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The Vikings appear to be using cap space to fill starting needs and depth on the defensive side of the ball. Outside of QB, what other offensive need do you think they fill via the draft?

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VikingPhilip
25 March 2024 8:23 am

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pirateflip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
25 March 2024 8:24 am

Nothing new to talk about anyway…

No longer New Vikings Fan
25 March 2024 6:08 am

Apparently, it’s still Friday… SKOL!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
25 March 2024 6:29 am

Good, I need to start the weekend all over again…

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 March 2024 5:41 pm

Texas DT Byron Murphy has official 30 visits set up with the Vikings and the Raiders.

VikingPhilip
24 March 2024 3:05 pm

I was sure it was Sunday.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
24 March 2024 3:34 pm

LOL. no weekend thread. Just looked, think maybe 20 comments yesterday and a few today.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
24 March 2024 3:54 pm

I checked a few times over the weekend. Nothing happening here. Haven’t seen anything from JR, hope he’s OK.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 March 2024 4:25 pm

New threads tend to generate more comments.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  norseman1
24 March 2024 5:14 pm

Yes they do.

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 March 2024 12:48 pm

Had an interesting start to my round today. Hit a solid drive, but drew it a bit too much into the trees that guard the dogleg. Had a little window to punch the ball out, so I took a 5 iron and hit a low running shot that rolled all the way onto the green. Unfortunately the group in front of us were still putting out. I drove up and apologized to them. “I hit the ball too good”… They were good sports about it though, and laughed. Made par from the trees on the first hole to start the day.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
25 March 2024 8:32 am

I am always a good sport the 1st time someone hits into my group, we all hit a lucky shot once in a while….The 2nd time though I am likely to return fire….I have done it before.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
25 March 2024 10:27 am

Absolutely. They did say they looked back and didn’t see anyone, so were wondering if I had driven the green from 365 yards away… shoulda lied and said “oh yeah, I’m a big hitter!”.

VikingPhilip
23 March 2024 6:07 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2024 6:34 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2024 5:03 pm

Justin Thomas shot an 8 over par 79 today. Don’t know if he was hurt, or lost his mind, or what.

norseman1
norseman1
23 March 2024 2:07 pm

New Job for Skol Kid. Post threads.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2024 4:17 pm

I second this.

Edgecrusher71
23 March 2024 1:59 pm

Be safe everyone!

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2024 2:04 pm

Wind:
E-S-W-N
5-50 MPh, gusting from 50 to 90

bowbunch
bowbunch
23 March 2024 12:48 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2024 1:59 pm

Wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 March 2024 10:26 pm

Easy there, your old enough to be her grandfather there Hefner Jr.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2024 2:10 pm

Preview?

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2024 3:42 pm

Did you see the reported “cart girl”?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2024 5:01 pm

Yes… hottie

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
23 March 2024 3:39 pm

VikingPhilip
23 March 2024 9:58 am

Isn’t it Saturday?

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2024 10:58 am

Admins….

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Surly Viking
23 March 2024 12:41 pm

MwC rec.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
23 March 2024 2:01 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2024 7:36 am

Saw this… thought it might interest some folks…

Most expensive offenses in 2024:

1. $188.8M – Browns
2. $178.1M – Rams
3. $158.3M – Cowboys
4. $152.8M – Chiefs
5. $151.1M – Broncos
6. $148.5M – Giants
7. $146.5M – Cardinals
8. $141.6M – Falcons
9. $138.5M – 49ers
10. $135.9M – Colts
11. $135.2M – Panthers
12. $133.0M – Saints
13. $132.4M – Texans
14. $132.2M – Jaguars
15. $124.3M – Bengals
16. $121.0M – Lions
17. $119.7M – Dolphins
18. $118.9M – Raiders
19. $117.8M – Vikings
20. $116.5M – Bills
21. $116.1M – Seahawks
22. $115.0M – Eagles
23. $112.6M – Ravens
24. $110.1M – Bears
25. $105.9M – Jets
26. $93.3M – Buccaneers
27. $89.2M – Patriots
28. $82.8M – Commanders
29. $78.1M – Titans
30. $68.4M – Chargers
31. $67.1M – Packers
32. $64.8M – Steelers

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2024 2:01 pm

And that probably includes the 30+ million we are paying for 2 QBs but only get one lol.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
23 March 2024 2:10 pm

New JJ deal could affect this as well

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2024 2:21 pm

Not sure how they are factoring this. Is it cap hit or actual costs?

VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 7:21 pm

Hey Brad, I’m not sure you are going to check in again tonight, but I have your employee situation figured out. MT has a lot of experience now with building his shouse and he doesn’t make enough money. You could hire him on the side.

norseman1
norseman1
22 March 2024 3:22 pm

Who else besides me likes French toast? What is the best bread? I’ll wait.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 3:28 pm

A thicker bread?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 3:34 pm

Agreed

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 3:27 pm

Sourdough works well.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
22 March 2024 3:30 pm

What i use tends to get thicker, soft in middle.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 9:21 pm

French duh! It’s in the name. Dummy! 🤣 😜

HUNViking
22 March 2024 3:12 pm

Do we get to 420 today?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 3:16 pm

3:15 CST.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 4:04 pm

Well, I might have been a tad too optimistic there…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 4:05 pm

Past 11, go to bed.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 4:44 pm

10:44 actually. I’m a night person, you know me Chief.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 5:18 pm

Hope you have weekend off. Enjoy.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
23 March 2024 4:26 am

I do. Have a great weekend as well.

Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:48 pm

Had a cousin ask ’98 Vikes vs ’09… who wins? Of course my response was, “Not Vikings fans.” lol, but it’s a good question. All sorts of questions though. Would it be in todays game? Could you imagine if Daunte was running some read option shit with Moss and Carter to throw to and Robert Smith to hand it off to?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:50 pm

I’d go ’98 with no question.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:54 pm

Yep, that was our year to win it all. Damn it!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 2:59 pm

Did you forget 2024? C’mon now!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 4:48 pm

2024 team has nothing on the 2025 team though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 3:00 pm

Both had 4 first team all pros… Oddly closer than I thought. I think AP could keep the ball out of the offenses hands though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:58 pm

Oops I forgot that wasn’t even Daunte’s time was it? My bad.

Gone fishin'
Admin
22 March 2024 2:32 pm

Working on a project today repairing holes where the HVAC people had to cut in order to put a new system in this house. The boiler froze, so they put in forced air heat.

I subbed it out, but the subcontractor decided not to show up. Luckily, I bid it high enough so that it would be worthwhile if I had to do it. Actually enjoy doing this work once in a while.

norseman1
norseman1
22 March 2024 2:31 pm

Davenport wants to stepup game with kitties. Is there another direction?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 2:49 pm

Up is the only direction you can go off the couch…

norseman1
norseman1
22 March 2024 2:24 pm

Read Wreck is a big fan of JJ, shouldn’t we be looking somewhere else?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
22 March 2024 2:50 pm

He’s due lol. What this really makes me worry about more is that the Vikings won’t get him now and now that Wreck it Wryck is finally right he ends up not a Viking!

bowbunch
bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:55 pm

Gone fishin'
Admin
22 March 2024 1:42 pm

Kiddo is excelling at writing in school. He’s also a huge Vikings fan.

Figured I might as well nurture both interests and make him a writer on here, give him a place to have fun & write about something he loves.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:49 pm

Perfect. He will also learn website control stuff and make him better at computers. Even thought they will be controlled by chips in our brains by the time he is our age.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:02 pm

Good dadding there! Awesome!

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:20 pm

Nice, looking forward to his input!

VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:17 pm

You all know how much I hate cancer, but I’m not sure they needed to interrupt the basketball game with the breaking news that Princess Kate has cancer.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:31 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:32 pm

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Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:40 pm

At first, I thought you meant the princess from super Mario brothers.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:43 pm

Maybe she is both.

Her official title is Catherine, Princess of Wales.

Of course since she married into royalty, she has been given a bunch of other titles also such as Duchess of Cambridge and Duchess of Cornwall.

