Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 30 Oct 2023

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It was a solid outing for the Minnesota Vikings yesterday, as they went into Lambeau and handily beat the Packers 24-10. It was a solid team win, as the defense continued to play extremely well, and the offense seemed to continue to find their legs.

Normally, a win against the Packers in Green Bay would be cause for happiness, but yesterday also saw Kirk Cousin’s season end when he went down with a torn achilles. That hurts. The Kirk Cousins era in Minnesota has likely come to an end, and just when he and the offense were starting to bulid some momentum. This all occurred with the trade deadline only a day away, so the Vikings could conceivably still try to make a trade to replace Cousins if they don’t feel that Jaren Hall can guide the ship. The next day COULD be interesting.

In the end, the Vikings got their 4th win in a row to bring them to .500 on the season, and they just seem to be rolling right now. I’ll always be happy with a win in Lambeau, but dang, that’s some crap luck with Cousins’ injury.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

This is easy. What should the Vikings do at QB? Roll with Hall? If not, who would you target?

Personally, I’d either sign Wentz or try to trade for Teddy.

Minnesota Vikings News:

ESPN reported that Kirk Cousins tore his right achilles tendon.

CBS Sports has 12 possible options for the Vikings at QB moving forward.

Vikings.com has stats and highlights from yesterday’s game.

Over at NFL.com, Christian McCaffrey entered the record books when he scored a touchdown in his 17th straight game.

Here are all of your NFL week 8 scores and highlights, courtesy of ESPN.

Post-Win Media Selection

The traditional playing of the Vikings fight song the day after a win continues. STRIKE UP THE BAND!!!!!!!

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bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 7:21 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 7:23 pm

Was thinking about that today, as a Kobe/Laker fan.

That was before BLM/Woke destroyed the NBA though.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 7:15 pm

So, Rodgers vs Cousins race next year for come back player of the year?

Mjolnir
30 October 2023 7:05 pm

Rams signing John Wolford from TB practice squad – one potential Cousins replacement gone. Has ties to KOC. Also, Leonard Williams traded to Seattle for a 2nd and 5th – I want to hold onto draft capital, but that’s a decent price for a pretty good DT.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 7:20 pm

What is his Cap #?
I understand we only have 8M and change currently.

I know that there is always money in the banana stand.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:57 pm

How many of you would be divorced after this? Murdered?

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:59 pm

The whole pyrotechnics going off would have gave the whole thing away lmao.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 4:06 pm

staged imo

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 4:43 pm

Murdered is the right answer.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 4:51 pm

@oh my spouse would laugh gaily and give me props and a high five for pulling off such an elaborate prank@

Spoiler
I once took my dog (the older Lab Tuck) for a walk in a blizzard and I lost him when he went one way around a thicket and I went the other way. While we eventually recovered a shivering and hypothermic dog during our search my wife said if he didn’t come home I may as well not bother coming home and I’m not sure she was kidding

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:52 pm
bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:53 pm

Oh, and how do you let them complete a pass when no receivers run a route?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:57 pm

Not exactly sterling CB play there! WTH

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 3:50 pm

Some recent X noise of Saints Vikes talking about Winston. I no like.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 4:00 pm

What fake account reported that?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 4:01 pm

We both 4-4 in playoff race, and we play them in two weeks. Would be strange. Good arm, throws a lot of int’s.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 4:08 pm

Please No!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 4:10 pm

Reminds me of a certain other QB that played for the Bucs and ended up playing for the Vikings.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 11:09 pm

YUCK!

NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:44 pm

Carson Wentz Linked As Potential QB Option For Vikings (msn.com)

“Bleacher Reports’ NFL staff” believe this is the right move….

I am sold.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:47 pm

Does he have cell service in his deer stand though?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:51 pm

This is a good question…there is a story about his senior year at NDSU. They had played Friday for some reason. His coach calls him on his cell phone on Saturday to talk football, no answer, he calls him again, Wentz picks up but is irritated “Man coach, can’t this wait? I am hot on the trail of a coyote”.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:48 pm

Don’t cost picks i’m fine. QB by committiee.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:20 pm

Definitely not a leader in the locker room

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:25 pm

Can you imagine Wentz and Cousins in the same QB room for the rest of the year?

The meetings would have to be longer to allow for the devotionals….

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:27 pm

wentz will hunt for the meat and kirk can grill it!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 3:29 pm

Venison Stuffed Crust at the Pizza Ranch?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:30 pm

Hey now, Wentz is a cold blooded killer. He shoots anything that has a season.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:33 pm

Yeah and isn’t Kirk the spokesperson for Pizza Ranch? They can team up. Wentz shoots a deer and they put it on the pizza.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:35 pm

O.K. that will work.

DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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6 November 2023 4:09 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 November 2023 4:08 am

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DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:06 pm

Stu gets his ass handed to him in fantasy and doesn’t show up on Monday?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:07 pm

Sulking about the Cousins news.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:09 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:12 pm

Probably more like this today.
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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:10 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:10 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:07 pm

i’m not shocked.

stu is half the man he used to be. barely even recognize him when he posts.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 November 2023 4:10 am

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Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 4:15 pm

He’s here…. He’s just in Ben’s pocket as Ben currently owns him. On loan from Freezey.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 4:27 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 November 2023 4:10 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 November 2023 4:10 am

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benjammin
Admin
30 October 2023 2:53 pm

