. We have problems across the board.

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:59 pm

$$ shouldn’t be as much of an issue now that Cousins has 14 QBs being paid more than he is. He certainly handcuffed the team’s ability to sign quality FAs in the past, but now they’ve got the cash to significantly upgrade a couple of positions, they just won’t do it.

It’s amazing that he’s tallying those kind of numbers when we don’t have any semblance of a run game, but then we’re only 2 games into the season and the other teams haven’t game-planned to take away the passing game yet.

The lack of any effort to make the OL better in the past 2 years does suggest that they’re (not so) secretly planning to lose enough games and get in position to draft one of the studs next spring.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 2:03 pm

OL is wearing on me. WTH can qb behind that?

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 2:07 pm

As opponents begin to shut down the passing game, our pathetic run game will rise to somewhere just shy of mediocre.

So we’ve got THAT going for us.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 2:11 pm

69 yards rushing in 2 games as bad as it gets.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 2:53 pm

Worst in the league.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 2:07 pm

Seems passing game, right now, is our strength. All involved in that deserve credit. Better OL would only further strengthen that.
Defense needs help just about every where but may improve as season goes on.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 2:10 pm

Maybe we should do more shotgun snaps. Risky but no strip sacks. LOL

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 2:15 pm

I was thinking that on Friday. No knocking the ball out of his hands, no stepping on his feet.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 2:17 pm

But then you would have the bad snaps to use. Trade offs.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 2:20 pm

KC wouldn’t have as much swass on his hands though….

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 2:24 pm

If inside opponent 50 with 3rd and long i’d like to see more. Having said that, i won’t see it.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 2:18 pm

Gives qb more time, better vision. Overhead or sideways snaps problematic. Hell, i don’t know.

Northwoods
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 3:18 pm

Maybe he would better see the TE screen is a stupid call………

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:43 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:43 pm

So turnovers aren’t a stat because they don’t fit the narrative?

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:50 pm

i genuinely don’t know, how many does he have? a pick and 2 fumbles? maybe i missed more.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:51 pm

4 turnovers.
3 fumbles and an INT

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:53 pm

well at least he has less than Josh Allen!

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:56 pm

They are the same
4=4

Allen has 3 INT’s and one fumble lost.
Funny that nobody around here seems to be interested in blaming these on other players.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:58 pm

oh trust me, i would love to blame diggs for allen’s turnovers

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 2:00 pm

Funny? I thought Josh Allen’s fumble was caused because someone put a helmet on the ball – just happens.
One of his interceptions was a bomb and as good as a punt – put the team inside the 10. Ok by me.
Other two throws were just bad decisions.
So, I’d say maybe two on him.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:59 pm

including the Ingram strip sack.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 2:13 pm

Last time I checked, the stat people don’t hand out fumbles to the OL. It’s part of the game. Always has been.
Cousins shouldn’t get special treatment over other QBs.

But that’s just me.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 2:18 pm

No one said it needed to be taken off KCs total.
But intellegent people know where the blame really lies.
Except those with KDS that is.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 2:22 pm

I blame Putin. And the sniffer.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
18 September 2023 3:36 pm

KDS exists on both sides.
Neither side is any more or less intelligent than the other.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:45 pm

Also leads the league in turnovers

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:47 pm

I cannot wait until we pick up some Ponder-esque dog in the draft. Oh the gnashing of teeth.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 1:50 pm

It will be hilarious.
And the team will still hang around .500

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:54 pm

With our trenches, wouldn’t count on the stay at .500.

freezeyface
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 2:12 pm

no, what will happen, we’ll draft a very ho hum QB but we will just go wild on getting a great offensive line to help him, and then be around .500

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 2:46 pm

That’s an option.
It’s the same outcome.

.500 football.

Wrenage
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 3:19 pm

VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 1:24 pm

Good job Ben. You start talking about ABBA and now I have this song stuck in my head.