I did not marry royalty, so my official title is

VP, lowly Peon.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:44 pm

Where is Wales?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:48 pm

It somewhere by the Fishes.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:45 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 2:23 pm

Princess of Wales

Not to be confused with the Princess of Whales

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 2:28 pm

+1

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 2:50 pm

That’s a Whale of a Princess…

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 3:13 pm

True enough 😂

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:37 pm

I prefer this Kate.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 1:40 pm

Better
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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:41 pm

Winner!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:42 pm

Sad news, but Kate Beckinsale also has cancer.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:44 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:53 pm

Her family also owns the Giants and the Steelers. That would be quite the catch.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:29 pm

I can’t even imagine how much of a psychopath she is. Seriously, those looks and money. Yikes.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:31 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 2:32 pm

Only one way to know which side of the Vicky Mendoza diagonal she’s on. I’ll volunteer to find out.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:33 pm

Yeah, it would be a fun experiment

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 2:33 pm

You might wake up without a wiener

Gone fishin'
Admin
22 March 2024 12:37 pm

Caddyshack 2 was a pretty good movie.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:37 pm

HAWT TAEK!!!!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:43 pm

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JacksonVike
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:50 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 March 2024 12:53 pm

Gone fishin’

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:58 pm

Leave us for months and you come back with “Caddyshack 2 was a pretty good movie”? At least come back with a good take. Oh and you are required to state your QB preference in the draft.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:45 pm

Penix, mainly for the pun potential

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:50 pm

Well you don’t fit in then. MT hates them all but the rest of us have decided JJ is the only option. Not really but he is the #1 option.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:55 pm

It’s simple

You draft a smart and talented quarterback, and match him with Kevin O’Connell‘s brilliance, then prosper.

also, re-sign JJ

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:02 pm

Extending JJ is a must but there are still a couple here that think we should trade him. My kids would be devastated. When I tried explaining to them the start of free agency and that the Vikings will have a new QB this year, all they asked was, “is JJ still on the team?”

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:25 pm

I don’t understand the logic behind trading him. The odds of finding a player of his caliber, or anywhere near it are very slim.

The first round draft pick has a 50% chance of becoming a starter.

I don’t understand why the team would want to trade an elite talent in exchange for a couple of 50-50 shots.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:59 pm

Tell is about all the fish you caught while you were gone fishin…..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 1:01 pm

There’s not actually water in North Dakota so all he catches are fish sticks.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 1:12 pm

I’ve been gone workin’. Gone growing a business.

i’m actually having a blast, but I am hoping to be able to spend more time on recreational activities, like chatting about the Vikings.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:13 pm

Growing a business is fun. It sounds like you need to get hiring some help.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:17 pm

Yes, we probably should have hired someone already.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:18 pm

I am managing about 60 properties at the moment. 30 of them are vacant, and anytime there is 3 inches of snow or more, they need to be shoveled. I’ve been lucky that this year has been such a mild winter.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:18 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
22 March 2024 12:05 pm

Racecar drivers are athletes too.

bowbunch
bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:57 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 12:36 pm

Border czar, i mean abortion czar.

bowbunch
bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:54 am

Been on hold now for an hour trying to give somebody money. I hate companies with bad customer service and I hate even more companies with bad customer service that I am forced to work with.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:59 am

Good news, bow, carbon taxes work to reduce emissions, according to an “independent climate group partially funded by the federal government.” Also, Justin looks a little more lively in the House of Parliament than Joe on the White House lawn.

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1.7151929

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 12:04 pm

Nice. I totally believe it. I am going to start an algae farm though and sell the carbon credits I get from it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 12:05 pm

Independent and funded by the government… Might be the biggest oxymoron ever lol.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 12:38 pm

No kidding

bowbunch
bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:35 am

Any of you IT people interested in moving to Billings?

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:43 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 11:44 am

I said IT, not gouger.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 12:39 pm

That’s a pretty dangerous place

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 12:42 pm

Been pretty good lately. There was a stretch they thought about officially changing the name to Killings. Also, good to see you again. Thought for sure you’d be around at the start of free agency. You missed all the fun “He Who Shall Not Be Named” conversations.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:13 pm

Oh. @I’m really bummed that I missed those conversations. I’m sure they were very enlightening, and everybody reconsidered their stance on the subject.@

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:20 pm

And no one name called at all, ever. Seriously.

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:22 pm

Indeed. We had civilized and well-mannered discussions about the topic.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:24 pm

…and we peacefully discussed all kinds of political topics…

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 1:29 pm

… and everybody was very accepting about the other side’s opinions…

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:32 pm

…and we all had a kumbaya moment…

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 1:41 pm

… until someone mentioned the name that shall only be named on Tuesdays…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:42 pm

Not even Tuesdays anymore. He is dead other than to blame for everything that ilks the Vikings.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 2:29 pm

LOL, I really must’ve missed something

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:31 pm

Should probably stop in once in awhile. Also, are bans permanent?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:43 pm

Asking for a 5 friend?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:45 pm

More a bear of one but I don’t in general like perma bans and like giving people a second chance in life. Plus, I went to a pretty inspirational speaker last night and am feeling all giving and friendly.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:48 pm

It was nice having hunting pals around though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 2:51 pm

That’s fair, I miss that old fart tbh.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 3:15 pm

You did, mate. Good to see that you find some time be on here again.