Summary:
Kirk is out for the rest of the year

Freezey bemoans the Vikings kicker sucking

Frezey thinks Mjolnir’s wife finds it sexy when he diagnoses injuries

NoDak reports Tannehill has an arm, Mjolnir confirms he actually has two

DE believes Kirk could easily train Hall

According to NoDak bad vibes are why Kirk’s achilles ruptured

When Kirk got injured Freezey yelled DE VIKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Bow believes Derek Carr engages in beating himself

BSF says if you take out the short rubs he’s probably ok

Wrenage reports Pat Mahomes cries while watching Terms of endearment

According to mjolnir auto zone would never financially recover if freezey died

BSF’s grandma had a sex toy accident with helicopter propeller

VP says he’s unhinged

MT predicts good times ahead with JJ

According to BSF Jaren Hall says to have intercourse with that Ben guy

SkolfromMT wants the Vikings to sign Kaepernick

Greg Joseph sucks discussion

Freezey wishes VP would share the gospel more

According to eggslusher Kirk is faking injury to go to Creed concerts

Kirk will put in all the rehab work to get back from injury except on tuesdays according to DC

Freezey is a fan of Leo Dicaprio getting his bootyhole fingered by his 25 y/o gf

MT was unaware men have an anus

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 2:55 pm

What’s an anus?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
30 October 2023 3:03 pm

something you eat, or so I’ve heard

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 3:23 pm

I will try ordering it at the restaurant tonight.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 3:00 pm

who is frezey? sounds handsome

NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:53 pm

Saw a reporter on Twitter saying the Vikes not interested in pursing any trades…sounds like a free agent pickup or no pickup.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:54 pm

good. i would prefer this.
don’t trade.
roll with hall. draft jj mccarthy.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:56 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:03 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:26 pm

Pursing? Is this on of those cross gender things?

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 3:27 pm

It’s “one” not “on” you illiterate salt miner!

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:28 pm

Don’t you just hate it when the post you made to make fun of a mistake has a mistake int it? Ultimate fail.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:38 pm

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NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 3:40 pm

VP is a Dum Dum

MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:48 pm

What’s the O/U on the Vikings drafting a QB in the first round 2024?

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:52 pm

I will get back to you in December on that. Depends on Hall

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:53 pm

Probably around 95%

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:55 pm

I’d say 50/50, given KAMs love of trading back.
#analytics

DE Viking
30 October 2023 2:37 pm

Halloween spooky…..

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 2:44 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
30 October 2023 2:45 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
30 October 2023 2:53 pm

Is that Bill Nye science lie?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 2:55 pm

Not sure, but it does look like him.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:04 pm

It is. Guy is a hack. Which made me sad because kid me love his show in the late 90s and early 2000s.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 2:58 pm

There’s a BIIIIIIIIIIG difference to note. Culpepper didn’t come back and lead the Vikings to a Superbowl Victory!!!!!!!!!!!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 3:01 pm

Culpepper didn’t come back and lead wasn’t replaced by a rookie who led the Vikings to a Superbowl Victory!!!!!!!!!!!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:02 pm

Fuck yes!

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:10 pm

Cousins would fill his trophy case if that happened.
Win win

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 3:14 pm

Honestly he would probably deserve it. You know he is going to do EVERYTHING in his power to help every week he is not out for surgery.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 3:21 pm

Yes, he has already said so…he will be in the QB room helping Hall or whomever prepare.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 4:17 pm

Hell he will forgo anesthesia and rely on meditation, deep tissue massage and reciting the lord’s prayer while they cut into his calf, just so he isn’t groggy in the film room.

norseman1
norseman1
30 October 2023 2:00 pm

Had we ran ball on Kirks sacks he’s prob healthy and Broseph had better field position. Hindsight, i know.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 2:02 pm

or….

he would have tripped on joseph’s practice placeholder thing along the sidelines and tore it then

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:09 pm

Freezey saying it may have been predestined to happen.
Freezey is a bit of a Calvinist.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:12 pm

what can i say, my favorite flower just happens to be a tulip

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:14 pm

Well played my friend, well played.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:14 pm

‘Calvinist’??

He was great when he was with Hobbs.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 2:18 pm

Figured that was coming…you didn’t let me down.

Loved Calvin and Hobbes

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:20 pm

Me too

DE Viking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:21 pm

I got your back.

Calvin and Hobbs autorec.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:11 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:11 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 November 2023 4:10 am

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 2:04 pm

Can play the ‘IF’ game all day.

If we had scored all of times in the red zone Kirk would have been on the bench while Hall mops up.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 2:25 pm

Glass half empty but I think he was having problems with the Achilles before that, probably tendinosis or -itis. In other words, it was going to happen sooner or later. If it had happened after a late or low hit or on a tush push at the end of the game to give Vikings a first down to ice the clock I would have been furious but given the non contact – something wasn’t right.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:31 pm

Fair point

DE Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:34 pm

Tendon seems to get lots of abuse in NFL. I’m no expert.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 2:38 pm

2 QBs have torn their ACL this season and they both were up front for not getting a certain injection. Obviously without that injection the coinciding virus weakened their achilles tendons.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:39 pm

Aha!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:40 pm

Correlation = Causation

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:29 pm

Correlation = Caucasian? Seems racist.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 3:46 pm

Extremely.

DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:12 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 November 2023 4:12 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:43 pm

They both wore number 8.

DE Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
6 November 2023 4:12 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 November 2023 4:11 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:35 pm

so…serious question….

if someone has tendonitis in their achilles…are their chances of tearing their achilles higher than no tendonitis??

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:38 pm

Yes.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:40 pm

out of all your long winded answers, you only say YES to that?

give me some more info dude.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:41 pm

You have to pay for that.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:43 pm

what a gouger!

someone can ask how the weather is, and he will wax eloquently for hours on what canadian summers used to be like….