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 1:25 pm

Does this help?
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Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:26 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 1:29 pm

The stupid thing is I know what song that is and it came out before I was born.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:31 pm

Oh Rickie…

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:54 pm

I thought it was “Oh Mickie”?

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 1:26 pm

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 1:45 pm

Oh man, you guys are killing me. Ear worms….

Mjolnir
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 1:47 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 1:49 pm

I tend to run in the new world.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 1:59 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:00 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:01 pm

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FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:04 pm

Stop! I give…Uncle…whatever it takes…

LOL!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 2:05 pm

I thought maybe I could get so many that they would fight it out and therefore none could get stuck in your head.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:09 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 2:30 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:30 pm

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Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:33 pm

Rick Roll Rec!

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:31 pm

Northwoods
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 3:21 pm

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FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Northwoods
18 September 2023 4:18 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:33 pm

Haha I was just singing this one in falsetto for my eye rolling granddaughter yesterday.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 2:52 pm

I’m sorry everyone.

And you all are evil.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 3:11 pm

Yeah, jeez guys, stop picking on VP.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 7:41 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:18 pm

How do you lose a jet?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:19 pm

Only 80 million, no biggy.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:21 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:30 pm

I read that this morning and was like what??? It doesn’t have a black box to track it’s location?? Maybe it did crash destroyed the tracking mechanism but even then one would think a $80 mill jet would be tracked and recorded to know where precisely it was at before it went off radar.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:32 pm

China hacked it and remotely flew it to Wuhan.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:35 pm

Think it landed safely in Ukraine or Afghanistan.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:36 pm

False alarm, I found it on eBay.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:41 pm

Autopilot and fuel prob in ocean.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:46 pm

One would think it would be easy to track on radar over the flat ocean. I bet it was radar masked by hills in that area and went into a lake. Heck maybe they can salvage it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 1:35 pm

They know.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
18 September 2023 2:16 pm

China could easily find it with their balloons

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 1:39 pm

In a lake, I’m sure.

Crazy things can happen after ejection…when we lived in Germany they were trying out F-4’s to replace the CF-104’s and IIRC the radome froze up in icing fog and while trying to do a blind descent without ILS and just using the tower’s altitude callouts they pancaked on a farmer’s field, bounced in the air, ejected over a highway, and the jet continued on it’s merry way and sank in the Rhine river some 5 clicks down range…and then there is the famous Montana cornfield bomber. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornfield_Bomber

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 2:03 pm

Someone hacked that sucker, generated an in-flight emergency warning to get the pilot to eject, then they remote-controlled it to a land far, far away where it will be duplicated with far inferior parts.

norseman1
norseman1
18 September 2023 1:08 pm

Games tonight interest anyone?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:12 pm

They will be good background noise for me to finish off a Dean Koontz book.

norseman1
norseman1
18 September 2023 1:06 pm

Going to be a government shutdown? Actually the phrase sounds appealing.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:10 pm

One side will cave. Guess which one?

freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:53 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:54 pm

well this is awkward

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:55 pm

LOL

freezeyface
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 12:56 pm

i thought i was replying to DE but idk what happened…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:58 pm

Better go down to Dock and knock down a few.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
18 September 2023 1:00 pm

was there a few weeks ago, thought about you

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:02 pm

Outdoor dining by St. Croix is nice, those days are numbered.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:13 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:56 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
18 September 2023 12:58 pm

it’s a super long story.

that gif probably still applies

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:57 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 12:58 pm

now that’s a great movie.

maybe jack black should be considered in the best actor talk…

jk

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:07 pm

‘Lawrence is GOOD at piano….’

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:08 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 1:18 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 1:20 pm

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norseman1
norseman1
18 September 2023 12:53 pm

Tank for Caleb!

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 12:28 pm

I’m so bored I’m going to go do some work.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 12:30 pm

I’m so bored 

Then stop reading your own comments.