Mjolnir
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:34 pm

And then we had drinks…

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 1:42 pm

… and then we had a few more…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:45 pm

Then we had a few more “hugs”.

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:47 pm

I don’t remember what happed, after that…

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 2:26 pm

… samesies…

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 2:28 pm

… and then everybody went offline, and Norseman 1 wondered why it was so quiet on the blog…

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 2:30 pm

LOL! Well played!

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 3:59 pm

Thanks! 😊

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 2:05 pm

We should do a yearly meet up. Pick a Vikings related event a year, if you can make it cool. If not no worries.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:30 pm

Montana camping trip?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 2:38 pm

That’s a cool idea. I’ve met/befriended several people from the daily Norseman & here.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 2:52 pm

The first forum I was ever apart of was MMAMania and they would do a Mania Meet up every year. They’d pick an event, rent a huge ass Air BnB and have a crazy ass fun weekend together. I never got to make it but it looked to be epic times.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
23 March 2024 10:24 am

What’s the guy in the back fighting?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 1:01 pm

How long have you lived in Billings?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 1:02 pm

I moved here in 2005 for college then left for a couple years in 2011 for a job and have been back here for a little over 10 years.

JRobert
JRobert
22 March 2024 11:14 am

Wonderful media selection today – fond memory.
Song we selected for father/bride dance at my youngest daughter’s wedding.
And, nobody like Sinatra.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
22 March 2024 11:51 am

Great song for that dance.

My wife and I chose ‘Love you ‘till the end’ by The Pogues.

Started with her and I slow dancing and it gets to the instrumental and then we went into the crowd and pulled people and paired them off – had the dance floor full by the end of the song. Smile on my wife’s face as she was surrounded by all the people she loved was awesome.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 12:25 pm

Pretty neat stuff. I’m betting you are probably a better ‘fast’ dancer than I am. Takes me several drinks to get into it.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
22 March 2024 12:36 pm

I also need chemical motivation….. I stayed on the dance floor for a few Prince songs and spent most of the fast songs talking to guests or chatting up the staff.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 1:14 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:16 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 1:41 pm

Is that Hunter?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
22 March 2024 1:19 pm

Ha! I think you’d have to be 1/2 crazy or have a death wish to touch cocaine nowadays with all the fentanyl everywhere. No thank you. I’ll stick to grass and a few beers in the summer time

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 1:39 pm

It’s getting scary.

A person who came to a few of my SMART Recovery meetings ended up relapsing. He died of an overdose a month ago. Sad. Late 20s, entire life ahead of him.

KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:10 am

If you are into Metal Core at all, check these kids out from Germany. They are super young and releasing their debut Album and every track has been fire so far. Super impressive. Also, sexy sax solo in the bridge after a metal break down…cant say iv heard that done in a metal song before.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:57 am

Sick! I’m gonna check this out for sure! The only time I can think of horns in a metal song is by this band Revocation. Love these guys. Their main guy/main guitarist and front man went to one of the best music colleges in the world Berklee School of music. He studied jazz and ploy rhythms but is a metal head. Kind of thrashy, techy, but awesome. Check out how they bring in the horn section at about 3 minutes. So cool!

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 11:09 am

Horns in metal songs? Check out Sear Bliss (from Hungary, btw), they’ve been doing it for ages.

KFEY93
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 11:18 am

Will also give a listen

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 11:50 am

Do it, you won’t be disappointed!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 11:40 am

Oh sure, symphonic black metal and folk metal too. Sorry my post was short sighted. I was saying more of like, here’s a horn section out of the blue that isn’t really apart of their style.

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 11:17 am

Well deff give it a listen!

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 11:07 am

Roads okay around Bismarck today, kfey? We are heading that way at noon.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 11:18 am

For today yes, Sat afternoon through Monday morning is going to be sketchy though. Hope you plan on heading back before then.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 11:29 am

Fly out at noon. The current weather map shows snow arriving shortly after we leave – like 1 or 2 pm.

We are coming today because the doggos have to get checked into their spa hotel before six.