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:43 pm

No.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:44 pm

i smiled

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:38 pm

Your points are more than fair. But given the situation of game, there was no need to be passing the ball.
A question if I might. I have tendinosis in an elbow tendon. I am going thru some thorough rehab pt. But no one said anything that it could snap, just needed rehab to rework tendon fibers.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 2:41 pm

I wouldn’t worry about it. I have never seen a common flexor or extensor tendon rupture in the elbow. Lot less force involved than the Achilles.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 2:31 pm

Agree. Two runs – even for zero gain – kick FG and game is over up 3 cores.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
6 November 2023 4:10 am

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NoDakRube
30 October 2023 1:49 pm

I just watched Halls short presser from yesterday.

It is hard not to like the guy…seems intelligent, well-grounded, mature.

Really hope he does well and screws up our draft slot….I am rooting for him.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 1:55 pm

Half way thru season, i’d go with him and not spend anything on another qb. Logic dictates it. 2-3 wins down the stretch, book it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 2:04 pm

He should be mature, he’s older than Ezra Cleveland whose been in the league 4 years

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 1:27 pm

Has anybody reached out to and checked on NLNVF with the Kirk news?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:04 pm

I’m sure he’s devastated

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:10 pm

Got a live view of him here. Also cuddling his Kirk wifu pillow at night, soft sobs.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 2:28 pm

This just in!!

A voodoo doll with a #8 Vikings jersey was found in kfey’s bedroom with a pin stuck in the right ankle.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:32 pm

There´s the smoking gun!

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:32 pm

That’s Kodiak…..

DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:12 am

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6 November 2023 4:12 am

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6 November 2023 4:12 am

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6 November 2023 4:12 am

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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:13 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:33 pm

It was only a matter of time.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 3:05 pm

Im hoping the Detroit offense gets me 50 pts tonight and I beat SkollyWolly the sulky boi at his own game.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 3:07 pm

I only need LaPorta to outscore Tucker by 98.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 3:07 pm

Lol.
Just dumb luck by skolly.
Ive been burned trying to guess which D to play.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 4:27 pm

TWSS

DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:14 am

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DE Viking
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6 November 2023 4:15 am

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KFEY93
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 3:21 pm

Defense* not offense*

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 3:04 pm

VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:48 pm

Per NFL alert. MRI confirms torn Achilles.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:49 pm

Paul Allen will be on NFL Radio any minute and I think Kevin O’Connell has a press conference at the top of the hour.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:50 pm

Don;t know much about this. Are there degrees of tears and if so does it matter with respect to recovery time etc.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 12:57 pm

Achilles tendon ruptures occur with a bimodal age distribution, with the first peak in 25-40-year-old males and the second peak in those older than 60 years. It is rare to tear a normal tendon. The most common presentation is a 40 year-old weekend warrior who experiences a sudden pop in the distal leg after pushing off from a dorsiflexed position while running or jumping. When reporting tears, it is essential to describe the size of the tendon gap, the quality of the torn tendon, an estimation of cross-sectional involvement, and the presence of atrophy of the soleus and gastrocnemius muscles. Most Achilles tendon tears occur in the relatively avascular zone located 2-6 cm from the insertion. Mini-open repairs can allow a quicker return to activity than the standard open repair and with less serious wound complications.

Average time to return to play is about six months.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 1:03 pm

Thank for thoughtful reply. let’s hope for mini-open repair.

freezeyface
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 1:10 pm

he just googled it, he doesn’t really know ANYTHING medical

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 1:12 pm

Are you saying he’s not a real doctor?
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HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 1:14 pm

Maybe he´s playing one on TV?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
30 October 2023 1:15 pm

Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express?

freezeyface
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 1:00 pm

the nice thing that kirk has going for him….

he can pay for the best trainers on the planet to get him to where he needs to be.

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:51 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:52 pm

RIP Kirk´s Achilles

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:54 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:54 pm

JRobert
JRobert
30 October 2023 12:44 pm

Life is hard: good to celebrate the small successes.
Guess who has the longest consecutive winning streak in the NFC.
Your Vikings.

Mjolnir
30 October 2023 12:43 pm

Hammer’s plan for success post-Kirko:

Play Hall
Sign McCoy as QB2
Mullens EQB
Shoot Mannion

Akers RB1
Consider offers for Matty
If traded, Chandler is RB2
Wait until week 14 – bring in AD to retire a Viking use him as the ‘thunder’ to Akers ‘lightning’

KAM & KOC should NOT spend draft capital on a vet like Tannehill – if they do, nothing higher than a 6th rounder

Let Kirko test FA and if he finds no suitors post Achilles rehab, bring him in on a 2 year, incentive laden deal.

Draft QBOTF in ‘24

🔨🔨🔨

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 12:45 pm

Strong take!

Do it!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 12:47 pm

Why McCoy? He just doesn’t have the arm for our offense. Got to be someone that is a better fit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 1:43 pm

People are mentioning him because he knows KOCs offense and is a FA

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 2:21 pm

3 years experience in KOC system – not elite arm talent but offense can be tailored to him a bit. McCoy also comes cheap with no draft capital spent.

Northwoods
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 3:12 pm

What about Dalton?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
30 October 2023 3:26 pm

Dalton wouldn’t be bad….

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 12:51 pm

JJ to JJ…..TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 3:27 pm

Love this.
Shooting Mannion seems a bit rough, but..

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:17 pm

Hall already better than Jordan Love

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:19 pm

Love sucks.