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 12:16 pm

Vikings dline sucks.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 12:24 pm

I don’t think Tonga is getting very many reps.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
18 September 2023 1:14 pm

Right, because he sucks

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 12:42 pm

Yeah, we got 1 dude worth a shit on the DL, and 2 dudes worth a shit on the OL. Pretty much hot garbage other than that.

Big Stupid Face
18 September 2023 12:16 pm

New fetish unlocked?
WTF is going on here?

manly-purple
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
18 September 2023 12:24 pm

Just another excuse for a woman to get naked in public while also somehow expressing moral superiority.

Northwoods
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
18 September 2023 2:24 pm

Hey, that’s the girl who got it mandated to have a litter box in the school bathroom because she identified as a cat!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:00 pm

With a couple games left tonight, the Vikings are currently 7th in the league in total offense (rushing yards plus passing yards per game). It’s interesting to note they have rushed for the fewest yards in the league thus far with 34.5 yards per game, yet are in the top ten in total offense. Hmmmmm…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:10 pm

They have to pass first. Pass to open up the run. Cousins, JJ, Hock, Addison, KJ… literally all of them are better at their jobs than any of our RBs…

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2023 12:15 pm

KOC stated on an interview that running the ball from a gain per play perspective has made them throw the ball a lot more than they want. They simply can’t get any positive gains running the ball. It’s really sad that this is the case. That said, when they decided to bring the entire starting O-line back in the off-season, one could see this coming.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:43 pm

I tried to be positive about our RG but not have Bradburry hurts the whole OL. I know he has issues in the pass game but he mentally really helps the unit.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:15 pm

OK, but something doesn’t add up. We are suppose to be a better run blocking line. In addition, I would think most defenses are going to be playing against our passing attack.
So, what’s screwed up?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 12:25 pm

Well first, we played two of the best D-lines in the league our first two games, so that’s a factor. Second, we ain’t that good at run blocking. KOC said we kept missing the blocks we needed to make, to make the running game go.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:53 pm

You mean blocking the refs and our own guys isn’t the right strategy?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:55 pm

OK – will buy missing blocks will screw you up. But running right up the middle against strong defensive fronts ? Tampa’s ILB are great and Eagle are stout up front. Maybe run off tackle or outside?
And since we have a FB and a new huge TE, maybe some power runs using them?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 1:19 pm

I don’t disagree, but KOC is the offensive genius designing and calling plays. I’ll add he’s had all off-season to do this.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 1:37 pm

KOC went to the McKay school (not Shanahan). Rams aren’t noted for their running game.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 1:51 pm

actually, was just watching a show and they are talking about how McKay has brought in some folks to help bolster their running game.

Surly Viking
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 12:34 pm

So, what’s screwed up?

everything the Vikings do

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRobert
18 September 2023 12:44 pm

Not having Bradburry in the run game. He is a decent run blocker and the mental side of the calls he is great with.

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 11:57 am

All the talk about actors and Jimmy Stewart reminded me of one of my favorite tonight show clips ever

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 12:08 pm

thanks. Two of the very very best ever!

No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 11:52 am

What does it say about a Head Coach, when his offensive focus all off-season was running the ball more effectively, and his team has the fewest total yards rushing in the league?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 11:58 am

Part of it has been circumstances but they have not run well at all.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:01 pm

Sometimes it’s about the Jimmies and Joes not just the Xs and Os. The interior OL sucks. Kwesi is 1/3 to blame for that… lol.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2023 12:05 pm

I agree, but how does a Head Coach in the NFL look at this line and NOT see how bad it is? Without a solid O-line, you aren’t running the ball. Running the ball better was his top priority. Ummmm… yeah.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
18 September 2023 12:11 pm

It’s like you’re the head chef and your top priority tonight is fresh seafood and the GM makes all ordering decisions and orders you Red Lobster’s left overs… no matter how hard you try that seafood is not going to be fresh or good lol.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
18 September 2023 12:16 pm

Nice analogy…

DE Viking
18 September 2023 11:52 am

Vikings are currently a home dog this week.
If butterfingers can dry his hands, they should win.