“They” are saying Glendive could get 18″ of snow Sunday, which means we’ll get six.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 1:16 pm

Sunny and beautiful here, ua balmy 22° according to my pickup

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 11:39 am

I listened over my lunch break, really dug it man! I’ll listen to more! Only thing… I wouldn’t consider this Metal core. Maybe I’m too old school to me Metal core is more Killswitch engage. Has the Djent 8 string guitar riffing so Melodic Progressive metal? Haha, so many sub-genres!

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
23 March 2024 10:22 am

I could agree. They experiment with a lot in their songs. Some are more in line with traditional metal core, this one is more progressive for sure. I just love the tone and message on Canvas. Lotus and Overdose are my faves off the album.

Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:04 am

Good Morning Skolbros!

QotD: With Jones being on a 1 year deal, I’d like to see Minny draft another RB.

A few RB’s I like:

Braelon Allen, Wisconsin
Will Shipley, Clemson
Jaylen Wright, Tennessee

(All 3 could be gone in the 100+ picks that pass between the 1st round and 4th round)

Also wouldn’t mind another WR as I think WR3 is up for grabs and the current roster (outside of JJ & JA) is uninspiring. I like Powell, but I think he’s better suited at PR/WR4.

A few WR’s I like:

Devontez Walker, UNC
Luke McCaffrey, Rice
Jacob Cowing, Arizona

Walker will likely be gone early (kid will be a stud at the next level imo) but McCaffrey and Cowing should last into the 4th round.

Skol!

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Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:13 am

Lol…. He’ll likely be gone by the 2nd round.

TPB Rec!

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:29 am

I like him too. Shifty. Quicker than his 4.55 40 time would suggest. A bit undersized, but so was Warrick Dunn and he was a fantastic between-the-tackles runner.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 12:06 pm

LOVE CONKEY… Ricky not so much lol.

KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:01 am

I had a perfect bracket going until Kentucky fucked it up!

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:06 am

Ha! Got me too. Although I had them stopped in the elite 8 so it’s not terrible. So many people had them going to the Final Four.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:09 am

Elite 8 is where I had them out as well, so yes, could be worse. I got a half day today, gonna hit the gym at 11:30, eat, then go into town and bar hop with some friends and watch the madness!

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:18 am

Pretty much the same for me. A few errands and bills to pay, take the dogs to see grandma and then settle in and watch games.

Got a houseful coming over tonight to play cards and watch games. Wife made a shitload of sangria and I spent last night turning a 1/2 ounce of WW into 30 mini-joints.

I took Houston to win it all.

Who you got?

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:20 am

Sounds like a party! I have SC winning it all over Creighton. Ill probably be disappointed come Sunday but, so will A LOT of others ha.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:27 am

SC? South Carolina?

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:41 am

Oh sorry, UNC! my bad, Tar heals baby!

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:51 am

Gotcha. I’m actually a Creighton fan. Started following as a kid. Living in rural Nebraska as a kid we didn’t have anything but an antenna for TV. Would get KCAU out of Sioux City and they’d air the ‘Tony Barone Show’ on Sunday nights late and I became a fan (Barone went on to coach in the NBA) I follow NU basketball too but when they play each other I’m all Bluejay. It’s not popular down here to root for Creighton Basketball & Nebraska Football, which is stupid.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:54 am

Meh, college rivalry’s are dumb, I dont get why people stay committed to their schools after they graduate, like, you spent most of your time there getting shit faced anyway why get pissy over one of their sports teams. But interesting! Well heres to them making it to the SHIP!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 11:02 am

Good question. I am not really connected to any of the schools that I attended, however, I still follow and root for Minnesota sports teams even though I haven’t lived in MN since 1986. It’s probably a disease.

JacksonVike
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 12:37 pm

It’s definitely probably a disease. FIFY

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 12:40 pm

I get it. Born in Minny but haven’t lived there for many, many years. I root for the Gophers (when not playing NU) and was a big T-Wolves fan during Garnett’s heyday. And the Twins, I love the Twins.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:36 am

Well, South Carolina lost to Oregon.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 10:42 am

I meant UNC, im hung over leave me alone!

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 10:42 am

Yup. And I picked Oregon. Got that upset right.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:44 am

my upset for today is JMU over Wisconsin.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 11:42 am

That’s a good pick. I got the Duquesne and Oregon upsets right. Feel good so far.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 1:02 pm

I got Duquesne as well.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 10:55 am

As did I

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 10:39 am

Haven’t gotten a single one wrong yet.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 10:42 am

But you probably haven’t gotten a single one right either…..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 10:45 am

Didn’t say anything about that. I couldn’t tell you any of the teams even playing.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 10:42 am

Thats because you didnt even make a bracket….