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:21 pm

And it hurts….

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 12:33 pm

and it stinks…

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
30 October 2023 3:28 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:20 pm

Sure hope Hall is more accurate than Love.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 12:21 pm

TBF Love was victimized by some stone hands drops.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:03 pm

This is true.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:42 pm

But Viking QB’s face the same problem.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 2:47 pm

I have to say somehow TJ “stone hands” Hockenson has reversed his early season dropsies. @Thank goodness the vets didn’t have any playing time in the pre season@

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 2:52 pm

Yes TJ is getting stronger. JA needs to get a set of grippers and work on his hands though.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:21 pm

But Vilma said he’d have a breakout game.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:21 pm

HAHAHAHAHA

GAWD I HATE GREEN BAY

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:13 pm

This is the type of story you weirdos like.
Don’t pretend you don’t.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:17 pm

Men have a booty hole?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 12:21 pm

Who knew?

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:52 pm

i’m a fan of anything leo does or has done to him

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:55 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 1:32 pm

To each his own, not my thing though.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 2:13 pm

Welp, he’s dumping her before she turns 26. Thats his MO

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 2:16 pm

He likes nice soft fingers…once they get past 25 the fingers get a little dry and rough.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 3:57 pm

Lol..thats so oddly specific lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 4:02 pm

Specific enough to be coming from somebody who has experiences.

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:09 pm

Anyone been there?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 12:18 pm

Yes. Pretty good for the money

NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:50 am

Q&A: Former NFL GM and ESPN’s Mike Tannenbaum on Kirk Cousins season-ending injury and how Vikings should proceed – KSTP.com 5 Eyewitness News

Tannenbaum says we should roll with Hall, sign McCoy, and sign Kirk to a 2 year extension, and draft a QB this upcoming draft.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:52 am

Do it

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:58 am

McCy has a weak arm. Can’t we get by for a week until Mullins gets back.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 12:26 pm

I agree, unless we are bringing in Wentz or Tannehill just go with what we have.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 12:30 pm

I’d be, because no Kirk, for bringing in anyone at any position that would help our running game.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 12:05 pm

I would be fine with that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 12:11 pm

Minus signing McCoy, this is what I have said they should be doing anyway. Only thing that changed is they have more leverage in the contract talks now.

Mjolnir
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 12:13 pm

👍

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 12:20 pm

He must be reading this blog.

JRobert
JRobert
30 October 2023 11:46 am

I’ve noticed something that may just be TV
Seems like our DB’s look short playing against much taller WR’s.
On offense though, looks like our WR’s are much smaller than the DB’s.
Is this just a TV perspective.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 12:13 pm

it’s facts. JJ is tall, but the rest of our WR are not. CBs are normally shorter than the WR they are guarding.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Surly Viking
30 October 2023 12:17 pm

Isn’t JJ only 6’1″. OK with short corners, but if you don’t stick your arms up, hard to bat away passes.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 1:40 pm

Evans and Booth look normal, Murphy and Bekton look short

freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:44 am

ok to clarify, i will still watch if mannion is the qb, but he’s boring and gross and that’s just yuck..

rather hall or

TOM BRADY

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 12:58 pm

Same, but I will bitch the entire time… he has no upside.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 11:43 am

Can’t post X tweets from work its blocked, but @NFCnorthnews says Rothlisberger is in Minnesota for a visit. Not sure if its fake news or not.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 11:45 am

That’s a fake site.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 11:46 am

Wasn’t sure.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 11:47 am

Maybe just to show Kirk how to play with a boot on like he played with once.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 11:49 am

“newss”

KFEY93
Reply to  SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 2:14 pm

If it sounds stupid and fake, it is.

norseman1
norseman1
30 October 2023 11:37 am

9 month recovery time, at least? Puts it at end of July even if he came back.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 11:42 am

Get him at a huge injury discount?

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:49 am

Ya, if Kirk returns probably a $10M/yr injury.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:50 am

No fully guaranteed contract now. There has to at least be an injury/retirement clause.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 11:43 am

Not according to Rodgers and his ‘special’ method.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 11:43 am

At his age most likely 12 months.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:46 am

True, and it’s FB, not putt putt golf.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 11:51 am

Yeah, its a bad injury, we’ll see what happens but I wouldn’t bet on him being available week one.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:54 am

If anyone will put in the rehab work to get back as soon as possible, it’s Kirk.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 1:12 pm

Except on Tuesdays……

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 1:14 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 1:24 pm

Yeah. Low hanging fruit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 1:37 pm

LOL, I was going to say the same thing

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 2:44 pm

Nothing is above making fun of here I guess.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:36 am

The dude that did this should hide for awhile. I saw the video and it was pretty yuck.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:37 am

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:40 am

i’m not going to watch it…

was it intentional??

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:41 am

It didn’t look good. Karate kick to the throat in the middle of the ice is a pretty uncommon accident.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:42 am

No kidding?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:43 am

Really? Damn.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:45 am

WTF… that dude has not been arrested yet if it happened that way?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:45 am

He was getting hit too, but it doesn’t look great.