With both teams sitting at 0-2 going into week three, Bet MGM has the Minnesota Vikings as 1.5-point underdogs for Sunday’s game against the Los Angeles Chargers.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 12:42 pm

that’s not a nice name for KJ Osborn.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:45 pm

KJ has always had a good pair of hands. What has changed this year?

freezeyface
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 12:46 pm

kirk sucking apparently

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 12:47 pm

A rookie coming in and showing him up.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
18 September 2023 1:01 pm

He’s trying too hard because of Addison.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
18 September 2023 1:03 pm

Wrong way to work on a contract.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 12:47 pm

one thing i appreciate about this post, “butterfingers” could literally be applied to 4 or 5 players, so you left it vague so everyone wins

Mjolnir
18 September 2023 11:42 am

Action Shot!!!

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Mjolnir
18 September 2023 11:40 am

Outlaws Inbound!

Me Silly and Billy and their offspring are coming this week…

Guillame is a French-National working for Apple in Seattle, been doing weekly Zoom classes to get him prepped for his citizenship test.

Adrienne, his wife, is fluent in 5 languages and runs a tutoring business from their home in Gig Harbor.

But this will be the best part…

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MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 11:45 am

Oh yeah grandkids are the best

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:48 am

Lmao…. That’s my niece.

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 11:50 am

Oh well I guess I thought you were older and wouldn’t have such a young niece.

We just visited my favorite niece and her family in Lewistown for the Chokecherry festival. Just a great family and it warms my heart to see her so happy.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:52 am

i have been to lewiston once.
met one of my best friends there, he lives in kalispell, i was in bloomfield, seemed like that was a decent middle meeting ground.

smaller town than i thought. not a lot to do. so we killed 5 or 6 hours doing a lot of nothing haha

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
18 September 2023 12:15 pm

Oh man I really like Lewistown. Great fly fishing on Big Spring Creek…easy access to Little Snowies and the Judiths…nice little brewery (run by the Bozeman group GAH)…lots of little kitschy shops.

We drove into Bozeman for about fifteen minutes. People have been saying it for 30 years but Bozeman is destroyed.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 12:42 pm

bozeman sucks.

spent 2 nights there.

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:55 am

44…. But my wife is 14 years younger than me and her sister is just two years older than her, thus the young niece. All of my other nieces and nephews are late teens/early 20’s.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 12:14 pm

With they way my family is, with me being the tag along on my side and my wife having a sister that is a tag along, I have nephews and nieces that are in their 50s and a couple of nieces that are under 5.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
18 September 2023 12:20 pm

I’m 42 and I’ve got a 1 year old, her cousins from my brother, who is 4 years older than me, are 25 and 21.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 12:23 pm

I knew your youngest was pretty little yet….

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 1:03 pm

I’ve got great-nephews and great-nieces that are in their 20s.

I’m old.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 2:27 pm

Keeps you young. Had my first kid at 42, now I’ve got a 13 y/o and a 6 y/o.

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 11:37 am

Redskins might have found a QB, I liked him coming out of college

MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:20 am

So I lack common sense…note to the married guys on here, no matter how tempting a Chipotle burrito may be, DO NOT have one while traveling in a 20 foot class B RV. I’m still sucking up after choice words were exchanged.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:28 am

Thats a rookie mistake

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2023 11:51 am

Yup I thought I could handle it but then the rumbling started…

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
18 September 2023 11:29 am

Bold….

KFEY93
18 September 2023 11:14 am

Its also INTERNATIONAL NEGRONI WEEK! Go get your some Gin, Sweet Vermouth and Campari and celebrate. That’s what I will be doing after mowing the lawn.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2023 11:14 am

Racist…..

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
18 September 2023 11:15 am

But it tastes so good

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
18 September 2023 11:16 am

just like brown sugar

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
18 September 2023 11:18 am

demerara sugar – Gimmie dem island girls

benjammin
Admin
18 September 2023 11:08 am

Former Viking Robert Smith attempting the impossible

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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