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:39 am

men in leotards?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:08 am

I think this is how girls feel about scantily clad women posters and posts and such.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:39 am

It is.
Actually, my cousin won the State championship in 1975.
So I get the wrestling thing.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 10:01 am

Nope, nothing wrong with that. Complete normal and healthy. Has no past trauma or family issues growing up.

JacksonVike
Reply to  KFEY93
22 March 2024 12:38 pm

He was born that way

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:46 am

How’s Iowa doing? There’s a couple Billings kids wrestling there.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 2:06 pm

This looks uncomfortable.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:05 am

It would be interesting to actually be able to read that.
I don’t want to give up my info to open the magic door.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 9:14 am

They already have your info.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 9:19 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 1:03 pm

I bet Slush watches and listens to his stuff every day!

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:22 am

I have to create a “free account” login with an email.
Which means I will have to agree to spam.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 9:24 am

Yup, I said what I said but also refused lol.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:36 am

Thanks Ben !

After reading this, I think we need another solid linebacker and an inside DL in the draft.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 10:09 am

Thanks!

I think the cure is to get all the best players in FA, then trade our worst players for other team’s best players, and draft all the best players.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:25 am

Copy and paste it for us! lol

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
22 March 2024 8:54 am

Ok,
7am here.
Heading out, should be in Boise in about 12hrs.

#nojinx

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 March 2024 9:12 am

Safe travels.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 March 2024 11:08 am

Nice…I don’t think ID supposed to get snow until Saturday night.

pirateflip
22 March 2024 8:52 am

Wonder if that Eli and his grumpy old man will show up today.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  pirateflip
22 March 2024 9:13 am

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:32 am

Who’s the great white hope?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:36 am

Another round 1 safety?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:42 am

Ok.
Drafttek has him listed as a S.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 8:52 am

I have seen him listed as both. Pick your site. Flores can choose.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:51 am

Why are they saying he would move to safety? He’s fast enough to be a CB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 8:52 am

Because he’s not tan enough to play corner.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:03 am

Do you really think the being white is part of it? I honestly can’t tell if you are just being a smart ass or not lol.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 9:15 am

Could be or not. I remember back in the day when there were no white running backs at all. I think the NFL can be racist at times, maybe not intentionally, but it seems to have happened.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:38 am

Big time

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 12:48 pm

Yup. And even then he was more known for his then-wife Angie Harmon

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 12:51 pm

Hawt!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
22 March 2024 1:16 pm

I like Angie. Definitely one of my crushes back in the day.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:41 am

Yeah.
Harry takes a lot of BS…..

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 12:45 pm

Yes, like Adam Thielen was sneaky athletic.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 March 2024 12:47 pm

Lunch pail guy

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:50 am

I was thinkin that’s who you were saying. I worked with a DeJean that had to be cousins with him. He would say he would be gone because he and his family were going to Iowa to watch his cousin play football. That kid moved, that was 3 years ago, but I have put 1 and 1 together lol.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:54 am

I would rather do a short trade back into the 30s, get another decent pick and Take Sweat Massive DL from Texas.
Although I wouldn’t complain about DeJean.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
22 March 2024 8:56 am

Agreed. Get a big D Lineman.

DE Viking
22 March 2024 8:20 am

QOTD…

A few options……

If the Vikings sit and draft a QB at 11 or 23, I want Edge with the other pick.
Verse, Latu or Robinson should be available.

If the Vikings trade up to take a QB there are no picks until round 4.
My hope is that KAM trades up into the 2nd or 3rd rounds.

I would go with interior OL.
Round 2: Center – Barton out of Duke or Guard Beebe out of Kansas State.

Round 3: Center – Van Pran out of Georgia or either Guards….Puni from Kansas or Zinter from Michigan.

If we aren’t picking until the 4th round……
Center Limmer from Arkansas or McMahon from NC St.
Edge Isaac from Penn St.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 8:24 am

Where is the Haynes kid projected to go these days?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:31 am

Yep.
Late round 2 prospect.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 8:34 am

He’s possible as well.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 8:44 am

I want Edge with the other pick.