If you dare, here’s the video.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:47 am

Nah, that looks accidental. Impressive how quickly the trainer is out on the ice and the players skating her over.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:47 am

This does not look like an accident…

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:46 am

holy smokes, he kicked him??
how was he not arrested

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:47 am

He was getting hit himself, but it’s a weird way to fall.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:48 am

ohhhhhh ok.

i don’t want to watch so wasn’t sure

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:50 am

MT is probably right, even if he tried, it would be pretty hard to pull off kicking a guy while he’s skating by, but it didn’t look good.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:53 am

OTOH, the player in red was barely touched, don´t know why he took off the way he did. Didn´t look natural to me. Just speculating here, oc.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
30 October 2023 11:55 am

That’s what I was thinking. It just didn’t look like a normal way to fall from that small of a hit.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 12:11 pm

You’ve never seen an uncoordinated goof like myself lose his balance after getting hooked on the back leg, I go down like the helicopter on Black Hawk Down.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 12:13 pm

But that’s why you aren’t playing televised hockey. I’m not sure if this was a rec thing or minors or what, but I read somewhere it was on live tv so I wouldn’t expect it to be a bunch of uncoordinated goofs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 12:16 pm

I just saw a larger version of the video and it was not a back kick. He lifts his closest (left) leg as he comes up to him and then skates away. The police are reportedly investigating it. It will be hard to determine anything for sure though so it will go down as a horrible accident. Even if he intentionally lifted his leg to knee him or something, what are the odds of getting your skate to his neck? Freak deal.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:41 am

Very sad.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:42 am

Guess he was engaged, girlfriend ran out on ice after wards

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:43 am

That’s awful.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:44 am

Really makes you think all the times you played pickup hockey from 5 years of age up to end of college with minimal equipment and going down on the ice after hitting a divot and people crashing into you with their skates.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:45 am

Yeah. This guy was upright and the guy that skated him basically spinning back kicked him. Arguably from getting hit himself, but not a good look.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 12:23 pm

Imagine being on scene and trying to save the guy. Oh man that would suck.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 12:27 pm

Would diminish one’s love for the game.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 12:27 pm

Would suck bad. If I recall correctly about 10 yrs ago a NHL team doc ligated a severed jugular in the locker room after similar injury.

benjammin
Admin
30 October 2023 11:34 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:35 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:37 am

Blocking was more un-good than it has been recently.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 11:48 am

Especially run blocking…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:37 am

Lowest on offense – two guards and a RB who can’t find hole.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 11:38 am

Yeah, I guess start Cleveland again

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:55 am

No, our Guards are grading out decently in pass blocking…just throw the damn ball.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 1:37 pm

below 60 isn’t very good though I thought

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:43 am

Our GOURDS are TERRIBLE! haha.

freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:20 am

also, proud dad moment…

stopped at a gas station outside of Wausau, Wi yesterday, filled the van up and grabbed some arby’s for the kids…

as we waited for the food, the vikings game was on, so we watched, and i told my kids all the people in there were packers fans rooting against the vikings…

my 7 year old son looks at me with wide eyes, and goes “ew….i do not like this place anymore..”

that’s my boy

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:29 am

Thats good parenting.

freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:16 am

if Hall starts i will 100% watch, for the sake of the unknown and excitement of seeing what this kid has…..

if mannion starts i will 100% not watch, for the sake of the most gross and boring qb who has ever donned a vikings uniform. also bad.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:18 am

I might join this way of thinking. I have no interest in watching Mannion ruin both our playoff chances and our good draft spot chances… At least Hall would probably only ruin one of those two things.

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:20 am

i mean nothing worse than watching mannion attempt to play QB….

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:43 am

Maybe watching our CB’s trying to cover taller WR’s in the end zone.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 11:45 am

It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:50 am

Right – then just watching our CB’s trying to cover WR’s in the end zone.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 2:17 pm

My guy, 9/10 an NFL wr is going to be taller than the CB in the league. You’re making an issue out of nothing lol.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:20 am

Win or lose, rain or shine, I will always watch and cheer for the Vikings. Old dogs can’t learn new tricks.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:22 am

it would be one thing if we had adrian peterson at running back…

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:25 am

Hey Freeze, that coupon for “buy one get the second 50% off” DID work for the Hall jerseys.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:27 am

have you seen his new commercial? he already signed a deal with Halls throat lozenges.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:29 am

When you need fast relief, live in the moment with a cool Halls. I like it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:30 am

I am with MT, I will always watch the games, no matter how shitty and hopeless we are…there were some lean years back in the 80s but I watched every game.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:31 am

That’s about were I am.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:35 am

I’ll watch either way, only question is how long

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 2:16 pm

Mannion needs to be fired into the sun, he shouldnt even be on the practice squad

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
30 October 2023 2:33 pm

A little harsh maybe, but accurate.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
30 October 2023 2:35 pm

Don’t let Joseph do the firing or he fly right by and just end up floating in space.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 2:45 pm

Joseph is the guy who´s fired into the sun next to Minion… get two for the price of one!

Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:13 am

It’s all very clear now. Kirk is 100% faking. He must have gotten insider knowledge of this and must prepare to the fullest. He will be going to every show except those on Tuesdays.

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:15 am

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:23 am

I thought that was pretty badass that Kirk hopped off the field, like “I need to get off the field so the FG unit can come in”.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:24 am

…and then watch it get blocked…

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 11:28 am

especially loved seeing the fg get blocked and then the camera going to kirk on the sideline so we had no idea what was happening…

nice job camera/producing crew

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:35 am

Yes that was awesome. Wasn’t quite as crisp a production as MNF.

NoDakRube
30 October 2023 10:59 am

Paul Allen brought up Sam Darnold today as a possible move.

Discuss.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:03 am

Seriously, why?
Last year, 49ers lost two QB’s and Purdy went in and did OK. They said Niners had a lot of talent around him.
We have a lot of talent on our offense. Why won’t Hall be OK?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 11:04 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 11:05 am

I am not rooting for us to bring in Darnold…

The 49ers also had a running game, we do not, we have proven we cannot run the ball. On this team the QB needs to do a lot.

I doubt Hall has the arm strength to be successful on this team.

I hope I am wrong.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:11 am

Our running game does suck. Now, we have one back that doesn’t see the hole, but our line blocking on running plays is pretty poor.
We should be able to do better. If you can pass block, y0u should be able to run block – a little bit.

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
30 October 2023 11:12 am

It does continue to be a mystery as to why we are SOO Bad at running it.

VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:50 am

I know there was a football game yesterday and some good things happened and a bad thing happened, but I am continuing my Matthew Perry retrospective.

The dude got to kiss a lot of very good looking actresses.

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:51 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:52 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:54 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:54 am

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 11:13 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:52 am

Yet died with no kids no wife and I believe no ex….not that getting married and having kids makes you a success….but seems kind of sad.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 10:53 am

True, but I’m not going for sad, I’m going for happy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:04 am

He dated Yasmine Bleeth, Julia Roberts, and Lizzy Caplan, but drugs and alcohol seemed to be the loves of his life sadly.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:07 am

Yep…sounds like he had kind of kicked those habits recently though, sad.

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 11:09 am

i have no opinion of him.
never was a friends guy.

always sad when someone who battles a life of addiction, passes away.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:13 am

It’s Skoloholics. You must have an opinion and it must be a strong one.

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 11:15 am

well i wish you would have tried harder to share the gospel with him, VP….how’s that take?!?!?!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:16 am

Very good.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 11:20 am

I was going to agree with Freeze, but if this is the rule, then my opinion is Friends is a stupid show and no reruns should ever be played. First to go needs to be Seinfeld though.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 12:29 pm

YORE A STUPID SHOW!

(see, a strong opinion and you got someone riled up – me. Good job bow.)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 12:33 pm

I do my best.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 12:35 pm

Oh and if you were wondering, this was not part of the 98% of the time that I am being sarcastic.

benjammin
Admin
30 October 2023 10:49 am

Greg Joseph stats:

FG – 71.4% – 30th in NFL
PAT 90.5% – 31st in NFL

Gross.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:52 am

71%. That is just awful.

Why do the Vikings bother rushing anyone when a team is kicking a FG or punt against them? Even lined up offsides they are never within two yards of the ball.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 10:53 am

Yeah, ST sucks in pretty much all phases.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:56 am

Well, at least Joseph keeps the ball in the field of play on kickoffs…

Um, er, well at least when the kick returner fields the ball instead of taking a touchback we get net positive yards…

GAH!

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:10 am

can we cut him?

also some of those fg misses were very easy kicks.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:11 am

There is no “can”. There is only “do”.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 11:14 am

We can cut him, BUT only if we have a replacement ready to go …..

Let’s not do what the House Republicans did….what a mess.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:24 am

You obviously have a high opinion on the work congress gets done in a typical month.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:28 am

PS You could do no worse than Joseph.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:48 am

Posted this last night but doubt anyone saw it.

SoCalMinnFan

 29 October 2023 9:08 pm
I am thinking ahead and I don’t see anyone to trade for that will step in and ‘save the season’ unless they can lure Brady back.
(Doubt very much that is happening as we are not allowed nice things.)
So next week and probably the week after it will be Hall and ‘The terrible one’ as back up.

They probably sign someone to the practice squad like the Gopher or the USFL guy they had before. Just a ‘break glass in case of emergency type of guy’.
Once Mullins is off IR and we see how his back is and have a better idea what we have in Hall more decisions will be made.

Hopefully Hall is playing ‘well enough’ that it will be an easy decision.
As far as trading away at the deadline I don’t think that they can. It will prove all that KOC has said to the team about never quitting a lie and he may lose them.

Of course I know nothing and am only speculating.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:50 am

Everyone on the team knows they’re not doing squat with Hall, they might just pack it in anyway regardless if they trade anyone away.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:53 am

Everyone has doubts and expectations.
Not ‘everyone knows’, that only happens on Viking blogs.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:55 am

For all we know, the locker room could hang tougher than ever.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:55 am

Not ‘everyone knows’, that only happens on Viking blogs.

Truism of the day…I awarded it early today.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 10:58 am

Most “fans” knew we couldn’t beat the bills last year NO MATTER WHAT! Most “fans” knew we didn’t have a shot at beating the 9ers, this year, none, zero chance…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:01 am

Keyboard Warriors always ‘Know’.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 11:16 am

And there’s always and excuse for the positives that happen and endless patting themselves on the back for being “right” about any negatives. Fun people I tell ya what.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 11:20 am

And since there is no point in arguing/reasonably discussing things with them I have defaulted to ‘ignore’.

It is best for my blood pressure/mental health.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 11:37 am

His teammates and coaches know if he is any good and if he was his HC would have said he’s starting this week.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:39 am

Or when he was asked it was immediately after an emotional game where he just lost his starting QB so he was just being smart and waiting to make any declarations until emotions calmed a little.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 11:40 am

Could be several reasons for not Committing to naming him the starter already.
Do you see anyone else who could come in and start next week??
‘the terrible one’?? Vet retread??

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 11:42 am

The only real option to start this week other than Hall is Mannion, I’ve seen enough of him.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 12:30 pm

Mannion is not a real quarterback.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 1:51 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 1:54 pm

That was Kirk’s gif not 1 week ago.
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NoDakRube
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:50 am

Agree, this is the most likely outcome.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
30 October 2023 10:52 am

Actually quite reasonable.

norseman1
norseman1
30 October 2023 10:46 am

Iexpect nothing rest of year, when i do i’m rarely disappointed.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 10:47 am

this is the correct approach at this juncture.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 10:59 am

Hope for the best and expect the worst is/should be every Viking Fans Credo.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
30 October 2023 11:24 am

Well yeah.
That has been my motto for decades.