You want to draft Edgecrusher with a first round pick? 🙂

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 8:51 am

DE Viking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
22 March 2024 9:03 am

An Edgecrusher for sure.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 9:15 am

Wrenage
22 March 2024 8:14 am

I am off to take my mom to get hearing aids today, which will actually make my life easier. When I watch the Vikings with her, she cranks all of the C-level announcers to 11. Plus, I won’t have to repeat everything I say to her.’

The only drawback is she will maybe finally hear the music I play when I drive her places. Bang your head, mom!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
22 March 2024 8:33 am

After she puts them in, start mime talking, just moving your lips and say nothing. Act like you are trying to talk louder and louder… See how she reacts.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
22 March 2024 8:37 am

FYI….hearing aids make everything louder.
She still may not hear you when there is a lot of other noise.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
22 March 2024 9:16 am

You also won’t be able to sass back anymore.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:20 am

Makes me wonder why more GMs don’t go this route, especially for QBs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 7:55 am

It’s all smokescreens. I think they are in Michigan and had a private workout scheduled for last night or tonight. They have to take the same approach with Maye and Daniels now or it’s just an obvious ploy. Unless that’s what Kwesi wants us to think and it’s a double screen? Maybe somebody can watch his interviews and decipher and interpret them like they used to do with the Rick Speak articles on the DN.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:26 am

Wasn’t it Teddy’s Pro Day where he decided to throw without gloves where he looked really bad?

JacksonVike
22 March 2024 6:57 am

I think we draft IOL and RB to solidify the offense.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 March 2024 7:48 am

I agree and would like to see them get a WR too. Brenden Rice would make a nice #3.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:21 am

late round IOL as in late in the first round? Or late in the 2nd round?

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
22 March 2024 8:25 am

Vikings have no 2nd round or 3rd round picks, currently.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
22 March 2024 8:34 am

I’m aware, thought it was obvious I was just being a smart arse.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:34 am

I know what you meant, I was being a hopeful wise ass.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
22 March 2024 7:53 am

Agree to both of those, might add a project TE to handle some rebs while Hock recovers.

I sometimes take Span-Ford (if he is still there) or a high RAS, small school guy like Heins from S.D. State the 7th.

HUNViking
22 March 2024 6:42 am

It’s Friday, finally! On the train back home from Vienna, should get there in about an hour. Will be celebrating my niece’s birthday tomorrow, looking forward to that.

Hope Queasy and KOC can get us that elusive QBOTF but not really optimistic that they’ll get a good one, because Vikings.

SKOL, FTP and FT*!

Also, FIRST!

JacksonVike
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 6:57 am

1st Auto rec

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 7:52 am

NEVER besmirch the name of the great Theodore Bridgewater!
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HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 11:47 am

I do have some hope that KOC especially is able to identity a valid prospect, that nagging feeling that they’ll somehow fuck it up (because Vikings, we are not allowed to have nice things) just won’t go away. We’ll find out.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 7:49 am

Skol!
I saw a rumor about France sending a couple thousand troops into Russia. Haven’t seen anymore of that and all it said was it was news in Europe but not the US so that when Russia retaliates our government can make Russia the bad guy. Any credence to that?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:23 am

I only know the most basic of French words like, “I surrender”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:31 am

If it wasn’t for the French we’d care what’s happening to Kate Middleton right now and be discussing it with our morning tea.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 8:40 am

And Louisiana….
But they kept Canada.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
22 March 2024 9:41 am

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys…..

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 8:00 am

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
22 March 2024 11:44 am

Macron had one of his crazier moments when he mentioned that in a speech, MSM of course ran with it.

Wouldn’t put it past the lunatics that lead the EUSSR to get directly involved in that war, though. Lot of french and German politicians are clamoring for more and more direct involvement.

Crazy
Fuckers

Skol!

MT Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 12:03 pm

I for one think it would be great for those lazy buggers to do some of the heavy lifting. Better than building a Maginot Line.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
22 March 2024 12:32 pm

I’d agree 100% if that wouldn’t mean that the whole continent could (or rather would) go up in flames if the cheese eating head surrender monkey gets his wish.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 12:13 pm

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HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
22 March 2024 12:30 pm

Yup, this unfortunately if they get their wish. The war mongering, esepcially from the “green” party in Germany is sickening. They’ve been campaigning with anti-war slogans, of course, and did a 180 when they found themselves in power.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
22 March 2024 7:58 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

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