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:38 am

This is 100% accurate.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:40 am

Not of that will happen, Julie is too devoted to Kirk for that.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:44 am

What if Kirk gets to watch from the closet?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 11:09 am

IDK, maybe, but I doubt she’d allow a mormon to be the one to cuck Kirk

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 11:03 am

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
30 October 2023 12:40 pm

Never watched that movie.
I remember her from heroes (tv show)

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:25 am

Hall is actually better than Brady

Wrenage
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:29 am

Stats check out.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:32 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:36 am

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:42 am

Good stats, LOL!

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
30 October 2023 10:23 am

Let’s go with a 2023 Love Boat type distraction and sign Kapernick

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:21 am

Future franchise showing off his skills.
If you zoom in on his lips, you can see he say”Fuck that Ben guy” right as he throws.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:27 am

I did see him say that! Lip reading is fun.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:31 am

I doubt he wants to fuck me

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:33 am

Sosa doesn’t like Hall, which makes me like Hall even more.
Ben= Sosaflake? Sosa’s bucket boi?

https://twitter.com/sosarick/status/1719011657731510580?t=jjUdjEoj24AwZx1Dd6K26g&s=19

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:39 am

I mean, he sucks right now, KOC obviously knows it as well, its why he wouldn’t commit to starting Hall next game. I’m guess we see Mannion elevated and start, or maybe they do sign McCoy, IDK, but KOC saying he wasn’t sure if he would start Hall is akin to Zimmer saying Mond was 3rd on the depth chart because they see him everyday in practice. I’d just play Hall, maybe by the end of the year he develops into a functional NFL QB.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:42 am

FUCK NO TO MANNION!!!!! What a waste that would be.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:43 am

Hall needs an NVF.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:49 am

Everyone could use a NVF in their corner.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
30 October 2023 10:53 am

I’m currently Hall’s number one super fan!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:56 am

BSF, if Hall balls out and takes this team on a run you get to do the big I TOLD YOU SO.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 11:14 am

Hey, I predicted a big Hall run first. If it doesn’t happen, I said it in jest. Otherwise I am NostraBunch.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:15 am

Ha!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 11:48 am

I was calling him a hall of famer before the season started.

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 1:22 pm

Sounds good.
Here are the sure fire rapid response items you need when Hall effs up:

Not his fault, OL sucks
Not his fault, Def sucks
Not his fault, it’s the play call
Not his fault, it’s the scheme.
Not his fault, receiver sucks.

And if those get old, blame the kicker.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:45 am

Please, no Mannion.

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
30 October 2023 10:46 am

For the love of God, No!!!!!!

MT Viking
30 October 2023 10:17 am

Since I’m a Vikings fan and have some ingrained pessimism, I have been dwelling on JJ after he returns from IR. He covers up a lot of warts from his QB but the off target throws from the rook may be more than he can overcome. Gets frustrated and ultimately vents at a post game presser Diggs style. Good times boys good times.

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:17 am

Joe Spinosa totally lost his shit on Twitter, and deleted his account.
So everythings not all bad today.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:29 am

Yeah there are some people out there that are totally unhinged.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:33 am

There are some people in here that are unhinged.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:36 am

Eh, I’d say w/o Lifer not so much

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:47 am

You are forgetting about me.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:49 am

Salt mining can make you mentally unstable…this is true.

Haven’t seen it out of you yet except for that essay you dropped the other day before you went to your all day meeting…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 10:57 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
30 October 2023 10:51 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:34 am

Sosa is still out there

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:36 am

He’s almost as bad, though I laugh when he calls himself a reporter

Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:05 am

I know it’s Jordan Love and he sucks – but the defense balled yesterday.

Hunter and Wonnum looked good.

Bynum and Metullus made plays

Akayleb Evans gave up a bad PI call but corrected it later and made a good PBU in the end zone

After the rookie fumbled the Defense had its back to the wall and responded.

KC’s injury blows

But it still feels good to beat the Puke at home.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:22 am

Evans sucks IMO. Lots of consistent bad plays from him. Hard to forgive that TD allowed against LAC.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:26 am

You forgot, Greg Joseph missing kicks again

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:40 am

Greg Joseph doesn’t play defense….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:44 am

oh yeah, you’re right, but I feel like we should be talking about how not good he is

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:49 am

“Wait, this games not over yet, it’s still a two score contest”*

*words spoken far too frequently following the field goal attempt with six minutes left in the game.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:27 am

Too much bend don’t break defense in second half – but it worked this time (bad QB play helped)
Defense seems strong up the middle, but corners are a concern.

benjammin
Admin
30 October 2023 10:02 am

The Vikings should just bring back Mond

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:03 am

SLOTERGOAT! FTW

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
30 October 2023 10:05 am

They go get Joe Webb and actually give him a chance

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:25 am

I was all set for Webb to Kapernick the Packers in that playoff game.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
30 October 2023 10:41 am

THAT. WAS. THE. PLAN.

Then Chilly decided to install a pass-first game plan….

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:04 am

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:07 am

Nah.
Hall AKA “The Franchise” is on the roster.

I’m pumped already for the SB celebration

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:12 am

I love how you’re leaning into this….

I didn’t love how grandma leaned into that helicopter propeller….

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:22 am

That was actually a sex toy accident.
But thanks for the support

Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 9:52 am

I liked what I saw of Hall earlier in the season.
Let’s see what he can do.
I really don’t want to send anyone a draft pick on some washed up QB like Dalton.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of people that would like Teddy back, but there’s no way Detroit is letting him leave without gouging us.

It’s Hall’s time. Let’s see what he’s got.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 9:56 am

Agree. I absolutely don’t want to throw away any draft capital. Unless it’s very late round. 6th or 7th. Even then I’m not wild about it. Lot of games left. Give the rookie a shot.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:00 am

I’m gonna start the Hall bandwagon.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:10 am

Hall bandwagon is awfully lonely

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:29 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 10:35 am

Next week it’ll be like:

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:03 am

Hall sucks, maybe he can be better than Mullens, but I doubt it.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:03 am

Hall thinks you suck too

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:06 am

Yeah, well I’m not pretending to be an NFL QB

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:09 am

I’m telling him you said that!

Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:43 am

Schrager on GMFB saying he doesn’t believe all is lost for Minnesota.

Points out:

QB play across the league has been atrocious

Much improved line play in Minny

Defense starting to gel

Weak NFC North

Weak upcoming schedule

Thinks signing McCoy is the option – but as a backup, thinks Hall takes the reigns.

Interesting take

I’m still leaning towards:

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:47 am

me too.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:49 am

Let’s see what the Rookie has. If he is good, sweet, we make playoffs. If he is atrocious then good, we get a higher draft pick. I absolutely do NOT want Mullens in there or some other back up that all they do is win us 4 more games and fuck our future especially if we trade for some back up ala Bradford.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
30 October 2023 9:54 am

Agree with all of it. Let’s attempt to tailor the offense towards his strength.

Let’s start by naming Akers the starter.

If we move anyone at the deadline – let’s move Mattison. Chandler can be RB2 with Kene back.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 11:36 am

KOC is an idiot for not already having Akers/Chandler 1/2 in either order. Also, KJ had a good stretch there yesterday, but I feel Addision and Powell should be ahead of him on the depth chart for sure.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:55 am

Certainly is not a far fetched.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:57 am

Yeah now its the Vikings turn to experience this

QB play across the league has been atrocious

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:59 am

Let’s see how good a QB coach and play caller KOC is.

bowbunch
bowbunch
30 October 2023 9:36 am

If they think they’ll get Picket back, would the Steelers give up Trubisky?

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 9:47 am

Rather go Hall than Trubisky

Mjolnir
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 9:49 am

Same. No to Mr. Biscuit

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 9:53 am

Trubisky?

benjammin
Admin
30 October 2023 9:35 am

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:40 am

TOM BRADY SZNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:41 am

And that’s about it!

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:44 am

Do it. Tommy’s mom is a Minnesotan..

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:46 am

my dream season is about to happen!

i joked with my wife about tom coming out of retirement, and she was like….”you’d be in absolute heaven”

yes…yes i would

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:51 am

Brady is washed…are you guys serious?

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 9:53 am

say that to his face, nodak or should i say nodakdumdum

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:51 am

But then you’d be dead.

I get it’d be paradise but I no want freezey dead.

You’d be missed – Family, friends, co-workers

And AutoZone is likely to never recover from the financial loss of your business.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 9:53 am

i don’t know how skoloholics would recover without me here

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:57 am

Me either…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:49 am

One of his former teammates is already in the building, is younger and is much more fluent in the offense.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 9:56 am

n’keal harry??

bold move

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 9:59 am

Are you suggesting KOC name himself the starter…..?

I LOVE IT!!!!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:55 am

Let KOC play!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 11:17 am

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NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
30 October 2023 10:57 am

Bow that is some high level thinking…

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:46 am

Why not? It would be a fun circus-like event.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:51 am

From the article….

Carson Wentz – The former NDSU star is only 30-years-old but he hasn’t been good for four years. From 2017-2019, though, Wentz was one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, throwing for 81 touchdowns, just 21 interceptions and over 10,000 passing yards.



benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
30 October 2023 9:58 am

Yeah, now he sucks tho

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:01 am

Dalvin cook has 5 years worth of good stats too.
How’s he doing again?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
30 October 2023 10:04 am

I think averaging like 2.8 ypc, though Studumdum says that’s because he doesn’t get to play enough.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 10:05 am

If you take out the short rubs, he’s probably ok

Wrenage
30 October 2023 9:29 am

I missed out taking sole possession of second place in fantasy league playing against a guy with an incomplete roster all because Mahomes decided to put up a whopping 7 points.

I’m going to write him an angry letter, not an email…an actual letter. That will show him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
30 October 2023 9:30 am

I blame Taylor Swift

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:32 am

did you see the stupid “kelce’s yardage WITH taylor at the game and WITHOUT taylor at the game” stat?

insane. the NFL/Networks are so stupid about this whole thing.

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
30 October 2023 9:41 am

It will probably get worse. NFL is salivating over all of the girl fans they are picking up and want to keep their interest.

Soon it will be…

Mahomes Stats:
TD: 45
Yards: 5,678
Favorite Pet: Puppy
Sign: Sagitarius
Hobby: Long walks
Biggest Secret: Cried while watching Terms of Endearment

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
30 October 2023 9:46 am

Wrong generation for that movie Wren…

You want:

Wrenage
Reply to  Mjolnir
30 October 2023 10:26 am

I like to give people obscure references to force learning!

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
30 October 2023 9:33 am

I blame Taylor Dayne

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
30 October 2023 9:33 am

I blame the flu.

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Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
30 October 2023 9:35 am

I blame the Crue…

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I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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